#non-drg-chat

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brittle citrus
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Go away Columbo

narrow sail
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I have a question.

How does one truly defeat Bugs Bunny?

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The answer my friends, is to beat him at his own game.

remote lantern
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konami woudnt dare to make the game scarier

narrow sail
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He throws a pie at your face? Open your mouth real wide and swallow the whole thing.

He tries shaking your hand with an electro-buzzer? Shake his back with one of your own.

If you truly want to beat him, you must make him look like just as much of an ass as he does you.

boreal marlin
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mfw people have beef with cartoon rabbit and want to beat him

boreal marlin
limber latch
uncut remnant
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lets get wasted off the hello kitty whiskey at sun set šŸ˜”

lunar wadi
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would

rocky iron
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she just collabed on a rly good song a month or two ago

remote lantern
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i wish i could sleep all day

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hello badatnames

boreal marlin
rocky iron
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hi

uncut remnant
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feels like lore accurate ABF. squishy scientists with advanced tech using guerrilla tactics to get ahead

boreal marlin
uncut remnant
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im not a fan of deatomizer on principle. i feel like its a bit too over tuned. plus i used it and other ranged weapons last playthrough. so im making an effort to try a new playstyle this run

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its a night only world. so it forces me to carry a flashlight and an extra set of NVG's for example

boreal marlin
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fair, I used all kinds of spears and mugnades then katana and deatomizer

brittle citrus
uncut remnant
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setting up proper lighting is also a consideration with base building

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its an interesting new dynamic

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gotta plan expeditions around my batteries and ability to recharge them

narrow sail
brittle citrus
narrow sail
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give me a moment

brittle citrus
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Don’t you dare move a muscle

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Derp, put down the fork and back away slowly

narrow sail
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I ain't making it, but I am making a Papa Louie order ticket based on it.

brittle citrus
narrow sail
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Kiwi would probably be the correct shade of green, yes?

brittle citrus
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I don’t know what a kiwi is

narrow sail
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I-

boreal marlin
narrow sail
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šŸ„

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These things?

boreal marlin
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ain't kiwis are birds?

brittle citrus
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No

uncut remnant
narrow sail
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They're the name of a bird that is probably named after the similar looking fruit.

brittle citrus
narrow sail
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Oh hey, the Control Center.

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Very nice.

brittle citrus
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That’s a lotta stuff

narrow sail
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I prefer the Security Checkpoint over in the Office Sector.

uncut remnant
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security checkpoint doesnt have auto turrets

narrow sail
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I know.

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But it's home.

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My friends and I based there for our playthroughs, both early-access and 1.0

brittle citrus
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Home is where the crafting station is

narrow sail
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It's home.

uncut remnant
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we based there up until crush depth first dropped. moved out because we out grew it and never looked back

narrow sail
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Fair.

uncut remnant
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i make a point to choose a new spot for every base i make. no repeats

boreal marlin
narrow sail
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I like that this game lets you just... base wherever the fuck you want.

brittle citrus
narrow sail
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There's even some out-of-the-way base locations.

boreal marlin
uncut remnant
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i have narcoleptic. 90% of the time i just plop down a cot and sleep where i am

narrow sail
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Like an island in the middle of bumfuck nowhere floating above the void over in Far Garden.

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Or was it Space Queen?

uncut remnant
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you can do both

narrow sail
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Either way, there's a plug.

brittle citrus
uncut remnant
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you need lasers for the far garden one though

rocky iron
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good shmorning

boreal marlin
narrow sail
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If you really want, you can even decide to camp out in the fuckin' Poop Dimension.

brittle citrus
narrow sail
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Yes, the Poop Dimension is a real thing in Abiotic Factor.

boreal marlin
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the Shitty place

narrow sail
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It's called Some Distant Shore.

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And it has a literal ocean of crap.

brittle citrus
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That sounds like some Rick and Morty type of shit there

boreal marlin
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portal toilet can send you there

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wonder why build that in the first place

narrow sail
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FUN FACT: You can fish up the crap there to make fertilizer.

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Which can then be turned into coffee mug bombs.

brittle citrus
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I’m gonna reinstall the game and brainwash myself to play it

narrow sail
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Pipe bombs? No. Mugnades.

brittle citrus
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I need poop portals in my life

uncut remnant
brittle citrus
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That’s not what I meant, EchoFiveActual

uncut remnant
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its literally just a low % chance to happen when using it lmao

boreal marlin
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chug a coffee, unplug toilet and spam button, easy way in

narrow sail
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Yes, the spam method still works in 1.0

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I used it myself.

boreal marlin
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I did that for an achievement only, never wanna go there again

brittle citrus
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I have finished eating my onion and will now to stuff.

narrow sail
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Funny order ticket for "Pickle" Cheesecake made.

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The Pickles in this case being Kiwi.

brittle citrus
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You crazy ass lol

narrow sail
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the autism compels me

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I'm pretty sure it'd look similar to your pickle cheesecake in-game.

brittle citrus
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Have an appetizer afterwards.

narrow sail
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Can't... quite make that. No doritos in-game.

boreal marlin
narrow sail
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But I will certainly try.

brittle citrus
narrow sail
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I can't believe that I have to do Pizza Forensics.

brittle citrus
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Derp, calm down, you don’t have to play Papa Louie.

narrow sail
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A fucking Picrew.

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Yeah someone went out of their way to make picrews for order tickets in each game.

brittle citrus
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Weirdo, anyways, put the app down and back away slowly.

narrow sail
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Which is based if you ask me.

brittle citrus
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ą² _ą² 

boreal marlin
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wonder if app can make boiled dumplings in watermelon shell

narrow sail
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Oh my god there's Cheese Puffs as a topping.

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Thank you New Years for being such a goofass holiday in-universe.

boreal marlin
remote lantern
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real

narrow sail
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I can not make that. There's no game with dumplings sadly.

silent herald
remote lantern
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hol up

boreal marlin
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slavery is back?

narrow sail
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Created.

