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yep
Oooh food conversations. Is a burger a sandwich
BRO THIS CHANNEL IS SO POWERFUL RIGHT NOW
I WILL TRY IT OUT
HOLY
Ah is this just 2 guilds beefing or is there substance to these claims? I am just sitting here with popcorn tbh but

how does tm get to spam this much tho
yes and a hotdog is a taco
i'm not sure about 2 guilds beefing
so powerful
i'm pretty sure polar is hiding in embarrassment
Nope never all from Today
This guy was banned from multiple games / MMOs. We’ve known about him for years.
I see
Is he caught here too?
🤷🏻♂️
Yes he’s been deleted a few times but friends with steven ya kno
It’s fake. Phoenix charged me 75
Lmfao

Mad that Otters doing better, more relevant then his guild
The otter people all in here spamming trying to defend him now
OTTERS ON TOP

Why do I always get accused of defending Phoenix when I literally said I was charged 75
Now if you want to start a real fight do this at your next thanksgiving
WTF
what the fuck
I don’t see the issue
this is obscene
Crust is the worst part
this rage bait is working
Go to jail
This person made an omelette with just milk and egg alone, (not recommended l, but it illustates my point) see how fluffy that is? Small micelles of air only possible with milk. If you want to use other types of cream or dairy, all the fat thickens the omelette and makes it denser. I prefer a light, airy omelette, but ill probably try the crème fraîche someday.
i’m being rage baited
thats a fucking souffle
Is that omelet or cake
@willow barn called me the n word
if i wanted steamed egg i would just steam my eggs bro
he called you nice....unpossible
i miss the old yjovain
Looks like one.
yeah he called me nice guy oof
you guys can call me the abreviation tho
i miss yelling at him when we had zero mana 😢
NGOof
But the steam doesnt get into the center of the eggs! 
@heavy beacon hey man i hope you come back phase 3
what the
Omelette 
whats up my @heavy beacon
I know people love to fight about pineapple on pizza but may i suggest this instead?
You may not
Oh god now steven will be summoned
How do you pronounce it
I wish i was good enough to do that Jappaneese omlet over rice thing where they cut it and it drapes over the rice....but i cant get the folding right.
Oom-let-ie
(
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u using a nonstick pan?
I use my carbon steel wok
which is most likely the problem
ya
I pronounce things as egregiously as possible to drive your blood pressure up 
it’s possible in carbon steel pans
@primal rain did you ever figure out who that girl in the nasa shirt is
I havent used an actual fying pan in like 2 years lol, a wok is so useful
ya her vids are busted tho the gif is the best she has
Pan. With lid. So many people dont use the lid and thats why they cant get the yolks to stay soft while the whites are cooked
yes a lid is incredibly important when cooking on the stovetop
well yeah, but everyone should have a lid for their pan
Hurts my eyes
honestly all you need for a good home kitchen setup is a wok/frying pan, a 12 in sauce pan, a decent sized pot, a sharp kitchen knife and a decent cutting board
I only have dull knives and normal quality pots
it's versatile
if i had a gas stove id use my carbon steel pan but i don’t so i don’t
🙉
my carbon steel stuff works great on my eletric range
the bottom of my carbon steel pan is a bit warped
too lazy to hammer it back
heated it too fast first time i used it 😅
probably from turning the heat up too high, shouldn't really be cooking over anything other than med/high
I really need to get back into cooking healthy stuff, been making way to many fatty things in my slow cooker
ya you’re not meant to take it above medium high on electric
but i was a steel and cast iron andy didn’t know the rules
Did the same thing to my stuff when i first started learning
but outside of cast iron ill never go back to nonstick
i have a small copper frying pan for eggs that i nabbed from my grandma
thing is goated
wait those old copper pans? NGL im jelly
i wanna try the nanobond pans but i worry they’re gonna find out it causes cancer or something
never used one
Bean boy ?
nah new fixation is eggs timmy
i just eat eggs and rice now
and cabbage
get with the times
Eggs in eu are just on the shelf in stores it’s kinda spooky
that is spooky
Its cause they dont wash them so they still have their protective layer
heh they think we are crazy for keeping ours cold
so eggs are just spooky to everyone
A swipe a day keeps the aura away 
Are you going to pay me to go outside cus I'm listening
@primal rain the dairy is to help with the protein of the egg which leads to smoother textures. The on and off heat is just standard technique for scrambled eggs of sorts. You can still get a smooth texture for an omelette and scrambled eggs by running it through a sieve for the best texture without any other added ingredients.
Also it’s non stick for eggs 👍
Obviously other types of pans that are handled well and or oiled properly will work but overall it’s just non stick for eggs.
I'll be there
Steaming eggs is also a great way to cook the layer around the yolk when doing things like over easy or sunny side so that you’re not serving uncooked egg or breaking it when you flip it.
i’m a steel guy for eggs but i want my fried eggs to be crispy on the bottom
which is why i never really steam them either
Wok would be great for that then. The dome shape allows for the oil to come over the edges and leads to a crispy rim.
You just need to make sure the oil is at the steam point before adding in the egg or you won’t get the crisp before overcooking the yolk
yar
My aunt used to just slap me playfully if I didnt cook the eggs right so I learned how to do it young

