non-drg-chat

[brittle citrus]

I have decided today to become the villain of today’s story.

[ornate kettle]

Isn't that always tho

[upper cradle]

This u?

[winged pike]

I have decided today to become the hero of today’s story.

[brittle citrus]

Do not read the alphabet earlier

[brittle citrus]

Haven’t been one in 12 months

[brittle citrus]

Too much red for my liking.

[upper cradle]

What color it should be then

[tawny arch]

Geen

Because he can be placed there

[brittle citrus]

I do not enjoy green

[brittle citrus]

Not sure but there’s just too much red.

[winged pike]

That is beautiful

[upper cradle]

Now it just looks like fart throne or smth

[brittle citrus]

Nope, I don’t like green and there’s too much green.

[winged pike]

I think it needs more green

[brittle citrus]

ANY MINUTE NOW TATER

[winged pike]

Ohhhhh babyyy

[brittle citrus]

Needs more deep frying

[winged pike]

We're going nuclear

John you should do photoshop for a living

[upper cradle]

Green levels over 9000

[winged pike]

I'd pay for this quality work

Holy cow he is good

[upper cradle]

I could make so many people who want to turn green happy

Green for everyone

[winged pike]

Nearing green 10,000

[tawny tundra]

make it blue

and add fosheye

[stone heath]

Make it purple

Like purple Homer Simpson

[winged pike]

John will have to start charging soon

[tawny arch]

1 green dollar

. Jpg

[tawny tundra]

this is great

lovely

[winged pike]

Woahhh

[upper cradle]

What am I even doing

[tawny arch]

What if... he was... okay

[winged pike]

Art

[tawny arch]

Smokers teeth

[upper cradle]

This is the type of shit they put on packs of cigarettes in Europe

[brittle citrus]

Not deep fried enough, I gotta have more cowbell DEEP FRIED IMAGE

[tawny arch]

Smoking turns you into an office worker

[tawny tundra]

elden ring boss

[winged pike]

I think being an office worker turns you into a smoker

[tawny arch]

Wrong

Speaking from experience

[winged pike]

I lost my mind when I had a desk job

[tawny arch]

If every desk job person had a gun... I don't know how that would turn out

[winged pike]

Not good for sure

[upper cradle]

The only desk job I ever had was an aperture desk job

[tawny arch]

They should give that robot a gun

[winged pike]

+100 gamer cred

[upper cradle]

My levels of unemployment are yet to be studied

Does anyone remember that one game about bugs

Where they like have a war n shit going on

In a kitchen

I think it was a mobile game

[winged pike]

You lost me at kitchen

[upper cradle]

Maybe not only kitchen I don’t remember honestly

I think all bugs had these enormous round eyes

[tawny arch]

Bug fables at first, but lost it at kitchen

I guess there was a kitchen at the end though

[winged pike]

I watched monster bug wars on the science channel as a kid

[upper cradle]

I think I found it

[winged pike]

but that's all I got

[upper cradle]

It’s called bug heroes

Turns out it was tower defense

[winged pike]

He'll see you from miles away

[upper cradle]

You can tell this guy already seen some fucked up stuff just by the look of his eyes

[winged pike]

Definitely

[mint aurora]

what's up everyone
it's been a while

[restive pier]

What happened to Y.

[brittle citrus]

I deleted it to become the villain for today.

[restive pier]

Wack

[brittle citrus]

Haven’t gotten my reaction yet but I can wait.

Or maybe not now that I realize that would be a pain to do

[brittle citrus]

So, I found this in my feed just now. Getting a Gmod film was something not on my 2026 bingo card but here we are.

https://youtu.be/oBcJOKxgCCA?si=vGfd-1QM0xKAPZL4

[restive pier]

Bug Heroes mention! :0

hey you wanna see what the generic flea looks like across all the games?
#non-drg-chat message

[narrow sail]

Oh my god they're such a goober.

[restive pier]

The way they designed the first game’s creatures amuse me greatly

[remote lantern]

the evil role in wows

[restive pier]

Unsurprisingly, in-game screenshots of these characters and this game are hard to find

[restive pier]

This is probably my favorite enemy design from the game tho

[upper cradle]

I am quite a fan of designs based on insects

One of the reasons why I liked Flyknight

[upper cradle]

My fav gotta be that one with green glowing eyes

[restive pier]

Green glowing eyes?

[limber latch]

Sam Fisher

[restive pier]

he's a bug?!

[limber latch]

He plants bugs

[upper cradle]

3 eyes

2 antennas on the sides of the head

Yeah he is definitely a bug

[upper cradle]

Also I think the one I am talking about is not an enemy

[near orchid]

i wish pc handheld manufacturers would stop trying to push high resolutions on handhelds that physically cannot do it yet

i want a z1e chip handheld that does 720p60 instead of stupid resolutions like 1440p30

the resolution for the legion go 1 is 1600p, which is 1440 in a 16:10 ratio

[ornate kettle]

Steam deck is 800p probably the best your gonna get

With the option of third party 1080p screens

[tender imp]

go go gadget pixel reducer

[tawny arch]

You don't need it, you know what it is

[boreal marlin]

I cast turn undead

Turn into kpop band

[tender imp]

your a warrior buddy not a cleric

[brittle citrus]

Why are you like this. The bones are just dancing.

[tender imp]

but you can beat them up

[boreal marlin]

I'm a cleric with few levels in fighter, duh

[brittle citrus]

Wouldn’t that be a paladin?

[boreal marlin]

Yes, but I have more spells, and not lawful, teehee

[tender imp]

nah paladins are their own class

[tender imp]

ducks :)

[brittle citrus]

sneeze

[stone heath]

Holy shield is holy shit

Bless you

[tender imp]

smite is not

anyway i cast DIVINE SMITE through my fists

[stone heath]

I cast Exorcism

[boreal marlin]

Bless you, Lammy

[tender imp]

https://youtu.be/8TiqiOexD-8?list=RD8TiqiOexD-8

have this

i like it

[upper cradle]

Cleric would definitely say this

Maybe when casting ”cure all” type of spell or smth

[spark sigil]

hi non-drg chat

[narrow sail]

If you were to add two new teams to TF2 (Pink and White), what would their three letter acronyms be?

