#drg-memes-no-talk

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hot shadow
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It's very annoying, I'll probably throw this in bug discussion

distant ember
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old bug

clever latch
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Do it if you think there is something

distant ember
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it is a bug, a lot of posts where already done

hot shadow
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ah ok, I hadn't seen anything like that before

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thanks for informing me

distant ember
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i haven't seen it, and i have been playing since 2018. But i guess it's because i always tend to call her to the first patch of compressed dirt

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it's a fresh bug

thorn lake
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old fresh, my fave 😄

hoary shore
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Sounds like a brand of deodorant

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“Old fresh - smell like your twenties”

marsh river
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Do you smell worse once you get out of your twenties?

glad vector
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Probably.

loud nebula
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i mean
you have the twenties
and the modern twenties

urban kettle
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don't forget the roaring twenties!

brisk elbow
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I'm full! Where's Molly?

smoky schooner
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I hafta make a deposit!

clever latch
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nice one

smoky schooner
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Molly! Over here!

brisk elbow
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I spent half an hour making that meme.

rocky talon
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is this the one where you actually put molly in that picture somewhere?

brisk elbow
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No. Molly went through a wall.

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Also 'cause I can't draw for crap on a scale that small.

long pier
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molly is at the end of the book because she went through all the walls (pages)

brisk elbow
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Lets hire Joe Duncan to make the real book

long pier
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every page spread is of each biome of hoxxes iv

smoky schooner
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One page of the space rig too

brisk elbow
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The rig is 90% barrel.

smoky schooner
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Perfect

brisk elbow
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Im gonna draw the where's Molly, hell yeah?

long pier
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have an area in the corner of that page where mission control resides look really upset and angry because the dwarfs, somehow, filled the entire space rig with barrels

brisk elbow
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50 dwarves in 1 lobby.

smoky schooner
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49 of which are crammed into the Abyss bar

long pier
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14 are passed out

smoky schooner
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One is slow dancing with a barrel

junior charm
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Guys, at what point does a guy become a dwarf?

smoky schooner
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You were always a dwarf, it's when you realize

tepid field
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When they can't reach the door handle

brisk elbow
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You're born a dwarf. Not turned into one.

thorn lake
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@brisk elbow you posted that on Reddit, right? Your knowledge of Joe Duncan confirms my suspicion.

brisk elbow
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Yeah, that one with the guild is mine.

thorn lake
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Good job! You should post it in #fan-art too, I think. It’s worthy, IMO.

brisk elbow
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Didn't know a (sorta) meme counts, but sure, I'll plop it there as well. Thanks man.

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So where's Wally Molly?

marble solar
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Not where she needs to be, is always the answer

bitter ember
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with the new zipline motor, did deep rock seriously invest in some better equipment?

hallow mantle
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New zipline motor?

marble solar
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You can slide down them faster when at the correct angle.

WHEEEEEE

hallow mantle
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But that's improving the breaks not the motor

placid stone
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Mctheras now

hallow mantle
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Did something change about them I missed in patch notes?

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Or you just mean the general speed increase?

placid stone
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  • Enemy Movement Speed has been slightly increased for Haz 4 and 5 and on Elite Deep Dives now that player Sprint Speed has gone up
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Maybe this

hallow mantle
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Oh that won't affect me too much

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I usually wait for them to stop just before shooting

little lantern
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the engineer flak build just increased in value then

placid stone
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Flak mod for turrets

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mmmm

brisk elbow
bitter ember
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what a chonker

brisk elbow
bitter ember
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in double

torn raft
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A STANDO

hallow mantle
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Does my internet count as a meme if it's this bad?

trail sentinel
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Newp

hallow mantle
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Damn

plain wolf
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That's Deep Rock's way of telling you to invest in some better equipment. dderp

hallow mantle
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It's not my fault I live in the woods

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I mean it sort of is but you know

brisk elbow
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Sounds like Leaf Lover talk to me

torn raft
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INTRUDER ALERT

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LEAF LOVER IN THE SPACE RIG

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LEAF LOVER IN THE SPACE RIG?

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grabs shotgun HUTHUTHUTHUTHUT

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WE NEED TO PROTECT THE ALE

distant ember
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Incomming!!!

sand vessel
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trying to open the ale storage door um... 1 1... 1 um.... 2

tawdry gyro
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Yummy perk changes

velvet oar
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driller with C4
INCOMING!

distant ember
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Oi! The Ale is still 'ere!

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ahem

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Mates

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Gab me, any ye kill a Leaf Lover on the way 'ere, ye?

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No?

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Then we still gotta problem, lads.

velvet oar
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lays down dead steeve

sand vessel
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driller and a mug

thorny solstice
unreal fjord
plain marten
brisk elbow
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Dangerous sticky hands

fierce turret
plain marten
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these seats could really use some better suspension

cunning gorge
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Shut up I'm trying to sleep!

placid kraken
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We're all gonna die!

eager pecan
static oasis
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woah, I never expected to see a Spacelords reference

lyric dust
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When will we get drg music

cunning gorge
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what?

placid kraken
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what?

molten whale
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i think he means like as in a DRG version of Penis Music

placid kraken
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what?

distant ember
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@placid kraken

placid kraken
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i feel like this is the best explanation im ever going to get

hushed perch
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he tunnled me all the way to bedrock

placid kraken
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"how do we harness its digging and put it into a gun" - management after seeing this. probably.

hushed perch
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dude it was amazing

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we gotta make a different drill that just fucks the ground like this chad

distant ember
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Chadriller

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Virgineer

hybrid creek
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holy shit who made the deep dive mp4 with the super loud rock

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my sides

distant ember
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Chad driller vs virgin engineer @distant ember

fierce turret
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i see.

neon bane
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no

sacred zephyr
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thats an exploder right?

cunning gorge
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Bulk det

deft cave
distant ember
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Ngl bulk detonator looking kind of thicc

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👀

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Getting up to drink myself to death on Blackout

novel fulcrum
restive folio
brisk elbow
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Onboard entertainment really sucks today

fringe tusk
thorny solstice
dusky bough
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i got a "Naked Fear" Mission

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in a elimination of all thingds

distant ember
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Management does not tolerate the “no armor challenge”. If you see this challenge being spread, please report it.

placid kraken
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did management put speakers in the boolo caps or am i just drunk again

clever latch
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Boolos are in fact dwarvenmade probes decorated as a mushroom and have been spread through hoxxes in order to studies the wildlifes

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They also comes with a speaker in case the teams start doing stupid things

placid kraken
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ah so both, then

marble solar
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If they're against no armour challenge then why did they include it as Shield Disruption?

merry wigeon
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hmm

mint moss
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I dig, you dig, he digs, we dig, you dig, they dig.

