#When They Cry - Remember You Can Never Leave

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paper marlin
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This is very confusing

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Don't think too hard on it.

paper marlin
old charm
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paper marlin
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I'm under the impression it won't get any less confusing if I play the game

astral tapir
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It probably gets worse

paper marlin
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Oh great, more reasons to look like an idiot

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It does not make any sense even with context.

old charm
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the brainrot only decomposes your mind faster

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^

old charm
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there is no cure.

paper marlin
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As if I needed help with that

old charm
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sorry.

paper marlin
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Sonozaki bullshit has no bounds.

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That said they're funny as fuck together.

astral tapir
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Is this Sonozaki in the room with us right now?

old charm
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sonozaki bullshit is umineko level nonsense

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everything can be explained with "humans and tricks?" wrong, everything can be explained via "sonozaki bullshit."

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this is impregnable logic.

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astral tapir
paper marlin
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They're really cute

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Yes!

old charm
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that's what they want you to think

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sonozaki in the room

paper marlin
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So what

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They're actually secretly ugly?

astral tapir
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Yeah

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old charm
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shion shouldn't have access to so many weapons

paper marlin
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I dunno, they look really pretty to me

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old charm
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balti really lives on the edge daily

astral tapir
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3.5 hours into chapter 2 not halfway done pog moment

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paper marlin
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I will now hug Shion

astral tapir
old charm
viscid cargo
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Let's not forget Touhou is basically that.
I mean shit, every game is basically Reimu doing drive-bys on unsuspecting youkai.

viscid cargo
old charm
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this is real

astral tapir
old charm
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reimu open carries

paper marlin
old charm
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have you SEEN how big her gohei is?

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i mean fuck dude

viscid cargo
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Reimu uses a MAC-10 basically.
It's all she could afford.

paper marlin
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Too bad she's not as strong as Cirno

old charm
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koishi has a magnum.

astral tapir
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Behold the most powerful spell card

old charm
paper marlin
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I will die on this hill

astral tapir
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Hot lead

old charm
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i will not explain.

astral tapir
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paper marlin
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I thought it was Mystic Mine

old charm
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Anyway, good girl posting time.

old charm
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yessssss the goodest girl

paper marlin
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She will get hugged too

viscid cargo
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Rena is a darling.

old charm
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TRUE!

paper marlin
viscid cargo
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Besides she does nothing wrong, like Shion.

old charm
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Rena is a state of mind.

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Shmion is a state of being.

paper marlin
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Looks like Battler is in trouble

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:COPE:

old charm
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-I am NOT happy.
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paper marlin
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:Whentheycry:

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Get fucked, Battler

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astral tapir
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The B stands for bitch boy

paper marlin
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I'm saving that gif

viscid cargo
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that time I had a dream where an Umineko character called me her Onii-chan
Needless to say it wasn't awful but I knew how bad things were gonna get.

paper marlin
astral tapir
old charm
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which one BEATO

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or can i not know yet

viscid cargo
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Depends, how far are you in rn?

old charm
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3

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less than halfway

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i think

viscid cargo
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Yeah I can't tell you yet

old charm
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there aren't chapter numbers in umineko so i have no idea where i actually am

astral tapir
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K1 moment.

astral tapir
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I think the author has a thing for boobs ngl

old charm
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At least he's honest with what he wants.

astral tapir
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Huge knockers

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astral tapir
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W translation

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old charm
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so based

viscid cargo
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He's not exactly subtle.

old charm
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so based

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it's reused so many times too

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Intensely based.

old charm
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it's so blatant

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i love it

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I almost had Cherries made Shion in the Angel Mort uniform ngl.

old charm
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aww why not

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Her casual outfit is much cuter ngl.

old charm
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yeah kinda true ig

astral tapir
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When they COOM

old charm
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real

astral tapir
viscid cargo
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This is exactly what R07 wants.

astral tapir
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This is just a harem vn with a self insert protag

old charm
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||And considering how there are dakis of everyone that were included in DVD sets then yeah it's exactly what he wanted.||

astral tapir
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You read that right.