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@brittle citrus

More.

granite furnace
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Make a Lets game it out pizza

limber latch
brittle citrus
lavish cape
hazy perch
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Fuck you rat pimp (dont look outside minor spoiler)

placid path
# boreal marlin

What the hell is that ? A carved watermelons skewered to be roasted over fire, but what's inside ?

placid path
boreal marlin
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DIY crock pot to boil them

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sometimes cursed food need to be cooked in cursed way

silent herald
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Monsters in Scarlet Forest: "Damn, i hate Lagiacrus"

meanwhile Oilwell Basin:

brittle citrus
hazy perch
rocky iron
fervent snow
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Why the mods of this server are so sensitive

brittle citrus
uncut remnant
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Fear is the only thing keeping us in check

eternal knoll
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I cast GUN

tender imp
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jello you lot

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i have been reading and rereading my graphic novels

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i love em :)

primal frigate
tender imp
celest reef
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fish appearence

tender imp
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hello borin

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do you have any kobolds or dergs?

tender imp
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a lizard

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wait i got something perfect

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rainwings :)

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they eat fruit

desert salmon
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Sharing a tram with literally the head witch from Hocus pocus

tender imp
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high raine

desert salmon
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Might be a different but similar witch but it's a pretty good cosplay

tender imp
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hi

desert salmon
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no im sober actually I'm just like that

tender imp
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accidental

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want to know lore about rainwings

desert salmon
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Sure

tender imp
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well

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they live in the jungle

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they're the most peaceful tribe on pyrrhia

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they are vegetarian and have scales that can change colour

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they also change colour during extreme emotional outbursts

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happiness is pink

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fear is green

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etc

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they can also turn invisible and can spit acid

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they never use their acid though

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and they have sun time

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which is when the sun is at the highest point

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they'll lay down and sleep

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their names are something like mangrove, kinkajou or glory

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i like all three of those characters

primal frigate
tender imp
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hello neperite

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how you doing

primal frigate
tender imp
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fish

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you're a seawing then

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want to know seawing lore?

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also how's the flatfuck

vernal raptor
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Oh no, it is the dive rocket launcher! Take action regarding that individual. Relax, I'll handle it. I am the angry pumpkin! The architect and the builder, they arrive calmly from their escalator with the sense of purpose. They are playing at their residence. The head is soaring!

primal frigate
tender imp
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alright

vernal raptor
tender imp
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"what in the sun?"

proper rampart
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"the architect and the builder" has deeply engrained itself in my mind

tender imp
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hello blossom

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you'd probably be a silkwing

desert salmon
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Made it to fanX ::3

tender imp
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cool

tender imp
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hello grim one

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do you know warhammer 40k, d&d or wings of fire?

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why are you called monday

boreal marlin
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huh?

tender imp
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montage nicht war?

boreal marlin
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Not interested, sry

limber latch
jagged mountain
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How do I become a bird on someone's arm

silent herald
loud mountain
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I love this genre of video

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"Short analysis thats not short at all"

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I remember seeing a quick analysis video on skyrim that was like 7 hours

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And it was the first of a couple parts

haughty venture
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Hbomb and his consequences have been a disaster for YouTube šŸ˜”

loud mountain
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All im saying is if your gonna call something a "short analysis" have it be like at the very least some spot around the 2 hour mark

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Or below

desert salmon
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Short analysis 3x the length of a feature film

haughty venture
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Open analysis
Look inside
Rambling description with no original thought

wise void
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||am currently eating fibsh||

primal frigate
primal frigate
wise void
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||(herring fillets in oil)||

barren crow
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you ever wake up one day and one of your wrists becomes stiff and hurts sooo much whenever you try to move it for 3 days? its pretty cool

wise void
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uh
no

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did you get carpal tunnel or something

barren crow
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🤷

proper rampart
opaque drum
wise void
vital lagoon
wise void
celest reef
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Chat has been shaw'd

native echo
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when is chat gonna be fren'd?

candid sedge
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I is broken

silent herald
versed vale
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Modeldiver

fallen quiver
dire pebble
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btw

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if you were curious

desert salmon
lilac kiln
brittle cargo
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I know i askee this yesterday but i need to ask this again, would yall rather have 1, a orange cat with the personality and voice lines from ALL the games of the postal dude (he wont kill people but will act like him, and if you talk to him enough he will talk without the voice lines, the voice lines can be anything from those games, sound efects, voices, explosions everything) or 2, a fully domesticate and trained jaguar?

Edit to make it fair: you cant sell the pets, you will have to keep it, and the jaguar is 100% loyal, it behaves like a cat and wont kill anyone unless you tell it too, and its bills will be payed by the goverment

dire pebble
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do you want a little shit or literally a jaguar with no downsides

lunar wadi
native echo
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Fert

wise void
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a whole domesticated, trained jaguar
even better than a good guard dog and could literally protect you from alligators

south flare
# vernal raptor

Is it bad that I instinctively tapped my screen when the sun dropped

celest reef
silent herald
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open door

Batman uses a animal-themed suit, that means he is furry

close door

granite furnace
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takes a bite out of the door

candid sedge
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basically all Estelle enjoyers after that scene

vital plaza
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God i love hades. I get money to buy the second one in a couple days

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So stoked

dire pebble
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i presume the mods handled that

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thank y'all

drifting wren
narrow sail
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Today on Derp has a headass idea.

