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Webbed already? At least buy a man dinner first
Fav pilot?
Based af
Henry is up there too
he's great
Sword of heaven.
idk if i've ever unlocked abe
guess i've just gotten unlucky with time pods
don't think so
my playtime is spread across two accounts
Do you mind if I spoil them
go for it
You'll recognize them
i thought one was a mantis from FTL, i know there's some kind of FTL crossover
OH WOW
Mantis, blue guy, and a rockman
Do you know how to get them?
nope
Yup! +1 and regenerating shield. Downside is that he makes the mech have one health
huh
that sounds like it could be pretty damn powerful
and it's on brand for a zoltan
If you see a cracked mountain with something glowing inside, break the mountain and stand on top of the yellow circle
And then it's just a ftl time pod
gotcha
Also the pilot remarks are funny as hell
Ok so for all of the darktide players in chat
"They sent us an alien!?!"
"Tachyon emissions. I fear this thing may be... it may be even more advanced than I am."
Theyre working on another new class
It's actually cracked for frozen titans. Can't freeze yourself is amazing, rip Bethany
They said its going to come out after the next big update
i heard, am hyped
So chances are were going to see it at this year's skulls
And this time
Anything else I should add?
100 percent
I got one more day to work on it
It will be skiitari
if its actually a Skiitari i WILL play the game again
Maybe I'll add side pockets on the backpack and put a little energy drink in one
Theres not a whole lot of class ideas that havent been already covered
Plus getting admech support to grendyls warband would bring that support that the warband is missing
i like the idea of a ratling
i love the tiny gup ouo
Erm... you mean gip 
The way i think about it is that every single class in darktide brings something important to the warband
arbities brings oppression and hive scum brings drugs
The one thing that has been somewhat lacking is the manufacturing assistance of the admech
We've only got Hadron and kayex plus some unnamed tech priests and servitors
Honestly the most important part about the hive scum is that theyre natives of atoma
Its like having multiple more psychotic zolas
Theyre 100% not gonna bring anything to do with space marines as playable characters
honestly i kinda want the next one to be ratling so the give me admech crowd will crash out again
Ogryn brings Roc
Biggest and the Tiniest fighting side by side
The big issue with ratlings is that theyre main gimmick doesnt fit in to the gameplay loop of darktide
Now what if will say is this
Squats or votaan
Thats a big wildcard that fatshark could throw in
skitarii are like... kinda strong compared to everybody else ykonw? they're much more... trained, powerful, etc than even the arbities
No
They aren't
They're just admech footsoldiers
Ill admit it would be a tiny bit funny if the skitarii lost again just to see the communitys reaction
Arbites are much better trained and equipped individually
Ratling is confirmed to be a no
Too short
no Bardin cosplay š
give me catgirls
Level design can't accommodate a short class
Designing for ogryn was already hard enough
lmao imagine a felinid where the melee weapon is just claws
I still want iron arm for psyker
As ive said plenty of times
But psyker isn't allowed to have nice things anymore
Brass knuckles for the ogryn
psyker has ALL the nice things lmao
Look yoy have to admit absolutely slugging a bulwark with a mean right hook would be a great addition to the game
arguably the best melee and ranged weapons in the game plus two of the strongest abilities
Psyker needs to be shot 95 times
i would pay for that
i'd be so down for brass knuckles lol
Ignoring the fact they shatter most game mechanics
The 95 nerfs plan must be enacted
i hope they fix some of the bullshit i've heard about in havoc along side some psyker and plasma gun nerfs
Anyways the big thing everyone wants is a chaos wastes type gamemode
I feel like theres plenty of ways this gamemode could play out
It hits better breakpoints with more ammo and better recoil handling
It is like
Proven
Maybe a wacky sefoni vision or maybe exploring the outer wasteland of hive tertium in search for the "demon of the sands"
Helbore is vets best sniper right now
Anyways how do we feel about the rejects coming up against nurgle space marines
FS says no marines
what place does a sniper style weapon have in a game like draktide where all engagments are typically 25 meters at the longest (unless there's a sniper pestering you from the other end of the train in rolling steel)
i say plasma gun just wins off sheer versetility. cleave through hordes, high single target damage, etc
for sure
Plasma is just more conducive to quickdraw
kraks fill that niche thankfully
And doesn't care much about physics
allbeit less consistantly
Its a Seal. Also do not ping Tater.
Ey!
