non-drg-chat

[modern heath]

Making it exclusive

That is so brain dead

[granite furnace]

Console makers really need some new competition in the market

[modern heath]

Not even red dead was exclusive

Valve soon enough hopefully

Valve stated previously people will pirate games if the service isn't reliable

[tawny tundra]

cited "pc players are cheap"

[modern heath]

Consoles start doing what music labels did yeah I can see this happening

[tawny tundra]

god forbid people like sales

[granite furnace]

Gabe releases console, proceeds to do nothing, Xbox & PS shoot themselves in the foot more

[modern heath]

Oh wait they're

To be fair the steam deck wasn't that great

[celest reef]

Valve: Continues to do nothing
Everyone else: Loses

[modern heath]

For competition

[celest reef]

They're just Luigi in Mario party

[modern heath]

Nintendo be doing too much they'll end up like Atari

[granite furnace]

Don’t think portable gaming is very in rn

[tawny tundra]

Steam deck is a proof of concept

It sold well

[modern heath]

Steam machine

They're making this because not everyone wants a handheld but something easy to get out of the box

[tawny tundra]

Steam machine is hot garbage due to that pricing

[modern heath]

To be honest it's more of a pc then console

[tawny tundra]

Consoles are only consoles because they have a locked OS

It's a brand name

[modern heath]

It's a console because it's soldered

[pine merlin]

gta 5 was console exclusive for almost 2 years

i think its just a deal rockstar must have with sony and microsoft

[modern heath]

Oh

[pine merlin]

yee

i remember being so hyped when the PC trailer for gta 5 dropped lmao

I think red dead 2 was console exclusive for a short time as well but i dont remember

[tawny tundra]

??

[celest reef]

like most electronics?

[pine merlin]

they prob mean non-modifiable

components are soldered directly to the motherboard

[pine merlin]

steam deck is super good if ur into it

its an emulation beast

[tawny tundra]

Bro

Pcs can also be*

[pine merlin]

ARM laptops and macs yeah

[tawny tundra]

Old computer chips (x86) were also soldered.

soldering the chip in is just a choice by the designer

Not because it seperates types of devices

[pine merlin]

Yeah; consoles are really only consoles because they have proprietary hardware built exclusively to run their OS and... because theyre sold as consoles ig lol

like personally id consider the steam machine a console because valve markets it as a gaming console and kinda adds on after the fact that its also a PC

also TIL there were soldered x86 chips, I assumed that was a practice that mostly died out in like, the early 90s outside of apple macs

[granite furnace]

It’s a PC (Personal Console)

[pine merlin]

[tawny tundra]

I personally hold one of those computers in my closet

Poor guy gets opened up and abused by me for various funny tasks

[pine merlin]

rip

id love one of those super old PCs but i wouldn't have any use for one lol

[maiden dew]

wait what

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT FEATURED IN THIS MONTH'S NEWSLETTER

[pine merlin]

man far far west is a lot of fun

[spark sigil]

hi non drg chat

[granite furnace]

Haiii

[spark sigil]

[spark sigil]

dragon!

[granite furnace]

Wulp!

[kind loom]

Thought it meant Personal Computer

[kind loom]

10/10 would boop

[granite furnace]

It does, being silly with it :3

[timid marsh]

Bro fuck obsession In DD2

[kind loom]

boops

[timid marsh]

Actually the sloppiest boss I design ive ever seen in a video game

[kind loom]

a billy who is silly, nice

[kind loom]

what about the great mighty poo from Conquer's bad Furday

[timid marsh]

At least you can get through it, in theory if I didn’t get 3 critical hits in a row I would have still been stuck in the first phase

[granite furnace]

Abwaaaa

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-coincidence-i-think-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[candid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/australian-raven-caw-corvid-gif-27230854

[kind loom]

boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop

[frosty granite]

11/10 would hug

[kind loom]

nah, not before me I call dibs

[granite furnace]

Beeeg hugs for chu both

[celest reef]

me when the crystal dragon gives me a hug (My ribs are broken)

[granite furnace]

hehe :>

[kind loom]

thanks

[kind loom]

Wait crystal? as in rock candy?

[kind loom]

boooooooooop

[frosty granite]

Thank you! ^_^

[granite furnace]

^v^

[urban wharf]

regi does things
sometimes

[granite furnace]

Jorp!

[frosty granite]

Meep

[stuck merlin]

Wruff

[vernal raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/senshi-dungeon-meshi-delcious-in-dungeon-mushroom-have-a-fungus-gif-13853346789427491320

[stuck merlin]

I'm gonna do something evil

[silent herald]

Subnautica 2 early acess coming may 14

[uncut remnant]

the abiotic factor X voices of the void crossover is real!

[toxic pilot]

good night my friends

[limber latch]

tutels captured

[versed vale]

Tortoises!!!!!!

Imprisoned

[kind loom]

jorp? that's a new one

[kind loom]

so help me if you butt scoot on the carpet again

[kind loom]

MUSHROOM

[kind loom]

🎾

[kind loom]

i liek tutls

[kind loom]

paws

[plain pagoda]

total freak

[kind loom]

you know he's thinking 'fifth time today, godammit gilbert'

[boreal marlin]

Hideo Katjima

[limber latch]

Cattin Purrantino

[white ruin]

Meow

[upper cradle]

300 games in my steam library watching me launch Skyrim for a millionth time:

[tawny arch]

I have more tools than games

[eternal knoll]

play sanic racing cross-worlds

[tawny arch]

Fuck it, play zup

[upper cradle]

No

[eternal knoll]

yes

[upper cradle]

No

Not a fan of blue hedgehogs

[eternal knoll]

so play as majima

or eggman

hunt that hegeheg

[upper cradle]

What the fuck is Majima doing there

[eternal knoll]

bein a pirate

[pine merlin]

I’m addicted to the movement in far far west

[haughty yacht]

I think my mom made the best bday cake ever

[ocean rose]

my friend threw 15 road flares in an enclosed room

then he did THIS

[hoary fox]

Another day another million cans of michelob ultra

[native pendant]

yeah this mod is pretty goated

[desert cedar]

Todays the day

Bionicle is back

[granite furnace]

Oh?

[desert cedar]

Well….

Not really

They made a minifigure but that’s about it

[granite furnace]

Damn

maybe one day

[native pendant]

average modded pillager experience

ok yeah this thing is unbelievably slow, I wonder if should cram a diesel engine in it

[tender imp]

agreed

what type of cake?

[tender imp]

why are you sitting on khornes throne?

