non-drg-chat

[sand hull]

funny thing about the server slam

they left in items they shouldnt have

[strong phoenix]

Same

[sand hull]

like i found a keycard for a place with loot

on a map we couldnt access

[proper crown]

ARC Raiders was a rare case of a game that really flew under my radar/below my expectations

then massively overdelivered once I decided to try it

[sand hull]

i was so excited to have a keycard i put it in my secure slot and then i couldnt use it

[strong phoenix]

You should try The Finals

[proper crown]

I tried it if youre asking me

its pretty good for sure, TTK feels generally a little high for me but the destruction is incredible and the optimization is insane

[strong phoenix]

I have like 400 hours and suck at it

[proper crown]

I've got like 80 or so idk

[strong phoenix]

My skill in the finals is such a weird phenomenon

[proper crown]

I didn't realize I got into TT2 at first until like the second to last day of it

and I wasn't super interested in the game at that point

[strong phoenix]

I perform consistently bad offensively when playing with a group

[proper crown]

the marketing/promo didn't wow me by then

[strong phoenix]

But when by myself I will randomly start balling

[proper crown]

but then I gave it a shot and immediately regretted not playing it sooner

the PvE in ARC is by far the best in an extraction shooter imo

the fact its as difficult/threatening as it is

also the fact that Embark spent like 5+ years training their different enemies to move/reorient themselves with machine learning AI rather than using normal animations

they feel insanely realistic and far far more smart for that

the way that a bastion will shake you off if you get on top of it, or how a leaper will change its angle to jump like 30 meters to you even if you're in a building or on a balcony

it's really really cool to watch honestly

[proper crown]

im a filthy damn light main

I was playing with such a bastard loadout the other day

I was using cloak + vanishing bomb and smoke grenades

[strong phoenix]

I will subject you to riot shield

[proper crown]

with sword

just nasty

[strong phoenix]

Sword without dash is just infinitely worse

No hyperextended lunges

I generally play medium or heavy

Reshaper is permanently locked to my loudout

[proper crown]

yeah but that doesn't matter when the burst is so good and im reeady to spy TF2 backstab someone

[strong phoenix]

Use knife for that

Knife is goofy silly if you have a brain that works

Sword is definitely fun though

I miss the uncapped rotation angle

I could get away with way too much

[proper crown]

normally I use dash and the MAC11 (I forget the ingame name)

[strong phoenix]

Explode now

[flat crypt]

wow lol

[proper crown]

wompy womp womp

[limber latch]

I cast

Itchy heel

the spell that killed non-derg chat

[lunar wadi]

@placid path

give me a turtle name

[flat crypt]

shelldon

;3

[hazy perch]

-2

[flat crypt]

i learned a new term today

"femoid"

[proper crown]

sorry for u

[flat crypt]

i know 😔

[lunar wadi]

What does it mean

[boreal marlin]

Shelly Duvall

[flat crypt]

woman

[spare oasis]

sure thing buddy

[limber latch]

woman?

in the internet?

[drifting wren]

more likely than you think :3c

[limber latch]

women don't exist, silly

[regal birch]

Women are a psyop created by the government to turn the populace woke

[drifting wren]

Guess I'm not real 😔

[brittle citrus]

PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT

[narrow sail]

Damn. I guess your mom ain't real.

[regal birch]

Correct

[brittle citrus]

Yeah, no shit. Mine was a cloning facility.

[regal birch]

[drifting wren]

What does this mean i keep seeing ppl say this

[narrow sail]

I think it's just a Lammy-ism.

[drifting wren]

I think I saw someone else say it before though

[regal birch]

Brainworms or the collective hivemind, i think

[drifting wren]

Me rn

[brittle citrus]

That’s what I do but super long story short:

• Machnima Respawn Inbox (2013-ish)
• This was a series where they answered fan mail no matter how weird, strange or bizarre it is.
• Mr. Sark was sick with mono
• Ricky and Boruff took his place to help APLFisher
• They had a rapid fire question “Would you rather have dustpan hands or sweat peanut butter for the rest of your life?”
• One of them (I think APL) yelled “PEANUT BUTTER SWEATS”

[drifting wren]

Ah, ty for taking the time to write it out :3

[cedar zephyr]

Machinima? Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time

Didn't they shut down before Rooster Teeth?

[boreal marlin]

I bet it's copypaste on his notepad

[brittle citrus]

I typed it differently to you last time

[boreal marlin]

It was a long time ago

[brittle citrus]

Also, I didn’t feel like explaining this time around so I decided to write it in bullet points

[upper cradle]

Ngl the first things I think about when someone mentions word "machinima" are gmod animations and that old halo vids

[cedar zephyr]

Inside Gaming too

[boreal marlin]

lightish red

[remote lantern]

rats we're rats we're the rats

[brittle citrus]

OK, I just finished scouring a whole 9 hour video (technically 14 hours and two videos if you count them as part 1 and 2 ultimate collections and watching both separately) to find the exact clip and snip it down to just that moment. Enjoy, Non-DRG.

[cedar zephyr]

<@&296918282403840000>

[lunar wadi]

tile what is that name

[remote lantern]

welsh?

[opaque drum]

Gaelic

[spare oasis]

gay

[brittle citrus]

Hey you damn scam bot, Let people enjoy the clip.

IN PEACE!

[lunar wadi]

me

[remote lantern]

im like a year late but whatever time to be a vulture

[hazy perch]

Deranged behavior

[cedar zephyr]

I think it's the lingua franca of R'lyeh, The Sunken City

Fitting name for halloween dontcha think?

[limber latch]

gaylic?

[spare oasis]

and me :D

[spare oasis]

i'm sure they do

[limber latch]

The sunken city is New Orleans from time to time

And I think they speak fr*nch too

[cedar zephyr]

New Oceans

[limber latch]

Lingua franca is fr*nch from latin, no?

pff Kai Cenat?

It's sooo last month

I've already seen this scam with another youtuber/streamer

[hoary fox]

Barbecue chicken alert

[limber latch]

Barbie queue checking?

[drifting wren]

Barber queue chicken

[remote lantern]

chicken!?

[drifting wren]

🐔

[limber latch]

lul

[drifting wren]

The rot consumes another

[cedar zephyr]

<@&296918282403840000>

Another one

[urban surge]

Imagine spending money on profile decoration and then getting hacked

[cedar zephyr]

Money or Discord Orbs, it's all gone

[brittle citrus]

Hey Tile, question

[cedar zephyr]

Ask and ye might receive

[brittle citrus]

Do you speak another language?