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You can click that Walter btw.

astral tapir
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I did

viscid cargo
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It's not an actual spoiler lel.

old charm
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i guess some things really don't change

viscid cargo
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Oh lmfao.

astral tapir
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That's why I said goneu

old charm
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everythin i'm into is the same

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the only difference is that neptunia is written by women

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and yet it's the same way

astral tapir
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The illusion of free choice

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||>ooishi shows up||
||>music cuts out||

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What did he mean by this

viscid cargo
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You ain't ready.

astral tapir
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||Fat man shows up and everything goes south||

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2 for 2 on this so far

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old charm
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love ooishi

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he's so based

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that man knows how to live life

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i wish i could be more like ooishi

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get yourself a car with air conditioning

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(was it really that rare for cars to have aircon in 1983 japan?)

astral tapir
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||The game trying to scare me about the curse when it's just retelling what we learnt from chapter 1 šŸ—æ ||

old charm
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what you don't believe?

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silly man

astral tapir
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It's not that

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It's that they already gave this info dump in chapter 1

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And they're playing the scary music

viscid cargo
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He will never know psy!

old charm
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battler looking ass fr

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this mf doesn't believe in magic smh

red wolf
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Ok but magic isn’t real.

old charm
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red wolf
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How he tryna be.

paper marlin
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Imagine being Battler and not being cringe

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:BEATO:

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-BATTLER IS CRINGE
paper marlin
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:COPE:

astral tapir
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I'll say it in red

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-BATTLER IS A CRINGE ASS NAE NAE BABY
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-*cackle cackle cackle*
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astral tapir
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Balti...

jolly willow
red wolf
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she's a hag now

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red wolf
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wait oh shit when did Manny get here

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Look she's a good girl.

astral tapir
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Manny is here pretend to be normal

old charm
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mod presence in WTC server

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fuck fuck fuck

astral tapir
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Don't worry.
I got this.
Mion fumo.

shrewd mountain
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just don't be fking weird, it's real easy

pastel tulip
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manny's not a mod, he doesn't have a yellow name

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but i do

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old charm
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i'm so fucked

red wolf
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Who's leading them here sh

old charm
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it's over boys

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we gotta get the fuck out of dodge and get our asses to the golden land

viscid cargo
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Alright lads you know the drill now!

red wolf
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Time to leave we can split the gold later.

old charm
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jolly willow
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Punch it!

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We getting out of here

jolly willow
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Our OST.

red wolf
red wolf
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vagrant thorn
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ok so like

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i watched what i think is season 1 of the anime

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the one that came out in 07

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did i do it wrong

old charm
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yeah cirnu

vagrant thorn
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or was it 06

viscid cargo
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Higurashi anime is fine but the VN is the best way.

old charm
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nah in all seriousness the anime is fine but it doesnt really capture the VNs as well as it could

viscid cargo
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Umineko anime is legit no good.

vagrant thorn
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ok yeah i watched the 06 season and a few episodes of the 07

old charm
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Yes.

old charm
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like. should i or should i not watch it after i'm done reading

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It leaves out a lot of context and the story is only halfway done.

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If you'd like.

red wolf
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How ab the manga.

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I personally wont watch it because I legitimately have no interest in it but the Umineko manga is good supplementary material after the VN.

red wolf
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Manga is good.

red wolf
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Looks sick af.

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But read it after the VN.

red wolf
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Guh

jolly willow
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B-but... the wtc anime are the only free higu things I know how to find ShiiWahh

viscid cargo
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Higurashi anime is fine.

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Umineko anime is stinky.

old charm
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divert some of that fucking trust fund towards some VNs you rich shithead

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jolly willow
old charm
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balti! upload the rosa slap gif.

old charm
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there

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old charm
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fucking buy the vns bitch boy

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you know you wannaaaaa

red wolf
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:COPE:

jolly willow
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But I cant!!!

viscid cargo
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DO IT!

red wolf
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Battler I need-

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Wait there are mods here now.

jolly willow
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Because...

red wolf
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:MOON:

jolly willow
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I only have 3 dollars in my bank account sadfumo

old charm
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i smell lies

viscid cargo
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Truly.

old charm
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just wait until the next time your get your massive lion's share of an allowance

astral tapir
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WHY ARE MANNY AND RAVEN HERE

red wolf
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šŸ˜”

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old charm
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no more shiposts....

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old charm
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wait

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balti

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old charm
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we need a rosa gun sticker

astral tapir
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It's a mystery who did it

red wolf
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Btw where did Romanski go cirnu

old charm
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doing the NOUUUU face

astral tapir
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Just like when they cry

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astral tapir
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YOU'RE RIGHT

jolly willow
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I'll just...

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Wait until the higus go on sale...

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old charm
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just sell a clone trooper or 5

red wolf
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Damn didn’t know Roman left.

old charm
red wolf
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šŸ˜”

jolly willow
red wolf
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He got banned?