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Trying to split up all TF2 weapons into weight classes and then dividing them amongst the mercs.

dusky igloo
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Sun on a stick literally top tier

dire pebble
drifting wren
dire pebble
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the joke is that mario is acting in such a silly way that it is like a skate 4 clip

desert salmon
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Creature obtained

safe meadow
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or when you attempt to walk down some stairs and your ankles are like "hahahaha no, you crawl now"

toxic pilot
desert salmon
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Only the most human of humans would buy a zorua plushie ONE TIME and immediately get the want to be a zorua virus

candid ember
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which one better

loud mountain
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The first one was pretty cool

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That reminds me I gotta download the new skate game

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I also really like all of the crazy movement ive been seeing

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Like if ea or whoever polished up all of the cool movement glitches it could genuinely be a great basis for a platformer game

silent herald
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I want to go back to past and tell to the young me the fact Pokemon will do a lucha libre

loud mountain
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Oh hey that reminds me

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Pokemon fun fact

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Pikachu is a mishima

haughty venture
loud mountain
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As in tekken mishima

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Do whatever you want with that information

barren crow
dire pebble
# candid ember

i like the second one better because it's clear that the line continues

candid ember
dusky igloo
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I gotta be real chat

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is there a meat that doesnt go well in a red sauce with pasta

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sausages, pork, beef, chicken, fishes, shrimp, lobster, crab, lamb, venison

loud mountain
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Expired meat

dusky igloo
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fair

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btu still in typical cases "idk just make a sauce and some pasta" is a dinner magic bullet

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or rice

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red sauce and processed grain product

tribal crater
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clams and mussels for one, i dont know of any recipes that use red sauce so i cant say

dusky igloo
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clams and mussels are literally some of the most iconic red sauce seafood

tribal crater
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i only know of them in white sauce

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either way, organs could be a problem

loud mountain
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How do people still fall for that stuff

limber latch
reef relic
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hell yeah

remote lantern
queen meadow
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left left left uhhh left

strange cradle
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Left, huh?

manic halo
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111,uuuuh 1!

brittle citrus
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That’s right

remote lantern
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the superman film be like

restive pier
restive pier
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Thaaaaaaank

upper cradle
remote lantern
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hello john dragonborn dlc

dire pebble
granite furnace
dire pebble
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woah

granite furnace
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bnouy

brittle citrus
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PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT

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<@&296918282403840000>

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Thank you mods

hazy perch
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@Lamberator

boreal marlin
hazy perch
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Nothing

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Lamb says that because he is a weirdo

brittle citrus
brittle citrus
urban wharf
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Buh

hazy perch
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He hates lasagna

brittle citrus
lunar wadi
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I didnt like lasagna until i made my own

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It always was this wet soggy mess

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But now i like it if i make it. Just gotta boil off the liquid a little longer and thicken the sauce

boreal marlin
brittle citrus
rotund path
boreal marlin
brittle citrus
boreal marlin
deep drift
wise void
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according to the second article and its sources used to be a thing in england, but these days is mostly a polish thing it seems

brittle citrus
barren crow
boreal marlin
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Don't worry I didn't clicked the link yet

brittle citrus
# barren crow

I will shit in your litter box and I will not bury it.

barren crow
narrow sail
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Now I'm wondering about something.

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Abiotic Factor has a bunch of crops.

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A bunch of them have obvious irl equivalents.

Anteverse Wheat is wheat.
Space Lettuce is lettuce.
Xanterium Rice is rice.

Question, what the hell are the Greyebs meant to be?

boreal marlin
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greyebs obviously

narrow sail
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Look at this!

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The fuck is you?

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What is your equivalent?

brittle citrus
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Blackberry

narrow sail
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We put it in salad wraps, meat pies, fried rice, gazpacho, we even stuff a leg of meat with it.

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What are you?

barren crow
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doll's eyes

narrow sail
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Doll's Eyes???

boreal marlin
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I played the game and space cabbage just called that it's not an actual cabbage
like egg plant not an eggplant

narrow sail
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Space Lettuce.

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Oh damnit it my search engine is on the fritz.

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Here's what muddles things more.

People can't agree on whether it's sweet or savoury.

brittle citrus
brittle citrus
boreal marlin
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no

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let me ask kronk on this one

narrow sail
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We actually use it as a stand-in for eggs.

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The Eggs from the Egg Plant in Abiotic are needed for all manner of baked goods and is also used to make ice cream.

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This is why I'm wondering what the hell the Greyeb's terrestrial equivalent is.

narrow sail
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Because all the extra-terrestrial foods have some kind of earth equavalent.

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Like I said, Anteverse Wheat is wheat, Space Lettuce is lettuce, Xanterium Rice is rice, Carbuncle Mushrooms are mushrooms, even the Murkweed found in the Hydroplant Reservoir can be used as seaweed for the purposes of making sushi.

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Hell, Glow Tulips at least have an excuse because of their uses in Core Keepr.

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But what on earth is the Greyeb meant to be?

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You understand my confusion now?

boreal marlin
narrow sail
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There's the problem.

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You use terrestrial tomatoes.

boreal marlin
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and?

narrow sail
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Wait-

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No you don't???

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Queenfish, Pumpkin and Greyeb.

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Huh.

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We also use it to make chowder.

boreal marlin
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or your whole statement is false
and not all outworld food have earth equivalent

narrow sail
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And salad wraps.

The purple tomato is a modified one.

hazy perch
narrow sail
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And it works well enough as actual honey.

boreal marlin
narrow sail
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Ah.

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I'm just...

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confused.

boreal marlin
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greyeb comes from same dimension as Leyak, and that place is weird, gotta be much weirder than others

brittle citrus
tender imp
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greetings pre-servitors

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how have you been doing

tender imp
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hello beatrice and gullei

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and derp

urban sorrel
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Heyo

narrow sail
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Welp. I've put a post up on the Abiotic Factor discussion page.

tender imp
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hey beatrice

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do you know wings of fire

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or jojo?

brittle citrus
tender imp
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hello lammy

placid path
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d100 system, 1 is best, roll 2, action doesn't do anything. Roll 5, same. Then roll 10d100, best roll is 77

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I want to end myself

tender imp
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jello drakoniid

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<@&296918282403840000> send this man to the sky kingdom pre scarlet

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i meant pre ruby

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thank you

magic junco
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I just lost 9000 geo in hollow knight to a glitch. I hate my life

brittle citrus
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That’s what you get for yesterday wheeze

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Excuse me, the other day wheeze

tender imp
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jello racoon and and lammy

brittle citrus
# magic junco ?

