#non-drg-chat
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No random crits
holy shit a balanced weapon
technically balanced:
50% chance to instantly kill enemy that you are aiming at
50% chance to instantly kill you
only has 1 round
It can one-shot but it has the worst possible accuracy
But it only kills after 8 seconds of bleed
Oblivion's Merhunes Razor moment
Especially on high levels
Razor's insta kill counts as a spell and some enemies have "Reflect spells" status
Love holding her hand :D
we need a name for games that fall into the category of "good games that had their time in the spotlight but are hardly talked about anymore"
i'm thinking of are uncharted, alan wake, postal, max payne, talos principle, mirrors edge, far cry, just cause, that kinda thing
resident evil and persona almost fall in there but those are both still pretty popular and i see them talked about a fair bit even today
Talos Principle mentioned!
I wouldn't put persona there, they still get games
yeah
i really should play it, i've heard it's extremely good
Oh it is
oh, forgot tomb raider
One of my favorite puzzle games
maybe that'd be a fun topic for an essay/video essay on. "great games lost to time"
I feel like a lot of people would get mad at you for those picks and then realize they're old
they're all good games/series, it's just i never see them brought up when talking about games in general anymore, and it's a shame. talos principle is an absurdly good puzzle game (or so i've been told), lara croft was a cultural icon in her heyday, alan wake seems like a super interesting horror game, mirrors edge was huge for movement, but nobody talks about them, and that makes me sad
far cry is slop but until like new dawn/6 it was tasty slop
also alan wake 2 was pretty big tbf
that's the impression some surface level research gave me
i don't think dead space makes it into that little club either, i still see it brougt up a lot in horror game discussions
does control count?
The only game I disagree with is Uncharted
Mostly because it got a movie
oh, neat
modding is still ongoing on generals
i kinda want to play one just cuz of how big it was
in steam they come in a pack
tfw RTS is practically a dead genre
the stalker and metro games also could fit in there, but stalker just got a big game recently
its mostly turn based now
i think metro fits more than stalker
i think its out already
honestly from the trailer
i might buy
big fan of worldbuilding
i totally would if i had a headset. i’m a big metro fan
reminds me of hl:a
wrote some long ass essays on the metro books for an english class
tellin you now a headset is so worth
i know it isssss
i cant use vr cuz i have glasses
there’s so many cool vr games i want to play
they have glasses spacers
what goggles
no it just fits between the actual headset portion and the comfort foam
boneworks, HL:A, metro awakening, this one goofy looking zombie game called undead development, and i’m sure i’d find plenty more
ehhhhh
in my experience
boneworks looks so cool. it gives heavy half life vibes, highly recommend checking it out if you haven’t
theres this vr game where you bartend its called project mix
i watched a playthrough a while ago
looking into mods
maybe my opinion is colored by shelling out for a index years ago but as cool as VR can be there is really not a whole ton a variety in games and most all of them are pretty jank for what you get.
i got a quest 2 about like.. 3 or 4 years ago
the only one I actually boot up with any real regularity is H3VR and that not terribly often
VR is a pretty niche market, im surprised it never took off more
their kickstarter is at 343k dollahs
companies are scared to invest in it
because its so niche
companies are scared to end up like ready player one society
No they aren’t
honestly glad that meta is actually looking into vr seriously because it lead to some really good tech
that one is totally fair 
Jonawhy are you a green chubby axolotl that's my first question
To be fair you have to get an expensive headset on top of a good gaming pc
Ready player one society was the actual perfect environment for big corporations
wouldnt you like to know
it's very interesting seeing a man go from uni to that
-# is it bad
the ready player one book is great
i used to read that shit all the time. probably read it cover to cover 10-15 times and never got tired of it
Not everyone has or wants to spend the money to get a headset on top of the pc
more interesting than in the realm of bad and good
oh hey look the cat can smoke
hell yes
the barrier of entry is wild, for PCVR you need to already have a fairly beefy gaming PC then pay at minimum several hundred dollars for entry level goggles. And for a lot of people that just leads to finding out the things will make them vomit if they do not use extremely artificial movement schemes.
