non-drg-chat

[narrow sail]

@exotic depot

[last hinge]

alternatively, electrical tape

[narrow sail]

*is rewatching "Conquering Jak 3: A Speedrunning Documentary"

hears some familiar music

"At 13 years old, he would emerge as nothing short of a prodigy"

uh oh. it's Goofy.

This kid for context utterly demolished the Jak 3 leaderboards.

He's a damn monster.

Someone moderating the leaderboard had to make sure his gameplay wasn't sped up because of how fast he was going.

It wasn't, he's just that good.

[upper cradle]

I feel like a fucking idiot rn

I wanted to stop the helldivers 2 update

and for some reason thought uninstall was the button I had to press

[narrow sail]

I-

[upper cradle]

I think my brain just stopped working for these few seconds😭

[narrow sail]

checks file name

Of course it's from the original Naked Gun movies.

[remote lantern]

its snowrunner now

yes you can honk

the cannon has limited ammo

if the main objective is done the truck will blow up

[south flare]

Automatic 10/10 game

[celest reef]

wait its not automated!?

[vernal raptor]

what button was the honk button again?

[vernal raptor]

nah you get to drive the damn thing

it’s really fun to drive too

[last hinge]

cannot wait to have teammates call in orbital napalm barrages on me while I'm in this thing 🔥

[south flare]

Why wait for them to do it when you can call them in yourself?

[last hinge]

this is true

[vernal raptor]

honestly i bet it could face tank it

[remote lantern]

F

[remote lantern]

it can tank a charger

[vernal raptor]

i tried Z because borderlands lol

[last hinge]

it probably could

[remote lantern]

and yes the tires can pop

[vernal raptor]

ooooog

[last hinge]

It can tank a few orbital railcannons, according to my friend

[vernal raptor]

yikes

[last hinge]

and the tires take 4 full unsafe charged railgun shots to pop

[south flare]

What... is that thing made of?

[desert salmon]

I am. Sleeby =v=

[faint stream]

hi sleeby

I'm ramen

[remote lantern]

big man

the bones we see are juveniles prob

[candid sedge]

Does a lowest tier difficulty mission in Quasimorph
Proceeds to enter a hallway
12-15 enemies later, dead bodies have piled up so much in a doorway that the 10+ apparently extra enemies are having to shoot at the corpse piles with 100+ loot inside lol

wtf why there so many enemies in a low difficulty mission 🙁

I broke a gun in process and started knifing things

not to mention went through many healing stuff

[strong phoenix]

16 thunderer barrages

[upper cradle]

Helldivers 2 is so peak, I just wish it was a lot more optimized and they lowered the size of the game

[strong phoenix]

The game has doubled in size since launch

I am continually vindicated for not reinstalling it

[upper cradle]

it's not even 90gb on consoles

I just dont understand why they can't think of something for pc

[remote lantern]

its now in 140 in pc

[native echo]

Install size is still just 30 gigs

Idk how they do it

[remote lantern]

52 duplicated assets

[upper cradle]

OH MY GOD BRUH

[native echo]

Accidentally unpacked the game 4 times

[remote lantern]

good thing i bought a 1tb ssd

black ops 7 is getting a competition

[upper cradle]

I should just get my ass back to hd1 if I don't want half of my disc to belong to hd2 the second they update the game next time

[remote lantern]

game really needs like a 2 month optimization fix and size reduction

[native echo]

At least its not cod

Thats like, 300 gigs?

[remote lantern]

well 1 call of duty

[upper cradle]

Truth nuke

[native echo]

Truth hellbomb

[remote lantern]

steam says Bo6 is 128gb

[native echo]

Cap

Its lying to you

[remote lantern]

yeah battle.net will say it to you accurately

[upper cradle]

I speak for everyone when I say that we can handle a few months without updates so arrowhead can optimize and reduce the size of their game

[native echo]

Yea

Well

No

A lot of people would get mad

[strong phoenix]

Wrong
Helldivers gamers will literally DIE if they go a week without content

[native echo]

Because if you dont get weekly new stuff people get mad

[strong phoenix]

They’d only be experiencing a normal update cycle and that’s NOT ok

[native echo]

Real

[remote lantern]

i dont get how marvel rivals needs to load my shaders like 2 times a day

[strong phoenix]

Do you close and re open the game

[remote lantern]

well on a long period

like i play in the after noon and night

but now i dont play much

[strong phoenix]

Then it needs to re cache the shaders because you closed the game

[remote lantern]

it used to load the shaders before you get in the menu

[vagrant night]

Anyone wanna see a really dumb meme

[remote lantern]

sure

[rocky iron]

how mant deltarunes is that

[vital crown]

How are the caves on helldivers?

[vagrant night]

I had a much bigger plan but I'm tired and want to go to bed (and the file is already almost too big)

Probably because I wasted 15 seconds on buildup

[vital crown]

It's going to be 20 bucks

[remote lantern]

bring ammo

lots of ammo

[vagrant night]

I should've started this last week
But I actually realized I don't think SIlksong was revealed in a showcase so there goes that idea

Spoilers for outer wilds but ||that music plays before the time loop starts|| so I was going to do that as the punchline

But kinda hard to do without one

[vital crown]

I'll bring a laser

[remote lantern]

yeah bring a laser

[vital crown]

And maybe some gas

[remote lantern]

some spots have a few opening

so bring in your EATs commandos or sentries

[upper cradle]

They should add short Helldivers and pickaxe as a secondary weapon

[vital crown]

Can bile titans spawn in the caves?

[remote lantern]

they dont even have drills in helldivers

[remote lantern]

no but impalers can

[vagrant night]

Oh sweet I missed the big release date box too, yeah that was a waste

Anyways bedtime

Have fun helldiving

[remote lantern]

guy is mad chill

[vital crown]

Laser can deal with those and the chargers

[remote lantern]

also you can use your mech inside the caves

just squeeze in sideways

[native echo]

I will play so many mechs in caves

[upper cradle]

Can you fit an FRV inside a cave?

[remote lantern]

maybe

also the new map has so many waters

you cant dive to dodge chargers

[silent herald]

The hivelord arrived? Or it will be a late addition?

[remote lantern]

well it is now

i think its a rare spawn

[silent herald]

I see

[remote lantern]

like leviathans

[vital crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-hyper-realistic-hyper-realistic-cell-hyper-realistic-perfect-cell-gif-1635843172149104674

[silent herald]

I thought it would be a mission objective

Like "kill the hivelord, then go to extraction"

[remote lantern]

it would be tedious

it dives most of the time

[vital crown]

What is the hive lord?