I’ve cooked so many eggs and pancakes I don’t need anything to flip them 😂
Working FT as a short order cook @ 16 going in at 4AM everyday she wont messing around lol
Might I recommend chilaquiles
Hell ye
There’s another dish… I think it’s a Filipino dish… can’t recall but it’s a banger for people who enjoy eggs like you do
Cooking since I was about 4 or 5 I had to learn how to cook since my mom didn’t know 😂
Working my way up the kitchen career path as we speak
Yeah my mom had a stroke and basically lost her right hand movement along with it so I figured out how to do a lot young
I’d definitely recommend everyone learning to a certain level. It brings up your quality of life SOOOO much
Ya I was going through for it until I realized I would be working nights and weekends forever so I got tf out of it
Still love to cook though

I’ve worked nights for over a decade now 😂 what’s sunlight?!
Gotta keep my moonlight tan so ice doesn’t deport me 🥹
I did my mandatory 3 years of American service working nights at the Waffle House... never again 😆
Tell me you smoke heavily
Only real Waffle House cooks smoke right over my food
😂😂
If they’re not standing out front with a cig in hand when I pull up, can they even hit me with the all star is deserve?!
Was in GA at the time and they didnt let us smoke inside but they'd get me to travel to like 10 dif stores in the area and SC was only about 30 miles away, first time I went to one of their stores and saw ashtrays everywhere blew my mind.
Ahhh Waffle House
recipe?
I can look around for one for you.
Eggs for breakfast are great... but it's time to really make something special. Or at least it's special to me. Homemade Chilaquiles 2 ways, Verde and Rojo. Change your brunch game forever. INGREDIENTS:Jalapeno Crema: • 2 jalapenos, charred and skinned • 1/3 cup (60g) water • 4 cloves garlic • 2 tablespoons (46gr) vegetable oil • 1/4...
He has poached eggs in the pic but you can run them hard
Yessiiiiiirrrr!!!!
The other one I’m thinking of is even better but I can’t recall the name
Nah the shit TM posts looks AIGHT but if you know how to cook 🔥🔥 don’t gotta go across the world to eat the best stuff
I can spend 120$ and make a 400$ meal for 2-4 (depending on appetites) and alittle more would include drinks
Mini wellingtons for everyone!
His moms buying anyway
it’s tough to get good ingredients if you don’t have good local markets and food quality in the US in general is ass
that’s the big selling point of euro food
Costco actually gives you access to prime meat and ingredients
I’d also recommend farmers markets if you’re in a state that has them
I wish there were options at Costco for not feeding 85 people

You want some chicken thighs? How about 40 of them?
You could burn through 40 pretty quick though
Just make some Indian food
I’d also recommend making fried chicken with thigh
Want the best chicken sandwich of your life? Chicken thigh is the way to go
Are we talking about the greatest food joint ever? Waffle House, where you get fed and a show for pennies
11.50 for my meal and adrenaline from the shooting
It’s also a part time weather warning system, the WHI or Waffle House index
My manager got stabbed one time
Classic
Ugh it’s Asteris
Hang on lemme get my PayPal..
Asteris can’t even say the word generic let alone passing
Throw the toxic emote up
Do I smell RMT
I know the lore!
Wafflehouse is superior to igop in every way, but i just want the share some psychic damage. Guess how much ihop sells simple breakfast foods for in socal?
Aye I mean it’s only about 5 bands for a private chef yk
I. DESPISE. ihop.
Costs 1.20 to make the meal 😂
All is forgiven. We are besties again
Igop is the worst
Places LOVE breakfast since the net income is so much better than lunch/dinner
16.99 here on UE, not too much better
Holy shit those IHop prices are criminal for how garbage they are
Yeah the day I realized the food cost of eggs was .03 per (over a decade ago anyway) I really started to realize just how bad things were
lmao I didn't even need to type and Naru noticed
I get a notification as soon as you start typing
I've been back reading for the last like 10 minutes
I haven’t seen THAT otter before!
I've made stacks of cash selling broodlings so I can fund ottermotes