I saw your camera react to something I said the other day, so I cursed you with a random day of bad luck.

boreal marlin
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Cursed food you post isn't enough?

magic junco
brittle citrus
brittle citrus
boreal marlin
brittle citrus
granite furnace
tender imp
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hello regi

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and montag

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and sherlock

boreal marlin
rigid niche
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No matter how i hard try i cant eat spicy pepper. First layer of taste is pepper itself which tasty, second layer is spicy which its ok and bearable and afterwards i taste an third layer which my mouth feels like burned as if i ate too much hot food then regret eating it

desert salmon
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why'd this thing have to give me intense gender envy

tender imp
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hello raine

brittle citrus
eternal knoll
tender imp
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hello tater

brittle citrus
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Goddamn gnomes

rigid niche
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You saw gnobody

rigid niche
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Gnothing

desert salmon
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gods I just remembered you've been gnomed

rigid niche
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They live gnomadic (nomadic) xD

tender imp
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dreams are interesting no?

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i had a weird one today

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may i?

wise void
tender imp
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hello urania

rigid niche
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I am busy suffering in toilet from spicy food i ate. I may not able to keep up with reading :x

tender imp
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how's the treatment going

rigid niche
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I miss old memes. shows an image and says an text :x

boreal marlin
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How many gnomes I can get? I need materials

tender imp
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i want it

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want to hear my dream i had today sherlock

rigid niche
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I am not an lore expert. Its an warship with legs to walk on foot. Apparently some have jetpacks to jump too

rigid niche
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Its 5pm aleady i have one hour left, i gotta finish my business with toilet and finish my todays task. Do ping me and i will read it later

tender imp
thick parrot
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This guy must be really enjoying himself

upper cradle
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Blessing this chat with sacred boar in the center of the world

loud mountain
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Thank you sacred boar at the center of the world

unkempt needle
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What are they doing at the center of the world

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Who put them there

upper cradle
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The boar always was in the center of the world

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the world formed around it

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the power of sacred boar is where all life comes from

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If theres no boar

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theres no life

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boar is love

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boar is life

boreal marlin
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mmm roasted boar

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north pole and south are one big skewer and in the center of planet boar is spinning slowly cooking on fire

limber latch
fervent cloud
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hoverclock allows scout to be in air forever

loud mountain
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What like scout from team fortress 2?

limber latch
raw cliff
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Guys I’m scared

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I forgot I had an entire library of me and the bois shitposting at a Halloween store

fervent cloud
limber latch
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What are you talking about

fervent cloud
limber latch
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wha

fervent cloud
rocky iron
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Hey Guys

limber latch
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Scout TF2?

boreal marlin
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does scout sell cookies?

fervent cloud
limber latch
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What

rocky iron
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what's drg

limber latch
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What's drg

limber latch
upper cradle
# fervent cloud drg

Its non-drg chat, you are not allowed to talk about drg here or you will get obliterated

olive heron
desert salmon
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oh shit we talking about dragons?

olive heron
granite furnace
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Rawr

ruby zealot
limber latch
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non-derg-chat

barren crow
granite furnace
desert salmon
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awawa

restive pier
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Dergn

restive pier
barren crow
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how much air drag on average does a dragon have

granite furnace
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at least 1

restive pier
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Magic I assume

rocky iron
limber latch
# rocky iron

I've failed yesterday's wordle because the word was a pile of shit

rocky iron
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1561?

limber latch
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1561 is today

ornate ember
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||šŸ‘šŸ’Ø||

rocky iron
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1560 sucked too yea

brittle citrus
# boreal marlin Don't worry I didn't clicked the link yet

It is now later. I yell ā€œPEANUT BUTTER SWEATā€ because back in the days of Machinima Respawn Inbox with Mr. Sark and APLFisher. Sark was sick one day and two guys ā€œBoruffā€ and ā€œRickā€ were his stand ins. On a rapid fire question they had ā€œWould you rather have dust pan hands or sweat peanut butter for the rest of your lives?ā€ One of them yelled PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT. You is welcome.

boreal marlin
hazy perch
brittle citrus
restive pier
brittle citrus
hazy perch
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The lammy iceberg

fossil widget
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doing something military

barren crow
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put a thermite cannon on it
and make all of the armor titanium
and make it fly

hazy perch
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Slap an anime waifu on it and give it wings

brittle citrus
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Put a RussianBadger pfp on it

flat crypt
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4 miniguns

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(its absolute dogshit)

celest reef
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the amount of bullets tho

candid sedge
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i never finished that game wtf i don't even know why I stopped playing anymore

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maybe legend of heroes game came out and got side-tracked as usual

urban sorrel
# rocky iron

Hey look thats me carrying my entire sector on work

candid sedge
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yea....

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You can see they took LoH out of the remake's name as it would be a mouthfull

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and also why i don't bother with all the dlc junk

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the cost.....

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just from that one game i go tinstalled -_-

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Daybreak 2's DLC:

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few others over 100 USD out of that list lol

desert salmon
#

went to a convention, is this normal

upper cradle
#

but without legs

celest reef
hazy perch
restive pier
hazy perch
restive pier
#

Are those like
All different games ?

limber latch
#

Just like Pokemon

restive pier
#

:V

brittle citrus
#

I wanna pick your nose

limber latch
#

Sure

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I have plenty of options to pick

#

Pick whatever nose you like

brittle citrus
#

Tall hero looks big enough for my index finger to fit in

limber latch
#

So you'd like to put your finger in a tall hero

#

Interesting

brittle citrus
#

There’s gold in them noses

limber latch
#

True true

fervent snow
#

I decided to buy a dakimakura. (Like there are only pillowcase here, and the pillow itself is a separate product. It's cheaper and better this way.)

toxic pilot
fervent snow
candid sedge
#

Lot of them can take 80+ hours to complete each

#

it's a story-rich, heavy combat driven deal. They all are connected and are telling a story

restive pier
#

Keeewwwwwwwl

candid sedge
#

think of it this way, Final Fantasy games except they all in same game world and are chronologically connected and you usually see characters from previous games into later games

restive pier
#

How long has the franchise existed as someth like that??

