#When They Cry - Remember You Can Never Leave
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Don't think too hard on it.


Yeah, that's how Sonozakis be like.
I'm under the impression it won't get any less confusing if I play the game
It probably gets worse
It does not make any sense even with context.
the brainrot only decomposes your mind faster
^
there is no cure.
As if I needed help with that
sorry.

Is this Sonozaki in the room with us right now?
sonozaki bullshit is umineko level nonsense
everything can be explained with "humans and tricks?" wrong, everything can be explained via "sonozaki bullshit."

this is impregnable logic.
This!
Why yes.
They're really cute
Yes!
that's what they want you to think
sonozaki in the room
Nonsense! They're cute inside and out!
shion shouldn't have access to so many weapons
I dunno, they look really pretty to me
balti really lives on the edge daily
3.5 hours into chapter 2 not halfway done pog moment
She should. Every lady should be heavily armed.
I will now hug Shion
ok... kinda based ngl...
Let's not forget Touhou is basically that.
I mean shit, every game is basically Reimu doing drive-bys on unsuspecting youkai.
this is real

reimu open carries

Reimu uses a MAC-10 basically.
It's all she could afford.
koishi has a magnum.
Behold the most powerful spell card

I will die on this hill
Hot lead
i will not explain.


I thought it was Mystic Mine
only those who are truly hopelessly gone will understand what i mean by this.
Anyway, good girl posting time.
yessssss the goodest girl
She will get hugged too
Rena is a darling.
TRUE!

Besides she does nothing wrong, like Shion.
me every day ngl
-I am NOT happy.
The B stands for bitch boy
I'm saving that gif
that time I had a dream where an Umineko character called me her Onii-chan
Needless to say it wasn't awful but I knew how bad things were gonna get.



Depends, how far are you in rn?
Yeah I can't tell you yet
there aren't chapter numbers in umineko so i have no idea where i actually am

K1 moment.
I think the author has a thing for boobs ngl
type behavior
At least he's honest with what he wants.
Huge knockers
If you think about it real hard then you'll find they're more alike than you think.
W translation
oh they totally are
I mean have you seen the Angel Mort uniform?
so based
He's not exactly subtle.
Intensely based.
I almost had Cherries made Shion in the Angel Mort uniform ngl.
yeah kinda true ig
When they COOM
real

This is exactly what R07 wants.
||And considering how there are dakis of everyone that were included in DVD sets then yeah it's exactly what he wanted.||


I did
It's not an actual spoiler lel.
i guess some things really don't change
Oh lmfao.
That's why I said goneu
everythin i'm into is the same
the only difference is that neptunia is written by women
and yet it's the same way

The illusion of free choice
||>ooishi shows up||
||>music cuts out||
What did he mean by this
You ain't ready.
love ooishi
he's so based
that man knows how to live life
i wish i could be more like ooishi
get yourself a car with air conditioning
(was it really that rare for cars to have aircon in 1983 japan?)
||The game trying to scare me about the curse when it's just retelling what we learnt from chapter 1 šæ ||

It's not that
It's that they already gave this info dump in chapter 1
And they're playing the scary music
Ok but magic isnāt real.

How he tryna be.
:COPE:

Balti...
There's a certain meme I could use for this, but I'd have to edit it to be the other ending


Look she's a good girl.
Manny is here pretend to be normal
Don't worry.
I got this.
Mion fumo.
just don't be fking weird, it's real easy

i'm so fucked
Who's leading them here 
it's over boys
we gotta get the fuck out of dodge and get our asses to the golden land
Alright lads you know the drill now!
Time to leave we can split the gold later.


Jumps on top
Punch it!
We getting out of here

Our OST.
What I should've put as the bg music on the sources slide for my group presentation that happened today.

(it was pure shitpost quality, perfection)

ok so like
i watched what i think is season 1 of the anime
the one that came out in 07
did i do it wrong
yeah 
or was it 06
nah in all seriousness the anime is fine but it doesnt really capture the VNs as well as it could
Umineko anime is legit no good.
ok yeah i watched the 06 season and a few episodes of the 07
is it really that bad
Yes.
like. should i or should i not watch it after i'm done reading
How ab the manga.
I personally wont watch it because I legitimately have no interest in it but the Umineko manga is good supplementary material after the VN.