[rigid niche]

I could be the only Kawakami princess fan in the universe, she is like top 5 least popular playable uma musume. She likes anime, she like fighting with her fists, absurdly weird like sakura bakushin o. her voice is so silly.

Most people don't know but she has unique voicelines when teamed with King Halo.

Since she is daughter of King Halo, King->Daughter=Princess

[narrow sail]

neat.

[opaque drum]

PNK & WHT obv.

[narrow sail]

Well yes, but the words in said acronyms.

We have Reliable Excavation & Demolition and Builder's League United.

What would PNK and WHT stand for?

TF2C has Global Radio Network and Yard Logistics Workers.

[opaque drum]

Something German for Pnk, so you can end with Korporation

[narrow sail]

Oooooh.

[tawny arch]

Poultry Nesting Korps

Idk

[opaque drum]

Or Japanese, for their work for manufacfuring

[tender imp]

tabaxi necromancer

[tender imp]

the dm

and the parties smart guy

[narrow sail]

Panzer something Korporation.

[opaque drum]

Worldwide Housing Technologies

[tender imp]

your character looks like a barbarian artificer multiclass

[opaque drum]

WHT

[narrow sail]

oooooh.

[tawny arch]

Watt hectic technologies

Also idk

[opaque drum]

Worldwide Health Technologies

[rigid niche]

Portside Naval Kontrol

[narrow sail]

YES.

[tawny arch]

We're going worldwide

[rigid niche]

Patrol Navigation Kin

[opaque drum]

Huh?

[tender imp]

nah giving you classes

[narrow sail]

Who we would be in DND I assume.

[tender imp]

for dnd

[tender imp]

yes

[narrow sail]

Based on PFPs.

[opaque drum]

Oh

[tender imp]

that or if in character i'd say warforged

[opaque drum]

This isn't my normal pfp. I'm wearing this pfp in boycott of Ai slop

[tender imp]

can't think of a class fitting to you

perhaps druid? because moldy?

[rigid niche]

I will pick any class that lets me wear armor, heal and protect

[tawny arch]

Mm... skeeltosn

[opaque drum]

My username has nothing to do with spores or mould.

Just... fyi.

I play into it, but originally, that's not why i'm called moldy.

[narrow sail]

Does it have to do with a certain Doom mapper/animator?

[opaque drum]

I play a lot of coop games, and I am often the "Jack of all trades" on the team. I fit into every mold, every role, any gap that needs closing up.

[narrow sail]

Ah. I see.

[upper cradle]

What would ”Jerk of all trades” do

[narrow sail]

Kick you in the groin and call you a loser.

[opaque drum]

Be a nuisance to everyone

Sneeze into your ballcap

[rigid niche]

Be rude, be unproductive. -Evil sniper

[opaque drum]

Wire the light sockets upside down

[tawny arch]

I loved the evil versions meme when it was around

Unplug your controller

[rigid niche]

Fighting up close is an bad hobby foe, its effordless play, indoors. I deny you ever eat. Why start of the night unless there is minus two animals gone from space?

[upper cradle]

Raiden, turn the game console off right now!!!!1

[rigid niche]

Bye ignore enemy, i am an holigaan, which it contradicts the fact that i confound solutions, not solutions like what isn't uglyness. -Evil engineer

Concrate shrinks, fish walk, moom darkers, but sista, i heal animals! I am weakness of society! -Evil scout

[tender imp]

cleric or paladin

depending on which subclass you could wear heavy armor and use heavy weapons as a cleric

[rigid niche]

Cleric can fight? Is there subclass that i can bash peoples head with sticks?

[tender imp]

clerics can do that in dnd

[upper cradle]

Monk idk

Or Druid

Depends

[rigid niche]

I wanna heal people tho. Without any gimmicks.

Unless monk and druid can heal as well

I have 0 clue about dnd classes

[upper cradle]

@tender imp DND expert, can we have an opinion if monks can heal people or not

[tender imp]

yes

it depends

on the subclass

there is one subclass which has that ability

[rigid niche]

i want blunt weapons, medium to heavy armor, and not using magic for anything beside support and utility, i don't wanna become "i cast fireball!"

[tender imp]

that's cleric

[rigid niche]

Allright cleric it is xd

[upper cradle]

Dont clerics use spells tho

[tender imp]

they use maces and hammers

[teal shadow]

in pathfinder anyone can heal, if you pick up skill training in medicine and skill feats for treating wounds more effectively

[tender imp]

yes but they can use both support and utility spells

but also attack spells

such as holy weapon

which summons a magical divine weapon that hovers around

[upper cradle]

Hey I know that one

[tender imp]

i don't know what its called

[urban wharf]

Those people that snap your limbs (i forgot the name)

[upper cradle]

Shadowheart in bg3 has it

[tender imp]

forgot their name too

[upper cradle]

Limbsnapper monk

🥸

[tender imp]

but they can take pain away from you but also give it to you

and they wear stylish masks

such as plague doctor masks

[tender imp]

a utility spell for example is zone of truth

anyone in the zone is forced to speak the truth

also depending on what subclass you have you can gain access to heavy armor and weapons

[upper cradle]

Kinda like silence spell? It creates a certain area that applies said effect onto everyone within it?

[tender imp]

yeah

but it's centered on the cleric

[teal shadow]

I remember when I used to play 5e, the grave cleric existed

that was balanced

[upper cradle]

Grave cleric sounds like necromancer with extra steps

[rigid niche]

Aleady my favorite class, an most honest spell that makes people confess truth? Awesome. I won't abuse this power and i will be honest in zone as well xD

[tender imp]

nah

they do the reverse

[rigid niche]

Lawful Neutral can become healers?