candid sedge
#

and each game can run you like 80+ hours each because of how much there is to do in them plus the story etc

#

Very first game in the trails series came out in 2004

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and now it's 21 years later

#

and we have over 10 of them

#

here's the in-game years

#

first one takes place in 1202 on its calendar

#

Cold steel 1 and Azure take place same time

toxic pilot
proper rampart
#

1204 was a pretty eventful year

silent herald
#

Another flavor to try, another buy

#

I guess it will be just strawberry flavor

restive pier
candid sedge
#

and newest game in the chronological order is releasing January 2026

tacit lintel
restive pier
#

Boi why you so whiskers

candid sedge
#

anyone else's steam wishlist never loads?

flat crypt
#

yo

#

did yall know

#

i watched parkour civ before it became popular

brittle citrus
fervent snow
#

Wtf is this on demo iPhones?

loud mountain
#

Seems pretty normal to me

loud mountain
#

Well damn chat sure has been dead as of recently

silent herald
upper cradle
# toxic pilot

I am still upset they didn't let Ivy design to stay ugly

hazy perch
safe meadow
#

was deciding on makin burgers or potate with burger meat.
now i see burgers everywhere.
fate has decided.

fervent snow
analog laurel
#

Happy Saturday evening

safe meadow
#

appreciated tho

desert salmon
#

How little self awareness do you have to have to bring a portable speaker on a fucking tram

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Blaring your music for EVERYONE to hear 5 feet from the "headphones required" sign

hazy perch
#

Id die from cringe if random people on the street heard my music

drifting wren
lunar wadi
#

Me

celest reef
#

fretti

static spade
celest reef
#

weevil

#

wee evil

drifting wren
static spade
celest reef
#

cat hours

desert salmon
silent herald
# drifting wren

Why this pokemon always have the "damn, this catnip is good" look?

bleak umbra
#

They are the catnip.

sudden warren
#

Hey can someone hold this for me rq

silent herald
safe meadow
dire oar
#

i played guntouchables again and im not a fan of the new changes

toxic pilot
barren crow
#

reurhuu ooouhhhohhh

toxic pilot
dire oar
restive pier
static spade
silent herald
restive pier
#

I wish Darktide's Assassination missions were more like the Karnak Twins' :(

strong phoenix
remote lantern
#

is this evil?

opaque drum
#

because cat does not forgive

static spade
barren crow
#

rank A 2nd row 9th bug

desert salmon
urban sorrel
vagrant night
urban sorrel
restive pier
strong phoenix
#

Yeah

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Thats what would reduce the win rate

restive pier
#

My bare minimum of "I want Assassinations to be better" is for the bosses to fight back.

strong phoenix
#

If they make the spawns during end event more intense it would help make them difficult

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Like

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Actually spawn elites on chasm station

#

They did buff captain HP pretty drastically but you can still crumple them pretty easy

#

Was playing FGS earlier today and I was still doing noticeably large chunks of health

#

But thats probably because they decided to buff meleeker

#

Again

restive pier
strong phoenix
#

Captains are immune to stagger while their bubble is up

restive pier
#

possibly 5-6 because idk the Arbite

strong phoenix
#

and they do attack

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Its just easy to dodge if you know how to play the game at all

restive pier
#

If they have the melee weapon it's difficult to tell because of how slow it is
If they have the Plasgun they resort to doing the kick because half of the game is melee, and we got like 2-3 classes that excel in melee.

strong phoenix
#

All captains have a ranged and melee

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They switch

restive pier
#

Well it's hard to see 'em do that when they're on the ground 90% of the time, innit?

strong phoenix
#

They're only on the ground during shield breaks, which last about 5 seconds if you have any real boss damage

restive pier
#

Any characters with real boss damage make those 5 seconds half the boss fight.

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Unless it's some messed up Auric with The Worst Seed possible with 1 million Trappers or someth
But by that point that'd be more of a malevolent AI Director than anything

strong phoenix
#

They're a bit more difficult to 2 cycle with the HP buffs unless you run Martyr hammer with the express intent of dumpstering anything with a health bar

#

Captains aren't absolute pushovers, but they're like the rest of the bosses in this game

#

They're force multipliers

#

The reason karnaks are hard is because theres two of them and they actually spawn anything

restive pier
#

The Monstrosities don't have shields and they're significantly more relentless
A single Karnak Twin is genuinely as terrifying as a Monster because of that relentlessness that the normal bosses lack.

strong phoenix
#

You mean rinda

#

Rodin gets his ass beat instantly alone

restive pier
#

Yeah that's true

strong phoenix
#

and rinda just hard focuses a single player, which means everyone else is free to dunk on her

restive pier
#

I don't see him getting staggered very often but at least he has a gimmick of boosting the hordes around him
But I love fighting Rinda

restive pier
#

Like a Monster!

strong phoenix
#

But she's still only attacking one person

#

She's just switched to someone with full stamina and toughness

restive pier
#

That means someone has to focus their survival on dodging Rinda plus whatever else they have
Not hard to do, even on Orthus Offensive, you're just occupied as if a Chaos Beast was on you.

strong phoenix
#

In the end you really like
Can't
Make a singular enemy in darktide threatening to a whole team without them being actually unfair to fight

restive pier
#

I'm just glad that Fatshark learned from the stupid bosses from Vermintide and made the Objective-related bosses in Darktide Not a Slog

strong phoenix
#

Only halescourge is a slog

#

The skaven general thing often dies before he hits the ground

#

and cheekspreader isn't actually that hard

restive pier
#

Halescourge and the other fat sorcerer who makes himself invincible at the top of those awning things

#

The ones with bloated HP aren't hard
They're just tedious

strong phoenix
#

The sorcerer dude is actually pretty fun

restive pier
#

idk, I don't like his attack patterns
The Tank archetype Monsters are a lot more engaging in both games
And I miss the random Karnak Twin spawns :(

strong phoenix
#

Then play havoc

restive pier
#

I mean in the normal gamemodes, where the average player is

silent herald
#

What game is this talk?

