non-drg-chat

[celest reef]

mah fuckin panca-

[white ruin]

🔥 🚀 🔥

[narrow sail]

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

[tawny arch]

S7

[narrow sail]

Scorpion 7.

aka the ones in Unturned lore responsible for the outbreak.

Why the fuck are you here in California.

[lilac kiln]

code s7 at checkout

[loud mountain]

seven?

like

deadlock seven?

[upper cradle]

Warden should just rip the fuck off that tv satellite from Seven's head lowkey

He pisses me off

[loud mountain]

Why would warden do that

[upper cradle]

Didnt he work at the same prison where they kept seven or am I just making shit up

I swear I heard something like this

[rigid niche]

When i think about it hippos are subnautica leviathan in real life. Submerged on bottom of water since too heavy to swim, its mouth is enough to shallow an adult person or chomp them to split in two.

[tender imp]

indeed they are

[rigid niche]

No wonder even crocodiles are afraid of hippos

[tender imp]

also their jaw structure is quite interesting

[rigid niche]

Their mouth feels like an cranes shovel but biological.

Like an dozer

[tender imp]

if you were to look at it you wouldn't think this was a herbivore

[rigid niche]

Giraffes skeleton were also super weird

I sometimes forget how large giraffes are. Media make them sound like just an tall zebra but no its like having those long neck dinosaurs in real life

[tender imp]

fun fact they got the same amount of vertebrae as we do if i remember correctly

[tender imp]

want to see an interesting creature?

[rigid niche]

Sure

[tender imp]

this is an aardwolf

[silent herald]

(This comment imples long neck dinosaur never was real thing)

[tender imp]

a relative of the hyena

[rigid niche]

I meant having dinos in presenr day, my bad xD

[tender imp]

they are nocturnal live in burrows and eat ants if i remember

they also have their own subfamily due to their uniqueness

they're pretty small

i think

here's a pup

[narrow sail]

What the fuck-

South Africa reference???

In an Unturned map???

[rigid niche]

People will see this and say "Awww its cute" then get paralyzed by their claws. Predators should not be this cute xD

[tender imp]

a shrew

[rigid niche]

Yeah

[tender imp]

they're quite adorable

but they look mischievieous

[rigid niche]

I am seing images of crabs with fur-like extension of hair

[tender imp]

deep sea crab

[rigid niche]

Is it why its pale?

[tender imp]

they use those fur things to get nutrients from black smokers

[tender imp]

yeti crab live in the deep

[rigid niche]

Didn't knew this one count as an yeti crab.

I remember yeti crab differently

[tender imp]

hmmm

could be that i misremember

normally they have longer arms

[rigid niche]

Oh... nono you are right

Its subspecie of it

It seems

[urban wharf]

Cant belive even the crabs got fursonas now

[urban wharf]

Why does he have long arms

What is there to grab down there
Shiny rocks?

[tender imp]

lives in the deep

gets nutrients from blacksmokers

[tender imp]

so stay far away from it

for they are hot

well they have a symbiotic relationship with bacteria to get nutrients

[urban wharf]

Pre cooked crab
Very usefull

[tender imp]

nah they avoid it

[rigid niche]

Here is an wyrm constructor worker. This one is so large that requires 3 different cards xD

[urban wharf]

Thats just a mining machine

[tender imp]

Hes long

[lilac kiln]

manul incoming..

[tender imp]

wyrm or long dragon

[rigid niche]

In yugioh wrym is not what really they despicted as

[tender imp]

Kobold miners

[rigid niche]

In yugioh it uses tribe of an monster based on its family instead of who really they are. For example an farmer would be an plant monster not an warrior or spellcaster since related to plants

[rigid niche]

Wrym exists so not all cards end up dragons

[tender imp]

i see

[rigid niche]

Wyrm in yugioh is associated with more spiritual or extradimensional form instead of being an "Wyrm"

For example this card is an human but associated with wryms

[boreal marlin]

Ain't like all dragons can morph into others, humans for example?

[tender imp]

interesting

[tender imp]

depends on the lore

example dnd dragons can

not all tho

only gem and metallic

the chromatic can not

[rigid niche]

Most of the wyrms are extra dimensional beings.

In yugioh that is

[boreal marlin]

I remember in Baldur's Gate 2 dragon tasked me to stole eggs from drow. I did that and she showed me way outta underdark.
She turned human, cuz way out was too narrow I guess

Silver dragon, or something

[tender imp]

ah silver dragons?

my favorite

want some lore?

[boreal marlin]

Ye, Adalon was chill, disguised me as drow to infiltrate their town

[boreal marlin]

sure

[tender imp]

this is how they look

they belong to the metallic dragons and they like humanoids

they are among the kindest dragons

they believe everyone should be free as long as they don't encroach on someone elses freedom

they often turn into humanoids to enter their villages and have fun in normal ways

they hoard things with sentimental value

or friends or smth

due to their long lives

they often befriend several generations of people

[celest reef]

Horde of friends

[tender imp]

yes

and if they trust you enough

[urban wharf]

Why would you lie to us

[tender imp]

they may even ask you to take care of their hoard while they are away

they breath ice

[boreal marlin]

In that scenario she tried to make peace between drow and surface elves, kind, but idk, drows kinda act unwise most of the time

[tender imp]

and can stun you with a different gaseous breath attack

[tender imp]

yeah

their god tried to overthrow the other elven gods

so they threw her into the abyss (where demons come from the plane is chaotic evil)

(there are also devils which are lawful evil and they come from the nine hells)

and then their queen lolth became corrupted

and turned into a massive spider

they still follower her

and do evil demonic occult rituals

and the drows have the belief of woman being superiour

superior

[boreal marlin]

damn seeing drider for the first time
never gonna side with drow again, spiders, scary

[tender imp]

and they like spiders, silk and poison

[tender imp]

wanna know how driders come to be?