[cedar zephyr]

Aside from English? Yep

I'm pretty bad with Mandarin though

[limber latch]

🍊

[cedar zephyr]

Almost everyone in Singapore is bilingual. They can speak both English and their Mother Tongue

[drifting wren]

That's a tangarine

[brittle citrus]

What is “poop” in your native tongue?

[limber latch]

why are you singapoor?

[brittle citrus]

You leave Tile alone

[cedar zephyr]

I now need to ask you back a question

Why ask for "poop"?

[brittle citrus]

Do not fear, Tile, I’ve asked Drako, Nahtu and Derp this question.

[mystic furnace]

kinda weird

[cedar zephyr]

Sai

[brittle citrus]

Because I’m making a master plan to get back at a friend in a different server for banning swear words a year ago and after getting caught replacing all swears with swears in other languages, I might as well try “poop”.

[cedar zephyr]

The thing about mandarin is that one word can have several meanings

[narrow sail]

Ah.

I understand now.

[brittle citrus]

It worked for a month

[deep drift]

Doesn’t it depend on pronunciation

[brittle citrus]

You can’t get me for saying “poop” instead of the f-word!

[cedar zephyr]

More like the tone of how you say the word

[limber latch]

tangerine is mandarin orange

[narrow sail]

If it's swears you want, we got plenty of 'em.

[cedar zephyr]

Peanut Butter Swears

[limber latch]

Peanut buttler

[brittle citrus]

Nah, That worked for a month before he added other language swears to the rules lol

[narrow sail]

lmao

[brittle citrus]

It’s a weird game we play where the rules are specifically targeting me

[narrow sail]

Calling someone a doos can vary a bit, usually it's if you call someone an idiot or a twat.

Unless you mean it in a VERY rude way, in which case you're basically calling them a cunt.

[brittle citrus]

I thought this thing was gonna jump the camera

[drifting wren]

So many pets

[narrow sail]

Fok is a work of many uses.

Literally just Afrikaans for fuck.

[limber latch]

what the fok

[narrow sail]

Pretty much.

[brittle citrus]

Oh no no no, I’m not calling anyone poo. Here’s what I mean:

“What the fuck? WHY?”

But now: “What the caca? WHY?”

[limber latch]

bomboclaat

[narrow sail]

Ah!

That's funny.

[brittle citrus]

Drako is gonna kill me for that one but you get the point lol

[lunar wadi]

ofpolisiekar :>

[narrow sail]

lol

[mystic furnace]

imma start saying what the caca

[narrow sail]

I mean, you're basically saying "What the shit"

[mystic furnace]

yeah i know im spanish

[narrow sail]

Even then.

Ah, there's voertsek or the more used form, voetsek.

Stella may be familiar with that one.

[deep drift]

The regiment of the army in my ancestral region consists ofc of other native speakers of my language and apparently it has a well-earned reputation that every day at least 60 swear words will be used by enlisted troops and officers per day

I think they even have a swear jar or something in their regiment HQ

[narrow sail]

Basically means "Buzz off!" or "Get lost!"

Depending on context, it may be rather rude.

[deep drift]

Just checked it’s actually 60

[narrow sail]

lmao

[lunar wadi]

im not actually

[narrow sail]

Oh

huh.

From the Dutch "vort, zeg ik

[deep drift]

That said I don’t think there’s an equivalent for fuck in my native language

[narrow sail]

Something to keep in mind is that Afrikaans is a proper frankenlanguage.

A lot of dutch and german with a decent bit of french and several other languages thrown in for good measure.

[lunar wadi]

yea thats not a thing here

[narrow sail]

hm.

[lunar wadi]

or at least veeeeeery old dutch

[narrow sail]

Probably old dutch.

[lunar wadi]

ancient

@safe meadow i need ancient dutch knowledge

you are from that time era

:p

[narrow sail]

Still makes sense that it ended up in Afrikaans because a lot of the settlers were dutch.

[lunar wadi]

yea

[narrow sail]

Ah, here's a fun one.

Viswyf.

Basically, someone's throwing a bitch-fit? That's when you'd use that.

[safe meadow]

lol

[lunar wadi]

fish lady

[safe meadow]

what ancient knowledge do you need unearthed?

[lunar wadi]

dis

[safe meadow]

voort

hortsik

:p

[narrow sail]

Yup.

[safe meadow]

but yeah vort is old dutch

means schiet op

laat gaan

vort

maak voort, voort, vort

what is it in Sud Afrikaans tho? :p

[narrow sail]

Voetsek.

:p

[narrow sail]

Basically just telling someone to buzz off.

[safe meadow]

yeah makes sense

vort, weg

rot op is still #1 tho

😄

[brittle citrus]

I wanna shave your beard

[safe meadow]

5k

not even joking

😄

[brittle citrus]

How about for a sandwich?

[safe meadow]

i dont trust you with food

[brittle citrus]

I don’t make the images

[narrow sail]

Don't shoot the messenger?

[safe meadow]

yeah so imagine how bad i dont trust you :p

with food*

[brittle citrus]

What derp said, I’m just the messenger. Don’t shoot me.

[limber latch]

Oh I will shoot you

[brittle citrus]

I will defend myself

[limber latch]

To shoot - to fire - You're fired

[remote lantern]

tried umamusume now i know the addicting part

[upper cradle]

Vort?

[hoary fox]

I guess bro

[safe meadow]

pre 1800s dutch :p

[placid path]

Hey, sorry to not have responded earlier, migraines are a disaster for my, well, everything.
Depends on the vibe you want, depends on if that's a land or a sea turtle, depends on if it's carnivorous or not.
You could go with Franklin, or, if it's not for a live animal, DinoButSmol, if it's carnivourous, Anklebiter, if it's a water turtle and not a real animal, Plastic Bag Conoisseur, if it's a live water turtle, Squiz, based on Disney's Nemo character, or just Bubbles.
Alternatively, my last dnd character was a Tortle and was named Il'Surrish, but good luck with that

[brittle citrus]

I wanna pick your nose

[placid path]

Well, don't, that's rude

[limber latch]

oh no, did he drop it again?