Shush. I've seen it long ago.
this guy might have a hollow head
Random drop rod of discord
KIDNEY GET.
The hell is this game?
Sulfur.
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Think it's smart to do my first playthrough of NeiR without the lock on?
gives Skrip his cheese
he asks for Cheeseburger
i give him cheeseburger
he asks for more pieces of cheese
You greedy bitch!
Though to be fair, he did sell me the High Heel I need to complete Stiffleg's quest.
Incredible how within 3 years of me finding out about yakuza the whole franchise went to shit
holy fuck wait the new cult of the lamb update is out??
i thought it was coming out in march or something
good night friends have a cozy weekend
<@&296918282403840000>
can i also have 181738384763827272 monies dropped into my bank account
eating sound
it has no nutritional value either i'm sorry
slight emotional value
its plastic bottle cap shaped except it has no grooves so you can't use it as a bottle cap
Does it make a crunch sound when you bite it
thats diabolical
yes, its made of brittle plastic that probably was out for 10 years
Yummy
you can snap chunks out of it like a chip
I dont watch The Office, so i dont recognize half of stuff about the show on fortnite...
I recognize the stapler on jello and the training doll mask on dwight
they got the office in fortnite now? they really are trying to get anyone by this point huh
Sometimes its the franchise company who want to put on fortnite
Sometimes its the epic games
Sometimes i dont even know
Im gonna guess some fans on epic games wanted to put them in game
I guess someone on reunion said "i want this"
Meeting
Reunion
Anyway
I watched Warframe live to get a tau forged archon shard
Got the blue one....
Wtf they do to the ui? Unless console ui is different from pc
(For reference last I was on fortinite was start of bug power rangers season)
that's save the world
Im on Save the World
The UI is kinda outdated in there
sees The Office in Fortnite
So when's Deep Rock joining?
It happened last year
Scout skin
yeah it literally happened
be me
playing heresy
leave my team (with a maul shield arbites no less) to deal with a horde and some ragers while I kill a couple of approaching reapers
they die almost instantly
oke
Like im not gonna pretend like im some darktide expert with hundreds of hours of experience
but what the hell
I made sure the situation was perfectly manageable before I jumped down
Nothing more had time to both appear and kill them by the time they died
They just died to basic shit
Wait this is actually kind of peak
SO I FORGOT THAT MURDER ROBOTS CAN SPAWN IN SULFUR.
I had to shove tons of food into my face Skyrim-style in order to survive.
Just now i noticed baro outfit
Did he got this on void too?
Oh right.
Man I'm slow on my Fortnite news
Is Hotline Miami still in Fortnite?
there were no pants of his size on void thrift shop
Grendel finally gets a good cosmetic. Dagath also.
Was a good devstream
my ex wife still misses me
What the hell is this emoji
in what case you could possibly need lock with ink pen emoji
Written secrets?
That's when you want to lock your paper with an ink pen
B A L L M O D E
Ye I always go ball mode after a feast
Ball mode is the second best thing you can do as a Grendel player
Ye, he moves suprisingly fast and bounce off walls. My way to parkour in game.
Not to mention the nasty health regen he can get. And the augment is chefs kiss
And they say 3D sonic games canāt work
sonic adventure 1 and 2 worked, sonic generations works
sonic frontiers has rough edges but works
sonic robo blast 2 works swimmingly (but doesn't fully count)
Sonic can't eat enemies like Grendel though. Another point for Grendel
Sonic frontiers looks like that fuckass hd mario video
Don't you just love compromised accounts that shoot themselves in the foot? 
yeaa thissis sooo coool
incredible things are happening
Did you know that Barcelona has an Evil twin?
look maybe it's somebody with aphantasia
right...
There should be no rat limit for anyone
do you have permit for unlimited rat?
no
I have a 1 year rat subscription at goodwill
damn, 1 year of free food
a real friend would not let you starve
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
backtrack
trust me bro
also shotguns wont work
You can tell Yokoyama genuinely thinks he deserves to live
they are kinda bad at base if you dont get near their face
annoying
good afternoon, Lammy
ok im not buying this yet
Hello Tile
huh?
oml finally
Greetings
||Hush now, just go along with it||
Hello Montag
Hello Lambentcy
||okay, dementia arc I guess||
This might be a shot in the dark, but would anyone here want a free steam key for playtesting an early version of my game? Itās a Mining Roguelite FPS where ores upgrade your weapons, I thought people on this gc might be interested. :)
if it's a steam product then you don't know what you're talking about
We've had too many fucking scammers in this Discord.
cool beans
Can you blame me for being a bit paranoid?
