#alpha-two-shol-us
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Just need to do a little node siege heheh
Honestly though, just give me the old war scroll system and I'd be content
i made this exact comment a week ago ironically
Like i wanna fight and farm BIS gear and progress while pvping
no one is going to Sprint all the way to Church of 7 to fight lvl 10s lol
I will if there’s pvp
there’s 1 worthwhile boss there
🤣
that place prepped me for p2.5 drop chances ngl
yeah i expect them to prioritize end game pois like carphin forge or the desert dungeon
I have cause someone was running mobs onto lower levels
Made the dude my dog he even sat next to me until I left
jundark was so good man u would always find a fight
small scale, large scale, doesnt matter just people ready to throw hands

yup
hawk bow
basilisk
iron wing
daggers
etc
so fucking fun
I miss it so much
running around terrified in the jundark was tbh the last time i've felt alive
cant wait to stomp some newbies when HH turns lawless
can’t wait for koraloch lawless
the lil downy goblin area by Samias 😭
jundark was bis
if the west side had real shit in it
the area would've been insane
if they actually build out that fucking zone i feel like it'll be so cool
apparently there's a sunken temple in the horn?
Church/HH/Koraloch lawless straight off the rip of P3 gonna feed families
wait
the lawless while leveling
is going to go SO hard
wait but it still wont be as hard as jundark T_T
i feel like its not where they want it to be at all
both looks and density wise
It would be a waste if they didn’t try to give us that tbh
Also gemspring since I see shatter and his group every wipe there
Do you ever feel like buying a tortoise ?🐢

Honestly all POI should be lawless until nodes level
my fav mid 10 leveling spot is lawless anyways

Lawless POIs have higher chance of spawning the more of the player population is in it or something would be a cool system
$119
Yessir that would be sick
cannot wait to fight over the glorious moon island again in tropics with all of eu and their dogs
gonna be so enjoyable
Maybe like a royal rumble like event when there’s too many group in an area too.
REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ 
Reminder : Cartel won everyone else lost get over it
Reminder to roll EU in P3 to play with the best players 🇪🇺
Nah I’d rather play with Phoenix and otters. They’re pretty chill 👍
Its ok i dont blame people for dodging
Dodging would imply intent to avoid and I just don’t care about 90% of y’all 🤷♂️
You know what’s crazy the aura anvil purple alliance is literally just the barcode anvil dopamine alliance lmfao
Holy fuck
I’ll make sure we make a point to play more with otters for sure p3 🫡
didnt you get caught for fixing in a WoW tournament? im not really sure why anyone lets you speak about anything around here.
We dont really listen to anything he has to say 🤷♂️
From what my buddy that played wow told me, TM was also pretty bad at WoW PvP so I can’t hold anything Polar says serious.
dudes an old ass clown fixing in video games. he needs to wrap it up and hit the bed
I think he’s a little kid isn’t he? He’s like early 20s?
i dont know i just assume every mmo player is old as dirt
And polar from what I was told is some newer wow guild anyways so they’re pretty irrelevant
yea i dont see any world first or anything impressive from them
just a really talkative guild i guess
Oof pure chaos, I love it
My buddy also said any clips I shared of TM he was just way over geared to the person he was killing which sounds like how he plays ashes too
this why i dont like esports mmo players lol they let gear inflate the ego too much. They wont hop on league of legends and fight the sweaty competetive players with no gear advantage.
I’m 99% sure he’s just a PvE Andy until he’s geared to the brim then he goes and acts like he’s PvP which is what I saw during 2.5 this wipe.
You NA?
yea
Hopefully I’ll catch ya around in p3 🫡
im actually a pvp player though i can hit top 500 in pvp games with million of players like league and marvel rivals.
thats good af. top .5%
you know whats crazy. ive wiped polar at the start on phase 2.5 in the dessert and i wiped them and Env when they were farming jundark. they all scambled like bugs everytime so im not really sure how they are the big bad boys of the server. somthing is wrong here
Can you teach Naru he needs a carry