i think players riddled the cat with cigs
i will say meta is keeping it decently affordable
200-300 isnt bad for a standalone headset
i think the issue with vr is putting anything to process vr is too heavy for a headset
when we get efficent igpus it should be more available
standalone headset with 0 power locked into facebook's ecosystem
im gonna be fair to meta/facebook
i had to make an account but they havent sent me a single email
outside of vr stuff
valve has its own vr yes?
yeah but it is 1k USD
it was a bit buggy at first but they release frequent software updates and its been smooth ever since
oh shit thats enough for a pc here
i will say a battery headstrap is definately nice to have
the index has iirc still some of the best controller and head tracking because of the lighthouses, and the screen was top of the line at the time
going back to C&C its cheaper on the EA app
eitherway if you buy it on steam it launches the ea app anyway
fair
it goes 400php when its on sale on steam
oh its on the end of september
true
a pack of old ass games has DRM
First time making steamed zucchini 
Good job
Not the best but not bad for a first time
Cuts were bad but it was also my first time using a knife for anything other than cucumber or steak
Zucchini and rice was an... interesting choice tonight
But had to try my new rice cooker with a steamer tray and this seemed like a good idea (at the time)
have you ever had grilled zucchini
Not sure, I want to make that sometime too though
Told some people I was gonna make steamed and they all said to grill it, I just really like this and haven't had it in a long time (my mom would make it, hasn't in a long time though)
a good tip we follow in my household is get smaller zucchinis and cut them in half rather than in thirds
they stay firmer that was
Aww baby
I forgor what group zucchini and cucumbers go into
green veggie dogs group
Insert Sonic CD good future music of your choice
(for context, a canal in Utrecht that was at one point turned into a highway (first pic) then eventually turned back into a canal (second))
hmm
egg
tbh i might actually consider trying to get into like, engineering and city planning stuff and whatever else is involved in setting up stuff like public transit if possible instead of tech just because I want to make whatever dent in this tangled mess of just one more lanes I possibly could
so cities skylines?
Isn’t city planning part of civil engineering
(skong spoilers)
||THIS BITCH ASS BABY WON'T STOP SCREAMING IN MY INVENTORY||
Hi chat
helloo
||ugly ahh nugget||
||looks edible enough||
have you done the thing with it?
havnt played skong yet 😔
oh, i see
I’m debating if continuing to play it on keyboard or just biting the bullet and buying a controller
meow.
Buying a controller for a single game seems a bit wasteful
But, depending on how many games you're playing that are controller compatible, could be a good investment
🐱 
I use my controller so I can recline my chair and enjoy comfy gaming on my computer
Cat with guns.
Gunfire Reborn then
To be fair i mostly play metroidvanias and similars so its not really a bad purchase, mostly been getting away with it with kb only so far
Yeah then it should be a good investment as in some of those games a controller is just more ergonomic
Also, since we're speaking metroidvania, do you play any dead cells ?
Yeah that's one I'd definitively not play on a keyboard, the flow on controller is immaculate
Another really big one i have that i’ve tried on keyboard but kinda felt like kb was ruining it is nine sols, and silksong is kinda feeling up that alley as well
The movement is much much more complex and layered compared to hk
ever tried to play monster hunter on keyboard?
Sounds like an ordeal
Drako, want a onion pizza?
@brittle citrus boo
AAAAHHH!!!
So fun fact
Might have a minor allergy to zucchini
Throat feels uncomfortable, not hard to breathe but definitely a little swollen
I don't know for sure though 
Dumb question: if it's been 4 hours since I've had it, it's probably safe to assume my throat isn't going to close up on me, right?
Usually with allergic reactions, it starts in minutes after exposure. I think you should be fine if it’s been four hours but I think it’s best to keep an eye on it just in case.
I would love to
But I work and need to sleep 
Already up 2 hours later than I should be but I'm paranoid
I took an ibuprofen so maybe that'll help? I really don't know
Hopefully this is just a one-off thing though
Or that's yet another thing to add to my list of "favorite foods I can't eat anymore"
I dunno what ibuprofen is, I have no opinion about it.
