#drg-memes-no-talk

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torn raft
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pet them

winged canopy
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I have never felt so attacked

fossil tiger
winged canopy
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The mission names get so goofy

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I love it

idle sparrow
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management only joy in life is to make dirty jokes with mission names

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its the only form of funny banter he can get away beside corporate desk job ๐Ÿ˜ญ

distant ember
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Somebody please get Dan on the pickaxe station

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I am crap at cropping

brisk elbow
sudden shuttle
timber seal
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DWARF STUCK

nimble ledge
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HUUURRRNNNGGG Guys I am trying to get into the drop pod but I am Dummy Thicc and cant squeeze my ass cheeks through the door

wanton fog
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Dammit Iโ€™m not pink anymore

ornate breach
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Mactera Brew + Nicolas Cage screaming about bees while stuck on the pickaxe station.

dry trout
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Taaaaterrrrr we got a diggy hole repoooost

wind briar
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Reset the clock!

static oasis
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no, wait, that song is a DRG meme, is just forbidden to spam

novel fulcrum
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@static oasis Did you just commit a meme-suicide?

scarlet bison
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Cringe

static oasis
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how?

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I don't understand the question >.> I posted DRG related memes

dry trout
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you posted tater throwing the paper at you

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therefore: meme-suicide

static oasis
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I... I don't get it... >.>

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it's ok, I need dinner and sleep and snuggle a lootbug body pillow

ancient grotto
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I'd buy a full-scale loot bug plush

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my dog would never forgive me, but I'd do it

unreal jackal
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pshh steeve would make for a better body pillow

distant ember
urban kettle
trail sentinel
dry trout
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Ah Arandor, i see you are a man of culture as well

distant ember
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Nope

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I just have the meme, don't know where it came from

dry trout
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probably from me

distant ember
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I'd be happy if you told me tho

fair rampart
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Pet the lootbug, he's crying

static oasis
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nuh mah bebby!!

gives all the pets and a big chunk of nitra

swift flame
swift flame
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He cant cry if you power strike his head off

fair rampart
deep wraith
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Imagine a lobster but filled with rocks. That's what a lootbug tastes like.

fair rampart
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Crunchy

ivory musk
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delicoious

remote yew
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Expensive

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Relatively speaking, drg miners make a whole lot of money and lootbugs are filled with a good deal of gold

wanton fog
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And Pets

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They would make a lot of money of selling them for pets

distant ember
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DRG Miners are probably some of the riches in the galaxy

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Although they are basically like coal miners, they won't see a cent of what they earned.

wanton fog
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I mean

distant ember
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Think about it

wanton fog
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They keep all the minerals they find

distant ember
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Their quarters are given to them by the company, so is their food, weapons, transport, armor, ammo, and everything else

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But you don't see those minerals

wanton fog
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They would be payed danger money

distant ember
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Coal miners weren't

wanton fog
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Well

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This is obviously not a coal mine

distant ember
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it's pretty darn close though

ivory pulsar
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Deeprock dwarves are closer to freelance miners and contractors

wanton fog
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and what these miners do help build their civilisation

ivory pulsar
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not really employees in the traditional sense

dry trout
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where are the memes

distant ember
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Not here

wanton fog
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You are the meme

dry trout
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how dare thee, i have never been so appalled in all my life

wanton fog
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Your a meme

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Face it

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You canโ€™t deny

livid lance
static oasis
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in a hallway we will never stay or get back to

ivory pulsar
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wrong meme

livid lance
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which one would you use

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it just looks so clean with that face pic

static oasis
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I think that meme is on point

livid lance
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i just posted it on the subreddit pls upvote thx

static oasis
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DRG related Pacha Juuuust Right

livid lance
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what's employee of the month mean @static oasis

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ohhh i saw that in game! cool

static oasis
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exactly that :3

livid lance
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well congrats, and thanks for not being a Mighty Miner

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i heard one of them lost a 1v1 to a praetorian

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... with bosco!

winged canopy
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I haven't seen anything that says how employee of the month is rewarded

livid lance
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i think you need to be active on discord

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and use a lot of tongue

winged canopy
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Rip

swift flame
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You need to be semi reliable at least. unlike me and my memes that I make randomly

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If I died tomorrow then my legacy would be a bunch of dwarf memes,shit posts, and saving private dwarf.

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Life well spent

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I'll be on my deathbed in like 60 years,surrounded by my loved ones and I'll beckon my oldest to my side and softly whisper in their ear
"Rock and Stone."
And they will respond,choking back tears.
"To the bone..."

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This got depressing quickly
Somebody deploy the loot raptor

static oasis
dry trout
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there he is

distant ember
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pats loot raptor

swift flame
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Hehehe what are you even gonna do with that silly dino boy

distant ember
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Going to pat

brisk elbow
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"The Mule has been called back to the drop-pod!"

swift flame
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What in Karl's name have you brought to this holy place?

brisk elbow
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A Pizza tower DRG cross-over meme

swift flame
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What would you do if you walked into an alleyway around midnight and that thing was standing there

brisk elbow
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Question why I'm out at midnight.

dry trout
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and in an alleyway

swift flame
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He summoned you here

dry trout
swift flame
oak basin
dry trout
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RREEEEEEEEEEpost

remote yew
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Bosco, air support!

wanton fog
dry trout
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saved

wanton fog
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Iโ€™m glad I could help you find gif

rocky talon
wanton fog
fair rampart
sacred glen
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TACTICAL PATTING ACTION

upper perch
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i pat them with my pickaxe

molten whale
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noe

grave torrent
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pat right after it dies

cyan barn
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More like patting it as it dies

marsh river
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Had a completely new player yesterday together in Discord, playing mining expedition.