Biznis. 
He’s like the biggest otter

We have to have at lesst ONE adult around here
“No Naru you can’t randomly attack other otters” stuff like that
Wtf why not?!
nO NOT JAIN
you see my fun is being anti Naru
I’ll gkick someone to throw hands when they dodge my heal circles!
Hah gkick
I made a whole other otter guild to do it
I’ve killed Phoenix so many times
ngl, starting to want to join the otters
@noble elk Why are you allowing him to win?!
Hop on over
I fuck with otters they’re all cool
I’ll fast track your app
one of these days Naru is actually going to use a War dec just to be able to kill me without going corrupt
Then gkick you and kill you
With naru, you cannot be ride or die. It's ride AND die. Actual evidence of naru fighting phoenix:
I am hoping to get the funds by August
This is just lie about phoenix day....... I've accepted it and moved on

I’ll have you know, me and Phoenix are great friends
This is us. I’m on the right
Lmao
Dammit Phoenix

Naru lookin a bit THICK
It’s the Waffle House man
Okay now i have to get back to werk 
When I was 18/19 me and the homies would do nightly runs to waffle house and steak&shake at 2am
Last statement. I love steak n' shake . That is all
@zinc bane I’ll have to get with you some time before p3 for a quick intro and chat 🫡
It’s one thing chatting and playing with NARU 😂
He tries to kick me out of my own guild just as much as my members do 🥹

You kicked me out of TEN FC
And that was after me and amethyst came up with the colors
You never showed up for practice smh
As GM of TEN FC I gotta make the hard decisions even if it’s our facilitator turned striker
😂
Technically I didn’t kick you I benched you
It’s for your own safety… apatheon would yell at you otherwise
@primal rain I’ve got a wing sauce my chef shared with me :
Wing sauce
Siracha
Honey
Sesame oil
Seasoned rice vinegar
Cilantro
Should be almost equal parts of everything except cilantro
Adjust to preference for spicy/sweetness
i never understand sesame oil
i think im sensitive to it
or something
it always tastes overwhelmingly bitter to me whenever i use it even in small amounts
tried different brands etc.
Could have a minor allergy too if it’s like an uneasy feeling.
But if it’s just taste then I could see it just be an unusual flavor for some people
I fuck with stuff like seaweed salads which use a good amount of sesame oil and some fish sauce but the umami just hits right
Doesn’t hurt to give it a small try and if it’s still not your cup of tea, you could probably substitute it or leave it out all together.
nah ill try it again
it was during covid era maybe i got sicked and it fucked with my tastebuds
kept trying to use it in stuff in like 2022 and everything tastes terrible but no one else in my family thought it tasted weird idk
I’d always try stuff again every 7-8 years. I hear there’s a chance of your tastebuds switching up on you.
Like I personally HATE cilantro but it’s been more tolerable lately
My Mexican heritage must be rolling in their grave but goddamn does it takes bad 😂
REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ 
Part of me says polar is stronger without TM honestly
i've always liked cilantro
Reminder to Roll EU server in p3 to play against the best players in the world 🇪🇺
im so happy i dont have the soap cilantro gene
Aura's 8 man 3-1'd the best european 8 man
It’s rough living… everyone wants to put cilantro in everything
Ya you probably have a really good read on guilds and how they run.
POLAR is nothing without TM
I think soup is kinda a lazy comparison
Ten does that stand for the max lvl player in your guild or the braincells?
i hate to be that guy but every guild needs culture and he is the mao of polar
cult of personality
didnt we just beat you in back to back guild wars, and a successful node seige in the past week without TM?
Oh no he’s insulting my guild TEN that everyone knows so much about!
Oh no he’s picking a fight with a no name guild it’s over for TEN
not taking this bait
u know i dont mean pressing scatter shot xddd
yea i know. he wasnt shot calling is my point
not taking the bait
ty POLAR member 3283
if not soap
what's the taste
everyone says soap
explain
TM better hope PvP doesn’t just click with me cause I have almost 0 PvP time in Ashes but god I’ll still smack him silly later 😂
I hope that a lot of things start clicking for you in the future
Me too… me too
Anyway! Polar irrelevant… MOVING ON
when are we all rolling on ROR
I gotta give polar a head start on learning how to play video games
thought you were moving on from talking about polar. rent free in your head
Coot seems like a pretty cool dude
Are you still trying to swing down at little ol me?
I actually love when randoms talk shit it’s fun to flame you
Thunder you left overlord… just to lose to POLAR. How did it feel ?
😂😂 TM got bullied about is WoW history and blocked me
See this is where we’re different I’m so happy you got all the little shit guilds to fight us bc know I can literally shit talk everyone
No more fake pr shit
tm has ascended
Still mad, polar ruined months of our planning even tho it was perfectly timed for when we knew there glorious leader was on vacation
Oh you wanna diplo no
Oh you wanna alliance no
Oh you want me to be nice no
Oh we’re griefing you out of a spot hahahah GOOD!
Ya someone leaked that the payment for getting the relic into harbor for aura was that aura would node war polar and purple could bring all their players including anvil
i might be drunk
Don’t cope
He's either been drunk for 15 hrs or is stimmy on a train to his next location
Not drunk but I am drinking ?
ok ok we're getting the full story
it was a several year plot to topple his marble empire
but he's won again
more @ 8
Now that literally everyone hates me without exception I no longer care about public opinion or attempt to make friends