[boreal marlin]

I guess male drow didn't boiled mushroom tea to acceptable temperature and got into trouble, but the process, shoot

[vernal raptor]

mythical pull at a coffee shop today

[tender imp]

wrong

[celest reef]

being a male drow is ass

[tender imp]

they come to be when a drow shows signs of being useful

then lolth tests them

and if they fail

[celest reef]

you can just be killed for no reason sometime

[tender imp]

they become a drider

[tender imp]

yep

shit happens

[tender imp]

BUT

the drow have only one good goddess

every other drow god is evil

the good goddess i have forgotten how she is called

but she is the goddess of dance and the moon to the drow

and if i remember correctly also the hunt

(we're talking forgotten realms lore here)

drows are master weavers, poison makers and spider tamers

[boreal marlin]

probably that's the point, outnumbered by evils
I guess good drows can be counted on one arm

That dude from Salvatore books, Drizzt

[tender imp]

their weapons and armor are often times enchanted by the underdark (where they live)

[tender imp]

not quite

there are less yes

but not that few

the underdark has magic permeating it

this magic is a field of sorts

by harnessing it the drow strenghen their weapons and armor

if the weapons or armor are put into the sun though

then the magic fades after an hour

[inner grove]

I have been pinged.
You know what that means.

Spoilered due to animal violence.
||By animals to cardboard.||

[rotund path]

Do you guys know about Barcelona's evil twin?

[tender imp]

very grumpy cat

[tender imp]

no?

what is it?

[wise void]

kittyyyyyy
is that a manul

[rotund path]

BADALONA!

[tender imp]

ba dum tss

[tender imp]

hey ya

how's it going

[inner grove]

The body is round

[tender imp]

very grumpy cats

[urban wharf]

The body is round

[wise void]

going alright i think maybe possibly

[tender imp]

good

[tender imp]

got more dragons lad?

i wish to COLLECT

[urban wharf]

Hoard of dragon images

[tender imp]

i know that one

very good

that dragon in the tea cup you send

[drifting wren]

meow

[tender imp]

either the cup is very big

[tender imp]

or the dragon very small

[tender imp]

greet

[rotund path]

small dragons can be fun too

[tender imp]

agreed

especially if they fit in my hand

unfortunatly for you

i collect them all

[tender imp]

they're like cat

they just appear

and never leave

so bronze which one of thse drakes would you keep

personally the blue orange one

[rotund path]

Probably the baguette eaters, as they also like digging for gnomes, so they'd keep the garden clean of pests! 😄

[tender imp]

the gnomes ain't gonna be happy about that

but the kobold for sure will

or perhaps the soupwyr,

wyrm

maybe i'll take him

[tender imp]

very good

gimme more

[tender imp]

nice cat

[rotund path]

I love this Kobold artificer with a spell scroll powered magic gun! I can imagine old document scanner noises coming from it! 😄

[tender imp]

very cool

the kobold seems to be very happy

[rotund path]

Kobold artificers often are. One irony of their hated for gnomes is they share a love of tinkering. Probably one reason for the hatred is gnomes get to do their tinkering unimpeded while kobolds usually have to work with junk as most human cities won't let them in.

[tender imp]

makes sense

then there's also the fact their god was defeated by a gnomish god

[rotund path]

In forgotten realms, yes. that's not the case in every D&D world

[tender imp]

yes

ebberon for example

i like ebberon :)

i recently made a changeling character named quo

[rotund path]

Part of me likes to imagine a bunch of Kobold artificers working away to the Scrapheap challenge theme! 😄

[tender imp]

or Qvo

[tender imp]

or the song underground

[rotund path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=finj-4Tow5g They'd definitely do well on that show! 😄

[tender imp]

yes most definetly

the home depot theme would fit to them aswell

[tender imp]

https://youtu.be/ycPDM8OVqLI?list=RDycPDM8OVqLI

[rotund path]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YA0ScIN8vbY

[tender imp]

pretty fun

may i get some more wyrms and dragons?

you know what's fun

the kobold warrior in pathfinder is a minus one creature

[rotund path]

The Dragon cyborg I made in Spore

[tender imp]

very fun

would be cool if it slowly turned you into a bulette

[tender imp]

"once i understood the weakness of the flesh... it disgusted me"

[rotund path]

I suspect that's what the cursed variant is in fact doing.

[tender imp]

good point

[tender imp]

very awesome cyborg dragon

very good

[tender imp]

very fun

[rotund path]

Kobolds sometimes get like this in the presence of dragons 😄

[jolly marsh]

Dinosaur

[tender imp]

most definetly

[proper rampart]

oh hey, Captain editor

[placid path]

Is this supposed to be spoilered or anything ?

I don't understand

[rotund path]

The fact Kobold cavalry (Kavalry?) canonically ride on Dire weasles amuses me!

[tender imp]

adorable

[barren steppe]

damn no gifs

sadge

[barren steppe]

yoink

[tender imp]

indeed

very good

[barren steppe]

also is he loyal to viltrum?

[rotund path]

😄

[tender imp]

indeed

perfect counter

[tender imp]

indeed

[tender imp]

reminds me of a joke i once read

how a dnd party would look irl and the end was

"and then one of them flirts with the door and it somehow works"

[rotund path]

Seen the one where the barbarian accidentally picks up a mimic disguised as an ale mug and intimidates it so well it just stays as a mug the entire evening and lets the barbarian drink out of it to avoid getting killed? LOL

[tender imp]

i think yes

ever seen chaotic good barbarian?

quite fun

[rotund path]

made a concept of a pacifist barbarian once. Not so much that he won't fight if ushed but he really really doesn't WANT to. He went off as a merc with an alexander the great type who died thousands of miles away and the barbarian is trying to go home, but forgot the way

(to be fair, he just followed the army around he wasn't navigating)

[tender imp]

unfortunate

[tender imp]

here have this image

[jolly marsh]

@dim dew

[rotund path]

They're an ancestral guardian barbarian and their spirits are actually the spirits of his tribe that died on campaign with him. He doesn't want to fight because he;s trying to get them home so the tribal witch doctor can make them shut up and leave him alone! He's a pacifist because he doesn't want to get into fights in case he gets killed and ends up stuck with these guys for eternity! 😄

[tender imp]

that's one hell of an idea

very fun

reminds me of the pathfinder kholo

[rotund path]

Oh and for extra fun, I made him a Lizardfolk, the reason his comrades spirits bound to him after they fell in battle is he ate them. As lizardfolk do.