[cedar zephyr]

It was already empty, no one knows where he's Khorne

[tender imp]

i was khorne once

[cedar zephyr]

I thought you'd be Tzeentch seeing how both pursue knowledge

Oh hello Lam- argh

[brittle citrus]

STING!

How you doings, Tile

[cedar zephyr]

Not well after you poked me

[brittle citrus]

You’ll feel fine, it’s not like the COVID vaccine that makes you go numb

[cedar zephyr]

I can already sense my pun-making capabilities going numb

[brittle citrus]

Excuse me “flu shot”

[brittle citrus]

Do you at least still feel things with your skin?

[cedar zephyr]

I should get someone to pinch me in order to find out

[brittle citrus]

I got you covered

[white ruin]

meow

[granite furnace]

rarrr

[ocean rose]

unturned singleplayer is fun

wow

[safe meadow]

Hogwarts Legacy is free on EPIC till Sunday

[urban wharf]

Nuh uh
(Unless that california rework is that good idk)

[glass stag]

that game still popular ? 🤔 , havent touched that thing since the start of covid

[urban wharf]

It used to be much better
Back when there were actualy good servers

Now all the servers are just pvp focused
Just type in a command and get an inventory full of stuff to go fight other people with

[bright cove]

ew

[upper cradle]

This is me if you even care

[timid marsh]

I wish I had a nice warm bath rn

[glass stag]

ah those servers, where most of them are just that map "washington" if not mistaken

[urban wharf]

Yup
Its just been very pvp focused over the years and it sucks

[glass stag]

man, i still remember the days in one of the servers i always waste my time at, fun peepo and fun admins

somehow the only active trader and wonder why the entire server always do festives in front of my base lmao

[urban wharf]

Knew someone who was running an unturned server years ago
Was able to get admin powers from him and kinda just fuck around

It was a 'creative' server anyway so it didnt realy matter

[glass stag]

damn, looking back on my unturned ss in steam, it was 10 years ago, yikes

[lilac kiln]

Literally the only thing i know that game for is the clip where a guy finds a gun in a pizza box

[urban wharf]

Only the real ones remember the flying rainbow car

[urban wharf]

Classic

[glass stag]

it can fly yes, when suddenly you bump into something really small and it explode instantly

good times

[urban wharf]

Aw man gotta work😔

[white ruin]

Meow

[hoary fox]

Arbys so niche they dropping fresh fries and chicken for me

[timid marsh]

Man I love the Yakuza Series

[limber latch]

If you really love Yakuza series, name every single yakuza from Amon clan

[limber latch]

fries so fresh, you need to peel and cut them

[upper cradle]

My twin just another me ❤️ 🙏 🥹

[brittle citrus]

PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT

[urban wharf]

Khajiit

[upper cradle]

Never ask a nord supremacist about the race of his best friend

[tender imp]

hey ya

[timid marsh]

I need it!!!!!

[brittle citrus]

Holy shit, a turtle

[tender imp]

tutel

[stray mountain]

ah yes, tis 100% off a $60 game. Very good deal! Has some downsides tho. 1: It's on Epic. 2: It's Hogwarts Legacy

[tender imp]

hey ya

[quick hinge]

how i know somebody such as yourself would show up and go ew about it

[stray mountain]

ellos

[tender imp]

huh?

[stray mountain]

many trans women dislike that game

cuz ya know

[static spade]

Me when I'm ask to say one version of "they" in Spanish.

[stray mountain]

harry potter

[loud mountain]

Harry Potter is mid anyways

[stray mountain]

this is true and real

thought so before I learned jk rowling is an ass

[quick hinge]

the biggest hp fans were real women

[brittle citrus]

Can I offer coffee to the channel?

[static spade]

Yet she's still the wealthiest author.

[stray mountain]

wdym? I confused

[quick hinge]

i know you are

[stray mountain]

oh yes please, that might be good actually

[brittle citrus]

Get your own

[stray mountain]

aw :(

maybe I will >:(

[stray mountain]

Care for a burger?

[tender imp]

yeenas my favorite animals :)

[stray mountain]

lol

[stray mountain]

frog float

[tender imp]

spite

[brittle citrus]

GOOD

[granite furnace]

Abwa

[stray mountain]

abwa?

abababa

[stray mountain]

hallo!

[granite furnace]

Haiii :>

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/mudkip-rubbing-cheeks-cute-meme-animation-gif-8168618199391741277

[granite furnace]

Bwaaaaa

[kind loom]

he is smol and frenshaped

[kind loom]

🍪

have a cookie

[granite furnace]

Yippee! ^v^

[kind loom]

scalefren hai

[granite furnace]

Haiiii

[kind loom]

how're you

[granite furnace]

I’m doing alright, store was a little too busy for my liking earlier

how’re you?

[kind loom]

sore from working out

broke my pr the other day, 150 continuous reps with 10lbs dumbbells

[granite furnace]

Congrats!

🎉

[kind loom]

what's your pr if you workout

[granite furnace]

I dunno, not very good with remembering lots of numbers

[kind loom]

dang

The power of lifting and gains is only earned through patience and dedication

[granite furnace]

A long road

[kind loom]

but worth the destination of having gains

that and you can pick up friends and use them for benchpresses

[kind loom]

If you had or have gains, what'd you use them for?

[granite furnace]

Hugs :>

[kind loom]

you can hug at any time, or do you mean like super hugs

[granite furnace]

Beeeeeg hugs

[celest reef]

dragon hugs

[granite furnace]

yisssss

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-gif-346447145934814628

[kind loom]

Speaking of dragons, you by any chance ever hear about the book sieries Wings of Fire?

[granite furnace]

I’ve heard about it but never read

[kind loom]

Want the audiobook?

[granite furnace]

Mmm, no thanks

[kind loom]

I just noticed you've a fez

nice

[granite furnace]

Fezzes are cool :3

[celest reef]

Fez's are cool

[tender imp]

fez?

[kind loom]

what about a fez dispenser?

[granite furnace]

Mine dispenses cookies :3

[kind loom]

draconic magic is a wonderous thing

[tender imp]

especially if it's fixed with fae magic

[kind loom]

faries you mean?

[tender imp]

fae

yes

faeries fae

same thign

thing

different word

[kind loom]

thign

[tender imp]

yes

[kind loom]

also what kind of cookies?

[granite furnace]

Whatever you think of

[kind loom]

oatmeal raisin?

[kind loom]

oh by the way do you have HellDivers 2?