[tender imp]

they wish to put those whose graves have been disturbed to rest

[tender imp]

yes

depends on which god you worship as a cleric

such as helm

which is the god of protection

his symbol is an armored glove with an eye

[upper cradle]

I think this doesn’t matter, chaotic evil might as well be healers too but use it for other purposes instead of helping people

I think at least

[rigid niche]

"I am blessed by big metal hand in the sky" priest from warcraft 3 xD

[tender imp]

nah

not like that

[rigid niche]

Big metal hand is cursor

I know it was an joke

[tender imp]

ah i see

also one subclass you may like

is the forge cleric subclass

[rigid niche]

I assume forge cleric forges objects or weapons?

And uses them?

[upper cradle]

I think this sounds a little bit too simple

[tender imp]

yes it has that ability

lemme send you his abilities

also just as a side note

you get abilities from your class AND from your subclass

[rigid niche]

Is there an cleric that creates zones that amply effects? An zone boost damage? Defense? Creating familiars merely exists for utility?

[upper cradle]

Wouldn’t it just be a normal cleric who just does smithing as a side gig lol

[tender imp]

well yesn't

[teal shadow]

this is more of bards territory

if I remember right for 5e

[tawny arch]

Is clown a class?

Legally speaking

[tender imp]

you can chose many spells in dnd for any character with abilities

depending on which subclass you have you get better in certain spells

or you get access to more spells

Forge Domain Spells
Cleric Level Spells
1st Identify, Searing Smite
3rd Heat Metal, Magic Weapon
5th Elemental Weapon, Protection from Energy
7th Fabricate, Wall of Fire
9th Animate Objects, Creation

[rigid niche]

This is Exorcist from Dungeon Fighter universe and it might repesent my playstyle. He summons small critters that create zones that buff or debuff people inside. But he fights only with his axe or throw some lightning here and there as area denial. He is an support but for buffing everything

[tender imp]

these are the forge spells

[tender imp]

bard

[tawny arch]

Well, that's not a literal clown

[upper cradle]

Is there purely supporter class besides bard

[tawny arch]

I keep seeing clowns in random dnd shorts

[tender imp]

hmmmm perhaps summoning mage

with a few evocation spells

[rigid niche]

Hmm... is summoners are evil or used for good? I dont wanna seal people inside stuff xD

[tender imp]

nah that's someone who reflavoured their bard class as a clown

[tawny arch]

Ok

[tender imp]

depends on your character

also sealing is not summoning spells

more abjuration

anyway

[upper cradle]

No one tells this but if you don’t pay rent, government sorcerers come at your door and use the eviction spell

[rigid niche]

I will make something clear, i dont wanna fight with summons, i wanna fight myself with weapon in my hand while creating zones that do something.

[tawny arch]

You should try

[tender imp]

hmmmm

[tawny arch]

It's very cool

[tender imp]

mages don't get training in weapons or armour

BUT

certain races do

dwarves for example

[rigid niche]

Think like playing skyrim but i fight only with weapons but use alteration or restoration to asist

[tender imp]

they get training in armor and weapons if it's a mountain dwarf

and resistance to poison

[rigid niche]

So i assume there is no cleric subclass that has bonus utility options without being full summoner mage?

Can i see the list of cleric subclasses?

[tender imp]

clerics can summon stuff

[upper cradle]

Tbh this doesnt sound unreasonable, I once beat Skyrim using fists

[tender imp]

and use utility spells

[tender imp]

yes

[upper cradle]

Not the most enjoyable experience but fun nonetheless

[rigid niche]

Allright i am 100% cleric

It checks everything i want, heal, blunt weapon, doing something for utility

[tender imp]

Domain Source
Arcana Sword Coast Adventurer's Guide
Death Dungeon Master's Guide
Forge Xanathar's Guide to Everything
Grave Xanathar's Guide to Everything
Knowledge Player's Handbook
Life Player's Handbook
Light Player's Handbook
Nature Player's Handbook
Order Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica
Tasha's Cauldron of Everything
Peace Tasha's Cauldron of Everything
Tempest Player's Handbook
Trickery Player's Handbook
Twilight Tasha's Cauldron of Everything
War Player's Handbook
The following domains are designed for the Amonkhet Planeshift articles, and are not part of any official release.
Solidarity Amonkhet
Strength Amonkhet
Ambition Amonkhet
Zeal Amonkhet
Unearthed Arcana
Fate Unearthed Arcana 85 - Wonders of the Multiverse
Archived Unearthed Arcana
City Unearthed Arcana 7 - Modern Magic
Protection Unearthed Arcana 22 - Cleric
Twilight Unearthed Arcana 63 - Cleric, Druid, Wizard
Unity Unearthed Arcana 68 - Subclasses, Part 2

[rigid niche]

What does Nature does?

[tender imp]

nature

[tawny arch]

Sometimes I wish I had a skeleton, like a servant

[tender imp]

you get acces to some nature spells

and nature skills

but also heavy armor

[tender imp]

necromancer death domain cleric

[tawny arch]

I meant irl, but I guess

[tender imp]

i see

[tawny arch]

I won't say no to necromancy

[rigid niche]

Is War Cleric is at it is sounds?

[tender imp]

they're the way they sound

helping by buffing

and also being more combat focused

though you may like trickery

having quite a few extra utility spells and abilities

[upper cradle]

Sometimes I wish I had a skeleton buddy because I am a loser and nerd and I don’t have friends and broke and ugly and

[tender imp]

such as a special blessing which gives you advantage on stealth

[tawny arch]

That's tough. I can be your buddy and we can go on an adventure

[upper cradle]

Hell yeah

[tawny arch]

Blazing skeleton pic

[rigid niche]

I like fighting honest, unless something dishonest i do is defensive like ambushing or sneaking past people without fighting

[tender imp]

i see

perhaps knowledge

they get some divination spells to find stuff out

such as identification

a first level ritual spell which can identify stuff

[rigid niche]

When classes are an single word, it doesn't help me or give context. Order could be anything, Life could be anything Light could be anything xD

I know they are an subclass

But still xd

[tender imp]

light gets acces to fire and light magic life gives you better healing

and order is essentially a sheriff

[rigid niche]

Which cleric is the tankiest one?

