#non-drg-chat
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DOOM
Halo Tomb Raider
Horizon (Zero Dawn)
Assassin’s Creed
Destiny
Goat Sim
Dead Space
Alan Wake
Dead Space
Several underground levels
These are all just game collabs
You’ve also got multiple DC and Marvel characters
Horror movie Icons
Shows
Celebrities
like uhhhhh
ig the hive in RoRR
The underground sea and fungal caves in one
The red caves with the garunteed red chest and the fungal caves sequel in 2
Bug enemies don't spawn in sunken tomb
I didn't specify the bugs being in the tunnel
fair ig
I've fought Lei Heng like twice
This shit sucks
I also actually refined my team to Sinking because I have KoD rodion, wild hunt, chief butler outis, and Spicebush yi sang
I just beat Ricardo yesterday and it feels like the game's difficulty has just gone up overall.
Thats because it has
Though Ricardo is absolutely as hard as the game gets until canto the next one
Wait actually he might be the hardest thing until 7
Ok, that's good to hear. I've had some bosses that I had to retry a couple of times.
The final boss of the canto 5 dungeon isn't even the hardest part
Its an abno in the dungeon
and it was hard for me because I didn't read it well enough
The blue whale thing right before?
Yeah
I just misread how flotsam worked because of me fighting it in mirror dungeons
Canto 6 is not that terribly bad if I remember, though it does have a nasty attrition battle
and canto 7 is where the heat actually turns up
Hopefully I have some good Identities built up by then
That evil fucking whale
Canto 7 has some really nasty attrition battles and actually hard bosses
Which are also attrition tests
First dungeon I had to use checkpoint resets
It was rough enough I needed to adjust my (very shitty at the time) comp for more sinking
I got Crushbound Past on Merusalt early on, so I basically built a tremor team around that.
The only real tremor I have is Regret faust
But I have actually good Sinking stuff and kinda rupture/poise
I am proud to announce that, as soon as I was able to decipher Hades II's final boss patterns, I haven't lost against it. I am now sitting on 7 consecutive wins, using 4 different weapons !
Factorio
I’m
Mario Hellraiser
im not sure what there i hate more
what is there to hate
also i was modifying that thing from last time and apparently a proximity fuse makes the kinetic projectile more consistently good
Silksong will be $4bil on launch
steam is gonna have a week long outage on Sept 4 lmao
It's going to be Deltarune launch all over again
4 dollar bills? yipee
4 Silkillion dollars!
welp
three fiddy
they also said they are not doing review codes either
I cant imagine it will be bad but it is a weird choice
Silksong will be preorderable
but only the nintendo wii version
I think they want everyone to have the same experience rather than get spoiled by some reviewer even if they have an Nda for it
oh good
hopefully that stays that way
$20 is an actually reasonable price if it's anything like hollow knight was
70 dollar
team cherry will subvert expectations by making each game cheaper than the last
hollow knight #20 will be $0.00
Pizzeria Simulator moment
seems like the universe may not, in fact, grant me a once in a lifetime birthday gift
hhhh
is it silksong
is it as good as silksong
early in the weekend i wouldve said if you have champagne keep it ready but like
hhhh
was looking optimistic
also i still need to finish hk
7am means I can get in before steam starts to crumble like it did for deltarune hopefully
lol
If this game is anything worse than excellent, all hell will break loose
Wasn't that to make sure the ones that are getting the backing codes are truly the first to enjoy skong
oh yall are gonna get a kick out of ratad
166k divers 
oh, they brought back Hellmire?
yep we need an FOB in one of the gloom planets
aka stink zone
for tomorrow's update i guess
does Hellmire still got the most diver deaths?
i have discovered the profitiability of trading in no mans sky
idk
Now become a pirate
how do you enter photo mode again? i want to show you a cool corvette i built
Its an option in that quickbar menu thing
these players are gonna be the death of me. like four lvl 9s in a row with the whole team taking 0 AT
tomorrow
i join 150s in sos
corvette based off the mercury star runner.
they hang around in d10 the 150s i mean
whats the ship size limit in the game?
uhhh id rougly say double that
so its small?
refrence ship btw
the one i built is
From what ive heard you can have 100 things
And that includes ship parts and the stuff you build inside the ship
but its this big up close so not tiny
My ship ugly af
Dont have a pic rn
Will take one when im home from work tomorrow
If i remember
And now
I shal sleep
NMS has max 4 players right?
like in a group. but its eternal multiplayer bassicly, could have like, a million people in one place, it just would be horribly desynced
so you could meet people unintentionally?
