#drg-memes-no-talk

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wanton fog
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I can do better

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Yaaaa

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It’s rewind time

quartz gull
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His forehead looks like a scrotum

stoic wing
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when dwarfs build PCs

marsh river
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@wanton fog
I spy with my little eye
An engineer!

wanton fog
torn raft
distant ember
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You shouldn't eat precious minerals.

split palm
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It'll get you killed.

distant ember
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IT'LL GET YOU KILLED

hot heath
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You shouldnt shoot precious lootbugs.
It'll get you killed.

fringe tusk
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"Guns don't kill people bugs. I do!"

fringe tusk
vernal abyss
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Why does the gunner always sound like he’s going to shoot up a bakery after resupplying?

fringe tusk
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He's just ready to kill some more crêpes.

marsh river
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What?

vernal abyss
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That voice line has always struck me as odd

marsh river
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😂 creeps

loud nebula
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did someone say STROOPWAFELS? lurking

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Dutch dwarf noises

fervent kiln
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STROOPWAFELS

loud nebula
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ZEG MAKKER

hollow cloud
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ITS A BOLOO CAP

vernal copper
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I do love a good stroopwaffle.

loud nebula
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who doesn't?

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boloocap waffle when?

distant ember
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unfortunately management don't like sharing their magic mushrooms

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eats shrooms

thorny solstice
marsh river
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We need new mission name samples for more fun

distant ember
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We need more than four mission types.

upbeat shuttle
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we have 5 tho lmao

distant ember
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Salvage, extraction, mining and elimination

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4

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Deep dives are just a mish mash of those 4

upbeat shuttle
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egg hunt??

distant ember
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Wait

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Never mind, I'm retarded.

upbeat shuttle
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lmao

distant ember
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I don't consider eliminations though

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Fuck eliminations

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Therefore 4 missions

marble solar
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Broke: Salvage
Woke: Leg Hunt

quartz gull
thorny solstice
torn raft
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STONE AND STONE

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TO THE STONE

rocky talon
torn raft
torn raft
distant ember
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i propose to you all
the blackout stout challenge

  1. pick a mission, any will do
  2. order the stuff
  3. everyone grab a mug, don't drink it yet
  4. everyone get in the drop pod
  5. once the countdown hits five, drink
  6. successfully finish the mission
hot heath
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sadly it only lasts a couple of minutes

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wish I could do an edd fully drunk

thorny solstice
distant ember
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you'd think
sobriety never happened to us, even after 20 minutes. it never got better either. my guess is the timing needs to be good.

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it sure worked for me at countdown-5

hot heath
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I just wish you could go into missions either giant or tiny

hollow verge
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giant would be one hell of a challenge

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and smol would be pretty fun

distant ember
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i'd take tiny any day
fuck drilling/digging everything that ain't a chamber

hollow verge
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zooming around the caves

hot heath
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Yea but if youre tiny you have half hp and if youre large 200% more

distant ember
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if you wanna feel tiny, play sandblasted
ceiling is higher than the pothead next door

distant ember
gritty musk
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Müshroom

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spams ctrl click

hot heath
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Thats me when someone kills a lootbug in my lobby

distant ember
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If lootbugs don't want to be killed

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They shouldn't be made of precious minerals

static oasis
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^my face when the newbie scout rushes into an unexplored room and gets monched by cave leech

hot heath
naive nest
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Wait lootbugs aren’t made of loot

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They’re filled with loot

distant ember
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0nly an elf would be so specific

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.>

naive nest
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Only a leaf lovers drinking elf would get it wrong

marsh river
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Loot bugs are named after their function

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you loot them

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Officially they're called Killbugs

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because you kill them

distant ember
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Fight me, you pole-portioned dendrophile.

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No honour, no respect, no beer.

naive nest
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How about we get some blackout stouts and see who stays up the longest?

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A true dwarf can hold his beer

hot heath
rain pagoda
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awww im pissed

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the browser i was using got blocked and and i found another one and it got rid of all the gifs i had saved

distant ember
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that happens sometimes, yes
solution: make a server where you store all your gif links

cosmic sigil
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Solution: just don't use gifs

wary swift
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^ me trying to convince the leaf loving elf to drink a blackout stout

cosmic sigil
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^me trying to convince the driller to not blow up Steeve

wary swift
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^ me

naive nest
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^m

cosmic sigil
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Driller: Why can't I blow up the C4, there's a dreadnought and like 4 detonators in its radius?
Me: But the Steeve

naive nest
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Driller: Don’t care doin it anyways steeve dies

cosmic sigil
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Scout dies

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Engineer dies

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Driller dies

naive nest
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What about gunner?

cosmic sigil
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Bulks don't die

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The gunner's on a zip line somewhere

naive nest
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Huh

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Oh the gunner just died

distant ember
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I see you switching unions

naive nest
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Switching unions?

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Yer crazy

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I’m not in game rn to switch

distant ember
cosmic sigil
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Classes, not unions

distant ember
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DOWN IN THE DEEP

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WHERE THE DRAGON USED TO SLEEP

loud nebula
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GLORIOUS GOLD
GLIMMERS IN OUR HOME OF OLD

distant ember
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DARK AS THE NIGHT

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WHERE THE DAY HAS LOST IT'S LIGHT

loud nebula
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WHEN THE HAMMER FALLS

distant ember
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WHEN THE HAMMER FALLS

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AND IT SOUNDS THROUGH THE HALLS

honest shuttle
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WHEN THE HAMMER FALLS THEN OUR VICTORY CALLS!

loud nebula
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you ruined it!!!
@distant ember you were supposed to say : when the hammer falls, freeing treasures from the walls

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F

loud nebula
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bruh

static oasis
distant ember
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@loud nebula You're actually wrong

loud nebula
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Lyrics:

When the Hammer Falls

Down in the deep,
Where the dragon used to sleep,
Glorious gold,
Glimmers in our home of old,
Dark as the night,
Where the day has lost its light,
When the hammer falls.

