non-drg-chat

[strong phoenix]

I've got

[vernal raptor]

i'd have to ask one

[limber latch]

My veteran is named Dickot because this was the first thing the game suggested

I've encountered 3 Dickots in my gameplay after that

[strong phoenix]

Discount Zealot (Psyker)
Discount Psyker (Zealot)
Captain Crow (Veteran)

I had to pirate my vet because I realized thats the only way I play them

[vernal raptor]

i've really come around on veteran recently

[limber latch]

I love it when veteran forgets the codes

[vernal raptor]

they're very fun

[vernal raptor]

loose cannon my beloved

[strong phoenix]

Probably because they got buffed

A lot

[vernal raptor]

also fun fact, they straight up just use the wrong codes sometimes

[limber latch]

I've picked professional and he complains that muties don't have a code and it makes him very sad

[strong phoenix]

I play fem loose cannon because she is too silly to be alive

[vernal raptor]

i do too

she's very fun, the VA did great work

[limber latch]

I've heard psyker refusing to kill a nurgle beast because "it looks so happy" once

[strong phoenix]

Plasma

Killing you

[dusky igloo]

darktide fans when 75°C across both cpu and gpu

[vernal raptor]

i'm a plasma enjoyer, i love that thing

[strong phoenix]

Plasma is just point and click against all targets at all ranges

[vernal raptor]

and what about it? easy killing

[strong phoenix]

Its boring to me

[vernal raptor]

fair

[strong phoenix]

I am severely brainrotted

[limber latch]

I prefer that brrrrt laser rifle

[strong phoenix]

I've been running revovler on vet

[vernal raptor]

i mostly just swap to it, pop a reaper's head, and then swap back to the falchion cuz i love that thing too

[strong phoenix]

Though I do need to run Cole's dbarrel build

[celest reef]

i prefer lore accurate Plasma rifle, where it just explodes after one use

[strong phoenix]

Meme lore accurate*

[limber latch]

100+ mag with that one skill that allows to not consume any ammo on weakspot hits for laser weapons is just so good

or was it weakspot kills

[strong phoenix]

Crits

[limber latch]

I've missed the latest event tho

😔

No frame for me

[strong phoenix]

Outgunned was fun

[vernal raptor]

you're lucky, it sucked major ass

[limber latch]

Unless I grind it during today

[strong phoenix]

Auric had teeth for a minute

[vernal raptor]

wasn't as bad as the explosive one tho

[limber latch]

Even worse than exploding enemies?

lol

[strong phoenix]

Explosive one was also fun imo

[vernal raptor]

no, not that bad

[strong phoenix]

Just don't run a slow melee

[vernal raptor]

but good god the plasma gunners on release were... not fun

[limber latch]

I've seen too many flying orgyns on this one

[vernal raptor]

now i actually like plasma gunners

i think they're fine now

[barren crow]

major news for all 3 PTTR fans

[desert salmon]

master at work

[supple forum]

looks nice

[kind prawn]

maybe even

a risk of rain, too

[rocky iron]

that is an extremely normal and healthy temp for a CPU

[dusky igloo]

Yeah but the fans out here fucking hyperventillating

[rocky iron]

oh yea

you're on a 1650 laptop

[dusky igloo]

Ever since i scrubbed armourycrate and added ghelper

At that specific threshold the fan speeds change

So it hits 75

Speeds up

Drops

Fans slow down

It goes up a moment later

Rinse and repeat

and because asus is asus i cant do a custom fan curve without bending over backwards

[brittle citrus]

Domo arigato mods

[dusky igloo]

also 1650 ti not 1650

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/curtsy-your-welcome-you're-welcome-ur-welcome-gif-16520964614912663867

[mint aurora]

hi yall

i bring a cute kitty

[mint aurora]

it's back

[dusky igloo]

Shoutout to absolute martian manhunter and the absolute peak that it is

issue 4 being particularly fantastic

take the most boring recurring star of any comic book ever (martian manhunter) and turn it into that

[silent herald]

This fucking boss dont drop the last piece i need to make my new warframe

[dire pebble]

went to a metal concert

the bass made me feel like i was gonna explode

it was resonating with my heartbeat

[remote lantern]

reasons why i will not go to a concert especially upfront

[silent herald]

Ok, got last piece
In two days i will get Rhino, my second warframe

[brittle citrus]

I found rats in a desert pool

[eternal knoll]

did you doot for them

[brittle citrus]

I didn’t have a trumpet

[eternal knoll]

wack

[brittle citrus]

You’re wack

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/human-whack-a-mole-gif-9711515201247626966

[brittle citrus]

Wtf lol

[eternal knoll]

that would be a really fun game tbh

[brittle citrus]

Whack-a-mole but the moles are people?

[eternal knoll]

ye

big squeaky hammer

[cedar zephyr]

Someone called?

[eternal knoll]

🗣️ oh mandyyyyyyyyy

[cedar zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/teletubbies-dipsy-running-away-scared-run-away-gif-25928776

[versed vale]

Yeah holy colors. That's like fifty dollars in ink

[brittle citrus]

No, go back to bed.

[brittle citrus]

Is this a new fear of Tiles?

[cedar zephyr]

Yes, actually

[brittle citrus]

Well damn, want to talk about it?

[cedar zephyr]

First kobolds, now possums

No, we do not talk about nightmarish creatures

[brittle citrus]

Damn rodents

[hazy perch]

Lammy
Hi

[brittle citrus]

WHAT

[coral dust]

I hope M-80 fireworks get unbanned soon

[upper cradle]

Ham aslume

[placid garden]

Eat copper wires

They make your veins stronger

[strange cradle]

especially CAT5, RJ45 ethernet cables
This reinforces your nerve system

[plain pagoda]

[narrow sail]

Gato!

:D

[narrow sail]

:D

Capybara!

[cedar zephyr]

<@&296918282403840000>

[sand hull]

unc is NOT wise

[rigid niche]

Me trying dota 2 because heard game is broken. Me: how broken does game can be? Oh... one guys ultimate stops entire enemy team from being healed, dealing damage or using any abilities, for 33 seconds... Oh whats that there is least 4 heroes that have infinite mana/no cooldown/teleport across the map? There is one stat stealing hero that if you get feeded by it you permanently become weak as an minion and cant play anymore :x

[sand hull]

looks like its been sent in every channel it can lol

[rigid niche]

Getting stunned for 19 seconds by click of an button sounds more fair then infinitely stuning someone for 1 second per 4 hits but you attack so fast that you are stunned again before 1 second passed. If he touches you, you are dead :x

There is an sniper hero that can normal attack from other side of the map and it does not seen when does it. You better find him in bushes before he takes down entire team.