It's not a long poem, but it's deep

distant ember
clever latch
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environemental effect but not the combat effects

exotic cobalt
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all

distant ember
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it says, ALL

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and it does work on slasher stun and normal grunt bites

exotic cobalt
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It doesnt work on slasher

distant ember
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dunno, works for me

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I get out of slasher piles with dash

brisk elbow
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It also doesn't work on being webbed (doesn't matter the source)

distant ember
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well, the issue stays the same: does this thing slow me down? if yes then Dash should remove that

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cuz it says ALL

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aand, pathfinding issues are still there

clever latch
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oh ok that one is wierd

static oasis
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are these memes? >.>

obsidian magnet
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@fickle barn post the meme here haha

distant ember
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I mean they are kind of funneh

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funneh bugs

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funneh = meme

placid stone
clever latch
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Better equipement they said

indigo haven
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Brothers of the mine rejoice!

static oasis
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sing sing sing with me! rocknstone

hot heath
waxen tendon
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Heigh-ho

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Heigh-ho

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It’s off to work we go

gleaming prism
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Eyes eyes eyes detonator eyes

distant ember
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🙃

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Now he's sad 😦

exotic pine
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Poor sad face phil :<

brisk elbow
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It is now a Sacred Pit

placid kraken
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DRG sends its first solo driller into the glacial strata. 20XX (colourized)

brisk elbow
dry trout
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Teacher: you can't hear images

sullen plaza
brisk elbow
weary vector
obsidian root
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So anyways I start blasting

candid lagoon
clever latch
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saiyan steeve

candid lagoon
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Cube-infused Steeve

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the damage multiplier stacks when two players claim the same Grunt, right?

hallow mantle
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Think it was just fixed last patch that it did

brisk elbow
candid lagoon
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So... (Steeve) (Steeve) is still a thing but the stacking of damage multiplication is gone?
I'm disappointed

brisk elbow
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No, two players can't take the same Steeve.

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No more Steeve squared, cubed, or quarted. Steeve is Steeve, and nothing more.

hot heath
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But it still works

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I did it yesterday after the patch dropped with my buddy

brisk elbow
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It does? Oh man.

candid lagoon
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My screenshot is from today

clever latch
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We need saiyan 3 and 4 steeve

hot heath
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Its not really a gamebreaking bug imo. But a slasher^2 with regen is pretty bonkers

candid lagoon
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Now here's the question: Will the Devs embrace (Steeve) (Steeve) or will they patch him out?

waxen tendon
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so how much increased damage does a steeve^2 have

clever latch
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They will prob do some joke about it but surely they wont let one steeve become immortal

placid kraken
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so steeve's full name is steeve steeve

ornate breach
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Why not all 4 players pressing E at the same time?

novel fulcrum
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I wanna bulk Steeve

tawdry gyro
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Steeve^4 works, but starts a hidden timer

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When the timer expires he turns on the dwarves, keeping the full damage buff and 98% damage reduction from dwarves

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Or so the legend goes

distant ember
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Thats how dread were made

somber rune
brisk elbow
clever latch
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Oh yeah i got this bug too

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It will go there by itself

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no matter how many time you pick it

distant ember
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you call that a bug, I call that a feature.

clever latch
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i mean it wont go into the other squares

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It will jump in the second you throw it

void flame
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Raise your pick and raise your voice

ornate venture
harsh grotto
distant ember
sand vessel
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How mission control will stop dwarves from kicking barrels in the bay

distant ember
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Oh gawd.

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They gonna force us to drink WATER!!!

sand vessel
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they are going to take our beer, at least leaf loves has flavor! this is true torture

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this is drg related because it relates to us all

oak basin
indigo haven
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Anti-climatic... kinda disappointing but creative. I'll give it that.

oak basin
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I tried my best...

indigo haven
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Just being honest. The build up is good. but the end is lacking. Maybe lessen the clip lengths and add some effects/music.
JoJo is all about going over the top silly.

distant ember
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I see a Jojo reference I upvote

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Also I'll have to remove my upvote because it wasn't that good

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Sorry

harsh grotto
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Would have been pretty funny if after the buildup you end up just suiciding with a c4

rocky prairie
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When you find pearl, gold, and all the aquarqs you need in one place

haughty quartz
thorny solstice
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intense drop it music

distant ember
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Missing that grapple shot

hushed perch
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literally every exploder

round hound
smoky schooner
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I love a story with a happy ending.

round hound
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even a elf die

thorny solstice
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death to the Pacifist Elf

clever latch
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A pacifist elf ? Clearly he used elven trickery to thrall those poor buggers

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And the dwarfs made sure everything was as it shall be by squishing it

torn raft
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LEAF LOVER DETECTED

round hound
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a good elf is dead elf

scarlet bison
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Then what is steeve?