[tender imp]

which are essentially gnoll

but a lot more nice

[tender imp]

knew it

you told me about him before

very fun idea

[rotund path]

Ah, yes.

he is one of the concepts I want to play most atm

[tender imp]

i love how one feat of the kholo is called bone knowledge

which essentially say "if you have the bone of a person you can ask them for help and if they were skilled in that then you get a plus one"

[rotund path]

Along with the Dwarven forge Cleric who works like a divine powered 3D printer! The clockwork mechanical Kobold, The Bugbear path of giants barbarian with a polearm who can get 30 foot mele range and the Kobold long death monk who has a 30foot radius of mortal dread around him and can terrify an entire room despite being under 3 ft tall!

[tender imp]

those are awesome :)

[rotund path]

Oh, and then there's Dux. Dux is a Kobold Paladin. Found as an egg in an evil cult lair by a silver dragonborn paladin, he blessed he egg to cleanse it of any corruption. side effect, the world's first metallic kobold! Grew up in a monastic/paladin chapter house. Has never seen a Kobold, and thinks he's just an unusually short dragonborn with a defective breath weapon! Becomes a paladin like his master. Talks like Duke Nukem!

[jolly marsh]

@quartz latch Stock pyro best pyro

[tender imp]

brb i'm gonna feed the sheep

[jolly marsh]

Maybe detanator for funny flanks

[quartz latch]

Oh...

[tender imp]

Very awesome

[jolly marsh]

A shotgun is really good

[quartz latch]

Well, in that case, based

[tender imp]

very adorable

[jolly marsh]

Let me flex

One sec

[quartz latch]

I use the panic attack with stock

[tender imp]

may i get some more images perhaps?

[quartz latch]

better at close range

[rotund path]

There's Dux

[jolly marsh]

Pardon the names I was edgy when I was 14

[jolly marsh]

But flamethrower

[quartz latch]

Nah nah nah, that shotgun one is funny

Reminds me of Lazy

Now, you might cringe when I say this but I mostly play spy...

But I'm never the third one

[rotund path]

The dragon truck

[proper rampart]

hell yeah

[rotund path]

other end of the dragon truck

[quartz latch]

I play the other classes too, even medic if need be.

[jolly marsh]

Here's my favourite name

[quartz latch]

well.....its not wrong

[jolly marsh]

That's fine 🐱 as long as there's only 2

[quartz latch]

but it more fits the DH

[jolly marsh]

I'm a medic and engi main :3

Kinda obvious why I play drg no

?

[jolly marsh]

Lmaooo

[quartz latch]

ye

[jolly marsh]

Nahhh

I'm dead

[teal shadow]

wait a minute
this isn't the direct hit

[jolly marsh]

Y'all are terrible for that

Me when I can't aim

[tender imp]

very cool

[tender imp]

cool thingamajig

[tender imp]

indeed very cool thingamajig

[upper cradle]

Theres a thunderstorm incoming and everything is yellow

also some clouds seem almost green for some reason

This shit is so vibe bro

[tawny arch]

Same dude

[tender imp]

presumably how the sun falls

very cool tho

[tawny arch]

Minus the green part, why is it green

[quartz latch]

I have these

I love them

[jolly marsh]

He do be having a gun

[tender imp]

sunlight

[tawny arch]

Same idea

[rotund path]

Fun fact, Tradinno, the world's largest self-contained walking robot is an 11 ton, 15.7m long dragon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgEYvknnTTI

[quartz latch]

This is good for a gunslinger

[urban wharf]

Does it have a flamethrower

[rotund path]

yes

[jolly marsh]

Hmmm

[jolly marsh]

Oohhh

[tender imp]

perfection

[jolly marsh]

That's a good one

[jolly marsh]

Warhammer

[tender imp]

"the weakness of my flesh

it disgusted me"

[quartz latch]

Literally have 2 loadouts on my driller, one is an Imperial fist and the other an Iron Warrior

[tender imp]

PERFECTION

[modern heath]

I think extraction shooters suck

[tender imp]

you have good taste

[jolly marsh]

A fellow cosplayer slayy

[quartz latch]

Though i do prefer when the warriors were still loyalist

[rotund path]

Tradinno is semi-autonomus. it needs to be steered by radio control, but it has an animated walk cycle. so the pilots point it in the right direction, and it walks by its self without needing every limb manually controlled

[jolly marsh]

But Drg is an extraction shooter

[tender imp]

i will soon buy a techpriest mask and red robes

[jolly marsh]

Les go

[tawny arch]

[tender imp]

very cool

[modern heath]

No it isn't

[tender imp]

we must build more robot dragons

[jolly marsh]

Hmm 7/10

6/7

67

[tender imp]

we must advance robot dragons to full autonomy

[tender imp]

and whilst we're at it build in a bio generator

or a wood fire generator

[tender imp]

What do you think of techpriests?

[modern heath]

Drg is a cooperative first person shooter extraction shooters you extract with loot

[upper cradle]

Fallout 3

[quartz latch]

Bit of grey area

[tender imp]

i see

personally i favour them

[modern heath]

Or your character and loot you pick up

[quartz latch]

They serve the emperor, but they study xenos tech

[tender imp]

for they are my favorite

[tender imp]

WRONG (well sorta)

[modern heath]

Yes and no

[tender imp]

most do not study xenos tech

they look for stcs and archeotech

[quartz latch]

I see...