[silent herald]

A enemy from first Helldiver

[remote lantern]

the big ass worm in the photo

[vital crown]

We need bigger guns

[remote lantern]

we are getting on thursday

[vital crown]

I am looking forward to the silo

[silent herald]

Even the hivelord return and yet the helldivers still dont have the tank from previous game

A lost technology

[vital crown]

What I want is a way to resupply the mechs

[silent herald]

Hiverlord reminds me of that Starcraft Heart of the Swarm cinematic
Of bugs attacking the city and theres a scene where a marine see a nydus worm poping in middle of the terran army

[remote lantern]

i just want the game to be fixed tbh and reduce space size

by the moment the missile releases it explodes on leaving the hole

[silent herald]

Western company dev: "The best i can do is duplicate files"

[remote lantern]

im waiting for when u spawn the game crashes

[upper cradle]

I miss my REP-80 medic gun…

[remote lantern]

but they fixed us being a 40k dreadnought

[silent herald]

"Healing/repairing dont make sense in war, you need to KILL, not HEAL, get this old ass lever action rifle and go to battle"

[vital crown]

I hope we push the squids away from super earth

[last hinge]

It's funny how Similar every bug related alien race is

[last hinge]

no one wants to play against them 😭

[silent herald]

Its a popular trope

[last hinge]

Flesh mobs and elevated overseers and leviathans just make it unfun

[remote lantern]

im forced to bring the autocannon to counter the damn fleshmobs or the eruptor

[last hinge]

I love eruptor

[vital crown]

Hahaha gas go brrrrrr

[silent herald]

Helldivers enemies are the 3 main tropes of space villains
Alien bugs
Robots
Aliens with advanced technology and psychic powers

[last hinge]

the wasp launcher is also rly good against them
but only bc
the thing that makes it bad against heavy armor is what makes it good against them 🌚

Most of the damage is heavy pen aoe instead of anti tank direct

[haughty venture]

Except gas only works sometimes against fleshmobs and is still currently bugged

[vital crown]

And the damage is dooky

Except on the grenade for some reason

[remote lantern]

also titan holes appear in cave mega nests

[last hinge]

the utility of 1 tapping grounded ships and quick cool down of gas still makes it good despite the mid damage

[remote lantern]

i used a charger to close one

[silent herald]

Man, helldivers 2 is truly a very bad optimized game uh? And yet its still very popular

[last hinge]

it's funny when the bloated spawns of heavies alone just makes the nests self destruct

[remote lantern]

yeah i believe him

[silent herald]

Need more pixels

[remote lantern]

its hella fun and hella not optimized

[strange cradle]

key point: it's badly optimized on PC
even if the PC port is goofing around, that's only part of the playerbase

[silent herald]

I wasnt talking only about fps stuff
I was talking about gameplay problems too

[haughty venture]

It's not as catastrophic on consoles but their performance isn't amazing either

Apparently plenty of PS5 folks can't even drop in without crashing rn

[silent herald]

"You like this X weapon? Lmao, it have a old bug that make it useless, go use this Y weapon you dont like"

[haughty venture]

I'm gonna be honest I don't care about the file size stuff at all

[silent herald]

"You like flamethrower? Well, we fixed a bug it had and now its useless, have fun"

Man, flamethrower in a game is a 50/50
Or its the most op weapon of the whole game
Or its the most useless shit of the game

Bonus point if the flamethrower make the enemy stop attacking and focus on screaming (basically a "stun")

[remote lantern]

i used the flamethrower once the enemies cant get set on fire

or the fire goes away on their body

like huh do their skin have fire extinguishers or something

[sly pawn]

I dont view western media a lot but what is

3IATLAS or whatever the name was

My whole FYP across all apps got it refomended

[remote lantern]

this thing is sick tho

modded recoilless rifle

[last hinge]

it doesn't set the ground on fire enough, and sometimes they just walk through your stream of flame anyway and swat at you

[last hinge]

I'm glad the weapon I like the most, eruptor, is one of the ones that is good 🥹

but it feels like a cheesy crutch weapon lmao

[haughty venture]

Eruptor is going to be OP forever I think lol. AH fucked up nerfing it so many times and now the community would riot if they brought it to a reasonable level.

[remote lantern]

reduced mag size to 4

[upper cradle]

Is that a fucking pulse blade pilot from titanfall 2

[last hinge]

I'm somewhat unsatisfied with the odst guns, but the AR is okay at least

lib penetrator but it actually does damage

[last hinge]

that'd be a fine nerf ig, but probably wouldn't rly stop it from being what it is

[hazy perch]

Oh fuck I just bought elin

[last hinge]

bc what it is/is supposed to be is just better than alot of primaries, it's a heavy pen launcher with shrapnel in your primary slot

[remote lantern]

its a mod so yeah

[hazy perch]

I have no money for silkcope

[remote lantern]

i dont care for silksong i just wanted it to release

[static spade]

Skong?!

[hazy perch]

Holy shit I just bought it on 28

And already almost 100 hours in

[last hinge]

I just wish so many other primaries weren't just completely outclassed

just guns in general, esp secondaries

[bright cove]

you dont really need to dive you can just run to their left or right

[last hinge]

The only reason I would switch off talon is for grenade pistol for bug holes/fabs, or ultimatum for grounded ships

but eruptor already covers the first two

[dire pebble]

what helmet is that?

[last hinge]

If I had it, the verdict looks like it could at least compete, and be fun to use, but everything else in the warbond it's in is kind of bad

[dire pebble]

personally i could never switch off the senator

[last hinge]

oh right

[haughty venture]

Talon my beloved

[last hinge]

that one's good too

[dire pebble]

just having a pocket "fuck you" for anything

[last hinge]

but I don have it

[hazy perch]

The senator has awfull sights if you on a shit pc

[last hinge]

heavy pen on a secondary is funny

[haughty venture]

And yeah verdict does fill a very similar role, I used it almost exclusively before the talon

Id kill for a "DMR" primary based off the talon

[dire pebble]

it one-taps overseers

and the like

[last hinge]

I feel like it can do more persistent damage, but the burst damage of talon and it's infinite ammo if you just manage not firing it one extra time, or a bit slower, is just hard to beat

[dire pebble]

i don't have the talon, which warbond is it? or is it a superstore item?

[haughty venture]

Uh I forgor

Is not superstore tho

[last hinge]

the western/cowboy/bounty hunter one

[haughty venture]

Borderline justice

[last hinge]

yea

The dynamite is fun too, but I'm considering switching off it
bc eruptor just does aoe, and thermites exist-

I haven't used the deadeye a whole lot, but it can apparently 1tap overseers in the face

[haughty venture]

Even the DCS can iirc

[last hinge]

pfft

my controller aim and mild dislike of the way ADS works in hd2 makes me stray away from marksman rifles

[haughty venture]

Oh God, yeah I'd not even try it on sticks

[last hinge]

but I've seen ppl just 1tap groups of devastators with even base diligence

[last hinge]

It also doesn't help that I have bad input delay bc my PC can barely run the game

but thankfully one of the strongest things you can do in hd2 is run and throw smth behind you, and/or toss sentries

[haughty venture]

Verdict with it's 125 and medium can manage it

Which feels fuckin badass

[last hinge]

I'm a sucker for heavier pistols, but most games that have them lean too far into the heavy side and it's just a glorified deagle with too much recoil and not enough rof

[vital crown]

It's fake sadly 😔

[desert salmon]

That was a little annoying but I have my latias now ::>

master ball my beloved I love invalidating one roaming legendary's entire gimmick per game

[dire pebble]

"These Terminids have been dubbed the Rupture Strain. Excessive force is advised."

[remote lantern]

the normal digging bugs have strong armor like u need med pen to kill them

[vital crown]

Laser go...
uhhh what sound does it make?