I wiped them at ursine too
They leave after dying once or twice
What guild are you in sofa? I’ll keep an eye out
Everybody wipes them, I have multiple times
black sails
i havent been wiped by polar but def wiped by Env
Which guild has hp
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Ya this totally happened and everyone clapped
#1370450578341101750 message who made his how's it so accurate 😂
Bring sleepy back so I can make the best 8 man in the world
It's just the dyslexic bully in highschool that's the loudest, once we all graduate and get to release they will be making our burgers while we are having families
where do i get me one of these
fr
it def did lol. pretty sure i can dig the clips up from a guild member
man I just love americans telling lies all day every day instead of actually doing anything

Almost forgot thanks for reminder
bro the sad thing is it wasnt even close either. half of them were too scared to flag up so we just ran them over
You should get more polar bots to write about it in SNN
I love this totally real event that definitely happened 🙉
pipe down, siege winners only chat
Brother I haven't played this game in a month
i dont know what to say other then it did. it was my first pvp fight with my new guild and we all even talked about yall are suppose to be good but we wiped yall easy
Only logged in for a siege
clip?
98% of our pvpers are playing other games
polar and polar legion wiped lol i dont know what else to say
clip?
it was start of phase 2.5
we fought in the desert in the island farmintg spot
Lol here comes the clip kings polar
Gotta clip anything or else it didn't happen
ill ask for it lol but is yalls ego that crazy that yall dont think your guild of hundreds of trash members got wiped in a farm spot lol
bro I warned you once. This chat is for siege winners only
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Polar is better at 100v100 laggy zerg mess slideshow fights can't lie
I agree
Congratulations
i dont understand why polar thinks that are god like esports gamers playing mmo's
I mean hes right, we gave some people groups. thats about it lmaoooo
dont practice it
How's your tournaments this phase?
yall get wiped in open world is what it is
You got fucking walked
fan fic boy, post clip
vaporized ez
It's okay
How did yall do in your tournament?
Banned us and wouldn't join ours
Should I share the dms?
I’ve been Top 250 Widowmaker main in Overwatch, came in 4th place for World Series of Warzone, & have multiple trophies for Halo & CoD tourneys with over $50k+ in earnings
sure I love fan fics
So cope
❤️
When the sieges aren't slideshows polar will be exposed
so cute, he really believes it
lmaooooooo
I mean you have your answer
Dodge
Log off
POLAR POLAR PLEASEEE BROOO
Dodge more shitter
Then yall get walked by cartel wasn't even a competition
theyve been doing this shit all day, fake clout baiting
guys guys muh muh muh 8v8 content!!!!!!
Didn’t barcode do really bad in last polar tourney?
like uppies destroyed there mental
Ur telling me a guild of 100+ and you can't field 8 for a tourny, because Ur all scared of doxxing 🤪 so brave to everyone else who entered and risked the aura dox
yall still getting wiped in open world and congratz i was a top 15 genji on pc and im old as fuck and still hitting top 500 in comp games
Polar tournament 4 months ago?
yea everyone knows they suck and forever garbo in the mmorpg world lol they played wow and ashes only
Lmao
not to mention they fix tournaments
When most of our pvpers stopped playing lmao hey man 4 months ago you best us
sad behavior if you ask me
You got us man 4 months ago
lol chase timlope are ur best players
i dont know why polar still talking when the gm has to fix a tournament in WoW lol
no actually
2 years from now hey didn't yall lose that polar tournament
They played u didn’t
get the fk out of here
You have no type of earnings accolades so no one cares, nice job farming a number rank for $0
Only when Mr tmx reminds me to remember
Well my dad can beat up your dad so...
i wake up open ashes chats, and youre always in here spamming and posting some bullshit everyday
your gm fix tournmants loser. grow the fk up
Our best was there? Name who played
I'm better than any bard you have lol
yeah that is D list bard material
Yall have dogshit bards lol