[brittle citrus]

I need the gold in your nose

[lunar wadi]

idc about you taking long to respond, its for dumb purposes anyway
but yea its for a dnd character, also a tortle

[placid path]

Mine was a Fathomless Warlock and agent of Chaos (as in, the opposite of Order) and thus was named after one of its patron, forgetting their name in the process of the pact, hence Il'Surrish, which sounds a bit weird.
However, if you reskin your claw attacks at jaw attack, and if it fits the character, Anklesnapper would be a good name I'm sure 😛

I gave you lot of stupid ideas, but if you develop on what you want, what is their behaviour, what setting it is, and how serious, I'm sure I oculd help

[eternal knoll]

fatherless warlock

finds new dad with their patron

[placid path]

Well yea their were too

[lunar wadi]

summon familiar family

[placid path]

And given their ultimate goal was that, upon death, their soul would reformed into the form of their patron, your joke isn't that far fetched Tater :p

[lunar wadi]

its a wizard :p

tortle wizard

[placid path]

https://pathfinderwiki.com/w/images/0/08/Pelagastr.jpg

Does this embed

Yes

Here's a typical form of their patron

Raw, Chaos energy taken form

[eternal knoll]

Good grief, he's naked!

[barren crow]

armor lowers agility

[cedar zephyr]

Hang on. that looks a bit like a dragon we know

[placid path]

Yeah, agility... On a tortle...

Sure

:')

[cedar zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-dance-warrior-gif-14153914

[placid path]

If it's a noble, you could have a pompous name based on a river
Like, i dunno, Allistair de LaLoire

Sounds fancy (and French, obv)

[barren crow]

the numbers dont lie

[brittle citrus]

PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT

[lunar wadi]

no im imagining her as a pilgrim.... which takes a while cuz tortle is slow

(its not, 30ft, but flavour)

[placid path]

Maybe something about the inevitability of their arrival ?

Or maybe a joke about she's always having off season products, due to how slow she walks ?

[regal birch]

not me reading "super fart turtle"

[charred pollen]

i couldn't even type @moderator

[lavish cape]

hi chat

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/gecko-cherry-lizard-reptile-cute-gif-9434898787563817780

[safe meadow]

all warlock backstories ever

i had a great old one lock xD

lots and lots of tentacles

dwarven warrior died, he asked cthulhu to bring him back...got resurrected as a tentacle monster only my lock could understand. 🥲

[lavish cape]

been trying to reduce the amount of things i have due to me planning to move to a better area. so far i've managed to reduce the number of 2 way trips from 6 to around 3

they do be partying over here

[desert salmon]

Creature

[hoary panther]

today’s art

[candid charm]

Here's a puzzle for people
https://suburbs.bracket.city/1V6T21

[narrow sail]

@candid charm Are you real?

[candid charm]

I think im real

[hoary panther]

that’s actually pretty solid evidence

[narrow sail]

Rene Descartes?!

[kind prawn]

Ac6 is hurting me so much

first walter telling me to find my freedom
now Rusty was actually fighting for Rubicon the whole time(?)

or as a double agent for rubicon

[primal frigate]

hello pun man

[haughty venture]

Yeah rusty is a RLF agent planted in the squad

[lavish cape]

I've found this place on complete accident. and OH BOY this place has everything. even a hordebase.

[fervent snow]

how is DRG cracked?

[placid path]

Not sure speaking of cracks is tolerated here

[brittle citrus]

PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT

[brittle citrus]

It be crazy if someone were to bring it down

[fervent snow]

well I am not providing links

[kind prawn]

Finished ac6

now I'm at uhh

the start again?

but I still have my stuff

[drifting wren]

Chat: have car

[hazy perch]

Lammy
Hi

[dire pebble]

cat!!

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-the-lion-madagascar-what-are-you-doing-here-gif-5142715360315608743

[lilac kiln]

pigface is quite fun

[boreal marlin]

yknow, better post this with vid at once

[rocky iron]

does anyone here own hot pursuit remastered

[arctic minnow]

No

[arctic minnow]

Im taking that 😭😭

@craggy trench haiii, friend!! Hru?! I didn't know you were here! U may not remember me, gaige, if u dont, feel free to friend me so I can dm u about who I am! :33

[brittle citrus]

Could’ve asked nicely

[ornate kettle]

Mashle sure did get a good soundtrack

[fervent snow]

This monitor is good for cs2

[summer minnow]

it's good for fullscreen minesweeper

[urban wharf]

School monitor looking

[surreal pivot]

yup

[flat crypt]

bro holy shit what info do you NOT need to give to download davinci resolve 😭

[restive pier]

I’ve seen this cat before I adore this cat

[drifting wren]

Same!

I follow the artist on tumblr :3

[restive pier]

Caaaaaaaat

[lilac kiln]

i will never understand people who refuse to play games if they dont have achievements

[teal shadow]

for me, if a game doesn't have achievements, then that's even better, I don't have to worry about them

and I don't have a compulsion to 100% it

[desert salmon]

i love 2fort!

[restive pier]

That reminds me of Don’t Starve’s console versions having an item dedicated to specifically the corporate ask of “you need AT LEAST 1 ACHIEVEMENT in your game we put it on our storefront”
The object was completely useless otherwise lmao

[lilac kiln]

why is that a thing

[restive pier]

Dunno!

[silent herald]

Reminds me of PS4 version of undertale

95% of achievement mudane stuff you will do in story

[teal shadow]

this isn't true on steam

[silent herald]

And one of them is "i ran out of idea"

[teal shadow]

oh, wait, you are talking about console

didn't read

[desert salmon]

Isn't that deltarune

I think undertale was different unreasonable quantities of money donated to the dog shrine

[restive pier]

Vey funny

[silent herald]

Idk
Im talking aboht undertale because of the first thropies

You get on the first area and one of them is "help, im running out of idea for achievements"

[desert salmon]

Deltarune trophies are random stuff that's hard to avoid where you get a bonus dialogue at the end if you don't get any of them

[restive pier]

That one’s also just silly

[silent herald]

dognate dognot

[granite furnace]

Soaby

[fervent snow]

jeez

[desert salmon]

I put obzinite heads on my mining hammer and

wow iron kinda sucks this is way faster

[dire pebble]

which toby fox game is this?

[rocky iron]

loving this clip i got with my buddy

it legit just hard-cuts to me winning and the song somehow lined up, it looks edited but it's not

[granite furnace]

When you spot a side quest while doing the main story

[safe meadow]

doge

[granite furnace]

very epic doge

[desert salmon]

yaps at you

[granite furnace]

You goober

[urban sorrel]

Pros of pet: Feels good
Cons: Hair now all messed up

[silent herald]

Undertale

[dusky igloo]

Pokemon sword and shield

[toxic pilot]

Good night my friends have a cozy night

[granite furnace]

dirt?