Painkiller
can apparently help with swelling though
Anyways sorry
Good news is the steamer worked so maybe I can have other things
Find some stuff that's good steamed but can also taste good with rice, then steam and cook at the same time
Okay bedtime
just girl things
Woah the rogue core drill laser is real: https://youtube.com/shorts/y9g31qswBV8
quite impressive tech
Wplace: make a event where peoples should draw RETRO stuff
Peoples: "hahaha silksong go brrrr"
Chat do we fw my castle crashers evil wizard fan art?
Retro you say
Better than Deltarune ig
what game?
im thinking of buying rust
is the game a bad influence?
yes
it seems like minecraft meets ark but guns
why
source is trust me bro
If you enjoy dying and dying while trying to get your items back, yea you might like it
Idk maybe rust is good when you get good at it, but thankfully I didn't force myself through such tortures and just refunded the game
And its not like dying a lot was a problem to me since I spent 128 hrs in ARK, got used to stuff like this, but in rust it just happened too often and too early imo
Hello tater
Someone misheard Subway as Speedway
I bet they tried using GPS, but ended up just going in circles
Silksong
refund? are you mocking im at playstation?
genuinely curious about how you will reply to that r word
Dawg I didn't know you play on playstation😭 🙏
I mean the class roles are meant to be cosmetic
Meep
merp
I'm hungermaxxing rn and i need to be foodpilled
Reject foodslop embrace photosynthesis
This has changed
Hey tater, how much skong have you played since thursday?
1Tatshaw
sorry for the bother
but can you inv me to vampire survivors discord
my laptop somehow can't join
nor my phone
I am not on the vampire survivors discord
can you join inv me and leave?
have you ever been so bored you want to kill yourself
No?????? Are you ok?!?
no dude im bored
Ordered me some new Crushers yesterday for the low low price of… $137
Sometimes yeah, it only happens when I’m trying to sleep tho
Ok that boss was really cool
(SILKSONG SPOILER WARNING) Finally, something else that's large and friend shaped
Well chat, I can say I've seen a Lunar Eclipse irl.
Not one at its peak, sadly.
But I've seen one!
Red moon
It is red because it is evil
im realizing I just aint built for pharloom lol. I got filtered like 2\3rds of the way through HK but ive visted like 4 biomes in skong and im getting shredded in every direction I go
Not nearly as much as I would like, only 6h 😔
I was streaming it the whole time which was nice
why cant i select one? it just shows the whole thing but larger as if it were an image and not a poll
Did you fall for this?
maybe
That's a yes
Oh screw you
Same lmao
awesome all my rosaries are stuck in an arena i no longer want to do that locks you in when you go inside
remember that save and quits will teleport you back to the bench
love fighting enemies that deal 1/3 of my health over lava that deals 1/3 of my health on two small platforms that crumble
A classic
Are you in Deep Docks
Oh alright
this fucking scusk
Deep Docks Galactic
What a crazy thing
How did it even working?
really. its small as a hand
smaller then hand*
Afternoon meep
i've been saying that for 3 years
i hate this i fucking hate this so much
bw wild battle cover wip
😨
cool cat👍
Car
terraria modding
pvz gw2 map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXNaZv7b_qw (ip grabba)
HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF...
Good night my friends I hope you had a great weekend
Might go to the mall and wander around for a while this coming Saturday once it's cooled off
Sounds nice to go somewhere alone for once
i have gotten too powerful, the cat travels at exponential speeds
the speed
this will do
why does he have hyperrealistic eyes
because.
putting this on my atlas with a null signature system is evil. hilariously so
Necron Warrior
why is heavy in fortnite
Hey does anyone wanna see a wall of text about the classes I brainstormed up for a theoretical 40k shooter game.
no
Fair enough.
while I'm sure the ideas are fine, the wall of text is a no no
Hey y'all know the e3 2015 announcement trailer for PvZ GW2?