[timid marsh]

Playing Yakuza music while cosplaying as a homicidal slab of living meat is extremely fun

(I’m playing Darktide)

[stray mountain]

thank you, this is wonderful

although

the hand in the first picture has six fingers

[tender imp]

kindly fuck you

[brittle citrus]

I’m not dating

[tender imp]

i am aware

i was just insulting you

anyway

that's all folks

[brittle citrus]

After some intense googling, the first image appears to have an optical illusion. The larvas body makes the index finger look like two.

[stray mountain]

ohhhhh, pixellation merged it

xD

[proper rampart]

the forbidden croissant,,

[brittle citrus]

Full of protein

[celest raft]

Hey guys have any of you seen my grub i left it somewhere here because it wanted to explore around

it was about the size of a hand

[brittle citrus]

Uhhhhhh….

[upper cradle]

rubs my grub shaped belly No

[celest raft]

oh... alright! I trust my grub is somewhere safe, I hope I'll find them later!

[brittle citrus]

Lambent’s Larval Daycare puts your larvas safety first.

[gray urchin]

im proud of myself. i got the "Still Something to Prove" achievement on Left 4 Dead 2

[rigid niche]

Konami employee: Boss! What should we name our ace yugioh monster on "Gaming" archetype? Konami: Oh i know! Gaming Gamer GG! xD

[modern heath]

Cats sit next to me but don't want me to pet them

Still means they trust me

[modern heath]

Shark Dentist is a game?

[kind loom]

what can I say expcept delete this

[haughty yacht]

Chocolate and vanilla

[kind loom]

nice

[kind loom]

happy bday by the way

[quick hinge]

it reminds me of the bugs timon and pumba would consume from lion king. hakuna matata

[kind loom]

there's bugs that big in Africa

[quick hinge]

i can recall a burger sized one that evolves into some kind of super beetle

[kind loom]

dang, who needs sci-fi when AdTerra is this amazing

[dusty cloak]

Woahh grubby

I love grubs

What does that grow into? My guess is a giant beetle of some kind

[kind loom]

I guess the bug's made quite the buzz

:P

[quick hinge]

it's actually the same picture

yeah. 1 to 1 hercules beetle larva

[kind loom]

beatuiful

*beautiful

it's pretty

[kind loom]

Here's a cool Rhino beetlehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/_l5mQQZlWys

[loud mountain]

the lash goes crazy style

[brittle citrus]

Hercules Beetle

[loud mountain]

I saved the holliday on my team and I lowkey felt like superman

[dusty cloak]

i do know my bugs! yipee

[brittle citrus]

GHOST!!!! Everybody evacuate the building! We have a ghost infestation! Every man, woman and child for themselves!

[dusty cloak]

one big larve for one big beetle!

[brittle citrus]

Kinda funny how the larva is bigger than the actual adult. Imagine if humans grew shorter as they age.

[dusty cloak]

they do i tthink?

[celest reef]

lamby has never seen an old person

[brittle citrus]

So, you were born as big as an adult?

[brittle citrus]

Go away fake Borin

[dusty cloak]

hm well surely the beetle larvae starts small no?

[brittle citrus]

Pretty sure it’s bigger than the adult

[olive heron]

meep

[dusty cloak]

when its egg is laid? im assuming it egg base

d

[brittle citrus]

Yes pan, all arthropods lay eggs. Unless they somehow became a platypus.

[dusty cloak]

yeah!

baby larva, grown larva, adalt smaller, baby small!

hercules beetles are similar to hue man

[brittle citrus]

So, about the same size

[toxic pilot]

good night my friends have a cozy weekend

[wooden sinew]

why is the 4th one deepfried

[dusty cloak]

burger

[brittle citrus]

Pan, you’re fired

[dusty cloak]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/775032ecdc3333668e0c4a3b4785ef58/011a512f3aa37bb7-40/s400x600/fff1b39c4d9728676f8345cac80bd4b944cf0978.gif

[dire pebble]

how my dogs genuinely be moving before trying to get on the couch

[brittle citrus]

Work, you damn gif

[wooden sinew]

bro just hungry

but fr my dog does the same with sand

goofy ahh

[dusty cloak]

put yo dogs away

my dog just loves to lay in leaves

leafs? leafves lef

[brittle citrus]

You were right the first time

[dusty cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/i-understand-gif-13038258428807764009

[brittle citrus]

Leave the leaves alone

[wooden sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/965639206561009664/1238178788127539330/dementia.gif

damnit why gifs giffing so slow

[brittle citrus]

You got no embed perms, PEASANT!

[wooden sinew]

😔

[brittle citrus]

[kind loom]

oh we beetle posting? AWESOME!

[kind loom]

Also which one's your favorite Beetle? Mine's Ringo

[dusty cloak]

hm..

i like the golden stag beeble

[celest reef]

beeble

[kind loom]

Dude this is like a powerup you'd find in a videogame, it gives you a +100 in bug fren-aquiring abilities

[stray mountain]

btw, I was a bit busy when I replied, but now I'm a bit more free so I wanted to day thanks for taking the time to google that, I appreciate your dedication to quality memes

[kind loom]

I think he got the info from GrubHub

[stray mountain]

I mean, it is the GrubHub. I wouldn't be surprised lol

[kind loom]

hehe

[stray mountain]

sidenote, istg nobody uses grubhub

at my work we have a grubhub tablet

[kind loom]

that 'ad' is what killed them

[stray mountain]

we get two orders a week, max

[kind loom]

all i can think of is souless corpo animation and horrible dancing

whoever thought that was a good idea killed the company

[stray mountain]

for grubhub? I haven't watched an ad in 3 years so idk what ur talking abt

is there a grubhub ad that went bad?

[kind loom]

This is what killed the company, that and poor delivery driver vetting, not to mention isnane overcharge mixed with underpaid employeeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3FnD2aZfCU&list=RD_3FnD2aZfCU&start_radio=1

[stray mountain]

ah, I see. How are they still in business?

[kind loom]

That and watching other people eat is disgusting, I never understood what's so appealing about zooming in on someone's mouth when they take a bite but almost every food company does that

[kind loom]

by a lifeline I guess

[stray mountain]

True. Eating is gross, as rocky from phm taught us

[kind loom]

rocky from what?

