non-drg-chat

[granite furnace]

exblowds

[celest reef]

IM HERE TO ASK ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS!?

[proper rampart]

[drifting wren]

Hi transgender, I'm Natspy congrats on coming out :3

[severe notch]

:3

[lavish cape]

damn. too bad my 76 profile is softlocked and support won't do shit.

[severe notch]

im actually out for like 3 years i just wnated to say something in offtopic

[lavish cape]

i think i have to make a new character. this sucks cuz i grinded hella on it

[granite furnace]

:3

[celest reef]

::3

[safe meadow]

kebab

[severe notch]

Σ:3

[granite furnace]

:>

[lavish cape]

holy shit they fixed it.

I'M FREE

[narrow sail]

Ya'll know what's my favourite thing about the resource pack I'm using for Terraria?

When underwater, the axolotl does this!

:D

[latent lava]

what's going on with the drg wiki

[narrow sail]

First up, wrong channel.

[latent lava]

who are you

[narrow sail]

Huzzah!

[loud mountain]

The snarks can have a little treat every now and then

Give them your cigarettes

[proper rampart]

:D

[loud mountain]

Do people still fall for these

Thanks

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/the-comback-gif-27288284

[narrow sail]

:D

[cinder charm]

Agreed

now that will never happen

The objective of every big company nowadays is to literally make the product you want to use unusable

They don't want it to work properly. They don't want it to be optimized, they don't want it to be something that's good. They want it to be a product where you have to constantly beg them and grovel at their feet to just make it open properly. The goal is to make you so dependent on them its ridiculous

This is why I don't play the latest versions of Minecraft, because its all crap

I don't play past r1.12.2 anymore, full stop. That was when the game still had some shred of Notch in it vs now

[narrow sail]

Goddamnit Terraria GIVE ME THE FUCKING BLADETONGUE YOU BASTARD.

I have 340 fishing power. It can't be that difficult.

THERE IT IS.

THANK YOU GAME.

[silent herald]

Weirdos, i got Mad Max

Why is bro so mad?

[eternal knoll]

It's in the name of the thing

why would he not be

[native pendant]

He just lost his car of course he’s mad

[limber latch]

Scrotus stole his car

I'm playing Mad Max too

lol

[silent herald]

Stole? You mean destroyed lol

That is a good reason to be mad

[dire pebble]

no one has destiny 2 installed do they

[wise void]

USD to PLN exchange rate is at a record low since 8 years ago (below 3.56zł per $1)

[versed vale]

Gah I had to finish over half of this today

[proper rampart]

woa

that looks really prety!

[silent herald]

Im really having fun with this game
I love vehicle chase and destruction

[boreal marlin]

Now I wanna reinstal and play mad max again, game was such a fun ride.

Def game went underappreciated back then

[remote lantern]

how could i make it worst

[limber latch]

easy

Jerma Highway

[dire pebble]

awesome possun

[charred pollen]

12 more lanes

[dire pebble]

on second thought that's a warframe spoiler

[limber latch]

😳

||I wish Hildryn would do that to me||

[wise void]

good lord, the ps4 is more than 10 years old now,,,

[primal frigate]

"rp? i sure hope i can"

[limber latch]

Skyrim is 15 years old this year

[dire pebble]

yeah it's actually a fifteen year old game now innit

[wise void]

boop

[primal frigate]

[wise void]

:3

[limber latch]

Rated RP for Randy Pitchford

[boreal marlin]

Time for 15th anniversary edition

[primal frigate]

[wise void]

-# mraw,,

[strange cradle]

Has Skyrim gotten a Switch 2 upgrade dlc yet? Now's clearly the perfect time...

[rigid niche]

What i expected playing as Xaku

Vs what i got

Expected: Skeletons. What i got: Arsenal of endless guns

[remote lantern]

how does he see?

[strange cradle]

Bat has echolocation

[limber latch]

Yeah but man has location

How does he see

[rigid niche]

Got an 20 minute survival run in mot. Nearly maxed my everything. Then noticed electric is gone so i will lose all my progress unless laptop will last being open til it comes back

You can't have an winter in turkey without electric shortages

[boreal marlin]

See no problem releasing hit game on new console.

Its funny only because todd howard and skyrim.
Doom was released on many platforms since 1993 for example.

[clever sphinx]

IM UNBANED

FINALY

[unkempt needle]

Just posting this image enough so Silksong gets unreleased again

[restive pier]

No way

[narrow sail]

LETS GO.

[lilac kiln]

do you have the dreadnautilus banner yet

[narrow sail]

Naut yet.

[granite furnace]

He’s mn

[strange cradle]

That is not Man
Man has no ears
This is Bat

[granite furnace]

Bt

[brittle citrus]

That’s a big lizard

[tawny arch]

Thanks for the 9 feet

That, woah, definitely tells me stuff

[brittle citrus]

It’s a simple conversion of 3 meters = 9 feet.

[tawny arch]

Not what I'm poking at

[brittle citrus]

sneeze

[tawny arch]

I don't have the will or time for you today

[eternal knoll]

But they're not equal, the foot box is smaller

[brittle citrus]

Well yeah, a meter is larger than a foot.

[eternal knoll]

≈

[brittle citrus]

You’re fired

“Goose sack”. Why

[silent herald]

Max is even more mad

[eternal knoll]

Why does max have wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

[narrow sail]

is playing Stick It to the Stickman
*decides to slide towards enemy *
punches them in the nads.
they die immediately
lmao

[safe mason]

underrated game, been following them since the early days

[boreal marlin]

mad or crazy even

[limber latch]

me when I'm behind my tall friend

[limber latch]

He haven't eaten maggots from the rotten stomach for 5 minutes

[cedar zephyr]

Or dog food

[rigid niche]

I was dreaming about being in an beach and waves keep pushing me and splashing me around. I told to myself it feels good and not an dream because if it would be an dream things don't work properly when i turned my back multiple times. I believed i was holding my breath underwater so i legit felt i was holding breath and felt the water hitting my ears. But it was just an dream. My dream outsmarted and gaslighted me xD

[surreal pivot]

funny because that first sentence can be applied to both games

[lilac kiln]

yummers

[brittle citrus]

Eat your breakfast

[fiery hedge]

Hey little question to anyone who ordered from Lizardoggo: how long did it take for your order to arrive once it was shipped :)? I'm in EU for reference

[clever steppe]

close enough

mods

slime him

[boreal marlin]

Then we played different dark souls 2, it was smooth release and performed good on pc overall

And DS PtDE, damn that was a mess of a game without dsfix

[brittle citrus]

Are you sure you didn’t play DS3?