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Does that make youna leaf lover?

clever latch
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Nah ofc not it's prob a glyph that got the chance to test a dwarven beer

brisk elbow
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Elf out here with Beast Charmer level 50

soft stag
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How long have we been on this Space Rig? 5 weeks? 2 days? Help me... to recollect

brisk elbow
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About 5

hallow mantle
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I honestly had no issue adjusting to the new one, I like it

clever latch
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I was expecting something bigger like big enough so you get the feeling it's an industrial sized behemoth

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Ofc you still need all of the stuff to be next to each other but this is something that can always be done with lifts and high speed trams (teleports disguised as trams)

dry trout
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I doubt they do all the mineral processing on the space rig as it's in low orbit (compared to earth) and space stations tend to not be that big that close to the planet

clever latch
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Like having the deep dives / map /assignement being in a circular room with a view on mission controls room

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Ofc they prob don't do the processing

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But you can be sure as hell that they prob have hangars for stocking the loot or for any freighters

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Or they have a chute system to transfer the stuff on a big freighter

brisk elbow
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Also, we're in rig 13. That means there's 12 other rigs.

clever latch
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Or more but prob not stationned on the same planet

brisk elbow
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Imagine the beer and badassery in the other 12.

clever latch
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I imagine the complaint rather

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Those are prob older models

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And DRG tend to be greedy equipement wise as we know it

topaz chasm
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This channel is for DRG memes. Not conversations...

brisk elbow
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To DRG chat, then.

pure mountain
polar heath
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Now drink an Underhill and escape this proletarian compound

pure mountain
robust plume
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😮

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exposed

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debunked

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leaked

distant ember
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Throw that crap out and get me a blackout

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that reminded me that we need an ability to drop our pour on the ground the leaf lovers special

hallow mantle
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I want to be able to pour out a Blackout for Karl

torn raft
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Rohan pls

brisk elbow
torn raft
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Nah

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POTS O GOLD

brisk elbow
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I didn't have the chance to order Gold, so I had to settle on Balckout.

distant ember
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Do Ay look feckin rich lad?

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What me kiddin

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I got

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LODS OF EMONE

obsidian root
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There's only one rule in the bar

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Dwarves doesn't need sobering up

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They need to black out to clear heads

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So you whom haven't

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Go get Blackout Stouts all of ye

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I don't want to spot Leaf Lover's on the barcounter again >:C

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Afterall, only the Dwarven kind has figured out how to drink until you're sober again

distant ember
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We live in a Mountainhome

brisk elbow
distant ember
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I am submitting myself as a meme

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I am MR 196 I think

molten zinc
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i was trying to get that achievement for such a long time that even after i got it i still jump on molly for old time's sake :D

merry wigeon
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i got an achievement for being a drunk dumbass

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i was drunk and threw myself into the incinerator

brisk elbow
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MR 196?

hallow mantle
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Blue Level I assume he means

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He's just also a filthy Monster Hunter player

brisk elbow
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I need some people to cooperate with my stupid ideas to get me the carpool achievement.

thorny solstice
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that girl with Pots o gold

torn raft
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Did you know that the medieval belief of alchemy is actually correct? You CAN turn lead into gold!
Simply fill a lootbug with hot lead
And you get gold in return!

ornate breach
sand vessel
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I always feel bad for killing a loot bug.

Until it explodes minerals

novel fulcrum
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@ornate breach ⚙️_⚙️

wanton fog
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I wouldn’t feel so bad about killing them if they didn’t make cute noises

ornate breach
brisk elbow
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The Gunner on the right just looks like he's questioning what horror he's looking at.

torn raft
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*left

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:p

dry trout
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theres two there

brisk elbow
torn raft
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SCREENSHOT GUY'S GUN

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brb going to specsavers

molten cedar
wanton fog
swift flame
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I can haz cheesburger?! What year is this!?

wanton fog
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Are you ok

swift flame
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No but that normal

wanton fog
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Ok

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Maybe seek a doctor

swift flame
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Im not allowed in the hospital after last time

hearty junco
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me and the boys doing our favorite activity

swift flame
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Screaming and stealing eggs?

hearty junco
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mainly the screaming

dry trout
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why he scream "He challenges the gods"

swift flame
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Peace was never an option

dry trout
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hjonk am dwarf

swift flame
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Is dwarf totally not 3 geese in trenchcoat

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Hjonk and stone brother

vernal abyss
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Swedish geese?

swift flame
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We prefer the term branta goose

brisk elbow
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"eternal scream" is basically when you mine the first 3 eggs and get 2 swarms.

torn raft
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Eternal scream is when you get random out-of-swarm spawns and you spend ages killing them then mission control says theres a swarm incoming and youre like "THIS WASNT THE SWARM?" and you kill bugs forever and you cry

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Haz 4 singleplayer is certainly something

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When you gotta kill 10 bugs for every swing of the pickaxe

swift flame
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Thats why you bring steeve he will tell em its cool

brisk elbow
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When you get random out-of-swarm spawns
As a guy who got hit every which way and flooded because I spent half an hour in a Point Extraction mission, I can relate.

dark prawn
upper perch
dry trout
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this is the kind of shitposts i live for

distant ember
upper perch
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i wish i could take credit for that masterpiece

sinful lion
glass mesa
dark prawn
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that is amazing

sinful cobalt
sand vessel
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Gunner is calm in times of peril, like when the bar is out of beer

Gunner: WE'RE OUT OF BEER?! We're all gonna die! Starts kicking barrels in panics

distant ember
torn raft
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BRING THE BUGS

marsh river
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Mh tbh I disagree. Except for Xbox memory. Never had a blue screen on DRG, pathfinding Molly is a rare problem, the warp was a new one...
Yeh I know meme

dawn jackal
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Fakiyo, it's because the devs goes to kill bugs with mini-mules, and you come after them, looking at what's left lurking

torn raft
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So you have chosen death

marsh river
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Damn now I need to watch StarWars in english

hollow cloud
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That feeling when Crassus detonator explodes inside small cave