[stray mountain]

project hail mary

the book, and recently, movie

[kind loom]

Only time I wasn't grossed out by it, was when the CEOs were meming on McDonalds guy taking a nibble of his 'product'

because it's so bad he legally cannot call it a burger

[stray mountain]

XD

I kinda like their burgers ngl

it's not a burger

but it's yummy

[kind loom]

you're better off buying Wendy's or Burger King

[stray mountain]

In the way Taco Bell is

[stray mountain]

never had either

[kind loom]

It's casrinengenic more than anything

[stray mountain]

my father telling me Wendy's made their burgers out of boogers when I was 7 kinda ruined the chances of me ever trying it

[kind loom]

Trust me, you'll never go back when you taste the quality of a Wendy's chicken asiago burger with loaded bacon bit potato

[kind loom]

dude was a plant for mcdonalds

[stray mountain]

oh they have potatoes?

nice

[stray mountain]

he calls and called mcdonalds dog food

[kind loom]

yeah

[stray mountain]

yummy, I may have to try that

[kind loom]

honestly there's no real difference between mcdonalds and raw sewage, other than it being slightly more flavourful

[kind loom]

Want a order suggestion?

[stray mountain]

my work has potatoes, but they have vegan cheese instead of actual cheese -_-

[stray mountain]

sure

[stray mountain]

fair ngl, can't disagree

[kind loom]

homestyle or spicy chcicken asiago burger with bacon and avacado spread, loaded potato with cheese, bacon bits and sour cream, a large soda cup filled with half orange Hi-C and half Hi-C fruitpunch

you will ascend

[stray mountain]

interesting! Thanks for the recommendation. I'll prolly reroll the burger due to it being 50% stuff I don't like, but the drink & potato sounds delicious

[kind loom]

it's a chicken sandwich

or you could start off with a Dave's single with pickles, cheese and bacon

[stray mountain]

ooh, wuzzat?

[brittle citrus]

To be honest, my initial reaction was to get mad (I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!). Then a split second after the first reaction, noticed something weird. Did googling and found the weirdness and decided to keep a cool head and laugh at the illusion.

[stray mountain]

yeah I don't like chicken

[kind loom]

Dave is the creator of the Wendy's chain, a Dave's single is just a single burger patty burger. You can get a double or a tripple patty if you've a cavernous apitite

[kind loom]

THIS is a Dave's Triple. It's measured on average as about 5-6 inches of towering goodness, this is like a 'meal made out of five meals' for most

Hence my suggestion of starting off small with the Dave's Single

[stray mountain]

Lol, most excellent. The illusion is something I am def keeping the other image for, so if a server ever gets pissed abt supposed ai, I have proof it ain't

[stray mountain]

oh. Yeah that's yummy

[kind loom]

You'll a s c e n d

[stray mountain]

remove all but bacon, pickles, cheese, patties, buns, and ketchup, and you've got an excellent burger

[lime yacht]

Now here's the question, Wendy's or Arby's?

[kind loom]

a salad, you have a salad

[kind loom]

Both are good

[stray mountain]

no, I'm removing the salad

[kind loom]

I mean it doesn't need to be 1:1

[brittle citrus]

Wendy’s, I love their frosty drinks.

[kind loom]

nevermind I misread your message sorry

[kind loom]

oh, ever have a strawberry frosty?

[brittle citrus]

Strawberry is a flavor that makes my brain make the Windows 95 crash noise.

[kind loom]

that's a new one

[stray mountain]

all good

[kind loom]

Still, it's important to take accountability

[stray mountain]

fair. appreciated! you seem cool btw, nice to meet you

[kind loom]

Likewise

[kind loom]

So do you like star wars?

[quick hinge]

yes

are you partaking in any of their latest disney animations

[kind loom]

nope, outside of Mandalorian and book of Boba Fett Disney has lost my buisness indefinently because of their misgivings with Star Wars

[kind loom]

And the Darth Maul one, I need to watch Rebels first

[quick hinge]

yeah you really gotta soak in all the clone wars era story to know where you're at in the timeline

this is a year after order 66 and before maul's appearance which takes han solo's first love

[kind loom]

I'm caught up on the 2008 clonewars, sobbed like a bitch at the end of the final season, that final scene is a gutpunch and I had covid five times

[quick hinge]

i don't remember all the side stories of that era with their own team's names

[stray mountain]

not really lol. You like deadlock?

I watched a bit of Star wars with a friend once

[quick hinge]

bad batch.. uh.. unaltered girl boba fett.. durrr... the ahsoka team with the blind guy

[kind loom]

never played, am on PS5

[kind loom]

Bad Batch was sabotaged I SWEAR

they did that one character so dirty in the final episode

not to mention ||that's the payoff for the zillo beast clone comment?||

[quick hinge]

i don't remember what happened to her , the only visions i have of them are somebody checking up on them when they're old

riding around a desert planert on a scuffed walker

[kind loom]

oh you've missed much more than I

[kind loom]

I mostly play HellDivers, Battlefield 1 and sometimes Battlefront classic collection

[quick hinge]

they all just went on sale. almost bought 3

[stray mountain]

oh nice! helldivers is fun, tho it's been getting bad community-wise recently

[kind loom]

honestly the main issue(s) stem from arrowhead royally dicking up the game with each update because apparently they can't playtest to save their company

That and the past few major orders have been just 'here's the reward' and then rugpull things artificially because of how getting something major completed works.

We had a collective finite pool of lives to take Cyberstan, the clanker capital of the game, and that finite pool of lives would drop every time someone died in-game on any front by any means. so there were intentional teamkilling sabotages and suicides (in-game) to sabotage said lives. That and the progression of percentages of missions completed weren't registering

It was a bigger mess after someone who's lactose intollorant drinking an XL creamy milkshake

And that's not even counting all the weapon ruining nerfs

It's like DRG but GSG hates us

Sorry, just burned out

[quick hinge]

that wasn't a train i jumped on

[kind loom]

?

[quick hinge]

the hypetrain for helldivies

[kind loom]

you're smart, it's the only decently passible crossplatform game, it's the only reason I keep it downloaded

because the average experience is just

[vagrant night]

I had the movie and another one with ||Maul||, finally got to binge it a few years ago and damn is it good

[kind loom]

fun fact, if you watch episodes 3 and 6 at the same time ||vader gets masked as the same time he's cremated||

[vagrant night]

Real

Hot take: the clone wars is the best part of star wars

[lime yacht]

Or the gameplay ruining nerfs on some Gaijin shenanigans. "Oh you like dropping your pod on the high ground to give yourself a tactical advantage? Too bad, in fact the system we implemented will ricochet your pod off to the side causing you to miss where you thought you were going to land by ten miles. Oh and it's buggy."