[modern heath]

Those who do are shunned

[tender imp]

correct

[tender imp]

they have quite a few heretical things

including innovation

[modern heath]

Hereteks

[tender imp]

studying xenos tech

[quartz latch]

and Caul Goodman gets away with it

[tender imp]

Inquisitor gadget

go go gadget exterminatus

[modern heath]

Those who turn their backs on the reason the mechanicus was made

Archeology and uncovering old human technology

[tender imp]

also they dislike human genetic experiments

a lot

because abhumans

[modern heath]

Fabius Bile is bad writing

[tender imp]

and mutants

plants and animals are ok tho

[modern heath]

He just is

[tender imp]

bro took a look at slaanesh and went "you're not real"

[quartz latch]

At least he's not Lucius

[tender imp]

very good

goofy creature

[rotund path]

definitely a kobold

[modern heath]

I hate cawl

I am sorry cawl is everything wrong with GW

[rotund path]

Funny part is I know exactly where that music comes from

[modern heath]

He made primaris marines but they're ugly

[jolly marsh]

I don't get this one

[tender imp]

the bolds are always nice

[proper rampart]

ed edd n eddy sound effect lol

[modern heath]

40k is meant to be rule of cool not bare bone looking marines

Gothic and grungy is 40k

I mean there is sci-fi sure but I feel 40k has forgotten what type of sci-fi

Science Fantasy and Dystopian Sci-fi you know how technology ruined society and aliens

[tender imp]

i have a funny image somewhere

you guys know that comic with the giraffe who just randomly explodes?

someone replaced the speech bubble with "i'm a sanctioned psyker"

and you know the rest

they also put a commisar hat and some soldier helmets on the lionsa

lions

[celest reef]

i do not vibe with this reality anymore

[tender imp]

BOOOM

also hey ya baarin

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-greenpath-pat-bug-cute-gif-18929827

[tender imp]

in an earlier edition it was grovelling and begging from what i heard

also very useful

[rotund path]

yep

[tender imp]

very useful information

will use wisely

[rotund path]

My first full campaign D&D character was a Kobold rogue. Knucky, the Kobold Kommando who deserted when he realised the average Kommando's life expectancy was lower than a Mayfly's.

[tender imp]

damn

unfortunate

[rotund path]

Started as a joke character based on Nobby Nobs in Discworld. Sharpshooter and crossbow expert feats turned him into a LEATHAL sniper! LOL

[tender imp]

very cool

[rotund path]

Near the end of the campaign the aprty got split up and attacked, but DM had friendly npc's we'd helped along the campaign show up to save us. He teleported Knucky into a forest and set a horde of zombies after them. Big mistake. Theif roges can climb, zombies really can't

Knucky went up the nearest tree, pulled out his crossbow and started headshotting zombies

[tender imp]

very awesome

[rotund path]

He was the only one of the party who basically didn't NEED rescuing!

[lone trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1410554225275965480/1506355692812898469/IMG_1320.gif

[tender imp]

"DON'T WORRY BUDDY I'M COMING TO SA- oh you don't need saving"

[rotund path]

yep

[tender imp]

i see

very fun

[rotund path]

Basically thanks, I could have handled that myself but you saved me some time.

I need to play a Kobold rogue again some time, I could break the game so much more efficiently now! 😄

[tender imp]

indeed

[rotund path]

Warband of Orcs attacked the party one night. Knucky being a kobold with dark vision has the night watch. The orcs don't see him hiding in the bushes. Oneshots the orc's cheif from cover with a CRITICAL HIT SNEAK ATTACK for 108 damage before inititive was even rolled! 😄

[tender imp]

when the trees speak draconic

[rotund path]

the fight ended up being rather shorter than the DM intended 😄

[tender imp]

i see

[rotund path]

It was supposed to be this big epic brawl, he'd even bought a set of new orc minis for it and after my kobold wiped out their boss on turn 0 the entire combat lasted about 3 rounds!

[tender imp]

even more unfortunate

[rotund path]

I think the thing he really regretted though was giving my Kobold access to explosive tipped crossbow bolts, I could use use I think it was like 4-5 a day (this was years ago). After sniping out the boss his next shot is an explosive tip into a pack of archers wiping out two more of them!

[tender imp]

that is very very unfortunate for the dm

but very fun for you

[rotund path]

yep, Rogues definitely have the potential to delete anything on the board, if you give them an AOE weapon they're effectively as bad as a fireball wizard hopped up on haste!

[tender imp]

yep

[rotund path]

I still like doing really silly things. in our current campaign one of the other party members used some fey powers they had to summon a spirit in the form of a 15 ton angry Mamoth. in character my bard looks at this grins and says "Hang on, I can make this SO MUCH WORSE!" and cast Greater invisability on it! We were fighting through a bunch of undead minions to reach and slay a vampire. None of the undead could figure out what was happeneing or react as a giant INVISIBLE MAMOTH came in and just flattened everything! 😄

[quartz latch]

It's the Ed, Edd and Eddy sumo sound

[ornate kettle]

Could have done enlarge

[rotund path]

I didn't know that spell. besides I think it was big enough as it was, any more and it wouldn't have fit through the castle gate!

[tender imp]

very good

very fun

can imagine the vampires terror

[rotund path]

"Weh? What's going on?"