Yes, but its not very common to happens
But maybe you want to turn off the pvp
Hell yeah
Good
Won't have some smug jerk post everything online like with every other game
Hello chat
hi
then some guy releases the ending 5 hours later after release
I would but its literally my first day 😔
what is this game?
Looks like no mans sky
it is that game that had an abysmal launch but then went great when time passed by
Witnessed half my team die to poorly placed teslas
Shocking
imagine shooting the tesla with the arc thrower or blitzer gives it more range
Yes
The recent update made it have 100k concurrent players on steam
Something looks off on Hornet...
Silksong is coming. Prepare yourselves
What is the expression/term when you like a game a lot of peoples dont like?
(Like me liking Just Cause 4)
will steam explode?
silent about it
taylor series is coming for me
It overclocks and kills everything within 80m
sag bracket btw
Welcome back, Red Alert 2/3 tesla trooper
⚠️TRIGER WARING ⚠️ scary
:0
🔫
This will not work anymore
Silkposting has fallen
Millions must shaw
THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE TO DELAY SILKSONG
osp
Silksong isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.
I guess you can use that word to describe a hunter
Makes sense. Predators hunt prey.

Yeah, get him. Teach these brainwashers a thing or two.
i am so fucking happy silksong is coming out
yes, because i want silksong
but mostly because i will be fucking free
of silksong jokes
at least once a week
i have heard a joke about it never coming out
i am tired of the same joke
since 2020
i will finally done with it!
Silksong isn’t real. If I see another mention of “Silksong” lying around, I swear TO FUCKING GOD!!! I will stop being so polite.
. . .
I haven't even beaten HK
if you have it, and you've liked what you've played so far
then i think you should try to close it out!
what if matpat's theory about hollow knight was an entomology video
or about the soil
or a scientific explanation for the radiance
the infection
perhaps the void?
It literally gets debunked by the lore provided to you by the game iirc
Unless they made a second one
Also meowning
yeah
yeah...
the theory is that you play as a reincarnated version of the pale king
Isn't it relatively explicitly pointed out what you are or specifically, when you started existing
As in, || the knight was there and already present at the same time as the Pale King (and the Hollow Knight, for that matter) so how is it a reincarnation ||
||yes, there's the birthplace cutscene||
and there's ||the sealed siblings ending||
||and the white lady calls you her spawn||
there's a lot of way to just
cancel out the theory
I think the Knight is actually ness from earthbound
it was me, batman 😎
in b4 it was just a guy who liked running around a lot
this one
i see
that was shooty mcshootface's cousin, sprintly sprintmaster
Good morning all you wonderful entities
Lord Lu is fun
I’m standing by my previous answer
I’m standing
Do you realise
that you were just like mii
pretty bad at this ship building thing
Question. Favourite Ben 10 alien/aliens.
Any era, even Omniverse.
mechamorphs
Ah, yeah they're fun.
Good choice.
I've got a good few favourites.
The Anur system aliens are a favourite of mine.
oh yeah that one
halloween special I think
feel like most aliens from anur transyl are really underutilized
Especially the Transylians.
Frankenstein Monsters with tesla coils on their back who can not only generate electricity but also shoot it out.