restive pier
#

Darktide

I'm just saying, I like it when I'm scared of bosses
I don't like being annoyed by bosses I have to nonstop fight for half the Campaign's length
I don't like being underwhelmed by a wet paper towel after the buildup

silent herald
#

Ah

strong phoenix
#

In other news

desert salmon
#

oh thats adorable,,

strong phoenix
#

the cutlass is fun

restive pier
#

Cutlasssssssssss issat a class-exclusive or

strong phoenix
#

Yes

#

Its called the power falchion but like

desert salmon
#

||Lace's pin is in all the title screens, not just the surface one|| (silksong act3 postgame)

strong phoenix
#

This is a cutlass

silent herald
proper rampart
#

:3

restive pier
restive pier
restive pier
strong phoenix
#

The funniest part about calling it a falchion

#

is we already have one

restive pier
#

Is that called the Cutlass or?

strong phoenix
#

No

#

There isn't officially a cutlass in game

#

But Heavy Sword is pretty clearly a falchion/messer

restive pier
#

Probably a Falchion since it’s on the thicker side.

#

Hey wait aren’t Cutlasses curvier?

strong phoenix
#

No

#

The cartoon ones are

#

But thats to create a more distinctive design

exotic depot
#

concert tomorrow yippee

restive pier
#

Like these ones specifically

#

Though I wonder if the "Falchion" took direct inspiration from the Cutlass if only because of the backblades bearing resemblance

#

Also why can’t Psykers wield Power Swords?
For that matter can Zealots not either?

strong phoenix
#

Why can't they use helbore

#

why can't vet use flamer

#

Class identity

restive pier
#

Flamers and Helbore being class exclusive makes sense because one’s more long-range and one’s more short-range

#

Are Power weapons specifically Warp-distinct or are there some in-lore Veterans that are just known for melee

#

Not counting That Guy from Catachan whose name I forgot

strong phoenix
#

Its just 1 hand power sword being more classically an officer weapon

restive pier
#

Peculiar

strong phoenix
#

Why doesn't vet get evisc or thammer

restive pier
#

Despite supposedly being better at melee than Zealot, Zealot’s meant to be more CQC innit?

strong phoenix
#

Vet isn't better at melee

#

They do potentially more damage

#

but have less tools to survive, and require more effort to do so

#

They also don't have TWBS

restive pier
#

They also afaik have the only weapon that can swing its Special Attack between charge ups more than once and, unless someth changed, was basically The Meta Melee

strong phoenix
#

Relic and Cutlass both have active power states

#

But yeah ps6 is still busted

restive pier
#

Haven’t heard of the Relic…
And Cutlass is Vet Exclusive innit?

strong phoenix
#

Yes

strong phoenix
#

2 hand power sword

#

s+ versatile weapon

restive pier
#

That come in the same update with Ogryn’s pickaxe or?

strong phoenix
#

a bit slow at 4 dodges and like -14% distance but it staggers most enemies while active so it doesn't matter

strong phoenix
restive pier
strong phoenix
#

No

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That's the psyker sword

#

Force Greatsword

restive pier
strong phoenix
#

Its special attack is a sustained power state

dusky igloo
#

on the plus side, more people realize you arent an irrational pessimist

strong phoenix
#

It fills a heat gage which cools when not in use

dusky igloo
#

on the down side, more people realize you arent an irrational pessimist

strong phoenix
#

What

dusky igloo
#

Idk just feel like shit

restive pier
#

Hougs

restive pier
strong phoenix
#

Do you actually want to play this forsaken game at any point btw

#

I've actually gotten back into it

restive pier
#

I mean I’m doing Auric Campaigns rn

#

If you live in The West (USA) might have decent internet with each other

strong phoenix
#

I'm usw yeah

restive pier
#

Ah goodie!

fervent snow
#

I request help, I was doing a cyberpunk tier list with my wife and then this image came up and she just started like… hysterically laughing. I do not understand. Someone explain.

strong phoenix
#

Tiny Mike

fervent snow
#

Yes but why is she actually dying at it

celest reef
#

because its absurd

dusky igloo
#

hashbrowns or a slice of honeydew

eternal knoll
#

hashbrowns always

#

honeydew is gross

dusky igloo
#

cantaloupe?

eternal knoll
#

also gross

restive pier
#

:(
Game got aborted by error right at the end

eternal knoll
#

damn

#

hate it when that happens

restive pier
restive pier
#

Aah~
Auric is the Difficulty 5 I remember.

strong phoenix
#

New auric can actually harm you (with Outgunned)

restive pier
#

owo

desert salmon
#

gonna get to be with my partner in vrc again hopefully tomorrow ::>

restive pier
#

Hm, noticed that the alternative to Venting Shriek's debuff is Damage Vuln instead of raw damage.
That any good?

restive pier
#

I don't mean to keep being a downer but I am trying to justify my enjoyment for Darktide which I otherwise love gameplay-wise
"Fix" is a very optimistic word for the narrative direction. Comparing to the two campaigns the same company made for a previous game for half-or-less the price, it at least puts into perspective the former Reputation cutscenes with the way they've ordered the missions...

But reorganizing the events we've already seen before with putting maybe a paragraph's worth of dialogue at the ends of 'em is all that they've done. Though the Wolfer origin cutscene is new to me, and I don't have any problems with that unless it was also a trailer for some new update or w/e.

#

They're still loosely connected, especially with the extra disconnected parts thrown in between with little follow-ups (The Repair mission in the Campaign, the other Repair missions not in the Campaign, and the Ascension Riser), and they're still more or less vague or very teasing about stuff that really should've released with 1.0.