"OH MY GOD YOU CAN PET LOOTBUGS? THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE GAME EVER" ... And then he pickaxe lootpods

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I was so proudlurking

wanton fog
round hound
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why when we pet a lootbug he make a cat sound ?

wanton fog
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It ate a cat

snow shadow
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he happy

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so he purr

round hound
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i fell weird when i kill lootbug but i do for karl so i am proud.

wanton fog
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Ahah

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Karl hated loot bugs

round hound
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we can do everything for karl

distant ember
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Why ๐Ÿ–๏ธ loot if can m1k loot

fair rampart
pseudo vine
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vibe check pickaxe

last wigeon
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Why ๐Ÿ–๏ธ loot if can m1k loot
@distant ember
Because loot PGL is worse than loot tothebone

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Save loot bugs

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Or save ammo

marsh river
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Kill
Them
All

wanton fog
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Kill everything

round hound
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even your team mate

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they live for karl they die for karl.

last wigeon
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Kill pain > Kill everything
@wanton fog

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Kill younglings

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Kill dwarves

wanton fog
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Kill pan?

last wigeon
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Kill germs with soap

wanton fog
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Whatโ€™s soap

last wigeon
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Soap is the thing with which you clean your hands

wanton fog
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Whatโ€™s clean Iโ€™m a dwarf

round hound
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maybe a soap dirt

long pier
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Lootbugs are pickaxe sharpeners

wanton fog
long pier
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Doomguy hungary for looted bug and those mine err alts

sand vessel
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Pet the loot bug then pick the loot bug

distant ember
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doom guy went downhill
kills innocent bugs for money

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no more passion for righteousnes- oh wait, doom guy is just dum angry dood

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When the bulk detonator spawn behinds a thin wall and starts farting on top of us in hz4

distant ember
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Ifg

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also I hate how bulk detonator deals reduced damage to other bugs

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really unfair

torn raft
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Throw pheremones at the bugs and the detonator obliterates them

distant ember
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like how do pheromones change if the explosion hurts you or not

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bulks explosion is not actually an explosion, it's a big fart with aggressive bacteria that eats hostile masses

lyric dew
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Scouts doing a trick with the grappling hook to get away from the swarm

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||And taking a billion fall damage||

split dune
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oh...

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knees dont bend that way

marble solar
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They do now

last wigeon
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Knees bend any way if you try hard enough

restive folio
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noo...

blazing loom
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Poor scout

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Can we get an F for no life insurance

gilded pecan
grim sonnet
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dwarmf

thorny solstice
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When time facing dozen of bulk detonators , "new dwarve inbound" , "HOLY-

clever latch
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looking at the vid right now g4td

placid kraken
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literally everyone when a crassus detonator shows up

remote yew
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Meanwhile 4/5 times the entire team either just ignores or is forced to ignore the hoarder

ivory pulsar
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my issue is that the gunner normally lights it up from halfway across the cavern

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and it just walks behind a corner and leaves

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instead of letting us get in position to actually kill it

vernal abyss
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Seen that a lot

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Hell seen an envy fire his shotgun at it from across the caverns, hitting it with 2-3 pellets a shot if heโ€™s lucky

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Engy

lyric dew
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Hey where did my meme go

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I put it right here

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Who deleted it?..

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why deleted it..

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u~u

remote yew
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Gunner DESTROYED by powerful mods (epic) (owned) (gone rock) (gone stone)

cosmic sigil
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I SAW KARL HIDING UNDER THE MULE!!! | NOT CLICKBAIT | 18+

lyric dew
cosmic sigil
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WARNING: NON-DEEP ROCK GALACTIC IMAGE DETECTED IN #drg-memes

ornate lichen
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Someone! Quick! Add a beard!

lyric dew
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Wait what about Giant enemy spider and the pope

vernal plover
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I need the driller 10 sec before drop pod leaves meme

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pls help

dry trout
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spider atleast is relevant

marsh river
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TIL everything gets DRG if you add a beard

clever latch
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That's the idea

cosmic sigil
ivory pulsar
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has someone made a glyphid exploder airpods meme

clever latch
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Now i imagine one of the drg managers looking like that

ivory pulsar
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THE SCOUT CANT HEAR US HE HAS AIRPODS IN

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OH GOD OH FUCK

digital pelican
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OH GOD THE DETONATORS GETTING CLOSER

ivory pulsar
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scout dies on a platform 40 meters up

trail sentinel
cosmic sigil
distant ember
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nice โ— lootgold

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nice flamethrower ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

restive folio
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can't touch this

dry trout
restive folio
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scot! come help me mate

dry trout
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scout "Dwarf down!"

distant ember
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Bad joke @dry trout

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And why is there an engineer dabbing in your profile pic

dry trout
restive folio
dry trout
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hes not dabbig

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hes FLEXING

distant ember
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Daaaamnnnnnn

long pier
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he's going to pick up the lootbug and yeet it into a bulk detonator explosion

distant ember
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My man knows what's up

restive folio
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i want to do random backflips

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"yo man wassup"
does backflip

distant ember
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Same

novel fulcrum
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@winged canopy

  • Can you light this shit up?
  • I cant, my scout is broken
winged canopy
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Sorry?

cosmic sigil
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New mission type: Fix the Scout. Like a salvage mission, but you never get to leave

winged canopy
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Scout dead

slender adder
distant ember
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hmmmmm,Engineer defending a lootbug and Scout realizing too late that Driller is about to get them killed?