That is an AWESOME concept.
my ship sure does exude an evil aura now that I look at it
damn why is it choppy
does it steer like a walmart?
im sitting
On?
a chair
hello chat
stella are u smuggling in ED?
im always smuggling
i honestly dont know if i will ever play ED again
right now doing exploration actually
u have odyssey?
you can step on planets and do exobiology
and do merc work
basically exobio is plant scanning
and hey station interiors too
hello you lot
nice ship
what is merc work
looks like a ship some scavenger would build
the fuck does merc work mean?
I love my ships
they look good
A
uhh
you get to do missions that are on land with your legs, you can do exobiology, ship's shield can now be seen in %
on foot pew pew
is fun?
does it make money? FerretPeek
exobiology on the other hand is boring as fuck
but pays very well
because no one does it
and by very well I mean uh
like a million per scan
alrighty
idk about mercenary missions though, never did them
hello AB
hii
finding the plants is really hard tho
i have build my base on a paradise world
out of context, I thought exobiology was an actual job that has good pay
heheh
i really wanna see a toy story spin off with 40k figurines
but they would walk like green army men
Yo all the devs are online
there's more than 23 devs in the discord 
thats still a lot
the right side is usually fully red on weekdays during work hours :p
Good damage?
Help
hm?
Phantom faction from Project Phantom Mod(for Red Alert 2) has similar colour scheme with Alpha legion. Coinsidentally Phantoms are also super secretive. There is absolutely no information about them. And they speak cryptic.
You gotta steal it
How
There's a birthday role?
find the user with the current birthday role and fight them
And whom'st might that so happen to be?
how brave
-# (Sorry for the ping in advance. ^^")
Banned on ones birthday
It's the only gift I can give
want some vicodin?
happ bday
Why is the heart shape called a heart, when no heart looks like it.
🫀
Hey wait a minu... 

ARGHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!!
Because logic
It's meant to symbolize two hearts coming together
Happy Birthday! 🎉
And i would talk 500 miles
And I would talk 500 more
Just to be the one who talks a 1000 miles
Just to... Where am I?
<@&296918282403840000> alt and ban evasion
I get that this is like a horrific moment that leads to the ||second end of the world|| and all but like they're so real for that (from look outside)
You’re in the snow
Icy what you mean
Not on my syringe
Welp, back to lurking 'till it wears off
Is that actually the reason or is it just you pulling my leg Tater?
Oil Rig toilet
Buh
Was it the dipshit harrassing the guy with the Skeletor pfp?
Dunno
Someone has posted the screenshot of the ban, saying they're angry mods were playing hero
Guy was shocked they were banned for using a racial slur is the gist of it
"But I wasn't using it as a racial slur, I was just saying it in an intellectual capacity!" or some shit
Nothing of value was lost.
Some people's brains are rigged differently I swear
That the rat?
Guys im taller than jschlatt
It's an interpretation. There's also the idea that the heart symbol used to be upside down and was a leaf but changed over time
Idk, he's crouching quite a bit in that lean
There's also the possibility that it was based on the description by Aristotle.
Said description being... a wee bit botched.
Yeah, ||xin amon||
Also about the guy earlier: they admitted publicly in our discord that they have different stances publicly and privately on racism (which isn't keeping it private btw you just said it out loud) and were mad they got the boot for it.
While I did not issue the ban, my thought process on it is summed up in this screenshot.
Ah.
sounds reasonable
Also this is literally just a toilet on a medieval castle
apparently it's supposed to look like a butt
Butt is love! Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
truly beautiful prose...
O O
Check out what I got for my jacket 
Well this was a waste of time...
Gonna start so many nerdy conversations with the cowboy bebop patch
Nice
You're 1.1 jschlatts tall

Where do you even get armor like that? Did you make it yourself or commission someone
That's red paint on the helldiver costume right?
My ass is making an odst out of aluminum cans
:0
Blood
I didn't know Gamescon got so violent now.
Back in my day we just stole eachother's helmets and hats.
Gotta make my way back to comicon
Right behind you starts playing
I 3d printed it and then painted
Next im doing an odst but im gunna order in the armor because itll be cast instead of printed
I'm broke so aluminum cans are the closest I'll get to anything quality
Might be a bit pokey
Met the dr pepper warrior too
DR PEPPER!!!