[restive pier]

Lizer!!!

[urban wharf]

Did you eat it

[granite furnace]

:3

[rocky iron]

fear not, that is simply an apples

[narrow sail]

Chat.

I started writing again.

:]

On 26 April 1989, a thousand days after the disappearance of the archipelago, it suddenly rematerialized albeit in a massively altered state.

The islands' biosphere, structures and even the laws of physics as we know them had been completely transformed by the phenomenon later identified as Volkov Radiation, a type of energy prevalent everywhere on Earth but found in significant concentrations in the Zone, where it is responsible for the many anomalies there.

These "anomalies" as they are called vary wildly in nature, ranging from artificial lifeforms to dimensional rifts to the very ground folding in on itself and many more.

Along with these are objects known as artefacts, items altered by the storms on the archipelago and now infused with myriad strange capabilities. Shapeshifting shards of black glass, watches that alter your personal flow of time, batteries that seemingly never run out of power. The list goes on and on.

Many people have come to the islands for many different reasons. Many did not stay long. Those who have stayed live in the small pockets of stability that are immune to the storms and the change they bring to the entire zone, venturing out to find supplies before the next storm comes.

The Zone is a truly remarkable place, but access is restricted to the general public. That won't stop you though, will it? Hasn't stopped the others.

Don't be shy now. The Zone always has room for one more.```

[bleak umbra]

Oh great heavens.

[narrow sail]

Sorry for the wall of text.

[bleak umbra]

Its okay 🌞

[olive heron]

Meep

[candid shuttle]

fibsh.

[olive heron]

Epic feesh 🔥

[celest reef]

Fishin

Fission fish

[candid shuttle]

@brittle citrus

[spare oasis]

why does this remind me of mother horse eyes

[narrow sail]

Mother Horse Eyes?

[dusky igloo]

breaking news Willy Wonka Corporation founder William W. Wonka announces the layoff of some 800,000 oompa loompahs following purported 'financial hardships'

-# Business Insider: WW stocks soar in record breaking weekend on the street

[rocky iron]

i can tell you haven't watched the movie

[strong phoenix]

Why would they fire them they aren't paid

[rocky iron]

yeah lol

[strong phoenix]

All they do is house them

[rocky iron]

the entire point of willy wonka is that the oompa loompas work for free; he fired all the workers of the town in favor of them

which is why everyone's fucking broke

[strong phoenix]

Don't they work for some food they have there

[dusky igloo]

The last time i watched willy wonka was some 15 years ago

[rocky iron]

turron do you have an iphone or an android

[dusky igloo]

Iphone

[strong phoenix]

Yeah that fits

[rocky iron]

surprised actually

because i got recommended an article thru google that i assumed inspired your message lol

[strong phoenix]

Did my message send before or after this one

I'm over a solid 5 minutes of latency for whatever reason

[dusky igloo]

patiently waiting for the carrier pigeon to bring the response

[haughty venture]

Before

[silent herald]

Popcap made a world about buckethead spam + unfair mechanics + batshit objectives and called it "gaming"
Oh god, the nightmares

At least the music is neat

[dusky igloo]

pvz2

[silent herald]

The Reflourished mod
But the vanilla levels are still the same

[hoary panther]

peak

[silent herald]

At least this mod made the tangle kelp get fast recharge

But it cost 25 more

[candid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR99LP_nays

[dusky igloo]

Wait

[haughty venture]

It's too bad the original devs aren't making it but if anyone can recapture the feel it's the pathologic guys

[dusky igloo]

How the fuck they explaining a 2

Ah

[chilly sparrow]

what the fuck

sequel???

[dusky igloo]

dude mold is REALLY hard to kill fr

[haughty venture]

Separate story set around the aral sea apparently.

[candid shuttle]

you know your toaster is old, when you see game and go "can i even run this?"

[chilly sparrow]

pyrocynical is in shambles
now his fans have more things to bug him about

[candid shuttle]

his fans always bug him about large stuff.

[chilly sparrow]

the pyro tf2 incident

[dusky igloo]

They should make a drug that permanently removes your brain's ability to conjure up headaches

[strong phoenix]

Aral lake*

[dusky igloo]

got the fax machine working again

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/frogs-wiggle-jiggle-groove-groovy-gif-5277879947873396385

[rigid niche]

Its how they dig the mud/soil to hide inside right? Its an rainfrog

[candid sedge]

Whenever I complain of a game having too much DLC that's popular, I am reminded of this now

that's like 4x my spending on steam probably since I learned of steam -_-

[dawn sable]

For what game tho?

[candid sedge]

That train simulator

Sheldon Cooper would love that game and he probably spend that kind of money on trains if he could afford it

https://tenor.com/view/band-wagon-big-bang-theory-all-aboard-sheldon-gif-5354943

[rocky iron]

sheldon cooper is an exploitation of autistic stereotypes

[kind prawn]

new achievement in deadlock achieved

recieve hate from haze player

[brittle oasis]

It should be called "Hazing ritual"

[celest reef]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFy7iOzxlG4

[dusky igloo]

yaknow quasimodo predicted alla this

[spark saffron]

echenik

[frigid lintel]

whjat the fuck is going on

[tight minnow]

Nothing ever happens

[hoary panther]

15 blocked messages
Lively today huh

[tight minnow]

@frigid lintel what do you prefer Yhwach or Mango Ice Tea?

[frigid lintel]

idk what either of tghose are

[spark saffron]

yuhabaha

[hoary panther]

Spam

[tight minnow]

Catburger is a leaf lover

[hoary panther]

Bait used to be believable

[kind prawn]

deadlock is fun until I encounter a victor

literally what can I do when their aura cant be turned off even if I stun them

and they get a 2nd life

[dusky igloo]

Victor?

Despicable me reference

[brittle citrus]

Not the poorly written poetry!