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I got that from the video description

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so you are the one who's wrong

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but let's not bash each other's brains in and drink it out with beer

distant ember
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When the hammer falls,
And it sounds through the halls,
When the hammer falls,
Freeing treasures from the walls,
When the hammer strikes,
And the kingdom comes to life,
When the hammer pounds,
Like the thunder underground,
When the hammer falls,
When the hammer falls!

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Suck my leaf lover

winged canopy
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Meme

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This is almost always the hole you have the go through as a scout to get your downed teammates.

somber rune
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You mean to go get the scout who decided to grapple somewhere without a spot to stand XD

torn raft
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Just take the fall damage like a MAN

gleaming lodge
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PLATFORM

distant ember
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Just land on a teammate

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It negates all fall damage

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Goddamn leaf lovers

static oasis
novel fulcrum
vernal plover
distant ember
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That’s not too bad.

novel fulcrum
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Seems like 1 fat boy for me

distant ember
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There aren’t any praets.

north summit
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i love seeing so many bugs as a gunner,i get to do the job i so damn well love

vernal plover
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I am solo scout with rifle and zhukovs

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I am crapped

distant ember
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Nah. What’s your grenade?

wise mantle
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Don’t forget bosco’s rocket, it can clear quite a lot of grunts, especially combined with a good grenade.

north summit
brisk elbow
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Just shoot them

north pond
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Ah a drillers dream, you can't possibly miss

clever latch
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Just kite and kill with the scout works well too

vivid fable
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crappy thing I spent 12 minutes on

loud nebula
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Nah

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It's just vibing crystal

placid kraken
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ok so bosco skins are better now but when do we get to give steeve a beard so we can tell him apart from the other glyphids

distant ember
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i want golden steeve

loud nebula
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Or just make steeve an entire brightly coloured steeve

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But then you need a Midas dwarf @distant ember

distant ember
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we already have gold skin color

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tho gold beard/hair color would be nice yes

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become a living statue of gold

placid kraken
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why the beers aint half off

distant ember
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because management spent the beer savings on bosco's golden skin

placid kraken
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but it isnt there though

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looks like management took the beer money

rotund lotus
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when the driller finally confiscates your PGL and Warthog because you kept constantly killing him for bunkering but then you pull out your backup pistol to realize it's been replaced with a banana instead, then you remembered you had a second backup pistol under your gear, so you take off the armor and reveal your gorgeous PJs while finally finding your second emergency gun that every prepared dwarf has and get ready to fire

distant ember
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won't surprise me, those filthy leaf lovers

cosmic sigil
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That's awfully specific there

novel fulcrum
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Is there a meme in the text above?

ornate breach
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It is nsfw since it involves stripping.

distant ember
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the legendary golden donger that always stays hard as metal

scarlet bison
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next time bring a gold rush

brisk elbow
ivory brook
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some how made it out of that one

oak basin
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I did a thing.

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I'm sorry if you can't see the stats. DRG likes its dark theme.

brisk elbow
wanton fog
brisk elbow
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So terrible that Discord doesn't even want to show it.

wanton fog
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Let me guess

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It has something to do with leaf lovers

brisk elbow
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...Yea.

wanton fog
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Dammit Australian wifi let me see it

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How did I guess that

brisk elbow
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Pretty sure it works if you follow the link.

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The only thing we fear is a brother being a dirty leaf lover.

wanton fog
drifting leaf
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Where just playing a game and met a crassus. The crew didnt stay and take all the gold tothebone

brisk elbow
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ARGH

wanton fog
drifting leaf
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I drilled above it so i could stand on it and slowly chip away at it but apparently morkite was more important. Then they called droppod in so I lost it all kick

brisk elbow
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Awful.

wanton fog
drifting leaf
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Got happier later when i kinda carried another team with 12 revives

loud ridge
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@distant ember egg

distant ember
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egg

distant ember
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look at that beard

sullen plaza
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mighty walrus

vast pasture
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UNKARS BALLS

compact ice
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just turn his head upside down

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there u go, a beard

winged canopy
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I told my gf that engi got a grenade launcher, and I just

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wish I hadn't

unreal lichen
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anime?

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gross!

winged canopy
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right?

brisk elbow
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I'm glad to see us manly dwarves don't accept anime.

winged canopy
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I've never seen a good anime

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I personally prefer the same 9gag and imgur meme reskins

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forever

brisk elbow
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Minor laceration detected

toxic cave
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accidentally pets with pickaxe

elfin plover
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yes

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accidentally

toxic cave
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What if there were to accidentally explode when within 5 meters of me? dpeek

rocky talon
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driller, before blowing up his team

distant ember
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that's gnot a gnwarf

cunning gorge
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it's gnot a gnelf

brisk elbow
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It's gnot a gnoblin

distant ember
dusky socket
wanton fog
gilded pecan
elfin plover
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tfw my friend is a scout who uses flares

wanton fog
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Mine uses them but is a bad scout

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Leaves everyone behind takes resupplies complains when I’m not at the drop pod because he fucking grappled all the way thereeeeehhnnnnnnhjghjhgvh

split dune
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i'm a scoot

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use flare boi

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i must

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or am ded

quartz gull
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I am dig boi.
I dig tunnel back to pod.

mellow saddle
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Diggy Diggy Hole driller

distant ember
dawn flare
fading void
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Rock and stone

gilded pecan
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@distant ember that might get you banned dude careful

sacred zephyr
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Or the living shit Pummeled out of him by Angry Dwarfs

wet plank
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or both simultaneously

distant ember
hoary shore
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didn't they give away one of those shirts in like a contest or something long ago?