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You know what are you gonna do for nearest 20 minutes

cosmic sigil
rain pagoda
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this update is better for this image

cosmic sigil
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I know it's a repost, I'm the one that made it

rain pagoda
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ik thats why im saying its better than the first because, 1 it has dwarfs nows, 2 mission control

cosmic sigil
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Indeed

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Only took me a month or two to do a 5 min job

rain pagoda
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ikr

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i cant do anything clsoe to this on this computer

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im notorious to being on a school computer and talking in the drg chat than being on my own pc at home on this chat

cosmic sigil
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"Only fools use discord during school" I say while using discord at school

rain pagoda
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ikr

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id rather dwarf instead of learn like a leaf lover

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but sometimes you must leaf before you can dwarf

distant ember
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I'm using Discord but I'm homeschooled so I'm... always at school?

rain pagoda
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oooo now thats what im talking about. this is some school drg ception

distant ember
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but sometimes you must leaf before you can dwarf
found the heretic

rain pagoda
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am no heretic

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and only stating wisdom to people who have played the game for their first time

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i could probably come up with more dwarven wisdom if need be

stiff leaf
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@distant ember boolö cap here

distant ember
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WHERE?

marsh river
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Goys, ore you blind, there's a boolöcöp övah hea'

distant ember
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Mushroom.

north pond
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Mushroom

upper perch
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Maggot.

dry trout
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Watch the moving turd!

distant ember
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smells like poop

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looks like poop

hollow verge
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ergh, gross

cosmic sigil
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Smells like poop, tastes like poop

distant ember
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Cat, I'm trying to goof off! Stop interfering and wanting attention! (cat is on my desk purring, perhaps he needs something)

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He's sitting on my eraser. Wonderful.

cosmic sigil
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Give him the gift of flight and toss him across the room

distant ember
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I don't wanna give him a reason to kill me

cosmic sigil
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He already wants to kill you, he's just biding his time to get as much food from you as possible

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All cats want to kill us, they just don't

distant ember
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I agree with this]

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as someone who owned 6 different cats by now, i also agree with this

plain wolf
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@cosmic sigil Whew, good thing we didn't step in it!

cosmic sigil
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Indeed

distant ember
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I think they want to kill us but much too distracted by pats/treats

marsh river
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Multiple interpretations come up

plain wolf
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A nice petroglyph... But what does it mean...?

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I get what's going on but it does take a bit of guessing to figure it out.

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Needs more effort, 4/10.

distant ember
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What Magoo said.

distant ember
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i am a honest person

and that's a shit meme

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but hey, my opinion is only as important as any other internet random's

raw rapids
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looks like an attempt at loss?

gleaming prism
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Your're tarded

raw rapids
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it's still a similar format though, standing, standing, standing, laying thing

dry trout
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aw

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discord ruined it

hot heath
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lurking heavy breathing

distant ember
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ha, look at these fools
can't even make a proper :.|:; meme

distant ember
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@distant ember where can I get one of those?

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Whoops

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Misping

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I meant @hot heath

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yeah, would've been weird if you were asking for more :.|:;

dawn jackal
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i have to ask, wth is this at then end of your message ?

yeah, would've been weird if you were asking for more :.|:;
@distant ember

cosmic sigil
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It appears you're at a loss for understanding

distant ember
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what a loss

molten zinc
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fucking sigh

molten cedar
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Truly a lossed soul...

distant ember
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I'm back

placid kraken
gleaming lodge
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to the abyss bar

placid kraken
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understandable

distant ember
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Cue “Aight Imma Head Out”

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that would fun to see you dwarf quitting the screen if you go afk for too long

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Heck yes

gleaming lodge
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lol good idea

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and he comes back in with an empty mug

placid kraken
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all i did was change the grenade to the axe and now he just run

brisk elbow
gleaming lodge
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that didn't take long

placid kraken
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thanks

brisk elbow
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I was already making it before anyone said it.

gleaming lodge
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even still, 4 minutes

brisk elbow
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Wish I did it faster.

placid kraken
distant ember
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It’s perfect

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Lol

raw rapids
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"Mom says it's my turn to use the Minigun"

placid kraken
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skelet demands calcium from the heavily armed miner

stone mason
frozen flame
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I love you for making this

stone mason
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I didn't make it, I just came up with the idea

frozen flame
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In that case, I love you for coming up with this

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Don't reject my love

stone mason
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point taken

clever latch
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Poor loot crate

quartz gull
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when theres only a minute before the pod leaves and i make it after fighting off hundreds of bugs by myself

urban kettle
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I run scout and I always stand on the ramp until everyone is in the pod.

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If someone's fallen behind and they go down, I've already got the grapple deployed.

torn raft
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Scout Medic

split dune
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Scedic

hallow mantle
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If he's out of fuel that's his problem

urban kettle
#

gunner is the least mobile class

#

Scout > Driller > Engineer > Gunner in terms of mobility

gleaming lodge
#

that order can change depending on the shape of the cave, but generally his order is correct

urban kettle
#

Gunner has a niche tool that is severely limited by ammo and angle

#

With the new zipline update, I have seen some gunners fire a zipline down a long, straight tunnel just to get down to the bottom of it faster

hallow mantle
#

Gunner shines in Point Extraction, but this isn't the channel for debating

sullen plaza
#

what if you

#

wanted to help your team mobilise

#

but scout said

brisk elbow
#

I have no idea what this is

sullen plaza
#

what

#

the emoji?

ivory musk
#

It a grapple hook you leaf lover scout

sullen plaza
#

rock and scout forever

dry trout
#

flamethrower Burn the leaf lover!

sullen plaza
ivory musk
#

people: my main is (pick any 4 classes).
me: my main is DWARF (all classes)

dry trout
#

My main is [KARL]

ivory musk
#

oh shit we have a badass here

sullen plaza
#

my main is mission control

distant ember
gleaming lodge
#

PC powered by skull crusher ale

distant ember
#

yes

restive folio
#

max fps: 40

#

YYEEEAAAAHH GIMME SOME SUGAR

ornate lichen
#

Casuals: Driller, Engineer, Gunner, Scout

#

Intellectuals: Karl

#

Me: Lloyd (Abyss bar bartender)

brisk elbow
#

I would like a round of beer, please!