[haughty venture]

Kinda a microwave ish noise, but the laser cannon just isn't great for bugs. They don't have the fragile weak points to really make it shine like bots and squids

[iron vortex]

iterators are real

[native echo]

you want to shower? the poor data canter is thirsty and you want to shower? have you no sympathy for the poor misinformation machine?

[last hinge]

and it doesn't rly have any stagger/stun, afaik, which is rly good or keeping them off you

[haughty venture]

Yeah it's a mix of no CC and low DPS

Neither are a huge issue on the other two fronts but deal breakers with bugs

[lunar wadi]

I will watercool you with my shower water

[barren crow]

Cheese Louis

[native echo]

also chat, (not so) cool story bout my way to reaching my peak (transitioning)

so i've started a job yesterday with about 45 other people, big company and stuff, overall im still quite happy, i am in a sub group with 6 different people, unfortunately, one of them gives me the ick, in the "he would totally not be fine with a trans person" way, which i find quite unfortunate

also not just in the "damn he would really not be supportive" kinda way but the "i would actually fear for my safety if he found out" kinda way

[remote lantern]

speaking of lasers wolfenstein TNC has the best laser sound

[remote lantern]

tell hr?

[native echo]

i would, but i literally had my first day yesterday and i may be overreacting

im like 90% sure the guy is far right but eeeeeeeh i dont really know what to do about that

[native echo]

also, we had an introduction round today, he said he does martial arts, when asked what martial art he does, he dodged around the question and just came with a "oh you know, just practicing with friends"

hella sus imo but i wanna get through the first week at least

[remote lantern]

with an answer like that the guy he trained with must be a fake

or just watched to many jackie chan movies

[iron vortex]

tai chi

clearly

[urban wharf]

Buh
Guh

[iron vortex]

it gets oneshot by gas mines

btw

[vital crown]

Are you implying I can't laser the bugs? thats not very democratic of you

[cyan cipher]

impossible

[dire pebble]

i hate these fucking bugs

[iron vortex]

its a crazy bug

i cant believe its fucking real

[cyan cipher]

so gas mine one shot it.... interesting

very interesting

[native echo]

oh also a conversation i overheard: (a guy talking to him) "yeah you should also wear something different so that if you do something like the nazi salute they cant throw you out"

[strange cradle]

the main issue with quasar and laser cannon against bugs is you kinda have to be slowed down while charging/focusing the laser
the oncoming charger is not intent on waiting for you to do that

[cedar maple]

I've just realised the Helldiver ships in HD2 look alot like the Republic cruiser from that angle.

[glass river]

one proot

two proots

ha hahaa

[cyan cipher]

yuh

[strange cradle]

that's a mod lmao that's straight up a venator

[cyan cipher]

my game is modded

heavily modded

[silent herald]

Geonosis look weird

[strange cradle]

do you have the miku miku orbital beam tho

[urban wharf]

Reaching critical mass

[dire pebble]

i think what i hate most about these damn diggin' bugs

[cedar maple]

ROGER ROGER!!

[cyan cipher]

no

but i have Gabriel Ultrakill

[remote lantern]

istg audio mods are a must have in hd2 the minigun is silent and chargers are ninjas

[dire pebble]

is it's just time-based

[strange cradle]

protogen implies the existence of an electrogen and a neutrogen

[urban wharf]

How do those look

Why do i feel so tired...

[dire pebble]

there's nothing to do when a rupture charger decides "i'm gonna sit underground for thirty seconds"

[south flare]

It could alternatively imply the existence of a noobtogen

[cedar maple]

You new helldivers wouldn't know Liberty if it hit you in the face and shouts would you like a cup of Liber-Tea:

[cedar maple]

I unironically like the Venerator cruiser design for Star Wars.

Star Destroyer way too many gunmetal grey

The CIS ship either Bagel, Bun or Baguette

[urban wharf]

Im going to delay skong
And nobody can stop me

[upper cradle]

Aw man I want to play hd2 so much, I just wish I wasn't a fucking idiot and didn't delete the game instead of pausing the update

And well if I didn't delete it I wouldn't have to download whole ass 140 gbs

[vital crown]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[upper cradle]

🥸

[vital crown]

[dreamy zenith]

:/

bleh.

[urban wharf]

I wanna go home
Work stoopid

[upper cradle]

Become unemployed and dont go to stoopid work

[vital crown]

Hahaha sucker I get off in 6 minutes

[last hinge]

The audio is weird

I hear bile titan vocals from 100m, but the titan stomping behind me is near silent

Spore charger coming in from Hell out of nowhere like the ghost rider but all I can hear is the two scavs chirping

[vital crown]

A 10 Warthog go brrrtt

[dreamy zenith]

those must be special scavs

[urban wharf]

Y everybody playing helldivers again

[last hinge]

Odst warbond, and new update

[trail storm]

helldivers released on xbox too

[granite furnace]

Fun

[last hinge]

that too

ever since I switched to PC last year I occasionally forget Xbox exists

[last hinge]

wait...true

[strange cradle]

I think microsoft themselves are trying to forget xbox exists

[last hinge]

they must be

I've been hit by scavs more than hive guards

[strange cradle]

tmw Stalkers, special stealth bugs whose whole idea is to ambush you unexpectedly, have clear and distinct audio cues
but the charger barely makes any noise

[last hinge]

yeaaah

they also just throw you back and run half the time they even catch you, unless they really caught you by surprise

like,, the charger sound design is GOOD, you can hear each of their legs stomping at you, it's just they don't have the volume of each sound in the spot they should

Bug breach call-ins, scavs' especially, are very very distinct, but the sound of a charger running isn't bc it isn't loud enough

[granite furnace]

This rock… it’s an xbox

[long monolith]

Can someone soothe me

Theres nothing worse then peak being on waiting list

[restive pier]

I’d say the AR and the Shotgun are the most worth it if only because it can

[last hinge]

the shotgun's comical 600 damage is p good, but anyhting with light armor just tanks it, and you might as well use the cookoout for the fire

but being able to 2 tap pred stalkers is nothing to scoff at either

[last hinge]

it making the hunters explode is funny though

[lavish cape]

been having really bad optimization with HD2 after the illuminate update. been trying everything.

i like the game but the crunchy lag spoils the fun

[last hinge]

the M90 fires armor piercing, 8ga tungsten pellets that can crack alien shields designed to reflect bullets and absorb explosions, at least give it medium pen 🥹

[narrow sail]

SO-

Repo. Very silly game. Very goofy.

Turns out, you can quite literally be flashbanged by words in it.

[last hinge]

some missions are just laggier than others fsr

city missions especially, but that has more terrain to load ig (although even then the gen is funky)

some missions just have hotspots of
something?? i really dont know
and if i enter that general area of some spots in missions, my frames tank and i get mad input delay

[lavish cape]

same

[narrow sail]

The devs allow you to use markup in the chat box, which allows you to change your text in a number of ways.

Font and colour are examples, but the one we're looking at is size.

Because of how the chat system works in Repo (the text is displayed in front of you), you can type a gigantic character and it will fill everyone's screens if they're looking at you.

Comedy.

You can quite literally flashbang people with words in Repo.

[last hinge]

there's also

like

[narrow sail]

How do I know this? Badger's Repo video.

How does HE know about it? Skulker of course, the bloody tech nerd.