Granted, I don't know about the development of VT2 after it's own release, but I have no doubt of the idea or claims that supposedly Darktide and VT2 followed this pattern of releasing a rushed and buggy product (I got a permanent black screen after finishing the DT Campaign :( ), shoved full of microtransactions and pulled a Sea of Thieves / No Man's Sky / Cyberpunk 2077 before it was cool
Which is a practice I disapprove of, and one I am unwilling to support with my wallet. (I have this game technically for free, Game Pass)

strong phoenix
#

Fire shriek is fucking busted

restive pier
#

Awh
Well at least I get to enjoy the pretty lights :3

strong phoenix
#

Fire shriek has like 6 different reasons why it's insane

restive pier
#

Gimme O O

strong phoenix
#

1: soul blaze
2: giant ass range
3: no density caps
4: ignores terrain
5: can overcap soulblaze
6: psykinetics aura

restive pier
#

"Ignores Terrain," it goes through walls?

strong phoenix
#

Yes

restive pier
#

Fuckin glorious

#

What's with the first bulletpoint, Soulblaze is just good in general?

strong phoenix
#

DoT is just good

#

Bleed less so cause it's adm's suck but fire and soulblaze are both really good

restive pier
#

As they should be tbh

strong phoenix
#

They should remove all infinite cleave

restive pier
#

It's silly that it ignores walls tbf
I mean I might get why as a design shortcut but it's still silly

strong phoenix
#

It doesn't really do much

#

I just put it there to hit 6 because I chose 6 arbitrarily

restive pier
#

Still a + of a bulletpoint!

#

Now I know I can hide behind cover and literally blindfire my enemies with it

#

(Usually I hop to try and get more visual coverage lol)

strong phoenix
#

I have like an build with shriek

restive pier
#

Hmmmm
Do you approve of one of my Psyker builds being Flamer + Double Wall + Mindburst?

strong phoenix
#

Gross

#

Purgatus is epic hold 2 buttons gameplay

restive pier
#

Ye basically lmao

#

The Wall thing is mainly a selfish improvement but I have enjoyed its versatility
But the main idea is that the Blitz Buff for Mindburst stacks with multiple Blitzes

So I basically put down both my walls simultaneously and start Brain Blasting the Monstrosity with 5x speed and that much reduced cost lmao

#

That or The Silly Shock Troop spawns

strong phoenix
#

Its a meme but it's a funny one

#

Double walls blue stim kinetic resonance

restive pier
#

Absolutely goofy sounding LOL

strong phoenix
#

Its practically pretty useless aside from Malleus Monstorum but it's kinda funny

restive pier
#

Now if only The Act of Brainblasts applied more than Damage Vuln (like soulblaze, for The Funnies)

strong phoenix
#

Do you not take Perilous?

restive pier
#

Remind me whathat do

strong phoenix
#

3 stacks soulblaze in an aoe on elite kill

#

Its one of the best talents in the tree (though highly unethical)

restive pier
#

I think I have that? I should at least.
If I don't I think I justified that to myself as "I literally have one of the strongest staves in the game I can just set them on fire normally"

#

I really should put that on my other builds though, the ones that can't set things on fire by default...

strong phoenix
#

I don't run it because new tree has so much other busted shit and it's gross

restive pier
#

Do tell~

strong phoenix
#

Idk

#

There's just a lot

restive pier
#

:(

strong phoenix
#

All 5 nodes between aura and blitz

#

Warp Ghost

#

A lot of new top/mid tree

restive pier
strong phoenix
#

No

#

That's warp unbound on Gaze, which I no longer take

tranquil widget
# static spade

Damselfly and Praying Mantis should swap.
Otherwise it do be a mediocre ranking.

restive pier
strong phoenix
#

That's crystalline

#

Which is a meme

#

It was basically useless before

#

But now you can play Suicide Psyker because it refunds a wound on elite kill

restive pier
#

Probably makes A Certain Penance I accidentally got before Skilltrees easier LMAO

#

oh no wait I thought that was also a separate node from the other two

#

Eatin a burger with no honey mustard eatin a burger with no honey mustard eatin a

strong phoenix
#

Warp ghost is -80% passive quelling, +25% toughness replenishment and +2 stamina

restive pier
#

Thank

#

Huh. I should try that on my GunPsyker

Though I wonder if Passive Quelling is good for Telekine Knives or whatnot

strong phoenix
#

It keeps you hot basically all the time in conjunction with Just a Dream and occasional assail weaving or utility staff use (if you brought one)

restive pier
#

I’m basically constantly spamming Assail whenever I have it
It’s basically my staff by this point with my Magnum being my Blitz

#

Why is Assail built like that tho lmao

#

no complaining but…confused that they actually did that.

strong phoenix
#

Assail is utility for me

#

For DD targets and specials and keeping peril up

#

Though the full EP build for it is funny

restive pier
#

EP build?

strong phoenix
#

Empowered Psionics

restive pier
#

Oh ye

#

I think the only build I have EP with is either my Scrying Gaze or

No just my Scrying Gaze, my Purgatus build uses Warp Charges for the Shield CD LOL

#

Nonsequitor the Masteries thing had me trying out the Voidblast staff and honestly? Kinda goes hard

strong phoenix
#

Purg staff sidegrade

#

Trades pure damage and brain dead easy for stagger

#

The Blazing Spirit aoe on it is far larger than the damage aoe

#

Like, room sized

restive pier
#

Stagger, range, bit more versatility generally
Can’t set things on fire by default

restive pier
#

Sounds absolutely silly

strong phoenix
#

Its the only way I will play left side psyker, and only rarely to remind myself it's boring as hell

restive pier
#

Now it makes me wonder if I should go back to my build of Two-Handed Force Sword + Lighting Staff for my Dome/Electric build or keep the Voidblast + Combat Axe combo

strong phoenix
#

Right side with Voidstrike and Knife

restive pier
#

I already have a Scrying Gaze build tho :(

strong phoenix
#

I have like 10

restive pier
#

And I use my trusty Deimos for that build because Deimos has Deflector

strong phoenix
#

You can have more than 1 build per ability

restive pier
#

Ue but I’d rather keep it simple and down to 3-4 loadouts per Combat Ability

#

Psyker’s the only class I have 4 builds with because I love Psykerrrr I love magiccc I Love Making Explosions with my Mind

strong phoenix
#

I just have weapon variations of 1 build on psyker

restive pier
#

Very silly

strong phoenix
#

The voidstrike one has like 2 point differences but that barely counts

restive pier
#

Verry silly

#

Though I rember you’re a main of another class iirc?