[safe meadow]

<@&296918282403840000>

busy day today lol

[strange cradle]

What in the hells even was that eldritch script
Did they use the wrong keyboard layout?

[drifting wren]

They were casting a spell to influence more users

[unkempt needle]

Come on man

[strange cradle]

They do be hacking lots of accounts today huh

[chilly sparrow]

maybe discord didnt pay up the ransom to that ddos'er

[narrow sail]

Today on Dumbassery with Derp.

I'm leaving the lab and mines to go clean a place up!

The House of Horrors from Viscera Cleanup Detail.

Place is a bloody mess, quite literally.

[barren steppe]

Hehe

[latent panther]

Ive watched most of sao tn up to ep 21

All nighter

[narrow sail]

Welp. Looks like I'll have more work later.

Goddamnit olo.

[placid garden]

Cat? Meow?

[fresh ice]

damm

[rigid niche]

Its so satisfying to beat the meta opponents with my own experimental way. Especially because mobile games supposed to be pay to win. For once in my life i got too confident in my skills. Still being confident doesnt suits my personality :x

Screenshot is unrelated :x

Two of my runners were late surgers and there was traffic, everyone were using sakura bakushin o or daiwa scarlet on front. I picked Silence Suzuka and since she always been ahead, my opponent's ultimates didnt trigger because Suzuka is in the lead. She merely served an purpose of distraction and support so my Late surgers can catch up them near end

[sudden warren]

Chat this guy smells like FARTS how do I tell him he smelly?

[rigid niche]

I never seen an smelly cat before, even ones in trash end up smell decent. But i also never met an duck that doesnt smells horrible. I seen clean chickens but no clean ducks ever

Ducks dive into any dirty mud or puddle they see in hopes of catching insects

Even feral streets cats back in forest are clean. I dunno how they are clean

[hazy perch]

I had tried so called mac and cheese
not good , didnt like it

[lunar wadi]

how did you make it

[hazy perch]

I didnt like the taste of cheese powder included

I would rather keep eating rice with fried bacon

[chilly sparrow]

tbh mac and cheese sounds like shit to me

[lunar wadi]

okay, powdered cheese is garbage

no wonder

[chilly sparrow]

never tasted it tho and i intend to never taste it

[boreal marlin]

seen that macencheese slop in tv shows, do people really like that slop
but idk people also like strawberry pasta

[lunar wadi]

make the cheese sauce yourself

its so much better

[hazy perch]

Fuck no

[lunar wadi]

yes!

its super easy

[wise void]

for the latter, specifically polish people
it's pretty good if you know how to make it

[cedar zephyr]

It should be acheeseable

[hazy perch]

I cant exactly spend money on normal cheese rn

[boreal marlin]

cheesed to meet you

[lunar wadi]

hammer go away

[remote lantern]

cheese

[lunar wadi]

do you see my face? thats the face of grumpy

[granite furnace]

cheese

[hazy perch]

Mean

[boreal marlin]

cheese

[wise void]

true
magic ingredient for giving the homemade cheese sauce the texture you'd expect from mac and cheese is sodium citrate
other than that it's just dissolving cheeses in water or milk with sodium citrate, plus spices and other additives

[cedar zephyr]

🫳

[lunar wadi]

i have never used sodium citrate

[lunar wadi]

what

[cedar zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-cute-pet-sleepy-rub-gif-25476935

[lunar wadi]

.......acceptable

[cedar zephyr]

Become not grumpy

[wise void]

it basically kinda unrolls the casein to turn it into a potent emulsifier

how do you make it?

[lunar wadi]

juust butter, flour, and cheese

and some spices

[wise void]

i guess that also works, for a texture that isn't like boxed mac and cheese
-# could be for the better depending who and when you ask

[hazy perch]

I would rather just add normal cheese in the pot with pasta

The only problem is cleaning it

[wise void]

or you could do the italian analogue to mac and cheese (spaghetti cacio e pepe) but that's a little more expensive and a lot trickier to make

[hazy perch]

Im fine with texture not resembling wet diarrhea

[cedar zephyr]

That's one way to describe it...

[boreal marlin]

fry spam with onion and add to macaron
ezpz
cheese just eat with something else

[wise void]

is great practice for making other pasta sauces though, if you nail cacio e pepe you'll have no trouble with carbonara and similar pasta sauces

[wise void]

also how do you incorporate the cheese
you said "add normal cheese in the pot with pasta" - as in you make the cheese sauce by mixing cheese with the pasta water?
that's basically the same as spaghetti cacio e pepe, and tricky for the same reason

-# so i imagine you might've meant another way

[boreal marlin]

tables turned
into frames

[rocky iron]

i remember seeing a ror2 mod that replaced purity with chud

[urban wharf]

Wall wall wall
Looks like the tables have framed

[olive heron]

How the frames have tabled

[south flare]

Oh, turns the how tables

[boreal marlin]

math addicts smh

[high dune]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[olive heron]

Sir it's October

[carmine orchid]

i think theres other thanksgivings

i know a canadian friend of mine was talking about thanksgiving stuff yesterday

[hoary panther]

today’s art

[lilac kiln]

Youtubes telling me to play gacha games again

[glossy canopy]

gach-all your money

[barren crow]

you aint even gotta try to scam people these days people be naming their names "gotcha" and they STILL makin' money!!! hootin' hollers!

[cyan saddle]

Pumpkin

[boreal marlin]

yummers

[silent herald]

"i wonder what will take Hunter's role in the sequ- oh..."

[dire pebble]

already seen here

[brittle citrus]

sneeze

[boreal marlin]

true, Lammy, you post this like 5th time or so

[rocky iron]

are yall capable of posting other images

[desert salmon]

its a curse i think

[brittle citrus]

I take no responsibility for anyone else’s actions with these images.

[brittle citrus]

Lol

[desert salmon]

making my magic potionds..

[dire pebble]

woah!

[deep drift]

Unfortunately I have yet again failed to acquire an embed fail

[placid path]

[brittle citrus]

Hello Drako

[placid path]

hi lammy

[brittle citrus]

How is your day cycle

[lunar wadi]

<@&296918282403840000>

[rigid niche]

Its third time today? Perhaps more? Considering the moderator tags. So many people did bad things today :x

[brittle citrus]

It’s just bots and scams, nothing new.

[silent herald]

I dint saw what was, but my guess its a infection where the member send images of some "crypto" stuff in every channel

And the link will infect others members

Its happenig in a server where im a mod

Happenning

Hapeniny

....

Hapens

[brittle citrus]

Slow down bug-bot, you got this

[urban wharf]

Oh boy
free bitcoin totaly legit 100% no virus?