Also doesn't help that they joined today and that's their first message.
will you be participating in testing that game?
Aw fr? Sorry to hear that
Yeah its on steam, not some sketchy website lol
tbh shoulda post steam link from the start
Mb
I wouldāve posted it on the DRG reddit, but they donāt allow self promotion so I reckoned I should ask here for some help
wait so what happened with the franchise
im not 100% sure but I know they re-hired a sex offender
de-listing some old games so you can only buy the remakes
nothing of note, lol
free advertising
I'm actually mad.
Hi actually mad
hey nice! i nevre had any patience for building in terraria
I'm Borderkeeper
I post something and then BOOM, scammer.
Guess you attract scammers
These guys are evolving btw
I've seen one posting this silly crypto trading classes copypasta in text chats and the same copypasta but as an image in media chats
delisting games in favor of shitty remakes, hiring sex offenders
and the ending for kiwami 3 got leaked in which they retconned the antagonists death because why not
cant wait for them to bring back nishiki in kiwami 4 or something idk at this point
when you're chilling and suddenly your friend posts 4 non-embedding jpegs of doom and death
You know what's the biggest bruh moment about Sonic '06?
I think itās time we sink the UK
ok dr evil
I think most of people don't care about who they've casted
But they've made unnecessary changes in main characters appearances
And also the game looks like shit
And plays like shit
many such cases
Nero burned Rome trying to make fav mixtape
A woman that can bench press 120 kg...
And they are stupid for this, whatever letās support RGG when they hired a sex offender who assaulted 3 women and a racist guy for English voice acting
These alone are enough to hate RGG not even counting retcons and other stupid bullshit
doesn't matter if you do or don't, your thoughts to them, mean nothing
Considering the ways of japanese company culture, they've already dug their grave
also ironic that the series is titled yakuza yet we only have one position on one type of crime
Insane how Yokoyama just nuked all the good reputation RGG ever had
For most of the western fans at least
What a selfish coment
Instead of sharing a memory, a trivia, a fact about the past... they go "uh duh, my generation"
the only one worth playing is where you manage the girls
I am so happy I got into Yakuza long time ago and donāt have to deal with all this remake and delisting bullshit
you don't have to, you're opting in
I'm so happy I haven't played the original games and I don't have to deal with "the ways of old"
Slandering RGG for their recent decisions is the reason my heart beats
OG yakuzas are nothing really special tbh
I didnāt really like it nor dislike it
It was okay?
Definitely worse than others imo but still not as bad as people say it is
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
I've decided to take a break after Y3
it was 5 years ago
Maybe it's time to play the next yakuza
Kibby š«³
Ʀlon
Ah shit I missed the conversation about yakuza
Yeah ill throw my hat in the ring by saying that rgg studios is fucking cooked
This is coming from someone who's favourite franchise is the yakuza/like a dragon games
i hate bad copper merchants
p.s (someone took this video and uploaded it to a jimmy here ylyl submission, it got on episode 185, time stamp 18:30)
https://youtu.be/QpxN2VXPMLc?si=8ZO3wic8EXq2VPqr - song
crediting me is appreciated
"Dutch, i don't think this is Tahiti..."
Is that fallout 4...
what? no
that's obviously cars (2006)
Thatās clearly Red Dead Revolver (1994)
Darude Sandstorm
Tbh they were cooked since gaiden because series started taking a very different and imo wrong turn
And overall tone of the series changed
What is this icon on 9:03pm?
Idk more blackhole
Retcon after retcon is crazy
||They deadass just might as well say that there was a giant trampoline and thats how Mine and Andre survived||
three zealots and an arbitrator walk into a bar
All that good will that Zero built up, just to completely shatter it. Most O-lads donāt even care
Atp it just feels like Yokoyama decided to destroy every single bit of respect people had for RGG studio thanks to Nagoshi
What are these things youāve been posting lately? Are they like a fidget spinner but cooler?
Not cooler, just way more expensive.
sneeze
Bless you, bitch
Bless you
Just higher end fidgets. Been buying some of the ones Iāve been looking at lately after getting holiday pay.
Understood
Where do you get your holiday pay from, fuckin Lockheed Martin?
Industry, Baby
Yeah, the drug industry
Drugs and hugs
For real tho theyāve been making us work like 60 hours a week, and each holiday worked is 2.5x time. So a 12 hour shift will pay out for 30.