strong phoenix
#

I play vet zealot and psyker pretty much equally right now

restive pier
#

I love Psyker but I try to play all as much as my contracts can get done (I always replace the ludicrous 16 Books thing so equally)

strong phoenix
#

I haven't needed melkbux since the crafting update

#

His shop actually got less useful after that, despite the items there being buffed

brittle citrus
#

Time to feast

restive pier
strong phoenix
#

I think the last time I bought anything off him was gambling like 20k on curios when arbitrator dropped

restive pier
#

No but yeah I think my class mood changes depending on how I feel but Psyker is basically my instinctual pick, especially with All The Shit they got after ā€œthe update where they made the build variety compete with VT2 build varietyā€

strong phoenix
#

Wdym compete

#

Patch 13 offered far and above more variety than vermintide immediately

restive pier
#

As in
Vermintide 2 had 5 characters with 3 (4) Subclasses each,

And Darktide had 4 classes with 1 Subclass each

And then later Darktide got 4 (5) classes with a stupid amount of potential subclasses each

#

So yeah, that, + stims, + more missions + a roguelike campaign is basically putting it on par with VT2

strong phoenix
#

You're forgetting that darktide has like

restive pier
#

I’m deeply annoyed that the low bar was reached very late,
But I’m glad it was reached nonetheless.

strong phoenix
#

Several times the weapon variety

restive pier
#

Oh definitely, especially with range being part of half the gameplay now from both allies and enemies

#

But like

C’mon, everyone having the same combat ability with like, 3 options on how to change your grenades every 4 levels is very disappointing especially if you were a fan of Vermintide 2, y’know?

#

It’s also partially why I’m annoyed that Vet and Zealot’s Combat Abilities are so similar, especially with An Entire Previous Game they could draw reference from

strong phoenix
#

There's 1.5 similarities

#

And even then there's distinction in use case

restive pier
#

Obviously they’re not the same, which is why I use ā€œsimilarā€

strong phoenix
#

You also act like there weren't multiple stealths and shouts in vt2

restive pier
#

One was sustained around a deployable, but yeah multiple characters having shouts with minor differences was a bit boring.

#

But also they have proven they can learn from their previous game so like why keep doing that????

upper cradle
restive pier
#

No but yes, I know that one that gives bonus health instantly while pushing back enemies is different from the one that gives bonus health across a moment while pushing back enemies

#

Oh and one gives damage buff and the other gives damage buff
Or instead revive allies! Which is neato

strong phoenix
#

Revive shout isn't worth taking like

#

Ever

#

Unless you specifically want to play wee woo vet

restive pier
#

I still recognize the use of reviving an ally that was 1 second too slow to get off the ledge, but I’d also still take the lesser CD variant.

strong phoenix
#

The issue with revive shout is normal shout is usually enough to revive anyway

restive pier
#

Unless the finale had a Monster or Shock Troop with 1 million Carapace/Specialists

strong phoenix
#

You have bigger problems in that scenario

#

And the likelihood of said revived player actually surviving standing up is also in question

pliant hedge
#

Salutations

restive pier
#

I mean theoretically having 1/4th of your strength back up is valuable if you’re fucking swamped by The Entire CS (ChaoS) Military

#

Either way one’s good for shorter-term mistake prevention, the other one’s good for nicher but less-shorter-term mistake undoing

It depends on when your team wants to be stupid - the shenanigans are inevitable, so emphasis on when.
It Will continue to happen so long as I keep falling off of ledges

strong phoenix
#

I am of the opinion that the more you die the less deserving you are of my help

#

I'll still help

pliant hedge
#

I think thats the first time ive seen the rule of talking about non-drg in the drg channel was enforced. Like im sure its been plenty of times but just me personally my own eyes never seen it. Not saying anything bad or anything like that just found it interesting personally.

strong phoenix
#

But other priorities will begin to overtake you

restive pier
#

Well duh if there’s 1 billion ambient ragers focusing the nearest savior to me or a single Crusher to low-kick me to my doom then yeah I’m dead

#

You know…
I’ve been seeing less Bullrush Ogryns lately…

I think I’ll fix that in a couple days.

strong phoenix
#

Possibly because BTL just does it better

restive pier
#

Whathat again

strong phoenix
#

Arbitrator right ability

#

Shouldercheck

#

15 second cd

restive pier
#

Oh ye the microtransaction

#

I mean it better be, you have to pay Real Life Money for ā€˜em.

cobalt knoll
brittle citrus
#

Lol

restive pier
# cobalt knoll

I know it’s a reference to Nico’s wonderful skills as a driver but this also looks like ā€œPOV: You’re a monster in a horror game chaseā€

brittle citrus
#

<@&296918282403840000>

#

They’re like cockroaches, you kill one, another pops out of nowhere.

strange cradle
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I mean, these look like hacked accounts
with a server this large, you're bound to have a few over time

brittle citrus
remote lantern
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i wasnt expecting chernobyl in funny haha cute slime game

long monolith
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Tried roku gin last night

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Wow

charred pollen
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@mods victorian era witch trial

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wait all mods are offline

restive pier
remote lantern
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no quantum slimes are present

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not even rads

restive pier
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Darn
So different place than before, then.

remote lantern
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yeah you can send a slime in jail in the sequel

cobalt knoll
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*I should probably tell you that this vid is loud

safe meadow
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I woke up like a Disney princes today. 🄲

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whole bunch of birds on the edge of my open window just chirping away

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I bet they would have dressed me too if I let them in xD

tender imp
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hello you lot

tender imp
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i might be wrong though

remote lantern
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i would've scared the birds away

safe meadow
tender imp
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alrighty

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hello fairez

remote lantern
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ey

tender imp
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how're you doing

tender imp
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it's the cat that looks like it's biting into the wood