[last hinge]

sure, i get it, the gloom makes it harder to see n stuff,
but this is a combination of both that AND the questionable lighting
and i cant even see anyhting past this alley (i also caught a hunter phasing thorugh the building here too, thats fun)

[narrow sail]

The man made AI clones of his buddies' voices, of course he's going to figure out if a game has markup in its chat.

[loud mountain]

So the resident evil 2 remake was good

However

I had less of a problem with Mr x when compared to the fucking lickers

[narrow sail]

Ah, lickers.

Utter bastards, I've heard.

[hollow oak]

You talk like a townsfolk NPC in the best way possible

[haughty venture]

By next year every single primary will be medium lol

[narrow sail]

lmao

[strong phoenix]

I ❤️ power creep

[loud mountain]

Look im gonna be real here

[haughty venture]

Apparently the new burrowing sub faction is all medium

[loud mountain]

I enjoyed the resident evil 2 remake but i kinda preferred dead space

[strong phoenix]

Oh so it’s like
Literally impossible with the base loadout if you lose your machine gun

[haughty venture]

The explosive meta will continue until morale improves

[strong phoenix]

You will eruptor and Autocannon and you will like it

Bouncy

Oh you can delete attachments but the message still sends

Pretend I sent a video of the new oil truck mission getting space launched by a hive lord then bouncing once and exploding

[rapid hare]

can't say a thing

[native echo]

Sleepy time

[cedar maple]

It's the valve potted plant!!

[rapid hare]

uhm.. okay?

[native echo]

Or should i spend another hour playing war thunder

[rapid hare]

sleep

[cedar maple]

I guess that one didn't land.

[cedar maple]

Depends if it's Air RB, Ground RB, or 🤮 Naval RB.

[rapid hare]

im gonna fall asleep any second i think

awesome

[native echo]

German 7.0 ground rb

[rapid hare]

need to play

[native echo]

I love my teammates!

[cedar maple]

Rat gaming?

[native echo]

They are so helpful in using their dead bodies to block enemy sidelines!

[native echo]

Kugelblitz gaming

Just 68.000 fp for the wiesel

[cedar maple]

Filver Pions.

[native echo]

Flubbo points

[granite furnace]

First oil truck mission and I didn’t hear the voiceline about getting away from it

[native echo]

Same

I stood on it, watching the fuel transport take off

Then boom

[primal frigate]

[granite furnace]

Also I was expecting a worm type enemy but… not that size

[granite furnace]

Can’t let those filthy bugs have our stuff
-# ignore everything we drop on death

[native echo]

Bugs cant hold guns (yet) so its fine

[silent herald]

Wanda and Cosmo?

[narrow sail]

Dear god.

[native echo]

Deer god?

[primal frigate]

there's more

[rapid hare]

no

they're blue

ican tell

look

[granite furnace]

I’m blue

[rapid hare]

that's good

every blue thing is gonna be named.. polar bear

[dire pebble]

i'm like china in a bull shop

i'm very fragile

[wise void]

are they holding a render or a photo of a house, or is it a modded minecraft build

looks kinda blocky but could be doable with a bunch of mods (chisels and bits is the most obvious required mod)

[dire pebble]

i don't see where you need mods

[silent herald]

Why youre overanalyzing a meme?

[dire pebble]

but i might not be looking close enough

'cause it's fun

[wise void]

i'm just kinda autistic like that ig :3

[silent herald]

:3

[primal frigate]

it's not modded at all

ive seen houses like that in build tutorials that are like

10 years old now

[wise void]

at first i thought some of the greenery or columns, or the grass lines in the ground in front, needed chisels and bits
and the lamp strips look modded too
but i think i was wrong about the first part

[primal frigate]

those lamp strips are just a buncha sea lanterns

[wise void]

really?
they looked pure white with gray borders in the photo but maybe it's just the shader washing them out due to the stronger glow

[desert salmon]

progress!

[wise void]

:33333

[desert salmon]

i think that's just shaders

[narrow sail]

Yeah it's probably a resource pack and shaders.

[wise void]

as i said i thought some parts were narrower than a block, but i think i was wrong

[hollow oak]

Has anyone used shelves as vertical slabs yet

[wise void]

you mean vertical slabs as shelves?

probably but i think trapdoors work better for that since they're thinner

[cedar maple]

I may of caused tiny problem down in the Byzantine Empire.... It's now Catholic because my daughter married the third heir of the throne, which caused him to convert to Catholicism...

[exotic depot]

wild with no context

[cedar maple]

Context: CK2

[placid path]

of course it was CK

[cedar maple]

Even with the context of it being CK2, it's still wild.

[cedar maple]

Ofcourse it doesn't top the time I demonically impregnated my horse wife who gave birth to a slow inbred immortal horse child, who I managed to get to become Pope

Which by the way my character wasn't even catholic, they were Pagan.

[desert salmon]

poor kyogre can't even manage to hit my dead bug smh

[hollow oak]

No.
Using shelf block as a vertical slab

[wise void]

there is a shelf block?

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Shelf

good lord that's new

newest i've touched is 1.21.6 (haven't played minecraft in a while and i usually play modded)

[hollow oak]

[Old joke here]

[wise void]

but yeah that'd work well as a vertical slab

…and somehow i didn't process the part where you said "vertical"
how did i forget that anything that works as a vertical slab or adjacent is quite special in vanilla minecraft

[restive pier]

I forgor it went past 20 ._.

[chilly sparrow]

the army came knocking in my messages telling me about some letter i recieved in a digital inbox apparently

an interesting development to say the least

[narrow sail]

I think I know that kobold.

Coal, if I'm not mistaken.

[restive pier]

She creature

[barren steppe]

THEY CAN BLEED

[narrow sail]

@barren steppe

Good job, Helldiver.

Keep up the good fight.

[charred pollen]

god i hate new bugs

[rigid niche]

Most degenerate costume i ever made because i ended up spent 2 dollars. Worth it tho xd

[charred pollen]

feels like psn times, being forced into running crossbow

concept is cool but its literally temporary invincibility and movement buff, on a chaff enemy

[narrow sail]

is good. love the brass beast.

[charred pollen]

with more armor than armored unit

[rigid niche]

I tried to meme by only spinning brass beast and go super slow. I ended up dominate 3 players because i am always ready and they die before even get chance to shoot me. I wasnt trying to win at all xD

[charred pollen]

i do not want to hear even single argument about hiveguard having same armor

first, no they dont, hiveguard has leg weakpoints

[rigid niche]

Usually if i do meme strats entire enemy team dominates me but it seems going super slow and defensive is an viable strategy for heavy

[charred pollen]

second, hiveguard slows down to crawl if you even just look at it

[narrow sail]

You ever heard of the story of the Tortoise and the Hare, Sherlock?

[desert salmon]

oh shit i got kyogre

[narrow sail]

Oh shit-

[barren steppe]

my friends perspective

[charred pollen]

i wonder how fast a spear-resupply crew can kill it

[haughty venture]

I've seen people say they have 150k HP but IDK how accurate it is

[charred pollen]

real question is if there's fatal bodypart with less hp

[haughty venture]

If there is spear would not be able to target it.