Manga is good.
Looks sick af.
But read it after the VN.
Guh
B-but... the wtc anime are the only free higu things I know how to find 

But... may the 4th be with you...

balti! upload the rosa slap gif.
there

:COPE:
But I cant!!!
Because...
:MOON:
I only have 3 dollars in my bank account 
i smell lies
Truly.
š
We were ratted out!
no more shiposts....


we need a rosa gun sticker
It's a mystery who did it
Btw where did Romanski go 
doing the
face
Just like when they cry

YOU'RE RIGHT

just sell a clone trooper or 5
Damn didnāt know Roman left.

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Romanski? Didn't he get banned?
He did.
What for?
Yea, romanski got banned


being a freak
yeah he was being a fucking weird9
stop lurking raven. you're scaring me
thanks ff
I'm still completely in the dark about the situation, all I know is that it happened
Guh

Unrelated but which one would be a better sticker?
Like I don't have screenshots or anything from... well anybody
a lot of his postings were about characters that were or looked like they were underage
so would fit right into this thread

huh
Second sticker
that had better be a joke, unless you're seriously implying that we're all lolicons or something

āMARIA GET OVER HERE I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOUā
She forgor the /j

i mean
im not seriously implying anything, just saying that the reason i was pointed in the direction of this thread was because a 14 year old character was posted in regards to authors boob fixation
like manny said its as easy as not being weird. i dont think anything of you all in that way but dont give me a reason to start

don't forget, if we're going to start throwing around generalizations of communities, it's as easy as flipping the chessboard around.
we are all very literally in a touhou server
this level of reasoning is possible for midwest nepu

i mean how much knowing do i have to know to not like rosa
because as it is i think she should meet a very fine woman who'll give her some nice "advice"

kek
Good girls.

Battler likes basically any woman let's me real.
Except K1 wouldn't tolerate half the shit Beato does.
let's me real
Balti is Battler...
oh dude keiichi would beat the shit out of beato
REAL
:MANYSUCHCASES:
Fr

||HER TOO? SHE'S FUCKING SICK AS SHIT TOO?||
||WHAAT||
suika you can't read these
btw
I'm not
this number with the flutes is truly wonderful i must say
||WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???!!!!||
@viscid cargo
This goes hard.
Except the last minute.
That goes too hard I couldn't focus.
On my hw.

||why the fuck are there towers coming out of the ground what||
MAGIC


i'm feeling like battler rn
It's not real.
totally clueless
||IT REALLY IS THE SPEAR GUNGNIR||
||HOW DID I CALL THAT?||
||WHO COPIED WHO DID RYUKISHI TAKE THAT FROM EOSD||
R E A L

||holy shit she got
||

click everything don't listen to him magic isn't real
seriously, don't click my shit.
||i love the way she drags out her sentences to torment battler||
||reminds me of another woman i know
||
||she's like wholesome and a complete asshole at the same time i love it||
Merci




Holy fuck the bass on ||Liberated Liberator|| is fricking crazy.
My headset literally wont stop shaking.
Doesn't help I have max haptics on.
:bakadeal:
Could this possibly be lifting music

shut up shut up shut the fuck up i'm not there yet both of you hush
shes not evil? she is big brained
Erika is literally built different.
:ciru
cirnu
Understandable
||oh but she does fucked up shit so thats kinda evil||
||Let's not kid ourselves, bitch is just psycho.||

guh

i can't look at the color red the same way after this fucking novel
||well she's supposed to be the representation of ange's psych to give no benefits of the doubt and just be straight up with the answers||
oop


like... she's not really evil because she's basically ||ange irl being like bullshit this shit happened.||

||the tea party of EP 7 is supposed to be the closest thing to the truth. so yeah if ange really did want to know the truth...||



This has meaning.
But without love it can't be seen.
Unironically.
||bernkastel said the fragment wasn't true and knowing her it probably was the majority of the truth with the only exception being battler being shot||


||Bern knew exactly what she was doing showing Ange that fragment and presenting it that way. Shitty ass cat.||
||idk how to explain it well but its like... is erika really evil if her character was supposed to just be ange wanting none of featherine and current battler's bullshit.||


you cannot be posting that
(I am getting muted for this)