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I don’t remember.

viscid cargo
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He did.

red wolf
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What for?

jolly willow
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Yea, romanski got banned

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red wolf
pastel tulip
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being a freak

old charm
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yeah he was being a fucking weird9

red wolf
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That can mean a lot of things.

old charm
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stop lurking raven. you're scaring me

pastel tulip
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thanks ff

jolly willow
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I'm still completely in the dark about the situation, all I know is that it happened

red wolf
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Guh

viscid cargo
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Unrelated but which one would be a better sticker?

jolly willow
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Like I don't have screenshots or anything from... well anybody

old charm
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second

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second is iconic

pastel tulip
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so would fit right into this thread

old charm
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huh

red wolf
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Second sticker

old charm
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that had better be a joke, unless you're seriously implying that we're all lolicons or something

red wolf
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pastel tulip
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i mean

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im not seriously implying anything, just saying that the reason i was pointed in the direction of this thread was because a 14 year old character was posted in regards to authors boob fixation

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like manny said its as easy as not being weird. i dont think anything of you all in that way but dont give me a reason to start

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old charm
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don't forget, if we're going to start throwing around generalizations of communities, it's as easy as flipping the chessboard around.

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we are all very literally in a touhou server

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Turning the chessboard around?

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My my.

old charm
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this level of reasoning is possible for midwest nepu

viscid cargo
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Made it that far have you?

old charm
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no not yet

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i just keep seeing that manga panel

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lmfao

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Anyway Rosa is cool as shit.
||Until you know.||

jolly willow
old charm
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i mean how much knowing do i have to know to not like rosa

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because as it is i think she should meet a very fine woman who'll give her some nice "advice"

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old charm
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omg

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beribernkastel

jolly willow
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Bern?

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Bern!

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BERN!

old charm
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she sippie mad

viscid cargo
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The comics that emote is from are fucking gold.

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it's declared in red

old charm
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kek

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Good girls.

old charm
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battler sure seems to like them

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they can't be that bad

red wolf
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Battler likes basically any woman let's me real.

old charm
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ok fair

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he and keiichi really are the same man huh

red wolf
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let's me real

viscid cargo
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Except K1 wouldn't tolerate half the shit Beato does.

old charm
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let's me real

red wolf
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Balti is Battler...

old charm
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oh dude keiichi would beat the shit out of beato

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old charm
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REAL

red wolf
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:MANYSUCHCASES:

jolly willow
old charm
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||KUMASAWA???||

astral tapir
old charm
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||HER TOO? SHE'S FUCKING SICK AS SHIT TOO?||

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||WHAAT||

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suika you can't read these

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btw

astral tapir
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I'm not

old charm
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this number with the flutes is truly wonderful i must say

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||WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???!!!!||

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@viscid cargo

viscid cargo
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Magic.

old charm
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oh fuck this track is heat

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what the shit

red wolf
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This goes hard.

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Except the last minute.

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That goes too hard I couldn't focus.

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On my hw.

old charm
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||why the fuck are there towers coming out of the ground what||

old charm
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old charm
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i'm feeling like battler rn

red wolf
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It's not real.

old charm
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totally clueless

red wolf
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Nothing is real.

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Deny it.

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||IT REALLY IS THE SPEAR GUNGNIR||

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||HOW DID I CALL THAT?||

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||WHO COPIED WHO DID RYUKISHI TAKE THAT FROM EOSD||

red wolf
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||Gungnir is well known mythological weapon buddy.||

astral tapir
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Club activities on the outside

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R E A L

astral tapir
old charm
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||holy shit she got BEATOWNED ||

astral tapir
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Not sure what I'm supposed to click anymore

viscid cargo
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ASSUME ALL ARE SPOILERS UNTIL DECLARED OTHERWISE

astral tapir
red wolf
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click everything don't listen to him magic isn't real

astral tapir
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Baltimore

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Do you have the png of this

old charm
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seriously, don't click my shit.
||i love the way she drags out her sentences to torment battler||

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||reminds me of another woman i know IrisAra ||

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||she's like wholesome and a complete asshole at the same time i love it||

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astral tapir
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Merci

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astral tapir
old charm
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beato is awesome i love beato

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beato is best umineko girl

astral tapir
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There was never any doubt really.

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astral tapir
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Looks like grown up rika ngl

red wolf
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Holy fuck the bass on ||Liberated Liberator|| is fricking crazy.

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My headset literally wont stop shaking.

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Doesn't help I have max haptics on.