But did you see?
PEPSI MAN!!
Im one of them
I just look cooler
More people wanted pics with me more often than full suiters
Certified cool fis
They added Mexico to Helldivers 2
Sepia Filter my beloved.
Bug narcos
Is sea of thieves like drg?
Heck no
Happy born day! 🫡
I wonder if I could make a portable hellbomb out of aluminum
was it anybody of note or just a random
🍰
Explain then im thinking of buying it when i gwt ps5
ahw man, I always miss the drama 😄
random guy
Happy birthday
Anyway, Imma do some war crimes in regular old helldivers original.
Pirate game that is more about the journey more than the destination
You don’t get gold for better tools, you get loot for fancier tools and the fun of it - whether you’re scurrying towards the timed-to-close vault door, or in an active chase from another player who wants this world-visible chest
A game that could be casually sociable in the rare moments you do come across someone who’s chill, at least outside your team - or an intense attrition to claim the kill and key of a world event between yourself and two unrelated crews
I prefer to be a coward or make stories with my allies while adding drops to my bucket full of gold
But there are a decent amount who actively seek combat with other players, a joy I can’t relate to.
I just fished at outposts in SoT 😄
most people are chill when they see ur a fisherman
Sea of thieves would have made an amazing singleplayer game
Seal farted so hard it made them fly for a few seconds
Also thank you for seal
Aye, one of the many ways to earn reputation and wealth,
Among treasure-hunting, skeleton bounties, or lost shipment reclamation - all of which text ship navigation in some way, some bringing you foes to use your sword and guns against. Mostly NPCs…but sometimes players, if you have something interesting.
seal of thieves
Coop pvp game with no objective other than having fun
Free roam warfare
i did the treasure grinds, it gets a bit boring after a while
It's kind of like GTA online
Get friends
And try sloop kamikaze maybe idk never played it
Just so I know did that ping you Tater?
Is it good solo?
did get gold curse tho 😄
Anyone that played Quasimorph before explain to me why there's a 6 on the icon but really is 10% resistance. Only been playing for about an hour so idk anything of the game yet
Nope
saw someone else talking about it other day so that why im asking
New sealvatar acquired
Seal at peace
Not really
It's the hit character Seal, from don't starve together!
It’s a lot of sailing, and relatively quiet alone.
There are “Safer Seas” if you get tired of getting ganked by enemies, but all rewards you’d get within are halved.
The game is mostly for the social aspect from what I know
Without friends it would seem kind of miserable if I was to play it
I lack friends to play witht hats why i ask
I'd pass
Look for good single player games maybe?
I've been eyeing everspace 2
There is an official Sea of Thieves discord that could make it easier to find acquaintances to play with
There is in-game matchmaking but, you know how online players are with their mics (shy).
In drg they not as much strangely
I got blasted for proxies earlier
I've had like 4 dudes with mics in my 200 hours
Unnamable Dwarf Game is an anomaly in the realm of online games, it is unusual for any community to be as friendly as they are.
There is the tf2 community
Unless you are a content creator
Ive got wayyymore
In 40
If you got a microphone open its easier
I think coop games tend to have more chill people
TF2 is F2P and an inherently funny game, comedians should be there.
Moo-Wooooooaaaaahhhhhhaha
Aye
Generally speaking though,
The average people are not inclined to use their mic in most games.
Randoms rarely ever listen anyways
half of that community is very toxic
Armored baguette
Baguette with Thornmail
Little too sharp
kill
The Krampus:
Bought or homemade?
Materialized
I wonder if I have enough cans to even make the general armor of the odst
Recycled armor?
I could make it multiple colors, I'd definitely have enough
Yeah I save the cans and make stuff outta em
That's an awesome hobby man
The colors I have the most of are probably white, pink, and black
It's more like hoarding but I do plan to condense most of them into armor
You could always cosplay a halo wars 2 odst with team colors on
Flattening out the aluminum sheets is the toughest part
Jk
Ye I bet
What do you use for that?