Still have to get my grail
For 2000 bucks you could just buy a real revolver
Get a pair of SAAs and some leather, LARP as Revolver Ocelot
Already got real guns
Let's see em
We will be bringing nishiki back from the dead in kiwami 4
And delist kiwami 1 to make it make sense
Kiwami 1²
Must have been the wild
Efficient removal
wind*
It's hard typing with paws
The wilds of non drg chat claims another
To the woods with them
The woods!
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Okay... the woods... anything else?
I have a problem
True!
Get out of my swamp
Ok, it taste fine, but got suprised by some weird spheres inside it
They "pop" when you eat it
(You barely can see them on image, its the white blot below)
that be the boba
Are all bobas like this?
Hollow with the liquid inside?
idk i dont drink em
Uh, no. Usually it's just chewy
You probably had one filled with some sort of juice
Ah
Any Terraria fans here excited for 1.4.5
All of them were
By "one" I meant the entire drink as a product itself
This one?
Yes
any terraria haters here dreading 1.4.5
Any fans here content with 1?
It'll be a 3 month port for TML so yeah kinda
Rock Bigger of & Ages II Boulder
Might be dyslexic...
Can... someone please help.
Depends
I'm looking for a image on the discord of me relating to Minecraft.
A minecraft seed, specifically.
This?
Damn, you really like seeds
Not... that one.
I sadly don't have a date.
Approximate?
I just know that I at some point on SOME discord, posted stuff about my somewhat vanilla minecraft world.
Oh, on some discord
That's the problem.
You know you can just search your name and go through the media list in discord?
I know, if Discord wasn't being a fucking crapshoot.
Yeah, you'd have to do it in each server
I doubt I can help beyond that first one, honestly
the black ones (just tapioca) are like that, but the ones with juice inside are quite common
good night friends have a relaxing night
I bought a bit of dairy today
Idk if RLcraft seeds count for this, but there are a few
I remember having a mentos soda, and it had a bunch of jelly bs in it which made the whole thing awful to drink. Might've been boba, now that I think about it
Does RLcraft have anything that alters Biome's?
Absolutely!
Wood Lamellar armor
Waaw
wawa
Wooden shorts... worts if you will
Not VS memes, I just got banned from that server like 3 days ago
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dragon ball super moro arc in the anime confirmed
the tik,,,,
wrong chat
"Moro" is the name of a politician in my country
this dude name always make me laugh
Definitely curious what we'll be getting with the palworld crossover
Tried seeing the terraria stuff in palworld but it's not early game and I don't have the patience
I find it funny that they have the Metro 2034 novel in 2033, it went back to the past
Me overthinking random coinsidences part 2: Xaku the broken warframe whos combination of corpses of 3 different warframes, related to nobility, has an time manipulation powers. Hmm... from Yugioh, Lester, Jakob and Primo are the noble trio who was last humans survivors whos cannonically died. Their remains cybernaticaly remade which combine into Aporia.(its actually more complicated then that but made it simplified and shorter) And suprise an suprise: Aporia is righthandman of Z-one which it can travel time and master of Timelords. Also: Colour scheme matches to Noble Trio too which its too much of an coinsidence xD
What even yu gi oh is about?
The more i hear about it, less i know about it
Well, in Yugioh 5d. Z-one is the main villian. Who travels time to stop humans from advancing technology too far. Resulting human greed destroying earth and Ai rebellion of Meklords
I mean result of human tech in future
This villian tried to save the world, failed. Its grow too old and using time travel as last resort to remove the problem from its roots. Willing to genocide denizens of Domino city as an sacrifice for greater good
And someway a card game fit in there
Yeah... it dont fit. Why they dont just shoot him? They have soldiers and police. Nope. Childrens card game to decide xD
Imagine if humanity future was decided trought UNO
And for some reason villian doesn't cheats the game and suprisingly fair
And ironically. Main character cheats xD
Yugi cheating thats why he wins every duel. His heart of the cards are being able to magically draw whatever he wants
And it never mentioned til the end
So they somehow "believe in heart of the cards" and win everytime
Speaking on "villaim who dont cheat" on anything...
If the villain does horrible thing, it deserves to lose because of a cheat
Dont matter if the villain dont cheat or "fight with honor"
But its weird that an kids show teachings kid to dont win fair.
Why fair fight when you can just kick his balls?