Justice for spear

[desert salmon]

so. i think emerald's economy might be a little busted

I am not struggling at all to keep stocked up on 99 hyper potions, ultra balls and max repels, and 50+ revives

[rigid niche]

Sorry didnt saw your message. I am like 20 minutes late to the message. Personally tortoise and rabbit wont makes sense to me since they are different animals. Both of them will fall prey to the predators and gets eaten. One is too slow to run away other one is too weak that had to run away.

So their redpective speed is umm

[narrow sail]

Have you at least heard of the phrase "Slow and steady wins the race?"

[rigid niche]

I mean... yes average performance matters more but if something has no top speed it cannot win. An tractor has such strenght but its meant to push heavy objects and not reach high speeds. Every car can go fast. But ones with higher top speed will win in long run. In case of animal race i can see being steady mattering more

[narrow sail]

It's an old fable, I'm not actually trying to compare the two animals.

[rigid niche]

Hmm... its me again going off the track of the topic xD

[narrow sail]

It's fine.

[hoary panther]

got the bleed team
4 vampires, 2 yakuza members, and a painter

[rigid niche]

My dads worked company had slogan of strenght or intelect won't matter if you act first before opponent even think about acting to begin with

But of course strategy and decisions arent legit physical speed

[narrow sail]

But essentially, the Hare had challenged the Tortoise to a race, believing that he'd handily win.

The Hare had gotten such a lead that he decided to take a nap under a tree, self-assured of his victory.

By the time he wakes up, the Tortoise had crossed the finish line.

[rigid niche]

real hare would never sleep and will go finish line from paranoia

[narrow sail]

Hence the phrase "Slow and steady wins the race."

[restive pier]

Just now deciphered the funny glitch text at the start
“I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER STOP NOW”

[narrow sail]

I was trying to compare that to you and your heavy with the brass beast.

Are you slow as hell? Yes.

But you are always prepared.

[rigid niche]

I think brass beast works in that meme strat because being slow diminish biggest downside of slow spin up. If its always spins its free damage bonus and super lethal in close

[restive pier]

Personally I think the lesson should be “don’t be stupid and finish the job”

[narrow sail]

You're basically a walking brick with the Brass Beast.

[rigid niche]

So constantly stuck to spinning makes me think ahead and position well

[narrow sail]

Slow as hell, but good luck trying to kill them especially if you're caught off guard.

[rigid niche]

Usually scouts, demos or soldiers prefer hitrun peeking corners so best idea is to stop spin and go elsewhere in different position opponent won't expects.

[narrow sail]

lol. lmao.

[rigid niche]

So heavy wins by being random places more then other classes

[narrow sail]

Imagine getting jumpscared by a Brass Beast heavy.

I can't imagine how confused those people must be.

[rigid niche]

There was an sewer fight going on i was on other side and every running away 4 enemies got cooked by brass beast xd

They didnt expect an heavy in there

[narrow sail]

To be fair, who would expect a heavy to be camping in the sewers?

You'd at least expect an engie.

[haughty venture]

Very considering they'd have to be playing with either their headphones or monitor unplugged.

[narrow sail]

Not a wholeass russian man with a gatling gun.

WAIT- give me a moment

Yup it's a gatling gun.

Had to double check.

[rigid niche]

It feels like spy can have alternative role of protecting teammates: you cloak and dagger in an room of teammates. Locate people who backdoor or flank then backstab them while they hyper focused on something else. Both enemy dont expects you plus spy is safer there then frontline

[narrow sail]

I guess that's why the Level 3 Sentry meme is a thing.

Because well, you're basically a sentient sentry once you're revved.

[rigid niche]

I seen one spy keep backstabbing demomans in corner try to shoot down engie nest

[restive pier]

Say, what are the differences between a minigun and a gatling gun?

[haughty venture]

Not much

[narrow sail]

Gatling gun is much older.

[rigid niche]

Well... i dont even know does miniguns ever used in warfare beside used to shoot aircraft from quantity of bullets

[narrow sail]

As in the original design is from the 1860s.

It's old as balls.

[rigid niche]

Gatling gun would feel like an more oldschool machine gun to supressive fire one direction standing from there like an defensive spot

[narrow sail]

You look familiar.

[rigid niche]

If i remember older gatling guns are large

Brass beast xD

[narrow sail]

YOU'RE NOT WRONG.

This thing was used by the damn Union army.

It's THAT old.

[restive pier]

For some reason I’m connecting Minigun with Light Machine Guns, and LMGs are called that because they’re Lighter than a mounted Machine Gun, enough to be carried.

And clearly it looks like a Gatling Gun was a thing that belonged on wheels.

What makes it a Minigun?

[rigid niche]

I have absolute 0 knowledge about weapons themselves but i know people talking real war tactics of defending or attacking an important poisition. Covered with trenches and such

[narrow sail]

The "Mini" in the name is in comparison to larger-caliber designs that use a rotary barrel design ,[citation needed]

"Minigun" refers to a specific model of weapon that General Electric originally produced, but the term "minigun" has popularly come to refer to any externally powered rotary gun of rifle caliber. The term is sometimes used loosely to refer to guns of similar rates of fire and configuration, regardless of power source and caliber.

[rigid niche]

Such an cool concept to shape dirt around you and use as an cover

[narrow sail]

There's your answer!

[haughty venture]

The minigun is the 5.56 version of a 7.62 weapon

[restive pier]

Hum!
Neat

[narrow sail]

It's a smaller calibre. Doesn't really matter when it still spits lead at mach fuck.

[restive pier]

Hm, what’s the 7.62 weapon?

[narrow sail]

The Vulcan.

[rigid niche]

My uncle was in an legit war. He was manning an machine gun in an trench. But story is dark so i can't explain it with details. For some reason they not allowed soldiers to sleep since no replacement to take frontline so entire trench was filled with sleep deprived people napping over an dirt wall with machine guns trigger on their fingers.

[haughty venture]

No it's not the Vulcan that's a 30mm

[narrow sail]

I thought it was 20mm?

[haughty venture]

There are rotary guns in almost every common caliber

[narrow sail]

In either case, the Minigun is a (comparatively) smaller machine gun.

[haughty venture]

Either way 20 is just a little bit more than 7

[narrow sail]

Helps that both were made by General Electric.

[rigid niche]

When people sleep in middle of battlefield it drives people insane. Imagine you are asleep. Full silent in the dark. Then you hear so many gunfires at once next to you and your superior yells everyone to wake up and shoot their guns blindly through trees in forest

[cedar maple]

Just a normal CK2 game here.

Most of Southern france and middle france is owned by and I quote: Spanish Mongols.
West France is now Northern Italy, Austria and Southern Germany, It's also ruled by a dragon.
Middle France is now just the Benelux, Britanny is Pagan and Saxon
Aquintine is just doing Aquintine things
And the Pope's throne may actually be laced with uranium because every pop so far as died from cancer within 2 years of taking the throne.

[narrow sail]

They actually made the Vulcan before the Minigun.

I refer specifically to the M134 Minigun and the M61 Vulcan.

[charred pollen]

yeah thats why its called minigun

its small version of vulcan

[narrow sail]

yeh.

[restive pier]

Supposedly not according to Unkindant at least.

[narrow sail]

Also the Minigun's chambered in 7.62?

The hell you on about.

[restive pier]

Hum

[narrow sail]

AH.