[vagrant night]

Love the droids

[hoary fox]

Ripped 2 cigs and 2 beers then drove to zaxbys

Fridays

[quick hinge]

who was the pom pom sized alien that had a harram of r2 d2's

was that clone wars

[vagrant night]

Driving in my car-

[kind loom]

please

[kind loom]

Honestly the entirety of the prequels was the best becuase george finally had the computational means to make his vision a reality

[lime yacht]

Gaijin does the same shit, they'll make big, wide open maps and their entire reason for putting up kill walls recently and shrinking map sizes is.. "because we want everyone to have fun."

[quick hinge]

yeah i appreciate all the filler

[kind loom]

the best way to play warthunder is hitting the delete button

[quick hinge]

seeing the phantom menace sequels was so wrong as a child you knew the lore gap was missing

[lime yacht]

It's like that meme about the CoDification of Battlefield map design where you need to have a constant stream of dopamine for the players

[hoary fox]

And ill still play it because I love the game

Yummy slop

[kind loom]

Honestly George making the political delegating a prominent aspect of Episode one isn't filler, it's giving the setup to what'd eventually be the empire.

[lime yacht]

I uninstalled

[vagrant night]

I also just... don't like rebel stories

[kind loom]

That and everyone then mocked George for making trade route disputes a major focus of the film...

[lime yacht]

Ironic.

[quick hinge]

did they lol

[kind loom]

pretty much

now look at us

[hoary fox]

Yall remember angry birds transformers

[vagrant night]

Never thought I'd say "I love politics" but look at the prequel era, it's insane

[quick hinge]

sure transformers with a black guy, i seen it

[kind loom]

Not to mention George Lucas is an anthropologist. He's studied world culture and history his entire life, he based all of star wars off of actual real life political, historical and religious inspirations.

[hoary fox]

What lol

[quick hinge]

thought you were referring to the beast wars movie

there's an angry bird... transformer

[hoary fox]

No the game

[kind loom]

The prequel politics were honestly the best part and during the 2008 tv show he got a lot better at fleshing it all out more cohesively to where it's just enough to make you interested but keep you in want of more

[vagrant night]

Exactly

[hoary fox]

Vince dicola wrote the soundtrack for the game

Which is funny ash

[kind loom]

The deregulation of the banks was such a peak episode

[vagrant night]

The clone wars 2008 show is hands down my favorite part of star wars

Rebels was alright too actually

[hoary fox]

Bad batch was betta

[kind loom]

pity they disneyified the animation

[quick hinge]

did you like the samurai jack variant

gendry... dekorsky... did some.. animations... uhh.. the siege of corruscant

[vagrant night]

I never got to finish it was feeling the disney burnout by then

[quick hinge]

some bigass jedi carried palpatine around on his back force jumping and shit

[kind loom]

Also did you know that most ships from star wars were based off of actual real life vehicles?

[kind loom]

you'll enjoy it but also be disappointed with its conclusion

[quick hinge]

i think it was also the same animation guy that created mace windu's soloing the droid army with his bare hands

[vagrant night]

I think ||someone dies|| but that's literally all I know

Cool concept too and I like the rebels tie in

[quick hinge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/darth-jar-jar-lightning--k01KQK70BMZPE9XEDNT5JXPRHRA

ah this place isn't gif safe

[vagrant night]

I have no idea
Never watched samurai jack tbh

Didn't get anything on cartoon network either, thanks adult swim

[quick hinge]

primal season 2 just wrapped up

[quick hinge]

that's more samurai jack work. probably his last

[kind loom]

Say for instance the Naboo Royal ship is based off of the SR71

[quick hinge]

what... what... what is watto based off of..... 🙂

[kind loom]

The ARC170 was based off of the Douglas A20

[quick hinge]

roughneck starship trooper chronicles

[kind loom]

The Milenium Falcon was based off of the B29

[plain pagoda]

holy peak mentioned!!!

[kind loom]

nice try, not falling for that one again

[stray mountain]

no ur good, I agree ngl. just the community's response to it is disappointing as well imo

like the doxxing

[quick hinge]

will palpatine ressurect himself, again

[kind loom]

those people need to be studied

[stray mountain]

very sane response

[kind loom]

thank you

[kind loom]

so do you breathe fire?

[stray mountain]

nop! I breathe Lightning

[kind loom]

well that's shocking

I bet you were estatic to discover that power

I mean, CURRENTly that's rather rare

[stray mountain]

XD, true!

[stray mountain]

ye, I dun see many others

[kind loom]

guess I'm guilty as CHARGEd for the horrible jokes

[stray mountain]

yeah, Watt a joke. Truly an Electrifying experience, for sure

[kind loom]

it's still enLIGHTNINGing

[kind loom]

careful, if we keep this up they'll PUNish us

[stray mountain]

true. We do not want to fuck with the Pun Police

[kind loom]

The Punlice you mean

[stray mountain]

They WILL mess us up

[kind loom]

they'll send us to the state PUNitentary

Maybe they'll send us down the PUNisuala PUNinsula

Or lock us up somehwere in PUNcilvenia

[stray mountain]

see, this is quality bad puns

reusing the same joke 4 times

[hoary fox]

Is far far west good

[snow mango]

I only played the demo a long time ago but it was a lot of fun

[quick hinge]

may as well say yeah, 40k dudes can't be wrong. ride the wave with them

[hoary fox]

Aight

[quick hinge]

makes me think rogue core's launch is going to be huge

[quick hinge]

very drg inspired i didn't watch the trailer before i said what i said

[hoary fox]

Thats what ive heard

[quick hinge]

they even got the dance and half the gun pov's

[exotic depot]

dead ass chat

[elder yarrow]

Someone call Ser Punce

[kind loom]

Better call the PUNtigon because I just made it five

👉 😎 👉

[kind loom]

🧟

[frosty granite]

Hell yeah

[stray mountain]

most excellent

[kind loom]

thank you

[lunar wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-friday-ferret-friday-gif-1787805719481485925

[frosty granite]

Indubitably

[kind loom]

:D

Fox Friday too

[frosty granite]

Ferrets are my third favorite animals

[lunar wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-fox-fennec-cute-little-fox-adorable-fox-gif-7138657310881122829

[lunar wadi]

Am literally ferret

[frosty granite]

Foxes are my second favorite

And bunnies are my first

[kind loom]

what's your first favorite

[frosty granite]

I absolutely love bunnies

[frosty granite]

@kind loom

[kind loom]

then you'll love watership down, it's a cute book and movie

(but for real don't watch it if you're faint of heart)

[kind loom]

bnnuy

[frosty granite]

I've heard of that one

[frosty granite]

Yeee

[kind loom]

🐇

[lunar wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[frosty granite]

Someone drew this for me for my birthday a few days ago

[frosty granite]

NNNOOOOOOOOOO

[lunar wadi]

Mine now

[kind loom]

10/10 would feed sweet hay to

[frosty granite]

NUH UH

[frosty granite]

Heheheheheh yee

[kind loom]

you're right, I call dibs on you, you're my bun bud now

[frosty granite]

Infinite hay

Wut

[kind loom]

you are being friendshipped, do not resist

In other words, we're friends now

[frosty granite]

Hell yeah

[kind loom]

Do you play HellDivers 2?