Because Epic is dying and the only way they can think of to save themselves is roping in as many IPs as possible
Also hi chat
:3
epic needs to die off but that ain't happening
Won't happen as long as brands keep joining them, probably too late now tbh
Oh well, I'm sure nothing will happen when they inevitably use "ai" for parts of their game
Family is watching a rescue kitten
She's super cute but super full of energy and very bitey
calico :D
She's so pretty
They noticed a spot that looks like a butterfly on her side
Unfortunately now I've named her Mari
If I could keep her I would, but I have two cats already when my apartment probably can't handle 1
john content warning
I think that's a lie
Just look at her
how could she be bitey
clearly fake news spread by the haters
how hungry 🐴
Hey zori :D
is he liberty?
John Liberty
lost my first wordle :(
ive lost every wordle.
Lost my 90 days streak because I forgot to play it a couple of days ago
On the other hand I have level 500 in Spider Solitaire
😎
I love it when wordle has some silly words like queue
Or scientific terms
A tough challenge for my limited dictionary
oh my god its john democracy
Fought a boss in Silksong: W||ido||w
I love that half of its gimmick is ||Metal_pipe.mp3||
The challenge is ||hearing yourself think|| lmao
Thats like half the game
I love bells as a theme
and there is definitely a worse boss in the future
I would classify it as actually ear splitting
Based
baipas
baipas ze paswort
helo chat
Jelo
I square to god
2nd
or these
Scrock

bonus points if the milk is green
that raises some questions .w.
:)
I reminded myself of the time I made a first artwork during art classes and my teacher scolded me for signing my initials on front in bottom right corner and demanded to instead write my full name in upper right corner on the back of the artwork
fast forward 10 years and fuck her, I started writing initials on front in bottom right corner anyways
tbf her art quality was of some primary school student as well
idk how to explain it, but quick ugly sketch of a professional artist and amateur artist is very distinctable
Bh
bh?
Bh
🐝
bh - bee honey
🐝
I make money by sacrificing my mental health
I make money without any damage to it
😎
In fact I've been reading all day
Motivational picture
Feel free to share
Been enjoying myself despite the occaisional salt (mostly me being skissue'd lol)
Yeah same tbh there is only one boss so far that ive struggled with
4 miles away and swiftly approaching
Mentioned it before but just beat W||ido||w
Right
4km away and still approaching
rn getting walled by ||Last Judge|| but i think i got their patterns down
Figured if I spoiler and only show a letter or two I can say where I am without spoiling
Hold on my dad’s here to pick me up brb
also just to check if im not going insane- Tool stuffs: ||I remember there being a spot where you can use craftmetal to make something at a cache of cloth and explosives and i cannot remember where||
your dads?
Dad is*
I see
Wait is the miles measurement system only American
:V
I think I remember this
if I'm not mistaken, it's in ||the Greymoor, at the top of a vertical portion ?||
assuming this is the tool you're looking for, ofc
i remember distinctly it's locked behind mantis claw
hello chat
metal gear???
no one hears a word
half life 3
Half life 3 announcement when
half life 3, bloodborne 2/pc port
Zealot rework
VT2 Zealot or DT Zealot ?