[boreal marlin]

ds 2 and ds3 I played on release, preordered both

[brittle citrus]

Pretty sure you never played DS2 on pre-release.

[boreal marlin]

no Michael Zaki said I'm not allowed

[brittle citrus]

Goddamnit Michael Zaki

[celest reef]

the Traffic wizard

[silent herald]

His summon:

[ornate ember]

||🍑💨||

[noble gorge]

Hell no. Level design is peak. The only problem is boss run backs and amount of enemies

And yeah, knowledge of gimmicks

Like that flammable windmill in earthen peak

[narrow sail]

<@&296918282403840000>

[raw lotus]

guys is the mobile game good

idk why its paid

so idk if its worth buying it

[raw lotus]

mobile games should be free.

[surreal pivot]

still was rushed in development and it shows with the amount that got cut and world design slapped together with less care than you'd see in every other from software game

[tender imp]

warlock of the deep

triton or sea elf

[tender imp]

human rogue with the swashbuckler subclass and a multiclass into monk

[raw lotus]

what

[tender imp]

dnd

you would be a human with the pirate sailor background

main class rogue swashbuckler

multiclass into monk

or perhaps only monk

[boreal marlin]

they got him

[raw lotus]

i am so confused

that didnt answer my question at all

[boreal marlin]

you are now dnd character

[unkempt needle]

I guess it's a joke about your avatar

[tender imp]

somewhat correct ence

[unkempt needle]

I often am

[tender imp]

i'm attempting to give the people dnd characters

[tender imp]

and since you use luffy from one piece i decided to work with that

[tender imp]

your pfp looks like a kobold

so you'd probably be a kobold or perhaps a satyr

[raw lotus]

so you just us dnd characters

[tender imp]

maybe bard as class or fighter?

[tender imp]

yes

yo trepang two is on sale

[upper cradle]

Me when I have to make someone a dnd character because I am bored

[upper cradle]

What game are you talking about?

[tender imp]

paladin or fighter

human i presume

[boreal marlin]

Why not, it's entertaining

[tawny arch]

Probably DRG:S

A birdie told me

[upper cradle]

Thats what I think too but just decided to make sure that they are talking about what I think they are talking about

[tender imp]

kenshi's also on sale

[upper cradle]

I don't really have anything against it, its just that every time I see techpriest in chat he talks about dnd characters

[upper cradle]

In steam or somewhere else?

[tender imp]

steam

[upper cradle]

Hm, for some reason its not on sale for me

[unkempt needle]

I love satyrs

[tender imp]

they're a bit lusty in dnd

and a party hard

drink a lot

[unkempt needle]

They're so real for this

[tender imp]

but you seem more like a kobold

because i like kobolds

[unkempt needle]

My avatar is a kind of lizard so that's fair

[tender imp]

oh also satyrs are partly fae

[unkempt needle]

checks out

[tender imp]

i think you could perhaps be an artificer or a sorcerer

since kobolds have some draconic blood

and are also very good artificers

they are physically weak

but use clever tricks to win

or a rogue perhaps

[tender imp]

you chose

what do you think would fit a kobold well?

[unkempt needle]

Sorcerer would go hard

[tender imp]

cool

you get as a dragon blood sorcerer extra armor

some draconic abilities

and at a certain level wings

[tawny arch]

I'm guessing that guy isn't interested in the game anymore lol

[unkempt needle]

Nah I'm on board

[tender imp]

also max payne and tabs are on sale

[tawny arch]

No, the guy asking about the mobile game

[unkempt needle]

oh lol

[tender imp]

so what background do you think you would use

perhaps criminal since kobolds often serve dragons

or maybe street kid

with the street kid background you also get a pet mouse

perhaps you could later change it into a pseudodragon

you could also ascend to a dragon maybe

wait

you could also be a drakewarden ranger

you get a pet drake

[unkempt needle]

Bit hard to assign myself a dnd background since those assume either a medieval fantasy occupation or Being An Orphan

[tender imp]

which grows with your character

[tender imp]

not quite

[unkempt needle]

...Not much easier to use the character in my avatar since they're like, a mythical animal

[tender imp]

i see

also to the drake warden

the drake is also intelegent with an int of 8

which is that of your average man

inteligent

or a monk of the ascendent dragon

you get dragon based monk abilities

[tender imp]

also this is the drake warden picture in the book

there isn't a single thought behind the drakes eyes

[unkempt needle]

Really cool image actually

[tender imp]

i do agree

[upper cradle]

At first glance I thought these were argonians making out

[tender imp]

kindly that's a dragonborn

specifically green

[tender imp]

yo wanna see something cool?

[tawny arch]

Something badass?

[tender imp]

look at this cool mf

he got psionics

[tawny arch]

Enter the Gungeon guy!

[tender imp]

and use brains with legs as minions

forgot their brain names though

they use a hivemind

and hate magic

mindflayers

they have a main brain for their hivemind

[boreal marlin]

student years are precious

[tender imp]

lammy has cast "evil eye" again it seems

(that actually is a dnd spells)

(spells)

(spell)

[rigid niche]

I have seen an electric grill before. It sounds similar to this, some red glowing iron bars placed like an grill and heats small meats on it quickly. But tastes horrible. Pros: no need to gather wood/coal lit fire. Cons: everything else

I know its an cloth ironer

But similar concept of bruteforce cooking with electric

[tender imp]

greetings sherlock

[rigid niche]

Hello

[tender imp]

human mastermind rogue or barbarian

i'd assume would be your dnd class

either of those

[rigid niche]

Actually, isn't an electric grill is just an toaster but cooks only one side?