[tender imp]

depends on your character

forge is often very tanky from what i#ve heard

[rigid niche]

Yeah makes sense hes an forge

[tender imp]

but a life leric could also be very tanky when you train enough

cleric

[rigid niche]

I think i will be life cleric just to be safe. Doing standart cleric spells while having more healing options

[tender imp]

yes

and normal healing spells becomes tronger

become stronger

[rigid niche]

You see, I main Healer in warlords universe depsite both Paladin and Priest also have healing magic sphere. While paladin and priest uses healing as an backup, healer entirely focused on that. Infact my character can heal all friendly units across entire world map multiple times with major group healing. And i can cure anything, i can bless or dispel any effect

And i actually can summon which summoning an archon, an angel who also an healer but an tier 5 monster with melee.

Healers one and only attack spell is utility. Called purify. It shocks multiple people nearby for okayish damage but what it does it deals extra damage to evil alligned units and turns weather into daylight

So with purift you can negate so many annoying weathers like sandstorms, blizzards, storms, rains

[tender imp]

i see

[tender imp]

cleric can bless and cure and dispel aswell

and also banish creatures from different places

planes

[tender imp]

also forge clerics can buy material and through their magic then force that material into a shape

which could be a warhammer

or perhaps a cup

[magic junco]

I just had a game of Darktide where we all died at the end, one person ragequit, and then the boy that spawned in their place revived us all. Twice. And we won

Praise the Emperor

[celest reef]

The Emperor provides

[tender imp]

PRAISE BE THE EMPEROR

[magic junco]

And the Heretics say that the Emperor doesn’t care about us

[celest reef]

https://youtu.be/IevGtrjKUs0

[tender imp]

fuck this

[limber latch]

no u

[celest reef]

i knew no words, yet knew exactly what was talked about

[hazy perch]

@lunar wadi see, im not the only one drinking pickle juice

[magic junco]

What have I done 😭

[upper cradle]

Hi raccoon

I bought mycopunk but still haven’t played it yet

[tender imp]

existed

[magic junco]

Me too, I tried it out but I couldn’t get it to run well on my laptop sadly. It seems great though

[upper cradle]

Damn, feel bad for you😕

[magic junco]

Oh well, at least I can play it when I get a better pc lol. You should try it though, it seems like a great time. The movement tech is sick

[upper cradle]

Yeah I’ll definitely check it out when I have time

[tender imp]

just playes space station 13 vanderlin

gave a man a sex change potion to give him a new identity

because he was hated by the church

wonder how he's doing

well she

also helped her because she's a drow

and drow women are superiour to men

[granite furnace]

Car moment

[narrow sail]

Help me. The autism is compelling me to do something stupid.

https://www.cyberpunk.net/en/build-planner?a=33333&b=&r=&i=&t=&c=&e=

Trying to figure out builds for the Mercs.

[limber latch]

Youtube is doing weird circles with recommendations for me

[celest reef]

ive been getting a lot more political crap recommended to me recently

[limber latch]

first half of 2025 was Blacklist, Mr Inbetween and The Punisher

Then it suddenly switched to Daily Dose of Cats, Dad Jokes and Bad Friends podcasts

Now it's Family Feud, The Punisher, Blacklist and Mr Inbetween

I'm not interested in neither of these

[upper cradle]

I just disabled by recommendations

They work better on that side tab when you open a video anyway

At least I think so

[narrow sail]

Look at this shitass ship.

I can't put a mannequin in the crow's nest.

better.

[upper cradle]

Minecraft end ship looking ass

It’s not so bad tho

[narrow sail]

I did try.

I know my building skills are lacking but I tried at least.

[upper cradle]

I think the only thing that could use some improvement here are the

Mmm

The blanket things

[narrow sail]

the sails?

[upper cradle]

I don’t know how they are called

YES

[tender imp]

ender ship

[upper cradle]

The sails yeah

[narrow sail]

So ya'll know how I asked for acronyms for PNK and WHT earlier?

[upper cradle]

Yes

[narrow sail]

Decided to be a dumbass and make Terraria outfits based on the Mercs from various different eras of TF2.

This means QWTF, TFC (both versions of the models), TF2 and some other shiz.

[upper cradle]

Well that’s certainly an idea

Good luck with that

[narrow sail]

AUTISM.

[tender imp]

well i'm accoustic too

[tawny tundra]

https://youtu.be/H9rF1CSSh-w?si=SU6FkIMOCg4Zh4VE

this is a great video

[tender imp]

vanderlin is fun

i wanted to give a man a healthpotion

gave him the wrong bottle and he became a woman

[upper cradle]

Tramsgrendr

[tender imp]

against his will

he was not happy

[drifting wren]

News at 6: a local techpriest accidentally forcefemmed a man with the wrong potion, more at 10.

[tender imp]

turned him back

and took away his pain

[lunar wadi]

My girlfriend keeps telling me to drink pickle juice

[tender imp]

hey ya

[hazy perch]

She is so real for that
Yoy should listen to her

[upper cradle]

Unrelated but forcefem sounds like ass

They should invent other name for that

Like

Idk

Girlified

It sounds cute

[hollow palm]

local techpriest forces man to girlboss

[modern heath]

We have a acoustically dead world

[celest reef]

Girl Cheesed

[upper cradle]

Notice how girlified sounds similar to Garfield? It’s because girls and Garfield are both awesome
#Yep #Iamafeminist #Ihatemondays

[urban wharf]

A

[boreal marlin]

W

[upper cradle]

L

[tender imp]

P

[narrow sail]

I've been busy designing some of the teams' bases.

[silent herald]

Im marrying
(In Stardew Valley)

[jovial ruin]

not picky lf chill duo trio dm me

[upper cradle]

I am picky
Picky my nose and throw boogers at people

[stray mountain]

listen to her

[lunar wadi]

Never

[stray mountain]

she's right tho

[tender imp]

yall know sabaton?

https://youtu.be/ZAaAT6UmJAU?list=RDZAaAT6UmJAU

good

I emperor

[urban wharf]

Its pickle juice or hotdog water
Take your pick

[silent herald]

Theses nasty bugs are getting weirder and weirder

[pallid warren]

Glazedivers killed any want of me redownloading this game

[silent herald]

Give a pencil to a human and they will draw Deltarune

[jagged meteor]

Why not just say "they" instead of "he/she"?

