I have rarelly seen a driller tk with C4
#drg-memes-no-talk
velvet dune
you havent seen my driller
ornate breach
Explosives out! Ready to blow!
pliant sundial
tbh the scout asked for it
distant ember
Full damage spec C4 is a force to be reckoned with
velvet dune
especially when placed on the drop pod ramp
molten zinc
i'm still wondering that
distant ember
Is it me or images are not loading?
ancient grotto
Let me be the Bucket Scout
harsh grotto
dry trout
this is wholesome as h*ck
harsh grotto
Thanks
static oasis
thank goodness I watched it fully before sharing that with my super christian internet grandma 
I got scolded for saying "shit"
¯_(ツ)_/¯
fair rampart
Life has many caves, dwarf boys
serene orchid
Thief!
opal galleon
When you find a cave full of lootbugs to pet
sturdy inlet
dude wtf
urban kettle
no no, he's got a point
distant ember
oh yeah, everythings coming together
slim geyser
Then the driller comes in with a c4 like “and his name is John cena!”
dry trout
not a drg meme
vernal plover
fits when I see scouts with no star and no falling damage reduction
just falling to their death
quasi yacht
fun fact: driller knows french but refuses to speak in french
novel fulcrum
@distant ember Hey, where did you get a screnshot of my average teammates? That's illegal.
Fast Fact: driller kills other dorfs with C4, be he shouldn't
fading falcon
Fun fact: Driller is actually a hitman disguised as a dwarf hired by management to kill leaflovers
brisk elbow
I feel the same way as a Driller.
remote yew
if barrel armor still existed at least 20% of people would be wearing it at all times
maybe even more
unreal fjord
I cannot believe they removed barrel armor
signal wind
distant ember
thats like saying we have to buy more DLC on smash ultimate cuz sakurai giving too many FE chars
remote yew
it was a joke you leaf lover 
distant ember
Leaf lover is more appropriate
gleaming prism
@distant ember yea
dry trout
what the beard did you just say to me
remote yew
ill have you know
molten cedar
I graduated :)
distant ember
Lmaoooo
ornate breach
Get the heavy flamer, brother.
cosmic sigil
Bro I just found out Karl is dead I'm straight up not having a good time
distant ember
press f if you do the stanky leg 😔
distant ember
F
karmic nimbus
Some believe Karl is gone, but I say that's a Leaf Lover lie. No bug on Hoxxes IV is big enough or bad enough to take him on and win. Karl is still down there, out of ammo, flares, and friends; fighting the Glyphid menace. One day we will find his cave and bring the hero home for a round at the Abyss Bar. Don't lose hope friends, keep digging, FOR KARL!!
gleaming lodge
it's true, he could be surviving out of glyphid meat and probably some hand-crafted ale
distant ember
obsidian root
Finding and getting escorted home by Karl is the true Endgame
Yes, because you don't escort Karl. He escorts you. 
hidden sail
His name is..... karl and he will live on as such FOR KARL
sturdy inlet
All that we know if Karl comes from voices lines and the main guesses for his identity is on the wiki
loud nebula
Karl doesn't drink beer anymore
He drinks glyphid blood
distant ember
Karl has developed the OP Iron Will, so now he is in an eternal fight with bugs
obsidian root
Karl is the finest of us all!
fierce cobalt
Breaking News: man too angry to die
distant ember
compact man too angry to die
dwarves are stupid OP
lemme get that center of mass half a tea spoon above the ground
distant ember
Does anyone else wanna try some glyphid slammers IRL?
sturdy inlet
Mix every strong drink you can think of with every energy drink that you can think of and boom, you got yourself a slammah
silk dove
And an er visit
waxen tendon
Add some extra sugar around the rim
sturdy inlet
only red sugar, normal, beet or cane sugar will taste horrible
vernal plover
red sugar = sugar dunked in vine and allowed to crystalize
hard enough for the use of pickaxe or dwarven teeth
brisk elbow
signal shard
sturdy inlet
ya should put that in artwork if you drew it
sturdy inlet
aww
signal shard
sturdy inlet
Ye olde minigun
distant ember
I don't think even I remember that
hasty verge
sturdy inlet
Downtown taco bells
karmic nimbus
Dang. Ghost Ship Games be up in my diary reading about my love life.
distant ember
@brisk elbow they are trying to summoning their death mother.
brisk elbow
uh oh
brisk elbow
Jarate*
plain wolf
Grunts: MON DIEU!
distant ember
Gamer Dwarf Bloodbath Water
pastel prawn
sturdy inlet
Degenerates
untold tulip
urine in a mug?
placid kraken
i now have deep concerns for Lloyd after that brief comment
regal condor
urine in a mug - Leaf Lover's Special 
distant ember
timber seal
dry trout
urban kettle
Where we droppin, bois?
Hm
Just now noticed
Hoxxes - 04B
The "B" indicates that Hoxxes is a moon.
2nd moon of 4th planet of the Hoxxes system.
moon's haunted
distant ember
so like
did deeprock straight planet crack the place
to pull material into space
distant ember
wut
urban kettle
Dwarves are more careful
dry trout
Glyphids got so fucking pissed by the elves that they broke the planet to get them off
urban kettle
Elven miners just don't give a shit about the integrity of the caves.
dry trout
ive heard them being called careful before
distant ember
like when though
distant ember
you could say they are meticulous when crafting certain things
careful i dunno though
seems like a stretch
dry trout
Beer making
distant ember
yeah because grabbing a bunch of random shit growing in the caves
fermenting it
and then drinking it
very careful
urban kettle
It's my personal headcannon that deep rock has a rival corporation run by elves
dry trout
you gotta ferment it just right, or ruin the entire thing
urban kettle
Both are mining corporations vying for control of the outer rim.