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ok my turn

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swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer swarmer

                                              ![nice](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/643903913203859466.webp?size=128 "nice") ![pickaxe](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/406463700854112257.webp?size=128 "pickaxe") ![nitra](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/406463687923073024.webp?size=128 "nitra") ![gold](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/406463564212338689.webp?size=128 "gold") ![morkite](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/406465589239087124.webp?size=128 "morkite") ![err23](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/540502084773085184.webp?size=128 "err23") ![bittergem](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/587344972093718560.webp?size=128 "bittergem") ![BarleyBulb](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/647368472371789835.webp?size=128 "BarleyBulb") ![aquarq](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/587339845383225462.webp?size=128 "aquarq")
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why is there morkite and aquarq in the same mission

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๐Ÿ˜ณ

clever latch
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EDD ?

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or DD

distant ember
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o yea

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those exist

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wait hol up then why is there an error cube

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๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

hallow mantle
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Magic

distant ember
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whoa

rotund lotus
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daily reminder that whoever approved of "hope it don't go over 9000" line thinks the meme isn't outdated

brisk wasp
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thank you

safe ore
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thank you

distant ember
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youre welcome

sacred glen
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It's not dead, it's vintage

hollow fern
zealous nimbus
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They just ram one into the barrel.

molten zinc
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...because that's how revolvers work

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i mean, it's still not as funny as the first bioshock extended mag for the revolver :D

waxen tendon
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just put an extra bullet in the barrel easy

lyric dust
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There is already a bullet in the gun barrel that's smart

molten zinc
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if they would make the revolver resemble the rhino revolver then they could make the mag model accommodate the increased capacity without the need to shift the barrel

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but, man, that's too much effort for just increasing the mag capacity with a single mod

dry trout
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I mean the loch n load in f2f shoots 3 but only has two barrels

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Tf2

sacred glen
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Don't underestimate the reality warping powers of weapon balance

sullen veldt
distant ember
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Bustin' out the Driller
Call it Rock and Stone torture

harsh grotto
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Bored

brisk elbow
wanton fog
brisk elbow
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It got so, so much stupider. There was a 2nd bull (3 bulks in total) in the same room. Also, there was a chunk of compressed gold.

wanton fog
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Pt.2

ancient grotto
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Utter madness

brisk elbow
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Karl is smiling upon me.

wanton fog
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Did you eat loot bugs

marble solar
brisk elbow
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I wish I had pots o' gold.

wanton fog
ornate breach
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Why are you posting the same thing over and over?

wanton fog
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Be

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Cause

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Uh

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Uhhh

odd storm
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Itโ€™s Managements thoughts

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90% of the time

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Shit I meant mission control

marble solar
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Management are often like that too I expect

distant ember
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I'm not sure what they expected from Hoxxes (profit?) but I'd bet they're getting more than they bargained for xD

near grove
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I mean what the hell they expected when they hired us, the dwarfes, for the job?

fair rampart
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@oak basin Yore

Ugleh

oak basin
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What, you egg?

hexed jackal
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AND ANOTHER THING

round hound
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*i gonna blow up that stupid face *

hexed jackal
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When youโ€™re on your 2178th Elite Deep Dive run and you watch your team go down on the 3rd stage once again

round hound
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engi while using turret if does not work.use more gun

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sure thing when you can spawn turret 2 or upgrade one

remote yew
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When a normal bulk spawns after a crassus thats luck because you can use the bulkโ€™s blast to mine the gold for you

brisk elbow
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Too bad it arrived after I dug it all.

wanton fog
brisk elbow
brisk elbow
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And then I failed horribly because Bosco was a complete fucking idiot.

hexed turtle
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F

cunning gorge
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Classic bosco

brisk elbow
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I was getting swarmed by jellies, and the god damn dreadnaught is right there. Do literally anything but fucking revive me three times in a row, god damnit

wraith citrus
fallen holly
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Canon accepted

trail sentinel
brisk elbow
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Well it got pinned, so now it's definitely canon.

trail sentinel
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I love this comparison so much

wraith citrus
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I feel so validated

unreal jackal
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This is your Valentines gift

craggy nest
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I cannot unsee what I have seen

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And it is glorious

oak basin
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So is Squidward a dwarf then?

unreal jackal
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Pshh hell yea he is

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What did you think he was a squid?

rocky talon
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where's his beard then?

oak basin
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Wasn't there that one Spongebob episode where Squidward had hair and then lost it?

unreal jackal
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Umm yea in a flashback with the first frycook they had

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It was luscious golden hair

oak basin
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Could that be what happened to his beard? He once had one, then it fell out for some reason?

remote yew
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He lost his hair before he could become a greenbeard due to a curse out upon him by a yellow elven thrall

ivory pulsar
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nah think about it

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the two dwarves who lack long beards

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are the ones that operate rapidly-rotating machinery

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they have seen one too many accidents to let any hair dangle near the spinning drills or the barrels of the minigun

compact ice
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I think ive seen the vid of that girl

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Doesnt she lose a tooth?

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@brisk elbow

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Funny how some people think that certain things that are done in cartoons can be done irl too

brisk elbow
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I don't think so.