[restive pier]

I imagine they’re researching rn

[narrow sail]

You're thinking of the MICROgun.

A funny prototype minigun that fires 5.56

[restive pier]

Seen that in Payday 2
Is that just a smaller Minigun and that’s it?

[narrow sail]

Yup.

[restive pier]

Comical

[narrow sail]

It's a minigun but man-portable.

It's also like I said, a prototype.

[restive pier]

Huh
Miniguns aren’t normally portable?

[rigid niche]

Think about it. 700 years ago first handcannons (first gunpowder gun) was just an iron pipe with two holes filled with gunpowder and only fires shots when it feels like it because has no trigger.

[narrow sail]

The thing... didn't exactly work right lol

[cedar maple]

The next Minigun version, The Nanogun, it's a pocket sized minigun.

[narrow sail]

Usually not if you're a singular dipshit.

Miniguns are still big fuckoff guns.

[restive pier]

Colloquially called the Laser Gun since it shoots tracers so fast it looks like a laser.

[restive pier]

Aah, team-manned.

[narrow sail]

The Minigun is usually mounted to something.

Also kinda needs a motor to run.

[hoary panther]

Heavy's minigun actually has visibly cut wires on it
it used to be mounted and he just
Ripped it off

[restive pier]

Heavy’s built different we don’t count him as normal

[narrow sail]

The Microgun was an attempt at making a version you could carry with you without needing a separate motor as a power source

Problem. The battery pack is kinda heavy.

Second problem. Ammo is also kinda heavy.

[rigid niche]

Imagine if your kings in old aged had an throne as an chariot and his pet lions drive it. xD

[hoary panther]

cut wires on bottom

[charred pollen]

minigun itself is portable

ammo is not

[narrow sail]

Heavy meanwhile is built different.

[restive pier]

Now’s the part when you tell me they tried to make an Edge of Tomorrow-type exosuit specifically for this gun.

[narrow sail]

nope lol

[restive pier]

Booooo

They didn’t try hard enough >:(

[narrow sail]

But yeah the thing... kinda flopped.

[charred pollen]

yeah in most cases its eaiser to just mount a gun on a car

[cedar maple]

No BUT there has been actual attempts to make Exoskeletons though

[narrow sail]

I wonder if Ian has an episode on it.

[restive pier]

Sounds like, it kinda seems like the popularity of a specific gun in media depends on how much actual usage it got.

[rigid niche]

Ironically this would work inside an forest with no roads for not being stuck in the mud or between trees

[restive pier]

Oh definitely, I forgot if I’ve heard one such story before…

[restive pier]

Crab :D

[charred pollen]

why is everything evolving in crabs

[restive pier]

As it should.

[narrow sail]

The Microgun is a bit of a dud compared to its larger cousins because of a few factors.

[cedar maple]

Clack Clack.

[rigid niche]

Australian game devs: makes dangerous australian crabs as an military unit

[cedar maple]

Namely it's fucking dumb and the recoil?

[rigid niche]

Crab with an missile launcher turret

[narrow sail]

The two most damning being its accuracy (kinda piss poor) and the calibre (it's... not really gonna hit as hard as 7.62 or .50 is it?)

[narrow sail]

The ammo itself was actually a massive problem if you fired it from aircraft.

The slipstream kinda... fucked up the accuracy a lot.

7.62 and .50, comparatively heavier rounds, did not give much of a damn.

The poor Microgun was doomed from the start.

But hey, it's at least an interesting little doohickey.

[rigid niche]

Mudcrabs. yes they exist in real life. in australia. yes they attack people and you dont wanna get caugh by their sharp pincers

[narrow sail]

Good lordy that's a big claw.

[rigid niche]

They jump as well

[narrow sail]

THEY WHAT

[rigid niche]

They try to hurt people by hopping while swinging their pincers

[narrow sail]

[rigid niche]

By jumping i mean not like an frog

Full vertical jump upwards to reach people

[narrow sail]

Ah.

Just jumping in place.

[rigid niche]

Yeah

[narrow sail]

A bit less terrifying.

[rigid niche]

Legs too small to jump real distance

Or maybe not meant to jump

Oh speaking of jumping

Trapjaw ants can rocket jump real life. By releasing their locked jaws with an shockwave and force

[toxic pilot]

good night my friends have a cozy night

[rigid niche]

They jump only backwards not foward

[narrow sail]

Oh right, these things!

[rigid niche]

Meant to escape threats

[celest reef]

https://youtu.be/gtDKKJq9u30

[rigid niche]

Bullet Ants. The ultimate ant specie. Its superior to other ants in every shape and form. Perfect large size, speed, defense and most painful bite there is for ants

[urban wharf]

look
its lammy

[rigid niche]

Also it has an stinger too

[urban wharf]

oh shit he has a weapon?

[rigid niche]

Yeti Crab. they living in the dark and blind. they use their hairlike stuff to feel surroundings

This african reptile creature is an cousin of an tortoise but not an tortoise

I dont remember its name tho. It had an short name but an weird one

[urban wharf]

what strange looking pokémon
cant belive how realistic the graphics are

[rigid niche]

Speaking of pokemons. Leaf Seadragons are real. i thought they were fictional seahorses

[dusky igloo]

is hoarding containers weird

Like not in excess

just like not throwing out cardboard boxes unless you have 3 others just like it

or like oh this box/tub/cylinder is a novel shape i could use that for something eventually

[desert salmon]

ok but we should absolutely start making these I don't care if they serve no practical purpose they're dramatic and cool and instantly give 6 points to any location that has one

[rocky iron]

can you explain the value of 6 points

[celest reef]

coolness points

https://tenor.com/view/ough-bunny-bunny-silly-bunny-bunny-loaf-loaf-bunny-gif-9399313628834501519

[rocky iron]

is there a scale
?

[last hinge]

guys...dont let it unburrow under you

[haughty venture]

I've seen like at least half a dozen clips of this thing getting one shot by hive lords and chargers already

Insta failing mission objectives is very fun and cool

[last hinge]

iunno about chargers

ive had a few

on top of it

and it didnt go down

until that worm came around

[narrow sail]

Anyone know some games with weird/interesting technology?

[wise void]

isn't it actually the sting that is this painful
(they'll likely do both on any big target though)

[hoary panther]

My time has come

[narrow sail]

no no no no no i'm not doing a deep dive into project moon.

[hoary panther]

Ughhhhhhhhhh

[strong phoenix]

I beat canto 8 last night

[thick parrot]

I love 3D World so much

[strong phoenix]

Manager
The horse is here

And his ass is NOT sinking friendly

[restive pier]

I have like a really stupid and extremely specific idea of showing a linguist an unfinished fake language I made 8 years ago to see of they can decipher any patterns in what the hell I was doing.

[hoary panther]

welcome back bamboo hatted kim

[strong phoenix]

Bamboo hatred Kim when I 2000 damage sinking deluge

[hoary panther]

What about ONE pm tech
Lemme see the list
Regen ampules, Warp trains, the hatchery (with a brief explanation of T corp’s singularity), Resonance tuning forks

[brittle citrus]

PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT

[wet mauve]

Nice one lammy!