The elves got to hoxxes first, cracked the planet with nukes, and sent elven miners down to collect the goods.
The elves promptly got eaten, and the elven mining corporation gave up on the planet.
distant ember
then the real miners moved in
urban kettle
In comes Deep Rock, who are FAR more competent.
It's due to the elven nukes that Hoxxes' wildlife is so pissed off.
dry trout
damn elves
red fable
those leaf lovers only care about their precious "trees" and "the beauty of nature!"
yeh well lets see what happens when nature starts giving em a close look at their insides
distant ember
by the way we should get to ferment bits of bugs as well
red fable
wot do you think mactera brew is made from?
red fable
slurps on booze with a glyphid leg sticking out of it
dry trout
Give em the Gene seed injection!
red fable
Leaf lovers are good for one thing
urban kettle
I think it would be cool if we could make custom amulets out of gold, gems, or... biological trophies.
red fable
their hair makes a perfect campfire thanks to all the hairspray they use
dry trout
i never would have assumed elves of using hairspray, but they totally would if they had it in Fantasy
distant ember
yes
urban kettle
"Boris, what in Karl's name is on your neck?"
"Well, do you know what an ovipositor is?"
dry trout
OH DEAR LORD
urban kettle
remote yew
huge poofy glorious eyebrows
urban kettle
If your eyebrows aren't thick enough to hide an entire cuban cigar in each, then what is the point?
-Gunner, probably
red fable
pulls a beer out of my eyebrows eyup, strokes eyebrows these babies can store an entire shotgun in em
fair dock
cursed
golden spade
each or together?
cosmic sigil
I'm an engineer, and that means I solve problems. Not like what is life and stuff like that, but practical problems, like how much beer can I fit in my eyebrows
urban kettle
"Management would like to remind employees to refrain from storing your firearms in your facial hair. We have had several cases of accidental discharge and are out of funding for PTSD treatment for nearby employees who have just witnessed a Scout's head spontaneously explode."
cosmic sigil
If that beer ain't enough, then add more eyebrow
scarlet elbow
Umm
cosmic sigil
C4 charged eyebrows
scarlet elbow
The hammer yeeted me into the wall
fair dock
esc -> respawn
scarlet elbow
lmao
urban kettle
For the amount of objects that have physics in this game, I have noticed a SHOCKINGLY low amount of physics-related glitches.
Ghost Ship's optimization team deserves several awards.
cosmic sigil
I wish there was setting for private games that would allow you to increase physics-related glitches
scarlet elbow
Does the game delete all of the maps that it downloads, after you're done on that map ? Or does it slowly clog up your PC forever
urban kettle
@scarlet elbow in the same way that No Man's Sky stores planet data
It's procedural.
scarlet elbow
So ?
urban kettle
The game file size doesn't change
remote yew
im pretty sure no man's sky stores its worlds on an off disc server. dont quote me on that
also im pretty sure the game deletes maps once they are played and the deepdive missions are saved in the game as pre-packaged maps
celest radish
pause the pennywise dance at the right time and youve got an invisable bumper car
cosmic sigil
You shall race Merasmus's amusement
urban kettle
That is cursed.
celest radish
Merasmus owes $12,000 to the Japanese Mafia!
brisk terrace
molly got really confused during the deep dive today https://i.imgur.com/yrrnarP.jpg
dry bolt
ours did the same.
wicked bronze
You...you feeling alright there Molly?
celest radish
"Alright, who gave a slammer to the mule?"
brisk elbow
Imagine the noise.
late cargo
I remember when I was really new to the game, before deep dives, and the mission I was doing really was a pain for me back then, and Molly did the exact same thing
I think there was a single tear
Running down my cheek
pliant siren
@late cargo you should wipe your ass then
distant ember
I forgot how retarded /biz/ is
plain wolf
Is that one of them chan boards?
'Cause I mean, going on a chan board, don't know what else you were expecting.
distant ember
I remember when I thought Bulks were like some mini boss
They showed up during a dreadnought fight
open mason
Always a spicy combo
Though if you can kill the bulk near the dread it can do some good damage to it I hear
late cargo
Thank you Emporor @pliant siren, I forgot
plain wolf
iq
chan board
Pick one.
plain wolf
They pretended to be idiots for so long that they eventually found themselves surrounded by idiots who believed they were in good company.
scarlet elbow
I got the Neon skin !
distant ember
Gratz
open mason
Wow I didn't realise how much I wanted that until just now
ornate breach
Lol, that is so much better than my version.
distant ember
What did you break
ornate breach
lunar path
That would be cool!
brazen vine
When the driller blows himself up with his c4
red fable
i prefer it when driller blows up a leaf lover with C4
ya know somethin? neva thought id say this, but i actually miss the big green brutes. Orcs mighta been raiding arseholes, but atleast they made good drinking buddies
sturdy inlet
It's a link to a post in the discord, don't worry it's safe
Anything that has "http://discordapp.com/" is perfectly safe, as that's discord's official tag
distant ember
Oh thanks
I've been really paranoid lately
And I got a mini heart attack when I clicked that link and was redirected to login
And was like
stray trout
"Management has ordered me to administer a "Vibe Check". This shall be swift."
split grotto
molten zinc
i'm pretty sure that was intended :D
scarlet elbow
What if the 
are broken Airline black boxes, from missing planes, that fell through time and space to the dwarf multiverse.
urban kettle
That would explain why they smell like tarmac
scarlet elbow
Ikr
brisk elbow
Nah, they're probably a rubix cube that had all the color-sticker things peeled off.
scarlet elbow
Maybe if we dig deeper into Hoxxes, we'll discover a two-way time/gravity well into a world between time and space, and find Karl! Then rescue him from eternal transition!