Polar bards 😹
hes mad man, could never get a war slot
D list crafter sikhaze
its ok bro youll get better
takes time
they have bad clerics too https://medal.tv/games/ashes-of-creation/clips/kmxfV44VYvRaiuNls?invite=cr-MSx4T0IsMzkyODAzNzYz
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Koltyn seems good ngl
I have been in every seige lol
lost every siege*
makes sense
for a d list bard
3 of those ding dongs and they wouldnt even fight me
TY
nu uh if you ask them it was legit
1 siege there was level 10a
Polar bard diff
wasn't it from inside a rock ?
ahhh here is the rock fan fic
Sikhs confirmed imissher dodger
I have the clips?
ClIPS
it was

D list bard sikhaze has clips
surely this is a joke
It’s actually not even close
Our 'worst' bards have won all the sieges
it was fun watching sikhaze look lost for an hour and feed. thanks for the free content
nlg
I think bro is clicking his ability bar
so sad
so much potential on the class he just cant handle
bros definitely an energy user
NUH UH!
This was the wildest North comm I have ever seen
another D list mage washed up bard
idk from what ive seen , someone was untargetable. and certain people were practicing secret rogue tech the night before in the desert to shadow step behind frioendlys to glitch the rocks, ive seen both videos , not to mention while the channeling was happening like 5 people yelled hes not targetable in shout lol
That's not what happened
lol
Hamlet was channeling from spawn
in the first one ?
STORY CHANGED, Muh muh muh muh rock to SPAWN
NWAHHAHAHA
In that siege last night we were channeling from spawn yesterday and canceled
selling siege victory GDKP slots 500g
bug still exists?
such a highroad fake fan fic
It does

its only a bug if you report it
im not sure what thats supposed to mean mara
I thought it was fixed but still a thing
meaning people find bugs and dont report them they exploit them
You die while channeling and it will continue to Channel from spawn
dont forget rmt
you can see im caling it exactly as it is. you lost a seige and are actively 12v4ing. you can see your raid frames right at that moment lol
i didnt lose anything, i was chilling , there was 3 of yall and 1 of me
your own vid is proof you guys can only beat us if you overwhelming have more numbers
muh dude. you have proof there is at least 11 right there in your raid frames
where floating a mile away in the ocean
just stop
it was only me
i kicked you twice
then ran through your group
even it was just you and me. why in the world would a cleric choose to 1v1 a rogue lol. thats literally paper choosing to fight scissors
i was like level 19 lol
its fine id rather hear the excuse you were to smart to fight me
😄
tbf you wouldve gotten vaporized tho, just like every single one of you ive seen in game since the beginning on p1
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lol i dont have beef with anyone unless someone else starts it. you wana post a vid of me not engange a class that hardcounters mine and calling me bad is a stupid take
the only things that matter in life are my lovely wife DARLA and my gorgeous pig CLAUDIUS. everything else is just extra fat.
this song is a musical masterpiece called cutthroat. I hope you enjoy it forever and always.
#profgampo #cutthroat
keep inting the siege to bards ur doin great
Fanboy behaviour
As a cleric I would fight any rouge
Y’all a bunch of bitches! * gets tripped and dies
Wow a healer class can't kill a dps class 1v1? If this shocks you so much you clown emoji it maybe you arent as good at the game as you say you are. Like saying a chihuahua can take on a doberman lmao
i can kill most dps classes, but mana drain is to hard of a counter to the cleric fight. and rogue has too many resets. its just a hard counter to cleric
Yep. 
I hear excuses
Dont get intimidated by their clown emojis kace, that's them attempting a mating ritual with you
Didnt know you were into that kinda thang 
That’s my battle stance
What, dont want to join the lick fest?
Actually, a very good addition. 
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its a hard counter for anything that cant burst it
the rogue resets and mana burn need nerfs for small scale and rogue needs something for zvsz
The onky thing i could imagine would work (assuming equal lecel and gear) would be a full dmg cleric that gets the drop on the rogue. Celestial light death divine skeleton beam that ducker
what does rogue not win against
rogue does have 1v1 losses. just not cleric lol. ppl saying cleric wins v rogues just dont pvp
Full heavy and armor stacking cleric too hard to play ig
mit matters not vs mana drain
mit counters mana drain
it does not
it slows it
soothing shadows also got nerfed twice
but idk what to tell ya, u want rogues to play like fighters?
if a rogue needs to reset 10 times, thats just a trashy rogue. But yea youre playing cleric i assume and thats a different story. Youre not supposed to win
Game is balanced around 8v8's (work in progress)
Clerics that don’t build like a squishy little bitch can stale mate a rouge on equal terms 🤷♂️
💀
I just cant forget when all of NA said rogues were beyond useless and a troll pick for any pvp content before the phase begun
Now theres 2 in every 8 man group
well atleast 1
Couldn’t be me 🤷♂️ from day 1 I could tell rouge was busted
i think 1 rogue 2 ranger 1 mage is still bis if you got a rogue that can play solo shutdown as well as peel
Solo shutdown without a tank is possible but difficult, which makes it more rewarding
But yea yall are bitching about drain mana, while smoke bomb exists 
smoke bomb = worse nimble dance so idc
bard remaining on top 
you are retarded
bard spending points to heal dps or mana is going to be hilarious
the tyranny of the bard is over
bob lacks critical information
My friend i played crowfall Ive seen this dog and pony show before
smoke bomb with a nimble basically gives you 5 seconds of complete immunity
and smoke still puts most ppl in negative or close to neg accuracy rating
which is still enough to get misses
yikes
not that smokebomb is bad