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also, feelsbad when you don't have a 1-year party hat cause you played on experimental for the first year... wish i had realised before it went away for good

idle sparrow
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i feel like after the iron will nerf i realised that i dont know how to play the game good 😄

vast pasture
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@rocky talon thats my grandpaw

molten whale
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oh FUCK

leaden idol
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I dance on company time

distant ember
distant ember
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what about the shitpoopers

wanton fog
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I don’t know why I made this

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Why did

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I need help

long pier
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Looks like poop

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Smells like poop

distant ember
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its the poopshitters

thorny solstice
hollow cloud
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Hmm

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But Iron Will is still get out of death for free, just this time it doesn't stack with vampire

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You need to eat some drugs, i mean some sugar

distant ember
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sugar drugs

inland lintel
distant ember
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no because he isn't dead

humble meteor
clever latch
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That aint drg meme

humble meteor
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it is in this pod haha

static oasis
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I know is hard to see the channel banner, but this is what it reads

late cargo
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What? Creeper?

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Ah man

near grove
narrow hill
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The creen cucumber that explodes in exitement when you go say hello

hollow cloud
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Who needs virgin creeper if we have chad bulk detonator

distant ember
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So we back in the mine @late cargo

hollow cloud
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NO

distant ember
wraith sentinel
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i cant believe drg did this

molten zinc
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unbelievably cursed

hollow cloud
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Boy!

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Scout railgun sniper skin is beautiful

marble solar
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Mission Contrickroll

round hound
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never gonna give you up stone

merry field
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When the drop pod extractor lands in the same cave on a complexity 1 mission but you've had a few too many at the bar

distant ember
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never gonna blow you up
never gonna get you downed
never gonna run around and C4 you
never gonna make you die
never gonna kick your arse
never gonna throw an axe and hurt you

distant ember
thorny solstice
old pasture
distant ember
molten zinc
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lol

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nice

distant ember
slow falcon
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Lmao

thorny solstice
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German Dwarf Gunner

distant ember
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wow wow wow, slow down with the anti-glyphitism

hallow mantle
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That sounds like leaf lover talk

distant ember
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you misinterpret
at this rate you won't leave any bugs for the other dwarves
sharing is caring

hot heath
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"Get to the droap poad!"

silent charm
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why

raven path
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yikes

static oasis
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this confirms that Karl is short for Karlotta

distant ember
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that or Karl didn't have any siblings

polar heath
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It's like those Greek myths where Karl birthed all the dwarves

static oasis
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from their beard

obsidian root
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Is Karl our mother?..

static oasis
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that's a good question for the Q&A

distant ember
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wh-

formal kindle
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HOW?

cosmic sigil
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Gravity recalibrations and game unlogic

drifting leaf
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Nah, hit a barrel into hoops and they get spawned on top of other. This was made by hitting 2 i believe

brisk elbow
weary tangle
cursive vine
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DEEP ROCK SERIOUSLY NEED TO INVEST IN SOME BETTER EQUIPMENT

marsh river
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Needs to be its own meme. Thanks Zamboni for clipping 😄

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@sharp stratus You're put up for eternity. Thanks for the laughs and the amazing streams.

sharp stratus
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I'm still laughing

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That was not planned

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I swear

forest grotto
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Definitely a planned gag to tie in with the pickaxe customization coming

distant ember
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if it was planned: well played, sir
if it wasn't: great improv, sir

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Anyone else notice Karl is basically deeprock's equivalent of the guy from spy kids 3d

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huh

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You're right

brisk elbow
granite iron
bitter ember
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are those lips or chins?

ornate venture
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lol

thorny solstice
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Hold up!! Karl is a girl!?

static oasis
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short answer? no. long answer? ||Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo||

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ok, for reals, long answer, ||the skull crusher description refers to Karl as male.||

dark prawn
oak basin
rocky talon
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if you're talking to managment, then no. If you're talking to any respectable dwarf, then also no. If you're talking to the dwarves employed at deep rock galactic, a solid yes

brisk elbow
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But did you get the hour of dancing?

torn raft
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LOOTBOX ACQUIRED

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Press E to pet Lootboxbug

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Imagine if Deep Rock had a lootbox system (which we are all glad it doesnt) but instead of a standard box or crate you had to kill a lootbug and the loot would burst out of it

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Instead of paying money, the price would be the weight of what you had done

torn raft
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he was 3 days from retirement 😭

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Poor Lieutenant Bug

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Or, to his friends, Lieutbug

brisk elbow
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Now the PTSD transfers onto the dwarf.

final saddle
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Cargo crates are loot boxes really

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The big difference being that anything given is a cosmetic, not tiered, and you don’t already have it

little lantern
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and no way of paying for them

torn raft
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Oh yeah random loot is cool
I meant the moms-credit-card lootbox 😛

static oasis
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more drg memes pls ❤️

torn raft
distant ember
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i wish it was that easy

dark prawn
torn raft
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excessive repetitive pinging of a gold vein in the cieling

dark prawn
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ThErE iS gOlD hErE!!

torn raft
ancient grotto
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I'm That Engineer who compulsively platforms and pings every mineral vein that isn't touching the actual floor lol

torn raft
visual rivet
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ehem may i present my life and my ability to take a screencap on my pc

torn raft
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Me_irl

dark prawn
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Mood

rotund lotus
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now it's crucial we get a Robert meme every anniversary

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inb4 someone makes a cut out and turns it into a gif

polar heath
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That Robert clip needs to be a pickaxe skin

placid kraken
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literally me everytime i see a machine event or cargo crate

drifting token
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Same here

brisk elbow
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"See here!" "Goiys, are you bloind? Look ovah here!" "Atteeention!" (Furiously pings crate)

drifting token
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I like it as a ritual when bittergem or compacted gold is found dwarves gather around it and spam tag “WE’RE RICH!”