That's where the boxes are from
brisk elbow
Karl doesn't need rescue
scarlet elbow
Karl rescues you
brisk elbow
I still question the cube making those weird purple spikey things.
remote yew
i just saw a scout with a wooden mining helmet
i just think that is a little counter intuitive
fair rampart
That was clearly an elf
distant ember
You fools
the wood if from the heartwood of a now-dead Elven city
It is a symbol of mockery
ornate breach
@distant ember my bad, I didn't know that it would have you do login stuff. Normally it just goes straight to the message in the Discord server.
cloud cloud
supplies are on the way
molten zinc
images you can hear
karmic nimbus
The cubes are signs left by Karl to help locate him. Not to rescue him, but to get him some quality Dwarven booze
distant ember
Or da meems
fierce matrix
Yeah
Must suck being stuck down in the caves, with the only way to get some sort of buzz being chewing on barley buds
remote yew
he can probably brew on his own given enough time
just get some barley bulbs and make a barrel, put the bulb juice in the barrel with some alien yeast and leave it for a while. Just put these spots all across the local area and after some time there will usually be a drinkable few barrels available every so often
gleaming lodge
Karl is probably drinking deeptora honey mead
distant ember
karl's on the deepest dive of them all dawi
brisk elbow
Karl committed that one disorder that makes your gut brew it's own booze, so he's his own booze factory.
ornate breach
That is not a disorder, that is what we consider perfect genetics that is nothing less than a miracle.
placid stone
Deep dives are really only done to find karl, not for the benefit
brisk elbow
They say if you bring a barrel to the core of Hoxxes, you'll hear words of wisdom from Karl.
remote yew
100% peak dwarven performance
wintry agate
brisk elbow
Better be a ghost mission
robust iris
I am literally on that exact same mission doing my last promotion mission for my engie
what the fuck
urban kettle
Promotion missions line up
Sometimes when you host a promotion mission, you get 3 other people who join and are going for the same promotion. I once did all four missions with the same 3 other people.
There's an unspoken bond that forms between people who share missions like that. We're all working for the same goal. It's great.
remote yew
I play with randos and only really have lag issues and the occasional bad apple every 10th mission
also solo was unplayable for me for a while due to glitches but that is beyond the point
odd needle
its a bit off topic but in a new dnd session im playing sully the warforged barbarian AND HE WAS RAISED BY DWARVES AND USES HIS RUNES AS TATOOS
robust iris
I try to only do multiplayer when I have access to a close router connection or a direct wired connection
remote yew
tatoo runes doesnt seem that extraordinary
@robust iris I do agree that the lag can be quite bad especially when you have poor internet or a poor computer
west timber
Oh
burnt oracle
Do we ping them?
robust iris
Apparently not
robust iris
Thanks mods ;)
robust iris
Deep Rock owns Hoxxes IV
so...
I don't think so.
I mean think about it, would they really be able to even compete with the greatest dwarf mining company in the entire galaxy?
brisk elbow
If Deep Rock owns Hoxxes IV, then why can't we explore the rest of it
robust iris
Because you're not paid by the hour, now get to work!
They don't pay us to go around prancing across Hoxxes like a buncha leaf lovers
brisk elbow
Suuuure, we look like Leaf Lovers exploring unnecessary areas, but if we stumble upon massive fortunes and stuff, we're suddenly legendary?
hollow pivot
robust iris
If you can find the very core of Hoxxes where Karl resides, drinking beer homebrewed from the blood of glyphids and mactera and manage to take from him the legendary barrel armor he keeps as a treasured possession, then yes.
verbal sierra
when you see they greenbeard in you're group standing in place shooting a bulk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyA0ipBBBDk
fierce matrix
I remember yelling repeatedly at a newbie player fresh out of the tutorial mission to get the heck away from the bulk, cause it had like 5% health left
They didn't
They learned something that day
robust iris
Hahahaha
solemn badger
What's the problem with shooting a bulk
late cargo
The problem is shooting it and not moving
solemn badger
True dwarf isn't a knife-ear running away
distant ember
Dwarves don't die, they're just MIA
late cargo
That's usually because it's hard to find any remains
distant ember
Why do you think Salvage missions don't have their bones or gear laying around outside of minis?
I'm sure Glyphids eat their fleshy bits, but some beard or something has to be left behind
late cargo
They went to the great brewery in the sky
Oh yeah, I'd wager a good amount of glyphids have choked to death on a dwarve's beard
brisk elbow
Imagine if there was a salvage mission to salvage the failures of a salvage mission.
distant ember
'It's gotta succeed eventually, right?'
fierce matrix
lol
It's literally just been the same bulk
It killed the original mining team, it killed the salvage team while they tried to uplink, and now it's just camping cuz free food keeps showing up here
signal shard
Salvage mission but we go to ruined outposts and other mining ops from rival corporations that attempted to mine Hoxxes before DRG
distant ember
Implying drg wasn't the first company to own it
fierce matrix
Nobody else is stupid smart and courageous enough to keep going at it
signal shard
The creatures of Hoxxes only grow more hostile and dangerous under the unending radiation from Creus and the biomatter and microorganisms left by other mining corporations
distant ember
Oh fuck
I should read the wiki more
I wonder whether there will be new planets in like 2-3 years
rotund lotus
moon update
distant ember
Eh?
marble solar
Episode 1: Knee Deep in the Dark
Episode 2: The Shores of Hoxxes
Episode 3: Magma Core
novel fulcrum
Is that DOOM II reference?