Yugi has 3 egyptian god cards and had exodia at some point. He can't lose anyway. Have you seen the boss monsters of yugioh back in 2003? They cant even stop blue eyes white dragon. And egyptian gods are too strong
Yugi also did it to everyone else. Not only the ones who do shadowgames
Oh also... yeah i forgot that Pegasus cheated too. He can see his opponents cards
Being honest was exclusive to Z-one in 5d.
And is alive on anime for some reason
In yugioh Rich get away with everything
Kaiba corp or how Pegasus had monopoly over things. Bringing underage kids into his own island to make them duel to death. No politics intended its coinsidence of similarity to rich people xD
Theres also the battle city thing
"Wdym i have to go because some dudes need to play cards?"
Kaiba spoke if there are aliens out there. They must learn yugioh. Latest season. Main chracter of yugioh is an alien who learns to duel in yugioh rush format so it became true xD
Only the main character is not human but alien. Beside his big brother. Everyone else earthling humans in earth
Well after egyptian thing. From Gx and onwards
Yugioh lost its plot
It became cosmic war with gods or some family friendly version of evangenion or some sci fi stuff
Dont anime yugioh go away from manga yugioh's original plot since season 1?
Even season 1 is not faithful enough to the manga
In manga they just shoot people dead with pistols
Or do worse
In yugioh anime, they go to shadow realm instead of "dying"
Family friendly way to remove someone from existance, temporly
You can look up Yugioh season 0 its not even about card games
Its about adult themed any kind of game with risk of death
And has body horror of some kind
What came first anyway? The TCG or the manga?
Like... the manga exists because of the TCG or the reverse?
Well... manga was first, season 0, season 1 is one throw out original concept and became childrens card game show. Earlier episodes dont follow any yugioh rules yet
Being developed over time
Wait no
I am confused
Its conflicting.
Manga is season 1
But why season 0 exists then?
Pilot episode?
Season 0 is not any similar to season 1
In season 0 yugi is an psychopath who enjoys people die
The other yugioh we know of is family friendly main character
Pharaoh
I mean not making it up. No sane person traps people into near their deaths then punish them from them cheating to save themselves
This randomly reminds me One Piece had a OVA in 1998 before the anime itself
With a original story, nothing from manga
Even a different animation style
Very old anime style
I can dm you an episode of season 0 and you will see its not even the yugioh we know of today
No, i remember watching it like 10 years ago when i randomly found it on YouTube
From a dude who used to make (my language) subtitles to "unknown stuff" like some anime OVA
(The channel dont exist anymore)
It had the bully, serious yugi and all stuff
I keep forgetting 10 years ago is 2016 not 2006 early youtube xD
Lol
Time perpection is weird
yall WHAT is going on on the google ai dev forumns
are these bots
and why is there openai stuff š„
Google gemini refuses to explain how my snowmaking data will impact the trout population no matter how hard I torment or threaten it
woah
One of our football (soccer for amerikanski peoples) coaches got caught in using ChatGPT for training the team
First it made a cool and nice schedule that didn't care about the time zones so the team had nice 30 hours of no sleep
Then it suggested to buy a certain player that will certainly score many goals
And he didn't score a single one
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
fun fact! soccer is originally an english term
its full name is association football
back in the wayback, it was fighting with rugby for popularity, as they both have football in the name (rugby football)
football is a metric system term now
yo get out of posd 5
leave pod 5 i need to talk to my boy for a sec
@here leave pod 5 i need to talk to my boy for a sec
what is bro yapping about
dunced
Guys would anyone want to play minecraft divine journey 2 modpack?
greetings
got fucking yoinked
so what character do you play in dnd
Depends
currently?
PEAMIT BUTTER SWEAT
hello you necromatic insectoid
i might have an idea for your dnd character
necromancer mage with a side class either being ranger hive lord or circle of spore druids
Whatās with you a druidism? Are you one of those freaks?
Permit on butter sweat
they are death followers
I take that react back, saw the typo
So none of that plant-loving, wildlife-loving garbage?