I wonder how does toast would taste with it

[brittle oasis]

I think he's casing "heat metal" actually.

[tender imp]

perhaps druid

[tender imp]

triton or sea elf fighter

subclass being something generel esque

[rigid niche]

Dnd has deathknight? Or lich? If so then Dnd invented it before both Warlords and Warcraft

[tender imp]

it has both

deathknights are oathbreaker paladins that died before the could redeem themselves

my father uses one as a pfp

and liches use phylacteries to store their soul

[rigid niche]

Do they also have an liche-lord/lich king figure who owns all undead or commands them forcibly?

[tender imp]

well

they have vecna

a lich god

[tawny arch]

Yeah, but it grills

[tender imp]

or vlaakith the gith queen who's a lich

[wary current]

Terraria update tomorrow 👀

also hi folks what's the topic of the hour

[tawny arch]

A lot of stuff this week actually

[tender imp]

dnd

[wary current]

Oh cool

[tender imp]

human fighter

you

[rigid niche]

Allright. So warlords didnt invented concept of lichelord, but did it 2 years ago before warcraft for sure we had Bane the lord of death legit riding skeleton horse and rising champions before warcraft 3 did. Warcraft 2 had an deathknight but its just an necromancer or an warlock over being an actual knight

[tawny arch]

Based on that picture, since I have never used an electric grill

[upper cradle]

There are electric grills?

[brittle oasis]

I've actually played dnd before. Haven't played druid yet.

[tender imp]

warlocks are nice

[tender imp]

a fellow druid fan

[rigid niche]

You mean the dnd warlock?

[tender imp]

which subclass?

[tawny arch]

Even pizza ovens

[tender imp]

yeah

[tawny arch]

Yeah, worse but

[brittle citrus]

Curse the Demonologist

[upper cradle]

I mean obviously there are electric grills I just never heard anyone mention them or talk about them

[tender imp]

WHOOP THE DEVILS ASS
IF YOU DIE THEN YOU MAY DIE
BUT DO NOT FALTER IN THE FACE OF DEATH
GLORY AWAITS US

[rigid niche]

Well, Warlords warlocks are different. They are sorta flesh and blood mage who uses his own life force to cast spells. It uses both the magic school of summoning and chaos magic

[proper rampart]

technically speaking Liches as a concept originates from Slavic myth- Koschei is the predecessor to the concept

[brittle citrus]

I have a better idea. Close the portal and he go bye-bye.

[upper cradle]

Unreal

whats next

electric toasters?

Nonsense

[tender imp]

cool in dnd they sacrifice parts of themselves to greater powers for magic

devils, fae, deep ones

[tawny arch]

Air fryers :o

[tender imp]

all of em

[tender imp]

thri-kreen bard

[tawny arch]

When's Air toasters coming out?

[rigid niche]

Warlords druids are just super introvert people who weaponized forests. They are closer to being an summoner with agility instead of an strong beastial warrior of nature

[upper cradle]

Maybe stupid question but I never actually understood the difference between air fryers and ovens

[tawny arch]

Less or no oil

And it's actually about the same taste

Just less oily

[rigid niche]

Druids escape all problems by entagling enemies and run away, also Druids have an wolf pet

[upper cradle]

That sounds pretty cool

[tender imp]

i see

[tender imp]

in dnd you don't have a pet

wolf as most druids

you become the wolf

they shapeshift into animals

Including dinosaurs

[brittle citrus]

I love Conquest of Elysium 5. That vile thing attacked the only nearby base, proceeded to try to kill my Dvala (dwarf queen), just to die and a few demons he had became mind controlled by my Dvala. There is no way that should’ve been a victory.

[rigid niche]

Transformation is very rare in warlords. Only thing you can transform is ice mages turning into avatars of ice. Which icemages turns into an ice golem that fights melee with high physical attack and defense. Icemages just freeze stuff in tracks or build ice walls and traps

They are all about defense over having an real offense

[tender imp]

i see

also the moon druids in dnd can turn into elementals

anyway i'll be off

bye

[rigid niche]

Picture of my Human Elementalist casting ice wall spell to block the entrance to defend my base early game. they melt after 5 mins. but for this game, having an 5 min long unbreakable wall is nice. i took it back in 2023

His name is Arcador

[rocky iron]

yall hoppin on highguard⁉️

[drifting wren]

Meow :3

[boreal marlin]

is it free?

[rocky iron]

it is yea

[boreal marlin]

hmm, not into hero shooters though
skipped better games

[rocky iron]

it's baffling

it doesn't look nearly as soulless and messy as concord, but it's dead on arrival

[dusky igloo]

modern stock market (colorized)

[tawny arch]

People are probably overfed with hero shooters right now

or bad marketing

[dusky igloo]

Genres never get overdone

as they become saturated you either need something of truly exceptional quality, or novelty

meaning that average, or even just good, games will never land

Think platformers yeah

these days nobody's gonna buy a platformer thats... just another platformer

what the hero shooter genre needs is imagination

as is they're all the same game with (barely) different tools at the player's disposal

[civic pebble]

I mean there are a lot of good hero shooters that people are already in , they might not want to get into a new one .

Like if I'm playing Overwatch 2 and Rivals why get the new one .

[dusky igloo]

That too, but even superfans need snacks from time to time

[civic pebble]

I sure do hope that snack is free and not 60$ .

[dusky igloo]

TBOI is the best roguelike, ill always pick it back up again, its my default

But sometimes you want something different, yknow?

plenty of novel rogues

basically no novel hero shooters

[civic pebble]

Skul is one .

[dusky igloo]

Closest thing is tf2 with its jank physics

and item system too tbh

[civic pebble]

It might be they all follow the same premise , same gamemodes , with hero shooters it just feels the same with different characters and somewhat different abilities .