Turn the volume up at the end
tm your days are numbered
I wish I could post trump memes…
He spelled whining wrong again
i miss alec...
Fuck man… no girls ever dm me from polar I don’t get it
24hr timeout bait
I would say take it to salt but he abandoned that ship
It’s not bait!
They never DM me man…
Reminder that polar is 0-1, cartel is 1-1, aura is 1-0 in tournaments 🫡
why did kaiser say that in such a derogatory way? I don't really understand what he meant by that
feels hurtful tbh
as an ally of the LGBTQIA2S+ community i dont really understand where he was going with that..
2 SPIRIT
I think you responded to the wrong person. I said i am an ally
Also I'm married to a cis woman LOL
So proud of Timalope
best addon for Vencord/BetterDiscord is no blocked. The trash just gets removed so easy
so glad tomorrow is July 1st
man only if you knew js

It's weird that you're presenting this as some innocent ignorance
preemptive high-five nyx
We might not agree about everything in game but I'm grateful we have so many ally's in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh5XsCmcM5Y the intro of this video has a guy just putting his hands in oil
The deep-frying Dutch are known for their famous handcrafted Dutch Fries, which we would like to introduce to you this time with a Real Original in this “Street Food in Berlin” Episode.
In addition to the Main Actress, the Dutch Fries, there are Chicken & Fries, Fish & Chips, Fries Benedict as well as Corndogs & Fries and also Fried Chocolat...
i had to double take this
Gonna interject here before things go off the rails with a few reminders:
- No intentional misgendering of folks, please
- No anti-trans/anti-LGBT talk
- Please don't use gender or sexual orientation as a punchline or joke. If folks express they don't want to talk about something, please respect it.
- If you are unsure how to engage in discussion around this topic, there's lots of great resources out there you can read up on. If you have questions, feel free to hit up a mod or CM
Be respectful of each other, friends 
Perfect timing community moderator 🙏 that was escalating
We're going to go through and clean up chat now, it might take me a few minutes, but please remember that continuing to troll after a CM warns = trouble
Help I’m scared of escalators!!!
Honestly good catch! I work everyday on being more respectful with my language. Appreciate the catch l’ll do better. It also feels like you think I’m being sarcastic? Which tbh is hurtful.
This seems inflammatory and bigoted? Ya no thanks bud.
everyone currently obviously trolling nyx should be banned change my mind
Inc trouble
you the first one then
Aren't you on some epic vacation with your girl? Can you not live in the moment instead of being chronically online?
Are you talking to me? I’m sorry I have no idea who you are.
Apparently he loses the ability to read if he can’t recognize the writer
About 5 seconds if they just change it to t's-insta
Mooses are U from lyneth
I was on both
As well as resna and vyra on phase 1
What was it like vs pirates
It was like cod zombies but even easier
And im shit
i remember a FEPSI zerg was in juundark early
having them run at as
1 by 1
outnumbering 4:1 but making it even
honestly very sportsmanlike of them
Im gonna miss NA... 
the FE part are all NPCs
Fepsi sounds so familiar yet so unmemorable 🤔 who were they again?
@willow barn called me the n word
and what word would that be?
nice?
I’d never personally call oof nice
ok
I don't think anyone would, polar spreading more lies