Fair enough. Whatās the other option? āRanger hive lordā
Ok, you know what Montag? Just for that, Iām rereacting it back.
ranger hive lord
they have a swarm of insects, small birds, small elementals or living plants which they can control
they can fuse with the swarm to teleport
for example
I take it you figure the insect swarm would be fitting
this is a thri-kreen
they live like 30 years
BUT
they never need to sleep
they have four arms
Ah yes, a bug that practices necromancy and utilizes other bugs as weapons.
yep
and make em sweat peanut butter
also the two smaller arms can be used for weapon
you could have two long swords or a glaive in the two big ones
Armed with four staves
and two short swords in the smaller ones
hello there
WHAT
perhaps four wands of fireball
Fireball solves everything
I mean you shoulda say, general kenobi
or one big staff of insect swarm
with two smaller wands
the insect swarm staff allows you to cast several insect based spells
one of them being summon giant insect i think
I like the idea of four wands, not only would it look stupid but the fact the enemy would have to put up with 4x the pain is even funnier
Ability Score Increase. Increase one ability score by 2, and increase a different one by 1, or increase three different scores by 1.
Creature Type. You are a Monstrosity.
Size. You are Medium or Small. You choose the size when you select this race.
Speed. Your walking speed is 30 feet.
Chameleon Carapace. While you arenāt wearing armor, your carapace gives you a base Armor Class of 13 + your Dexterity modifier. As an action, you can change the color of your carapace to match the color and texture of your surroundings, giving you advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks made to hide in those surroundings.
Darkvision. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of yourself as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You discern colors in that darkness only as shades of gray.
Secondary Arms. You have two slightly smaller secondary arms below your primary pair of arms. The secondary arms can manipulate an object, open or close a door or container, pick up or set down a Tiny object, or wield a weapon that has the light property.
Sleepless. You do not require sleep and can choose to remain conscious during a long rest, though you must still refrain from strenuous activity to gain the benefit of the rest.
Thri-kreen Telepathy. Without the assistance of magic, you canāt speak the non-thri-kreen languages you know. Instead you use telepathy to convey your thoughts. You have the magical ability to transmit your thoughts mentally to willing creatures within 120 feet of yourself. A contacted creature doesnāt need to share a language with you to understand your thoughts, but it must be able to understand at least one language. Your telepathic link to a creature is broken if you and the creature move more than 120 feet apart, if either of you is incapacitated, or if either of you mentally breaks the contact (no action required).
Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and one other language that you and your DM agree is appropriate for the character.
also here are the thri kreen abilities
wait, are you playing dark sun?
Thatās a lot to read. Lemme get my reading monocle
this reminds me of a dnd comic with a thri-kreen that had four flintlock pistols
oh, nice, Spelljammer was a heck of a vibe... one of the oddest campaigns i played in
space ships with actual ships right?
yeah
space galleons
also to creature type monstority
i'm hazy on the specifics, it was nearly 30 years ago at this point
you can't be affected by the hold humanoid spell
you need the hold monstrosity spell which makes your build worse for several characters
i think we played it for about a month back when i was 16
so what do you think of the thri-kreen?
Very insectoid
Thatās crazy lol
imo Dark Sun Thri-kreen had better art for them
please show
and the hold humanoid spell doesn't work
want to see some other dnd creatures?
that would fit you
this is the dnd fairy dragon, they have a euphoria breath attack that essentially makes you high
they like to play pranks
they change colour the older they get they also learn new spells
looks cool
and this one, with the two weapons -
also cool
this is how lammys character would probably look
I do not enjoy reptiles
understandable
I got turned into a gay person
also with your necromancer ranger subclass
you got both high level spells
and training in all armors and weapons
aswell as depending on how you play it high hit points
cool
you mean a clay person, right?
Edmund McMillen was clear about it
damn they started thinking
i just rememberd something
some guy used a mantis with a shirt photoshopped on for a thri-kreen character
Ok
Harold
i just had a horrid idea
instead of four wands
you use two staves
one of reanimate dead and one of insect control
Sounds like a plan
and an even more chaotic idea
That reminds me, Mewgenics is like a few weeks away, isn't it?
since you are also ranger you get training in all weapons and armor including heavy
so you can wear dragon scale maile or a demonic armor
Unfortunately, I usually prefer light armor.
understandable
also
fire beetle dnd
they glow
Looking like the Tanker bug from Starship Troopers
i can't remember if they can spit fire
Sort of see the similarity.
or not
That be absolutely horrifying
would be
or like a bombardier beetle
shoot it from their abdomen
if not then you can always homebrew
Any bug that vomits fire earns my fear. The damn fire ants in Fallout 3 still give me nightmares.