[rocky iron]

it doesn't help that highguard is chock full of bad ideas

it's a game about raiding an enemy's castle and defending your own. can you guess how many players are on one team?

[civic pebble]

6 ?

[dusky igloo]

3

[rocky iron]

it's 3

[civic pebble]

Am I one of three .

[rocky iron]

a fucking 3v3 game

complete and total failure to look at modern gaming trends

[dusky igloo]

one person's always gonna be not playing the game at all

[civic pebble]

That sounds like it will be very boring lmao .

[tawny arch]

Highguard reminds me of paladins

[rocky iron]

the market is very clearly leaned toward casual pvp, not particularly large-scale but having more players inherently makes your game more casual

in a 3v3 format i can have one bad teammate ruin the whole game for me

if it were a 12v12 there's some breathing room

it should've been like, a 20v20 game with no heroes, just guys on horses with guns. none of this looting crap either

[dusky igloo]

12v12 space pirate combat game when

barotrauma meets sea of thieves meets spaceships

[rocky iron]

so yea highguard ain't making it

still not the funniest expensive game failure to me though

[dusky igloo]

the funniest is gonna be the next hero shooter some execs insist on making

[boreal marlin]

deadlock

[dusky igloo]

at worst the reason for deadlock's success is gonna be the same as marvel rival's

[rocky iron]

nah nah

the funniest is Hyenas

[dusky igloo]

ie major brand recognition

But honestly deadlock actually looks solid

Might succeed by being like

good

[rocky iron]

because it died before it ever launched to the public, and it was conceptually so far up its own ass that it could've only come from sega

hyenas was an extraction shooter about a group of criminals in the far future where currency is worth nothing, so they steal memorabilia

and said memorabilia was sega merch 💀

like come on bro

[boreal marlin]

characters looks cool ngl, like valve took what is cool on internet and made characters outta it, goth lady vampire, werewolf lady, jerma,
All sorts of artists would be busy

[rocky iron]

like shit man

[boreal marlin]

demon accountant looking guy my fav, always wanted to see more of demonic office workers in media

[rocky iron]

concord isn't even the first (or the last) hero shooter to fail

remember 9 to 5?

[dusky igloo]

with a title like that how could it fail

[rocky iron]

it's a good name tbh

people keep acting like SEO matters

nobody learns about games like that, you learn about games thru coworkers and youtube algos

[dusky igloo]

Its not an seo thing its just like

names need to be at least kind of iconic

9 to 5 is just so

meh..?

[rocky iron]

buddy one of the most popular franchises of all time is called Battlefield

[dusky igloo]

different era

[rocky iron]

fuckin Overwatch

[dusky igloo]

sounds nice, good pacing when saying it

[rocky iron]

i dont see it as any different

[dusky igloo]

honestly

lotta fucking popular game names follow this sorta

3 syllable emphasis on the second trend

Sometimes stretching the syllables out a bit

Pokemon, battlefield, overwatch, call of duty, banjo kazooie

[rocky iron]

that's literally 9 to 5

[dusky igloo]

and they all have the same exact emphasis

[rocky iron]

like that's probably the best part of the game was its name

[dusky igloo]

nobody's saying 9 to 5

[rocky iron]

my favorite has to be "the day before" having the exact same syllable stress as the last of us

[dusky igloo]

nyntafive

[rocky iron]

yea

[dusky igloo]

no pop

[rocky iron]

i mean i'm not shocked you know nothing about a 9 to 5

[thick parrot]

Huh, i wonder what the censored word is

[rocky iron]

🤫

[versed field]

Anyone wanna play Repo bychance

🧐

[drifting wren]

Fella :3

[lime yacht]

I heard you like comfortable crew spaces? Too bad, Claustrophobia: The Tank

[granite furnace]

Human tetris

[lime yacht]

Nevermind the human autoloader

[drifting wren]

the design is very human

[tawny arch]

That thing will either give you the best massage ever or kill you

[dawn sail]

We got the menace

Dinner is served

[celest reef]

The big rat

[tawny arch]

Doctor Robotnik

[fiery hedge]

Yo isn't he a DJ

[rocky iron]

free my bro he didn't do anything

[toxic pilot]

Good night friends

[urban wharf]

its over
he ratted you out
police are on their way

[dawn sail]

His crime was existence

But he was spared

Tho if he comes back I will be less forgiving.

[thick parrot]

Looks like an early prototype of the femur breaker

[dire pebble]

i have a one piece panel for this

[lime yacht]

It'll break more than just your femur

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/dakple-boop-protogen-smol-blep-gif-16903727693746940149

[urban wharf]

booped to hard

[celest reef]

My knee keeps popping

[urban wharf]

its made from bubble wrap

[vernal raptor]

what kind of goofy ass world gen is this?

[celest reef]

there is a lore reason

[loud mountain]

You should make your base surrounding that structure

[rough solar]

"you could make a religion out of this."

[thick parrot]

right

[rough mirage]

Can I pet it?

[coral dust]

I cleaned my PC please be proud

[eternal knoll]

I'm proud of you

[coral dust]

Thank you Greg

[limber latch]

sure

[rough mirage]

That boy looking wide

[versed vale]

Man idk what to do for my next ceramics project

[celest reef]

rock

[eternal knoll]

you can always do a pip-💥

honestly though, you should make a 3d kokopeli or an aztec death whistle

[versed vale]

What's a kokopeli?

A concern about making a whistle or anything like that is it's entirely different than anything I've ever done. I don't know if it would turn out or not even work

[eternal knoll]

that's the fun of trying

[versed vale]

I was thinking of doing a colossus from ror

[eternal knoll]

Native American trickster god of fertility / agriculture / music etc

these funky dudes

[versed vale]

Oh I see those all the time

[eternal knoll]

very cool design, possible to do in ceramics

[versed vale]

Hmmm

[eternal knoll]

also I spelled it wrong

should have 2 L's at the end

[versed vale]

Would be very difficult but a colossus from SotC would be cool

Or maybe a mech from into the breach? Idk I want to make something big this time around

[eternal knoll]

life sized scale gundam

[versed vale]

I already have enough gundams

[eternal knoll]

not a life sized one tho

[proper rampart]

a colossus would be cool but those defo have a lot of very intricate details and patterns on em

[celest reef]

https://youtu.be/5WOBQCWLvFk

[versed vale]

I know ): plus their legs are very thin

[celest reef]

Rockin in the 90's? Yeah 1290's!