[hazy perch]

Lammy
Hello

[brittle citrus]

sneeze greeting

[dusky igloo]

sneezeons greetings

[limber latch]

everything is fun until you encounter a bloke named Victor

[dusky igloo]

we tissue a merry christmas

[limber latch]

||🐖💨||

[kind prawn]

risk of rain 2 is fun until I encounter victor

and my run ends instantly

😔

[limber latch]

Yep

Fallout New Vegas is fun until you encounter Victor

[dusky igloo]

try not to end up on santa's snotty list

[granite furnace]

Me but instead of a cat it’s humans

[dusky igloo]

I mean you get a sense after awhile

there's the "where the fuck were you" meows, the "i gotta poop" meows, the "play, now" meows, conversational meows more like chirps, the quiet purr laden "i love you" meows

the notorious, sharp but not angry, "enough" meows

the "im not feeling well" meows

Just need an ear for tone and a memory of detail

cats are like a walking, (kind of) talking empathy test

[desert salmon]

gtnh twitch integration where people can pay money to explode a random machine instantly

[static spade]

https://tenor.com/view/fop-fox-deploying-deploying-fop-deploying-fox-gif-5791609786966551582

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-let-me-in-clawing-at-door-knocking-at-door-waiting-at-door-gif-10636413725109957056

[desert salmon]

that me ::3

[chilly vault]

Hii chat

[celest reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367223355994013698/1403014918596464881/image0.gif

[urban wharf]

im cold

[flint halo]

dang it's toasty in here

thankfully I'm marble so I'm ok

[restive pier]

:(

[exotic depot]

just 360 no scoped a guy in bf6 for BR win

i love this shit

i meleed a guy for last kill to win earlier as well

[sand hull]

ts so fire

[vernal raptor]

good game

listening to the music in it is singlehandedly responsible for A LOT of new music i've discovered

[desert salmon]

oh yes.

[hazy perch]

Well , fuck you

[gusty monolith]

Local Starbucks

[exotic depot]

crazy looking alpine camo

[dire pebble]

i've heard of this game!

what's it called again?

[hazy perch]

poop outside

[desert salmon]

thats a project

[hushed crystal]

making 1 wooden door be like

[desert salmon]

honestly I might have access to just like the vanilla recipe for doors at this point

Assembler simplifies a bunch of recipes

[plain pagoda]

this fuckass map i cant

[restive pier]

Just capture the point they’re already dead 😭

[plain pagoda]

I DONT WANT TO STAND STILL IN ONE SPOT

I WANT TO PLAY TITANFALL!!!!

[restive pier]

This is cyberbullying, you can spread out their spawns if they aren’t concentrated around their only remaining territory, ITS TOO SAD TO WATCH

[plain pagoda]

i am literally as deep into their spawn as i could possibly be

i went there specifically to try and force their spawn to switch locations

[restive pier]

I thought spawnpoints also depended on how many/where a team’s territories (i.e. control points) are

Like a team would basically spawn Not Directly Next to something captured but instead somewhere (that IDEALLY is) already claimed

[plain pagoda]

that too, because its amped hardpoint their spawn does favor that location

cause thats the only hardpoint they own

great feature of amped hardpoint! love it

makes spawntraps basically unbreakable

[restive pier]

End their miseries sooner your team basically had almost triple the lead, you’re basically hydrogen bomb vs coughing babies 😭

[plain pagoda]

its the 9th anniversary and a sale so theres so many new players on

this happened yesterday

[restive pier]

I would be so sad to be on either of those teams

[plain pagoda]

those 2 remaining were the only ones on their team for at least a couple minutes

it was actually just depressing

[restive pier]

TERRIBLE

[plain pagoda]

like what do we even do

how do i go easy on someone who misses 2 full mags of their gun and i havent even shot once

[restive pier]

At that point I would start getting silly with it (turn into TF2 friendly or start running weapons I wanna level) or prioritize minions (but it also looks like someone’s doing that already)

[plain pagoda]

yea after the 15th kill i was like "these are infant babies" and just did p2016 only

[remote lantern]

i think i shouldve bought a big mac today

[flat crypt]

bro 😭

[north obsidian]

there is only regret to be had at mcdonalds

[dire pebble]

siffrin?!

genuinely such a shock to my system i just finished isat yesterday

[north obsidian]

there are many of us, from what I've seen

not ubiquitous, but many

[kind prawn]

still sad D2 fell off so hard

[dire pebble]

also, true

[dire pebble]

how do you mean?

[dire pebble]

i still play it </3

[kind prawn]

I used to but the grind got to me

[dire pebble]

i do like that there are stories happening inside the destiny world

[kind prawn]

same with warframe

[dire pebble]

independent of the light and dark saga

[north obsidian]

I see people sport the siffrin pfp from time to time

understandable, it a good game after all

[kind prawn]

used to love both but drifted away from them

[dire pebble]

i guess you could say
from stars to time

i'm contemplating one after the halloween season is gone

[kind prawn]

I played once during the peak of D2 around final shape

it was cathartic doing a 12 man activity

[dire pebble]

oh yeah

it's gotten so bad

i wouldn't return until at least renegades, and that's IF they fixed the portal

[kind prawn]

and having all the former enemy's splinter factions alongside you

[dire pebble]

if you even intended on it

[north obsidian]

I sort of just assumed you liked it, but I should technically ask how you liked it

[dire pebble]

they made this new menu called the portal the only real way to start activities

[kind prawn]

wth

do you have a ss of it?

[dire pebble]

and the only way to get powerful gear is fuck ass multipliers

[north obsidian]

in my mind it just good game with no other opinion possible

[dire pebble]

oh it's utterly fantastic

i played pretty much only isat for a few days

i went insane in act 4 though

[north obsidian]

I binged it too when I played it

[dire pebble]

i was streaming it to my friend the whole time

[dire pebble]

let me open up destiny 2 rq

i'm taking pictures on my phone for ease

[kind prawn]

is it still like "do hard/harder activities and get better gear" or like "do this REALLY annoying and hard thing to get better gear"

cause I thougt it was still raid and legendary nightfalls

[dire pebble]

raids? useless dogshit loot pools now
nightfalls? not even in the game anymore

i'm exaggerating the nightfall thing

they exist, but no more gm

[kind prawn]

WHAT

oh nvm 😭

[dire pebble]

the new expansion reworked armor

[kind prawn]

but wth no more gm??

[dire pebble]

the max for each stat is 200

but they didn't update the raid armor to match the new system

so half the drops are worthless

the guns are okay but the armor still dropping at (now) abyssmal stats is ridiculous

and the only way to increase power is new activities

[kind prawn]

what has bungie been on
they had massive success with the final shape

[dire pebble]

here's the portal- you pick one of the options here

[kind prawn]

so

theyjust

removed planet selections or

is that what world is for

[dire pebble]

pick legacy content from d1

then use modifiers to increase the power cap to increase your score to get higher power loot

this is only way to get gear over power 200 (they reset it back to starting 10)

the cap is 500.

[kind prawn]

so no more like uhhh

2000/3000 power stuff from before?