im a good guy!
we will miss u
Ok maybe the lie started with oof
if im not a good guy then why is it in my name?
do you think people just come on the internet and lie?
Ban them right now!
theres no way this guys trying to get me and my good friend @willow barn banned
no shot
he doesnt want superior bards in the discord
bro u can't talk and play do not @ me
im looking for where someone @'d yellow
mage is crazy im so baited i can't not take the bait
can you find it
MAGE?
proud of you
I WOULD NEVER LOWER MYSELF TO MAGE
i'm blocking you this is getting weird bro
did you find it?
amnesia
Tap me in !
no I cant seem to see it anywhere
anyways @flint narwhal wyd, you havin a good day?
She's prolly still scrollin
Last couple days you popped up a tent and spamming the fuck out of shol chat, yapping and spewing nonsense , isn’t it always the loudest ones are always the worst players
I'm loud but i admit i am hella still learning. I've only been playing a few months, gotta get more practice under my belt 
Sad you’re living in a channel in a discord server lol , go touch grass , desync your brainrot from the internet
lowest yap count award goes to oof
Hey , tbf I’m consistent , you’re a nobody who started randomly screaming at people
Mobile only tells me 1000+ 
Mooses whats my yap count
@wild rune hey ?
57 Views - Watch lol by MaraJade and millions of other Ashes of Creation videos on Medal. Tags: Ashes of Creation
WAIT A MINUTE THOSE NUMBERS ARENT THE SAME NUMBERS
hm
Are you blocked from some channels
Not too bad. Thats an average of uh. 11.6 messages per day 
So I wonder if channels like vyra and resna aren't included because theyre archived
cant make this hit up
Ohhh that might be. Otherwise i have hacked the matrix
no
That would make sense
It burns when I PvE would be a great character or guild name
Dunnhold level gamer
Bro I’ve roasted and vaporized lots of polars and your buddies enveus
that guild doesn't exist
It did when I nuked em
Please don't dead guild name the exploiters
Ez it was ez
yeah some one posted a warning about this
That was their best friends , they shared duping instructions with each other
It’s not made up you’re just a bold faced liar
That’s it
somthing somthing the burden of proof is on the accuser
The true nature of a polar nobody
Sir this is the internet.
It wasn’t even a couple months ago yall were screaming penfeng , then fepsi and making cute little posters, but it’s didn’t happen
Wait tm is spamming in the shol discord now, did he get banned from here?
Idk what happened ? He tell someone to self delete and slur at them ?
I mean he is known to do that
fit this in with the rmt fan fic
waiting for volume 2
There’s recordings of it
The spam was extra aggressive today and he's been warned about it before so that coulda tripped him up
Don’t worry
In multiple guilds discords
ok send away
Y'all will just make up anything lol 🤦♀️
Asking people to post slurs is a move I guess
That’s bait
That’s isn’t allowed in here
Can you not read shol discord?
Prove it then, TM type something 😹
What did I make up
Oh my bad i only read the start of that chain
Didn't know he'd moved onto rmt
Carry on
I mean you try record yourself telling yourself to self delete then call yourself a regard, and post it in here !
I dunno i just work here
He’s dodging , acting like he’s never heard him say that, I have entire recordings of both the state of chats , and feds fresh start chats ! lol
Don't ever ping me again you fucking loser
neither
He's the middleman, respectable job.
I taught him everything he knows
I've been here since 2017 and Mara's been here since 2023 and has 3x my messages sent
Yea they didn’t sell in game gold and items for real money , never happened
now that's commitment
Not really, the game isn't worthy of shit posting all day yet.
No I’ve been here longer , just deleted my account a few times
I know you love me
Sorry I didn't know who I was talking to your honor
I said that earlier , I’m consistent
I think half my chats got deleted though when the old aoc guild chat got deleted
F in chat for his enter key
Did TM actually catch a bonk for spam?
Wouldn't want to be whichever mod he decided to crash out on in dms

On the contrary, this discord had some of the best shitposting, but half of them got banned and the other half don't post anymore because they don't wanna get banned
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll learn shit posters is how you keep your game alive.
Even confined to a single chat, we were too scary, and so they made the discord safer
womp womp
For example without shit posting global chat would be dead.
the know that. steven is/was the biggest shitposter in his day
See, I knew I liked Steven.
idk man, seeing him mald is kinda funny
Oh ya that's why I was feeding it all day
He might've caught it for the virtue signalling and playing victim immediately after nyx said to knock it off
Was a boring day at work so it gave me my entertainment
Im sure the weird environment hasn't steered entire guilds away, nope, no way
If an entire guild is scared off due to shitposting, they wouldn't of played aoc long anyways
I don't know what that means but any ways shit posting is a harmless but engaging activity of trolling people.
Ya it was a good day, but I kinda feel bad for his parents on vacation with him having to deal with him after we're done
Several are drawn to it and several are repelled by it so you have to find a balance
Shit posting is one thing, weird posting is another
this I agree with
With regular guild burn out and fall off, I imagine they'd desire to at least have the softies give it a shot
Apparently I got a warning bonk and I have no clue why 🤷♂️
Deserved. I dont know why, but deserved
Ya I can live with TM trying to convince people that I'm a gold seller..... That's just funny but when he's out here telling people they are too poor to live life like him that's just cringe
It is what it is

Yeah, but that's from a different reasoning rather then via actual shitposting. That comes from the alphas being what they are, alphas, and somewhat prone to unique decision making and painful processes
Posting his irl shit everyday then crying dox is beyond weird
Like see a shrink behaviour I'm worried for you