[versed vale]

Someone suggested Bell beast. I could see myself making that

[proper rampart]

i mean if the legs would be a problem you can just do the snakes or malus

bell beast <3

[versed vale]

I... haven't fought those bosses yet

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/silk-song-hollow-knight-hornet-bell-beast-gif-1225704469878519673

[versed vale]

I don't know what they look like lmao

In a ceramics pipedream, I could make the cogwork dancers

[proper rampart]

fair fair sorry

[versed vale]

Nah you good

I just suck at the game

[celest reef]

Spycrab

[versed vale]

I don't even play tea fort

What if I made The Lash...

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/lashes-patrick-spongebob-squarepants-worried-thinking-gif-5718323

[silent herald]

Ah, dint knew the game had boss fights

[hazy perch]

billing is chilling

[limber latch]

Yeah you unlock paintjobs by defeating bosses

Well

"bosses"

[silent herald]

Yup, got a black one

[limber latch]

That's the same dude but with different quirk

One is weak to explosives

[silent herald]

Lol

[limber latch]

The other one is weak to fire

The third one is weak to melee weapons

or shivs

use intel

But that's the same guy with the same attack patterns

[silent herald]

Btw, theses dudes only exists in bases or they can appear on desert (as minor enemy or smt)?

[limber latch]

They're only in certain camps

[silent herald]

Cus i saw a loading screen of max fighting one of them in the desert, outside the bases ...

-or they were planned as common enemy in open world
-or they just did it for loading screen look cool

[limber latch]

Loading screen shows Max in top tier jacket on starting location

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/yeet-gif-8128303843229075232

[limber latch]

tater

your cheeks have increased in size

were you eating bees again?

[eternal knoll]

this is such a concerning sentence

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/allergic-face-reaction-tiktok-poor-gif-21308763

[limber latch]

I see

Please refrain from eating bees

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dessybarbies-stan-twt-stan-twitter-gif-3109203712900469215

[rotund path]

They look like an Aardman animation character.

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-chips-chewing-horsey-gif-18133390

[limber latch]

he ate all the quality

and frames

[rancid nebula]

yum

[rancid nebula]

i fumbled

darn

gonna overthink this with a cup of tea

[rotund path]

that's a nice cat larva you have there

[lunar wadi]

@haughty bough

[narrow sail]

Currently playing through Fallen Aces again.

Mainly so I can recreate my map notes. They were on the old drives.

Tadah!

[limber latch]

Spoilers!

smh my head

[brittle citrus]

Goddamnit Border, stop spoiling shit

[limber latch]

You're spoiled shit

I should have a conversation with your parents about how spoiled you are

Right after I fire you

[hollow rock]

mods here still have a mental breakdown if you talk about posting non drg memes? last time i was muted indefinitely until i bothered reaching out to a mod about them abusing users

just curious

[limber latch]

Banned for being curious

and questioning the authorities

[hollow rock]

you'd think that was reddit only stuff

but discord mods are shooting for the title

now that i made the mods uncomfortable

[brittle citrus]

What’s with you and stealing my shit lately

[limber latch]

I'm making a Shrine of Lamb out of it

Like Helga from "Hey Arnold"

[boreal marlin]

Yummers

[boreal marlin]

I hired him to fire you

[brittle citrus]

I hate my fan club

[brittle citrus]

Now that you publicly announced it, you have to publicly fire his ass. You never learn.

[boreal marlin]

Nah, I will go and he will become the CEO

[brittle citrus]

My thing is to secretly hire people and fire their ass publicly. People keep the job if they don’t know they’re hired.

[boreal marlin]

Secret no more. Thank you for reveal.

[brittle citrus]

The tactic never was a secret. I’ve mentioned it numerous times prior. The hiring is done secretly. Nobody knows when I hire them.

[boreal marlin]

Even you?

[brittle citrus]

No, I was kidnapped and tied to a chair in front of a computer in broad daylight. The witnesses still try to save me 6 years later.

[boreal marlin]

Feels like a Ruthless people movie kidnapping

[brittle citrus]

Normally happens on Tuesdays

[boreal marlin]

Then kidnappers release you by friday?

[strange cradle]

Won't they immediately realise, once you send them their paycheck?

[limber latch]

I've been secretly hired by you 15 years ago

Where's my 15 years worth of salary?

$25/hour

[narrow sail]

I'm just patiently waiting for 1.4.5 to drop.

[brittle citrus]

What paycheck?

[strange cradle]

Well, even if they're working for free
You ARE complying with tax regulations, right?

[brittle citrus]

Well, it goes through a money market mutual fund, invest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interests aaaand it’s gone.

[brittle citrus]

Gone

[limber latch]

you're being sued

[brittle citrus]

For what

[strange cradle]

Unlawful termination class action lawsuit

[limber latch]

Yes

[brittle citrus]

What money are you going to earn? The money that doesn’t exist at The Business?

[remote lantern]

[haughty bough]

there goes the power grid 😭

What're you eyeing at

[brittle citrus]

The walls here are infamous for having eyes. Be careful.

[lilac kiln]

lets take a look

[remote lantern]

BattaB ArkhammakhrA

[lilac kiln]

man

[narrow sail]

Where is Re-Logic's office again?

Indiana.

checks time there

7 AM.

Fuck.