[celest reef]

my man will do anything BUT do Pyanadons in Factorio

[safe meadow]

beans

[desert salmon]

The more points you have the more pointalicious you are

It's really quite a simple system

[brittle citrus]

I can spy on myself just fine

[native river]

what an absolute time to be alive

[strong phoenix]

I feel like you missed the intent

[brittle citrus]

I still can spy on myself just fine

[desert salmon]

...... Why did Pokemon make a Pokemon that literally guarantees victory in lore

Like it's a neat idea but. They must have understood how that directly contradicts any level of gameplay balance if they want to stay consistent right

[hollow oak]

NEW ZOOLIMINOLOGY DROPPED a day ago

[wise void]

personally i just think pokédex descriptions are not always accurate

[desert salmon]

It's like vicini's entire thing though

[wise void]

sometimes true, but sometimes based on myth rather than reality, sometimes contains a teen exaggerating traits of a species they discovered to make it look more impressive

like either victini "guaranteeing victory" is a myth thing
or you could go full throttle with victini being a nuke allegory (i know at least one renowned fanfic did this, probably Ashes of the Past)
and have it so victini is remembered that way because they were once before used to destroy a whole town in one attack and force surrender in a war

[barren steppe]

Ok :3

[dire pebble]

a WHAT

[barren steppe]

A hive lord :3

Pretty smoll bug only like 100 meters long?

Basiclly the sandworm from dune

[native river]

fr didnt they get a mountain dew flavor

[flat lance]

It gon' Baja Blast ya

[native river]

what is pelican 1 doing in fortnite

OH IM PELICAN 1 YOU CAN FLY IT

[fervent snow]

Would absolutely destroy those without hesitation

[hearty apex]

Oh so that's where my pelican 1 landed after it went thru the ground for some fuck ass reason today

[hearty apex]

Shakespeare would like this

[granite furnace]

That’s how you extract from the caves

[hearty apex]

Guess someone down there needed it more than I did then

[hearty apex]

Also GET HUGGED 🫂

[raw cliff]

Sup fuckers

[desert salmon]

::3

[primal frigate]

un un un

[desert salmon]

un un un buwaaaow

[proper rampart]

im so used to the Jerma edit it tripped me up

[vagrant night]

Oh cool YouTube already spoiled the new Helldivers update

Thanks main page!

[rocky iron]

spoiled?

[loud mountain]

What?

All of the stuff was clearly shown off

[vagrant night]

Maybe it's the usual clickbait, I haven't seen any trailers anyways

||Hive Lord|| is back apparently

[strong phoenix]

16 thunderer barrages

just like we used to

Turn it into a fibrous powder

[native river]

mood brother

or sis

[dire pebble]

i repeatedly tried calling in the portable hellbomb for the hive lung objective and it just
didn't spawn in

i called in a support weapon at the same spot and it worked fine

it was just the MISSION CRITICAL PORTABLE HELLBOMB

[deep drift]

I have no idea why but this gives me 1950s US aesthetic vibes

[remote lantern]

only fuckin 222 exp waow

[urban wharf]

worst quest ever

[desert salmon]

It's like some kind of killed chats

[twin minnow]

Man I wish there was cross platform for this game

[silent herald]

What game?

[stray crag]

rimworld

[desert salmon]

deltarune but instead of the roaring they end up fighting the Visitor (look outside)

Honestly the visitor isn't entirely out of place with how dark worlds function actually
||imagine something creating a fountain so dark that even the lightners are significantly affected by its perception of the world||

[strong phoenix]

Any large amount of power when pooled begins to gather Intent

[desert salmon]

Guess I'm training a wailmer

[native echo]

Get tf out my burger

[dreamy zenith]

aaaaaae

[desert salmon]

Oh finally

[strong phoenix]

Coelacanth

[dreamy zenith]

Not a fan

[dire pebble]

how lovely

wrong clipboard piece

[limber latch]

I saw that

[remote lantern]

can i beat silksong before the community delays it?

[limber latch]

Can Bob Ross beat the devil out of the paintbrush before he makes a happy accident?

[remote lantern]

oh silksong tomorrow

[twilit mulch]

idk why, im imagining the whole 'devil went down to georga' thing but its "devil went down to BOB ROSS" and they were fighting for a canvas made of gold.

[limber latch]

Bob Ross doesn't need a golden canvas

[glad brook]

https://youtu.be/cAiIiju7lCo

edmund mcmuffin himself

[sudden warren]

He is FARTING why is he being so STINKY

[lunar wadi]

bad diet

[dire pebble]

it might to time to delve back into hallownest

my fear for silksong is that

hornet is taller than the knight

she has a more refined style than the knight

[cedar zephyr]

You could say there is a Knight and Day difference

[lunar wadi]

dog

[lunar wadi]

chomp

[remote lantern]

new armor passive

[strange cradle]

I'll be real that's... well. Its the bargain bin version of the Killzone armor passives

[thick parrot]

Gotta love how Phison and Microsoft are saying that they can't replicate those issues and are threatening legal action against news outlets who cover it when thousands of people have replicated it pretty easily

[limber latch]

must've been faulty hardware

[thick parrot]

No, because those same people installed Linux and they haven't had any issues

[limber latch]

No, that's faulty hardware

Get sued, loser

You owe poor company one billion dollar, an apology and a happy meal

[thick parrot]

If Microsoft said the sky was blue, i'd have to look outside to double check, you can't trust those slimy bastards

[limber latch]

You need to upgrade your sarcasm detection software, my dude

[thick parrot]

Even if they do take legal action of any sort, i'd imagine any non corrupt judge would dismiss the case

[strange cradle]

What kind of hardware...

[thick parrot]

Actually wait, if i remember correctly, it was only happening on SSDs with Phison controllers, no?

[limber latch]

Something like that

Phison and another one

[thick parrot]

It wouldn't be the first time Microsoft pulled stuff like this, they never fix debilitating bugs until there's mass outrage or legal action is taken

And in some cases, they just outright ignore it

S0 Sleep still sucks ass to this day and people have been complaining about it ever since Intel started forcing it on laptops in 2020

[chilly sparrow]

im SO ready for helldivers when i get back home

[haughty venture]

The update is cool but good god is it undercooked

[cedar maple]

Oh right you having problems with the Fuel Trucks right? Are you standing near to the objective?

[granite furnace]

Good morning peeps

[cedar maple]

Goob Morning Hugmonster

[ornate ember]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gif-19891026

[remote lantern]

the truck plays the flag anthem while it extracts oil and the hive lord can body slam it

[strange cradle]

Perhaps its a very democratic truck
Feature, not a bug!

[cedar maple]

bruh Why would you make the objective high priority targettable, There's a reason why the transport vessel in the first game was considered the worst objective in the game, Do you get smoke grenades or smoke shells?

Second only to Retal (Fuck retal mission so much)

[rapid hare]

Im gonna say that

[remote lantern]

oh and btw the truck physics fuck up when it gets body slammed resulting it getting up in the air

[limber latch]

But they do suck

They'd be still alive if they didn't suck

[remote lantern]

and will probably fail the mission

[rapid hare]

Ready? Here you go

[rapid hare]

[limber latch]

when you try to explain how your twitch views dropped from 1500 to 300

[rapid hare]

This situation is so funny

[limber latch]

Clearly Twitch banned real viewers

[azure cypress]

I love Cattle Decapitation

[rapid hare]

Like, imagine having 2000 views, and then, there's literally no one after the update

[rapid hare]

No flesh, only metal

[azure cypress]

What are y'all talking about

[strange cradle]

Tbf the streamer themselves might not have intentionally hired any bots whatsoever
Which then turns it into a pretty sad situation if 80% of their viewers dissapear

[rapid hare]

Twitch update situation

[azure cypress]

Oh

What's the update

[limber latch]

Update that removed the bots

[azure cypress]

bot viewers?