[ornate kettle]

Could have multipled it weight by 8

I don't know if a castle gate could stop a 120 ton mammoth

Invisibility is also funny but imagine both

[rotund path]

Size change characters are fun. the only issue with enlarge/rduce is it's a concentration spell so ideally you don't want to use it on yourself as you could loose it teh first time you take damage if you do a bad concentration roll

[tender imp]

you know that image of a person holding his head in a distraught manner?

i imagine that is the vampires reaction

[rotund path]

Dm allows a reward system where you can spend an awarded risk roll to reroll a dice, but you have to roll on a random table afterwards. One time I did my bard got to pick a free spell. My bard is mostly party support. but we lost some players so I felt I was lacking in personal dps. So I picked Illusary dragon! My bard can summon a huge dragon made of black mist now!

[tender imp]

very good

very useful

[rotund path]

helps the damage somewhat, but it's a concentration spell so I can't really cast that and enlarge at the same time

[tender imp]

ohhhp gtg

cya

[rotund path]

Yeah, and how do you think a bard sommons an illusary dragon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpPIK4T068s

LOL

he plays the HTTYD theme!

[kind loom]

Do you mean like a nightstand or something? Or do you mean a table for random chance?

[rotund path]

Yes

https://centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdf something similar to this

Number 226 out of 10000 for example "Any food now carried by caster combusts". or one of my favorites, number 708 out of 10000. "caster craves moss"

[celest reef]

1139 Caster is full oí the milk of human kindness

[rotund path]

😄

Strong would like that one

1661 is a dangerous one. "Caster thinks that he can command dragons to do his bidding"

they can't, but they THINK they can

OOooh... this one's good!
6382 Target loses the sense of object permanence

[celest reef]

1414 Caster now breathes nitrogen instead of oxygen

some of these are just funny

[rotund path]

2999 Nearest ant colony begins worshiping the caster as its God

[celest reef]

i would love that

[olive grove]

What is your opinion of bear?

[boreal marlin]

Bear? Grills

[ornate ember]

https://klipy.com/gifs/laging-bear--k01KS0WX4K93TV3QR9WSAG9CR0D

[brittle citrus]

Painful

[hardy arch]

freddy fivebear

[ornate ember]

market pliers

||🍑💨||

[celest reef]

Markel pillars

[modern heath]

I hate rats

[frosty granite]

Do they make you crazy?

[white ruin]

Meow

[jolly marsh]

Meeeeeeoooooowwwww

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rats-sick-gag-ew-gif-7331887807530019529

[modern heath]

That looks cute but spreads hanta virus

[scenic fulcrum]

My cat 🐈 🐈

[jolly marsh]

Tonight brothers WE FEAST

[celest reef]

Wild rats yes. Pet rats no

[toxic pilot]

good night my friends

I am definitely having fun in Italy

[tawny arch]

Have fun there

[jolly marsh]

Me with bridges and trams

And industrial electricity

https://youtu.be/uovBgqXTSDc

[brittle citrus]

FINISH HIM

[urban wharf]

we playing holdfast now?

[tawny arch]

During the night you can see the starry sky through that

[silent herald]

What about the white line on middle?

[tawny arch]

That's the building

[silent herald]

Damn, 4d flag

[tawny arch]

Mind-boggling, I know

[celest reef]

Dear god

[tawny arch]

Took me 2 PHDs and I'm on my 3rd one

[silent herald]

Boggling?

[placid path]

Gimme one

[tawny arch]

This PHD is MINE!

You can have the spares though

[hollow ferry]

Nice dog

[hollow ferry]

Fuuuuuckkkk

[celest reef]

moffs

[frosty granite]

Yes

I love moths

[modern heath]

That might actually kill it

[brittle citrus]

On and off about playing

[chilly sparrow]

holdfast is so good

i remember seeing some guy building a circle of chairs and calling it his house
he was very defensive over his house and began screaming at his teammates when they stole the chairs like "im sorry we need these for defense"

[brittle citrus]

First match I did involved the YMCA song out of nowhere.

[chilly sparrow]

sounds about right
holdfast is magical when it wants to be

someone is blasting some meme song
someone is always larping in game as a commander
and everyone is screaming or playing along

[brittle citrus]

I think my best encounter was this guy called “10 hours of pig” and was spamming literal 10 hours of pig noises into the mic.

[chilly sparrow]

its the best game for mic spam

[brittle citrus]

Agreed

[chilly sparrow]

gameplay wise im always befuddled by the controls and ui but the mic spam makes it worth it

[brittle citrus]

Yeah, the controls do be weird but I’ve played other games with worse controls.

[chilly sparrow]

the ui sucks for me cause i dont understand any of it
the text is so small but i havent seen if i can change it

[brittle citrus]

If I find a way, I’ll hit you up

[chilly sparrow]

aight thx mate ill see myself when i get home as well to confirm

[terse sun]

Google has killed... Google Search

[stray mountain]

bweh?

[lilac kiln]

Whuh

[terse sun]

Google search will now prioritize AI slop results over human written articles, essentially killing traffic to organic and independent websites

[stray mountain]

oh zamn, most unfortunate

I feel like on the rare occasions I used google it did that already tho

altho I do only use it for reverse inage search

Most people use duckduckgo nowadays, right?

[terse sun]

no :3

I dont use duckduckgo

but im also not doing research papers

But i would like my results to be Human reviewed and not ai fueling itself and then spewing out the wrong shit

"yes it is healthy to eat multiple rocks a day"

[lilac kiln]

Add glue to your pizza

[stray mountain]

oh true, google scholar is gonna be fucked now innit

[terse sun]

:(

ok it is sleep time

gn

[stray mountain]

Tragedy

gn!

rest well

[snow heart]

I love all the possible issues listed lmfao. "Some people say eating rocks is good for vitamins and shit, but rocks can also give you one of the 40 possible major problems"

[white ruin]

meow

[snow heart]

Meow :3 fr

[stone heath]

Mrrréow

[rotund path]

wait a minute, scanning

I KNEW IT!

[hoary fox]

Goddamn

[stray mountain]

where?