[tawny arch]

It's Arkhammahkra not Arkhammakhra, I vexed!

am*

Hell, I need to sleep properly

[waxen shadow]

@cinder arrow In the early days almost no helldivers 1 fans complained about the balance changes as they came purely for the expectation of dying several times in a mission, but the people who started on helldivers 2 came in expecting a power fantasy, which caused a major disconnect between the development team and the community. Due to this the newer fanbase has started to do nothing but complain because they’ve realized it works. Granted it was warranted in the early months because back then they were nerfing weapons purely based on usage rate and comfort rather than power (slugger getting nerfed in both accuracy and destruction value simply because it was a semi-comfortable weapon for bots and was actually able to be used as a breaching tool for example), but now the developers are scared of doing even the smallest nerfs as the playerbase immediately review bombs the game when their nuke launcher loses even the slightest bit of damage.

[cinder arrow]

i know all this

i was more on about the shit show that is the crossbow and the rest of the meta

ive been in a heated VC with someone who said "why care about balance in a pve game"

[waxen shadow]

Honestly my big issue with helldivers nowadays is just how inconsistent the balance is due to said shitshow

Like why would one use the plasma punisher or a light pen ar when the coyote and DD explosive weapons/purifier exist and directly outclass them

[cinder arrow]

i could write you essays on why you should (plasma punisher especially; it was underrated before and a buff has brought it into the light but it's still underrated and misunderstood)

but much of my fun before i stopped playing came from avoiding the meta

i stopped using reds, i used underappreciated weapons, i fought bugs with the constitution and AMR

[waxen shadow]

I mean the group stagger is okay but why bother when you could kill them in a third of the time for slightly less stagger

[cinder arrow]

you don't have to charge shots which slows you down

you can spam at a group of bots if caught in the open

it also somehow requires even less aim than the purifier due to proxy fuse

also the stagger without a windup is valuable against rupture strain

you can also use it as a mortar

it's more responsive when it comes to stagger since purifier needs a windup for a staggering shot

[waxen shadow]

I mean the crossbow and erupter can both do that as well, with far more damage. Shooting over cover is situationally useful though

[cinder arrow]

yeah it's the crossbow and eruptor though

it's come to the point where when discussing weapon balance and what a gun offers i don't talk about those two at all

[waxen shadow]

Fair enough

[cinder arrow]

additionally they both have much worse firerate

but they're still so far above every other gun in the game

i had something deep to say but i forgor 💀

[waxen shadow]

This is sorta unrelated but I’ve always found it kinda funny how the dominator has slower projectiles than typical firearms despite them being jet-propelled

The entire point of jet propulsion is to exponentially increase velocity

[cinder arrow]

you have to pull lead in order to hit weakpoints

it's weird

[cinder arrow]

i rember

i wanted them to rebalance the crossbow by turning it into the boltshark

we might not even have to change the damage numbers lmao

but a utility tool crossbow with less damaging primary bolts and gas/stun/whatever else bolts could be potentially more fun

[waxen shadow]

Genuinely they need a dedicated keybind that’d swap ammo types on applicable weapons with a single button press, because holding r long enough for the ui to appear and sense your right click can be so incredibly clunky and jarring sometimes

Especially with how many weapons can swap ammo types nowadays

[cinder arrow]

you can change your keybinds to do fast ammo swaps

but the issue is, ammo type is not always on the same side of the weapon wheel

[tender imp]

greetings

[tender imp]

dnd cleric human or artificer

[tender imp]

tabaxi rogue

[cinder arrow]

Democracy.

[narrow sail]

Artillierist Artrificer.

You get to make a turret/gun.

[brittle citrus]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[tender imp]

recovered from your build yet?

[brittle citrus]

What

[tender imp]

your character is not done yet

[brittle citrus]

Ok

[tender imp]

i have two magic items your character might find useful

the two snake staffs

one turns fully into a snake that you control

specifically a poisonous one

and the other one turns partly into a giant constrictor snake

which you can use as a weapon

[brittle citrus]

I don’t like reptiles

[tender imp]

understandable

mayhaps a necklace of fireballs

[brittle citrus]

I don’t think this character you created is going anywhere near what I like. How did you go from me only saying “a necromancer that only uses undead insects” to some weird, two classed, almost a deity before it left the factory.

[narrow sail]

hm...

[tender imp]

i have no fucking idea

[narrow sail]

There's always Swarmkeeper ranger.

[tender imp]

i do have to say the character is a slow burner

[tender imp]

so you need some time to become a deity

[tender imp]

but he can't use any necromancer spells

when he only has one class

[narrow sail]

Eldritch Adept feat?

[tender imp]

good point

[narrow sail]

There's a few spell-related feats.

Eldritch Adept being the big one.

Lets see if there's a necromantic invocation.

[brittle citrus]

That’s part of the problem. I don’t think I would want any of my totally mortal characters to become one. The other part is the whole adding a secondary class thing. I do not enjoy druidism and do not enjoy how far you steered away from actual necromancy and suggested bugs that mind control bodies. Either give me necromancy or don’t give me random stuff.

[narrow sail]

https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/wizard:necromancy

[brittle citrus]

Like wtf is going on with the character now

[waxen shadow]

I’m not even gonna ask how you perfectly named my first dnd character

[tender imp]

the deity was a joke

you do become powerful

[waxen shadow]

Though I gotta say, I much prefer drow and tieflings nowadays

[tender imp]

but it's a slowburner

[narrow sail]

There's also Magic Initiate.

[tender imp]

understandable

[tender imp]

alrighty no magic items

your character is still quite powerful from the abilities and spells alone

[noble gorge]

Terraria 1.4.5 tomorrow 🎉 🎉 🎉

[native echo]

oh hey the next hd2 warbond looks fun

might even grab it

[strange cradle]

Funny to see two polar opposite warbonds release in such a short interval
Maybe that's on purpose

[native echo]

Perhaps

[upper cradle]

Is that a hellbomb rocket launcher or what

I don't get it

[native echo]

I think its the ultimatum but bigger

[strange cradle]

Ultimatum on a stick

[native echo]

The expendable antier tank

[strange cradle]

The armor doesn't look so great tho ngl

[native echo]

throwable shields are nice

And the funny hammer

[strange cradle]

Stealth warbond stole all the armor drip

[native echo]

And omg the trident is back

Stealth warbond took the armor, the new one takes the cool stuff

[strange cradle]

Explosive hammer

[remote lantern]

i like another disposable weapon

but it will probably not have EATs cooldown

[strange cradle]

What this does mean is a full disposable loadout
-EAT
-NEAT
-SEAT
-Commando

[grand raft]

Yeah, that thing will probably be closer to NEAT/Solo Silo cooldown I think

[restive pier]

What’s the cooldowns for those, compared to the Commando?