[rapid hare]

Yep

[azure cypress]

Oh that's surprising

[rapid hare]

Not at all

[azure cypress]

Well from what I've heard Twitch never actually does anything except ban random people for no reason sometimes

[strange cradle]

Well, see, bots do not donate money or watch ads, so twitch earns very little value from them
This makes shareholders very angry and as you must understand we have to keep the shareholders happy

[azure cypress]

So kinda surprising to me

So they just did it for money?

[strange cradle]

Its a company, lad
Everything they do is for money

Especially when you consider twitch is an amazon subsidiary

[azure cypress]

We should kill John Twitch

[remote lantern]

do i get banned if i leave my account watching somebody cuz twitch drops

[rapid hare]

You're a bot, no debate. Ban.

Like, this update literally fells like that.

[drifting wren]

nope, at least it would be a dumb way to ban a lot of users

Unless they changed it to now do that?

[remote lantern]

well there goes a significant amount of viewers hoping of twitch drops

[drifting wren]

I feel like if they banned people for idiling a stream it would ban a huge chunk of people

[granite furnace]

Wouldn’t think so since you’d also get ads and stuff

[drifting wren]

many just leave streams as background audio

[chilly sparrow]

i so wanna believe thats just her face and not the ostrich

[cedar zephyr]

Oh so they weren't legs

[drifting wren]

:3—<

:3+-<

[cedar zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/colonel-sanders-colonel-big-head-tiny-body-kfc-gif-17446311

[narrow sail]

:3c

[cedar zephyr]

Legs growing out of head

[dreamy zenith]

/:3c

[cedar zephyr]

Giant unibrow

[dreamy zenith]

does the hammer stretch around space or is the hammer made out of space?

[lunar wadi]

it strikes space, because it always misses

[narrow sail]

Oh goddamnit-

[dreamy zenith]

pfff

okay

[granite furnace]

Damn, that’s evil

[remote lantern]

i know evil its when your friend is infront of you in a computer lab and you turn off his monitor

[cedar maple]

:|3

[granite furnace]

Nice moustache

[austere oak]

@deep drift What makes you dislike Helldivers 2?

[chilly sparrow]

2026 cannot come sooner

i need my blackfrost tld2

[limber latch]

I do

I spread my dislike towards Helldivers 2 to other peoples

[austere oak]

Good one

[remote lantern]

i wanna see that type of fencing

[boreal marlin]

fancy stuff. bruh

[limber latch]

fancing

[boreal marlin]

slaying even

[brittle citrus]

Holy shit, it’s Montag. Been a while.

Speaking of. MONTAG!!!!!! Is your name a reference to Fahrenheit 451?

[boreal marlin]

I always here, just don't type much

[boreal marlin]

yes

[brittle citrus]

Poggers

[austere oak]

Ehh... One one side it'd be interesting, on the other it'd be too ridiculous
I'm on the fence about this

[austere oak]

What's Fahrenheit 451?

[limber latch]

a sequel to the game Fahrenheit

[brittle citrus]

A book about a guy tired of burning books for censorship reasons

[austere oak]

A sequel? It took them 450 games to make a sequel?

What were the other 450 ones then?

jk

[limber latch]

Theater plays

[austere oak]

Oh

[austere oak]

Oh

[limber latch]

ackchually he just read a couple and it changed his mind

☝️ 🤓

[austere oak]

[limber latch]

Anyways, it's overrated really

[brittle citrus]

I will shit in your toilet and I will not flush

[limber latch]

of course you won't, there's no water in the outhouse

[brittle citrus]

You wild animal, using a unwatered outhouse.

[narrow sail]

I'm building a Vault again.

Currently setting up the spawn area and "power gen"

Geothermal, baby!

[limber latch]

your copy of starbound looks weird

[narrow sail]

Where's a better place to harvest geothermal power from than the heart of hell?

[limber latch]

UAC moment

If you hear BFG Division, run

[brittle citrus]

You crazy ass, did you learn nothing from your namesake?

[narrow sail]

lol

To be fair, I DID name the world Phobos.

It's also a Don't Dig Up world so things are already kinda fucked.

[narrow sail]

Can't get any worse, can it?

Don't Dig Up worlds are kinda the worst off a world can be by default.

[austere oak]

What's Don't Dig Up? Some kind of Made in Abyss reference?

[narrow sail]

It's one of the secret seeds in Terraria.

Quite literally flips the world on its head.

You spawn in the Underworld and the world evil is at the top of the world.

[austere oak]

Wait so if you go up there'll be a barrier?

ALL of the top is evil?

[narrow sail]

Yup.

[austere oak]

WOW

That's kinda cool

[narrow sail]

An example.

Shit's fucked.

[jaunty seal]

If you dont know what this is from, please tell me what is wrong. (As in why is this wrong, if its wrong at all)

[austere oak]

Seems normal to me

[narrow sail]

The purity (aka forest biome) is underground.

There's no sun/sunlight.

[dreamy zenith]

oooo yeeea

tried playing this with a friend

[narrow sail]

Even the Living Trees don't have leaves.

[dreamy zenith]

gave up quickly lol

[austere oak]

Oh shit you're right

Yeah shit's fucked

[mint aurora]

couldn't go to school yesterday 😔

[dreamy zenith]

valid reason

[narrow sail]

Even some of the loot progression is swapped.

Like getting the Keybrand instead of the Katana from the Travelling Merchant or some of the Hardmode loot weapons having their stats swapped with their Pre-Hardmode counterparts.

[austere oak]

Weird

[jaunty seal]

car

[narrow sail]

There's a bunch of other secret seeds.

[mint aurora]

i wouldnt want to scare my skittish beautiful girl

[austere oak]

Oh I know

[narrow sail]

Drunk World, Not the Bees, For the Worthy, CelebrationMk10, The Constant, No traps and of course...

Get Fixed Boi.

Get Fixed Boi even has a special boss.

But I'm not saying anything else.

I love the icon for Get Fixed Boi.

It's like it's not meant to exist.

I mean, look at this. This definitely ain't right.

[boreal marlin]

He started burning people instead

[limber latch]

give her headpat

and a kiss

[mint aurora]

she doesnt like that
(she does but she likes pretending she doesn't)

[wet mauve]

Silksong tomorrow...

[hoary panther]

15 floor mirror dungeon today

[wet mauve]

I asked for this

[strange cradle]

Who is ■■■■■■■■■ ?

[limber latch]

joe

[lavish cape]

Ok at this point i am unable to play helldivers 2 due to unoptimization and crashes. this sucks and i wanted to stomp some bugs

[rapid hare]

Oh poor soul

[lavish cape]

so yeah.. all i can do is wait

[rapid hare]

...good luck for everyone who has the same issue