Which one of these needs a rework
And which one of these actually gets non map content
VT for sure, DT I dunno, haven't played in month
Not having played in a month doesn’t matter for DT zealot
But VT having to literally suffer because the team takes cooperative healing boons is a tragefy
The tree has been garbage since patch 13
Sorry, missing an S
From the moment we figured out how to build zealot right it has been the exact same thing
Because all of the tree’s power is in small clusters which can all be hit in one build
Then both need a rework, for different reasons
And this pathing happens to line up with the best blitz, aura, and ability
VT zealot just needs a “when you have X stacks of being almost dead do not receive team heals” or something similar
Or maybe it could... synergize with other classes, instead of ignoring coop play
but that might just be me
Fatal misconception
Fatshark games are single player games with cooperative elements
(This is mostly a joke if I missed you)
Strange thing to say about a class who’s primary benefit is printing ammo and golden toughness + killing specials
Gods vet needs a rework too but at least they have a semblance of build variety
It was a joke based on my experience as a way more casual player than you, where, on lower difficulties, veterans tend to have a main character syndrome
That’s just vets being the most popular class -> having the highest amount of super casuals
something something funny elf saltzpyre
Must admit, I miss having my character shouting "for sigmar" every 120 seconds in my eardrums
by sigma
Warrior priest is fun but also consistently broken
That week where they literally couldn’t die
vermintide > darktide
and my disagreement might also come from the fact I love 40k but I'm not that much of a Fantasy fan
Vermintide is much less of a time investment
darktide is exhausting to play
And has less information to process
vermintide better
Except when it comes to items
That I agree
Reds are mostly optional
I genuinely felt drained after playing auric maelstroms sometimes
I’m terminally rotted on DT so I can just autopilot through stuff until it actually demands my attention
So I don’t tire very fast
But when shit gets rough it gets rough
That's me but on Hades II
Space Marine 2 doesn't have randomized weapon stats so it wins in my book
(Just don't look at the stunlock issues or that DAMN BIOVORE THAT I HATE)
Autopiloting 80% of the run, and if my focus were to low, having to lock in for the last stretch
My first game back after like a 3 week break for the Rotten Armor event and I was forced to clutch in hi int rotten armor damn (supposed warm up game) and I’m force to solo clutch with crusher
The slowest weapon zealot has besides thunder hammer
Mate decided that they wanted the best weapon, at the cost of being mentally exhausted for a week and a half
3 dodge and bad distance
But otherwise it’s great
Simple but somewhat engaging combos
Cool properties
Sorry, can't hear you over light-light-heavy or heavy-heavy-light
Thunder hammer my beloved
I don't play it for the perfs to be honest
But it’s slow as shit and never feels good outside of railroad spiking crusher packs
Tac axe is the real dopamine weapon
Depends on how your brain generates dopamine I guess
Fast sprint with amazing dodges (it has distance override like knife does)
Bromentum
Fast moveset
but having to prepare your hit for like, a full hour, into having the thunder sound and seeing the face of anything just melt on impact is bonkers to me
Full thrust stacks don’t take that long
Yes, that's an hyperbole
And you don’t even need all of them while running martyrdom
It seems that whichever game the thunder hammer is added it's just the single best BONK weapon even if not meta
Reminds me I still need to try ainz’s mk4 taxe build
It isn’t though
It’s very easily outperformed in singletarget
I will slap the hell out of the comittee that decided that "ass" needed to be censored, as "ahh" makes me unreasonably angry
THERE'S A FUCKING LETTER S ON YOUR KEYBOARD USE IT
(Not target at you Fairez, but at anyone who writes "ahh")
Mom doesn't allow to say the a-word
Angry ahh blud
Well then don't pretend that you're not using it by switching lettres.
Don't take me wrong, I don't mind the youngsters slang. I was as much as cringe, if not worse, when I was a teenager. But trying to pass corporate censorship as slang is just wrong.
Drako with the hot ahh take
i personally have no issue with words like "ahh" but there are people who genuinely will censor certain words when there are no rules about sensitive words in wherever they talk
it makes certain sensitive topics look silly
Wait do people talk like that unironically
Yes
like there are some who talk about childern being filmed doing nsfw shit and call it cheese pizza
like just say the actual words
This is the same as the time it hit me that kids actually watch skibidi toilet
and actively defend it like it has the deepest lore in the universe but it ultimately amounts to heads in toilets fighting sentient gopros
like good on dafuqboom for making it big but his series aint that deep
I found a comment left by dafuqboom on a rob zombie song saying he looked like aqua man
That was random but i felt i needed to say it
Babbies first SFM
Speaking of SFM
Emesis Blue did not live up to my expectations
Whats that
Emesis but blue
Movie-length TF2 SFM about Medic and the horrors of the respawn system
Serverblight?