Metal ruler and hope
I just push it up and then I bend it a little straighter with my hands. Not the most conventional for getting a flat sheet but I'm molding it regardless
Well good luck
Ty
I know I wouldn't have the patience xD
I wanna die exactly like this
Always wondered if this GIF come from some video on youtube or it was made only for gif
It's from the "Heavy is Dead" video
The greatest video on YouTube
that is a certified hood classic
Yee yee
From the same madman who gave us Gorgeous Freeman.
Antoine Delak.
Of course it's made by a frenchman.
The heavy is dead?!
Not a bad thing though, the french know how to make peak.
my crowbar
Provomalone
lmao
Out of curiosity
How many does rise of epic scout have?
I... don't know.
I cut open car batteries and harvest the fluids inside
400,000!!!
that's a LOT
Wtf
This monster cans tab doesn't have the logo on it
More people than have played tf2 actually
This can doesn't even have a green tab?????
Have you seen other crash maul's videos?
I love l4d2
This is weird. I'll save this one because it's unique ig
Like white on spy is the latest sequel to rise of epic scout
I have!
They're good!
rewatches Epic Scout
someone in the comments has a VERY good point
Blood + Scrumpy + Bonk = Uberjuice
Epic Scout's blood is uberjuice.
Oh good lord.
I’m gotta hop in RoR2 anyone down?
Yup
Do check out "the bizarre lore of tf2" if you haven't
unusual troubles
well technicaly the un-relased meet the medic had
"medi-gun juice, bonk, sandvich, scrumpy" make uber
or im misremembering idk
And jarate
It was electrified jarate
Also
Saw someone mention on reddit
this
On reddit I saw a post where someone showed kritzkrieg could be using jarate because the barrel has yellow things on it and so does the beam
And jarate gives mini crits
So electrified jarate in kritzkrieg would give full crits
thats a pretty good damn theory ngl
Someone made an image of it
And the piss jar's shape fits perfectly into the barrel
fun fact, the barrel of kritzkrieg is a seperate model for some reason
i know it cuz i messed with files of tf2 while doing servers
Lmao
Btw
Cool detailed someone noticed in the comics
When spy disguises as Tom Jones when scout is dying
He also disguises the plank he was supporting himself on
And turns it into like a sign with "Tom Jones" written on it
i didnt read any commics even though im a tf2 fan
Read them it's good shit
It's like that old polish joke
oh well i gave it a shot
"They killed him and he ran away"
Should be escaped I guess
There are also solid dubs on youtube
Beard had good ones
Beard's got real good ones.
Sadly, won't embed.
no embed needed, i just wanted to share
Unless you're one of the regulars (Lizards)
but i wont risk it
yeah you can post
Oh boy I now have ten cans that can be used and built with now
watching videos on covid era minecraft politics is interesting
i should do this more often
That is most certainly a collection of nouns and adjectives
true
Funny how two howls is enough to make shadow ball one shot literally all of Tate and Liza's team
I am going to be in utter suffering for a while.
These goobers are why.
Mouse article on Terraria wiki (.gg of course. FUCK Fandom)
It can also spawn in front of unsafe Living Wood Walls below the surface at a much higher rate.
Oh?
Spawns in front of unsafe Living Wood Walls are not affected by town NPCs, neither positively nor negatively.
OH?
Gold mice replace their regular versions.
Maybe... I could do something with this.
After all, I just need one so I can dupe the cage and shimmer it.