timid raven
How yall look when you shave your beard and hair
distant ember
Upside down seal wants his pic back
why have nobody told me that the gunner is crap
lyric turtle
Excuse me
distant ember
like, the stock gunner
lyric turtle
Stock gunner is best
lyric turtle
Not really
distant ember
literally everyone else does everything better than him
maybe not the stock scout
but driller and engie are far beter
lyric turtle
Nobody is going to out dps him
distant ember
the fucking driller's flamethrower deals more damage than the minigun
YOU NEED 3 SHOTS TO KILL A SWARMER WITH A MINIGUN
lyric turtle
Thats cause it has low single shot but high dps
lyric turtle
Flamethrower is a 50-50
distant ember
Ft also has aoe
lyric turtle
Damage Per Second
distant ember
yes, damage per second is garbage
So no need to actually aim
on gunner
it's important to kill stuff fast in DRG
and gunner ain't doin that well
lyric turtle
Gunner is shit - Has the best support tool in the game
distant ember
well, cuz it's broken atm
lyric turtle
Do you run 3000 ammo? or +2 damage?
distant ember
+2 dmg
distant ember
I am saying compared to other classes he is like so team dependent it feels like
lack of burst damage makes him get overwhelmed to shit
lyric turtle
Max damage bulldog = burst
He relies on his pickaxe and secondary a lot more than other classes
Because of the wind up
Also #drg-chat
distant ember
still wack for lethal where you constantly have to move or you die
marble solar
Team dependancy? In MY co-op game?
marble solar
Just get the Lead Storm ovenclock and use bottlenecks.
Hold down m1 to win.
trail sentinel
less chatter more memes
placid kraken
no one:
that one glyphid menace that just digs around not even shooting:
open mason
Wow that shouldn't have made me laugh but it did
timid raven
And then at the end of a mission it goes berserk
oak moat
placid kraken
everybody gangsta till the Glyphid Brood Nexus start levitating
timid raven
I just imagine a bunch of mactera grabbers throwing it on top of a dwarf
marble solar
Gunner: "I'll kill anything with more legs than two!"
The M.U.L.E:
thorn lake
Bosco: 
distant ember
@marble solar if only the mule wasn't immune to literally everything
marble solar
It's worth noting the Gunner sometimes asks while the drop pod is arriving: "Has anyone seen my pig?"
I think something terrible happened
distant ember
Oof
if you’re not being facetious I am pretty sure its always been “pick”
and also gunner is a chad
placid kraken
i heard the scout once say "i should have left my nose at home" after killing a praetorian. this means that scout has a removable nose
distant ember
Gunner is giga chad
Also
Cringe
whoever thinks the gunner can’t kill anything has never tried to kill hard targets as driller
placid kraken
gunner is chad slayer
distant ember
driller gets overwhelmed because all of his weapons are crap at immediately killing anything heavier than a grunt or swarmer
if he can keep them at arms length he’a fine when supported
placid kraken
if c4 is good at team wiping then its good at enemy murdering
distant ember
all gunner needs is decent accuracy upgrades and he can laser anything within medium range in its weakpoint
That's with what gun
placid kraken
zipline gun
distant ember
the minigun
autocannon is unremarkable against hard targets and only shines with carpet bomber
bulldog’s upgrades make it viable as a mini sniper rifle or a close range handcannon
Neat
distant ember
AC is good with Big Bertha OC because with a few more upgrades each bullet has the ability to kill a glyphid grunt
flare gun should honestly nail glyphids to the walls
With AP rounds it can tear the armor off a praet pretty easily
gaunt sundial
Where are the memes
placid stone
gaunt sundial
Glad i could make it home then
distant ember
placid stone
marble solar
'driller gets overwhelmed because all of his weapons are crap at immediately killing anything heavier than a grunt or swarmer'
We found the cryo cannon main
And yeah, it did always sound to me like he was saying pig
No pet pig at home. Ruin the headcanon why don't you
rocky talon
when you drink 5 blackout stouts and the effects start hitting you all at once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU
distant ember
I use the crisper you goober
and the crisper unless poured on targets is not very good for killing them directly
the most efficient strategy is a puff puff and let the afterburn take care of them, but tough targets won’t burn easily and are frequently mixed in with weaker ones
cryo cannon mains have an IQ as low as the cryo cannon’s temperature
dry trout
Less talk, more memes
distant ember
u first babe
distant ember
I have been made an amature and an utter fool
my jimmies have been ruthlessly shattered
I must admit defeat, victory is yours
idle sparrow
distant ember
plug your ethernet cable into the second port
gaunt sundial
Nice mgs reference 👍
distant ember
TEAM YOU HAVE TO TURN OFF THE GAME CONSOLE NOW
timid raven
marble solar
When you get Pots 'o Gold at the bar and a Gold Rush mission:
hardy saddle
celest rampart
First discovered lods of emone from Harold Lott in kf1
I love that song
pastel quartz
How to murderize glyphids with cryo cannon:
- Ice Storm overclock
- That's it
distant ember
- change to literally any crisper build
placid kraken
any other scout: just use the GK2 with the mercy rounds overclock that you already have.
me:
proceeds to miss the next 3 un focused shots
marble solar
Hoverclock is just too much fun NOT to use
distant ember
the shotgun jumper overclock is far more dangerous to me then it is helpful but rocketing through the caves is too much fun to pass up
placid kraken
i aint got that one yet but it sounds great
distant ember
the best part is its a clean overclock and having double trigger allows you to go incredible hihg speed
slow fern
Who needs a scout when you can granade jump as engie
marble solar
Have you tried it in low gravity yet
placid kraken
it actually just makes hoxxes knock back instead of you flying
timid raven
Dwarf: Stands on Barrel
Barrel:
brisk elbow
Deep rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment
celest radish
We fight and mine in the most dangerous planet in the Galaxy, I think whatever happens down there can't be all deep rocks fault.
craggy nest
OSHA? What's that?