[frosty granite]

Nah, I don't have it (yet)

[kind loom]

we be divin' soon me boy arg arg arg arg🦀 🧽 ⭐ 🦑 🐿️

[frosty granite]

Lmao

[lunar wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/stoat-stoat-saturday-saturday-mustelid-gif-12536188386632249446

[kind loom]

nice

[tender imp]

good

[magic junco]

Hallelujah amen 🙏

[ornate ember]

||🍑💨||

[jolly steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/this-gif-is-also-very-pointless-this-is-pointless-worthless-attempt-dog-slide-gif-27495996

[ornate ember]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

Tenor no longer embeds btw

[white ruin]

Meow

[limber latch]

no longer?

never did in this chat

[dire pebble]

huge marathon run done

[tender imp]

nibr

nice

[stone heath]

I guess the glazers are still deeply in believe that ah can do nothing wrong

[ocean rose]

bro my rimworld colonist is marrying somebody injured

did not know this works

[native pendant]

trying my hand at making a nuke missile with create aeronautics

[tender imp]

good

next make a mech

[tender imp]

"🎶 here comes the sun🎶 "

[upper cradle]

Found it

[tender imp]

this is mine now

you're not getting it back

[lilac kiln]

yeah it was this

[devout notch]

Uh ohh

[upper cradle]

Funniest thing is that I randomly stumbled on it while scrolling twitter

[bright cove]

I saw piscine wyvern and had war flashbacks

[native pendant]

you should watch out when you attack one from the sides

[upper cradle]

Also what the fuck is that

[rigid niche]

There should be larger one. Headless mammal creature from chinese mythology. xd

Don't ask why it has no head. Its an void creature of sorts. Its head is empty

Can't type or spell chinese words tho :x

Pronounced as "Hundun" or something

[rotund path]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caballucos_del_Diablu

[rigid niche]

I wanna give an interesting eggs fact: the second layer of egg which its yellow, is not the chick. When egg is pregnant, there is actually an third layer of red jelly like substance that forms flesh and bones. I know it must sound weird.

[rotund path]

never heard a fertilised egg described as being pregnant before. LOL

[rigid niche]

Language barrier xd

Essenced egg?

Fertilized egg?

No clue

[tender imp]

hey ya bronze and sherlock

[rigid niche]

Hello ^^

All my eggs sold twice an week. I am saving economy and reducing egg prices by producing something nobody produces. And egg is high source of protein i think. Reason this happened is huge spike of farm animal food prices

So farmers cant afford to feed them anymore and cut their excess chicken for meat. Resulting shortage of eggs

[tender imp]

good

[rigid niche]

As years pass. Farm animals go lower and lower and eventually every animal product will become unaffordable in turkey. We aleady gave up on meat prices at this point xd

[rotund path]

But yes, the yolk is a food supply that the embryonic crature in the egg feeds from during its development. Some reptiles still have the remnants attached when they hatch refered to as the drogue.

[rigid niche]

So that is why people feed eggs yellow stuff to chicks for vitamin and growth?

[rotund path]

it drops off within a day or two of hatching

[tender imp]

interesting lizard

[rigid niche]

To my knowledge. Ducks bypass chickens flaws on egg hatching. They can hatch as if it drops an dry and dead duck but becomes alive after hours. If this would happened to chicken it would mean its not alive :x

American ducks (forgot their latin name) use their males for incubation instead of females. Female might sit next to male to aid if its rear feathers can't fit all eggs but usually males becomes protective and grumpy instead of females

[south sand]

I usually don't post stuff like this but my close friend's dog passed away earlier today. Here's some pictures of his fluffy ball as a part of our little memorial

[native pendant]

is this hull to big?

[cedar zephyr]

<@&296918282403840000>

[tender imp]

impressively high

[lilac kiln]

@upper cradle i get it now

[upper cradle]

"I wish someone created torment chamber of death and despair"
Last stand minigame:

[lilac kiln]

Its true

[urban wharf]

Howmuch time is that anyway

[upper cradle]

I still dont fucking know what the 100% win strat is, I just got lucky on my ~4th? attempt and didnt get gorillion footballers on my ass

I still think bobsled bonanza is worse tbh

[lilac kiln]

I remember getting i think 3 gargs in a row on an endless run in one lane

[lilac kiln]

Awful

Awful and vile

[rigid niche]

Football zombie? They are like an normal zombie except don't 100% die to lane of two peashooters or something. Meanwhile having an full lane of blazing gatling peashooters can't stop an single enraged gargantuar zombie. (Pvz fusion)

Enraged gargantuar basically has twice as much health as normal gargantuar zombie

[lilac kiln]

Also getting gargs and balloon zombies for 3 "levels" in a row on roof endless hard mode

[rigid niche]

Baloon zombies die to one (i was doing something didnt noticed pressed enter XD)

[lilac kiln]

And im a bum who refuses to buy cactuses

So i had to use blover

[upper cradle]

Why

Cactuses are goated lowk

[urban wharf]

Not hugable
Bad plant

[upper cradle]

They are if you are brave enough

[lilac kiln]

Idk i just almost never bothered to use them in the main campaign and it stuck

I also never used plantern

I hate plantern

I always just used blover because it deals both with fog and balloons so i only need 1 plant instead of 2

[upper cradle]

I just hate fog because its just boring and sucks

[rigid niche]

Oh accidentally pressed enter xD

I was doing something urgent xD

[bright cove]

you would hate silent hill

[rigid niche]

Then there is bucketheadwallnutballoon zombie that doesn't lands when hit. You need like entire lane of cactus and too heavy to be fully blown, instead pushed an little

[bright cove]

is this pvz 3 or something

[rigid niche]

And there is like 10 of them on screen spread evenly and proably first zombie spawns in

Its pvz fusion

If you are busy building sun you give up your first lanwmover to one of them

[lilac kiln]

Ok but since its pvz fusion you probably get some nuclear cactus that shoots doom shrooms that also freeze everything on the screen

[rigid niche]

This jackson zombie instantly slides all the way into 75% of your lawn lane then spawns 4 pole vaulter zombies that spawns 4 pole vaulter zombies each after thry jump. You need an plant at edge of the lane to make its slide stop early. Bypasses tall nuts because one pole vaulter spawns in front of them

That is like over 12 zombies instantly spawned next to your landmower

[rigid niche]

Yeah, You can do that. I personally use cactus+star fruit. It attacks only air but shoots any lane like an cattail but shoots 5 of them. One per lane makes it impossible for air zombies to advance

I gotta go back to work real quick xd

[native pendant]

who would've thought putting a giant diesel engine on an airship makes it go really fast

[tender imp]

"smooth criminal"

[tender imp]

looks cool

what is your modpack?