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:bakadeal:

astral tapir
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Could this possibly be lifting music

tacit torrent
astral tapir
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erika>beato

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100%

red wolf
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1000%

old charm
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shut up shut up shut the fuck up i'm not there yet both of you hush

astral tapir
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Idk who she is I'm just typing her name into my emotes and stickers search

tacit torrent
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beato is the bad guy.
erika is the whole ass villain.

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Pog

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I love evil bitches

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tacit torrent
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shes not evil? she is big brained

viscid cargo
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Erika is literally built different.

astral tapir
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You called her a villain sounds pretty evil

tacit torrent
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:ciru

astral tapir
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cirnu

tacit torrent
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its hard to explain how her evil is actually not evil without spoilers

astral tapir
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Understandable

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||oh but she does fucked up shit so thats kinda evil||

astral tapir
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red wolf
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hey Rank

astral tapir
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red wolf
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guh

astral tapir
old charm
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i can't look at the color red the same way after this fucking novel

tacit torrent
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oop

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like... she's not really evil because she's basically ||ange irl being like bullshit this shit happened.||

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||the tea party of EP 7 is supposed to be the closest thing to the truth. so yeah if ange really did want to know the truth...||

astral tapir
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astral tapir
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The rectangles...

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What do they mean

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||bernkastel said the fragment wasn't true and knowing her it probably was the majority of the truth with the only exception being battler being shot||

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||Bern knew exactly what she was doing showing Ange that fragment and presenting it that way. Shitty ass cat.||

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||idk how to explain it well but its like... is erika really evil if her character was supposed to just be ange wanting none of featherine and current battler's bullshit.||

red wolf
old charm
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you cannot be posting that

astral tapir
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(I am getting muted for this)

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astral tapir
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Man im waiting for more people to finish this shitty visual novel so i can have more conversations. like thinking of the story from ange, featherine and ||battler's||perspective is kinda more interesting to me than the actual gameboard

astral tapir
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Dw rank

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I'm halfway through higu chapter 2

red wolf
astral tapir
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besides episode 6's gameboard

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Also Auau best.

tacit torrent
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episode 6's gameboard was fucking fire

old charm
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It was so fucking good

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astral tapir
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I'll click these one day...

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Anyway I am sleepy. I'm out.

tacit torrent
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erika is the type of person in a video game to find shitty ways to exploit the boss battles instead of actually having fun

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||logic error lmao||

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red wolf
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Citation needed.

old charm
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||ain't no way we're getting into using schrodinger's cat rn||

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old charm
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can i click that, rank?

tacit torrent
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if i reply to you, it is ok

old charm
tacit torrent
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you cant really solve any mysteries without like... altering your mind and using dumbass concepts witches talk about

old charm
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i guess so huh

tacit torrent
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have you gotten to the concept of devil's proof yet?

old charm
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well yeah

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that was ages ago

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i'm in episode 3, rank

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right after the first twilight and ||the fight between beatrice and "beatrice"||

tacit torrent
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||did you uhhh pay attention to that fight?||

old charm
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||i fucking tried!!||

tacit torrent
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||its the biggest hint of the series imo. like it is the key to me figuring shit out||

old charm
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christ

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what does that even mean

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i don't even know what i'm trying to be solving yet

tacit torrent
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well first off the mysteries

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all solveable

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and then once you solve the mysteries it is easy to know what the entire story is about

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Well what ||one of the stories is about||

old charm
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mweeeeh

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all this thinking about trying to figure out what i'm supposed to be solving and how is tiring me out

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the message is worth it. a very feels good message \

old charm
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huh. ||there are four guns now?||

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well...

old charm
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i may make some coffee.

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i firmly believe that this kind of novel is best enjoyed with a hot drink.

old charm
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these backgrounds truly are beautiful.

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i wonder where Ryukishi got the images for Rokkenjima nd its houses.

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||am i supposed to be trying to solve the epitaph?||

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||"beatrice's closed room definition" ppfffffft i love that this series is so ridiculous as to require the re-definition of a 'closed room'||

tacit torrent
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it is part of the message

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all the mysteries of umineko is meant to be solved by episode 4

old charm
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that's painfully close, and i still haven't the slightest idea as to what's really going on

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cirnu Dw, episode 7 just starts like giving you the biggest hints

old charm
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okay, i'm sure i'll figure it out at some point

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||i love pouty beato||

paper marlin
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Did someone say a girl other than Beato was the best one?