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I think we're thinking of two different gifs.

compact ice
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Mnhhhhhh maaybbeee

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All I saw was you wrote bout a girl n a drill b corn

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N then the comment disappeared

brisk elbow
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Yeah, I was afraid a mod might see it and get the wrong idea, even if I try my best to explain it as safe as possible.

dry trout
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Spinning corn on a drill: Check
Woman getting hair caught on it: Check
BANNED

brisk elbow
compact ice
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Ahh

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Her hair nice

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Ive seen a girl get her hair stuck in a mixer thingy

brisk elbow
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Oh god

compact ice
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Mixer machine

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Ye

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She stood too close to it whilst takin pics or was it vids

haughty quartz
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I'm a guy with short hair, and even I couldn't help but wince in pain at the thought of that.

dry trout
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how do you think i feel having long hair

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KEEP IT AWAY FROM THINGS

dry trout
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Love again? all i see is Loaain Veg dderp

brisk elbow
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Sbeeve

dry trout
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Sasa lele

fair rampart
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n u t

dry trout
sand vessel
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Hoxxies IV is actually just a giant POTATO, its 90% starch

molten whale
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those damn nuts are good for one thing at least

urban kettle
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@brisk elbow "it's your livers, not mine"

brisk elbow
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Heh

wanton fog
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Can I have your liver

brazen vine
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scout

long pier
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Could you imagine scout having the drill arms whilst still having his grappling hook? All thanks to a equipment wardrobe malfunction

marsh river
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Yeet yourself directly into the wall

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Like
Into

idle sparrow
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platform zipline gun

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when you quickly need to make a bridge

long pier
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super long pancake platform gun

marsh river
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I want a vertical platform gun

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Just plastering walls. No idea how that would be useful but for making forts

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OC for platform gun.
Platforms are randomly aligned by different angles dderp

slow falcon
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Bridge platform gun, just makes printer noises while slowly creating a long stripe of plascrete

rough stone
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Just make DRG into Minecraft.

drifting leaf
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Give me a platform gun that shoots fakes. I platform minerals high up and the scout just phases through it to barrel straight into the ground

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"Holo-platform"

thorny solstice
distant aspen
marsh river
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While I like Jump boots being gone, I like that meme

marble solar
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Same

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Really well made

distant aspen
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best perk

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RIP

marsh river
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Why rip? Field medic is still in

marble solar
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best perk
@distant aspen Steeve would like a word

rotund lotus
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thorns*

distant aspen
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steeve swarmer

marsh river
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Thorns really is the best. Made me realize what funkillers they are. Way too much of those little ones around

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This way you still get dmg but not screwed oved

marble solar
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True, Thorns is really really good

slow falcon
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Yeah, on engi thorns is amazing time saver

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Don't have to melee each individual one and then spin in circles for 3 hours cause some stragglers still somehow survived

marsh river
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So you guys think there's too many swarmers and stuff about?

marble solar
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Always

weak swallow
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Fuck this flying whale

round hound
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die like your mother did

raven path
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I know almost for certain that the original image was an Archvile

marble solar
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Pain Elemental actually

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Funnily enough, another spawner enemy

warped fiber
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It was pain elemental

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It spawned lost souls, which made it the prime target for civvie's righteous anger

peak jay
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rightfully so

remote heart
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7228

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๐Ÿ‘

thorn lake
marble solar
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I KNEW IT YOU SON OF A

distant ember
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I knew that was gonna happen lmaooo

round hound
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you son of a elf that what you gonna say ?

marble solar
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Son of a leaf lover, yep. Totally.

remote yew
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โ€œFuck this flying whaleโ€

lime gust
marble solar
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@lime gust I'd have also added Roe-hole but thank you, this is perfect

distant ember
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squishy soul hole

charred ermine
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Sounds like fun

blazing timber
dry trout
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that is good

little lantern
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lol

distant ember
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Ok thatโ€™s absolutely hilarious XD

marsh river
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I like how scouts and drillers voices equal SpongeBob and Patrick too

blazing timber
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I've always pictured Spongebob as a Scout. He just has the right.... erm.... penchant for walking into certain doom, and smiling about it?

marble solar
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The slowness of Driller's voice did always make him sound like a Patrick, let's say

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And ScoutBob's is higher in pitch

wraith burrow
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Gunner is Mr. Krabs, maybe Engineer as Squidward

blazing timber
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Nah, Engi is Sandy.
"DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM?!?"

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Squidward can be Mission Control.

distant ember
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And the driller would be slightly crazy, being the only person who knows what the cube is

blazing timber
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Right then, this is a thing now. Time to get to work on more Spongebob/DRG memes.

distant ember
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yesyesyesyesyesyes

ivory pulsar
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The Sandyโ€™s rocket episode probably has some good potential templates

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Also mr. krabs would be mission control

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Which leaves, squidward or plankton for the gunner

distant ember
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I can see squidward being the gunner

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All you have to do is tell him to think each bug is spongebob

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Then heโ€™ll be grumpy but always super competent

blazing timber
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I could see it. I'll play around with the images and see what fits.

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And, in fairness, doesn't everyone wish the Scout was a bug sometimes?

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In that they're tempted to shoot them, of course. ๐Ÿ˜†

north pond
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Not at all they just keep "scouting" in front of my muzzle

fierce raft
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Deep Rock Galactic: except it's Glyphids mining Dwarves

remote yew
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Dig Dwarf Planetary

rocky talon
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High Bug Planetary

distant ember
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Sky Water Local

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Sky Water Local sounds like a leaf lover company, lol.

safe ore
#

Sounds like watered down beer

urban kettle
#

Shallow Stone International

ornate breach
dreamy isle
#

Light stone interplanetary

craggy nest
#

Low Sediment Incorporation

dreamy isle
#

Monsters inc

distant ember
#

Monsters inc

dreamy isle
#

Itโ€™d absolutely be monsters inc

#

No question

ivory pulsar
#

Yeah imagine being a Glyphid doing day to day things

#

Huddling on walls

#

Carrying ores to the hoarders

#

Raising loot bugs till they eat enough to become dreadnought eggs

#

And then a giant drill crashes through the ceiling of living chamber #467 and shines light everywhere