Dive is honestly a weird hm in general
Should've just been diving gear that allows any surfing Pokemon to dive
watching wreck it ralph with the family rn and the fact that skrillex is in this movie is making me deceased
Team Cherry just released the price of Silksong.. I think they should raise it honestly
well you can always buy another copy if you feel like you need to pay extra
Man I am so dedicated to making this odst helmet. I went out and bought a mirror so I can compare the helmet real time
Thinking of making it with a cardboard base and then adding aluminum over it. Lot less pokey that way too
Good night my friends
I hope you are doing alright
You can always buy me a copy to support team cherry more ::3
Rest well my friend, a new day awaits you
<@&296918282403840000> sorry to bother you. How would I go about helping a friend appeal his ban
what's the unique discord user ID number
Not sure but here's his account
looks like your buddy was being pretty rude to others and openly homophobic
so yeah, that's gonna be a no on a reversal of that one from me
Fair I'm just the messenger if he did yo much that's on him
But he told me he didn't say much but if there Nothing you can do understandable
god damn it windows oobe screen
i tried to close it with task manager but then realized powering off the laptop works too
I almost lost this gif
chomper
Again just a messager so if he doesn't get unbannd that on him he dug his own whole. And probably doesn't change anything
But from his words
He was saying the "other person was blatantly being offensive he was having a rational conversation about not getting into the beta and the other person was cursing and being offensive and when he tried to defend himself, they claimed homophobia and deleted all there crap talking before reporting him or something."
Thank you for your time though
Ya fair
the road to learning arabic is a long one, apparently
You should know since you are fluent in every language
It's a very distant language to english
I miss my wife
Heavy is the price of linguistic mastery
Was this the reason you married Doctor Heffy all those years ago?
when the negativity meme lowkey funny but i remember i become what i feed my mind
Water Shriw. small round water rodent who swims and dives in
they so orb
Mara. its an large rodent that digs an warren like rabbits. people say they look similar to capybaras
is pretty easy to read and write but i'm not sure about translate
I am allowed to tell my oppinion? Arabic is easy to speak, hard to read and nearly impossible decipher meaning of complex words because in arabic some word meanings are very uncertain
Since arabs historically only used writing for poetry and mostly memorized information instead of writing
Ottoman empire had like only 1% of population able to read or write ottoman language because it was very complicated. Its an mix of three languages which arabic, persian(fars), and turkish.
arabic is very nuanced, many phrases of speech
you can say many things with only a few words
Yeah, and meanings can change over time as well
When people invidually can change meaning of one single word it gets too chaotic
Mispelled words a little bit
I took an break from non drg chat. Still didnt learned my lesson. I still keep getting carried away by giving full details xD
There is no need of every example being explained since this is not an essay
Leaf Sea Dragon. i didn't knew these were real seahorses. i seen these alot in fantasy worlds in video games. it looks majestic.
the really interesting part of arabic to me is that words aren't formed from a root word, but root consonants
Sea horses are weird. Limbless large hardy body with no source of speed or offense but purely floats and doing nothing else. They are defenseless.
They cant run away or fightback if an fish attacks them. All they can is to endure the pain
But surely they are very durable for their small size
Chat I found an embed fail https://youtu.be/atv8pf0jBNE
"Wow, I can't wait for a nice, relaxing fishing session! all that bounty hunting and exploring can get tiring!"
the nefarious giant worm
Throw the bait
Can I use him as bait?
bing bong
Silksong to delay this repost
Dinner earlier
hoy dog
hog doh
awesome lol
This guy teabagged me so I had to bully him the whole game 😔
My one break from working on a helmet and I get teabagged for using a shotgun
i have fired one bullet in this frame
that thing in the bottom right means i killed the guy
hrmmmm
Hrmmmmm
HERMmmmm
Yknow
There is something funny about how in the original spiderman trilogy
They took one of the best facial actors on earth
and put him behind a mask
like how incompetent can one be
thats like hiring christopher judge for a silent role
Or Chris Pratt for anything that requires talent
this must be risky if it vibrates
Also hi chat 
GPU go brrrr
skonk
nightreign's pretty fun
why did man ran over bone? is he stupid?