[strong phoenix]

Brazilian

[vagrant night]

Bubble my beloved

[silent herald]

Sometimes i forget how english work

[vagrant night]

Teddy persona 4

[jagged meteor]

Fair enough

[long orchid]

I dont mean any offence but why do people become they/them? Aren't you born a boy or girl? Im really confused

[plain pagoda]

google knows

[granite furnace]

God really just hit randomise

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/platypus-cute-gif-24031896

[granite furnace]

Critter

[celest reef]

creaturea

[rocky iron]

not everyone is comfortable with the way they were born

[urban wharf]

a platypus?

[celest reef]

puts fedora on it

[sharp mason]

PARRY THE PLATYPUS???

[toxic pilot]

good night my friends have a relaxing weekend

[jagged meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-brick-parry-gif-2420265242710264550

No embed perms.. RIP

[sharp mason]

damn

[granite furnace]

Night night Avy 🫂

[abstract prairie]

HELP!

is this an original song?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWU3rVcDodm/

itsfrugit

Sorry I haven't posted much over the past couple of weeks. I had a few issues at the biscuit factory. I think I have straightened out all the bends, and things should be back on track here soon. [There are some lil baby friends (mostly from TikTok comments) who came to my rescue in this vid, but I lost all the pics from the insta deactivation. S...

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OH SHIT, it's an original

[thick wren]

i will now once again leave for an undisclosed amount of time

[granite furnace]

7 seconds

[strong phoenix]

They don't like either or they like both

That shrimple

[spark sigil]

hi non drg chat

[candid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/juckport-jackpot-one-trillion-dollars-one-dollar-1-gif-2470595998243864221

[granite furnace]

Haiii

[spark sigil]

hiii regi

[granite furnace]

How goes it? ^v^

[spark sigil]

b a d

i messed up editing a video and have to redo it

but besides that very good!

[granite furnace]

Oh noes, glad everything else is going well at least 🫂

[spark sigil]

yee! i am finally almost off work

[granite furnace]

and good luck on that re-edit

[loud mountain]

pibble in deadlock

[brittle citrus]

Chicken

[peak pike]

thats a lot of damage

[rancid nebula]

HOLY SHIT!
JACKET!

but for billy?

total opposite personality lol

[white ruin]

The chicken man?

[rancid nebula]

yes

[loud mountain]

The mods even got custom voice lines

Its really well made

[brittle citrus]

PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT

[earnest oracle]

guys can we bring them to the mines of hoxxes plspls?

[jagged meteor]

I feel like "drillipede" would have been way better

[stray mountain]

Y'know

sometimes I wonder why the mod team here hasn't banned sending discord invite links via using automod

like

someone abused embeds so we don't have them

[white ruin]

Testing the mods if they are active probably

[stray mountain]

but then 20 ppl a day get hacked, and we don't lose server invite perms?

[white ruin]

Idk tbh

[stray mountain]

same

is confusing

[versed vale]

I hate ai so goddamn much

[spark sigil]

saaaame

[desert cedar]

Its not a terrible invention but it has made man weak and lazy and has also taken away numerous jobs

Ai’s not bad when its studying software tho

Like notebookLM

[winged pike]

Nah it's bad straight up

[desert cedar]

Was Clippy bad?

[winged pike]

The benefits aren't even close to the cons

[desert cedar]

Actually wait thats a dumb question

[desert cedar]

Obviously

But there’s nothing we can really do

Even under protest and civil disobedience governments and corporations will still utilise ai and most of the public’s just gonna take it

[winged pike]

Yeah, it's a bad situation all round

I feel like being a young adult in the 90s is the dream

[desert cedar]

I feel like being a teenager in the mid 2000s is a dream come true

Being a teenager now kinda sucks (well in my country at least) bc of the sky rocketing crime

Can’t go anywhere without being chased by a drugie

[winged pike]

Idk the mid 2000s start getting a little too much technology for my dream life

[desert cedar]

Fair enough Ig

[winged pike]

That sucks. Sorry to hear that

[winged pike]

I agree with being a teenager now sucking

[sudden warren]

Vro WHAT DID HE DO

[stark briar]

How does this KickStarter thing for the figures work? Do you donate the given amount and they will send you all 5?

[remote lantern]

am i an idiot for telling my friend to fix his dislocated thumb using one of far cry's healing animation

idk if he has done it

i told him if he is brave enough for the pain

[jagged meteor]

I think it was a bad move

Thank you "Untrained Medic" for your medical advice

[upper cradle]

Maybe he is untrained but still medic

I think he knows a thing or two about this stuff

[remote lantern]

i never had a dislocated bone or finger before

so i have never tried it

[remote lantern]

lmao

more context

[stray mountain]

wow, what a real game that will definitely release

[remote lantern]

also the community discussions on steam

[regal birch]

Obligatory ‘linux support’ post

[stray mountain]

lol

it'll revolutionize gaming, so I would hope so

[regal birch]

Yea

Surely

[ornate kettle]

Pretty easy to do just don't an anticheat in place

[regal birch]

Yep

[ornate kettle]

A low level one anyways

[stray mountain]

nowadays, yeah

proton my beloved

[regal birch]

Technically speaking those could work too but like

Nobody is gonna use these anyways

Kinda counterintuitive

[remote lantern]

heres the linux support post if u are curious

[regal birch]

Can’t wait for cloud computing

Subscription based OS

[boreal marlin]

I support Linux, he is my fav stardew valley character

[ornate kettle]

Respectable(i dont know the stardew characters)

[remote lantern]

Respectable (I know stardew characters)

[boreal marlin]

Respectable

[glossy canopy]

god i love cheetahs, i want one

[regal birch]

Respectable(respectable)

[glossy canopy]

they're just as anxious as i am

bigger cat, bigger pats

i'd wager they're less bastardly compared to house cats

entitled shits i love em

even better when you tell them off and they mouth off back

6kg anti depressants

[upper cradle]

Respectable (with respect)

[strange cradle]

(Check if its not youtube auto dubbing it for some ungodly reason, first)

[stray mountain]

youtube does that now???

wtf

[snow mango]

well auto dubbing is labeled, and you can't even watch those videos to begin with since they're auto dubbed from a language you don't speak

the problem is the stupid channels that use AI voices to narrate their videos

[limber latch]

It auto dubs to my native langauge so no

But yeah sometimes it auto dubs from english to english for some reason

[narrow sail]

What on earth..?