distant ember
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Guys there a naked dwarf T-posing in one of the devstream and no one use it for meme?!?!

brisk elbow
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And he looks directly god damn at it

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I feel like I'm gonna die in my sleep after seeing this.

novel fulcrum
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@distant ember Oh man you made me go do some stuff in UE

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I love it, it's like you go there for whatever reason to create something, just to be pleased of whatever that is.

stiff leaf
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💥

distant ember
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oh fu-

novel fulcrum
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@distant ember ok

distant ember
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@distant ember ok

vivid wing
oblique marten
distant ember
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A classic

wanton fog
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“You want to... sleep with barrels?”

ancient grotto
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"It pains me to tell you this, but no, the barrels will not accompany you on your next dream"

wanton fog
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“Please don’t put barrels in your bedroom beds and barrels do not not mix”

cosmic sigil
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I see, it's one of those types of parties

sand vessel
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please dont lewd the barrels

wanton fog
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You shouldn’t have said that

sand vessel
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oh no

wanton fog
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You have attracted the attention of the mighty pan

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And also my boyfriend is asleep so I have nothing to do

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now I do

restive folio
wanton fog
loud nebula
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||you're*||

wanton fog
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That edited thing made that way more funny

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||your||

loud nebula
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Forgot to add the star lol

distant ember
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YOU'RE

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HNNNNGGGGGGG

wanton fog
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Hair

quartz gull
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The first dwarf in your photo gallery is secretly a leaf lover

placid kraken
thorny solstice
frosty raft
distant ember
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Fellow engineers, stop waiting for the scout to mine resources. Ping the vein, platform up to it, and see if you can beat the scout to it

frosty raft
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wonderful life advice from an alien mushroom

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fr, i wonder what drying and eating boolo caps would do

frosty swift
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Can I make a meme request? The spongebob "imagination" picture, except it's a driller and it's "Incineration"

distant ember
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@frosty raft From what I’ve seen we’re invincible. The only way dwarves pick us is to destroy the ground around us.

distant ember
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let's be real, your kind is likely processed and used as food, spice or drug

but if you really are invincible, that only leaves one possible application. buttplugs for management.

frosty raft
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i need to see a boolo armor now, if theyre invincible

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gives +200 shield

distant ember
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The stuff holding the boolos in place would break before the boolos would

distant ember
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boolo armor would be bad
you can't pierce an invincible material to place structural holding elements in it so at that point it's just a bunch of boolo caps tied together with string or something. lots of potential for how that could go wrong.
like i said, buttplugs.

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Yah but then you’ve gotta deal with more boolos growing in your colon

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that's management's problem, not mine drgbeer

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Yes but YOU brought back the boolos so YOU should have made sure they were spore free

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nah, we only do collectin'

static oasis
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more memes, get back to work!

distant ember
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I am a meme

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oh look, it's management's current favorite. i bet they buy you a round of leaf lover's before your missions.

brisk elbow
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Bet-C: *Exists*
Xynarch charge sucker: It's free real estate

vestal totem
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I AM BECOME ENGINEER

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MAGICIAN OF BARRELS

distant ember
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i saw that fuck-up

vestal totem
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shhh

brisk elbow
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I seetbat little yellow barrel poking out the tippy top.

vestal totem
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cant do much about that im afraid

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my power extends only so far

gleaming lodge
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he's a magician not a wizard

vestal totem
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only them pointy ears got wizards

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and i aint no leaf lover

brisk elbow
distant ember
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I bet you are hiding a pile of leaf lovers mugs somewhere, because you wanted to save time by drinking leaf lovers so you don't pass out

brisk elbow
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...

visual burrow
brisk elbow
distant ember
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I knew it

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disgusting

brisk elbow
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Grape, what if me and your guys got together so we could all get absolutely hammered?

vestal totem
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tbf they prolly taste like mcdonalds irish milkshake

visual burrow
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We're broke on our specials now, but it was a good night

brisk elbow
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I have like, 90 stars, 140 cones, and 400 nuts. I can do this

visual burrow
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DAMN

vestal totem
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gold star driller

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i would expect more considering how much he has played

brisk elbow
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If I really liked my lobby and they didn't leave, i give them half the menu.

visual burrow
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It was a good way to celebrate the anniversary

brisk elbow
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I can't wait to find a fully dedicated group of friends to help me blow every last item I get when i gold star everyone.

distant ember
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excuse me, what is that leaf loving shit in my glorious dwarven channel

brisk elbow
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Sometimes, one has to commit atrocities in order to commit the grandest of acts.

distant ember
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no.
just get a buddy who revives you. also boosts drink acquisition time.

brisk elbow
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I don't have a friend, damnit.

distant ember
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And you never will, if you keep drinking that elf shit.

brisk elbow
cerulean thunder
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Drink Blackout Stout

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it's good for your liver

distant ember
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which liver?

lime forum
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All of them

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All 32 of them

distant ember
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wow, what a freak
only 32?

lime forum
#

Those are all that's left, the rest of 'em failed long ago

distant ember
#

and that's why you don't drink leaf lovers, kids

torn raft
#

How do you all even have that many ingredients to spare for tonnes of drinks lmao

hollow verge
#

the secret is not having a life

#

i talk from experience lurking

torn raft
#

On a quick tangent
Nice avatar :^)

hollow verge
#

thank you :)

compact ice
#

its jojo winky wonky

torn raft
#

[STICKY FINGERS]

compact ice
#

dude from season 5

#

swush

hollow verge
#

smh

compact ice
#

very sticky fingers

hollow verge
#

"dude" and "season"

torn raft
#

Buccariti licky licky liars

compact ice
#

bruh im shit when it comes to remembering names

hollow verge
#

lurking quick post memes

#

mods will mute us

torn raft
#

ME WHEN IM DWARF
🍻

hollow verge
#

ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˡᶦᵃʳ, ᵖᶦᶜᵏᵃˣᵉ

compact ice
#

aka nothin is goin on here but amazing drg meme posting dderp

torn raft
#

Theyre a pretty rare spawn arent they

compact ice
#

very rare

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n quite strange

torn raft
#

PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK GLYPHID CRASSUS DETONATOR

compact ice
#

unusual-ly Strange

torn raft
#

Dwarf on fire: Hey guys do you like my unusual helmet

#

Glyphid swarmers. Get your stomping boots on

distant ember
#

!!Mk1 Armor!!