you make an area ppl are forced to move out of
I think yall are overplaying it a bit
smoke on a point 10 seconds where ppl take alot less dmg but 

gosh darn it that dang smoke bomb
smoke bomb is strong asf
I remember when we dueled I’d just hide behind a tree when u used it miru 😭

Wait rogues can use smoke bomb defensively offensively AND strategically?
and we have 2 of them???
yeah it like a better umbral right?
Me no like rogues
umbral is next gen broken
Meh umbral need to give increased movement speed and stamina regen
oh you a caster that got me in cc and are ready to combo me?
ontop of dispell
Its time to make a 100 man with lots of fighters and rogues.
Smoke the battlefield while the warriors spin.
Shit now the rerollers coming back.
wheres zybak when u need him
He's in tropics.
Per usual.
Or maybe he's trying to find our missing backstabs.
2 smokebombs to dump them both at same time double effectiveness
EXACTLY
or get interuppted mid cast and lose both charges
HA HA
Oh thats not a bug?
🤔
Add a cast time to smoke bomb.
Got it.
its the case for any rogue ability that has 2 charges
u lose both on interrupt
cringe af
Interrupting my 0.4second ability with no cast time.
Nice!
yep just guess bro
Maybe thats why our backstabs disappear?
I still dont know what it is.
Maybe elevation difference. But annoying af
go back to mage >.<
still dont get why friendly rogues cant stealth off eachothers smoke bombs @proper igloo fix
please let this be a thing.
The rogue space program will continue until morale improves
think u need to roll rogue/bard for that to work lol
in 2 years from now
rogue summoner?
increase minimum range for stealth by 5m if its sunny outside
fuck off
the 15m is already pissing me off

the whole reason you rolled off mage 😦
rogue summoner unlocks access to shadow clones. Atleast that should be the case
make minimum range for stealth 500 meters
And place a practice dummy which counts as a combatant 500 meters from eachother across the world
ok buddy, you really hate rogues that much
who hurt u