dry trout
they COULD render the planet cracked, but that would just be a giant violation of Space OSHA
celest radish
regulations are for elves
placid kraken
i aint heard a single insult about gnomes yet though
they're like smaller dwarves that hang around in gardens or something
real leaf lovers if you ask me
distant ember
gnomes are specifically in the agriculture industry
placid kraken
as elves are i assume
distant ember
but they are industrious all the same, unlike elves
placid kraken
ah
distant ember
the dainty elf cannot risk chipping a nail from harvesting trees so instead they just hug them
placid kraken
so are orcs like raiding industry? mercenaries? barbers?
dry trout
Orc Barber, now thats a close shave
placid kraken
now that i think about it, goblins are more likely to be barbers
distant ember
haircut with a halbred
timid raven
the process is like an execution but they stop just before they hit any fleshy bits
placid kraken
theres so many damn races but most of them do different things between WoW and DnD
dry trout
But two thing defines us Dwarves, and thats our love of our beards, and digging too deep
hollow verge
never too deep
plain wolf
Love beards. 'ate elves.
distant ember
lov me ale
loud nebula
never forget about Durin's fate
he got slain by Balrog
why?
cuz the dwarfes digged too deep
dry trout
that is extremely cursed
timid raven
distant ember
left crystal
Why do baby dwarves look like opossums
placid kraken
can i get an english to dwarf language translator
brisk elbow
Razer blades = rise up lights. It's Australian, good luck
distant ember
even the seasons are upside down in australia
placid kraken
so i found out theres like 3 translators one for dnd, unofficial and whatever lord of the craft is
i suppose the dnd one will suffice
tho pointy eared vil lover
nevermind its garbage
harsh wraith
dawrf beby is funky
brisk elbow
Speaking of Dnd, remember this valuable thing:
https://i.redd.it/5hxbfkv37hx31.jpg
So remember, elves: bad. Humans: Really fucking bad
distant ember
lub deep rock miner co-
plain wolf
An' they 'ate me so tha's fair, I reckon.
vast mesa
Yoda and his weird clone, Dr. Nefarioda-Miner
brisk elbow
Something feels really wrong about this
short lantern
Those are gobbos
plain wolf
Man, no wonder dwarves are so obsessed about beards.
They are REALLY hard to look at when shaven.
placid kraken
a dwarf without a beard is just a fat gnome
brisk elbow
Even gnomes have beards n' stuff. I think.
brisk elbow
Gnomes are basically just knock-off dwarves
plain wolf
Ah, good ol' Gnome Chomsky.
brisk elbow
Fuck that gnome.
plain wolf
I remember beating many a zombie to death with him in L4D2.
placid kraken
the one race i dont quite understand are draenei/tiefling
vast mesa
Good times
placid kraken
like they're purple and weird and summon demons or some shit
plain wolf
The one race I don't understand are humans.
brisk elbow
Ok, tieflings are basically just humans who went too far with demons.
placid kraken
and draenei are like uncorrupted demons
plain wolf
There are giants, wizards, necromancers, dragons, demons, elves, dwarves, and orcs, how the FUCK has humanity survived? :V
harsh wraith
"Oi! 'id somebody say teef?"
placid kraken
brisk elbow
Wait, wizards and necromancers are their own races?
vast mesa
Explains a lot
placid kraken
bruh they classes
plain wolf
They're not race-specific.
Besides, a wizard is a lot of firepower to give to a race of overly-anxious apes. :v
brisk elbow
Then I'm sure a wizard or necromancer human can survive the apocalypse of fuckery going on.
I cast fireball/Eldritch blast.
plain wolf
Replace "necromancer" with "lich" then, IDGAF.
placid kraken
hol up imma see if dwarves can be wizards
or magic users
or warlocks
or rogues
plain wolf
Dwarves have their own magic IIRC.
placid kraken
or druid
plain wolf
Mostly relating to craftsmanship.
distant ember
runic shit and the magic powder in their boomsticks
plain wolf
Empowering their weapons and armor.
Why cast fireball when I can cast Mace-to-the-head?
placid kraken
a dwarf cannot be a druid unless they're in dnd
harsh wraith
Dwarf-uid?
placid kraken
and elves are the only races to be able to be demon hunters
plain wolf
Being undergound most of their lives would interfere with the whole "one with the trees" thing druids have going on.
Well they are with THAT attitude, @placid kraken !
placid kraken
bro theres like 5 different elves this shit is confusing
plain wolf
Elves are split because even elves 'ate elves.
brisk elbow
Yea' mate.
placid kraken
night elf, void elf, blood elf, nightborne elves
ffs
dont yall eat salad and hug trees or something
just have one
and orcs can be mages
what
harsh wraith
We should have some wierdboys in DRG, that interfere with the wildlife
plain wolf
A rival mining company of goblins would be entertaining.
placid kraken
and every race including gnome can be a warrior
clever latch
I can imagine something like a wierdboy for drg
placid kraken
a swarm being interrupted by goblins would be p sick
plain wolf
Also called "DRG" for "Dirty Rotten Goblins LLC".
clever latch
A completely nut humanoid thing that either changes the enemies or the mutators into others in the middle of a mission
placid kraken
theres 10 goblins per invasion, some have armour but after all are killed a small drop pod comes down with a goblin mech inside like a mini boss
and they t bag if they kill a dwarf
and they have their own green mule made out of scrap
clever latch
Could be fun
deft cave
vast pasture
DID SOMEONE SAY GNOMES!?
distant ember
hoh
vast pasture
sturdy inlet
opaque stirrup
I - when they called me into the game https://coub.com/view/12vsz5
vernal plover
Dwarf Pineapple 🤔
distant ember
celest radish
Lads I got me pickaxe stuck in me beard, all intertwined and such.
distant ember
I would recommend some form of beard detangle, but the last time I did that I found alot more than a stuck pickaxe
Bones, gold, Swarmers, a few barrels, a gnome, etc.
plain wolf
Rotate the pick counter-clockwise until it releases itself.