[brittle citrus]

It’s always the inbred horse that wins

[long orchid]

im still confused but ok?

[upper cradle]

It depends on one’s gender identity and preferences, some people are not comfortable with being called he or she for their own reasons, maybe they feel like they don’t fall under any of those categories or fall under both, but I am just repeating what Cannoness said here, theres just no universal reason why some people’s preferred pronounce are they/them

It’s really not that deep

Also technically speaking everyone starts as a girl kind of

[drifting wren]

gotta have the auto dub from GB to US

[granite furnace]

Meow

[narrow sail]

Something odd I've noticed about Postal is that the Dude (even in Ludicrous, where almost every single NPC will try and murder you) often can make friends of the animals he encounters.

[granite furnace]

Might be a disney princess

[narrow sail]

If you slowly walk up to a cat, you can use them as... silencers (thanks RWS) or release them as a living beyblade.

Doggos, whether they're strays, military or even undead, can be befriended with dog biscuits.

Hell, in Paradise Lost you can run into and free goddamn monkeys with guns and they'll happily fight alongside you.

And of course there's Dude's own doggo, Champ, who is actually the final objective of both Apocalypse Weekend AND Paradise Lost.

You do get tasked with killing some animals throughout the game (Cows and Elephants) and not all of them can be befriended (Raptor encounter in Paradise Lost) but I find it neat that even on a difficulty where everyone hates him, the animals for the most part... don't.

[native pendant]

I'm reading steel ball run

[teal shadow]

based

[native pendant]

so misleading, the title says "steel ball run" but the steel balls are spinning instead

[teal shadow]

colored version?

[upper cradle]

I will cry if artists will start using anime adaptation character colors instead of the ones in colored version of manga

I am #1 blue eyed Gyro hater

[native pendant]

istg if I get to jojolion and there's no lions

[teal shadow]

my urge to say something is immense

but I won't

[upper cradle]

Say it

[teal shadow]

nah, spoilers

[granite furnace]

This sounds like one bizarre adventure

[upper cradle]

Maybe the real bizarre adventure were the jojos we made along the way

[brittle citrus]

I dunno about turning a cat into a suppressor is friendship but I won’t judge your friendship standards.

[boreal marlin]

purrfect weapon attachment

[upper cradle]

If you never used your friend as a suppressor you are not real friends

[narrow sail]

Oh I don't turn them into suppressors, hence the sarcastic "thanks RWS".

I'm more than happy to release them on my enemies as beyblades though.

[brittle citrus]

Turning my friends into minions is my preferred option

[restive pier]

Should supplement the lack of experience with “frankensteining specific parts from other builds together” (or building with references)
‘S what Technoblade usually does haha

[narrow sail]

Rest in peace.

[narrow sail]

And I mean, I'm going to be doing that in Minecraft lol-

[restive pier]

It’s a weirdly viable tactic to quit after a team wipe

Basically a nerfed version of Iron Will

[narrow sail]

I got Litematica specifically so I could copy the designs of the village buildings and modify them.

[limber latch]

Reminds me of that one time a guy bred legless horses and sold them to the competitors just to have his own horse fall over at the start

This image is so wholesome, feel free to share

[magic junco]

And all you need is to have toxic teammates. Thankfully, it’s Darktide and there’s plenty of them

[restive pier]

I thought it was bad form not to quit when everyone gets downed
(And stayed for selfish gains anyways ahah)

[brittle citrus]

Open for business. We will abduct serve every human customer that stops by.

[boreal marlin]

show your disguise

iirc you can paint whatever you want on sheet of paper to cover face

[tender imp]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dragons/comments/1s55sii/their_asses_are_on_clearance

[timid marsh]

Guys I’m scarily good at selling drugs (in schedule 1)

[uncut remnant]

assault blitz lance.

each of these 100 tonners is capable of running at 100 kmph

[tender imp]

that last part saved you from the fbi

[tender imp]

impressive

[timid marsh]

The FBI doesn’t scare me, the DRG mods do

Now…the IRS…

They keep me up at night

[brittle citrus]

I drew one but don’t feel like showing off

[celest reef]

https://youtu.be/pguISUUXWHc

[timid marsh]

Something oddly satisfying about this video

[brittle citrus]

Jesus Christ, they got big ass scorpions in the arctic.

[boreal marlin]

I wont tell feds, dw

[tender imp]

scorpions are arachnids right?

[brittle citrus]

Yeah

[brittle citrus]

Bullshit

[boreal marlin]

Space ninja syndicate got you bro, dw

[tender imp]

what adaptations would they need to survive the arctic lammy?

[urban wharf]

Antifreeze blood

[tender imp]

yeah

that one most definetly

[urban wharf]

Fur

[tender imp]

i presume they have glycerin

[urban wharf]

Furry scorpions

[tender imp]

doesn't make too much sense

scorpions have a carapace no?

[urban wharf]

Give the scorps fur

[tender imp]

also they need something to keep their body warm

[boreal marlin]

scorpions fueled by hatred, heated inside

[urban wharf]

I wonder if somebody has already made art or smth of a scorpion with fur

[tender imp]

hatred is a strong fuel

but it does not fuel warmth

also nice pfp

perhaps they use something similar to lizards

laying in the sun for prolonged periods of time

probably having darker coloured carapaces

to absorb more heat

[boreal marlin]

scorpions just too angry to freeze

[brittle citrus]

That’s out of my league, I don’t know chemistry.

[tender imp]

would also help their hunting strategy

scorpions hunt using stealth

[tender imp]

so they probably have gray carapaces to help them appear like ricjs

rocks

[tender imp]

funny

know of the irritator spino?