[rigid niche]

It sounds evil to take over peoples accounts just to turn them into bots themselves. Its like an man made virus that only causes damage

[silent herald]

Like a techno-virus

Peoples are robot zombies now

Run

[urban wharf]

Something something dead internet

[silent herald]

We need to activate a hidden underground millitary weapon that destroy all earth technology
It will destroy the robot virus, but the humanity need to invent the wheel all again

[rigid niche]

My dad was an second generation computer engineer. He worked on cyber security. (He retired after like 30 years). Back then he made viruses himself just to reverse engineer to find solutions.

Its like, in order to fight hackers you need to learn how to hack yourself so you can understant how they breach

I am absolutely clueless on this subject beside that if you are radio silent they cant access to your stuff. They need to bait you to install things or enter places on internet

[silent herald]

Anyway, i downloaded Marvel Midnight Suns on my notebook
I wanted to test how much it can handle

I will test tonight

I forgot i had the game on my epic games lol

And fallout new vegas and civilization vi

[rigid niche]

It seems kknd (krush kill n destroy) was released like half an year earlier before fallout 1 did but its technically oldest video game with post apolapse in america with nuclear fallout

Made by australian devs

[silent herald]

And... whatever is "troy"

[barren crow]

the troyjan horse

[silent herald]

"Troy a total war saga"
Idk what game is this, but looks like i have it on my epic

[rigid niche]

It must be an total war based on bronze age with greek mythology perhaps?

[silent herald]

I guess
What is Total War?

Rts?

[rigid niche]

Troy sounds like an mythological fortress or something (unleas troy is an real place and i am stupid)

Well, i dunno how to explain total war, its real time strategy i guess but army building is seperate from battles themselves

[silent herald]

Well, looking at images, i guess its a rts like starcraft, warcraft

Age of empire

[trail storm]

troy was an ancient greek city located in turkey

[rigid niche]

I will be honest with you, newer total war games feels like an cashgrab, moving art galleries lacking actual gameplay the older games had. Like realistic physics, realistic reactions of soldiers to certain events

What i said will wont make sense without knowing the game tho

There are comparison videos of it. Like newer ones simplified and its more about having better soldiers instead of real tactics.

[drifting wren]

-# meow 🐈

[olive heron]

🫳‎
🐱

[trail storm]

square

[wise void]

-# get pet

[cyan saddle]

When

[drifting wren]

How

[tawny arch]

Later

[celest reef]

Dogs and cats in chat

[spare oasis]

meow

[dire pebble]

this is a hill i'll die on

xerneas should NOT

be the x shaped pokemon

[candid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-22341545

[dire pebble]

like, the only justification is the battle pose looks kinda like an x if you spread out the front legs

you know who else looks like an x?

arceus literally has an x

gengar's poses are x shaped

scizor makes an x shape

hitmonchan's shoulders and skirt make a natural x body shape

xerneas is JUST A DEER

you know what else becomes an x shape like that? stantler

[desert salmon]

need so much iron for this tank

[dire pebble]

whatcha playing :3c

[desert salmon]

gtnh ::>

60 ingots, 60 plates (2 plates per 3 ingots) for this and that's just the hull

[dire pebble]

gregtech...

[olive heron]

Mrow

[trail storm]

:3

[brittle citrus]

Alright, a brawl is brewing here. Todays fight is:

Sourdough vs Brioche

FIGHT

[unkempt needle]

I don't have a budget for Rich People Breads

[brittle citrus]

Since when is sourdough rich

[trail storm]

those are both really hard to choose from, but better in different situations

[haughty venture]

Sourdough is as simple as bread can possibly be

[unkempt needle]

Where I buy bread, sourdough is always like, upwards of double the price of other bread

Although that may be more the fault of the brand making them

[south flare]

It's sour because we bake rich people into it

[brittle citrus]

You’re all fired, get out of my bread arena.

[trail storm]

😔

[brittle citrus]

Actually, excluding unkindant, he said something smart and will get an extra ration promotion.

[strange cradle]

Brioche is nice, but unimaginative. It's bread with half a kilogram of butter and sugar shoved inside, somehow. Makes for good toast, atleast

[narrow sail]

Sourdough is literally one of the earliest breads known to man.

The Encyclopedia of Food Microbiology states: "One of the oldest sourdough breads dates from 3700 BCE and was excavated in Switzerland, but the origin of sourdough fermentation likely relates to the origin of agriculture in the Fertile Crescent and Egypt several thousand years earlier",[3] and "Bread production relied on the use of sourdough as a leavening agent for most of human history; the use of baker's yeast as a leavening agent dates back less than 150 years from the year of 2014".[3] Sourdough remained the usual form of leavening down into the European Middle Ages[4] until being replaced by barm from the beer brewing process, and after 1871 by purpose-cultured yeast.

Not even joking.

This shit ANCIENT.

[brittle citrus]

My cartoony imagination made me imagine they pulled a mummified loaf of sourdough out of the dirt.

[narrow sail]

lmao

Now I see it.

thanks.

[brittle citrus]

All wrapped up in linen and shit

[brittle citrus]

You is welcome

[strange cradle]

Sourdough from 3700 BCE
Might need a little dusting off but I'm sure it's fine

[narrow sail]

Might be a bit tough to chew.

[unkempt needle]

Just toast it first, it'll be a-ok

[narrow sail]

Maybe microwave it a wee bit.

[brittle citrus]

Kinda like hard-tack but thousands of years in the making

[narrow sail]

Not joking, might free up some of the water and soften it.

[toxic pilot]

good night friends have a cozy nights

[brittle citrus]

NaBrO, that needs a water bath and a microwave bath.

[narrow sail]

So, something interesting.

The reason biscuits go soft and bread gets hard are two entirely different reasons.

Biscuits go soft because they're relatively low in moisture, so they suck it in from the air, making them go soft.

[lunar wadi]

DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP

[narrow sail]

(This was actually used in a court case of Jaffa Cakes vs the British Government. British Government wanted to reclassify Jaffa Cakes as biscuits for that sweet sweet 20% tax, but because Jaffa Cakes undergo a similar process to cakes and breads when they age, the Jaffa Cakes company won)

[brittle citrus]

Lol

[narrow sail]

As for that process, it's called retrogradation.

[strange cradle]

VAT is 21% by default over here

[hazy perch]

Lammy
Hi

[toxic pilot]

Make me >:3

[brittle citrus]

WHAT

[lunar wadi]

I WILL BITE

[hazy perch]

TAHW

[brittle citrus]

?TNAW OUY TAHW

[hazy perch]

Evil act

[narrow sail]

Essentially, bread has a relatively high water content.

You'd think that's why it becomes hard when it ages but that's not why.

It becomes hard because as it ages, the gluten separates from the water and crystalizes. The water is still in there, but it can't soften up the gluten, causing the bread to become harder.