[remote lantern]

EAT has a 59 sec cooldown with all ship upgrades

but may increase due to environment modifier

here is NEATs

here is commando's

[restive pier]

Surprisingly these CDs don’t feel that far apart

[grim sparrow]

waiting for the sample locator

[remote lantern]

and tank here

[grim sparrow]

"yeah let's make firebomb hellpods" useless grief strat

[dusky igloo]

emprah

i was wondrin

wot appens wen we eat rashins down ea

[grim sparrow]

EAT i think you mean GOAT

That new EAT variant looks really fun tho ngl, wonder what's gonna set it apart from the regular

prob still won't be able to destroy StratJammers lol

[restive pier]

I just want more funny boosters

[remote lantern]

the last red stratagem was in 2024

unless u count the christmas special ones

[restive pier]

Imagine a Booster that affects Turrets and Vehicles, and it raises the Penetration force of all the involved guns

Or a Booster that just applies the Extra Padding passive to all Helldivers lol

[languid cloud]

I wonder where they got that idea from...

[inner grove]

I have been pinged.
You know what that means.

[lavish cape]

Tried to be a little more creative. ended up with a shoebox anyway

[dusky vine]

Damn that is gorgeous

[tender imp]

human evocation wizrad

wizard

[tender imp]

human rogue with the criminal background

[tender imp]

kobold rogue or wizard who hides in a big coat

[tender imp]

plasmoid

[restive pier]

O O ????

[tender imp]

tabaxi

[tender imp]

your pfp

looks a bit like a kobold in a big ass trench coat

[grim sparrow]

yeah lol, either that or the halo 3 bubble shield

[tender imp]

example

[restive pier]

I should figure out what to change my Halloween pfp out of.

[tender imp]

perhaps kobold artificer aswell

[tender imp]

tabaxi cleric or rogue

[tender imp]

dwarf pirate

your pfp looks like a pirate

[tawny arch]

Why are you hiring people

[tender imp]

to go on adventure with, to find treasure and to kill monsters

[tender imp]

that said

want to join

[tawny arch]

Depends...

[tender imp]

magic treasure is what we search fo

[tender imp]

you seem to be a rogue specifically a thief since you can blend in pretty well

[tawny arch]

Where'd the blending part come from btw?

blend in*

[tender imp]

you wish to replace someone?

[tender imp]

seen that before

anyway you seem to be a kobold or bronze dragonborn

specifically artificer

[strange cradle]

grab a hammer
dent those corners

[rotund path]

oh my avatar was more of a half-dragon. he has wings. I've played a few Kobolds and dragonborn in D&D

[tender imp]

dragonborn it is

welcome to the crew it's mostly rogues currently

[rotund path]

Grex, the Kobold artificer (armourer)

[tender imp]

looks pretty nice

[rotund path]

In his arcane armour

[tawny arch]

It's all rogues

[rotund path]

He also took a few levels of fighter and became a rune knight! 😄

GIANT MEK SUIT KOBOLD!

[tender imp]

looks cool

[rotund path]

I had a lot of fun, but the campaign didn't last that long

Would definitely play him again given the oportunity

[tender imp]

cool

[rotund path]

I also have a mechanical kobold that I've not played (yet)

[tender imp]

maybe i could one day if i figure it out

[tender imp]

mechanical kobold

the enemies of the mechanical gnomes

[rotund path]

yes, and servant to clockwork dragons

[tender imp]

impressive

[tender imp]

what's the story to this construct

[raw lotus]

ser pounce why u abusing ur mod

deleting everything

[rotund path]

It's based on the Gearforged race from Kobold Press, so they used to be a Kobold war leader, got killed saving a warren but had their soul trapped in a gem and encased in a clockwork construct body.

[surreal pivot]

You're just being an ass after being told to stop breaking the rules and throwing a small tantrum about it

how about you drop it already ?

[rancid nebula]

very cool

[raw lotus]

ive dropped it

i started talking about drg

is reacting to messages also not apart of the drg chat

[rotund path]

in the non drg chat

[tender imp]

cool

[raw lotus]

no, im here now

so he doesnt say anything

[tender imp]

sire

this is non drg

[surreal pivot]

then why are we having this conversation and why were you starting to spam emojis under every single one of my messages ?

[raw lotus]

bc im not fond of you anymore

[tender imp]

oh man i'm stupid

[raw lotus]

reacting isnt breaking any rules

[tender imp]

you meant it differently

[surreal pivot]

being an ass very much is

[tender imp]

enough flirting you two

[raw lotus]

i think your salty and abusing your mod

[rotund path]

Artwork of the Kobold gearforged I based mine on.

[surreal pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/well-that's-too-damn-bad-holes-too-bad-oh-well-suck-it-up-gif-14703423262202948839

[raw lotus]

reacting is very much not apart of breaking the rules

[tender imp]

looks cool

[raw lotus]

my bad you dont like skulls under your messages

doesnt affect the chat in any way

[tender imp]

anyway i'll be off for now

for a minute

[rotund path]

That guy looks like someone ordered John Hammond off of Temu

[raw lotus]

why does every games discord community have mods like these

just ruins the entire mood and vibe of the game

first it was black ops 3, then some roblox servers, now DRG

then the mods break their own rules and no one says anything because theyre the mods

😭🙏

[surreal pivot]

-starts going off-topic about New-zealand in DRG chat
-get told to keep the chat on DRG
-throw a tantrum which gets deleted

"why does every games discord community have mods like these ???"

[raw lotus]

i wasnt even the one who mentioned nz first

i was following up on a conversation with someone else

and after you told me to keep it on drg i kept it on drg

[surreal pivot]

I don't care. Stop breaking rules and stop trying to be a smartass.