worldly eagle
torn raft
#

peak male performance

distant ember
#

false. no facial hair whatsoever.

torn raft
#

This is the before picture

#

The after picture is 10 seconds later, where their sheer manliness grew another beard

#

No barber can hold us down

distant ember
#

post it, then
it better be the best gosh darn "after" picture i ever gosh darned

distant ember
#

it did not disappoint.

torn raft
#

It is a truly magnificent beard

distant ember
#

see, that's where all the jadiz goes

#

Leaf lovers needs an absolutely flimsy, weak and elven looking mug to fit it better

urban kettle
#

Leaf lovers should be served in a wine glass with a small plate of biscuits (to soak up the alcohol and make sure you don't get too drunk)

torn raft
#

Serve it in a sippy cup

distant ember
#

Lloyd should emit a sad sound whenever someone orders it

fierce turret
fringe tusk
#

"Vivoz materialov"?

#

Why and what the hell are those materials you're extracting?

wanton bluff
#

Every time I press '2' with my fat boy engineer: Excuse me while I whip this out 😄

lost gulch
#

i shoot lootbugs and then pet them right before they explode lootpods

#

convince me not to

torn raft
#

"Ssh ssh its ok"

lost gulch
distant ember
#

you say that like we need to convince you not to

lost gulch
#

I didn't realize I was surrounded by true dwarves rocknstone

light nebula
#

Have you ever noticed

#

that crassus detonator looks like it's covered in like

#

caramel

#

or fried

#

deep fried galactic

#

pops better than your usual kernel

quasi lynx
clever latch
#

Oh it's hard alright

brisk elbow
placid kraken
#

but wasnt his shelter, like, whatever the bar was before "The Abyss bar™️ "

cyan sun
#

sign outside: "This one's for Karl"

brisk elbow
#

That was probably the worst missions I had this month.

wanton fog
#

My best mission name

brisk elbow
#

That poor Engie

wanton fog
#

Everyone keeps annoying me for using your instead of you’re but I did it on purpose and I don’t feel like explaining It because I have standards

gleaming lodge
#

dwarf down!

fringe tusk
#

(don't forget the x spam)

winged canopy
#

It's fine if it's a meme

#

If it's not, I'm going to pop one of your neurotoxin grenades into your cubby while you sleep

#

They'll think it was an equipment malfunction

#

Nobody will be the wiser

wanton fog
#

h

#

Also I feel like making another meme

#

Suggestions me boys

fringe tusk
#

doge loot bug

wanton fog
#

Oh god

brisk elbow
#

"want a Sprite cranberry Satchel charge?"

#

@wanton fog

wanton fog
#

Hahha

#

Ok

#

You’ve got my interest peaked

brisk elbow
#

Aw yeah.

clever latch
#

lemme see if i can find something

clever latch
#

@wanton fog Pretty sure we can use this as a drg base

#

But for what i have no idea yet

wanton fog
#

Yeah

#

I’ll keep it around

tropic jolt
#

Best mission name I had was "Sad Sadness"

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

I feel like doing a steamed hams meme

brisk elbow
#

Could work, but how could you confuse what for what?

frosty swift
#

Do spongebob "imagination" but it's a driller and it's "incineration"

wanton fog
#

I’m keeping all these ideas

brisk elbow
#

"Hmm. This magnite is awfully triangular."
"Yes, old dwarven mining technique!"
"And you call them mined magnite, despite the fact they are obviously drilled."
"You know... one thing... 'scuse me for a moment." (Runs to other room, sound of several drop pods dropping)

wanton fog
#

Haha

#

Ok I will start

brisk elbow
#

Good luck. Which one?

wanton fog
#

What you have just said

#

It’s sparked my brain with ideas for how I’m gonna do it

brisk elbow
#

Oh, right. Good luck. If you need me for a dumb idea for the script, then go ahead and ask.

#

Red sugar being another fake/substitute is good, too.

molten cedar
#

Gimme some sugah...

#

err23 scout <( We're rich! )

#

Err23 might make a good steamed ham...

#

I wonder what it would taste like...

wanton fog
#

Tarmac

brisk elbow
#

Tarmac.

wanton fog
#

:00

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

I saw that

brisk elbow
#

ach, I thought you weren't paying attention.

wanton fog
#

You thought wrong

brisk elbow
#

The swarm is upon us!

wanton fog
#

That reminds me of something

#

Have you seen half life steam hams

brisk elbow
#

YEah.

wanton fog
#

I love that

brisk elbow
#

"A resonance cascade?"

clever latch
#

I just realised

#

I don't think i ever saw a drg gru format

molten whale
#

driller makes a bunker around the uplink satellite dish
i shoot platforms to cover the ceiling
i hear the sound of a Bulk Detonator Grumbling
i hear the sound of a Bulk Detonator Grumbling

brisk elbow
#

"BY THE BEARD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
"Bulk Crassus Detonator."
"Eah- Crassus detonator? In this mission, in this biome, localized entirely by the drop pod?"
"Yes!"
"...May oi have a look?"
"No."