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Sounds like bullshit to me

tacit torrent
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My friend, all of you haven’t finished the story

old charm
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beato is so good hush

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don't try and make me think otherwise

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i'll make my own conclusions

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Erika>

old charm
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lmao

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paper marlin
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Frankly I just like Beato because she's pretty

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I have no knowledge of the story of Umineko yet

viscid cargo
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Don't worry, you'll learn.

little rover
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Shion ā¤ļø

viscid cargo
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The best girl who does no wrong.

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not picking both

astral tapir
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True

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Besides, they're both absolute queens anyway.

jolly willow
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Mfw only know mion

astral tapir
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Ok it's real simple

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Any questions

jolly willow
astral tapir
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Now you know mion and shion very well!

jolly willow
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What's a sonozaki?

astral tapir
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Shion and Mion

jolly willow
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Who's shion?

astral tapir
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Mion

jolly willow
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astral tapir
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But that begs the question

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Who is Mion

jolly willow
astral tapir
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And the answer is Shion

jolly willow
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astral tapir
jolly willow
astral tapir
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Any questions

viscid cargo
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Around twins, you never win.

astral tapir
jolly willow
astral tapir
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Final question

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Who is Sonozaki

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The answer is

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Yes.

jolly willow
astral tapir
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In fact

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Maybe we're all secretly sonozaki

viscid cargo
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Reminder, picking one is asking for them to gaslight the ever living fuck out of you.

old charm
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we have 2000+ messages more than one piece atm

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But if you know.
You know.

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jolly willow
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When they sweep

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this is the power of a thread that has inherited the endless magic

jolly willow
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Well when the media we circlejerk about is full of endless bullshit in the most literal sense then yeah, it was bound to happen.

astral tapir
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My brain rn: KASEN_IS_DONE

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All our sonozaki bs probably has more messages than some threads

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For real.

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This Sonozaki stuff gets real... Be prepared to die behind it šŸ’”

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Truthfully there is a way to tell who is who.
I wont tell you, not because it's a spoiler but because it's fucking esoteric and really hard to explain.

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What if Shion was Mion from the start

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They'll never tell!

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That's it, I'm going to go watch the anime instead! ki

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Sonozaki'd

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Before even reading it

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Literally

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Welp

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This is what happens when I fuck around and find out

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It gets better when Trion is introduced

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Unironically, the anime doesn't explain the Sonozaki question fully.

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astral tapir
jolly willow
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Now then

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Do I keep reading chapter 2

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Or I play the rock game

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Anyway they're both unironically good girls and they're some of my favorite characters in this series.
Also keep reading Walter or Rena will dox you.

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Let her dox me

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I'll fight all of you

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Me who still hasn't finished chapter 1

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jolly willow
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I love these two like you wouldn't believe.

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I hate satoko like you wouldn't believe

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think of shion in my head
she shows up literally next line

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Spiritual sonozaki

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:scammed:

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WE'RE FEEDING HIM TO NECO ARC

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||2 for 2||

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Rena’s balls

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Down my throat

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Choking on rena’s balls

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jolly willow
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shrewd mountain
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MODS ARE WATCHING

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wow so easy

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What's the fun in the easy life

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staying here for one

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Rena is funky!

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I always remain on topic

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shrewd mountain
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bruh

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Welder Rena too powerful to send.

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||Bro rika is hella sus||

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Click?

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This time yes. lmao

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No no

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But she is more sus than usual

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Or he

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Can't give spoilers now can we

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Remember! If you think you got it this early it's probably not it!

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I didn't say it's her

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I just said it's a 51% chance

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Minimum 51%

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red wolf
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Step 2

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?

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Step 3 is ????

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Step 4

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Suplex satoko

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Why does everyone hate Satoko? She just funny.

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satoko is a sweetie

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I'm not even shitposting.
She's hilarious.

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Guh?

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I like this gif

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No particular reason

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Ayo hold up

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Guh?!

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||kinzo and genji be looking like this in their prime? Got damn no wonder they pick up that big titty Italian bitch||

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NOT THE BLACK BOXES peeposcreech

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Those you must not click until you've finished Umineko!

old charm
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Read on dear reader!

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:postthisrena:

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Mfw 1/16 through the series

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1/18th

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Don't forget Ciconia.

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||well younger genji was the inspiration for ronove||

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All I have to offer

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BEATORECHEEE

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Kinzo is the best.