No it’s a tf2 sfm about the experience of going through a 20 second respawn
I wonder if people still talk about painis cupcake and Christian brutal sniper
Been a while since I’ve checked in on tf2
That era of TF2 is long gone
Unfortunately
i want the silly ragdoll animations of the gmod era back
i haven't heard that name in a long time
It’s like a monkey’s paw
So you want gmod humor back? Alright here’s skibidi toilet
Should i know what this is
The monkey’s paw or skibidi toilet
Ah that one
i want stuff like scouts caps back
Classic, I wonder if people still talk about kitty0706
Glad his legacy is still kicking around
The only things i know about tf2 is heavy is dead serverblight and the guy who faked his death
his sound effect usage is still running iirc
Every now and then you see the iconic heavy racing animation in some sfms
Ah, sketchek
TF2 has great comics that you can read online for free
I usually come around every now and then to fuck around in 2fort and other ctf maps
Maybe even during scream fortress
its still got a vibrant community so idk what you are talking about
Oh
its still standing better than it ever did
nope
I've played some really dead games before
Misinformation ig then
like lesser than 500 players online
What games
Honestly I was surprised that valve actually did something about the bot crisis
outdated more rather
And very decisive about it too
What was that
bots were running rampant
Yeah that probably
Very dark time in tf2 history where bots were everywhere in casual
Mabinogi, Dungeon Runners(actual dead game now RIP)
Probably the closest tf2 got to actually dying
In game
It's not dead, just finished
Jesus. it deserves the popularity tho
the online gaming scene was so limited in those days
Yeah i cant think of any which are dead
This is completely unrelated but does anybody even play minecraft anymore
A lot of people still do
yep
Hmm maybe just me then
Minecraft was actually not as mainstream back in the day
and then 2013 came
I mostly play mc modded
I dont remember much abt old minecraft i do remember the really small maps and getting stuck in lava while being in creative
Vanilla is nice and all but I get sick of it really quickly
If i do play thats litterally all i do lol
Real
I play either my own create modpack or something rpg related
I wish i had more mod access but im locked out by no pc only ps5
Have you played Terraria
From time to time
2014 only 3 months away
Beat it yet?
Tho it’s mostly tmod nowadays
I’m done with vanilla terraria so again I play modded
I would love to do calamity again
I’m holding off on calamity until the next major update drops
Right now I’m playing secrets of the shadows, mod of redemption and spooky mod
I was stuck on my school windows with terraria locked at like 40 fps 😭
Then it broke
The computor
now that the lead dev exiled himself they can probably get shit done instead of making the 50th dog reskin
Real actually
I kept reading lead as the metal
They’re also reverting some of the nerfs Fabsol made in the next major update
i swear to god i remember seing that picture of the soldiers reading hitler dead on the newspaper but it was edited to say fabsol gone instead
Fuck fabsol
Yes i will eat it
he did too much goonery
enjoy
Honestly I didn’t know about Fabsol that much
fabsols dms about calamitas were some shit to see thats for sure
He was involved with some minors
eat lead, drink lead, shoot lead
If you wont accept the silver you’ll have to take the lead
yeah exactly lol
Hopefully this means calamity will have good game design
instead of hd dog
if this means what i think it means... how about we dont give this person any more attention and publicity?
especially lets not talk about it on funny dwarf game discord
Agreed they dont exist anymore
gone from the public eye but still alive
dont forget the snake poison
"something funny"
Thank you
download gifs and post them
or get a bacon role
Like I do
How does one do this
You know what sucks
vaccuum cleaner
of all the endings i did not expect the cerveza
WRONG
leaf blower but in reverse?
I dont think ill live to 150
WRONG
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
Shiii bad crop
What is this
hearts of iron 4 modded
its a strategy game so it looks uninteresting at first glance
save yourself dont get sucked in
I think you guys should get space marine 2
I can't play strategy games in a healthy manner
Alright
that costs my left kidney and then some
thats very fair
it is hoi4 afterall
You only need one
and then some
But don't you want the season pass ultra megapoop edition with 50 cosmetics you will never use? Pay that other kidney as well
Some what
Honest
Become a servitor
Good idea me
My friend who loves Warhammer tells me I look like Tzeentch
Thats actually an insult
i do want to become a space wolf but thats dlc only so fuck it
Hmm. If you squint a little
But not much beyond generic "bird"
They are colorblind so that probably helps
Nah tzeentch is also blue
Thats a lord of change
what if we had someone with valefisk's sadism and tzeentch's video narration
reggie walks in
I cant find an image of him so just look it up
dabedie dabedai
What i mean is the internet is bad
no not that reggie
This is who your friend is saying you look like
If he was green he would die
Huh
Isn't that just one of Tzeentch's many forms?