wraith burrow
#

Driller just keeps drilling the team deeper

clever latch
#

@molten whale I think it shoud be like that instead

molten whale
#

yee

clever latch
#

-Driller makes a bunker around the uplink satellite dish
-Engy shoot platforms to cover the ceiling
-The team hear the sound of a Bulk Detonator
-The team hear the sound of a Bulk Detonator

molten whale
#

aight

clever latch
#

I mean it sounds more relatable that way

#

As in anyone can look at the meme and say yup happenend to my team

dry trout
#

Not relatable, never happened to me dderp enorpearl

frosty swift
#

when you kill the bulk before it reaches the uplink but the shower of explosive tumors wipe the team anyway

open bay
#

.

torn raft
#

The trick is for one person to stay inside the circle and the rest to flee

#

or go halfsies

#

so that if they are wiped out, the rest can come back

#

If the blast wiped your team inside the circle, chances are it removed the majority of the bugs there too

#

You can then revive your fallen comrads

dry trout
#

Dwarven problems require dwarven solutions

wanton fog
#

Who am I

torn raft
#

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "Where is that damn tin can?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean Glyphid Praetorian from tearing me a structurally superfluous new be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber quad-mounted lil' old number designed by me, forged by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

gleaming lodge
#

Very nice

#

but isn't the sentry in DRG with 4 legs?

torn raft
#

ssh ;P

gleaming lodge
#

perfect

#

nobody saw a thing

#

i'll give a rocknstone to that

torn raft
long pier
#

I want one of the engineer class pick lines to be "The Engineer, is engi-here"

torn raft
#

Or
THERES A GLYPHID MENACE CREEPIN' ROUND HERE

long pier
#

Scout getting a "I'm a force of nature" or something along those lines

#

...probably a bit too on the nose as a reference

quartz gull
#

I am Gunner. And this is my gun. She weighs 450 kg and fires 2,400 custom cartridges at 3,500 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon.......for twelve seconds

torn raft
#

Its funny you should say tha

molten whale
#

what would the Driller's equivalent be?

#

i guess the pyro maybe cause of his flamethrower?

torn raft
#

Made this almost a year ago

static oasis
#

a classic

native birch
urban kettle
#

Ayyyyy

#

I made those

native birch
#

you did indeed

urban kettle
native birch
#

nice job

#

my favorite one was the drillers

#

and cablowie!

distant ember
#

HERSEY. You thought you could ESCAPE @brisk elbow , you LIGHT USER

brisk elbow
#

Ok, so, if I burn out my retinas, I'll no longer need to rely on my eyes, which passively lets me go through the dark with ease.

distant ember
#

And I guess if you used light theme it's a power move so you can't be called a leaf lover because no one else can stand it

#

I guess I can let you go

static oasis
distant ember
#

Can I pat loot raptor?

brisk elbow
#

Yes.

dry trout
#

Loot honk

static oasis
distant ember
#

pats

static oasis
dry trout
gleaming lodge
#

how come we don't have a pat emoji yet

#

it seems to be of the utmost necessity to me

dry trout
#

loot tothebone scout Best I can try to do

#

Dwarves don't know how to open their hands

distant ember
#

Loot dislike scout?

gleaming lodge
#

they do, but only if they have encouragement

#

i mean to open their hands

dry trout
gleaming lodge
#

like to grab a beer, or a heavy hammer to smack a glyphid

torn raft
#

Fluffy raptor!!

dry trout
#

Floof

distant ember
#

floof soft! pats

brisk elbow
#

Fluffy thing

static oasis
long pier
#

are they controlling molly?

static oasis
#

<x-files music>

long pier
#

"What is this thing?"

surreal slate
#

Where did the concept of lootraptor come from ?

static oasis
#

glad you asked!

#

@ebon stream actually pointed out that the (now old) death count icon looked like a dinosaur

#

I just drew the dinosaur and the legend was born!!

distant ember
#

Isn't there grinding gears in Molly? Wouldn't Loot Raptor be crushed inside?

static oasis
#

it was also in the DRG logo of the server for a while :B

distant ember
#

lol

static oasis
#

no, otherwise the minerals would be crushed

distant ember
#

Aren't they?

#

Ground up into a fine powder?

split dune
#

No

#

Pocket dimensions

distant ember
#

Huh

long pier
#

they're sorted into little compartments for different ores/flora

distant ember
#

I guess DRG has experimented with teleportation before

split dune
#

That’s why molly is so capacious

distant ember
#

They've used teleportation before with the players joining before the smaller pods were created

static oasis
#

there is bag of holding, and there is mule of holding!!

distant ember
#

So I guess M.U.L.E. is just a teleporter, which would make sense.

long pier
#

if molly can fit so much ore inside her compartments because of teleportation... what about the big bessy mule in the space pod next to the deep dive terminal? :O

distant ember
#

in that case why don't they tele players back

#

I always thought it was ground up and purified because how else are you supposed to fit that much stuff in there

long pier
#

plus molly rejoins the drop pod at the end of the mission

wintry agate
#

We woudn't want wee crawlies going into our station

#

When they go inside molly and get teleported

long pier
#

hmmm true

#

what if there's a lootbug in the M.U.L.E and we're just feeding it the minerals during missions because the lootbug can digest it into smaller, finer chunks that DRG can use

static oasis
#

moar memes

#

Moar!!

surreal slate
#

@static oasis Thankyou! A true Legend!

brisk elbow
#

The teleported minerals probably go through a furnace once warped back. So if a bug does get in, it's gonna get fried.

distant ember
#

more carbon content for our steel mills

brisk elbow
#

Don't ask about error cubes.

distant ember
#

in soviet space rig, cube asks about you

scarlet bison
#

You'd imagine management would habe finnaly classified these elements, or at least expanded their databanks to list them as something else but an error.