Trust me, works every time.
brisk elbow
Just bash your beard against the rocks like a manly dwarf would.
elfin plover
Let the power of the pickaxe flow through your beard and into your forehead, then headbutt the rocks.
Maybe invest in a helmet tho
quaint tinsel
novel fulcrum
distant ember
actually
has anyone tried not to kill bulks at all?
and use them as a free hoard clear?
you just zoom past them with a grapple and they go boom
bulk detonator is a scout's best friend
wanton willow
marble solar
We had two bulk detonators at once last night. Unfortunately for them it was Critical Weakness
Scout had the best day of his life
placid kraken
fuck i need photoshop
marble solar
He is in fact inviting the Fat Boy engie to shoot first
distant ember
Seems like overkill
marble solar
You spelled fun wrong
distant ember
Overkill
placid kraken
sounds like someone who hasnt nuked a single swarmer before
timid raven
Sounds like someone who doesn't have the OC
distant ember
I think I am just not gonna kill bulk detonators from now on
free AOE support for scout
vernal plover
Hello There
sacred zephyr
It's not overkill, there is no such thing as over kill
vast mesa
Only ROCK and STONE
sacred zephyr
FOR KARL
young berry
@placid kraken i mean there are ways of acquiring photoshop
edgy barn
There is no overkill, just "For Rock and Stone" and "Reloading"!
marble solar
Overkarl
cosmic sigil
Don't forget zap
placid kraken
drg: finding error cubes now give karl lore
everyone: nice
also drg: but its all just karl drinking and passing out
also everyone: R O C K A N D S T O N E
vast mesa
Ye
The beers are the most important aspect of DRG lore
Karl is without any doubt part of said aspect
distant ember
some ask what made karl so legendary; skullcrusher ale is partially to blame
and also; “That thing ate bullets like Karl drank beers...”
sturdy inlet
less talk more memes
distant ember
I wish you can actually take beer in all those barrels the mk5 gunner suit has
placid kraken
we have sandwich pouches, yet a dwarf has never been seen eating one
i mean a sandwich, not the pouch itself
haughty quartz
I don't know about you, but I eat the pouches.
vast mesa
Forget sandwich time, I always have pouch time!
white goblet
"When we get back, it's pouch time!"
placid kraken
"The last dwarf in the pod eats the first pouch!"
distant ember
im ready for a pouch when this is over
placid kraken
"Ugh... Unkarr's sandwich, this pouch is heavy!"
distant ember
Who the fuck is unkarr
trail sentinel
language
fierce cobalt
i don't mean to get political but who is unkarr and why are his balls so heavy
quasi yacht
unkarr is Karl's bröther
sturdy inlet
less orcs more dwarf
static oasis
maybe Unkarr is a professional bowler
trail sentinel
keep it to a minimum
distant ember
cosmic sigil
Engineer: Can you light up the cave so I can place platforms?
Scout:
distant ember
Scout: can you create platforms so I can get resources?
Engineer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/669224916490518538/image0.jpg
static oasis
distant ember
scout please I beg of you shoot your flaregun during this swarm I can’t shoot what I can’t see
whats a flare gun
hexed jackal
I mean to be fair you could also press F
distant ember
lights up 0.5 meters of the area around you
marble solar
"Alright, alright have a platform... Wait, who mined these already??"
robust iris
Driller is the everyclass.
distant ember
hey im just gonna mine this gold and EXPLOSIVES PLACED
robust iris
Top 10 moments before disaster
static oasis
I didn't get it...
timid raven
He begged "No more", but the leech ignored his plea
compact ice
-law n order-
novel fulcrum
@static oasis You don't know what's "Between Two Ferns"? 😄
sturdy inlet
static oasis
no, I live under a rock with a hamster for a modem and a potato as computer
static oasis
no, is under a yerba mate plant
fierce cobalt
Bro you just posted cringe
You are going lose Nitra
distant ember
fair warning: any cringe posted will be deducted from your pay at the end of the month
fierce cobalt
I advise that you delete that cringe before Management asks me to flush the Launch Bay with radon gas
distant ember
I hope you boys are as good at mining as you are at posting cringe
cosmic sigil
Doesn't the channel description say "no diggy diggy hole"?
sturdy inlet
it does, this is a offence worthy of a boot
static oasis
a boot full of beer!!
cosmic sigil
Number 15: Foot Fungus Beer. The last thing you'd want in your beer is somebody else's foot fungus, but it turns out that may be exactly what you get
sturdy inlet
undank
cosmic sigil
I know, I'm a master
sturdy inlet
less talk more memes
distant ember
you cant make me you’re not my memelord
robust iris
People getting angry about not enough memes and too much talking
What are you, my Management?
fair rampart
Attention miners, management has reported too much talking in the designated "meme channel", and is ordering you to all cease immediately
sturdy inlet
cease your criminal activities
robust iris
management is buzzkill
time to go ||dig a hole in||to hoxxes and meme with the glyphids, at least THEY can appreciate fun!
marble solar
robust iris
I smell bacon
hexed jackal
pssssshhhhhh
deft cave
distant ember
I don't get it
robust iris
what the fuck why is that so blurry
distant ember
Stolen, stolen and stolen again?
wraith burrow
Imagine getting the original picture so blurry that you blurred the gunner and text to just to blend better.