I guess their favorite character is Bastion
Someone just called me little 
I'm not even mad I just don't know how to respond
I love Pink Floyd
I was born listening to Pink Floyd
That's a fun little factoid ain't it
grab them
and eat their arm
take their knees
2 days
I may have been 10 levels underleveled and used a billion items after accidentally entering the E4 early
But I have beaten emerald
your underleveled team looking at you after you ask them to fight the champion
amazing
PEANUT BUTTER SWEAT
Good start
Skong in 2 days
I should look outsidify scolipede..
<><
o~~<~~<
He looks like a good man.
I hate being tall
I have like 5 shirts that actually fit and none of them are clean right now
Oh this new!
Had a horrendous puzzle idea
Direction puzzle (like the crystal heart in Celeste 1a or a few other games I can't mention without spoiling stuff) where you get the directions from the direction the screen shakes in during screenshake
Where do i spend those steam points
I have,like, 3600 and still, can't say what is worth buying
All of the steam cosmetics and etc looks bad for me, Beholder does have some good stuff, buut it won't look good on my profile
you can spend them on awards for steam workshop stuff
i know
most of them just won't fit with my avatar, and im greedy, so it's hard for me to spend them
im literally have ellis from l4d2 as my avatar bro
like
there
bought megacorp
about that.. i don't like to give someone smth
if i got this not for free, it's mine forever
probably this one characteristic comes from my grandfather
you get steam points free with every penny you spend on steam
interesting
I see no point in telling what someone should spend what they have on
so i can be more rich than im right now?
nothing
Profile background
my happines is literally comes from getting as much as i can get
already have for both
Balatro gameplay
would be on 6 thousands
Oh that looks good
excuse me I gotta interrupt cause this shit just dropped. the call to the caves always gets me one way or another.
https://youtu.be/Aiz0qwdoCXU
Wrong I read top down for everything
I’m not collecting data
tldr: hiveworlds are now in helldivers 2 with cave systems
said (insert anyone) while collecting your data
hey-o
fart
Up top
🖐️
🖐️
👏
that's impressive
ngl, lookds good
will there be a cave leech?
I do you one better, bug dragon
I’ll do you one better: 1
there's a certain irony to the fact that a lock with characters that canonically don't lock their doors is a better lock than most if not all master lock products
🫵 youre friend now
Remember to drink water
Like Hell I am
Then perish
hello chat
I guess the flying boss mactera went for helldivers 2. the thing is as big has like 3 dorretas!! im not joking
i am not cat
Hello
am ferret
Chat = cat
i am not french
no way
3 baby doretas size???
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in THIS economy???
The trout population will surely be impacted
Literally
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bed fail
Spoons are now rated higher than forks for cutting chese sammich
They all have their respective rankings
Forks are best for poking, with knives in 2nd
Knives best for cutting, with spoons in 2nd
Spoons best at Spoon things, with forks second
Goddamnit my brain has done a dumb.
I want to come up with names for a whole bunch of the Surgeon Sim songs that DON'T have unique names.
Like "Root Canal" for the Corridor Teeth Transplant surgery.
oh
now.. that make sense
Anyone want to help my dumb ass?
chool
Because this idea is now lodged in my noggin and I can't get it out.
The bathrooms still smell like
Bad
mister goofy goober
I’ll speak to it, dragon to dragon :3
The surgeries can take place in a number of places.
The OR, the Ambulance, the Corridor and goddamn Space.
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space?
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ayo
As if the fuckin' ambulance wasn't bad enough.
no offence
Welcome to Surgeon Simulator, a game by Bossa Studios.
Your goal? Successfully operate on your patient and save his life.
Problem. You got only one hand to work with and you control each finger individually.
but isn't it will be better to get astronaut back at earth, instead of doing surgery in space?
Yeah uh... turns out there's a reason for this nonsense.
Nigel, our protagonist, isn't... actually a surgeon.
He's not a quack doctor either.
getting up to/down from space takes a while
it might even TAKING TOO LONG
that's.. something that i didn't knew before
He's the son of a doctor who really wants to prove that anyone can become a surgeon, even if one of their arms is in a fuckin' cast.
yes, but there's gonna be a lot of troubles performing full surgery
Yeah turns out Surgeon Sim, I Am Bread and I Am Fish all exist in the same universe.
in space
And it also turns out all of our failures are canon.
