#When They Cry - Remember You Can Never Leave
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god that's fucking miraculous
And sometimes they have neat things
cut it out with that btw you might get spoiled hard
In this case I searched umineko 
Unironcially this.
Walter no unironically.
i'm having fun with umineko though unironically shit's great
Who knows balti
i'm living the shitpost

I tried that with my friend.
It ain't working on me.
Unless you tell me the culprit.
You


is there a curse or isn't there 
Or is it culprits???
I am under no obligation to answer these
Or maybe it was all just in Keiichi's head.
all in le head
Maybe it was just a story written by his father.

The whole thing.
A series of stories.
Foreshadowing??

I'd never tell.
Maybe it was all something Mion came up with scare Satoko and Rika.
Maybe it was beatoreechee
There are endless possibilities that could explain what is going on in Hinamizawa.

I personally like this gif
||Well then rip Kei-chan||
(that's how it seems for now)
Ok balti
I will NOT elaborate further.

Not really a spoiler.
I swear the constant shitposting in here is why we have the most posts in the anime threads.

pfft lol
i’ll help 
Cool!
those numbers gradually grow bigger as you continue the VNs as the herd thins
For real.
I noticed that the story completion achievements drop fast
But the completion rate of the ones near the end barely go down
This means the people that stuck around got very invested
I think
||the curse of oyashiro-sama||

Omg it's the golden bitch
||I can't believe I unlocked both Rika and Hanyuu in Become Fumo smh.||

I would normally put (Balti at the end but I need to put her title).
man i’m really excited to start umineko but i need to actually buy the games first lol
Soon my friend.
You'll be able experience a ride.
And you'll be able to understand these esoteric and dumbass shitposts.
Like this shit.
woah! get that painting outta there!
don't worry there's a magical barrier around it
phew!
i actually just downloaded it now because i can't embed it through a link lol
yeah but there's so much silence after it
the best ownage is repeating it like ten fucking times
You're on Episode 3 rn yea?
i might be a bit too far gone for saying this, but the blurred way that the forest looks in these backgrounds reminds me of the way that the Yggdrasil Labyrinth would often look in the original Etrian Odyssey games on the DS, because DS quality textures. it's incredibly nostalgic
yupperino 
I get that energy.
fucking loser lmao

Lol, lmao
Fucking rena

I gotta finish out mgr
Another day
I'm gonna be super rusty at it probably

I know exactly which one you're talking about.
But I don't think I have it for some reason.
Also
fuck it has to be in here somewhere

It usually ends up that way.
It's 100% the true emotional experience of Higurashi and Umineko.

Fuck, I don't have the image psy.
Who is battler in higurashi then

truly incredible
look at the times of the texts, she’s becoming more sane each time 
it does

manny really doesn't want to be in here lmao
Good
This place is our bitch
I like this sticker
I send it every morning to my group chat

Make a new empty thread and make him look in

i wouldn’t wanna be here either 
wdym balti we're high society
We're highly stupid
Yeah the Ushiromiya family are too and look how they are.
this thread is the witch's tea party, don't you see?


I should post this.
La Divina Tragedia Makyoku--Jimang
Kono yoru ga owari ware wa nani o motomu
Tsuiyoku wa zankoku ni azawarauwa
Yami o kirisaku OH DESIRE kobamu nakare itoshii hito yo
Ikeru basho naki OH MY PRAYERS saigo no utage yo
Yami o hikisaku OH DESIRE kanaetama e itoshii hito yo
Yurusarenaki OH DESIRE SACRIFICE A SHEEP TO A GOD
Kono yume ga ow...
iirc this is Kinzo's anime VA singing this.
huh interesting
It was also the song used for the ending of the Umineko anime.
Which I should remind everyone that it's unironically bad and really not worth it.
It doesn't even finish the story. It stops half way.

Yeah.
It's not good.
A shame too.
The Higu anime isn't perfect but it's serviceable.
Truthfully speaking, that's all we do here basically anyway.
That's because they know we'll slap them with red text.
ahaha.wav
-get fucked lol
-get fucked lol
-get fucked lol
-get fucked lol
-get fucked lol
-get fucked lol
-get fucked lol
-get fucked lol
-get fucked lol
You know she would 100% do that.
This one got me. Fucking haven't grit my teeth like that in a decade.
She would!
"see battler magic is real i turned myself into a pickle fucking explain that dipshit"
cackle cackle cackle

That's just a remote control pickle with a radio receiver in it.!