Then again, you'd also imagine management finally aquiring better equiptment.

kindred kernel
#

Management can't profit off them, so they don't care

brisk elbow
#

Mission control: *hates dwarves kicking barrels*
Also MC: *Has game near the bar made specifically for barrel kicking*

kindred kernel
#

I like to think that the crew jerry rigged that from a trash disposer and a cargo chute

somber rune
#

What is that stuff anyhow lol like a placeholder ?

#

Arubix cube lol

kindred kernel
#

Nah, it's sort of an easter egg. Or rare collectable/XP boost.

distant ember
#

we need to establish the church of rock and stone.

wispy drum
#

Forget brick and mortar, invest in rock ans stone !

distant ember
#

Engineer says to invest in rock and stone, brother

hoary shore
brisk elbow
#

Calling out to Pan, are you awake?

spark basalt
#

Are there any virgin vs chad memes with this?

#

Like the Virgin Scout vs the Chad Driller?

indigo tiger
spark basalt
#

oh brilliant

brisk elbow
#

There was another. I'm digging for it.

median folio
#

Stand gang? ゴゴゴ

hoary shore
#

yes

#

those who stand in the drop pod and don't sit after a mission

median folio
#

I had this in mind

hoary shore
#

that's exactly what i hoped would be implied

median folio
#

Good good

#

A fellow intellectual

hoary shore
#

seat squad is for chumps

#

stand gang is where it's at

wanton fog
#

@brisk elbow Pan is here

#

How can I assist

#

Ah

#

I see what I must do

brisk elbow
#

Yes.

#

Also, I didn't find the other chad meme. I guess it got deleted.

wanton fog
#

Dammit

#

This will work for now

#

Thank you my sniper friend

brisk elbow
#

Thanks mate

mellow saddle
wanton fog
#

I don’t think he is

brisk elbow
#

He probably drinks a lot, both in-game and IRL

wanton fog
#

Oh my

#

How knowledgeable

brisk elbow
#

(probably)

wanton fog
#

My new idol

#

Gambit

brisk elbow
#

Oh. Uh, thanks?

wanton fog
#

Your

brisk elbow
#

Aight, I'ma go for the night.

#

Since it's like... 1:30AM.

cosmic sigil
#

Weak

exotic pine
#

MEDIOCRE

restive folio
lost gulch
#

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

sinful cobalt
#

This two messages have a same energy^^

distant ember
#

Me and the boys dancing in the bar

hoary shore
#

if they put a spinoff version of that song in the jukebox i would be not disappointed

restive folio
#

i would be happy

stoic wing
#

video unavailable

restive folio
#

oh yes

hoary shore
#

i remember getting that taunt as soon as it came out too

restive folio
#

the entire server dances

hoary shore
#

literally

restive folio
#

the entire cave dances

#

pretorian does the kick dance

hoary shore
#

honestly, you could take over whole lobbies with that taunt back in the day

#

the day of the conga was over

#

then we got areobics and the feeling was gone across the board

stable topaz
steep niche
#

great beard

wanton fog
distant ember
#

i ma c4 anyone who doesnt try to get in the drop pod quick enough

sacred zephyr
#

come on man, now you make the scouts want to leave you behind even more

distant ember
#

@distant ember ima c4 you before you c4 me

#

I’ll fatboy all of you

thorny solstice
#

Bulk Detonator vs Gunner with his magnum

naive nest
#

Me: presses the button on the mule
My team, who is doing a machine event:

novel fulcrum
#

@naive nest That's not a meme it's a goddamn life

#

I've had that situation like 5 times already.

naive nest
#

Oof

novel fulcrum
#

Good thing 3 times it was an Omen Modulator, so ezpz to finish even solo.

#

But if it's ebonites - rip

slow falcon
#

Ebonites get really nasty on haz 4 especially if you're rubberbanding

#

And then 8 slashers get mixed into the bunch

tawdry gyro
#

Damned stoneybois

novel fulcrum
#

Worst part is that pickaxe power attack sometimes do not hit for some reasons

scarlet bison
#

Hey why is it that only the driller gets a golden pickaxe?

gleaming lodge
#

driller's pickaxe used to take one less hit to break terrain but dealt less damage, so it had a different texture

#

while it's the same stats as the other characters now, the texture didn't change

scarlet bison
#

That's kinda unbased.
Can we get a weapon mod to get that back?
Maybe one of those forge things.

gleaming lodge
#

i'm guessing pickaxe update this month will fix that

scarlet bison
#

Pickaxe update you say

gleaming lodge
#

aye check out the updated roadmap if you haven't already

wind briar
#

we're getting it next update, apparently

scarlet bison
#

Kinda stupid question, where's the roadmap again?

#

Just took it as it came along mostly.

gleaming lodge
#

doesn't seem to be here on the discord, check it out from your DRG steam page, just select the game as if you were going to launch it

#

you'll find it easily there

scarlet bison
#

Awrite.

Still hoping for better character customization.
Onstead of scrolling being abled to select.
And that the flavour text returns.

scarlet bison
static oasis
frosty swift
#

Aw dang, I know how much he loved to yell at the moon.

urban kettle
#

Hoxxes' full designation is Hoxxes IVB, implying that it is a moon

#

Of course, the wiki also says it is tidally locked onto the star Creus, so there's some conflicting information.

distant ember
#

or
Hoxxes 4 is the star

naive nest
#

Wtf happened at that residence?

distant ember
#

drugs and likely aliens

naive nest
#

Someone there yelled at the moon

static oasis
#

psst, Grave Digger ||check the lower right corner, the icon, the text. Lots of love, Kitty ❤️ ||

distant ember
#

is that a commercial in disguise?