Bob's a clone.
One of MANY Bobs, probably made by Nigel's dad so he (Nigel) can practice surgery on them.
i know that this game exist, but it was like a IM GONNA LOBOTOMIZE THIS DUDE WITH HIS OWN BRAIN! for me
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Us botching our surgeries is canon.

that
actually sounds like a good idea
Doctor Who?!
squish
doctor what
please say that we're not lobotomized
w<
i beg you!
ploof
you're part of a fandom, its too late
Also uh... here's the funny part.
Hehe :3

I Am Bread is canon.
damn.. that's true
Quasimorph makes dark souls-like games look like baby's toys
The events of I Am Bread actually happen.
wtf this game is too fcking hard
O . O
why what
in what world ARE we living then???
lowest difficulty mission, get into hallway and immediately die from guy with shotgun from several tiles away lol, lovely gameplay
okay

Because we find out in I Am Fish that... some of the clone blood got into the bread. It's why the fishies in I Am Fish are sentient and why the bread in I Am Bread can actually move.
becomes fished
/ . /<
next time i will look angy

Whatever Nigel's dad did to make the clones, it has some WILD effects on baked goods and wildlife.
also, new headset is not immune to me accidentally letting it fall off the chair
Also uh... turns out Nigel himself was a baker.
dude

I AM NOT MAKING ANY OF THIS UP.
AAAAAAA-
I WISH I WAS.
abqt
this story is.. something
I AM NOT PULLING YOUR LEG, THIS IS REAL.
Surgeon Sim is wack.
The BossaVerse is wack.
long live my brain
no u >:J
both
sometimes, it's better not to get out of your bed
I swear my game isn't modded.
I complained to the game in the chat twice, both times I get the thing I want almost immediately.
idk why would you need bladetongue, this situation is kinda funny, fishing can be as annoying as hell, or you'll get what you need in 10 catches
mm
okay
i played this game for 8 years, so some ptsd kicks in when im just watching at the screenshots
am in 6-2
time to fight gabriel for the second time :>
i do NOT know how to pary gabriel qwq
guh
i have a severe skill issue
It’s time to dive deep into hell
mmm squishy pillows
something is wrong, I can feel it
They’re ripe for eating now
Save some for the rest of us
they are like capri suns but instead of being filled with delicious juice they are filled with hydrogen flouride
there will be no more thinking when we bite into that
we will be suffocating and on fire at the same time
that's okay
dinner
dinner time!
yummers🔋

DO MCFUCKING NOT.
Probably not yours, but do not.
Wild ass assortment of items in my passenger seat
relax
as soon as they take a bite its no longer their problem anymore because they are dead
hello you lot
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
yo shadows of doubt on sale for 50%
I have a genuine question to ask.
Why the fuck is Vicks VapoRub the duct tape of wounds?
wot?
yeah aint mine
thank god my laptop can stop at 80% charge
I heard a joke about Vicks VapoRub at some point.
"7.62? Vicks."
And I've got a piece of glass deep in my toe and apparently Vicks can help pull it out.
i don't get it
Duct tape is something you can just... use to patch basically anything up or stop it from falling apart.
i see
what does it actually do? good question but it makes it feel a bit better :D
Menthol's in stuff like IcyHot.
Menthol's ability to chemically trigger the cold-sensitive TRPM8 receptors in the skin is responsible for the well-known cooling sensation it provokes when inhaled, eaten, or applied to the skin.
Huh. Neat.
Menthol's analgesic properties are mediated through a selective activation of κ-opioid receptors. Menthol blocks calcium channels and voltage-sensitive sodium channels, reducing neural activity that may stimulate muscles.
Also neat.
Note, this stuff is what's in mint.
AH! It prevents some of the irritation in the throat, which helps to stop coughing.

lizard