[rotund path]

apparently running google's AI

[snow heart]

THROBBING DOMAIN

[deep geyser]

Versing a friend who’s better than you in mortal combat is genuinely a form of soviet torture

[lilac kiln]

This applies to all fighting games

[deep geyser]

Yeah

[upper cradle]

There's a 100% win tactic

You say shit like "hold on hold on let me see the moves" and start spamming shit right at him

This also works in both ways

[deep geyser]

I tried that

It ended with death

For me

Besides i want a 100% fun tactic

[upper cradle]

Fun and fighting games are not something that goes well together

Mfs there will fight for a bottle of cola like their life depends on it

[lilac kiln]

Strive players when the tournament prize is 8 bucks and a bottle cap

[shell plover]

Google the worst character in the game and force him to play it

Which mortal kombat game are you playing though

[upper cradle]

Mfs will literally use ancient axl bomber combo techniques to win 1 fake dollar

[deep geyser]

11

[opaque drum]

that sign is telling you service men. you should do it.

[brittle citrus]

MOLDY!!!!!! Question

[sudden warren]

Delicious edible food? Wrong, the mold spreads furthermore.

[brittle citrus]

You’re not the guy I’m asking

[shell plover]

just tell him to play rambo

[brittle citrus]

Stop trying to steal Moldy’s identity

[sudden warren]

You should leave your environment consistently humid and warm

[brittle citrus]

Go away

[deep geyser]

I thought rambro was good

[frosty granite]

CASTLE CRASHERS PLAYER SPOTTED!!!!

[deep geyser]

What

[shell plover]

he is pretty bad due to his slow combos which have alot of openings for a counter attack

[deep geyser]

Ohhh the mutual servers thing

[deep geyser]

Shit

[frosty granite]

Yeah lol

[deep geyser]

I love castle crahsers

[frosty granite]

Same

Are you a PC player?

[shell plover]

i would play castle crashers to death if only i had the painter's dlc

cant be bothered to put moneh into my steam account

[deep geyser]

No im on ps5

[limber latch]

I have ordered a burgers

[deep geyser]

cool

[limber latch]

u want?

[deep geyser]

nah all yours

[hazy perch]

i dont think paper is the correct material to make this

[silent herald]

"Eat dirt"
"Thank, but i already had some on school today"

[brittle citrus]

Dibs

[boreal marlin]

Soil burgers lets go

[upper cradle]

Metal gear soil

[tender imp]

"it's called gastrolith mr joestar"

[tender imp]

how the hell?

[tender imp]

indeed

must have been made by a pervert

also hello you lot

[silent herald]

"Where the chocolate powder? I guess its this bucket"

[tender imp]

could be

[silent herald]

Or someone made a prank (thought school is saying it wasnt)

[tender imp]

also possible

[silent herald]

But if wasnt a prank, how a stock of soil end on a kitchen?

[tender imp]

agreed

[frosty granite]

Ah okie

[hoary fox]

They are plotting smth

[tender imp]

follow them

do it

i know you want to do it

[cloud elm]

that's a lot of devs online at once

when the core goes rogue

[narrow sail]

mewo

[drifting wren]

meow

[celest reef]

cat deployed

[frosty granite]

Bunny deployed

[drifting wren]

🐈

[drifting wren]

bnuuy

[frosty granite]

Yee

[frosty granite]

YOINK

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-massage-scratch-headpats-gif-8875223072481535298

[barren crow]

is that a Giant Moth?

[loud mountain]

Grok is this giant moth

[boreal marlin]

Goth

[odd fern]

How on Earth do we get access to talk in other channels? I'm probably missing something important but I've honestly been trying to find like say a role, a verification channel, etc.

[night flare]

oh! i can actually chat in this channel!

why can't i chat in the other channels? I accepted the roles in the welcome message

[odd fern]

Yeah, same

[night flare]

i reached out to a mod and i haven't heard anything back

[stiff fiber]

there's a huge launch event going on right now and a lot of new users coming in, be patient and give mods/admins some time 👍

[odd fern]

Yeah, the Rouge Core launch in under 10 mins

[tacit vessel]

okay haha i thought that was my issue somehow because it's the only channel i had access to even thought i selected roles

[odd fern]

I guess they have it this way as an "Anti Raid" or something

Which kinda does make sense, even if a pain lol

[stiff fiber]

not sure on the specifics, but I am sure it'll clear up with time. welcome to the server

[viscid monolith]

Hey! Why i cant send message in the drg chats? I joined again to this discord server but still cant talk :/

[odd fern]

Just gotta be patient, none of us with the green newcomer icons can talk yet

[tender imp]

hey ya

hello you lot

[night flare]

i saw a google post that said there is a bot that handles it and it might be down

[odd fern]

Hi there ^^

[tender imp]

you need an icon

well noz icon

not

[narrow sail]

Need a class role.

[tender imp]

you need to get a role

[tender imp]

correct

[viscid monolith]

I already did

[narrow sail]

Oh no.

[odd fern]

I have Gunner and Steam options selected in the Welcome Channel

But no permissions to talk

[narrow sail]

The bot's down.

Fantastic.

[tacit vessel]

yea same

[viscid monolith]

Same

[odd fern]

Ah, the bot being down explains everything

Time to play the "Patient Waiting Game"

[night flare]

damn bots lol thought i got away from them when i stopped playing helldivers

[tacit vessel]

I just like reading community getting hyped for release haha, gonna probably wait a day or to before getting it myelf

[odd fern]

But.. new game in about 4 minutes

that'll be plenty of distraction

[night flare]

i prollly won't even be in here in about 4 minutes lol gonna be too busy playing RC BABAY!!!!

[odd fern]

3m 30s, time to rock and stone

[viscid monolith]

Running to home to get the game lol

[odd fern]

I'm hugging that refresh page button once time hits 0

[viscid monolith]

lol

[odd fern]

Sweet

[surreal pivot]

We have current technical difficulties, please hold

[odd fern]

channels And Roles at top is available and gets you in

I now have my access

[night flare]

i have no idea where that is i never use discord lol

[surreal pivot]

id:customize

[night flare]

thank you so much!!!!