[hazy perch]

Nothing

[narrow sail]

That's why stale bread slowly becomes more like a brick.

[brittle citrus]

Awesome, have a good 24 hour cycle

[brittle citrus]

So ideally, dipping it in water and the nuking it in the microwave unstales it to a degree.

[narrow sail]

Amusingly enough, while leaving it in a fridge will speed up retrogradation, putting it in a freezer stops the process entirely.

[narrow sail]

Eh...

I think you're better off sprinkling a little bit of water on before microwaving it.

[toxic pilot]

A nibble or full on chomp?

[narrow sail]

You are on the right track though.

Thanks Minute Foods.

[brittle citrus]

My brain may be divided in four quarters but I know my stuff

[narrow sail]

I was literally just eating dinner and scrolling through vids, saw their vid on why bread goes stale, thought to myself "Huh. Why IS that the case?" and decided to watch it.

[rotund path]

LOL

[brittle citrus]

Nobody will suspect a thing

[narrow sail]

FUN FACT.

It's actually why you leave bread that's fresh out of the oven to sit for a bit.

So it can stiffen a bit and make it easier to cut.

[hazy perch]

Is that a motorolla cellphone ?

Must be an ancient meme

[narrow sail]

God it is.

That's the motorolla logo.

That thing is a fossil.

[hazy perch]

Or some sort of enterprise handheld device

[rotund path]

yeah probably more likely some form of inventory device

[narrow sail]

Probably.

[narrow sail]

So yeah, now you know why bread goes hard when it's left to sit around for a bit.

[hazy perch]

That was fast

[rotund path]

may also be an ancient meme though, is that yellow thing on the ground to the right a paper phone directory?

[narrow sail]

And also how to potentially unstale it.

[lunar wadi]

RIP AND TEAR >:3

[narrow sail]

Might be a Yellow Pages, might be a For Dummies.

[rotund path]

looks kind of like an unopened packaged Yellow Pages

[narrow sail]

Hard to tell.

[brittle citrus]

I was gonna type something but realized it would be inaccurate.

[strange cradle]

UNTIL IT IS DONE

[hazy perch]

I think that if your bread goes stale you buy too much of it

[lunar wadi]

I dont know the actual song

[narrow sail]

It's still neat.

ALSO-

[rotund path]

Unless its Dwarven battlebread

[narrow sail]

The reason commercial bread takes way longer than homemade bread to stale is because stuff like emulsifiers help to slow down the retrogradation process.

[hazy perch]

I mean it has no lirics
its not like there's a point in memorising it

[strange cradle]

Hardtack, already being the stalest possible thing without being an actual rock, avoids the downsides of regular bread
...
Just mind your teeth.

[narrow sail]

I mean... it's bread baked several times over.

[hazy perch]

You dont straight eat hardtack

[narrow sail]

A lot of the moisture's been forced out of it.

[hazy perch]

You either crush it or dip into something

[narrow sail]

Battle-Tacks.

[brittle citrus]

Funny thing is, you’re supposed to boil it when eating it. Becomes a mash potato-like product.

[narrow sail]

Ah! There it is.

Reintroduce the moisture to it.

[strange cradle]

All fun and games until a little part hasn't absorbed the moisture and CRACK

[narrow sail]

That makes a lot more sense.

[brittle citrus]

“Eh, didn’t need that tooth anyways!”

[hazy perch]

Or buy something like this

[narrow sail]

Crackers!

Go good with butter.

[hazy perch]

These ones are called Galeti and they are absolutely bland

[narrow sail]

Definitely need butter then.

[wise void]

sourdough was the only way to get yeast into dough before people figured out how to separate the yeast from winemaking and use that

[narrow sail]

It's fookin' ancient.

[brittle citrus]

Individuals of Non-DRG. Pause the chat, I must go to battle against a fly and we can continue after I return home.

Can’t drink coffee in peace apparently

[urban wharf]

Commiting crimes against your own people again?

[brittle citrus]

Happens every day of the week

[narrow sail]

I wish you good luck in your assault against the aerial menace.

[wise void]

we have these in poland, they're still used in military rations

[narrow sail]

WOW.

The timing could not have been better.

[urban wharf]

The unending bug war

[narrow sail]

I was about to say "God speed, soldier."

And then, actual military rations.

[hazy perch]

I thought that NATO countries use something better in their MRE's

[strange cradle]

Get yourself a salt gun if you haven't yet
Yes there's salt shards everywhere now but there's no flies

[narrow sail]

MRI's?

You mean MRE's, right?

[strange cradle]

Meal Ready to Inject
It's a new development, see

[hazy perch]

Shut up

[narrow sail]

Oh yeah!

Something like Bug A-salt, right?

[brittle citrus]

I prefer more glorious methods. Either throwing random shit at the bug until it dies or snapping a towel at it. Never fails me.

[rotund path]

I hope so, eating a Magnetic Resonance Imaging scanner would not be a good idea!

[narrow sail]

Fun fact, I actually saw that on...

I think either Shark Tank or Dragon's Den.

[strange cradle]

Consider:
You could shoot the bug

It definitely works but at least the basic, hand operated pneumatic one has kind of pathetic effective range against the average housefly

[narrow sail]

Holy shit they're sold by Cabela's?

Damn. Man's gone up in the world since I last saw him.

[wise void]

there's a lot of other things in polish MREs but that's what they use in place of bread

[brittle citrus]

I have managed to find an alternative to the fly. It decided to move to my garage, I shall let the spiders deal with it.

[urban wharf]

Every country has their own mre
From what ive heard the french have the best

[wise void]

i've eaten two polish rations before (from military surplus), their main courses are actually quite tasty

[lunar wadi]

Korean one also slaps, iirc

Markiplier made a video on korean MRE

[narrow sail]

MANSCAPED WAS ON SHARK TANK.

HOLY SHIT-

[wise void]

they come with quicklime reheaters for the main dishes, too

here's a video on the polish SR-3 ration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAmNcSMIvOU

[brittle citrus]

Perfectly executed. I went back out to grab something and I found a web all tangled up. Victory is mine yet again. EAT SHIT, HOUSE FLY.

[strange cradle]

The spiders near me are quite ingenious, they've built multiple webs on the garbage bins outside
I suppose that WOULD work to get a meal

[brittle citrus]

I never kill spiders because they do the work for me. If I have a bug problem, I make it the spiders problem.

[lunar wadi]

@candid shuttle stop farting youre making co2 gas

[strange cradle]

Yeah and it's all fun and games if you do try and squish the spider
And it points a needle at you

[candid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-wink-sheep-gif-16555489819937474715

[drifting wren]

This goes hard ngl

[strange cradle]

I can only imagine that it has a stylus slot on the back (lost within 2 weeks of device usage)

[toxic pilot]

Oh no :(

[lunar wadi]

😂

[narrow sail]

Hey.