ornate lichen
#

beeps cheerfully

brisk elbow
#

I just love that line. It's like a dwarf is drunk off their ass and trying to act as sober as possible.

ornate lichen
#

adjusts bowtie

wanton fog
#

@restive folio I feel your pain

restive folio
wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

Predictive text writer paragraph bot has a good point for Deep Rock.

dry trout
#

gotta get them radiators for the drills

distant ember
#

What the fuck is a msr

cunning gorge
#

mule service robot 🤔

dry trout
#

Multi Socketed wRench

distant ember
#

Multi Shot Revolver

bold atlas
fading void
#

The neurotoxin payload overclocks describes it as “brining our your inner war criminal”

#

But you can’t commit war crimes against humanity if their not human

distant ember
#

It's like burning a piece of paper instead of your house down

drifting token
#

You forgot Steeve, Whack how could you

#

Yeah Steeve’s a glyphid but he’s OUR glyphid and that makes him one of the dwarfs

#

And we leave no dwarf behind

#

Rock and stone

distant ember
#

He's not a dwarf though

drifting token
#

Honorary dwarf

#

We just need to

#

Initiate him with the hardest drinks from the abyss bar

#

That’s what my group does anyway

#

We’ve all been initiated when starting the game out with slammers (upgraded to blackout)

molten whale
#

do you think Glyphids can even ingest alcohol?

distant ember
#

They got a mouth

#

If he can handle the drink, he's a dwarf

#

Even if he can't get drunk

dusky bough
#

thats just cheating then

#

also, mission control is just a grumpy human who drew the short stick and got left with the dwarve division

pastel quartz
marsh river
#

Everything fits in that mission description. It's indeed salvage. And gives lots of exp dderp

distant ember
quartz gull
#

Which do you prefer?
Rock
or
Stone?

distant ember
#

Yes

lyric turtle
#

All of the above

loud nebula
#

Karl

eager pecan
#

Leaf Lover

wanton fog
#

I think I’m gonna remake this edit when I have time

#

Hecc it I’ll do it now

molten zinc
#

NEEDS MORE BEARDS!!!

wanton fog
#

Exactly

#

I shall return shortly

hot heath
#

We shall eagerly await thine return.

wanton fog
loud nebula
#

do a green beard

dawn jackal
#

ofc he's a scout

loud nebula
#

yes

clever latch
#

Vanilla scout

#

Also yes i love the idea of a greener beard

wanton fog
#

no ones mentioned there’s a gunner weapon on the table

#

Also I’ll make the beard green

clever latch
#

Oh shit that was a gunner

wanton fog
#

I have no idea how to make the beard green this may take me a bit

#

I’m not good at editing

quartz gull
#

What if Bosco was made of rock and stone?

wanton fog
#

Uh

#

Yeah green beard

clever latch
#

Could even be a fan-art

#

(almost)

grand mica
#

memes are art

distant ember
#

@grand mica you are very true

distant ember
#

tbh since the existence of modern art, something being an art is no longer a compliment

clever latch
#

True but unlike modern art you can use pan's meme so.... yeah practical art

#

Something that modern art will always fail to accomplish

distant ember
#

Fucking elves

#

i agree with both posts above this one

sullen plaza
#

once for a salvage mission

#

the mission was called

#

ice level

#

just ice level

torn raft
distant ember
#

Where the fuck is my Jojo reference emote

placid stone
novel fulcrum
#

@marsh river Đ६ṦℐǤℕ

torn swan
#

alright folks.. .get to work on a meme about "is anybody saw my pig ? " line from driller.

distant ember
#

What

marble solar
#

Last time I brought that up some snotty dude corrected me and said it's pick, not pig

dry trout
#

nah, its def pig

marble solar
#

Agreed

urban kettle
#

I can just imagine the driller carrying a small pig under one arm while operating a flamethrower with the other.

#

Can someone draw this?

lyric dust
#

When the scout fails it's grapple and screams to the engineer for a platform

safe brook
somber rune
#

Ikr what would those silly scouts do without us?

thorny solstice
#

I thought its the Diller

placid kraken
#

use all the perks and mods that could negate or prevent most fall damage?

#

nah they just gonna use steeve

tardy mural
#

Scouts without engies just use molly, and then get angry at their team for calling molly.

somber rune
#

Scouts are a interesting breed...

tardy mural
#

Having been on both sides of that, it’s just frustrating for everyone. On one hand you got scout trying not to die. On the other you got a team full up on minerals and unable to deposit because the dumbass scout insisted on zipping across to the far side of the map and bringing molly with him.

somber rune
#

#givescoutamassivebackpack

clever latch
#

deep pocket perk

somber rune
#

Like can fit 200 morkite

#

Do it

#

Devs make this a thing

tardy mural
#

Eh, scout players just need to play smart. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. But as a scout main, I definitely understand the temptation.