cool
or since we mentioned spore druids
you can revive monstrosities you would normally not be able to revive
which can make your build SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE for any dm
An undead army made from monstrous insects
imagine he sends an owlbear and you kill it and then revive it for your minion
swarms of insects mixed with undead fungal skeletal and rotting monstrosities
you can also use whites as i call them
I cast āFuck you, I cast Bolt of Unlife! Now that thing is mine!ā
they're undead that can think for them selves
themselves
and can raise even more undead
or mummies
I donāt wanna be that annoying asshole but itās Wight.
they can turn you to dust with a curse
thanks
You is welcome
my lord
i can imagine hundreds of things you can do with your classes
you could even revive beholders
and use their eye lasers
Weāve effectively established my character is OP even before leaving the assembly line lol
zombie beholders, ogres, skeleton minotaurs, dragonbone golems
damn your character scares me
The DM is gonna need a lot of blood pressure pills
but
you'll need a bit of time to prepare everything
but i can see it
an army of undead with wights, mummies and ghosts as generals
Yeah, I like the idea of necromancy taking time over that instantaneous bullshit.
fungal undead as tanks
yeah the setup is something you'll need
but there's more
a spell like jar
which allows your soul to exit your body and inhabit a vessel
which is a necromancy spell
A phylactery to turn me into a lich
also allows you to switch bodies
Great, we have dracoliches, now we got bugliches.
by replacing the soul in a body
causing said soul to be put in the jar
and if you use it correctly you probably won't even need a body anymore
What have you created?
no
I assure you high command, the rave lasers are absolutely necessary for this icbm base
what have WE created
I havenāt done anything other than a suggestion a few days back
good point
i also suggest a different approach to immortality
instead of being a lich (which takes time and barely works)
Vampire?
become a mummy lord or a vampire
mummy lord are also unkillable when their vessels aren't destroyed
and the thing for them is
they can have several
all of them being vases with their organs inside
Actually, a vampire bug is basically a mosquito or a horse fly.
also good point
i just had another idea that is horrible
you could use summoning spells to summon creatures from the lower planes
such as demons
Ew, no, go away demons
shadow demons or chasmes (demon flies)
or my personal favorite
being a demon jellyfish that posseses undead or corpses
DnD is weird
and has an ability whilst inside the corpse to make it do creepy things
which can weaken or even stop enemies
and the epic orchestral catholic-sounding music
Ew
This is starting to sound like some John Carpenter type of crazy.
Really discord
Deadly mosquito
nice mullet
some other fanart
chasmes are demon flies and are essentially beast keepers
also
can't find it
but there is a creature called a blood fly i think
it's a gigantic mosquito
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Confused me last time I saw it
alrighty
Anyways, back to more unclean insects.
yep
i love our little build creation we made here
i have some more ideas for magic items you could use
one which is essentially a big red insect egg that allows you to permanently create giant insects
a ring of mind shielding which allows you to (upon death) move your mind inside it
Starting to look like Zath from Conan the Barbarian.
what does that mean?
Zath was a giant spider deity whose worshippers spread his eggs as part of revering him.
interesting
perhaps a ring of regeneration would also be useful
since it allows you to regrow limbs
and why just stop at undeath
why not become a god?
Wait, the thri-keen donāt regenerate limbs naturally?
nope sadly not
I could challenge Mannimarco, King (eventually God) of Worms
Basically becoming Pestilence by now
nurgle
Ew
ok, nurgle, go clean your room
shoulda stopped at that naruto character who controls bugs, but now you are pestilence thing
All for the coin man
This was all of Techs ideas, Iām just observing his DnD madness
I recon you do. More I wonder
- Who would accept walking plague bug in party
- Are those bugs sentient even to be playable
According to Tech, there was a guy who played as a Thri-Keen by using a mantis head photoshopped on top of a t-shirt.
Time to farm that Union power armor. Atlantic City awaits
yes
what the fuck would your character background even be
for this
i am also just realising you can turn almost any insect giant
including toebiters
Probably like an outcast from a hive or something.
ah
i think i have an idea
outlander background
you wished to show your peers from your hive how your magic and experiments could lead them to prosperity
but some higher ups didn't like that so they threw you out
now you either A. search to prove yourself chaotic or neutral and either good or neutral
or B. search for revenge chaotic or neutral and either neutral or evil
I donāt really like revenge stories as they almost always end up the same, so I think I like just doing my own thing.
thank you
so A
instead of seraching for vengeance you seek to let go and show others how your magic can be helpful
so what way does your character swing good or neutral?