robust iris
lmao
timber seal
THE
distant ember
how in the fuck did you manage that without intentionally blurring it
did you save it as a jpg, print it, then fax it to yourself, then scan it at 100 dpi
🤔
robust iris
probably saved as jpg, opened paint.net and did the unfocus blur effect
image already is jpg from the looks of it
I drank a blackout right before going on a mission and i fucking regret it because i can hardly steady my mouse or movement
distant ember
tfw can't tell if its 8 glyphids or 64
robust iris
its a pain in the ass because i dont know if my dwarf will pass out or if the effects will actually run out soon
its hard mode
distant ember
you have to let the effects spin down on their own
if you're that drunk its unlikely it will fully pass before you're done with the mission
distant ember
nuking stuff in photoshop is fun
robust iris
shnoz
brisk elbow
How long ago was this dude's face revealed, anyway?
robust iris
lmao
compact ice
Who is that?
sturdy inlet
@topaz chasm Hey, the post above nsfw
topaz chasm
thanks
sturdy inlet
ty!
brazen vine
surprise to no one he's playing alone.
robust iris
who is it
sturdy inlet
still doesnt beat the guy who was asking for lvl 100 and up players while he was in a haz1
robust iris
lmao
open mason
Some people just have control issues and stuff, it's weird. Some guy joined me yesterday and literally immediately started trying to give commands to the other players to be careful and do this and that and whatever and I'm just like dude...chill. It's haz 4, people need to calm down
I can understand if you're playing like haz 5 with a dangerous modifier or something, or like the EDD, but yeesh
compact ice
His requirements would make more sense for haz 5 missions yea, but on haz 4, thats stupid
distant ember
Rock and stone brothers🏴
vast pasture
Duded kicked me for not using the classic
brazen vine
Those people remind me of middle school teachers with control issues.
distant ember
Same
vernal abyss
Or sergeants that just got their stripes
daring bloom
when gunner throws a cluster grenade
glossy ivy
ivory pulsar
for the flare gun memes
it seems like on higher hazard levels with better players they don't need as much light
so spam lighting entire caverns is done a lot less
dense biozone is the worst if you don't have a scout that uses flares
hallow mantle
Yeah I've found I only need to use flares for bigger rooms or while fighting
ivory pulsar
and the paradox is that bigger chambers are worse for flares unless you have something in the middle to stick the flare too
else you light up one wall and that is it
hallow mantle
I usually ping a few on the roof and it does the job
But yeah I hate giant voids for a room
marble solar
Dense Biozone is a curse for Scouts. One flare will barely brighten a fifth of the top floor of the ginormous caves you get
distant ember
Same goes for Magma imo
robust iris
Dense Biozone sucks when it comes to complex caves because that always results in huge open pits with little footing
Magma too to an extent
distant ember
Because of the dark color of terrain
hallow mantle
Magma is worse I find, at least bio has the stuff in the middle
vernal abyss
I don’t have to worry about catching fire in bio though
robust iris
I kinda wish the cryo gun had some way of affecting the magma terrain
would be neat but probably would be a huge mess of code
hallow mantle
I want the same but flamethrower for snow
vernal abyss
Forget drilling, just melt your way through ice level
robust iris
Flame already does that
its slow as fuck but it melts the ice and snow
you're better off using the pick to try and get through it
vernal abyss
It does? I haven’t tried it. Doesn’t help that the class with the flamer already has drills
robust iris
Yeah lmao
Actually I guess considering flame already affects terrain it wouldn't be that different (Possibly, I'm no coder, I am a cyber security guy) for cryo to affect terrain too
maybe it already does
distant ember
I mean, firethrower already melts snow and ice in Glacial. Don't see why can't work the other way around
robust iris
won't know until we try
dry trout
they also melt the plascrete platforms
robust iris
I'll keep that in mind
robust iris
I gotta respect my engies
vernal abyss
I prefer my zip lines
It’s how I win the black-box and transmission events. I set a zip over the item nd just toggle directions to hover over the ground out of reach of swarmers and grunts
There are so many that otherwise I can’t see anything through the bodies
robust iris
that's actually pretty smart
only thing that could get at you is acid and webspitters
vernal abyss
It’s not invincible though
robust iris
or menaces
vernal abyss
Anything bigger too
Praetorians and explorers
Exploder
Not immortal by a long shot
robust iris
Fair
marble solar
Or not being able to put up an appropriate zipline, but that's a rarity
vernal abyss
That happens. Sometimes it’s in a tunnel
If your not careful or put it directly over he item they can climb the fuel cells and nibble your toes
robust iris
Zips are a godsend for point extractions
when you can't just tell bosco to go fetch the aquarqs for you it becomes a pain
vernal abyss
I refuse to do those without my gunner
hallow mantle
Yeah gunner never feels as appreciated as on PE
hallow mantle
I started Scout and it hurts playing anything else afterwards
robust iris
That's me with Driller
I recently started leveling and promoting other classes to see if I wanted to main two
but I really only settled on engie.
Can't get with scout and gunner lacks drilling that I want
hallow mantle
I've promoted every class and Engie is my least used
vernal abyss
Scouts rifle is wonderful imo
hallow mantle
It's great for picking off the special bugs
ebon mortar
Dwarves talking actual drg in the memes chat, Management would be disappointed
hallow mantle
Deepcore is a bit better for hordes
dry trout
MORE MEMES
hallow mantle
Memes and Stone
ebon mortar
I'd drop memes but making them on your phone is wack.