[native pendant]

modpack?

[tender imp]

yes

[native pendant]

I just grab whatever mods I feel look cool and add it to the pile

it's mostly iron's spells addons and create addons

[tender imp]

may i see the pile for this one?

so i can copy it?

[tender imp]

ah iron's spells and create

i mean i knew the second one

but the first one is unexpected

[native pendant]

well yeah I haven't magic yet

[tender imp]

ok

[native pendant]

hold on a sec

[teal shadow]

if you want some more magic mods, Malum is a based for the newer versions

there's also ars nouvao (idk if I spelled the second part right)

[native pendant]

here's the mod pile

[tender imp]

i see

thanks

[tender imp]

you did not but neither do i

[native pendant]

there's also cataclysm in here

[tender imp]

good to know

[teal shadow]

ah, l_ender_catacylsm, good memories of duping (although that's more of alex mobs fault)

[native pendant]

I want to add alex's mobs in, it has an unofficial neoforge port

though I gotta remember to disable seagull spawns

[teal shadow]

lel

true

[native pendant]

most obnoxious mob in that mod

[teal shadow]

alex mobs is a rather op mod

especially on a server

[novel onyx]

Chronicles Zero, via @Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nexusinteractive/chronicles-zero?ref=android_project_share

[brittle citrus]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[strange cradle]

what, you don't like your important food items getting stolen, potentially permanently lost?

[teal shadow]

at least it's not fairies from ice and fire

[rigid niche]

Takes me too long to notice: Seagull in japanese is Umineko. You see it too? Umi=Sea. Neko=Cat.

[native pendant]

ice and fire had more annoying mobs

and they both spawn on the ocean

[boreal marlin]

stepped on a forbidden piece of lego?

[stone heath]

The shadow dimension lego piece

[brittle citrus]

Just waking up the house.

[boreal marlin]

Ah, any luck?

[brittle citrus]

Well, you’re here, so I believe it worked.

[boreal marlin]

I always was here

[brittle citrus]

No you ain’t, you vagrant.

[stone heath]

It's amazing how people will defend a game and the company

And yep I'm talking bout helldivas

[boreal marlin]

Walking from one room to another does not count

[brittle citrus]

I declare you homeless

[boreal marlin]

now you are my roommate

cuz whole world is my room now

[brittle citrus]

I will shit on the couch

[boreal marlin]

Not in the IKEA, any other couch stores will do

[brittle citrus]

I will shit on all couches to win. There’s no depth I won’t sink to.

[boreal marlin]

That is some dedication, impressive.
However you will never find my couch

[brittle citrus]

I’m a bug that evolved the way of the bloodhound, I will find it one day.

[upper cradle]

Cant believe I deadass spent 3,000 coins on this lazy ass fucker

[boreal marlin]

It could be decoy one

[rigid niche]

I am unblocking you. We are now on neutral terms. Do not resist xD

Me ending my rivalry to see my opponents blocked words. His words: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[brittle citrus]

I’ll open that can of worms later.

[inland prawn]

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/hogwarts-legacy - this game is free to take until tomorrow. Wow. i already had it from previous giveaway. Also on Steam another free game is avalable. Overcome your fears caretaker.

[haughty yacht]

Thankyou bro

[elder yarrow]

apparently it's region locked from Russia

[desert cedar]

There were an unnatural amount of femboys at my cities comic con this year

[mossy hound]

Uhhhh

Actual femboys or just memers?

[desert cedar]

Actual

[mossy hound]

Huh

[desert cedar]

Their migrating on some national geographic shit

[kind loom]

bet

[kind loom]

Stinky is a pitfall, you got scammed

[upper cradle]

Fishmael

[limber latch]

hap birf

[brittle citrus]

BORDER!!!!!! Question

[lilac kiln]

Only last stand and zombotany 2 left for gold trophy

[modern heath]

Cats can bark because they have similar vocal cords to dogs

[urban wharf]

Then why cant dogs meow

[desert cedar]

Their a vibe tho since they’re like shiny pokemon in my country

[tawny arch]

Can be sold for high amounts of cash and cherished by collectors?

[modern heath]

They can

[urban wharf]

Nuh uh

[brittle citrus]

Dogs got no flexible lips

[urban wharf]

Sucks for them

[desert cedar]

The next time a homeless man asks u for a dollar, make him do a lil dance first

[stray mountain]

that's the mystical area of land mirage wants for the djinn

(deadlock)

[tender imp]

darn it

the source code is glitching again

[rotund path]

well it's better than what happens when the printer head jams

[tender imp]

oh no i know that one

[rotund path]

Wide America

[silent herald]

Good thing im not north-american, so this video looks normal to me

[celest reef]

Damn that was so fast that I only scrolled up for a second and saw the aftermath

[robust burrow]

jeez, some people do not know how to not click on links they don't recognize and it shows

[celest reef]

Some people never learned of scams and it shows

Either that or just a bot

[robust burrow]

the user had a union badge

[celest reef]

Well I couldn't see it

[robust burrow]

regardless, just
please, don't ever click on links or download files you don't recognize or weren't expecting, never enter your account info anywhere other than the actual site you want to get into (read the URL), and always be skeptical of anything that sounds too good to be true

[lilac kiln]

woah 50 bucks

just for me

[robust burrow]

in all fairness i got lucky and spotted the message as it was sent

[wraith sonnet]

<@&296918282403840000> I got what appears to be a scam message from a user in this server in my DM's, any chance I can forward it to someone as proof so you can ban them?

[wide sluice]

ya

show me

[wraith sonnet]

Here or DM?