[tender imp]

you

you guys know dnd?

slow mode?

[tawny tundra]

Did not expect rogue core to cause the bot to completely break down

But maybe that was expected from years of showing signs

[surreal pivot]

it's not a bot issue, it's intended

temporary though

[tawny tundra]

Oh

[regal nest]

Next will be breaking kneecaps

[rapid crown]

The onboarding should award roles

[loud mountain]

Oh hey slowmode

Woohoo rogue core time

[narrow sail]

Oh god not again.

[tender imp]

again?

[still drum]

Rock and stone

[formal jungle]

IVE HAD THESE NOTIFICATIONS ON FOR MONTHS WAITING FOR TODAY

[kind cape]

AAAAAAAA

[potent swan]

rock and stone

[regal nest]

At least it isn't seal posting time

[kind cape]

A LORD OF THE RINGS OPEN WORLD RPG IS IN THE WORKS, BY THE KC:D DEVS

[hollow geyser]

ROCK AND STONE!

[kind cape]

RAHHHHHH

Also rock and stone holy shit rc is out rahh

But AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOTR AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[granite furnace]

:3

[hexed saddle]

I swear these 2 always ping at the same time lol

[kind cape]

Same dev team but they chose favorites

[weary flax]

Does anyone know of a fix to join the deep rock galactic discord server, for some reason on my main discord I cant join

it just says WHOOPS unable to accept invite

[kind cape]

(J)
Though if hd2 was an experiment by gsg to see how much people would ask for other devs to help that would be fucken hilarious

[tender imp]

hey ya you lot

[placid path]

Damn, slowmode, in my non-drg ?

[hexed saddle]

aaa

[placid path]

aaa indeed, sister

[granite furnace]

What is this, some kind of https://discord.com/channels/257785731072786435/1349477788750581865?

[kind cape]

So true breastie

Wait I have that gif favorited lmao

[hexed saddle]

I love ur name

[kind cape]

Whey thenkye

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-testament-so-true-so-true-bestie-breastie-gif-26212220

Oh right

[granite furnace]

I was so used to the channel list before that it looks weird to me now

just feels a little off

[kind cape]

I cannae talk!!!!!!

[granite furnace]

In the other channels?

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-land-shark-jeff-tiktok-meme-marvel-rivals-angela-gif-15569036894467372698

[kind cape]

Nah just cuz of the slowmode

[granite furnace]

Ah

[boreal marlin]

slowmode should stay forever

[loud mountain]

Put slowmode on for a hour in every single channel

For comedic purposes

[boreal marlin]

5 seconds would be fine

[loud mountain]

Nah mods bump it up to 20 seconds

[celest reef]

reminder chat

[granite furnace]

:3

[loud mountain]

Happens to all of us eventually

[jolly marsh]

Attention, I will not be posting moths today, that is all meow

[jolly marsh]

Dang

[tender imp]

no thanks

[kind cape]

And extra esrogn

[kind cape]

NOOOOOO

[kind cape]

Says the zealous body modder

[tender imp]

i will servitorize you

[kind cape]

A… transhumanist

:3

[tender imp]

nah

[kind cape]

I don’t have a brain to servitorize

[tender imp]

ok then Crushes your skull

[jolly marsh]

Am I the only one who has really really weird pain tolerance I could be stabbed with a needle and not feel anything but touch a slime and vomite

[kind cape]

Ow

[kind cape]

Terarira

[jolly marsh]

😮

[inner grove]

I've been pinged.
So now this.

[granite furnace]

A true travesty 😔

[jolly marsh]

Wunk

[kind cape]

Woe, tortoise be upon thee

[jolly marsh]

I think I'd be scared to body mod :3 maybe I can replace a fingernail

[tender imp]

remove the weakness of the flesh

for it is disgusting

[kind cape]

I fr thought u were talking about terraria before lmao

[jolly marsh]

That's okay ~ I never played

[jolly marsh]

Over course you'd say that, fake druid

[brittle citrus]

Who pissed off Pounce to enable slowmode lol

[terse sun]

I think its a global slow mode

[spark sentinel]

it's so over

[regal nest]

No one, Pounce is just bein' smort

[brittle citrus]

That’s even funnier lol

[brittle citrus]

Pounce is a reactionary, ain’t no way nobody made him do it lol

[granite furnace]

Even https://discord.com/channels/257785731072786435/1349477788750581865 has a slowmode now

[surreal pivot]

I did it the second the clock hit 6pm

I knew it was gonna be storm-like

[brittle citrus]

It’s 6 O’ clock somewhere

[limber latch]

Real seal hours when

[brittle citrus]

Oh, I just got the notification from the announcement channel about it lol

[narrow sail]

checks announcments

lmao

[celest reef]

it was the [REDACTED] he was drunk

[brittle citrus]

Goddamn the [REDACTED]

[eager ingot]

So, do we happen to know when Rouge Core may be coming to consoles?

[granite furnace]

I’d say it’s likely to happen sometime after 1.0

[brittle citrus]

REGI!!!! Question

[granite furnace]

LAMB!!!!!!

Answer

[brittle citrus]

Metamorphic, Igneous or Sedentary?

[granite furnace]

Cheese

[brittle citrus]

Bullshit, I asked for rocks

[celest reef]

Cheese is Metamorphic

[brittle citrus]

Nobody likes ROCKS these days

[celest reef]

in my professional unprofessional opinion as a junior recreational geologist

[granite furnace]

The crunchy ones

[brittle citrus]

You’re fired, get the Hell out of my office.

[granite furnace]

The gooey ones can be nice as a little treat every now and then

[lilac kiln]

1984

[viscid monolith]

When can i get a role?