#

I just want a goddamn funeral kazoo

urban kettle
#

@distant ember well, the wiki specifically states the star is called Creus. If Hoxxes was the fourth planet, it really should be called Creus IV.

#

It can be implied that the name Hoxxes was given to the planet, but I'm not sure what purpose the number IV serves. And the letter B totally throws me off.

#

Trust me, I've spent quite some time and several wormhole specials trying to figure this out

#

we have this picture here which gives us a detailed look, as well as a number and a letter, designating Hoxxes as the 2nd moon of the 4th planet of the system

distant ember
#

hoxxes looks like Cadia

native birch
#

Wait

distant ember
#

don't you think?

native birch
#

Hoxxes is a moon?

distant ember
#

ohh, then nvm

urban kettle
#

and then there's this part of that concept art, which clearly highlights hoxxes IV in orbit around a gas giant

#

along with her sister moons

native birch
#

Huh

urban kettle
#

but in-game, the gas giant is nowhere to be found in the skybox

#

albeit, you aren't really SUPPOSED to be able to look BEHIND the space rig, but the wormhole special lets us do just that. and there's nothing out there but black

hot heath
#

it could be behind the space station

distant ember
#

nah

hot heath
#

and nothing behind the station is really modeled

#

i mean the station isnt supposed to be a giant floating cube either

#

but ingame it is

distant ember
#

poop

hot heath
#

ok

distant ember
#

dirt digger

#

how ironic

urban kettle
#

well yeah but that's just clever conservation of unnecessary textures, reducing lag in the station. Works fine as long as you stay IN the station

native birch
#

Of there was another planet in the skybox it would take up too much memory

distant ember
#

that's why, we use imagination

urban kettle
#

it doesn't even have to be a full 3D planet. Just a skybox texture.

distant ember
#

hmm

#

let's think of this

#

developers

#

are making that texture

#

but they don't know how to put it so that it will look beautiful

hot heath
#

yea but its still work for a spot youre not even supposed to see

distant ember
#

maybe we will

#

in the future

urban kettle
#

yeah. No wait, isn't there a window in the memorial hall?

#

That's behind the station

distant ember
#

yeah there is nothing

#

for now

#

but you forgot about the shooting range

#

which was in update 27 (event tho its closed

urban kettle
#

windows in a shooting range are just fundamentally bad ideas

#

especially when it's nothing but vacuum behind them.

native birch
#

Dwarves in drg can survive the vaccum

#

It’s fine

urban kettle
#

for 30 seconds, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. And only if you take a deep breath first.

distant ember
#

I'm sure Management has lost so much in manpower and materials that they've made most of the glass

#

bullet resistant

urban kettle
#

The station is called Space Rig 17

#

It makes you wonder what happened to the other 16...

amber creek
#

those orbit other planets?

timber seal
#

there's probably others in far off sectors

amber creek
#

btw, iirc if u take deep breath before going out in vacuum ur lungs will collapse so fast u'lll die

timber seal
#

After all, Hoxxes is just one planet

amber creek
#

it's hoxxes 4, there's atleast 3 more)

exotic pine
#

What if the other Hoxxes don't exist

#

and the only Hoxxes is on us

distant ember
#

They were mined away

loud nebula
#

Blown up by drillers

brisk elbow
gleaming lodge
#

playing engie? you can just cry

#

that's about it

#

either you let bosco handle it for ridiculous amounts of time or get some players to join

brisk elbow
#

I let Bosco do it for me. it took me 10 damn minutes.

hot heath
#

why are those screenshots cropped so weirdly

iron canyon
#

Art doesn't have to make sense nice

brisk elbow
#

'Cause taking a whole screenshot takes a while to process because my screen is fuckin' WIDE.

cosmic sigil
#

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

thorny acorn
fathom remnant
hoary shore
#

for leaf lovers

#

nice

limber hemlock
#

yes

deep escarp
brisk elbow
fringe tusk
#

Lucky you

#

I always love it when those two things spawn in two different corridors that just happen to be near each other...

fringe tusk
#

What kind of heretic just leaves a pearl lying there?

brisk elbow
#

Bosco.

loud nebula
#

a leaflover

clever latch
#

Remind me of the time one of those battery landed on a ledge that was near impossible to spot...took us 10 min to find it and it was the career rank 5 who found said hidden ledge.

hoary shore
placid kraken
#

greenbeard: walks by mysterious machine that whirs to life because a high ranking teammate stuck a key in a box
also greenbeard:

wanton fog
#

@brisk elbow did ya see it?

brisk elbow
#

Yes. I am produ.

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

But can you top my 2 posts?

wanton fog
#

All the comments are either you’re*

#

Or

#

Telling people to stop saying you’re*

#

No

#

I don’t think I can

brisk elbow
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I'm sure you can do it, with enough effort.

wanton fog
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My memes are great but not gambit levels

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You have them all in your pockets

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I see you Jacob

thorn lake
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@fathom remnant It's been done before, so please leave the roosters out of the memes, please.

wanton fog
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Hi Jacob

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@brisk elbow ||i need new meme ideas help||

brisk elbow
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Aaaaaa- I'll think of something. I think.

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How good are you at editing videos?

wanton fog
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Never done it

thorn lake
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ello @wanton fog

wanton fog
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I use an art program

brisk elbow
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damn.

thorn lake
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so you're saying you could be really good, you just don't know it?

wanton fog
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Jacob remember that persona meme? Also I guess I have never tried

frosty swift
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GET TO WORK DWARVES

brisk elbow
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See? Jacob knows you got it. You just gotta put that skill to work.

wanton fog
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Now

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I may as well try

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But what did you have in mind

brisk elbow
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You ever heard of a show called Ed Edd n' Eddy?

wanton fog
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Uh

mellow saddle
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jacob believes in you, no pressure mboi

wanton fog
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Is it shown in Australia