For 2 days youtube doesnt working without vpn. There is internet connection but never loads. There is must be something happened in turkey and being kept secred from us by censoring internet
Probably not
Knowing youtube it could just also be it being poopy
I take it back
erdogan go brrrr
No comment on that no politics in non drg chat
I'm not well versed in Warhammer lore to imitate Tzeentch
Just fuck with people
Its easy
Guys i have bad news
I need to eat dinner now
I’ll be back
I guess it would be relatively easy to mess with the commoners
chat
chat
chaahc
Chien
gribnork everyone
The pool admitted it was staged in an interview 19 months later
(It later had to flee the country for its safety, but was nonetheless tracked down)
His name was Richard Wet
What can you hear when a king takes a break from a poker game to go to the bathroom?
||Royal flush||
what does a poker player live in
||full house||
Amazing chien over there
Nuh-uh, they live in poverty because they gambled away everything
chien||-pao||
source?
Ketchup please
Now it’s a dead pool
hai
||boop||
a
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-# John Madden
Me when i kept meowing at a friend and one day get then meowing unprompted back
I don't get the joke, is argonians even accept outsiders? And khajit to be exact? From how i remember entire black marsh is semi submerged in toxic waters unhabitable by non argonians. It was so bad that Empire didn't able to conquer them :x
Unless they changed the lore about black marsh later
Sorry if i didnt get the joke :x
I love Electric Wizard
No they accept khajits because they are pretty chill and cool and get high on skooma
oh fuck i just realised something.
If I want one of EVERY weapon, tool and armor in Abiotic...
i will meow at you
I'm going to need to triple up on the resources if it's a craftable item.
From how i remember khajit dont get too high on skooma. Their usage of moonsugar was sacred for them and seing skooma as against traditions. Likely since moonsugar growns in elswery(mispelled) no suprise that so many khajit become skooma dealers
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Khajit put absurd amount of moonsugar to everyfood so they dont get high easly
meow
Wictric Elezard
Skooma grows on bamboo sticks basically xd
Moonsugar come from these sticks. their distilled dust of moonsugar becomes skooma
(I am not an skooma dealer, i am just an lore nerd) :x
meow!
...which is exactly what a skooma dealer would say...
GUARDS!
I dont possess any skooma. You will see my inventory is full of healing potions xD
I am one weirdo whos never ever commits crime in elder scrolls games xd
I need 60 frickin' partial organs.
Why am I like this?
I also need one last Symphonist head.
Or two. I also want a trophy lol
60 Partial Organs.
That'll make 12 Organs which is needed for all three Maestro armor sets.
And that's just ONE complete set of armors.
I got nothin'
I'm at ||Act 2|| already and have 5 shards
I've been trying, I should show my two hours of running around hitting every wall I can find
try hitting the wall you couldnt find
:3
It was fun at first but I'm starting to get frustrated with how many enemies do 2 hearts of damage
And one complaint I have is the starting health, you need two masks in order to notice the difference
Because 6 is still a 3 shot
Sorry, doubt any of that would be spoilers
yeag the two mask stuff has been my main complaint so far
||you can kinda mitigate it with one tool you can get from the Hunter's Path but that merchant's pretty well hidden||
In other news, fought ||Las||t J||udge||
Very fun fight, Hornet feels sooo good to play
My favorite type of combat is when things feel like a dance, and Hornet's full moveset is exactly that
Exclusively using the default ||crest||
||I'm fighting myself to not use the wanderer one, I bought this game to play as Hornet so I really shouldn't use the knight's moveset||
I'll have to take another peek
Once I'm out of hell anyways
||The Citadel is huuuge and I have yet to find a way out||
I need to find two more Symphonists.