Guess what?

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/crow-time/testing-fall/viewer?title_no=693372&episode_no=217

Crow Time!

:D

[lunar wadi]

Mods ban this user for posting a link

[narrow sail]

Haha.

give me a moment.

Goobers!

[hazy perch]

I know that
I just thought that only we are stuck with galeti as a bread substitute

But I guess not

[loud mountain]

You know atlyss is actually kinda fun

[trail storm]

i got gifted that but haven't touched it yet

[loud mountain]

Holy smokes its a serval

[barren crow]

my bones hurt but i just finished making a cool airship

its... cool..!

[loud mountain]

Did you use your bones to make the airship

[barren crow]

if only

[hazy perch]

If only dev added more quests to main questline

[silent herald]

Not-so-hot day
Clouds hiding the sun
No possible rain at sight
Nice wind

Today is a nice day

[placid garden]

I LOVE CROWS

[lunar wadi]

That gif deserves an embed

Post it again

[placid garden]

I tried downloading it but it's just an mp4

https://64.media.tumblr.com/72e8b2af0643fd46f84cedf639573623/cf205138ca3931fc-07/s1280x1920/22f32f4b302cbc873ccf410689a415e13d660c11.gif

This'll do

[lunar wadi]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/72e8b2af0643fd46f84cedf639573623/cf205138ca3931fc-07/s1280x1920/22f32f4b302cbc873ccf410689a415e13d660c11.gif

[placid garden]

Woah

Thanks nerd

[lunar wadi]

Yw nerd

[placid garden]

I'll have you know I haven't had a hyperfixation loredump in a day, thank you very much

[lunar wadi]

Just talk to @drifting wren

She loves autistic infodumping

[placid garden]

I'll take my chances with the popcorn ceiling again

[loud mountain]

Is that death from let it die as your profile picture

[placid garden]

Yeah. Uncle Death

[loud mountain]

Nice

[placid garden]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-death-gung-ho-deathverse-skeleton-grim-gif-26707834

[loud mountain]

Did you see they're making another let it die game

[placid garden]

I must lack perms

[placid garden]

I did. And praise Gods it's not more time-wasting F2P slop

[granite furnace]

It’s Free 2 P||ay ||

[placid garden]

And you're free 2 get out

Only spooky puns allowed, for now

[strange cradle]

Indeed, you actually have to pay to be allowed the privilege of paying
It's a seamless system where it automatically drains your entire bank account if you have one tap payment enabled

[granite furnace]

Nah, imma get in
-# ||to the cookie jar||

[strange cradle]

Sealed inside
Forever

[granite furnace]

You also gotta pay to pay your taxes

and then there’s the payment tax on top

which you gotta pay to pay again

[fossil widget]

finished that thing

[narrow sail]

GOLD MOUSE ACQUIRED.

:D

[drifting wren]

I am not autistic though (can't prove it!) >:3

[narrow sail]

Just these four.

All I need. Then I have the golden critters.

Oh and this bastard too.

But at least I have all the underground gold critters.

[silent herald]

Found a alternate version of the meme... but its made by AI...
Why the fuck the medic is using the car to revive?

[rocky iron]

this is based off that image of the cop in midair, which is (iirc) also AI

[drifting wren]

Guh

[barren crow]

car battery

[drifting wren]

Throw it in the firepit

[silent herald]

Yup
But the cop one is funny at least

[remote lantern]

borgor

[safe meadow]

spoiled because secret

[frigid lintel]

car batery

big zap

i havent posted one of these in a while have i

[proper rampart]

kibties :>

[lunar wadi]

big gato

[granite furnace]

Car battery!

[silent herald]

BOIII

Whatever this is

[loud mountain]

Call of duty zombies

The end of the Easter egg for this map is a bunch of rockets being sent to earth and blowing it up

Since its call of duty zombies lore theres alot more to it but that's like really simplifying it

Really really simplifying it

[chilly sparrow]

bedrock moment

[barren crow]

damn that lightning destroyed all 3 of their enchantment tables and diamond chestplate and enchanted chainmail leggings and one of their 3 milk buckets..... rip

[chilly sparrow]

like lemony snicket would put it
"a series of unfortunate events"

[candid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-chefs-kiss-gustavo-gustavo-and-brick-brick-gif-6621978053677425112

[rocky iron]

huh

[versed vapor]

i did something really funny

i compressed a vsauce video to 9 mb from its original 100

but i cant send it

bowomp

[tawny arch]

Oh, the quality of this pristine visual delight!

[barren crow]

i set the time to MID DAY and the sun is NOT in the MIDDLE of the SKY... where am i supposed to get my immersion from now

[tawny arch]

It must be of the greatest lows

[tawny arch]

Irl?

[barren crow]

yes

[tawny arch]

Can you go back. I'm sleeping rn

[granite furnace]

Second time i’ve managed this
-# sorry for the choppy video, xbox sucks at clips

[barren crow]

cant it only goes forward

[trail storm]

powerful

[tawny arch]

You couldn't even afford a quality thingamabob?

A proper one would be able to go back

[barren crow]

i aint in the rich part

[granite furnace]

Banished to traitorland

[tawny arch]

Just go forward till it goes back

[trail storm]

i need to play the game more

[barren crow]

but ive never gone past one day before, the effects could be catastrophic

[tawny arch]

Wah wah, what's another cataclysm in our days?

[barren crow]

true...

[granite furnace]

Puppygirls, the best reinforcements

[trail storm]

pre-trained for taking battlefield commands

[trail storm]

creature

[barren crow]

wettest dog on earth

[desert salmon]

infrastructure!!!!

kinda

[trail storm]

i love minecraft mods that add machinery and pipes and stuff, i love making a maze in my base only i know how to navigate so nobody else can tinker with my designs

[desert salmon]

need more pipes..

[tawny arch]

Mario

[trail storm]

i love becoming a goblin only spotted as a glimpse seen behind the pipes and gears

[barren crow]

pipes to automate pipe construction

[desert salmon]

oh thank the gods it doesnt explode if it doesnt vent

[silent herald]

Never mind, got throat pain

[desert salmon]

doubled up

[dusky igloo]

you're telling me a fire read this leaf green

[desert salmon]

THRIVING

[limber latch]

Hello, my little cuties-patooties

and turron

[desert salmon]

hey just cause im 5 feet shorter than everyone else in the room doesnt make me little!!