[dire pebble]

no more

[kind prawn]

did they basically just pull a powercreep reset

[dire pebble]

the mods are stuff like locked loadout, more damage in the air, enemies spawn lil explodey guys, et cetera

AND each mod increases the power of the enemies

you have to be playing basically 50 under to get anything good, so everything's tanky

[dire pebble]

yeah, world is now the planet select

barely a reason to look at it, though

[kind prawn]

mannn

I liked the environments of d2

sometimes I just explored cause they looked cool

[dire pebble]

they still exist

but they have no actual reward anymore

[kind prawn]

not even the small reward stuff like patrols?

[dire pebble]

rephrase

they have REWARDS

like glimmer

or blue gear

[kind prawn]

ah so the itsy bitsy rewards

[dire pebble]

but you have very little to spend glimmer on, and blue gear is completely unusable

it's so upsetting

my clan and i grinded pretty much every day before the new expansion dropped with these changes

it was just final shape d2 with more content!

a single expansion has sent us reeling to find a new game to play

[kind prawn]

is it the most recent one?

[dire pebble]

yes

[kind prawn]

unfortunate

[dire pebble]

edge of fate looked really good from the start, too!

the new planet, kepler, is a metroidvania

and you get a lot of power really quickly from 10 to 200, so it felt rewarding

the new campaign is pretty fun, and the location has a good bit of secrets and new radiant missions

i haven't played the raid, but it sounds pretty interesting

[kind prawn]

radiant missions?

[dire pebble]

the new difficulty, mythic, is a bit tedious

[kind prawn]

is it basically just hard/difficulties?

[dire pebble]

every enemy is as tanky as a mini boss

[dire pebble]

radiant as in infinitely repeatable

i thought that was a common term, but i may be stuck in a bubble with that

also, the new weapons are great!

mint retrograde is the first rocket pulse rifle

it shoots tiny missiles for special ammo!

[kind prawn]

id like to learn more about the current state and additions to D2 but gotta sleep now

[dire pebble]

fairs

[kind prawn]

whuh

[dire pebble]

it's almost three for me

[kind prawn]

if only the grind in d2 wasnt horrible (when I last played alot that is) id want to try it

[dire pebble]

i think it's genuinely really neat, but it hits almost as hard as a heavy ammo weapon

it's a tad unbalanced

[kind prawn]

oh well goog night

[dire pebble]

good night

[frigid lintel]

Hello Siffri

[dire pebble]

amazing

siffrin

[north obsidian]

hello

[dire pebble]

pretty major isat spoilers

i will stop ending images and gifs and such

how are folks doing tonight

[bleak umbra]

We are so back.

[dreamy zenith]

gud :>

you?

[dire pebble]

this is huge

[dire pebble]

very okay

i may go to bed here in a bit

it's already 4 am

but i took a na[p

[dreamy zenith]

^^

[dreamy zenith]

thats good

[dire pebble]

wubba dubba dubba is this true?

[pseudo breach]

chat should i shave my legs?

[tawny arch]

If you want to?

[hazy perch]

that is hilarious

[tawny arch]

Why is that

[hazy perch]

My 2m 3.5 jack extension cord picks up radio when i use it 💀

[fervent snow]

https://quickshare.samsungcloud.com/pVQ9uWyJHf6W

Redsec

[flat crypt]

oh god the google version of spreadsheets is not good enough to show the whole migration info from illinois

[rigid niche]

Me trying pvz fusion: Oh wow this game is so cool and so many new mechanics. Fog level: Oh yeah so you are telling me to plant lanterns next to eachother for luma level, place magnet shrooms next to one another for magnet system and had to feed my other sea shrooms with excess sea shrooms at once. Too much complicated new mechanics xD

[rocky iron]

eating food rn

[brittle citrus]

Reading subtitles, not really paying attention to the road. Eventually sees THAT.
Me: “Uhhh that looks menacing.”
All Hell breaks loose
Me: “Shit, shit, shit, oh damn, AAAAAHHHH!!!!”

[boreal marlin]

wait till you see tourists

[brittle citrus]

Was it the mannequin thing earlier?

[boreal marlin]

yeah

[brittle citrus]

It didn’t seem menacing

[boreal marlin]

they move when you don't look at them

[safe mason]

floating object of uncertainty

I'd be afraid aswell

[brittle citrus]

Oh great, just perfect. SCP-173 all over again.

[tawny arch]

Don't they... || blow up? ||

[safe mason]

i wonder why we associate that enemy gimmick with SCP-173, when the Boo predates it by a pretty good margin

[brittle citrus]

Never heard of it

[tawny arch]

Boo just dissappears when you look at it

[tawny arch]

Also, more people seem to associate it with weeping angel statues from doctor Who

[brittle citrus]

I would’ve known who Boo is if ya didn’t say “the Boo”.

[vernal raptor]

why the hell is space marine 2 90 bucks when not on sale??

[boreal marlin]

yes. if touched

[granite furnace]

Ahh, Pacific Drive, has me jumping at every sound I don’t recognise

[vernal raptor]

it’s 40 bucks right now and it’s 55% off 💀

[safe mason]

SCPs came and went from the mainstream

now they're a little niche corner of the internet and media

[granite furnace]

I kicked one :3

[brittle citrus]

The only thing scarier than that robot is the manual control of the car.

[tawny arch]

Your videogame provider is feeling funky right now, try again later

[boreal marlin]

installed jumpjacks to jump over hordes, they always tend to clutter the road for me

[brittle citrus]

You are looking way too much into one comment that mentions SCP

[safe mason]

maybe

[tawny arch]

If helldivers 2 goes on sale. Ping me
Schnoozling rn mrrmmm mmm 💤

[vernal raptor]

i see now why people are playing pascific drive again

[tawny arch]

Dlc

[vernal raptor]

the DLC came out i see

yeah

it looks really neat

ima pick it up when i can, kinda strapped for cash ATM

saving for battlefield 6

[brittle citrus]

I didn’t buy the game. It came to Game Pass so I figured “why not?”

[granite furnace]

Plus xbox launch

[vernal raptor]

ahhhh

[granite furnace]

Here’s something weird that happened to me recently

[brittle citrus]

I HATE MANUAL DRIVING

[vernal raptor]

isn't gamepass like... comically expensive now?

[granite furnace]

The last tier yeah

[charred pollen]

it is

modern gaming is just

• unlimited games, but no games (xbox)
• unlimited bacon, but no games (pc)
• no games (ps)

[tawny arch]

Bacon,

[boreal marlin]

at least you can coat car with magic peanut butter

[brittle citrus]

That shit was hilarious lol

[trail storm]

gift from the woods

[brittle citrus]

Dr. Ophelia, the storm is the least of all concerns right about now.