Man im waiting for more people to finish this shitty visual novel so i can have more conversations. like thinking of the story from ange, featherine and ||battler's||perspective is kinda more interesting to me than the actual gameboard


Same unironically.

besides episode 6's gameboard
Also Auau best.

episode 6's gameboard was fucking fire
||
||
It was so fucking good
If only.
Anyway I am sleepy. I'm out.
erika is the type of person in a video game to find shitty ways to exploit the boss battles instead of actually having fun

||logic error lmao||
Citation needed.
||actually the most important concept in the series||

can i click that, rank?

you cant really solve any mysteries without like... altering your mind and using dumbass concepts witches talk about
i guess so huh
well yeah
that was ages ago
i'm in episode 3, rank
right after the first twilight and ||the fight between beatrice and "beatrice"||
||i fucking tried!!||
||its the biggest hint of the series imo. like it is the key to me figuring shit out||

christ
what does that even mean
i don't even know what i'm trying to be solving yet
well first off the mysteries

all solveable
and then once you solve the mysteries it is easy to know what the entire story is about
Well what ||one of the stories is about||
mweeeeh
all this thinking about trying to figure out what i'm supposed to be solving and how is tiring me out
huh. ||there are four guns now?||
i may make some coffee.
i firmly believe that this kind of novel is best enjoyed with a hot drink.
these backgrounds truly are beautiful.
i wonder where Ryukishi got the images for Rokkenjima nd its houses.
||am i supposed to be trying to solve the epitaph?||
||"beatrice's closed room definition" ppfffffft i love that this series is so ridiculous as to require the re-definition of a 'closed room'||
you can but you dont need to
all the mysteries of umineko is meant to be solved by episode 4

that's painfully close, and i still haven't the slightest idea as to what's really going on
Dw, episode 7 just starts like giving you the biggest hints
Did someone say a girl other than Beato was the best one?
Sounds like bullshit to me

beato is so good hush
don't try and make me think otherwise
i'll make my own conclusions

lmao
Frankly I just like Beato because she's pretty
I have no knowledge of the story of Umineko yet
Shion ā¤ļø
The best girl who does no wrong.
not picking both
Besides, they're both absolute queens anyway.
Mfw only know mion

What's a sonozaki?
Shion and Mion
Who's shion?
Mion

That's a dangerous question.

And the answer is Shion




Any questions
Around twins, you never win.


Reminder, picking one is asking for them to gaslight the ever living fuck out of you.
we have 2000+ messages more than one piece atm
But if you know.
You know.



this is the power of a thread that has inherited the endless magic

Well when the media we circlejerk about is full of endless bullshit in the most literal sense then yeah, it was bound to happen.
True, but they're the same person so it doesn't matter



My brain rn: 
All our sonozaki bs probably has more messages than some threads
For real.
This Sonozaki stuff gets real... Be prepared to die behind it š
Truthfully there is a way to tell who is who.
I wont tell you, not because it's a spoiler but because it's fucking esoteric and really hard to explain.
That's it, I'm going to go watch the anime instead! 
Literally

It gets better when Trion is introduced
Unironically, the anime doesn't explain the Sonozaki question fully.


Anyway they're both unironically good girls and they're some of my favorite characters in this series.
Also keep reading Walter or Rena will dox you.
Me who still hasn't finished chapter 1



I hate satoko like you wouldn't believe

think of shion in my head
she shows up literally next line
She's funny tho.
Makes Keiichi seethe.

Spiritual sonozaki
We're dragging Balti to the mines today.
:scammed:







staying here for one

Rena is funky!

finally found out when they cry
it's when rank gets removed for being weird and claiming it's on topic
When they cry is when you feed in my league games



||Bro rika is hella sus||
||That's literally everyone in that shithole village.||
Click?
This time yes. lmao

Cover yourself in oil
Step 3 is ????

satoko is a sweetie

I'm not even shitposting.
She's hilarious.
Guh?
This is funny tho.