"i saw this episode of rick and morty!! that's science that a human can do!!!!!"
:BEATOWNED:

ok well i'll brb i'm gonna make some tea
i don't own black tea though
i have bags of oolong
Owned?
I know I have some. I have yet to have any of it tho.
My parents go through so many cups of chai everyday lmao.
ohh dude i even have snacks worthy of tea what the fuuuck
my mom gave me thin mints today

That's the face he makes when he's about to talk mad shit.
||i do so enjoy the fights with the magic blades. especially so now that i somewhat understand as to how it's happening||
||god damn he told her off though||
he surely does not
I was about to say
“No way When They Cry is now on my Instagram feed,” but it was just Seven posting

:jej:
@old charm
fuck battler can't drive it he doesn't believe in it
TRUE
||oh so what kumasawa-baa-chan smells like?||
tfw mackerel
@lucid stump
When they cry shitpost in here
And don't shitpost in general the mods will get you

Did they get nuked
Fucking jannies


Make the George emote and call it :bitchassuglyassincelcuck:
:bitchassuglyassincelcuck:

I'm just going to sit here and absorb all this

Master Umineko shitposters at work
Based choice.
The smartest choice really.
This is glorious

Cookin is the witch of moderation.........
I call mod abuse
I have a funny post to send when mods aren’t around


No spoilers.
In Umineko
it's all over
Things happen
Unironically, spoilers are cringe.


I couldn't spoil even if I wanted to
My knowledge begins and ends with memes
:BEATO:
Oh shit

But Beato is the strongest, right?
Interesting
So I just looked at the power scaling for characters like Beatrice and Battler

Goddamn
I was not aware that Umineko was so ludicrously broken
the whole thing about umineko powers is
“You shit your pants last Saturday at 2 in the morning”
You have proof you didn’t?
Alright GG pants shitter
Cry and seethe
So it's all about getting into the mind then
Surpassing what is real and not real to the ultimate infinity
No. It’s about uhhh 
:COPE:
beato's massive badonkers are a devil's proof i can't tell whether they're actually that big or not until i get to see em
-battler probably
A shame he never will probably
@viscid cargo
and that's how the whole vn goes!


||they doesn’t realize how close they are||
Well shit I should mentally prepare myself then
Little hint if you want to take it
||beatrice’s titties are essential to the story||

|| Guess I know where I need to go then ||
that sounds about right


Oof
when the truth is finally reached
i'm glad cookinge was not here to see me type that particular message
Chom nooooo
Magic is real
How do you explain Beatrice || and her magic donkers? ||
:BEATOWNED:
tfw that one beato doujin
Unless you've finished the series I refuse to elaborate.
Damn

:COPE:
He then misses the part about George's ||dead sister||.
should i click on this
should i be looking at this
Don’t know if I’ve showed the on here but it’s a classico
I don’t think it gives anything away
It really doesn't. lmao

Never forget, leaf fight..

fucking incredible
this is literally a true event that happens
Choose your gang
Can't be more dangerous than asking sonic fans what the best sonic game is

they don't know
Look in this thread and tell us we're normal
We are but a small sample of that tbf.
The WTC community as a whole can be alright.
I know you can get worse
That's a relief ngl
However we are in a touhou server
So we're just as bad
Yeah lmao


I will not deny it.
Anyway everyone back in the van.
We're going to the golden land.

Damn the more I think about it
The more ||oyashiro's curse|| makes zero sense
This thing has 50 different conditions and clauses


THE HAUUUU IS SPREADING
Balti you know WTC fans are all this fucked in the head
Damn, WTC really does smth to a mf
lmao you're right.

I guess I must not be enough of a fan then cause I'm not nuts. I'm sure once I start playing I will be
:BEATO:
:INTELLECTUALRAPIST:
They wont know they don't dare come here.
Mods will get upsetti spaghetti.
:smileu:

Reminder, instead of Ciconia Phase 2 we got this.
This IS Ciconia Phase 2 now, get fucked.
-R07

No but I do have an OC partially inspired by WTC.
She's an elf girl that lives in a small town in the Northern United States.
||Yes she has green hair and is from a wealthy family.||
My oc is self inserting as kei chan
not self-inserting as battler
I haven't read umi smh

||kinzo||
Can I click this
No.

Only if you've read Umineko Episode 6.
I'm more of a marathon all of it kinda guy
No sleep? Shit, this mf will be dead once he finishes that speed run.