a very calm horse
nice hat
A story of vengeance but at the end of the road when you face the bad guy that killed your parents/brother/uncle, you hand him out a coin purse because he had to flee the kingdom before you could pay him
i just had another idea
you could learn polymorph to turn your minions into stronger creatures
and reflavour it to them molting if they can
or if used upon yourself you molt
you just haven't seen my steam pfp
taste like crab btw
meow meow.
mrrrp
:3
PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT
pictured here, three goobers in their natural habitat.
i had to edit the two to a three goddamnit lammy lmao
fart
merp
Peamit
Stop bullying me
Okay
here is a picture of a cat as an apology
Ew, gross
why the long face?
face of an apology, but in mischievous way
Holy shit this was so funny to watch https://youtu.be/f25TH8IW38c?si=U9zKBge9kBP-HICp
And ofcourse the dwarfs won
Me made my first Xaku: What i am looking at right now? xD
It looks like an undead ghost skeleton
All my fashion is nowhere to be seen beside my green energy colour and the gold metallic plates
Something that belong to a museum
skinny boye
sorry, skinny they/them
meowguy
What if Thragg from invincible just spoke in sentence mixed Freddie mercury lines
Xaku's coloring scheme is odd, but once you get it, you get some really nice deisgns out of it
Hey Nahtu, question.
yes?
Has that pawn of me you made in Cult of The Lamb died
yeah
:]
greetings
yo lammy i think i got something down for your character
some flavour
ok
he uses specially grown or trained parasitic insects to take control of dead bodies
i also didn't expect you to make a good character
Oh hey it's one of the slime people from dnd
All I said 3 days ago was āa necromancer that only uses insectsā.
good point
goblin artilleryst artificer
Before I forget, about your question yesterday regarding Conquest of Elysium 5. I have come to the conclusion that the dwarves are my favorite faction. Mostly because the game establishes that they are canonically insects and theyāre easy to maintain.
I think itās funny as shit that the Empire has weird ways of determining what is what.
interesting
My skin melts
unlucky
tell me about yourself so i can guess your dnd character
yo want to see something cool
here
have this creature
Something EXCEPTIONALLY frustrating.
Crowno and Aaron's devsets are for some fuckin' reason harder to get your hands on than the rest
yo guess what this thing is
human warrier or barbarian
that would probably be your dnd class
huh?
Oh!
they have a class feature that makes them too angry to die
That pfp is just because it's Doomguy but derp.
whilst they rage their health can go below 0 and they can continue killing
ik
or the axe idiot subclass
which uses a spiked armor as defense and as a weapon
Ironically, I'm a rather passive player.
(it's used by dwarves mostly and is called axe idiot in dwarf)
bard or perhaps druid
do you have a monster fucker permit?
finally got all mods
if not then not a bard
the fuck is this abomination
big gun
DOM PEDRO.
Dom pedro

very fitting
recently watched the second movie
either goodbye you lot
I love the smell of boiled Listerine in the morning.
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good night my friends have a nice and cozy eepy time
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I am accidentally time travelled? My entire youtube feed is made of old memes. Like i didn't searched one. Its fused with newer ones, Nyan cat, Pinapplepen, Some 2000's "meme" music videos. Thing that shoots "mah laser" dunno its name. Only thing missing here is like Chungus, Wei or Mlg memes
I thought people were joking about great meme reset. Its good that people still can bring new variants to the old formats
Chungus is a significantly more recent era of meme, though
I thought it was old i dunno why. Since its looney tunes sprite of bugs
man im so proud of myself, i made it so one instance of an installed game can be accessed by both win and linux, i dont have to download and install all games twice
just throw it into a shared drive and steam's proton will deal with the rest
To anyone who's played Baldurs Gate 3, I plan to get it when I can.
How is the Dwarf class? I really want another game to play as a Dwarf.
Dwarf isn't a class
Its a species
Species just determines base stat mods (I think) and a few feats and or spells
I gotcha. When I ask how Dwarves are I mean more the dialog and interactions. Will it let me give very Dwarven answers and reactions in the game?
I mean, occasionally but it's not like they completely rewrite the dialogue or anything
If you're asking for knifears kinda stuff you're not gonna find it iirc
If you use the right slow gin, you can get the yogurt effect
Did you know?
The yoghurt effect
8.5gb ram needed to run linux with this stuff + a couple of firefox tabs
while win11 needs 8-10 just to run alone
I am transgender š³ļøāā§ļø
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