He just strikes me as odd because he wants Polar to be big and famous and powerful and then is entirely delusional as to what's going on around him, or how to interact with people under normal circumstances
Its like watching the mentally damaged kid in school win an award on stage and then try to take a bite out of it, idk
Maybe its a facade, but I don't see the merit behind wearing it in public compared to how you are in unifying and leading your guild
And then his mom sues for broken teeth
same legacy who are albion renters
surely not
idk what albion renter is
also we weren't Legacy in Albion
Legacy did play Albion yah, but under the tag OwO
Didn't they place like 1st or something for the Crystal whatever?
no...
Legacy is gangsters
yah I got shown the ss by someone but idr who
I feel like we've had this conversation before tho
In albion you typically purchase a crystal arena team
so even if that were the case, which its not, its not even owo members, just mercs
that is not crystal arenas
but overall ranking, which can be done by purchasing a territory (renting) and paying for objectives
ESCA
hmm idk the name
you dont know escalation...lmaooo
ik the Legacy guys became friendly with TC during their Albion arc
yah I already said I didn't play
Only other Albion guild I know about is Grey
take care or team casualty?
take care
I'd tried Albion before this with a friend and it hadn't been my cup of tea so I skipped the chapter
Is ror active
They’ve had some questionable ones before while back
I didn't leave i was kicked and slandered

Polar actually attempted to mediate and hold a trial - Overlord refused to appear in court, as their claims quite literally had no basis
Overlord loot rules were giga fucked last phase. 1 person hoarded all their tumok bark instead of gearing out the guild
In all fairness I never saw overlord for the like 2 weeks I played the game
i tried. your lawyer ditched you. 😦 😦 😦
Vice did more pvp this weekend than overlord did all phase
Shoulda demanded a trial by combat against the Overlord accusers
😊
@proven cedar
can someone get rid of dracobringer
@vocal fiber
can u get him to quit
I’m bullied for having a name similar to him
I didn’t even know this guy existed till u left their guild
shit pmo
all the drama is whatever but having a name similar to you is a lil too far ngl like grow up
he needs his own name!
Ong bro
this is real
draco was full rosarium riding around on a stock horse as late as last weekend 🤣
bro he’s not draco
he’s dracobringer
omfg
don’t associate that person with me please
are you guys like Cousins
@gentle dagger draco is a big fan bro
bro
this man paid like 10 bucks to rename me
Dracoth loves @gentle dagger hes a huge fan man.... would mean the world if you shouted him out
make the kid's dream come true. He's like the Adoring Fan in Oblivion; he named himself after you
rent free ❤️
bro out here in level 10 grays
bro if I could change my name I would
he’s not in the know
its okay man, its ok to have people you look up to
Ok, so im a first timer and i gotta say: The character creation options are very...underwhelming
welcome brother
well yeah, this is first thing that new players will see - and its ugly.
I know some people who bought New world and couldnt make past character creaton editor, even when it was on hype on release.
Hope it would be changed to far better state.
They talked about the CC in the last livestream and yet it will recieve numerous updates and is not the finished state.. as with everything is all a work in progress.
Well the gif is a little to much... there is for sure progress.. hehe
ye but we, cumers, need better editor right now xD
give us booby elves
Im not supposed to have any mounts yet right?
there is a quest called "sweat of your brow" that walks you through the gathering/processing in the starting areas that gives a mount/horse at the end.
Im in lionhold, where would that be? Cause id want to get a mount soon cause this walking is SLOW
Nevermind, found it, at the woodchopper
Just give your male elf a breast-plate 
reference, pun, and advice all in one!
question i just bought alpha 2. im able to play thursday though monday still right ?
For shol server, yes! For ptr tomorrow (keep in mind it is under visual nda, so no sharing!) You can download it theough the client, you just have to select it.
Yes, for ptr.
When you download the server, read that nda- it describe what you can't do 
and they lowered the price for alpha 2 to 25 if you bougtht a kickstart
irrelevant shitters
polar = blue army btw
They need to keep this whole mega server, reading the Shol chat is priceless.
Ty for the compliment
You will still be able to read all the discord chats
May even be funnier without the context of what's going on in game
also because the world is getting bigger and content will dry up fast af
It will dry up but with more to do and more items to chase it should also reduce the amount of times 8 ppl are standing around auto attacking the air trying to first hit a named mob
Honestly. It's already struggle city when something pops off across the world now.
yeah being forced to run to the tropics every time from azmaran was hurting
lol
thank god for the croc
thats my guy
I wonder if gm mounts eventually will make it hurt less but
Still gonna hurt
You mean water scorpion
Patch notes are up on the website
Well, if he can get an account banned for exploiting and then be mayor on his second account 3 days later, he has some pull somewhere...
its not really patch notes... more of a feedback notes
Fall dmg testing is going to be hilarious. Walking around, bodies flying off hills, splatter everywhere. lmao
Turns out when you are gm of a guild with over 200 members you get a couple extra chances 
If they clapped him they would have had to hit 100 others as well
Could you imagine 2.5 with 100 fewer players?