#

And a couple of hairy mammal things with metal spitters run out and blast all your friends

placid kraken
#

glyphid 1: weirdest thing about these creatures is they have eyes
glyphid 2: like the ones on the walls
glyphid 1: yeah
glyphid 2: woah

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glyphid 1: what happened to him
glyphid 2: we really dont know
steeve: steeve

drifting token
#

Fuck em, glyphids donโ€™t have feelings until they become Steeve

#

But you can teach them fear minigun

blissful veldt
#

laughs in neurotoxin payload fear ac build
Peace was never an option

novel fulcrum
#

What if neurotoxin nade is actually causing a glyphid holocaust.

placid kraken
#

every glyphid:

glyphid with a weird back: hey whats with the vibes on this strange pink rock

brisk elbow
#

I forgot, is the "jadiz problem" too much jadiz or too little?

dry trout
#

too little

ivory pulsar
#

and too much maganite

distant ember
#

little as croppa

#

i see that mineral once every 5 missions

safe brook
#

Why can we not pet bet-c

distant ember
#

croppa hold of me stones, brotha

sand vessel
#

Because on hoxxies 4, bet-c pet you

molten whale
#

ow

craggy nest
#

Jadiz is so rare

#

I mean we can always sell the magnite for it but thatโ€™s really not cost effective

distant ember
#

Jadiz? Hard to find?

#

Where the shite are you mining?

#

I have so much of the fecking green shite I use is as bath scrub. Surprisingly good abrasive scrub to get all the grime off ye.

fair rampart
#

Jadiz used to be rare before the last update

#

Now it's everywhere

#

Bugs in the trees, man

#

We need drop-pod door gunners

dry trout
#

Dwarves when the walls start screaming:

fair rampart
#

If they run, they're a Glyphid. If they don't run, they're a well disciplined Glyphid

distant ember
#

If they stand still and the driller drills it, it's a Steeve

#

arses

oak basin
#

If she breathes, she's a THHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

fair rampart
#

Steeves are just the south Vietnamese

distant ember
#

I love Thai food

#

delicious swarmer soup

#

sssip

#

Ah that is cough

#

Oh feck cough

fair rampart
#

The dwarven coofer

dry trout
#

i have no idea why, but to me coofer sounds like an offense to someone

distant ember
#

Leafvirus

fair rampart
#

It's a combination of the coomer meme and the cornora virus coughing

dry trout
#

Cornvirus

distant ember
#

I'd post the coofer vid but it's kinda racist

fair rampart
#

Yeah probably wouldn't fit well here

distant ember
#

and I'm sure we can't post that kinda stuff

trail sentinel
#

Definitely not

dry trout
#

you know, i was joking but apperently its real...

trail sentinel
#

Thank you for not doing so

distant ember
#

๐Ÿ’‹

dry trout
#

oi

fair rampart
#

Anyway, back to dwarfing

dry trout
distant ember
#

Kiss yer mates good night, no elf

fair rampart
#

"The level 25 Driller"
Is constantly drilling
Never uses anything but the drills
"OOOOHHHHH I'M DRILLING"
Will always drill straight to the drop pod, even before it's called
All the glyphids fear him and his mighty drills
Is constantly overheating
Has never once seen the sky

ivory pulsar
#

IM DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING

round hound
#

and i love blow up the world

brisk elbow
safe ore
#

Splitting up is the surefire way to die

#

LEAVE NO DWARF BEHIND

brisk elbow
#

(Cave leech hissing)

molten whale
#

laughs in heightened senses

fierce raft
#

He took heightened senses

#

no, we're laughing at you

dusky bough
#

lets split up gang

ivory pulsar
#

We need to make some traps

molten whale
novel fulcrum
#

@molten whale Is that your big fungus?

remote yew
#

The finest miners the galaxy has to offer...

fair rampart
#

BOLOCAP HERE

brisk elbow
#

Mushroom!

digital pelican
#

Mushroom!

fiery mesa
sand vessel
#

i have just realized something.

Ficsit and Deep Rock are competing mining companies in the universe, DRG uses dwarves on specific missions to gain minerals for the market and keep costs down by making the dwarves kitted out with new experimental tech, while Ficsit uses largely prison labor and launches the workers onto planets to strip them, but keep costs low by only sending information to the workers if they do a good job.

enjoy my head canon lol

#

i came up with this because DRG and Satisfactory have the same publisher

fair dock
#

I love this idea. Reminds me of Black Meaa vs Aperture Science

sand vessel
#

^_^

#

weirdly dystopian too

marsh river
#

What's fixit?

sand vessel
#

its a company in "Satisfactory"

dusky bough
#

i honestly not heard of this name until now

#

so is their prison labour just

#

mix race or

trail sentinel
sand vessel
#

Basically in satisfactory, you build a factory on a rimworld planet to mine resources. The company that sends you is "Ficsit" and based on the complete disregard they have for their workers i figure its prisoners that are slated for death anyway, and they seem to be human, they wear boiler suits though

When you are damaged the screen flashes "damage to ficsit property detected"

#

But lets move this to non drg

eager pecan
wanton fog
weary vector
placid kraken
#

argh fuck i fell for it

gilded pecan
hoary shore
wanton fog
#

If you drink leaf lovers

#

I will get my pet snake to hug you

hoary shore
#

Nah red rock all the way

long pier
#

I'm more of a dark morkite dwarf myself

marsh river
#

๐Ÿคฎ

placid kraken
#

ok but the first pic has ๐Ÿ‘Œ

loud nebula
#

Is it me
Or does scout have 3 chins?