Take a wild guess
I already knew the answer just wanted u to say it 
wwhat is this clown doing
He is the watchdog
🐶
those are some pretty neat formations
Anywhere is kinda crazy but honestly, a 30m or so should be real.
Having the eye to be placed on the mage is kinda crazy.
Making him face check lol
bruh what
my setting is off
I love the name bungus so much
i love it too. very unserious name
Hello, when jm alchemy?
I thought you guys didnt play?
Ayo I just wiped 1v88 polar 🔥🔥🇺🇸
I just wiped my ass
True faith is a commitment to living out God's principles, rather than an outward show.
Only God can judge me
So this ain’t true you probably already know that but you’re cringe so you’ll just lie but, they thought I threw a match bc i was dueling against my friend and I already had enough winning points to move on but he didnt. He had a really close dueling session against Venruki which caused a lot of drama. Another rogue from another bracket was pissed accused me of throwing. Tipsout was shit at the tournament managment and thought I was. Snutz the god of wow multi blitz con champ reviewed the tapes saw I executed boomer at 200hp and he rng dodged it. Proved I was trying to kill him overturned the ruling 24 hrs later and I was back in tournament.
https://x.com/parlatv1/status/1186961641440776193
Heres evidence.
More than welcome to reach out to Tipsout if anyone cares as well. It was pretty well known in the wow scene only randoms from this community bring this up.
Sooooo you broken now or what?
REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ 
look man im just saying you get in trouble for exploiting and fixing and in my head 2+2=4. If its not true im sorry
No come on both times his characters got reset it was just a big misunderstanding that was clearly someone else's fault. As always TM was the victim not the guilty one and he was unfairly punished for someone else's crimes.

Didn’t you get your character deleted three times for duping and gold exploits?
Really weird how you’re trying to label me as shit that you do @noble elk Considering you sell duped gold to your guild mates as well.
No shot 
I was reset 7x for RMT 15x for mob training and twice for excessively toxic global chats
Get on my level bitch

Someone's gonna assume you're being serious
He isnt?

He is he’s just trying to be cool about it all.
Now he’s gonna deny it lmao here come the excuses
💤
Phoenix fire would have to log in to be an exploiter
I promise if I had taken such actions I would simply own up to them like a man instead of lying and deflecting like a rat
He doesn’t log in anymore because he got his main deleted.
Yaaa cap keep exploiting loser
Wait doesn’t this contradict what you just said about owning the things you do? Although in that first screenshot I’m clearly being sarcastic which is above your iq level. So I understand why you are confused.
@noble elk You should own the things you do bro instead of attacking other people. You got deleted for gold duping and selling just own it.
thats what bammiddle does in 1 phase
🤣
I’ll be honest after the first time you got deleted why did you continue gold duping?
Didn’t you realize your account would be flagged?
They didn't perma ban me so why would I stop?

Can't wait to see that posted back in a month


As much as it's not me that statement stands

They aren't perma banning ppl so why would anyone stop
Sure bud
We definitely all believe you
🙄

youd think itd be too early for TM to fall for bait but ig its never too early for him
can EU keep him?
ngl did not know the otters duped gold, got me having mixed feelings
Otter Nonsense is the biggest rwt guild out there it’s all a hoax to trick you that they’re wholesome
Its crazy easy you pick flowers and then ready for this Sell said flowers to a merchant BOOM gold
nah jamal is just a troll
wdym they have just been accused of duping gold and he didnt deny it
otters always have the best deals on gold fr fr
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He was banned in WoW, Albion, AA. He had a massive history of it, pretty sure otters knew this too we warned them.
Really convenient that exploiters and cheaters like you always have an excuse or some cover up.
Is this your Pre P3 propaganda for your next rebrand?
Pretty sure lobo worked with the chinese gold sellers and was speed hacking.
That’s why he’s so defensive
you should see the footage of me speed teabagging TM
Otter have several high ranking officers and members who rmt in other games, not surprised it's happening in aoc too
Nuts all a blur on his face
You’re just mad your guild is getting called out for the speed hacking and rmt

I invented the armor trimming scam in runescape
speaking of which, when can i get my armor back? its been 15 years 😄
He traded it to me 12 years ago

If you're sick of all the exploiting allegations and looking for a competitive pvp guild come join Black Hand. Being against cheating, exploiting, or tech in any way is one of our core tenets.
Black Hand goes by BAND and could just as easily go by HACK
Be careful guys read between the lines