[limber latch]

the book of height laws says it does

literally you hiding under a leaf

[silent herald]

Im testing if my PC can run games
With a test that matter

[dusky igloo]

no need man, some guy just made a benchmark website

just boot up internet explorer and you're solid

[zinc ocean]

Now that Tron Ares arrived and is doing... well, as well as any other Tron product

I find it really amazing how this IP has been trying to be relevant for almost half a century

I did enjoy Legacy a lot in the past but, looking at the entire franchise I wonder how something so mediocre and that never really did well is still alive

I guess is the mere concept, is too interesting to let it die, any other IP would be gone by now

[loud mountain]

Theres a really easy answer as to why no one wants to watch tron ares

Its Jared leto

Hey i mean at least we got a nine inch nails album out of it

A pretty damn good one aswell

[zinc ocean]

Not really a fan of them

At least we got memes out of the movie

I do like this one

https://tenor.com/view/tron-ares-2025-movie-film-tron-gif-16046179664364334844

Ah damn

[zinc ocean]

[eternal knoll]

@candid shuttle

[silent herald]

Man its has been like 7 years since last time i played on pc

I forgot the fuckin buttons

Ok, esc is menu
Ok

[cedar zephyr]

If you need a boost in FPS games, press ALT + F4

[eternal knoll]

ramen stays hot for too long

[dusky igloo]

Honestly

an appropriate amount of effort went into those

[terse sun]

Goodbye windows 10

[eternal knoll]

corn dog

[brittle citrus]

We love corndogs

[eternal knoll]

corn dogs good

[brittle citrus]

You nasty

[eternal knoll]

:c

[remote lantern]

10/10 would eat

[zinc ocean]

Just wanted to tell you all that Postal is the best video game adaptation ever made

[chilly sparrow]

so real
its the movie adaptation that actually stays true to the insanity of postal

[hazy perch]

Lammy
Hi

[brittle citrus]

WHAT

[brisk drift]

KOCCHI WO MIRO!

[hazy perch]

Nothing

[brittle citrus]

Awesome, have a good 24 hour cycle

[eternal knoll]

tummy upsetti

[chilly sparrow]

i hate morning nausea

[desert salmon]

i may not like their vibes for vanilla stuff but microblocks are neat

[pallid warren]

I feel wierd

[lunar wadi]

too much spaghetti

[lunar wadi]

banan

[strange cradle]

The Yiga clan wants to know your location

[proper rampart]

is that enough to kill you via radiation poisoning?

[brittle citrus]

That’s bananas

[native echo]

Bananer

[cedar zephyr]

A long edible fruit that is related to berries and has a connotation to primates 🍌

[charred pollen]

ah yes, it's the radiation poisoning that's gonna kill you

[narrow sail]

Gotta eat all of them in like... a minute or two?

[drifting wren]

You would have to eat so many bananas i think you'd die from just stuffing yourself

Also meowning

[remote lantern]

hello meowspy im now post commander in ED

[candid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rebelmediahu-fidesz-orban-fideszvodor-fideszvödör-gif-4073260108632434409

[rigid niche]

if i remember correctly there was mythological beast that basically its an headless goat. Its name was in chinese so i cant prounce or type it

By headless i mean it has no head but wings or something. Its keeper of nightmares or something

Wait... goats are no sheeps. I am stupid xD

[vagrant night]

"Xiezhi" apparently

Maybe

Wait nvm

[lunar wadi]

looks AI :C

[rigid niche]

I seen my chickens or ducks wear small cups as helmet before, trying to get it off xD

I mean feeding cup thingies that shaped like an bucket

[candid shuttle]

most likely is

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-cute-bovine-valais-blacknose-gif-4394816205327980721

[lunar wadi]

i think tenor is being flooded with AI gifs ;-;

[drifting wren]

Your rank-up reward

Patch of moss

[tender imp]

worth it?

[narrow sail]

I'm getting closer and closer to getting everything in Journey Mode.

One of the things I need is unfortunately a painting in the Underground.

[tender imp]

hi derp

[narrow sail]

I FOUND IT.

[tender imp]

nice

[narrow sail]

Two world paintings left.

Starry Night and Creation of the Guide.

Then... I need the fucking Traveling Merchant paintings.

[eternal knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-guh-lick-guh-cat-gif-26625532

[south flare]

Yes.

[granite furnace]

Bwaaa

[celest reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322078639237890049/1344369109835583620/ezgif-449ccb8f5c2c10.gif

[remote lantern]

cairn demo

basically mountain climbing but why do i hear snake eater

[narrow sail]

Brain is going brrrrr again.

Thinking of an idea for a Minecraft mod that adds various gems/gem-adjacent things you can use to infuse your weapons.

These infusions unlocking brand new enchantments.

[narrow sail]

After quite a bit of faffing about in-game and irl, I found Creation of the Guide.

I just need Starry Night.

[narrow sail]

So far, I have three ideas.

Primeval Amber, Volcanic Glass and Plasmatic Shards.

<@&296918282403840000>

Rest in peace.

[candid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shlummo-lizard-fetch-gif-5598705169931924783

[placid path]

Hello chat

[zinc ocean]

Dead Island 2 story is not as bad as people sold it to me

[placid path]

Do we have our emotions under control ?
If yes, allow me to change that

[silent herald]

Story? In a zombie game?

[zinc ocean]

I'm not exactly hooked and the characters relationships let a lot to desire but, in general the whole ambience and development of different characters is really cool

[zinc ocean]

Game being about going braindead while killing braindeads doesn't free it from having a narrative

And that, I heard people shit on the story of Dead Island 2 a lot and is actually decent enough

[placid path]

No, it doesn't, but one could easily argue that the narrative wasn't a key point during the development or of the appeal of the game

[zinc ocean]

Oh of course

[loud mountain]

Look im gonna be real

Why is it called dead island 2 if its in california

[silent herald]

Oh no, reallistic GhostFace

[zinc ocean]

Specially in this case, in the development hell they clearly weren't thinking about the story too much

[placid path]

No you aren't, you are a bot on my phone

[zinc ocean]

The other games weren't on islands?

I just the saga thing

[silent herald]

Maybe the islands are our hearts

(I dunno, never played this)

Honestly, when its about zombies, peoples buy/play the game thinking about gameplay, not story ke

[placid path]

That's not really accurate

The last of us had a great appeal for the zombie-like enemies and still the story is the main selling point

[silent herald]

Sometimes i forget Last of Us is about zombies

I think they fight more peoples than zombies lol

[zinc ocean]

I mean in general you buy a game to play it narrative isn't a main appeal until it is

[placid path]

Visual novels would like to have a word with you

[silent herald]

But Last of Us have interesing concept of zombie
Buffed version of that mushroom that control insects

[placid path]

Point & clicks too

[zinc ocean]

That's what I was saying "narrative isn't a main appeal until it is"

[hazy perch]

Time to play french jrpg

[placid path]

Expédition 33 ?