placid kraken
#

they all have 3 chins

#

every dwarf has at least 3

marsh river
#

It's beer reserve

#

Dwarves are not tall enough for beer belly

#

Especially in those tight combat drill armor

#

Only thing sticking out between armor and helmet is beard, chin

placid kraken
#

its not a beer belly, its a beer body

marsh river
#

So they have their reserve there

#

Also triple chin means more surface for beard to grow

novel fulcrum
#

Promising

quasi lynx
#

my comrades locked me into the cargo area

cursive vine
#

taped to the ceiling

placid kraken
#

nice to see that the mule got a roommate

torn swan
pastel prawn
distant ember
#

a real dwarf wouldve buried em in beer mugs

#

smh

pastel prawn
#

oh don't worry

#

that comes after the barrels

distant ember
#

bro...

distant ember
#

This has been posted before...

swift flame
#

I have one of these hold on

round hound
#

i wonder if in deep rock galactic elf does exist in lore

#

what memes can we do against them.plently

hoary turtle
#

they do exist

#

in the pre-mission banter, one of the possible lines is "Are we elves, or dwarves?"

ivory musk
#

bloody leaf-lover

marble solar
#

Who the hell did you think they meant by "Pointy eared leaf lover?" yikes

calm wave
#

So as an experiment I drank a Blackout Stout just before launching a mission via the drop pod.
I didn't go down but I think I was max drunk effect for the whole mission. I was playing Gunner so thankfully aiming with the mini-gun wasn't hard.
But still.

marble solar
#

8 Player Lobbies when?

calm wave
#

It was both painful and funny

#

So to those who have wondered what it's like to enter a mission fully drunk grab a blackout stout, a team who can carry you and drink it fully in the drop pod before the loading screen pops up.

dark prawn
fierce matrix
brazen vine
#

I always made sure to do it in a group of 4 so I could get the achievement at 85 and than let everyone else get it.

dry trout
#

aww i actually liked that one

eager pecan
sudden shuttle
#

I recognize that sound!

#

there's a boolo in his eyes too

ornate breach
#

I can only hear "shake the bathroom?".

thorny solstice
brisk elbow
#

Scout: "I hate this damn planet! I don't wanna die! I'm afraid!"
Driller: "I gotta take a-"

distant ember
#

At least the driller can dig a hole to bury it

rocky prairie
#

I bet those knife-eared, tree-hugging, leaf-loving elves stole it

round hound
#

stealling your money to revive and buy tree

inner solstice
brisk elbow
#

I wish I can use impact axes at glow trees to destroy them so I can silrntly insult elves

distant ember
#

"Mah boi, we've been smekeldorfed!"

swift flame
#

You did what on his door?

distant ember
#

Who, me?

swift flame
#

Yes you
Nice beard by the way

inner solstice
#

Thx

distant ember
#

I just [redacted] on it, that's all.

brisk elbow
swift flame
#

Damn leaf loving profanity filters

distant ember
#

Is that actually what DRG used to be?

#

IT IS

#

WOAH

swift flame
#

The sacred texts!

distant ember
#

somebody posted old concept art a while back, originally it looked more dark fantasy

#

with a bit of dieselpunk

#

That would have been cool

#

Dwarfs with engines strapped to their back

#

Killing lovecraftian beasts

swift flame
#

The differences are mind boggling

distant ember
#

While I most likely would have played it if it had stayed like this, I am glad they changed to voxel instead of blocks

#

It makes it waaaaaay more unique

#

yeah it looked pretty much like Quake with dwarfs, not a bad idea imo

#

maybe for a future title nice

marsh river
#

Wow interesting. Both settings are really neat

#

What's up with the disgusting beardless scout

urban kettle
#

I think it's a lady dwarf

marsh river
#

I'm glad for the space setting

north pond
#

same

rocky talon
#

AND i THINK THAT'S THE GUNNER

#

capslock oof

north pond
#

ya, the one with the full face mask is the driller

marsh river
#

I want that rectangle mustache though

#

Mhhh while those concepts look amazing, I think space dwarves are the more interesting settinh

#

Or at least not unique

distant ember
#

The driller reminds me of the black knight from monty python

marsh river
#

I'm always amazed how the lore makes up do much of a game for a player, but in all behind the scenes seems to be an afterthought after the gameplay

distant ember
#

That would have been a nutty game if they went through with lovecraftian/diesalpunk

urban kettle
#

I would not be opposed to some of this armor being added back in

#

It looks badass

distant ember
#

it DOES

urban kettle
#

I'm honestly glad for the space theme and the alien enemies. Dwarves fighting goblins is overdone.

unreal fjord
#

Is Project Dwarka a thing? I only saw a teaser trailer

urban kettle
#

@unreal fjord this is Project Dwarka

distant ember
#

Yeah Project Dwarka is a thing

urban kettle
#

it's now called Deep Rock Galactic

distant ember
#

It is an awesome game

#

I suggest you play it

unreal fjord
#

Oh, well

distant ember
#

Y'know what would be REALLY neat

unreal fjord
#

Was just making sure I wasn't missing out on another dwarf game.

#

I'll be playing Deep Rock tonight, no worries

urban kettle
#

Tomorrow is the big deep rock day for me.