ZANDER PLS
Slippery slope
we couldnt go by hand! Too many jokes
Helios is a menace tho strong player 😈 🙏
After what happened at band camp i cant trust they dont hack and exploit
take your weird high school memories elsewhere pls
REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ 
REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This Poster is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ :ebinredditmeme:
Fixed it for you
Seems lots of guilds are struggling to just make it from one alpha phase to the next.
Congrats to all the guilds that managed to stick together (or get created)
and good luck in future phases
Yeah feels like every phase guilds die which is disheartening. The most important thing in this game is to fill up the world with people, once the population hits a certain number people just start dropping like flies since the content disappears
I'm hopeful phase 3 is going to have a lot of people but I think the population hit a peak at p2 start and it won't hit a new peak until Beta. Most of this is because people were just trying out the game at p2 start, but a lot of people will probably come back + new people join at Beta.
I think the delay hurt them in getting new players in. I know a lot of people who were waiting for phase 3 for a variety of reasons (classes, 24/7 servers, economy fixes, etc.) Hopefully those players are still interested
Plus no summoner so people may say fuck it not playing p3
I'll still test the game personally, most time I've taken is a couple weeks off. Excited for PTR
Splitting server EU/US will also drive down numbers.
Hopefully their content keeps people interested to keep testing population/performance.
We get some PTR dynamic gridding testing this week as well, I believe.
should be tomorrow or the next day prayge
Tomorrow according to the last livestream
You'll see rentention go down throughout every phase, the start of each phase always brings the most player count.
Ya and that isn't concerning at all since it's the same pattern live games follow as well. Expansion or content patch drops and players spike but then as people complete the new content it falls off again.
This phase retention was horrible tho
well like a month in they announced they were wiping again
Nah its not about the wipe, everybody knew about that
The out of context crying is weird behaviour, you should just go back to faking screenshots entirely
The changes they did to crafting and drop rates were the main reasons
What was faked?
Moose again with low iq takes
Resna discord buddy
TM again just lying and seeing who swallows for him
Do you have any evidence or just making shit up again like normal
It's all still there go have a scroll
You just say shit with zero evidence it’s the reason zero ppl take you seriously

You’re a literal meme even in your own guild
You were in fed as well
That’s why you got kicked lmao
Imagine getting kicked from fed holyyyyy shittt you are dog shit
Honestly surprised it took so long
Imagine if you played 1/10th the amount as you lie
Cry more
TM doesnt even know which piece is being moved on that gif
Meh it's easy to follow the breadcrumbs of polar allies
Jiu feng- confirmed RMT cheater guild
Enveus- run by a literal criminal scammer
FED- ran away from the alliance to distance themselves from these people.
It's almost like there is a common theme and a piece of the puzzle that never changes.
Ngl I found that a lot faster than I thought I would
Oh so you’re lying again because I don’t see my name there
Crazy how much you lie
Still pissed bc I called you out for exploiting and gold selling?
It’s hilarious how the real liars and cheaters come together. They never have evidence and only lie

Bc you got banned and have been selling gold? Prove im wrong
This wont age well at all
Otter nonsense recruiting
We are now cool enough to be targets of the polar propaganda express

wait has TM only been here for < 1 year?!
Those gotta be fake or some kinda joke, no way these guys would RMT out in the open like that LMAO
Theyre not that dumb...i think
I would say he's only going to damage his own reputation but when you are already at a 0/10 you can just go wild

I always knew Otter Nonsense was exploiters 😔


I wasn't even mean to @shut widget THIS time
i tried to figure out what caused the minos to bug out
but nothing more than like 20-30 kills
Ok
He got caught and now he’s trying to say it was only
A joke
@proper igloo please investigate my account and perma ban me if I've broken a single rule