it had over 100 players?!
So rules dont apply to everyone... Good to know. 🙂
If you're talking p1, not a single person would of been banned for that measure of exploiting because its an alpha and there's going to be bugs and people are going to abuse them sometimes
Pretending people should be banned for exploiting in an early iteration of an alpha, and continuing to bring it up literally months later is mildly weird energy
Shit on Polar for what Polar deserves to be shit on, people fuck up sometimes
It was P2 and he was mayor of Miraleth when he was banned. His 2nd account won the re-election.
What was the P2 exploit they did?
Which one didnt they?
I recall the war exploit but I don't remember if that was P1 or P2
None of them afaik have gotten in trouble for running speedhacks or any of the sort
Some of 'em did caravan logging out but most people did afaik?
I'm not talking about the guild itself, I'm talking about 1 person specifically. But as Phoenix so generously reminded us, if you're a streamer and a guild leader of over 200 people, you get extra credit.
Remember to Roll EU Server in P3 to play with/against the best Players in the World
I’ll miss u daven, even though idk who that person is in the picture
Idk who told this guy polar was playing eu servers
I got bad news for u buddy
No one playing eu…
its ok i dont blame anyone 
Cheaters will always be cheaters
No one playing Ashes
Yeah...server isn't up
Well ptr is up
Dead game
(jkjk. Cant wait for thursday!)
Are you actually playing or just commenting from the nosebleeds.
Saying ppl don't deserve to be dunked on for cheating is a wild take lmao
Cheaters make the game experience worse for everyone involved, including themselves. If they honestly turn a new leaf, I'll take it, but dang is that rare. They just lie instead, its easy.
I understand his mind is probably molded by predatory games where any edge to get ahead is commonplace
Shit I honestly don't knock people that pilot in bdo to get ahead, when the game is based around a p2w cash shop.
But this is Ashes, it's gonna save us

I avoid bdo like the plague because of... all that. I dont have fun in a game where my skill ultimately means nothing. Also ashes will totally save us

T1 wars were honestly some of the most fun I had, even if wizard was dogshit at that gear cap.
Never tried it
im glad you enjoyed it tho!
Fair , I have it downloaded , but it would be just to fuck around and combo shit , and take screenshots
The most fun i had was in tera... oog that combat... oooog i miss it
Rip 🙏
As a perpetual victim class enjoyer I hate bdo for its inifite cc combos
I haven’t touched it since like Kunoichi release , not sure about the current state of the game but I’m down hop back in and f around find out
nosebleeds? wot
My mind is a bit molded yeah, but its more that people taking advantage of exploits is partially what the devs want in an alpha to learn how to remedy it, and also, that it doesn't matter if they exploit in an alpha because nothing in an alpha actually matters.
They want people to find the exploits, not abuse them and ruin the economy in a test so they have to roll it back and potentially kill an active player base.
Nosebleed section
Your seats are cheap and you can't see shit from whatever other game you're playing

No it’s not they want people to report the bug not exploit it
The integrity of the test environment matters. When exploiters fuck the economy, in a test phase meant to be all about economy, it puts us right where we are now... with the economy.
I’d even argue that if they wanted to people to grind an exploit , they would publicly ask people to do so or let it be known they aren’t doing anything about it , but the opposite happened , they publicly asked not to do it and report it !
honestly id like to see how they handle fucked economy outcomes like this... rather than resetting i want to see them do some emergency calls before p3
If a company wants to avoid a roll back they have to respond quickly before the ripple effects go too far.
Sadly they wait weeks to take action when minutes matter.
All the respect to the devs, genuinely, but the amount of bugs introduced each time something gets addressed is blowing my mind. I am not saying that the team isn't working hard and doing their level best. It seems like perhaps the management of branches/pushes/commits etc might be a factor, based on the seeming resurfacing of bugs that had come and gone.
thats every software ever if you know anything about coding
That's just coding in general. 200 bugs on the list. Guys I fixed one. 325 bugs on the list
So is it just a skill gap issue ?
no its a complexity issue
Idk man
I'm a software engineer for a living. I know a little bit. "99 bugs in the code"
Complex problems require complex skill sets
I know exactly what to say to make you panic.
SCRUM
Sometimes, they dont realize it until a week goes by. Unlike players who play the game constantly, they probably have a few hours per week to actually play- so what seems obvious to us may not be obvious to them. That's why we gotta keep our bug reports up 😤💪
INDEX OUT OF RANGE ERROR
I considered "Scrum Master" certification briefly. Briefly...
Psychopath...
I’ve only worked doing HTML coding for a real-estate company on Craigslist lol <nub
Hey, at least you got in there!
i mean software engineer is a very general title. my game dev degree could be leveraged into a software engineering degree if i wanted.
I'm the guy programmers call when they push something to prod they shouldn't have and the server shits the bed
I live and breathe code. As much as I love what I do, there are so many days where I feel like I am in a vegetative state, with my brain leaking out of nose at the end of it all haha.
It takes a village haha
wall of code drains my brain ngl
Wait till you get older and can’t see shit up close anymore lol
I'm almost 40... and since this has been my career for my entire adult life, I am already there 😦 HELP
See it’s a circle of life , I infrastructure the network, one of yall manages it , the other creates the software it’s beautiful
Then we log into discord and call each other names ! It’s Good shit !
I think we differ fundamentally on our definition of "Good Shit!" haha
I named all these sea monkeys after all my favorite discord people
Try me ! lol
eats the sea monkeys