#

New dives, baby

unreal fjord
#

New dives?

distant ember
#

They could introduce the dark fantasy / diesel punk back in by you being able to take on a mission where your pod can't come back and you have to survive and get a signal off

urban kettle
#

Deep Dives reset Thursdays

unreal fjord
#

I still can't beat the elite one this week >.>

#

I've never beat one sadly

distant ember
#

the old setting could work as a prequel

#

perhaps with Karl as the main guy

#

yeah

urban kettle
#

I only do elite dives for the blank cores nowadays. If I can beat it, bonus. If not, no worries. I passed the first stage and got a blank. That's all that matters.

distant ember
#

EDDs are hilarious

#

But I uh

#

Don't think there's enough memery in this channel right now

#

give us MEMES

urban kettle
#

boolo BOOLO CAP HERE

distant ember
#

I FOUND A BOOLO CAP

rocky talon
distant ember
#

FOUND S O M E T H I N G

distant ember
#

DIRTY AI

#

ITS MY BOOLO CAP

torn raft
#

ADEPTUS MECHANICUS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

distant ember
#

Huh

#

I found a new insult

#

GO SUCK A LEAF (or tree)

torn raft
#

tasty salad

wanton fog
#

Salad

#

Yum

urban kettle
distant ember
#

xD

#

BOO

#

LOO

#

CAP

#

HERE

brisk elbow
#

I FOUND A BOLOO CAP!

urban kettle
torn raft
#

WOOLOO CAP HERE

wanton fog
#

Hold up

#

I can perfect that

distant ember
#

Who hath awoken me

wanton fog
distant ember
#

[redacted]

round hound
#

mmh supicious pokemon smiles

#

take @distant ember and throw him to molly

distant ember
#

Whu- no- wait... AAUG

torn raft
#

oof

wanton fog
#

Then serve him up with the Omelettes in the mess hall

distant ember
#

[muffled boolo cursing]

brisk elbow
#

mushroom!

round hound
#

mushroom!

distant ember
#

What if the boolo caps were the only sentient life on Hoxxes

dry trout
#

ok what the fuck did i come back to

distant ember
#

BOOLO CAP HERE

brisk elbow
#

Boolo cap here

pseudo vine
#

Goblins spawn from boloo caps

#

They're a hive mind

round hound
#

goblin what ?

torn raft
#

goblet

distant ember
#

goblin boolos

wanton fog
#

Goblinss

brisk elbow
#

G'noblins

pseudo vine
#

Gobloons

distant ember
#

Gob-L-EAF LOVERS

rocky talon
#

borles

distant ember
#

You have officially made me slack off for 2 hours now

brisk elbow
#

Kick barrels for boolo caps

distant ember
#

I've been on the same chem test for 2h:8m now

torn raft
#

Barrels are filled with booloo caps

#

but management make the barrels indestructable so that we may never get to the booloo goodness inside

brisk elbow
torn raft
#

BOOLOO CAP HERE

dry trout
#

in harmonic unison BOOLOO CAP HERE

rocky prairie
#

I was hearing a really loud noise that wasn't moving so I went to check it out

#

lots and lots of trains

brisk elbow
distant ember
#

Glorious

#

need

round hound
#

about goblin look in non drg chat

distant ember
#

nice boolo
niceโ— boolo
nice๐Ÿ‘‰ boolo
nice๐Ÿ‘‰ boolo
nice๐Ÿ‘‰ boolo
nice๐Ÿ‘‰ boolo

fluid jasper
#

I have the perfect pic for this conversation

#

THE BOOLO GOD

digital pelican
#

lurking ๐Ÿ‘‰boolo

round hound
#

scout grapplinghook โ›ฐ๏ธ boolo

#

that how i do when i saw boolo stick in a rock abow me while i play scout

distant ember
#

WHY MUST EVERYONE POKE ME

#

AAAH

round hound
#

you are resource to collect

distant ember
#

Nuuu

#

I donโ€™t want to be collected

#

Let me live my life in peace

wanton fog
#

You taste good with omelettes tho

#

And dwarfs get hungry

distant ember
#

Well, when my spores grow in your stomachs and you burst open with more boolo caps youโ€™ll think twice about collecting me.

urban kettle
#

@wanton fog oh god no not that comic

#

I'm having flashbacks

wanton fog
#

What

#

Wait

#

Donโ€™t tell me

urban kettle
#

"When you see boolo cap cluster"

wanton fog
#

I donโ€™t wanna know

#

Oh

#

That

#

Yeah

#

Uh

#

I found it off another meme so I recycled it

urban kettle
#

it's not a family friendly comic

wanton fog
#

I think most can tell that

distant ember
#

I think we should burn it with fire

wanton fog
#

Agreed

urban kettle
distant ember
#

I mean, I have my homemade LRMs

wanton fog
#

And we cook the boolo caps over the flames

distant ember
#

All I need is a- NOOO

wanton fog
#

Your spores cannot survivor fires

#

Grammar

#

Who cares

distant ember
#

Nonononono

wanton fog
#

Mmmm~ roasted boolo caps

distant ember
#

Why must you be so MEAN

wanton fog
#

Iโ€™m hungry buddy dwarfs gotta eat

distant ember
#

Then go eat the glyphids you killed!

wanton fog
#

Who do you think I am

distant ember
#

A hungry dwarf

urban kettle
wanton fog
#

Thank You

#

I will eat it up

distant ember
#

ACK

wanton fog
#

For you

distant ember
#

That makes it official

#

Iโ€™m forever going to be Boolo

#

Thank you.

wanton fog
#

Np

urban kettle
#

someone gave me my nickname ironically

#

I've used it ever since

wanton fog
#

I play tf2

#

So I put my name as pan

urban kettle
#

When they do the pickaxe update, I hope a frying pan is an option as a skin

#

drill em and grill em

wanton fog
#

Yes

#

I would do a deep dive pan only

wanton fog
#

Bonk

distant ember
#

I should record DRG but change the sound of the pickaxe to the pan in post edit

fervent kiln
#

only when smashing glyphids tho

wanton fog
#

Heavy death sound when bulk dies

distant ember
#

No, the pickaxe noise the entire time

wanton fog
distant ember
#

I said something in #non-drg-chat that applies to you as well, now.