ebon mortar
Adding a beard to meme is a must
marble solar
ebon mortar
Extra points for cool hat
valid python
I see not enough memes here
timid raven
vernal abyss
Are you not capable of firing from tha zip line
swift horizon
Gunner pew pew man
distant ember
willow plaza
15 naked dwarfs in the showers at hoxxes-04B
distant ember
Imagine all the hair stuck on the drains
willow plaza
Oh god
remote yew
dwarven engineering has gotten past those problems and has since before the space age, now they must face new problems like tiny glyphids taking shop in the filters or acid clogging up the water filters
vernal abyss
The system is automated to clear the hair and launch it out of the system. Large hair balls just getting ejected into space
Then you run into them while mining
Hairballs the size of the drop pod
vernal abyss
In space, nobody can hear you vomit hairballs
distant ember
loud nebula
In space, nobody can hear you curse the management
remote yew
dont worry, management finds a way
loud nebula
Except management is the big brother watching and listening
static oasis
<cursed picture of Jeff Goldblum and Sam Niel, with poorly photoshopped DRG faces>
light ocean
brisk elbow
Welcome to the abyss It's more cozy and welcoming than the crappy cabin Management gives you.
brisk elbow
What's worse, Leaf Lovers, or no beer?
timber niche
Making more beer is less of an issue than getting rid of leaf lovers...
brisk elbow
Is drinking the Leaf Lovers a display of dominance, or is it super shameful 'cause you're making something made by them?
distant ember
I only drink it because they order it and I can't remove it without drinking it. I'd rather just order as many slammers as possible before I go down then be revived instead of just drinking a LL
brisk elbow
There is a fire-hoop.
distant ember
I've tried it
timber niche
last time somebody ordered leaf lovers in my lobby I shamed them into drinking all 4 by themselves
distant ember
The buzz remains even after death
timber niche
then ordered blackout LIKE A REAL DWARF
distant ember
Wonderful.
I've got the flintlock/wormhole combo so I can now traverse through space
brisk elbow
I drink my supporter slammers until I drop.
distant ember
Same.
brisk elbow
(I make sure to die in the hoop before I pass out, so I die and then drop the second I get outta the bay.)
hollow verge
for the leaf lover problems, i managed to get rid of it by changing class
timber niche
drink a blackout as the drop pod drops. Welcome to the secret hard mode
hollow verge
never drink a leaf lover
brisk elbow
drink Flintlock to become a scout.
distant ember
haz5 + blackout = insanity
brisk elbow
Add Shield Disruption.
distant ember
and low o2
timid raven
In magma Core
hollow verge
ˡᵉᵗʰᵃˡ ᵉⁿᵉᵐᶦᵉˢ ᵗᵒᵒ
brisk elbow
We need a mean mission that just dumps all hazards and anomalies into one match in a mega multi-biome.
brisk elbow
Do that for me.
distant ember
Will do
Doing that map on haz5 would provide a challenge even greater than EDDs @brisk elbow
It'd be absolutely nutty
brisk elbow
Just mash every mission type in, too.
timid raven
Anyone who tries that is gonna have a mental breakdown 5 minutes into the mission
distant ember
I'd do it, it would be the ultimate test of dwarven strength
brisk elbow
Mine morkite and aquarks while hunting for eggs being protected by the dreadnaughts, alongside retrieving the failed last attempt's stuff.
distant ember
And black box
brisk elbow
Hell yeah.
distant ember
So a PE that's literally everything else as well? Good god.
You might need more than 4 dwarves
timid raven
also try doing that while piss drunk
distant ember
"Indie, why does the floor move?" has never been more true
brisk elbow
Not just drunk, but suffering the effects of every beer at once. Drunk, finding extra morkite, finding extra gold, with extra health, extra pick damage, a stronger pickaxe, with less fall damage. IN ADDITION- While freezing, suffering shadow hallucinations, blacking out, dancing uncontrollably, on fire, sneezing explosions, spewing out both ends, being both tiny and giant, with low-grav, with some teleporting in there/
distant ember
Holy hecking hazards batman, this is getting out of hand!
brisk elbow
Also give you every single Perk/No perks, too.
timid raven
This sounds like 7 year old me mixing every soda to create an eldrich abomination
brisk elbow
To make it worse, every match must also be streamed on Mixer, so Mixer-viewers can make it worse/better.
distant ember
I think just the anomalies/hazards would do, but that would be hilarious
WHO DARE SPEAKITH OF MIXER?
brisk elbow
timid raven
also every message in chat is text to speech so you can have a mental breakdown
distant ember
If you complete this mission your name should go on some sort of list
brisk elbow
Probably the FBI's watchlist.
distant ember
I meant a list that I'm not on
timid raven
"He's too dangerous to be kept alive!"
brisk elbow
You get put on a list named "Karl's friends."
timid raven
You get to meet karl when you die
robust iris
the fuck is that list of effects
brisk elbow
A good cocktail
We need some hackers or something to make the mish-mash mission a real thing.
robust iris
Why not have it be a suggestion for the late development cycle.
When most of the other stuff is done, it's a new mode. Similar to deep dives
It's a marathon mission, several objectives with every one having a sub objective that's optional
floral eagle
mission control player to spawn bugs to kill his employees because funny
robust iris
Spectator mode but it's more involved
timber niche
I'm not usually one to nit pick the rules but this isn't really DRG meme
topaz chasm
🗞️ less chatter, more DRG memes
hexed turtle
what if we turn everything in DRG into memes?
loud nebula
anyone who chatters too much, is a pointy leaflover
plain wolf
DRG: Less chatter, more splatter!
placid kraken
here, have a repost
karmic nimbus
distant ember
fuckin kek
im dying
its so low effort but such high payoff
truly the pacing of this meme was masterful
grave torrent
40K dwarf surrounded by rich minerals areas; DRG in rich mineral planet
40K dwarf was extincted by tyranids; DRG dwarfs fighting bugs
40K dwarf has lower level scientists; DRG R&D is questionable
both use loads of dakkas
DRG in 40K proved
marble solar
Elves everybody hates: Also check