Sunnuvabitch.
||At least I got out of the depths, now that sucked||
if you wanna know ||the merchant's hidden above the Hunter's Path bench room, leftmost wall||
I've gotten so tired of it I'm starting to bench warp so I don't lose my stuff
||He also does sell a boomerang tool||
ive gotten lots of mileage out of save/quit abuse
Yeah
Again I don't want to use it
But when ||even the environment regularly does 2 masks of damage...||
||Ham sandwich||
And again, 3 shot
Its a crime nintendo hasnt made a mario kart track that uses the sm64 slide theme yet
How could you spoil skong like that man smh my head
theres at least the Magma Bell for that
Maybe I'm just a little burnt out, I don't have the stamina to put more than 20 hours into a game in a short amount of time
I mean for one thing, yeah
But ||the worms at the cliff, the saws in that nightmare place (I miss the White Palace
) and every other thing in between||
ive made it a point that if i get frustrated enough i put it off for a hour or until i feel like it again
Yeah
On the bright side I got to Cl||ockwork Dancers||
Very cool
Literal dance lol
oh that's skong talk, right ?
||I thought they had a fixed moveset and that was the gimmick but unfortunately not the case. (Specifically I thought that because of the second phase, thought it'd speed up a few times or something)||
Yeah
Then I say hello and goodbye to yall, I don't want to derail the topic and won't participate cuz spoilers
have fun
Tbh I should be like
Making food or sleeping or something
Literally laying in bed for an hour
"Ok, lets see the chat"
enter chat
-Spoiler tag
-Spoiler tag
-Spoiler tag
-spoiler tag
Yeah, sorry
Don't be, it's normal to be excited to talk about a new game
and putting spoilers tags on everything is actually the respectful thing to do
I think I'll return to Hu||nter's Path||, my map looks really empty there
I'm like
I know, im just joking
I do prefer having a CIA briefing simulator than full spoilers in view
Showing some letters to give people an idea of what I'm talking about, but few enough that it means nothing to people who don't
Funny gif i found
subject was ||lorem ipsumed||
Look at that, Zori returning to Humanity instead of returning to Monke
Like I could say "plin plin plon" and no one would know
Average SCP document
(Idk if it's humanity but it was fit for the spoiler length)
I reject my humanity! 🗿
Most accessible SCP document
And its always
"Nothing will happen"
"The shit happened"
Side note but I like how the containment procedure is the first thing on each document
(At least according to a friend, I haven't done any digging myself)
[REDACTED] it, when [DATA EXPUNGED] if SCP-■■■■ gets to [DATA LOST], protocol poopfart-orange must be enacted
link to tale hub with 50 page stories
Average Safe class SCP
From an in universe perspective, yeah
It's arguably the most important part and also includes how to recontain the thing, if applicable
I see SCP has recruited Resident Evil scientists
Like Resident Evil files
"We annoyed the thing for 20 hours with a needle, it wont escape"
change page
"It escaped"
"We made bioweapons beyond human control, but everything's fine"
"Turns out, everything is not fine."
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
"We sent an MTF team to recontain this SCP"
"the MTF team all died but we found a shaky cam and audio recording of the incident where the last survivor heroically sacrificed themselves to recontain the SCP"
mtf ?
Coincidence, Mobile Task Force
Ah I see
.. now im imagining Cave Johnson running Umbrella and that sounds
hillarious
Yep, that's exactly what I thought in the first place gadzooks
And sadly, transitionning doesn't give you an elite training in firearms and military tactics
Hot take: leveling systems in video games are not good
Depends
depends on the genre
I think hornets moveset is cool but like
||wanderer is just better||
Leveled equipment is bad, that's a bit more accurate
Not a fan of the concept, but I don't mind it overall
Also like
40 hours in base HK so ||it's just familiar||
leveling systems for pvp games are often really tricky to balance but for like a turn based rpg or something its kinda necessary