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I like his dumbass face

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||bro idk, the rizz of umineko characters are insane. Battler, kinzo and rudolf were pussy slayers||

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||like genocidal to that shit||

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chom is reacting

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||No bullshit tho, like I'd wear some of those suits ngl.||

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Chom's just reading spoilers zero fucks given

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||And Lord BATTLER's cape is fucking pure power. That shit is power.||

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Oh Chom knows already.

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ahaha.wav

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hahaha.wav

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Did he read it already?

red wolf
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Who knows.

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Ok so it's a yes

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The answer is no.

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<OH YEAAAAAAHHHHH>
<VERRRRYYY GOOOOOOOD>
<ONE MORE>

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:smileu:

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You are lying

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The answer to the entirety of umineko
||incest||

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Rosatrice

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||Surprised the siblings didn't do shit to each other. Then again the way Ange looks at Battler sometimes is sus.||

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Real ver

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Shoulda been holding someone’s heart when she brought her hand up

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||best part about bern is she fucking hates erika even though it’s her self insert with everything she thinks she is||

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Why rika has same haircut as bern

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Just another reason for me to suspect her

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Hime cut is very common.

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No

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Also Ryukishi07 is lazy like that.

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You're trying to through me off balti

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Really there's no actual connection.

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Are you working for oyashiro sama

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Turns into logic error

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I'm stupid

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The actual lore is IRL related actually.

red wolf
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Therefore you’re wrong

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:scammed:

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Logic isn't real

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Ryukishi07 wanted to mess with one of his homies and made Bern look like Rika on purpose to make an evil rika basically.
There is no connection otherwise.

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Duck

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You are fucking with me

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I don't trust you

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old charm
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this is real can confirm

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Fine if you don't believe me I'll say it in red.

astral tapir
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-RYUKISHI07 WANTED TO MESS WITH ONE OF HIS HOMIES AND MADE BERN LOOK LIKE RIKA ON PURPOSE TO MAKE AN EVIL RIKA BASICALLY. THERE IS NO CONNECTION OTHERWISE.
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so why the fk is this series called catfish?

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-IT'S NOT TRUE BECAUSE I CAN'T READ
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umineko means seagull numnuts

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Sea cat.

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When the sea cats cry.

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wanted to make a joke sadfumo

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"you all got baited into liking it"

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when the cat fish cry

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Who knows, maybe that'll be the next one in like 70 years when that fucker Ryukishi07 finally finishes Ciconia.

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IT GOT ME TOO, SAVE ME MANNYYYY fumobanned

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Their time will come again.

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balti i think there's something wrong with your audio uploads they never work right on my laptop

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NOOOOOwaaaah

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Dw

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I'm sure kei chan will be the protagonist of silent hill

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Worse still, it's Battler.

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those ghosts have no fucking clue what's about to come at them

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I should make a Higu emote server too.

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That isn't dedicated to Shion.

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The ghosts are going to leave the moment he opens his mouth

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SHII CHAN!!!

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battler is like the personification of that /fit/ greentext where the guy's house is haunted and he just starts punching the air and shit

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:cir

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nu:

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battler is probably built as fuck too

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Reminder Ryukishi07's brother helps him with the games.

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in what part

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like what does he do

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Making the game work.

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oh so nscripter nonsense

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Yeah lmfao

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how much money does ryukishi even make off of wtc

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No clue actually.

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does he get royalties and shit or is it a touhou kinda thing where everything is just doujin derivative works

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this part of japanese indie development confuses me greatly

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Yeah I don't know how much R07 and 07th Expansion as a whole get from their franchises.

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||>shion confessed about the storehouse to the mayor and he disappeared||
||>kei chan did the same to rika||
||Is she outta here?||

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Find out next time on higurashi z

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Solution to any question in higurashi:

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Don't think about it

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I can't not think

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Brain too big

jolly willow
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If umi is just battler getting owned for 1 million words it sounds like peak fiction

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||hmmmmm. i think i spy a trend in those who become witches||

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||i don't expect an answer obviously but this is just me theorizing with what i know||

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suika seriously don't read like any of these okay

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I am not

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I swear

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|| lambdadelta, the witch of certainty, is doubtlessly takano or some version of her. she became a witch because she was able to fulfil her dream of using hinamizawa syndrome to bring a form of glory to her predecessor's name. bernkastel is rika (duh) after fulfilling her goal of bypassing lambda's certain fate (the events of higurashi.)

i was put onto this when eva becomes the new golden witch after solving the epitaph and earning the ushiromiya headship. this is her fulfilling her dream, and in this way she earns the title of golden witch.

the only things that don't align is how virgilia and beato became witches because i don't have any way of knowing that yet ||