yum seafood
are they all TM?
Nuh uh! You are!
I wonder what deliriums next name is going to be
That’s good shit !
No no leave them alone cat ! Don’t make me grab a cucumber …. No diddy
I will say this ……
Infinite paradox
I'm missing tm's life posting. Here's asteris's rosebush for the liveblog. 
... when it was in full bloom. I'm expected at least one more full flush though
Those are pretty
Thank you 
We had some pink ones like that ! They smelled amazing
Awww thats wonderful. The bush i have next to it is a butterfly bush, and together they smell amazing
Nice 👍 our yard favorites this year are the sunflowers , and the Esperanza’s
We got some little melons too
Yessss melons. That looks fantastic.
That was like two weeks ago it’s a lot bigger now
Love me some plants
Passion vine this thing is crazy grows crazy flowers and has arms and reaches for things
Where is tmuggsy Dailey food post I can't start my day wirhout it
That is wack, I've only ever seen the flower not the other parts
A Timelapse of this thing would be insane
... plants are awesome

REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ :ebinredditmeme:
Just not the same when he's banned. How long is the ban? I miss his dumb posts
kekw whatd he do this time to cop a ban
Just typical TM stuff

I feel like im on X
I still wanna know which guild went hard enough to farm that buff
which I also agree with, but I'd still rather see testing environments get nuked then on launch. I don't think what they did was right, but I also don't think we should be outcrying a need for bans. Also, I'd argue the botters and gold sellers are nuking the economy more then war abusers ever did lol
And yeah 99% of what I pick up from aoc is just what I see other people type
I dodged 2.5 and I don't regret it other then the fact of EU being here
Dont worry come EU P3 play with the best 
Eventually, I'll go to europe. I hope i get to see the sights.
The fireworks over new aela this Friday tell a different story
are Cartel playing p3?
Id assume so
REMINDER
TM used the proceeds from DA's account racket to pay for a vacation to Europe. He went to:
- The vatican
- Venice
- Westminster Abbey
- Some harry potter castle
- Edinburgh
- The big gay bridge
He will soon be back in NA where he plans to funnel his sexual frustration into his MMA AoC career.
Majority of the top players from cartel skipped 2.5 and waiting for p3
what is the big gay bridge
Wait I swear thats a bridge from adventure quest worlds
Nah thats the bridge i play mario kart on
Ty for the fan fic
TM appreciates all his fans and supporters
Just curious, does he ever pull his hand out and us a different puppet? That hand's gotta be smelling sooo ripe and funky by now.
Who got put in jail now?
good ol days
Loool. wtf happened to Nova? You are in Enveous, and Rik is in POLAR now?
yes
we took over

I fired DA
Man we are getting some POLAR ERP Fan Fiction…. Love it
250 kills war 
Did you play p1 or p2 either though? The outcry is a symptom of nothing getting done when there's no outrage about it. If intrepid handled shit in a timely fashion people wouldn't need to react that way to get it done. Gold sellers did absolutely fuck the economy. But one good exploit in p2 for one guild locked a lot of people out of testing freeholds.
All I'm askin is you play the game before making comments likes that, otherwise you end up looking like @midnight surge
The inactive players with the big opinions on current game states need to be called out
They are a plague
Wouldn't they have that metric, or something close to it, as discord can be linked to accts? Active vs inactive?
I just don't want to interact with them
I agree you can’t contextualize someone’s feedback without knowing their level in game (as a minimum)
25+ only chat would be funny
Reminder to Roll EU in P3 to play with the Best Players 🇪🇺
That could be a latency nightmare.. maybe when systems are more conducive to that.