#

“Oh yeah, I can definitely grapple up and land on that 2 inches of protruding minerals”

clever latch
#

You can always use the power attack to make yourself a hole on top of the mineral patch and jump back in with a second grapple

tardy mural
#

Even that’s a little iffy. I’ve definitely failed to make it into the hole from power attacking before.

clever latch
#

Yeah it can happen especially if the wall is uneven

#

But you gotta do your job

#

Also you can use hoover boots

#

I don't

#

Tho this isn't the channel for it

placid kraken
#

true scouts waste all their ammo on shotgun jumping and using hoverclock to get minerals

vernal plover
#

this is a meme

#

we hit a crassus on the way down

hot heath
clever latch
#

Welp what are you waiting for scout ?

vernal plover
#

not enough platforms

torn raft
#

excessive pinging noise

dawn jackal
#

There is gold here !

fringe tusk
#

Meanwhile, I have yet to ever encounter the damn thing.

hot heath
#

it took me forever to encounter, then I met it like 4 times in 2 days

ivory pulsar
#

hitting bugs on the way down is always a fun meme

fringe tusk
#

Especially when you land on top of a bulk detonator.

wraith burrow
#

When landing on a Huuli Hoarder

brisk elbow
#

I saw a crassus detonator...
and lost connection to the host.

marble solar
brisk elbow
#

Yeah that's how it feels.

storm zenith
#

Leaked conversation inside the Ghost Ship Games office.

wanton fog
#

So what happened to my meme

#

As soon as I posted it I passed out

covert ruin
sharp flicker
#

I would love a medic class in DRG, ngl

#

Though it'd be hard to balance against the idea of limited resources

ornate venture
#

@storm zenith hmm a dwarf medic?... beer brewer ?... banker ?... stone collector ?... jeweler?... stock seller / buyer ?... currency changer? 🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

storm zenith
#

🤔

round hound
#

i bet we gonna have hat anniversary

#

a hat anniversary with sugar beer on it

ornate venture
#

a dwarf with a hammer as a weapon and an escalator with built-in elevator music as a tool! 😅
I would have preferred a tool that has ammunition that makes minerals and other materials soft / easily chopped for a short while and ammunition that makes minerals and other things such as walls hard and impermeable for a short while. It could give you some time to escape big bugs while healing up. might have worked well with platforms when defending the pod. closes holes and makes them hard for a while.

clever latch
lime trellis
#

Yes person I've never talked to before

#

Exactly the one I needed

#

Lmao

clever latch
#

Oh shit lol we got one Pan and pan

#

My bad my dude

lime trellis
#

Haha, no worries

#

Just caught me off guard

clever latch
#

Well congratulation you have a drg meme made by pan

#

fresh from yesterday

lime trellis
#

Huh, I'm glad

#

Also, you might want to ping them again, edited mentions don't actually show up

distant ember
#

we need some more hot-of-the-oven drg memes

clever latch
#

@wanton fog The greenbeard one ?

torpid plinth
#

They did it again

#

They deleted my meme

#

And a second time no clarification why

#

Leaf lovers

#

For sure

pastel quartz
#

I once latejoined into a mission and hit a Crassus detonator on the way in.

#

Hey lads, what's going on in this cave...UNGAR'S BAAAAAA--
🏵️

wanton fog
#

Yes

#

That meme

#

The one I was forced to make

#

@lime trellis hello brother

lime trellis
#

Haha, hi indeed

#

My lower case "P" counterpart

wanton fog
#

Ah yes

fading falcon
#

hmm will there ever be a pAn? or perhaps a paN?

lime trellis
#

Depends if someone wants to bear such name :P

fading falcon
#

lol

clever latch
#

welp

#

this is getting out of hand

fading falcon
#

servo change your name to pAn

lime trellis
#

Oh my

#

We're growing stronger

fading falcon
#

then we need a second person to change their name to pAN or PaN

lime trellis
#

Then we conquer the world

fading falcon
#

yes

lime trellis
#

Or.. this chat at least

fading falcon
#

loL

wanton fog
#

Anyone got pngs of the beer mugs

#

I need them

clever latch
#

You will find someone i need to hop out it's past midnight here

lime trellis
#

See ya Serv

dry trout
#

Hello fellow pots

lime trellis
#

Hah, I see more people picking up on it

#

Just how far can we go

loud nebula
#

hmm

#

yes

lime trellis
#

Oh god

loud nebula
#

yesh

#

I am a driller main
so ofcourse i am crazy

#

anyways

#

imma head to my sleeping pod

#

and dream about gold, lootbugs and beer!

wanton fog
chrome plaza
velvet oar
#

bah, I got another bosco

brisk elbow
#

My Mule toy went under the fridge and through the wall.

distant ember
#

works as intended

dry trout
#

its a "Feature"

wanton fog
#

I’m gonna re do my drink meme or better words finish it

#

Hoping to get some feedback so I can improve

#

I want to meme full time

brisk elbow
#

Good luck.

dry trout
#

i salute to you memer

wanton fog
#

Gambit remember that stupid hl1 thing

#

Good times

static oasis
#

♻️

timber niche
#

Fresh shitpost for you

storm zenith
#

literally

noble falcon
brisk elbow
#

Shoulda used a fatboy.

sand vessel
#

With fatboy you can never miss, you are just hitting the backup target

craggy nest
#

'Bold Face' indeed

noble falcon
#

Fact boi is for weaklings who are to aftaid to fight big crowds

dry trout
#

Bold words coming from someone in nuking distance

marble forge
quartz gull
#

These mission titles are deceptively lewd

trail sentinel
#

@mellow saddle forbidden

distant ember
#

the madman

#

the legend

deep crater
#

YOU FOOL

#

YOU'VE DAMNED US ALL

trail sentinel
#

@bold carbon still forbidden

bold carbon
dusty moth
ashen hound
marsh river
#

Fat boy is for engies who like to help their team by blasting glyphids out of existence and their teammates out of their misery

wanton fog
#

Help me

distant ember
#

A c4 at the end panel

wanton fog
#

Good idea

#

Note taken

marsh river
#

That's amazing, love it

wanton fog
#

Thank you

#

My soul duty is to create memes

marsh river
#

Moar

round hound
#

i kick the barrel into the launch bay time to drink

wanton fog
#

I might replace

#

Grunt with that

round hound
#

barrel if they have soul they will try invaded us for have be kick them

wanton fog
#

Yes

round hound
#

and even more for using their skin for the barrel armor

hot heath
#

When you're a Driller on PE and theres 5 grunts swarming the uplink zone so you blow them up with C4, but you entire team gets wiped

slow falcon
#

Me when I fire PGL at point blank and forget I have fat boy on

#

Swapped to RJ compound recently though

distant ember
#

that's not a mistake
it's called Plan B

marsh river
#

A

distant ember
#

Boy you guys are making me monkas whenever I play with drillers

#

And I already got nuked once while playing gunner

#

tbh at lower haz levels it's a viable way to regain some hp

hot heath
#

its FF deactivated on lower haz?