wanton fog
#

Uh

#

I feel scared

molten whale
wanton fog
#

Idk why I made this

dry trout
#

its such a chaotic energy

#

i have said Chaotic more than 3 times today

brisk elbow
#

As a driller, this is how I feel 90% of hte time.

wanton fog
#

I agree

brisk elbow
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wanton fog
#

Uh

distant ember
#

lol

fair rampart
#

Actually you know what

#

Might be a bit too racey here

distant ember
#

yeah

fair rampart
#

Just gunna delete that

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

Fuck yeah, I can kill

#

IN GOLD!

wanton fog
#

Yes

#

lurking Iโ€™m so proud of you

distant ember
#

Cringe

brisk elbow
#

What's the most common main, anyway?

distant ember
#

Engineer sentry

wanton fog
#

I think itโ€™s scout

#

People play scout because of his mobility

north pond
#

driller

brisk elbow
#

Kill

wanton fog
#

Sorry removed the watermark like a chad

brisk elbow
#

Was it an Ifunny watermark?

wanton fog
#

No

#

I made it

#

It was from the website

#

Cropped

#

:)

brisk elbow
#

Crops are only acceptable if it's a website logo.

wanton fog
#

Also I wouldnโ€™t dare touch ifunny

sand vessel
#

barrels barrels barrels barrels > scout gunner engineer driller

brisk elbow
#

I want to bring a barrel with me on a mission

sand vessel
#

The true successors to the team
barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels barrels

brisk elbow
round hound
#

if onlywe can have this back

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

I want Barrel armour back

sand vessel
#

I kinda want a really jank set of scrap armor

wanton fog
#

I want a cold set

brisk elbow
#

Scrap armor? Like a sorta salvager set?

frank lodge
#

needs newspaper pickaxes

wanton fog
#

Puffy jackets

brisk elbow
#

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/cxx1kr/left_on_the_hoxxes/

sand vessel
#

Darkest rock galactic

brisk elbow
#

(credits to https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/c7c7ss/the_bug_should_fear_the_dwarf/)

frank lodge
sand vessel
#

When you clip through the ground, just pet it, you now have mission steeve

frank lodge
#

it stares back.... and scares em

brisk elbow
#

The back of this gun looks like me trying to eat spaghetti

sand vessel
#

SLURP

wanton fog
#

Spaghetti

sand vessel
#

Thank you ghostship for making the dumbest community ever ^~^

wanton fog
#

Can I touch your beard? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

sand vessel
#

Buy a dwarf a round first! My karl! The audacity

wanton fog
#

Very well

#

Leaf lovers for you

sand vessel
#

Cheapskate

round hound
#

i like orisa welcome here

sand vessel
#

^~^

brisk elbow
#

Alright gentlemen. Your mission is simple. Find out if that was that the bite of '87.

wanton fog
#

Who said I was having leaf lovers

distant ember
#

fnaf mlg

wanton fog
#

MLG Teletubbies

round hound
#

can you believe mission control send our dwarfs in fnaf world

wanton fog
#

Unbelievable.

distant ember
#

DRG VS FNAF

#

Who would win

brisk elbow
#

DRG, obviously.

distant ember
#

Prove it.

brisk elbow
#

Do you really wanna judge how strong 4 badass space dwarves is against a bunch of childrens characters

distant ember
#

These animatronics do have a way of coming back time after time

#

I've got my bets on DRG but FNAF would be a bit of a challenge

hollow fern
distant ember
#

They'd be pretty invulnerable to flame, and they'd move really, really, fast.

wanton fog
distant ember
#

xD

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Only real gamers will get my meme ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

#

Because Iโ€™m a gamer

#

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

regal arrow
fair rampart
#

@brisk elbow ASMR: Mission control mugs you in an ally to feed his morkite addiction

brisk elbow
#

What else do you think they've been putting in the dark morkite drinks?

#

I like to think Mission Control Guy gets mad at us dancing and kicking barrels because he just wants to come down and drink n' party, too.

wanton fog
#

We would let him

#

Why canโ€™t he come down and party

brisk elbow
#

He's a human and he'd bonk his head on the ceiling.

wanton fog
#

Is he?

brisk elbow
#

What kind of dwarf doesn't have a beard?

wanton fog
#

You have a fair point

brisk elbow
#

Guess we could give him that drink that shrinks you.

wanton fog
#

We have one that teleports us

#

So how hard can it be

brisk elbow
#

Hell yeah

wanton fog
#

Iโ€™m dying drop me a resupply!

brisk elbow
#

(Drops supply)

wanton fog
#

This was prior reddit gold

brisk elbow
#

Thanks for the rock n' stone, kind brother!

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

oh no

fading void
thorny solstice
dry trout
#

GOING INTO THE BOOK

fiery mesa
#

Damn elves trying to kill the discord again.

timber seal
#

Somebody take that driller "kill" meme and instead of that horridly shoved in pickaxe, make it a beer from the abyss bar

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or someone with skill should draw it

fair rampart
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Remember, if you get someone on your team who doesn't return your rock and stones, he's an elf

hazy urchin
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hey @fair rampart.. is this how you feel when they don't respond?

fair rampart
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Exactly

brisk elbow
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Imagine being the voice-actor for that.

blazing timber
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That man is a legend in his own right.

uncut otter
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Add pipes.

distant ember
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Oh ffs

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Check channel description m8

waxen tendon
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Are heigh-hoโ€™s allowed thoigh?

split dune
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yes

hot peak
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I don't even know if that sent at all. Shared a beer with my boyfriend across platforms

marble solar
rotund lotus
marsh river
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So if Robert is art director and there is no art, what does he direct?