[tender imp]

seen that meme i love it

[tender imp]

have this meme in return

[rotund path]

Ok, that's not a Gremlin

[tender imp]

probably in this case more of an insult

[tender imp]

they look a bit like shin godzillas

[rotund path]

they have blue eyes too.

[tender imp]

damn they look awesome

[celest reef]

smol derg

[tender imp]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dragons/comments/1s3cfmc/a_braineating_amoeba_would_starve_inside_this/

have this aswell

https://www.reddit.com/r/dragons/comments/1s55sii/their_asses_are_on_clearance/? and this

[rotund path]

As they're semiaquatic they have mini alligator vibes too 😄

[tender imp]

even more shin godzilla too

[rotund path]

they're a bit too brown for that though

[tender imp]

agreed

[rotund path]

The Sulawasi black Sailfin also has dragon energy.

[tender imp]

damn

i 100% agree

looks like it hoards lots of gold and gems

[tender imp]

croc monitors do aswell

[rotund path]

Not as much as the Philippine Sailfin though.

[tender imp]

agreed

[tender imp]

my god very pretty

but nows the question

would you attempt to work with dragons if they were real?

[rotund path]

that's the male though, the females are somewhat planer

Probably

[tender imp]

in all honesty

agreed

it will probably end unhealthy

but still

[rotund path]

these are cute

[tender imp]

cute creature

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-gif-20978539

[rotund path]

Giant Girdled lizards work too.

That looks like a Drake

[brittle citrus]

Fine, you want to see it? Have a look, you damn MiB agent.

[rotund path]

Oh, and its scientific name is Smaug giganteus!

[tender imp]

damn

he's armored

[tender imp]

i see

[rotund path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw-n0fF0D9U

[tender imp]

very interesting

[tender imp]

know sabaton?

https://youtu.be/ZAaAT6UmJAU?list=RDZAaAT6UmJAU

i like their songs :9

:)

[rotund path]

I know of them

[tender imp]

also vlad the impalers father was called "the dragon"

and he was called "son of the dragon"

if i remember my history correctly

[rotund path]

I'm listening to some Windrose atm

[tender imp]

hmmm?

i think i heard of them

i am not sure

[upper cradle]

Damn boy u ugly af

[rotund path]

"Drunken Dwarves" specifically

[tender imp]

"i am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole"

didn't they make a version of that song?

[brittle citrus]

Kiss my ass

[rotund path]

yes they did a cover of that

[tender imp]

knew it

[upper cradle]

Sorry I dont kiss ugly guys

[rotund path]

They've also made a song specifically for DRG called Rock and stone (what else would it be called?)

[tender imp]

interesting

ever heard of alestorm?

they make pirate themed music

heard some of their songs

[rotund path]

yep

the saga of the wooden leg is one of my favorites

[tender imp]

killed to death by piracy and P.A.R.T.Y

those i know

[rotund path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EUR6IAxF34

Wooden leg 1, 2 and 3

[tender imp]

exuse my forget fulniss but have i ever shown you reversal of the heart?

i like the animation and you may too

[boreal marlin]

noice

I'm Tali from hit game Mass Effect, human like that game

[rotund path]

Prety sure you did

[tender imp]

i remember now

i di

did

if dragons were real what type would you train or befriend?

personally wyverns

because i like the two wings two legs

[rotund path]

Probably a D&D copper dragon because they're basically meme dragons! These guys are comedic chaos in dragon form!

[tender imp]

i remember them

but i personally prefer the silver and brass ones

[rotund path]

Silvers are very scholarly, so it'd be kind of like being best friends with a history professor

[brittle citrus]

That’s crazy lol

[tender imp]

i am much aware

[rotund path]

and Bronze dragons are very big into crusading, so you better be on your best behaviour because they will judge you if you do anything they disapprove of

[tender imp]

but i too like intelectual talks

[tender imp]

brass

[rotund path]

Unless it's Felgolos

[tender imp]

i said brass

[rotund path]

Oh, sorry

[tender imp]

but i know bronze ones

most of them have a personality them and me wouldn't be able to cooperate with

but brass dragons?

they are quite good

talk a lot

similar to me

[rotund path]

Yeah, they're ok, just never ever Ghost a Brass dragon (see Barnaby)

[tender imp]

i know barnaby

poor barnaby :(

but atleast everyone would wish to visit him

[rotund path]

That's the one issue with being friends with a brass dragon, the younger ones especially can be really clingy, so you best be ready to hang out with them regularly.

[tender imp]

i hang out with my friends to play dnd regularly

[rotund path]

Irecall reading that some Brass dragons that live in more remote locations get so lonely they'll actually kidnap travelers passing nearby and burry them in the sand so they can't escape so they can tlak to them.

😛

[tender imp]

i know that

poor guys

perhaps they should move to trade routes?

routs?

routes

[rotund path]

I imagine that most Brass dragons are particularly skilled at Polymorph, so they can hang out with people without panicing them

[tender imp]

and silver dragons too

[rotund path]

I find Topaz dragons one of the more amusing types. Not that they're likely fun to hang out with, they do tend to be a tad anti-social.

[tender imp]

yeah

hate water yet live near it

love giant squid

which live in water

[boreal marlin]

idk, I had few ideas, but saw purple color and thought about mass effect

[rotund path]

Topaz dragon's all time favourite food is Giant squid. They can't stand gettign wet, I mean they hate it even more than most cats.

[tender imp]

i also love the small flavour text from fizban "one told me he dislikes water because it talks too loud"

or something like that

which now makes me question

fuck does that mean?

[rotund path]

they are ALWAYS grumpy, and dislike Bronze dragons because they both live in the same sorts of places, but Bronze dragons LOVE the water and can fish for themselves just fine

[tender imp]

know what would be funny?

one becoming friends

a topaz dragon getting slightly out of his shell and befriending a bronze one

would be like an introvert and an extrovert being friends

[brittle citrus]

I was gonna draw what was in my head but knowing me, my imaginations never make it to reality.