#

isnt*

distant ember
#

no
but on lower haz you get more hp back when u get revived

slow falcon
#

Friendly fire is always active, it just deals less damage on lower hazard

quartz gull
round hound
#

what we gonna expect at the anniversary day

distant ember
#

what we will get:
||new beer that makes you shit barrels||

sinful cobalt
distant ember
#

the lack of loot bug and crassus makes me sad

raven path
#

the last one is a crassus I think

iron canyon
#

I prefer the original

swift island
#

Is... is the beer 50% off RIGHT NOW?!

marsh river
#

I think that's from last year

swift island
#

Damn

marsh river
#

Just wait for Friday:)

hallow mantle
#

Might be different now that we have ingredients

distant ember
#

doubled the potency instead lol

slow falcon
#

Propably the basic beers will just be free or discounted and that's about it

marsh river
#

Does anyone still drink those anymore?

slow falcon
#

Leaf lovers maybe if they chug down a few blackrocks or gut wrenchers

#

But propably that's it

#

Maybe a celebratory slammer once in a while

distant ember
#

i do
easier to find gold than the materials

#

btw did they nerf slammer potency? i don't get blurry vision after 1 mug anymore.

slow falcon
#

No idea

#

2 drunk rapidly or 3 normally should be enough to pass out

distant ember
#

that's no fun tho
drunk mission is where the fun begins

stable elk
#

Rock and stone!

rain pagoda
#

Rock and Stone! Brother!

distant ember
#

seeing double morkite after a few mugs of ale brings tears of joy to my eyes
too bad my quota disagrees
oh well

rain pagoda
#

sometimes i think the uranium crystals in the radioactive zone is krytonite

distant ember
#

more like tiberium

rain pagoda
#

gonnna be honest wat is that?

distant ember
#

only 90s kid know tiberium

#

also fuck EA

clever latch
#

ye

bitter ember
#

peace through power

marsh river
#

@slow falcon
Real dwarves sober up with blackout stout. You should always have enough material for those

distant ember
#

real dwarves use mission time to sober up instead
we aren't paid by the hour, after all

#

besides, who knows what they treat blackouts with in the medbay
judging by management, they likely use leaf lover serums
nobody wants that shit

peak mortar
#

@distant ember
AFFIRMATIVE

obsidian root
#

Real dwarves black out to sober up

#

Drink yourself sober

#

Rock and Stone

loud nebula
#

or yeet yourself into the hoola hoop ment for barrels

fringe tusk
#

If I remember right, you need ten oafs or five slammers to pass out.

hot heath
#

never

#

you can speed drink 3 slammers back to back before you pass out

fringe tusk
#

Huh? Gotta try that out

#

I drank three as fast as I can buy and I am still fine.

#

Drunk, but definitely not passing out.

#

4th slammer is still fine, seemingly.

clever latch
#

The old slammer would put you out fast

#

Now they don't do much

#

Prob got cut with water

#

Those bastards at management

fringe tusk
#

They're diluting our beer!

clever latch
#

It's turning frogs into leaf lovers

hot heath
#

They have diluted our Beer? Damn that management!

torn swan
#

@clever latch i don't wanna say it's a cospiracy...but what if i tell you that the slammer will slowly turn into a secretly leaf lova brew .... cause they know we love it.. so they try to sneak in some

clever latch
#

lol

distant ember
#

so they did nerf slammer!

#

i knew it

placid kraken
#

they nerfed skullcrushers when it became a special on the menu
they nerfed karl's drink so people won't pass out and get left behind

distant ember
#

they nerfed it again tho

hardy saddle
deep jungle
distant ember
#

sTaY CLoSe tO ThE FuEL ceLLs

#

Yup, heard you loud and clear!

dry trout
#

just dont die 4Head

distant ember
#

too late for that wheeze

slow falcon
#

Got two bulks back to back like that once

#

Needles to say I failed the mission

north pond
#

We were bunkered, and my gunner alerted me of a bulk by asking me what we should do if one spawned.

inner spindle
#

“hey uhhhhh hypothetically what do we do if a bulk detonator spawns?”

north pond
#

Run fast, run deep, don't look back.

urban kettle
#

"FIRE EVERYTHING"

hot heath
#

You: Pots'o'Gold
Me, an intellectual:

cosmic sigil
#

You: Zuckerburgreubensirüp
Me, the intellectual: "20 trips to the MULE"

distant ember
#

You: "Found a boolo cap here!"
Me, an intellectual: "Mushroom."

#

Booloo

#

the lord himself has spoke

brisk elbow
#

Change da world
my final message.
goodb ye

Karl died!

distant ember
#

Okay I change world

#

nothing quickly noticeable happens

#

Feels like we just collecting exotic spices to be used for cooking managements' omelate

hot heath
#

My Driller teammate: using Cryocannon
Me:

molten zinc
#

i like some grilled bugs, thank you very much

cosmic sigil
#

I prefer the flamethrower cause it looks cooler

#

Or should I say warmer

dawn jackal
#

That was a terrible pun

cosmic sigil
#

You're welcome

plain scarab
#

Привет русским бородочам!!!!!

brisk elbow
#

Hey, flamethrowers are pretty hot-stuff, what can I say? I got cold-feet when I realized how much the cryo was hated

static oasis
#

that pun makes Jacob proud

blissful veldt
#

Please cease and desist

iron canyon
#

10/10

cosmic sigil
#

Why would I cease just when I'm just warming up?

placid kraken
distant ember
#

The puns are getting pretty hot in here, I hope someone will fan the flames.