Guh?!

||kinzo and genji be looking like this in their prime? Got damn no wonder they pick up that big titty Italian bitch||
||Holy shit Tohya can walk.||
||Oh that's what that is?||
NOT THE BLACK BOXES 

||genji is what surprises me. That dude is dripped||
Don't forget Ciconia.
||well younger genji was the inspiration for ronove||
||You know my man wasn't playing around in his prime smh. Genji is a real g fr fr.||

All I have to offer
An excerpt from a RenPy shitpost I made in 2017

I like his dumbass face
||bro idk, the rizz of umineko characters are insane. Battler, kinzo and rudolf were pussy slayers||
||like genocidal to that shit||

chom is reacting
||No bullshit tho, like I'd wear some of those suits ngl.||
Chom's just reading spoilers zero fucks given
||And Lord BATTLER's cape is fucking pure power. That shit is power.||
Oh Chom knows already.

ahaha.wav
hahaha.wav
Did he read it already?
The answer is no.
<OH YEAAAAAAHHHHH>
<VERRRRYYY GOOOOOOOD>
<ONE MORE>
:smileu:
You are lying



Begone she demon.
The answer to the entirety of umineko
||incest||
||I hate how true this fucking is though.||

Rosatrice
||Surprised the siblings didn't do shit to each other. Then again the way Ange looks at Battler sometimes is sus.||
Real ver
Shoulda been holding someoneās heart when she brought her hand up

||best part about bern is she fucking hates erika even though itās her self insert with everything she thinks she is||

||That shit always gets me about them. Like god damn it's fucking funny.||
Hime cut is very common.
No
Also Ryukishi07 is lazy like that.
You're trying to through me off balti
Really there's no actual connection.
Spelling error
Turns into logic error
I'm stupid
The actual lore is IRL related actually.
Ryukishi07 wanted to mess with one of his homies and made Bern look like Rika on purpose to make an evil rika basically.
There is no connection otherwise.
Duck



this is real can confirm

-RYUKISHI07 WANTED TO MESS WITH ONE OF HIS HOMIES AND MADE BERN LOOK LIKE RIKA ON PURPOSE TO MAKE AN EVIL RIKA BASICALLY. THERE IS NO CONNECTION OTHERWISE.
so why the fk is this series called catfish?
umineko means seagull numnuts
when the cat fish cry

Who knows, maybe that'll be the next one in like 70 years when that fucker Ryukishi07 finally finishes Ciconia.
IT GOT ME TOO, SAVE ME MANNYYYY 
balti i think there's something wrong with your audio uploads they never work right on my laptop
NOOOOO

Dw
Without love it can't be seen played.

I'm sure kei chan will be the protagonist of silent hill

God help them.
Worse still, it's Battler.

those ghosts have no fucking clue what's about to come at them
The ghosts are going to leave the moment he opens his mouth
battler is like the personification of that /fit/ greentext where the guy's house is haunted and he just starts punching the air and shit
Holy fucking shit you're right.

battler is probably built as fuck too
Reminder Ryukishi07's brother helps him with the games.
oh so nscripter nonsense
Yeah lmfao
how much money does ryukishi even make off of wtc
does he get royalties and shit or is it a touhou kinda thing where everything is just doujin derivative works

this part of japanese indie development confuses me greatly

Yeah I don't know how much R07 and 07th Expansion as a whole get from their franchises.
||>shion confessed about the storehouse to the mayor and he disappeared||
||>kei chan did the same to rika||
||Is she outta here?||
Find out next time on higurashi z

I can't not think

Brain too big
If umi is just battler getting owned for 1 million words it sounds like peak fiction
||hmmmmm. i think i spy a trend in those who become witches||
||i don't expect an answer obviously but this is just me theorizing with what i know||
suika seriously don't read like any of these okay
||Let me hear it.||

|| lambdadelta, the witch of certainty, is doubtlessly takano or some version of her. she became a witch because she was able to fulfil her dream of using hinamizawa syndrome to bring a form of glory to her predecessor's name. bernkastel is rika (duh) after fulfilling her goal of bypassing lambda's certain fate (the events of higurashi.)
i was put onto this when eva becomes the new golden witch after solving the epitaph and earning the ushiromiya headship. this is her fulfilling her dream, and in this way she earns the title of golden witch.
the only things that don't align is how virgilia and beato became witches because i don't have any way of knowing that yet ||




