[wide sluice]

dm

[limber latch]

yes yes

@regal nest I see what you did there

[kind loom]

bnnuy

[robust burrow]

ChatGPT antisemitism phase real?

(context: goblins originate from unflattering caricatures of Jewish people, closely related to classical depictions of witches
using goblins in your media isn't necessarily antisemetic, you just wanna be careful not to fall into the same racist stereotypes)

[frosty granite]

WHERE???

[brittle citrus]

May I pick your nose?

[limber latch]

Sorry, nothing left to pick

[kind loom]

bnnuy boop right here

[brittle citrus]

I’ll find gold in that nose one way or another

[limber latch]

There is no nose

😢

[kind loom]

thas a bnnuy

[frosty granite]

Indeed

[kind loom]

you is a bnnuy

[frosty granite]

I'm is a human

A Hungry Human

[kind loom]

wrong, you is bnnuy

[kind loom]

🥗

[regal nest]

Ain't nuked, therefore I didn't do it

[wide sluice]

nooo not styx

[frosty granite]

Also, despite my pfp, I'm not a furry

[limber latch]

You've tried to spread the word of gob

[kind loom]

do you like goblin good food? I have wendy's suggestion for you

[kind loom]

Riiiiiiiight, you. are. bnnuy. do not resist

[upper cradle]

Is this real

[frosty granite]

My pfp is something someone drew for me for my birthday

[regal nest]

No, I only eat dry wall

[kind loom]

I know, just having fun

[limber latch]

yes

[regal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-gif-24388510

[limber latch]

what if wall accidentally wet?

[regal nest]

Then I can't eat it!

[kind loom]

but dry wall low in fiber, burger is high in fiber

[limber latch]

u drink it?

[regal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[kind loom]

what about fiberglass insulation

[regal nest]

Too spicy

[kind loom]

that's just mcdonalds 'milkshake'

[limber latch]

says who?

you drank all of my jet fuel!

[kind loom]

hmmm, what about lead water pipes?

[regal nest]

Ehhh, too messy. Would prefer to eat the wires in your house

[kind loom]

that's liquid death, man. How many times do I need to tell you not to mix 5 hour energy, redbull and monster in the 7-11 big gulp slurpy cups

[regal nest]

I am in your walls

[kind loom]

you better be payin' rent

[regal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[frosty granite]

I eat rocks

[limber latch]

relax, I've thinned it with battery acid and caffeine pills

[boreal marlin]

It was posted so many times
where is dumplings boiled in watermelon

[frosty granite]

Geodes are like gushers for me

[boreal marlin]

If you think about it, mineral water is juice from rocks

[kind loom]

that's just mountain dew

[kind loom]

all drinks are rock juice

Hey has anyone been getting DMs from someone called 'honeybee'? I got one about an offer to make me a vtuber/vrchat avatar with little prior conversation.

I think it's a scammer or something

he joined the server and has no prior posts, just sent me a friend request with no previous interactions, I think it might be a bot or scammer.

[brittle citrus]

You’ll eat what is put on your plate

[robust burrow]

i got a friend request because i have random DMs turned off

[kind loom]

From this one?@scenic kestrel

[robust burrow]

yee

[kind loom]

No server posts at all, highly suspect

[kind loom]

what game?

[keen quest]

marvel rivals- vampire mode

[kind loom]

oh neat

[keen quest]

worth playing

[kind loom]

I've a backlog currently

[keen quest]

fair point lol

[kind loom]

So, do you play any other games?

[keen quest]

not really, been busy with work. MR is the only one i play occasionally

[kind loom]

Annnnnd DRG I hope

[keen quest]

DRG was previous focused game lol

[kind loom]

well maybe you should rock and stone sometime

[keen quest]

always fun to RnS with friends :)

[plain pagoda]

excuse me this is the non-drg chat

[keen quest]

silence you leaf lover

[kind loom]

we most revoke beer liscense

[plain pagoda]

go on then continue

[kind loom]

you'll drink diet water so help me

[keen quest]

diet water is funny lmao

[kind loom]

you're now manually breathing, fudge you

[brittle citrus]

I hate automation, I do everything manually.

[kind loom]

it's real

Sorry tried to copy/paste an image, must've clicked a link

[narrow sail]

Manual Samuel over here.

I came to the realisation earlier that figuring out guns in-universe in Minecraft... probably wouldn't be that difficult.

I can imagine that the process would start with someone faffing about with firework rocket payloads.

They end up loading a solid payload and accidentally invent a tank shell.

Or at least they would have if the thing didn't fall straight to the ground, leading to "How do I make this small enough to actually work?"

[kind loom]

you're now conciously blinking

[narrow sail]

Which then leads to the invention of the bullet. A rather janky bullet, but still a bullet.

All they need to do now is light the powder.

Problem. Thing explodes in your face. Solution: Contain the blast by making a barrel for what is by now a rather primitive gun.

Like... you can see how that process would happen in-universe in Minecraft, yeah?

[kind loom]

gunpowder but no gun

[narrow sail]

WHICH IS WHERE THE NAME WOULD COME FROM.

[kind loom]

but gunpowder was called such after it was used for guns

backwards, minecraft inovation is.

[narrow sail]

I mean, we went from Tank Shells to Bullets so...

It very much is.

I genuinely do think the idea of gun development if it were in Minecraft would go: Rocket, Tank Shell, Bullet, Gun.

Which is fuckin' hilarious.

[kind loom]

I mean we had Zeppelins before motorcycles

no seriously that's an actual thing

[narrow sail]

I-

[upper cradle]

A very interesting question

[narrow sail]

who the fuck starts a conversation like that you just sat down

[kind loom]

AYOOOOOO HOL' UP

[narrow sail]

To be fair, beeg engine is easier than smol engine.

[modern heath]

The French are responsible to why fashion is gendered

[upper cradle]

I think a better question would be

[kind loom]

good point

[upper cradle]

Was hitler a nazi?

[kind loom]

what about the droid attack on the wookies?

[desert cedar]

Idk

Maybe

[kind loom]

I'm dipping before I get banned, see y'all

[modern heath]

Yes

[narrow sail]

A motorcycle engine is... honestly astonishing that it even exists.

[desert cedar]

Oh shit I am probably gonna get banned

[upper cradle]

Maybe not banned but warned

[modern heath]

Often overdressed people are why men wearing dresses really is why nobody likes it

It's not because it is gendered the last time fashion wasn't gendered we had a revolution

It's been over 300 years but yeah