[zinc ocean]

There is entire genres dedicated only to their narrative or games that put weight on it and put it as a selling point

[hazy perch]

child of light

[placid path]

Oh sorry, I didn't understand that way, but the opposite, like you play for gameplay until the story clicks

[zinc ocean]

I see

[placid path]

But then again, story-heavy rpgs flirts with that limit all the time

[silent herald]

Oh, i remember this game

[zinc ocean]

Anyway I was just saying not that Dead Island needed to have a good story is that the game itself has a rather decent story considering the standards

And back in the day I heard people just calling it trash

[placid path]

Or, to take a more recent and concrete example, Hades franchise.
It's a roguelike and its appeal should be the gameplay, but the story and characterisation can make you stay even if you're bad

[silent herald]

Child of light have 11 years of launch already?
Damn, i remember it like it was released 3 or 4 years ago or somethinf

[silent herald]

Actually i think peoples is more interesed on characters visuals cus... uh... you get it

[zinc ocean]

Oh indeed they are

[south flare]

Why. Doesn't the pie slice. Go to the middle of the pie.
This makes me significantly angrier than the part where they combined the charts.

[placid path]

I mean, it's an appeal, but if you're playing Hades because you're a gooner and nothing else, that's a waste

But yeah, the characters are hot, that was in the development requirements

[silent herald]

Im just saying what i saw peoples talking about the game
I dont know a thing about the gameplay itself

I just know its a roguelike with greece gods

[zinc ocean]

Mind you but the people that play for that type of appeal are already doing a waste in any scenario

They won't mind

[remote lantern]

the gore system was fucking cool

[placid path]

Well, there's also the fact that outside the community, it's far less easy to speak about the gameplay, builds, or unlocks, rather than the looks

[silent herald]

The algorithm keep throwing post about hades to me like im some fan or something
Meme i dont understand

Idk what this power or this enemy do, thank you

[zinc ocean]

Gore doesn't usually bother me but it genuinely managed to make me uncomfortable.

[silent herald]

Stop showing me this

[zinc ocean]

Is so detailed

Specially when the enemies burn alive

[remote lantern]

when you punch a zombie to much they become bones

and here i thought l4d2 had the best gore system

[zinc ocean]

The first thing I did when I started playing was lefting a mailman in bones

[remote lantern]

me was doing a fists only run

[pearl glen]

Windows 10 no more updates.

[granite furnace]

Back to Windows 98

[granite furnace]

@desert salmon check out this bubg
https://fxtwitter.com/digivolvar/status/1978035807010070904

𖤐 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝕰𝖛𝖎𝖑 𖤐 (@Digivolvar)

fluffy scolipede

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[candid shuttle]

win 10 no more supported?

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[limber latch]

windows 7 enjoyer spotted

[spare oasis]

supported for another year in the EU apparently

[candid shuttle]

oh.

[brittle citrus]

Poke the goat

[flat crypt]

i did some light balatro modding

[sly citrus]

holy poop another balatro modder like me

[desert salmon]

True!!

[candid sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055889958977679500/1278509862397022480/Snapsave.app_-iDqdS2war6cK3GVJIoFGAIybA6nuv_dPhv2.mp4?ex=68ef91d8&is=68ee4058&hm=fafd5c7bdddb411e3232fec232dcacc8022262ff7ac104cccf8cdf7e4fb7b555&

Birb talk intensified

[glad brook]

'yeahh ill get this for myself as a christmas gift in december' he said yesterday

lasted whole 24 hours

i wonder if the difference in quality will be noticeable when compared to my old ass gaming headset

[granite furnace]

Scolipede sized plushie :3

[desert salmon]

still really happy with this room

[silent herald]

Where's fluffy mega scolipede?

[hoary panther]

today’s art

[granite furnace]

Right behind you

[desert salmon]

thats just koraidon

[placid path]

That's indeed just Koraidon, with more eyes

Also, having speed boost on the mega feels like a waste, since it's a DW talent

[desert salmon]

damn they gave mega scolipede the fashion designer outfit

[desert salmon]

Oh!!!! good!!!!

Good change, taking 1/4 damage from most sources is way too lenient if you ask me

for quest master by the way

[lunar wadi]

iirc you will also need a DAC for the big differences

but beyer is a really good brand

[glad brook]

already have one

[lunar wadi]

okay yea then you should be in for a treat :3

[glad brook]

bought one like 6 years ago, some old ass creative

gonna check things out

worst case ill get a better one

[silent herald]

I already knew how Mega Starmie would be...but their fuckin animatiom killed me lmao
Reminds me of this fella

[desert salmon]

IT BEGINS

[celest reef]

Damn I haven't seen those items in millennia

[narrow sail]

OH NO.

OH NO.

[hushed crystal]

I should play gtnh some day

I feel like im missing out on an essential part of cultural history

[rocky iron]

gran turismo new horizons

[rocky iron]

steam nextfest is riddled with genAI dogshit :/

[storm bison]

blegh

[placid garden]

Holy shit it actually is

What

[narrow sail]

Warning: Loud as fuck

[desert salmon]

remade my entryway

[narrow sail]

Holy shit.

[desert salmon]

doesn't even have usb c smh

[narrow sail]

Biblically Accurate Cable Adapter

[narrow sail]

ARE THEY SERIOUSLY TRYING AT EVERYONE'S NOW?

[desert salmon]

banish this thing to the depths below

[placid garden]

Can it bring my wife back

[exotic depot]

bro think he playing dredge

[narrow sail]

checks image
Eh, at least it doesn't look like the pictures were taken on a fucking phone.

[placid garden]

Tell me that isn't a spoiler

Please boss

[narrow sail]

Still a bunch of hogwash, so... <@&296918282403840000>

Yes, I have been looking at the images, or at least the first images of the bots.

[wide sluice]

Sorry chat ay work

[narrow sail]

This one actually looks like a screenshot instead of a phone photo.

[narrow sail]

All good, brother.

[rocky iron]

funny how this is made by the same person who made "15 competing standards"

[glad brook]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uS90jakOuw

an incredible piece of hardware

[dusky igloo]

The new tiktok trend of

squints at paper

ai videos of animals getting hurt

[urban sorrel]

Hello ppl

Anyone knows where can I download more ram

[celest reef]

Downloadmoreram dot com is a great place to go to download more ram

[urban wharf]

i already downloaded all the ram on the planet

[celest reef]

(Don't actually i think someone made it a malware site at some point)

[celest reef]

How are the protogen supposed to eat now!?

[urban wharf]

i will sell it to them
at highly increased prices

there apears to be life
in battlebit...

[fading jolt]

What are those pyramid looking triangles in Egypt called again

[loud mountain]

Uhhhh

Sqaures

I think

[olive heron]

Typical :sleep_deprived:

[pseudo summit]

More tea, Vicar? One lump or two? GET OFF AND MILK IT.