[tawny arch]

Oh just fucking great, lovely. Half the outlets in my house just broke...

[turbid heron]

We call her Meow, but sometimes I call her Bismor

[boreal marlin]

that abductor really there to bully you, damn

[brittle citrus]

I just flipped the car over, slid down a cliff uncontrollably, got bullied by that thing AGAIN, activated the portal, got to the portal and guess who thought “Round 3”.

[candid shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654441590286319617/1359252394822733926/goat_jump.gif

[brittle citrus]

This car is all fucked up

[boreal marlin]

it's haunted

and quirky

[brittle citrus]

Curse the manual shift

[granite furnace]

The woods

[candid shuttle]

i know how to drive manual

[trail storm]

The woods

[tawny arch]

My grandpa knows how to drive a manual

[tawny arch]

Teleport into the woods

[brittle citrus]

Y’all are crazy to drive manuals.

[granite furnace]

I know how to pet a manul

[tawny arch]

The boots?

[tawny arch]

Ah, the cats

[candid sedge]

👀 first time i seen my gif break

https://tenor.com/view/joselito-you-dead-dramatic-cat-black-cat-gif-17130214

[boreal marlin]

wdym manual shift?
like you need only put car on breaks and that it

iirc you don't neet to shift gears even

[brittle citrus]

Excuse me, it doesn’t park automatically.

[boreal marlin]

depends on surface
ofc you need to hit brakes on a hill

[safe mason]

i feel like the muscle memory you'd develop eventually will help with that

[boreal marlin]

and don't forget to turn off engine and radio when out, they deplete resources

[brittle citrus]

Wait, the radio drains resources? Dammit

[boreal marlin]

battery but not that drastically

[candid shuttle]

@brittle citrus bows good.

[brittle citrus]

What

[candid shuttle]

bows good in 76.

and so is throwing weapons

[brittle citrus]

I’m not interested in bows

[silent herald]

Gaming tip that appear on loading screen

[celest reef]

https://tenor.com/view/leafeon-pokemon-spin-gif-24879212

[unkempt needle]

Leafeon my beloved

[flat crypt]

mojang might actualy be cooking

🔥

[placid path]

what with ?

[flat crypt]

the newest update

new skeleton

new camel

[olive grove]

Look at my transformer collection

[flat crypt]

horses cna finaly swim

they fixed the model gap issue

and all the other stuff ofc

the spear and nautilus

[remote lantern]

my friend has a lot of these he hates bayverse

[olive grove]

So do I

[celest reef]

when are they going to remove dolphins because they bully pufferfish?

[flat crypt]

i would cry

[placid path]

ah yeah the nautilus, saw fingees parody that

i mean, filling the ocean is always nice

[flat crypt]

i like this update

way better than some past ones

[placid path]

cuz vanilla oceans are just boring

[celest reef]

now wheres the end upda-

[deep drift]

Unfortunately I do not have an embed fail

[flat crypt]

end update -> update -> development cycle -> end -> end update END UPDATE CONFIRMED????

[drifting wren]

Chat: remember to hydrate!

[remote lantern]

aight gonna do it now

[narrow sail]

Fuck me I feel possessed.

For some reason I want to come up with weapon ideas for Shellshock Live.

[primal frigate]

jarvis
disable the cyclops' vertical stabilizers

[ornate kettle]

Pretty tricky considering how much is already present

[narrow sail]

See how a bunch of these weapons have only three or even two tiersinstead of four?

Yeah I want to fill in those holes.

[ornate kettle]

Cactus strike cluster

Not really sure where you would go from like the groller and such

[narrow sail]

Grollers?

Like, multiple of them.

Alternatively, lets take it a dumber direction.

Groller Blade.

[ornate kettle]

I guess but doesn't split rollers already exist although I guess theirs room for being unique

Inferno could probably go flame wall or something heatwave

Bigger bulger, biggest bulger

[narrow sail]

Quarry feels right for the final stage of Digger.

Even more goddamn projectiles to send you into the earth.

[ornate kettle]

Guess it could also just be excavator but with the megadiggers

[narrow sail]

True-

[ornate kettle]

Some of them seem pretty tricky to build off of further

[narrow sail]

That's the fun though.

[ornate kettle]

True

[narrow sail]

Smart Snipe becomes Aimbot.

[ornate kettle]

Smart sniper becomes ruler

[narrow sail]

Oh my god yes.

[granite furnace]

dehydrates

[narrow sail]

Inferno I can imagine becomes Hellfire.

[ornate kettle]

Although its pretty easy to land shots just based of adjustments based on the 86 rule

[narrow sail]

Groller and Back-Groller become Multi-Groller and Multi-Back-Groller.

Or Groller Blade and Back-Groller Blade.

The idea with those being it moves much quicker, but also reaches max size much quicker while hitting harder at max size than the regular version.

What you think?

:]

[ornate kettle]

The second one sounds interesting

[narrow sail]

A bit more skill needed to get it to max size because it goes NYOOOM but getting that nyoom right will hurt like the dickens.

Crackler becomes Firecracker, not only spawning the funny stars but also some fire.

[ornate kettle]

Where to go from area strike

[narrow sail]

Area Assault.

[remote lantern]

i might try that sulfur game

[dire pebble]

"that sulfur game"?

[remote lantern]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2124120/SULFUR/

[primal frigate]

i gotta say, the Cyclops is so excellently done
its UI is so simple, easy to learn, and yet so difficult to truly master

and it really makes you feel like a master when you understand it

[ornate kettle]

Multi cactus strike cluster

[narrow sail]

How about Cactus Patch and Cactus Garden?

[primal frigate]

if only i could control the yaw and pitch of the Cyclops
then i'd really, REALLY feel like the goat

[dire pebble]

intriguing

[ornate kettle]

The subnautica Cyclops? Sure would be nice to have finer control like that yeah

[narrow sail]

Cactus Patch being an upgraded Cactus and Cactus Garden being an upgraded Cactus Strike.

[ornate kettle]

So that would be a rework of the progression for cactus then?

[primal frigate]

yup

[narrow sail]

I suppose so, yes.

[ornate kettle]

Cactus > cactus patch > cactus strike > cactus garden

[narrow sail]

yeh.