[rotund path]

I'd imagine a Topaz dragon's personality being somewhat similar to Snape in the Harry potter books, not evil, but not exactly a nice guy either

[tender imp]

i could see that fitting

that aside i find topaz dragons weirdly adorable

[rotund path]

and they'd definitely look at a Bronze Dragon like Snape thought of James Potter

[tender imp]

i mean i'd probably be turned into a desecrated corpse if i said it to them

but still

[rotund path]

"I absolutely hate you because you have everything I wanted"

[tender imp]

could also be this way

[rotund path]

But yeah, I just find the idea of a dragon that wants to live on sea food, lives on the coast, but can't stand water funny

[tender imp]

agreed

i like emerald dragons aswell

their slim design has something adorable about them

first off

and secondly their sort of scholarly nature ( i think it was them) makes them interesting to me

[rotund path]

I think the Sapphire is the gem dragon I like the look of best

[tender imp]

they're cool too

would probably be friends with bronze dragons

they have similar personalities most often

[rotund path]

Possibly, yes. Saphires are the militant ones of gem dragons so they'd probably like to share war stories

[tender imp]

i can see that

i also like the moonstone dragons

because they seem very cool

i like their mixture of asian dragon and eastern dragon elements

[rotund path]

One thing I find funny is the most famous example of an Emerald dragon is Raulothim, (the one the psychic lance spell is named for) after runing into a Spelljammer they became paranoid about gate magic and alternate worlds. They're essentially an ancient master psychic dragon that's become a tinfoil hat conspiracy nut! 😄

[tender imp]

my god

imagine him with dragonsight

he has that doesn't he?

also i like fairy dragons

they're little pranksters

perhaps i'll make a warlock who has an ancient one as a patron

whos entire deal is getting sweets and playing pranks

[rotund path]

You know the spell Nathair's mischeif?

[tender imp]

yes

i haven't read her flavour text yet

nathair really just looked at her entire personality and went

[rotund path]

Nathair Sgiathach is the God of Fairy dragons

[tender imp]

"yes lets make a spell about it"

[tender imp]

got my patron then

[rotund path]

https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Nathair_Sgiathach

somewhat of a Loki like god, although a lot less malicious

[tender imp]

damn

even the court was done with his shit

[rotund path]

you can also see there why one of the spell effects is the smell of fresh apple pie 😄

that's his favorite food

[tender imp]

i see

he has good taste

he likes raisins

[tender imp]

would you serve him?

i would

[rotund path]

depends on the character I was playing

[tender imp]

good

pseudo dragons are cute

and deep dragons are interesting

[rotund path]

yep, ever read any of the Fanuilh books?

[tender imp]

nah

perhaps i will soon

i can understand tiamats anger i mean if the stories are to be believed she and bahamut made the first wordl

world

i did not mean wordle

but they would also indirectly create the first wordle with the first world no?

wonder how sardior is doing

[rotund path]

fantash detective style stories where the main protagonists are a human and an orphaned wizard's familiar, who happens to be a Psudodragon

[tender imp]

he was probably left in pieces

[tender imp]

curious

i love how one of the cult of the dragon sects exists because some guy mistranslated a prophecy

[rotund path]

The first book Fanuilh, the psudodragon literally latches onto the guy that discovered his former master's murdered body and demands he help catch the murderer

[tender imp]

interesting

welp time to commit murder on a criminal

[rotund path]

yep, that is what Fanuilh has in mind

[tender imp]

from what i heard gond changed the recipe of what black powder would be because his followers were blowing themselves up

which is first off

very impressive on the followers part

and secondly

very funny

[rotund path]

Familiars are soulbound to their masters and usually die shortly after their master, Fanulih survived becase Liam showed up before he died too and Fanulih locked onto his soul instead (via biting him in the ankle!)

[tender imp]

ah

that reminds me of a comment i saw on a video about how much genetic fuckery would need to be done to make a dragon

[rotund path]

In a Randal and Hopkirk deceased parallel, they're now parners for life, and the bound can only be broken when one of them dies

[tender imp]

someone said he wanted a small wyvern with electricity

like an ankle seeking taser

that was the comment

the last part is funny

[rotund path]

Kobold press has made some great small dragons for D&D

Like this chap, the Alehouse drake

breath weapon makes you drunk!

[tender imp]

cute creatue

creature

into my pocket you go

[rotund path]

I like to imagine one of these that talks like Father Jack Hackett

DRINK!

FECK!

WHAT!?

[tender imp]

curious

[uncut remnant]

Reminds me of dragon racer.

A cyoa text adventure. You characters backstory is they where found abandoned on a doorstop along side a hatchling dragon curled up with them in the crib/basket

[tender imp]

i wish to see more

[rotund path]

"THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!"

[tender imp]

curious

[uncut remnant]

Unfortunately it ends on a pretty big cliffhanger that won't be followed up on. But I really enjoyed what I played

There was going to be a sequel but that fell through

[tender imp]

unfortunate

[rotund path]

This one's fun too. although in my mind it's design is really more of a wyvern than a drake

Got a headcanon on this one too, but less personality based, more when I read the Yeast Slurry entry on beath weapons my brain just went "It spits Marmite at people" LOL

Or Vegemite if you're Australian.

[tender imp]

very cute creature

it too shall get into my pocket

[tender imp]

reminds me of this image

could be perfect for an adventure no?

[tender imp]

is that?

a leeman russ?

[rotund path]

Rhino Predator

[tender imp]

i see

considering the bolt

it's one of the mongol space marines

[rotund path]

Who else but the White scars is going to be able to make a tracked vehicle DRIFT? LOL

[tender imp]

makes sense

personally like the imperial fists better

[rotund path]

Ah, so you like spreadsheets

[narrow sail]

Drakery.

[tender imp]

nah

siege

[tender imp]

that's a good one

[tender imp]

if you want someone as evil as sho tucker

look up cioccolatta from warhammer 40k

fucking hell

two thoughts at once

i meant jjba

[placid path]

Fellas, the factory must grow, but in a very aesthetic way

4 wagons stacker macro-factory

[tender imp]

may i see more dragon like creatures?

[tender imp]

very nice

get in my pocket

[tender imp]

must be shapechange not polymorph

since shapechange probably doesn't change the weight

anyway gotta go feed the dog

[tender imp]

have this image

[rotund path]

got a star trek version of that too