[olive heron]

Wha

[lunar wadi]

me coming off the plane

[pearl glen]

Literally a wall breaker from clash of clans

[toxic pilot]

good night my friends have a cozy night

[silent herald]

Where the bomb?

[pearl glen]

Already used on the wall

[silent herald]

Where the bones?

[pearl glen]

Eaten

[toxic pilot]

good night my friends have a cozy night

[drifting wren]

🙀

[narrow sail]

Lord help me, please.

[candid sedge]

these undead wizards and crap about to have a bad time

[olive heron]

A bad time? What are you, a skeleton?

[candid sedge]

samurai

just held up samurai sword and let out its spirit nuking them

[candid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/kong-kong-movie-king-kong-samuel-l-jackson-dead-gif-5718000

chapter 3 summoner with right build just deletes

uninstalls enemies from map

[zinc ocean]

I was trying to actively try various games this months but

I got completely hooked on Dead Island 2

[rotund path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYLm5w5o10Q

meanwhile, Battleship cat.

[celest reef]

ship cat

[opaque drum]

Reminds me of the old dos game Quarantine

[shell dawn]

hi chat

[remote lantern]

damn they updated yt ui

[candid shuttle]

ayeh

[remote lantern]

maybe

[dusky igloo]

Mushrooms are so cool they should make a mushroom warfrme

[olive heron]

Mushroom, huh?

[exotic depot]

my teammate is just playing bass mid cs match

[urban wharf]

So hes bassically useless?

[native echo]

Being a medic is so swingy, some games you leave with 35 revives, others people quit out while you are a meter beside them

[placid path]

Well, it's not a maybe anymore, Skedetcher, creator of the "man" meme, passed away about a year ago :(

[proper rampart]

good choice of a desktop background :>

[fading jolt]

i have one of those

[desert salmon]

ooh i can dox myself

[restive pier]

Pog

[toxic pilot]

Rushing through a hoard right after a stim! Hey that bump looks like a heretic!

[toxic pilot]

Ship cats are such a wonderful things

[remote lantern]

mmm money

[hazy perch]

Lammy
Hi

[brittle citrus]

Lohdsov-WHAT WIWESTOR

[hazy perch]

Wheat lammy

[brittle citrus]

Anyways, loadsofmoneh

[hazy perch]

Dont type with your mouth full

[vagrant night]

Should I have a normal pizza (rising crust sausage and pepperoni)
Or should I have something else (bacon cheeseburger pizza)

[brittle citrus]

I recommend pineapple pizza with ham and hot sauce.

[brittle citrus]

Don’t type with lasagna on your pfp

[vagrant night]

Yknow a pineapple pizza does sound good

If I ever have money again, might just get one from Pizza Hut

[brittle citrus]

Could always make one

[vagrant night]

Don't have pineapple, ham, or pizza

Just the frozen ones

[brittle citrus]

Here’s what I would do:

Grab a slice of bread
Put tomato sauce or ketchup on
Shred cheese
Dice an apple onto the thing
Grab lunch meat and rip some on
Put in oven or toaster oven or air fryer at 300° F/ 148° C for 5 minutes.

Pineapple ham pizza on a budget.

[vagrant night]

Oh sweet never mind

I was given the wrong pizzas

Ordered the cheeseburger one, got two sausage and mushroom instead

Guess it's rising crust tonight instead

[brittle citrus]

Well, that solves everything

[dreamy zenith]

bwa

[vagrant night]

Bruh

[brittle citrus]

An uncooked broken pizza. That is not what you ordered.

[vagrant night]

Man.

[dreamy zenith]

relatable

also ouch

[grizzled plinth]

what are those silver things on banana?

[grizzled plinth]

which game?

[remote lantern]

elite dangerous

[brittle citrus]

Fish skin

[grizzled plinth]

so whats this dish called?

[grizzled plinth]

oh

[brittle citrus]

It’s basically ham and bananas hollandaise without the ham and hollandaise sauce.

[grizzled plinth]

nice

@brittle citrus i saw ur professional gaming tips... thank you for it 👍

[brittle citrus]

You were warned I have no skill or luck

[grizzled plinth]

same

[vagrant night]

I'm buying a cooked pizza tomorrow
I don't care that I don't have the money, I'm just sad

[brittle citrus]

It’s ok skunk. When life gives you lemons, remember that they’re not naturally occurring and are a hybridization of a bitter orange and a citron. Life didn’t give us lemons, some bastard in an open field lab infected our lives with the lemons and we should fight back against the lemon menace.

[vagrant night]

"I don't want your damn lemons!"
Demand to see life's manager

[brittle citrus]

The Hell am I supposed to do with these? EAT THEM? No! To Hell with lemons!

[placid path]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-lemon-warhammer-dance-space-marine-gif-17034372978832902209

Life didn't give us lemons
WE CREATED LEMONS

[brittle citrus]

My brain is seeing Johnny Bravo doing his monkey dance instead of the God Emperor.

Oh wait, that’s a gif.

[placid path]

Speaking of, I adore the fact that english has the word "citron", coming from the french word citron, yet the english found a way to make "citron" not designate a citron and said fuck it, we gotta name that a "lemon"

[brittle citrus]

Lemons aren’t citrons though. They’re a hybrid between a citron and a bitter orange.

[placid path]

That's the issue ! The english word "citron" has been stolen from the french word citron, which, in french, designate a lemon

[sudden warren]

Citrons a real word?

[placid path]

IF YOU STEAL A WORD WHY'D YOU NEED TO INVENT ANOTHER ONE TO REPLACE IT AND THEN MISLABEL SOME OTHER FRUIT RAAAAAAH

[placid path]

Yes

[sudden warren]

I've literally only heard it in plants vs zombies

[placid path]

Thing is, citron is a word but is only relevant in botanic

[hazy perch]

Academic crashout

[placid path]

Little to noone will actually interact with a citron in their life

[brittle citrus]

Look, the “word” lemon is the least of your concerns right about now when we have eggplants and mountain chickens in the world.

[sudden warren]

Isn't it just an orange in English and a lemon in french

I've held both

Multiple at the same time even

[placid path]

No

Citron is a cédrat in french

and an orange in english is... une orange en français

And that's different

[brittle citrus]

Gunter, you are about to open a whole new can of worms soon. I’ve known Drako for a lot of years, he will go full geek squad mode in another minute.

[placid path]

I hate you because it's true

[brittle citrus]

But I baked you cookies :[

[placid path]

You'll fire me to prevent me to access those cookies

[sudden warren]

Meow :3c

[brittle citrus]

fart

[brittle citrus]

I never fired you