[primal frigate]

i love how much i excel at everything in Subnautica except finding the quest locations

[ornate kettle]

The seamoth is nice

Multi sweeper

[narrow sail]

Bulger > Big Bulger > Bigger Bulger > Biggest Bulger.

It's a dumb bit, but it's funny.

[primal frigate]

i use the moth for everything that isn't too deep or gonna need the prawn

[ornate kettle]

Volcano > Eruption > caldera > kiln

[narrow sail]

Area Attack would become Area Assault. A combo of both Sinkhole and Area Attack.

[drifting wren]

don't think it don't say it don;t think it don't say it-

[primal frigate]

if its either of the two i use the cyclops to transport the prawn

[narrow sail]

lol-

Now... Horizon and Sweeper.

:l

[ornate kettle]

Well prawn is probably the least mobile of the two so makes sense outside of seamoths depth restrictions

[primal frigate]

crack the sky

[primal frigate]

i regularly style on leviathans while in the sea moth

[narrow sail]

Skyline and Multisweeper?

[ornate kettle]

Probably the best you will get

[primal frigate]

skyline and crack the sky

[narrow sail]

I'm gonna save Crack the Sky for God Rays.

[primal frigate]

makes sense

and looking closer at the sheet it appears im just stupid

[narrow sail]

le oof

[ornate kettle]

God rays is funny considering how not great it is unless you can land directly which I guess applies for alot of thibgs

[primal frigate]

i can 360 noscope a crab squid but i cant read

[narrow sail]

Flower > Bouquet > Florist > Spring Festival.

[primal frigate]

guppies -> goldfish -> shark -> leviathan

[narrow sail]

Funny idea for final tier of Guppies.

Tuna. It launches a singular large fish projectile that hits very hard.

Of course, you gotta land it.

[ornate kettle]

Shank > dagger > sword > Excalibur

[narrow sail]

That works!

[primal frigate]

Big Iron to cap off the pistol line

[narrow sail]

Now... Mega-Quake

Magnitude 5 and Fault Line.

Instead of flattening terrain, it makes it VERY wonky.

[ornate kettle]

Dead weight > heavy deadweight > dead riser > heavy dead riser

[narrow sail]

I was thinking something where it hits you from both angles.

[primal frigate]

after all
he might've went on livin
but he made one fatal slip
when he tried to match the ranger
with the big iron on his hip

[dusky igloo]

fo4 is so cool i wish boston was real

[ornate kettle]

Dead set

[narrow sail]

Glock > M9 > Desert Eagle > Magnum.

Six shots in the chamber.

[narrow sail]

Dead Set and...

hm.

Dead Weight > Dead Riser > Dead Set > ?

[dusky igloo]

Osteologist who specializes in wrists, down on his luck, decides to start selling magnums to try and increase business

[narrow sail]

[ornate kettle]

Grave

[primal frigate]

does the banana behave like the one from worms

[primal frigate]

dead to rights

[ornate kettle]

The banana grenade? Nope

[narrow sail]

Banana Tree.

:]

[dusky igloo]

Charlieee

Charlieeeeee

[narrow sail]

What has more bananas than a bunch? An entire tree!

[ornate kettle]

Close to uh triangle angry bird

Banana plantation

[primal frigate]

blons

[primal frigate]

dead to rights

[dusky igloo]

bloons fortnite collab when

I need the cursed human proportions chimp NOW

mtg is too balanced they should make a card that lets you take control of your opponent

[candid shuttle]

Sulfur good

play Sulfur.

[tawny arch]

Yeah, Sulfur is good

[dusky igloo]

I enjoy the smell of sulfur

[brittle citrus]

Thank you mods

[unkempt needle]

Bro clicked the link

[eternal knoll]

I enjoy your face

[unkempt needle]

Thank you mods

[brittle citrus]

Who’s face

[eternal knoll]

You is face

[hazy perch]

Yours 🫳

[brittle citrus]

I have no face

[hoary fox]

[hazy perch]

Did you loose in a face off?

[brittle citrus]

No, I got in a fight with one of the neighborhood cats.

[desert salmon]

The gay 2

[keen harbor]

nice art

seem like still on wip

[hoary panther]

today’s art

[dusky igloo]

Good news chat

Mr pibb is back

[primal frigate]

goobers

[hazy perch]

Lost to such a small creature

Skill issue

[brittle citrus]

You try fighting something with venom glands in its paws

[thick parrot]

Mr. Pibb is back, at the cost of Dr. Pepper, just another example of the monkey paw effect

[hazy perch]

Just kick it

Also cats dont have venom glands

[brittle citrus]

You weren’t there man.

[opaque drum]

Cobra Chickens do

[brittle citrus]

That’s a goose

[opaque drum]

c.c

synonym.

[dusky igloo]

no no this is just a straight upgrade

[hazy perch]

Dr piss

[desert salmon]

fops!

[narrow sail]

May I go on a ramble?

About specifically the roles the classes in TF2 have.

To be even more specific, the Stock variants.

[tawny arch]

Ramble damble

[narrow sail]

Very well.

[tawny arch]

Hell is this

[tawny arch]

Mister Rapper in a spotlight?

[vestal eagle]

r u feeling attacked by kanye lmao

by the 🐐

[tawny arch]

No, I'm just scared

[vestal eagle]

lmao

[chilly sparrow]

kanye fans trying their best to uphold their ignorance to maintain the bliss

[desert salmon]

isn't he like racist or something along those lines

[chilly sparrow]

heavily

[vestal eagle]

he made graduation tho

[chilly sparrow]

he made a merch line saying HH
do i need to explain what that means

[desert salmon]

I think that automatically disqualifies you from goathood

[tawny arch]

Oh, so it is Kanye

I was hoping some other guy

[chilly sparrow]

"HE MADE GRADUATION! HE MADE GRADUATION GUYS!" they say as they get dragged to the mental asylum

[narrow sail]

First off, Scout.

Scout is as we all know, an agile little shit. Double jumping, the fastest base move speed in the game and a small hitbox. Makes him hard to hit but easy to kill once you do land a good one or two shots on him.

Problem being, he also needs two or three shots to put you in the ground. A good scout is a menace in 1v1s and with his speed, he can force those fights, which also helps with his flanking as he really can just... come out of nowhere at mach 1, blast you to bits and then promptly bugger off.

His roles? Flanking, being a 1v1 specialist and of course, capping the objective. He may be made of paper but that double cap rate can be worth the risk of getting blown up by a stray pipe or rocket, ESPECIALLY when things are coming down to the wire.

[tawny arch]

I have no idea who that is