brisk elbow
#

Maybe chill out a little? Cool the jets.

hot heath
#

Thats why I made the meme, because most people find the flamethrower more fun to play with, but Imo the Cryo Cannon brings more to a good team because Engi and Gunner have great AoE as well, but only Driller can freeze this well.
So tldr I have mad respect for the guys running Cryo

fossil bramble
#

All it takes is a couple of puns and people start getting temperamental

hollow verge
#

and this was just a warm up, could have gotten much more heated

brisk elbow
#

I want to be able to fire my cryo cannon at players with overheating weapons so I can cool their guns faster.

tawdry gyro
#

That wasn't punny at all. You should've warmed up first

hollow verge
#

i found it pretty cool personally

hybrid creek
#

I hate this discord

hollow verge
#

you'll warm up to it eventually

wanton fog
rocky talon
#

Hmmmm

dark prawn
#

I mean... it's an eyeless face with teeth

brisk elbow
#

Gentlemen, a pack of glohpods is coming your way.

dark prawn
#

if anything the sharp limbs make me think of deadspace more than anything

wanton fog
#

I’m not saying it’s a copy it just reminded me

molten whale
#

some human madlad fucked a Glyphid and that was the result

dark prawn
#

Good thing we're dwarves

distant ember
#

hol up, how do we call short humans in this universe?

wanton fog
#

Midgets

round hound
#

some people have theory that mission control is a human

distant ember
#

cant be true

#

he said rock and stone

round hound
#

but he have no beards

hot shadow
#

humans legally cant say it

distant ember
#

Gunner and driller dont have beards too!

hot shadow
#

you will get sued if you say rock and stone while also not being a dwarf

hollow verge
#

he's a "midget", an impostor!

distant ember
#

Im gonna say the RAS word.

brisk elbow
#

DRILLER GET DOWN!

distant ember
#

ROCK AND STONE

placid kraken
#

driller sets his beard on fire too much (or chills it to the point that it shatters) and gunner didnt like the look of a beard riddled with bullet holes. mission control is just a leaf lover

distant ember
#

ignore the activate windows thing

#

new pc

wanton fog
#

Nice pc

placid kraken
#

is that footage of drg being played on an actual rock and stone

#

i dont think ill ever forget what was deleted

sullen plaza
#

what was deleted

distant ember
#

thats footage of @fallen iron trying to make it as low quality as possible

feral pecan
#

I'm looking for the meme of Bosco-tan, does anyone have this?

placid kraken
#

i dont even want to bring unto the world what it was

sullen plaza
#

now i am more interested

placid kraken
#

ok uhh

brisk elbow
#

Driller and Gunner don't have much for beards because they sorta operate spinny shreddy things.

dawn jackal
#

It was some shit of mine and i'm not proud of it

placid kraken
#

yeah im not proud either

brisk elbow
#

I worry of what's being spoken of.

placid kraken
#

all you need to know was the word arousing was included and you can piece the rest

dawn jackal
#

Shhht

#

Don't speak about it and maybe the mods won't find out

placid kraken
#

i know how to get mods to not even look at this current conversation

#

aight there we go

dawn jackal
placid kraken
#

dwarves: nearly die in an icy chasm just to leave no dwarf behind
also dwarves 2 seconds later:

brisk elbow
#

We gonna ignore how, when, characters in other games friggin' explode and fall over dramatically when they go down, but dwarves just gently lay down for a nap when downed?

sullen plaza
#

except for when you jump in the barrel hoop

brisk elbow
#

HUUU- Gambit died!

static oasis
brisk elbow
distant ember
#

weak.

distant ember
#

sometimes i order a round of leaf lovers
and then dance, waiting for people to join
more often than not they just mindlessly take the mug and drink
then i call them filthy leaf lovers and they leave in shame
good cannot exist without evil
and im doing my part

dark prawn
#

that's the round you buy for the team who called the drop pod early

distant ember
#

ah yeah, that too

brisk elbow
#

No, you give them the special beer with the suckiest effect

dark prawn
#

why would you waste actual beer on them?

distant ember
#

that's leaf lover's

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leaf lover is the suckiest beer
its effect, called "immeasurable shame and loss of self-worth", is a powerful debuff that persists after you close the game

brisk elbow
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Because I want to express my distaste so much by ordering something expensive.

dark prawn
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If you want to insult a waiter, you don't leave a massive tip or no tip at all. You leave 1 cent.

distant ember
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specifically that one cent that's most visibly dirty

brisk elbow
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If I want to piss off the waiter, I'd order a Starbucks coffee with only water and a shot of whip cream on that, then drink it as I stare them in the eyes from across the room. That gets it across.

restive folio
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"i want to piss" + sniper profile picture combination never fails

dry trout
clever latch
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go pet it

ivory pulsar
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imagine if beastmaster worked on leeches

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devs pls

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the memes would be great

cunning gorge
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leech grabbing a dreadnought mboi

naive nest
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That was the last image that dwarf posted before he got grabbed and killed by the leech

dry trout
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i stood directly beneath it

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didnt even hiss at me

dark prawn
distant ember
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now imagine if there was morkit below it

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SURPRISE

wanton fog
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Guys who’s gonna get deep rock galactic

polar heath
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You missed one mention of the name, but 2/3 isn't bad

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If the us government was 2/3rds functional we would all be ecstatic

split dune
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Correct

wanton fog
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The government bad

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Especially Australia

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I forgot our pm until yesterday because it changes a lot

dry trout
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are we... get... political?

wanton fog
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no we not

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I just hate

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County

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H

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Spelling

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Yes

brisk elbow
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Had a drink. Time to drink!

round hound
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i triggered 3 dreadnought time to drink

wanton fog
marsh sleet
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That is sucha shitty shitpost that I love it so much lmao.

brisk elbow
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Now I know how Molly must feel!

wanton fog
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I’m running out of ideas