Oh nvm

[granite furnace]

In about a day from yesterday

[urban wharf]

real role moment
only the real ones remember the role role

[tender imp]

the kobold has a point for now

[haughty yacht]

Before vs after

[kind loom]

Cousin terry? Is that you?

[kind loom]

I don't get it, what's over?

[cunning needle]

Hi,how can get role to write rogue core chat?

[kind loom]

id:customize

[versed prawn]

god ol zipline carried me

[limber latch]

banned for drg in non-drg

[white ruin]

meow

[versed prawn]

oh i thought this

this isn't rogue core chat

[edgy shard]

meow

[jolly marsh]

Genius

[cinder arrow]

@granite furnace what do you think of dragons

[placid path]

I saw an image with some Green (not loaded) and a vertical séparation, my brain's first response was "ah, mr.beast scam"

[granite furnace]

I’m imagining them

[lean furnace]

what does a dwarf gotta do to talk in drg-chat

[edgy shard]

You are now required to give management your height to verify as a dwarf online

[haughty yacht]

are the spacious pods just for hanging out?

or am i being dumb

[opaque drum]

id:customize

[opaque drum]

8 person pods for special functions/events. Don't worry about it, they're locked.

[barren steppe]

That

Or mods which increase player counts

[opaque drum]

Yeah, kinda expected how things have gone, but overall, aside from some bad apples, everything's coming up aces it seems.

[ornate ember]

You can give your cat some salami

[brittle citrus]

Slowmode
Take it easy

[celest reef]

Woah there, thats too fast

[brittle citrus]

S l o w m o d e
T a k e i t e a s y

[modern heath]

Oh no

[uncut remnant]

No messages in 6 minutes and slow mode. I wonder how long it is

E: oh

[silent herald]

Slowmode?

Oh no, run for your live

Life
Anyway

[white ruin]

🐌

[brittle citrus]

Ever fear, Super Citizen. It started back on 6pm France timezone.

[restive pier]

Gwa

[granite furnace]

Abwa

[restive pier]

Abwa

[elder yarrow]

Hm, why did we get invites paused server-wide

Did something happen or is it just precautions

[jolly marsh]

@edgy musk I started using screen filters try them out they actually made me enjoy reading

[edgy musk]

I enjoy reading

[jolly marsh]

I could only listen to audio books growing up

[edgy musk]

I just have bad eyesight and dyslexia

[jolly marsh]

Reading when the words are literally vibrating on the page is hard

[jolly marsh]

Yeah so try filter/font tricks :3

[edgy musk]

I'll try if I remember

[jolly marsh]

It changed my life dude 😎

[edgy musk]

Got ADHD as well after all

[jolly marsh]

Idk anything about that I'll ask my s/o

[tawny arch]

Drugs.

[edgy musk]

Damn, I have most of the normal learning disorders

[tawny arch]

Okay, don't. Really don't

[edgy musk]

I am actually medicated

[jolly marsh]

Gotta catch em all

[tawny arch]

Oh.

[edgy musk]

And it helps me a lot

[edgy musk]

I'm 90% completed lol

[tawny arch]

Phew

[jolly marsh]

On god I don't know how I got through education with all my debuffs

[edgy musk]

No worries my friend, it's all good here

[edgy musk]

I got epilepsy too 😭

[jolly marsh]

Faammmm

[edgy musk]

I'm absolutely stacked

[tawny arch]

I heard you can level up if you collect all of the cards... sorry

[jolly marsh]

And you're still perfect the way you are

[edgy musk]

Good

[jolly marsh]

Silence steam

[edgy musk]

All I need is an autism diagnosis, and I'll be done

[tawny arch]

Nah, steam is up. Whatcha mean

[granite furnace]

Blu

[edgy musk]

Also, no need to apologize

[tawny arch]

Yelw

[edgy musk]

It's funny

[jolly marsh]

Grn

[edgy musk]

I love funny

[jolly marsh]

Meet the Autistic: Challenging work, outta doors, guaranteed you won't go hungry, cause at the end of the day, long as there's 2 people left on the planet someone is gonna want someone to abitrarily sort things

[jolly marsh]

I love moths and cats and trains and bridges and sorting things

[edgy musk]

When I was diagnosed with adhd, I was told I could get an autism diagnosis if I wanted 😭

[jolly marsh]

Why didn't u

[tawny arch]

I love funny... and birds

[edgy musk]

I love the human mind

I memorized all of it

[jolly marsh]

Dinosaurs part 2

[tawny arch]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-cute-jumping-excited-parrot-gif-9593230421565836905

[jolly marsh]

What's the one that makes u sairisified

[edgy musk]

All behaviors and what they come from

[jolly marsh]

They don't meow meow meow

[tawny arch]

Never really had a knack for dinosaurs

[restive pier]

“A Funny” by Tipsy Duck

[tawny arch]

They can if they want to

[jolly marsh]

But you like birds so you like dinosaurs

[tawny arch]

Negative.

[restive pier]

Something something unfiction horror project called “Weird Birds”

[jolly marsh]

Get it cause it's a minus sign

[edgy musk]

You make me happy @jolly marsh

[jolly marsh]

Thamk that's 3 people I make happy 😮

[edgy musk]

It's fun to talk with you

[tawny arch]

Hollow something?

[jolly marsh]

Go to bed meow meow meow

[olive heron]

Meep

[edgy musk]

no...

[jolly marsh]

Meep

[edgy musk]

I need sleep, I don't need answers. Or something like that

[olive heron]

Meeep ^°^

[jolly marsh]

Meep 🤖

[edgy musk]

I'll sleep now

[jolly marsh]

Hmmmm

[edgy musk]

Gn @jolly marsh
Been a pleasure talking with you

[jolly marsh]

Gnight thamk

[frosty granite]

Dot hogs