[raw lotus]

mods abusing mods like always

i wont even bother

or ill get another warning or banned

[silent herald]

Yummy

I was going to get him but i got lazy and focused on others things lol

I dont even know what he does

[boreal marlin]

puts mushrooms and throw mushrooms at people

also turn into smaller mushroom

[proper rampart]

sounds like a fun guy

[silent herald]

I remember in a match one dude said on chat to me use the mushroom

He sounded angry

"USE THE MUSHROOM"

(Actually he said "VAI NO COGUMELO")

[boreal marlin]

1 puts damaging mushroom 2 puts energy restore + skill power mushroom

[silent herald]

For everyone?

[boreal marlin]

for everyone

in radius of mushroom if they triggered

[silent herald]

I barely notice the mushroom, they looks like somethinf from the map lol

[boreal marlin]

4th throws smaller ball-mushroom that bounce off shrooms and enemies

nokko really fun to play, and easy to learn, put shrooms, throw ball and see how everything dies
ball does more damage with each bounce

[tender imp]

i just had a great character idea

mind if i tell you?

[thick parrot]

They're calling this the best coffee ever made

[silent herald]

I dint understand a half of this image

[limber latch]

What's there to not understand?

[loud mountain]

Thats incredibly valid

Also check this shit out

[boreal marlin]

lmao, they still won't do a thing

[dusky igloo]

Psyker boutta get some nice ass goggles 👀

[silent herald]

IDK what is ICC. I guess its ths "International" thing on image
Idk who is Geoff
Idk what is Highguard

[loud mountain]

Pretty sure icc is international criminal court

[limber latch]

I'm sorry that I thought the game would be mid, Geoff

[dusky igloo]

yeah and its iconic for how much it does

[limber latch]

Does it do more than UN or about the same amount?

[dusky igloo]

certainly not a "literally just there to make us feel better" thing

[dusky igloo]

I mean the point of the UN is to do nothing

[dusky igloo]

let shitty govs grief instead of escalating into open conflict

the global equivalent of keeping everyone calm through a game of uno

[upper cradle]

UN is basically this

[dusky vine]

You would not believe who this is when you zoom in lol

[loud mountain]

Another highguardillion dollars

[silent herald]

A terraria update that isnt just small content in 2026? Sound like a miracle

[dusky igloo]

highgate more like highrate with its record breaking 99.98% overwhelmingly positive review score on release

[tender imp]

is that the other guy from goofy?

[dusky vine]

Yeah

[brittle citrus]

PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT

[tender imp]

tabaxi warrier

[brittle citrus]

Catnl, you put that tongue away. Freak.

[subtle sandal]

How it feels to shoot the billybob trying to call in reinforcements:

[urban wharf]

Yummy yummy

[tender imp]

greetings

tabaxi warrier

[tender imp]

tiefling mage

[urban wharf]

No idea what that means but i know what a mage is
I think
Magic n shit

[tender imp]

tieflings

they have blood from the lower planes

gimme a sec

not mine

[urban wharf]

Oh shit i get horns
Thats cool

[tender imp]

they sometimes have magic build in

you can chose several different race traits

well one of several

they also have parts one would consider infernal

such as goat legs

or cat eyes

one of the traits you can pick are wings

[brittle citrus]

Begone, freak

[urban wharf]

Cant belive i turnes into somekind of cool demon from licking lammy

What would happen if i licked him again

I turn into a cooler demon perhaps?

[tender imp]

no

[brittle citrus]

I need a moderator

[tender imp]

you got demon or devil blood to become a tiefling

[tender imp]

another trait increases your charisma

it's called "silver tongue"

you also get spells based on speech

such as the cantrip visciour mockery

viscious

or order

[tender imp]

or a tiefling artilleryst artificer

[urban wharf]

Can i get a shotgun with infinate ammo and become somekind of reverse doomguy
That would be fun

[tender imp]

yeah

[urban wharf]

Is nice

[tender imp]

artilleryst artificers can make guns/turrets

one is essentially a medigun

one is a gun gun

and one is a flamethrower

[urban wharf]

More gun

[boreal marlin]

deepest lore of revenant who gave doomguy the shotgun in Eternal

[urban wharf]

Gotta go back to work now 😔

[tender imp]

misfotrune

misfortune

[gilded quarry]

terraria 1.4.5 is out

👍

[tender imp]

cool

[silent herald]

Smell like orange
Taste like nothing

[gilded quarry]

because you aint got no ice crystals in your orange water

[tawny arch]

Oh, I hate drinks like that

MMM! Smells delicious... Looks inside water

[eternal knoll]

That's just because you can't sense its power level, it's too high

[silent herald]

Im sure all liquid have water inside

[eternal knoll]

@knotty sky scouter check please

[tawny arch]

You know what I'm talking about

[silent herald]

I got 3 can of soda from taiwan
My rank
1 - Doraemon (lychee)
2 - Kuromi (passion fruit + tangerine)
3 - dragon ball (cidre)

[silent herald]

Doraemon soda had very strong smell of lychee and taste of lychee
Almost like i was drinking a real juice (but it isnt juice ofc)

[eternal knoll]

damb

[knotty sky]

Fizz is over 8000 though

[tawny arch]

How come your allegedly cider drink tastes like nothing

[silent herald]

Cider the fruit

[tawny arch]

Okay, why does it smell like orange, now that I'm thinking about it

Oh?

[eternal knoll]

There's a fruit called cider?

[silent herald]

Youre thinking the one drink made of apple

Cider is one of many fruit that reminds you of orange

What is the word?

Citric?

[eternal knoll]

Citrus

Citric is the acid

[silent herald]

Ty

Its confusing when your native language use a different word for it

Citrus = cítrico

Then theres a acid named citric?

[tender imp]

human monk

[tawny arch]

Man, why does everyone get a cool class, and I'm a thief :(

[tender imp]

they quite a few useful buffs

less fall damage

easier time roleplaying as someone else