The otters running a secret RMT ring would probably be the funniest thing to happen so far
anime top 10 betrayals
now THAT would not be on anyones bingo card
You're right I didn't scroll far enough to find YOU my bad
Just your whole guild
He only paid me 10 for it too!
@noble elk Was banned in multiple other games for rmt and cheating. He joined otters as a cover. But he’s already been caught multiple times for it here as well. Hes well know for this in the mmo community
He won’t deny it or prove he’s innocent as well so it’s pretty obvious why he’s so salty
Ok so you lied. You’re half ways their moose just admit you are a liar
Technically Phoenix is Canadian
we adopt him for the cause
How does one Prove they don't RMT? what evidence would you have to submit?
A false allegation smear campaign against the otters lets see how this goes for them
and technically it would be a US issue since intrepid is in US
Credit card statements duh
Phoenix, we need your last decade of credit card statements
Convenient otters coming out in mass now after getting called out for buying his gold
Woah woah. I only come here when I’m pinged thank you
i wouldnt call 3 really mass but it is what it is
but wait Im sure he stole the cards from someone's grandma so there would be no paper trail!
oh theres a fourth! ITS MASS
He's trying to prove that anyone can make up accusations and toss them around because he wants people to believe most of the accusations against him are made up even though there is tangible evidence against him (2 confirmed character wipes)
Otters the type of casuals to buy gold 
Sorry tm, i know you are malding after cleaning slobber off the floor after drooling from even the idea of spending your cash on intrepid assets, but you have to let your guild actually play the game.
no one believes Otters do anything but look cute and purr when you pet them ❤️
Thanks!
You bought gold with your entire guild and your mad you got caught
Otters don’t purr. We are deadly deadly animals
That's what makes this twice as funny
RMT otters
For one of the biggest yappers that spends to much time here you know up otter show up in mass to fuck shit up with tom foolery 
Aw dang, so that's why I've always been poor?

Guys, why haven’t I been part of this RMT scheme
I had to beg for 50 silver for repairs two weeks ago
Otters getting really defensive
His greed sickens me
Same. I asked for 20 silver. 20. Silver. Sucks to have a real life on top of ashes doesnt it

you talk to much cant have you selling TMDumbsy any gold
Lobo was caught speed hacking as well
Its true I was speed slapping my nuts on his face ask for the video
Did lobo even play 2.5
I've heard enough. Otter Nonsense must be burned at the stake.
It does. One day I’ll hit level 20
His mother did all the recording and post production its a master piece
Aw yes so this is what you want to kill?

Who had tm blaming otters for his own crimes on their polar crashout bingo card
I had it on two. Of my 5 bingo cards.
you have to pay them to be there Naru and your poor
They are so cute though - how am I supposed to believe this
I see how you treat your allies on the pitch
I hope everyone is having a wonderful morning 
D list bard oof is here 
everyone can catch these hands!
I didn't even have to ask you guys to show up..... Are you always lurking watching me make a fool of myself in here or were you just bored today?

All I need is apatheon yelling at me for mana
yes
REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ 
I definitely heard the Otter Assemble captain canada
he was playing bard most of the time so that would be awkward
You missed the sikhaze meme from yesterday, called him that and he did not like it 😦
REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This Poster is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ :ebinredditmeme:
Sikhaze, of giving mounts away free fame? What a great guy, giving those mounts to anyone who dms him... 
One day people will learn the triple tilda and how much better it looks for stuff like that smh
One day people will learn the triple tilda and how much better it looks for stuff like that smh
Great idea!
it was me not being mean to you
(Joke already made repeat offender mb mb) who had TM picking a fight with otters on bingo card
@wild rune leave otters alone!
Nono oof
Otters want the smoke
I’ve been training otter nonsense 3 for this moment
Some otters like clams. Some otters munch on sea cucumbers. Some otters thRIVE ON MAPLE SYRUP 🍁 ✨️ 💛 GO CANADA 🇨🇦
Odds on that one must've been good
maple's syrup sounds sus
Banned
I’m just calling out the cheaters on the server. @noble elk Has been cheating /rmting in multiple MMOs and banned for years. @crystal trail was caught speed hacking
Two euphemisms and a- aw sheit 
I want to be caught doing something
i knew a guy that went by maple
Asteris accuse me quick
we played maplestory though
They called all of the otters here to try to defend against this but it just makes them look more guilty
Come on show the video of me speed hacking my nuts on your face DO IT
which seems more appropriate (yes he was canadian)
Oh uh, naru, i accuse you of being strong and handsome!
We’re being accused of cheating in dune