I read higu chapter 1 in like 2 days I think
So therefore
Umi chapter 6 in a week


Ghosts are kyute~
Hmm
So don't be surprised or put off if nothing from what happened before is referenced at all.
Wtc, the ultimate multi timeline experience 
Or maybe the story will be told in different perspectives
Because I've seen kei chan sprites
I love making theories!
It's all satoko's fault




Little shit head
She pranked oyashiro sama and caused him to curse everyone
Let's not go spoiling things now
Bwuhhh

And here I thought it was obvious that Satoko was the bestest.
smh
Truth be told a rule of thumb for any WTC story is that everyone is a sack of shit somehow
All I've learned from wtc is if someone suddenly gets snake eyes, fucking run

Me not reading a single tip throughout the entire course of the game be like

I've probably missed several super important plot points from not reading the tips and so I'm probably completely in the dark lmao

wait what

It's very esoteric and you wont get it at first but it's there.
||Or maybe I am confusing it with something in Umineko.
||
Can't tell what's a spoiler and what's balti shitposting

Well I do shitpost here a lot.
A golden rule I follow with anything pertaining to this series is that everything is a shitpost until proven otherwise.
That said avoiding memes and funny shitposts until you're finished with the series is recommended.
Shit like this (an actual spoiler do not open unless you've finished Higu) is an example of what I mean.
Unironically there is a moment in Umineko like that for me fr.
It's actually like super fucking powerful too.

It actually got me real good because you legit don't expect it.
pfft
the funny part is posting a shit post and people thinking they know what it means but they don’t actually
See that's what really does it.



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Episode 6 is still my favorite
Peak
Oh this should be good.
I think I know.
CALLED IT


tfw Beato
It is time to continue into the schizo ramblings of ryukishi

?????
Bern?
Am I playing the right game?



he's doing it he's getting sonozaki'd as we speak


I have ptsd whenever the music cuts out




Awesome
Ballin
It's time to make people cry

BASED
Battler, your entire existence is cringe. Go walk off a pier with a cinder block tied to your ankle
:BEATOSMUG:
And yet he keeps trying


Man, Umineko is gonna be wild
Man this is gonna take awhile
Guess I better clear my schedule
A shame, I'm in the middle of trying to move too

Me soon fr
True his fit is ass
true...
Drip>being competent
me cooking fr
Ushiromiya lads be built different.
Battler is built stupid

battler is built based you hush
Me.
Balti when the insanity takes over
Reality.

Guh



Out of context screencaps are the best.

real shit!

Do you think I understand anything from this
Satoko never did anything wrong.
People like to give her shit for being a brat but her shitposts are hilarious so she gets a pass.
Though I've always found bratty characters to be hilarious.
Anyway she's a darling and I will no longer tolerate Satoko slander!

revise that sentence baltiiiiiii

WALTER NO
DESTROY THE CHILD
BALTI YOU DIDN'T FIX ANYTHING
SATOKOWNED

BALTI NOO

DON'T SAY CUTE AND FUNNY TOGETHER
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
BALTIIIIIIIIIII

We did it reddit


inb4 this thread gets nuked
I shitpost in the dokkan thread all the time
And so does mom 
Mom is allowed in here
Just send enough
in General and we'll be good.
Manny hates the emotes he will never come here
no that's bio
It'll deter them from coming in here and give them the impression that this place is exactly the same (which is totally isn't I swear fellas.)
No manny too.

but they're so based!
A lot of the mods don't like the emotes.
how can anyone not like them
they’re funny i like them
It is legitimately charming.
They have soul
Ivo gets it.

people say it doesn't look good but tell me that
isn't the greatest shit ever depicted
It is
Like for me I love how expressive each sprite is ngl.
Beato is fucking based
like nothing in this world is better than 
I need to get Nitro so I can spam it everywhere
Diss the art in touhou in general and see what happens
It's the same thing smh
Art made by an indie dev who isn't an artist
But most importantly
and i like zun art too
Like yeah this isn't the greatest art but it's good where it counts.
Besides, tell me this smug isn't powerful as fuck.
tell me remilia isn't cute as fuck in eosd
She's gonna kick your ass
manny hates getting owned
Zart is full of soul too.
Really ZUN and R07 are both fellas doing shit they like regardless of their artistic skill.
are you just now finding this out 
:BEATOWNED:
Which is intensely based.

There is and i will unearth it
There's a reason why this emote exists.
Also
THIS is the truth
he thinks the green ones will reveal their secrets
No need to reveal it
Unironically.
I just know
this chart explains EVERYTHING
Trion 
Psy isn't shitposting Walter THAT is the truth.
this is the one answer you'll get out of me walter






















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