Really angry and defensive just makes you look more guilty
youre just really slow on the pitch and not tall enough for apatheon
And now someone bought hacks to try to stop us from bullying the server
so you got my mood thru text thats cool
No that’s you kace
*also me
Okay prove that you weren’t speed hacking then
I think this needs to be settled through the otterbowl
Here come the excuses
When nobody fucks with polar, literally anybody that shows up for drama must be zerging them
@wild rune join otter discord
i bet TM would actually implode if we all collectively ignored him and talked over him
The funny thing is is that tm thinks we gavent all /ignored him already
Prove I was lol
Ah I don’t join exploiter discords
Exactly just another excuse
We only all call for cult praise so this is false
PRAISE
Praise
PRAISE
Praise 
Quick everyone spam don’t let them know we been RMTing - Lobo and Phoneix
preys!
Is 4 messages spam?
Dinosaur femur
Now unfortunately i must go and feed myself.
Whatcha eating
Don't be Scared we can pick on Naru together
thats my favorite pass time honestly
I miss ONE pass and I’m crucified
DO BETTER! BE BETTER!
Meanwhile Kace is dolphin diving everywhere and nothing
Like I said. No more facilitator. I’m a shooter now. Shooters shoot
i do what i need to for my 40% MVP rate!
Ohh ohh Come DO IT
Eggies and toast 
@silk hamlet lying again
@silk hamlet didn’t you have proper parents who taught you lying was bad?
I go for g2 and i mix a lil bacon bits, cheese shreds, a lil milk, and pop it in the microwave after mixing throughly. 1 minute 30 seconds. Perfect fluffy omelette.
Now tm. He puts the egg in the microwave whole. 
Actually i lied, a perfect fluffy omelette needs butter and milk on a pan, but hey, 1 min in a microwave is the fastest dang breakfast and the milk still steams the eggs a bit so. Yummers.
I've made these s few times
These quick breakfasts saved my ass many a time in college 
Aesheris the Windlord seems to be missing, any help?
Oh god, its always the windlord. Hes buggy, and may be stuck somewhere.
Go beat up some lvl 10's timmy

I wish
then I wouldn't be so broke

spoiler alert
it took 5 minutes not a month
stop putting milk in omelettes ppl
learn how to apply heat in a pan and your eggs will not be dry
gotta cook over low heat and take it off the heat from time to time
can i use Crème fraîche instead? I like the texture and flavor it adds.
Phoneix had been banned in multiple MMOs already rmt and hacking
Lobo also was caught speed hacking this phase
No, the milk is important. The milk partially steams the egg, but doesn't crash out of the eggs like water does, so milk plus eggs is how you get a fluffy omelette.
diabolical
trust me use crème fraîche instead
ya choose your prefered cream it's better than milk
Well, its still a dairy product so that works. I'm only responding to yellow who said not to use it at all lmao
what’s the impact on the texture, never tried it
O how the day progress I went from suspected to caught lol Quick Phoenix sell me some gold so I can buy all my gear back
cream is viable in an omelette as is sour cream
MILK HOWEVER
REMINDER
Aura, Anvil, Purple, Vice, Hard, Eclipse and EU. Gear farmed the afk server for months to get every advantage they could in a siege against POLAR and still LOST.
- 3x the gear farmed full bis and full consums
- recruited every no life player in the game
- HP guild buff
- waited for me to go out of country
- gave no warning after planning this for months
This is the biggest L in AoC
⚠️ 
its kinda hard to describe...closest id say is that it makes is "smoother"
The only dairy you need in an omelette is cheese. Anything else is a crutch.
Did you contact intrepid about it yet? Kinda shameless that doesn't get perma'd or is it normal NA shenanigans?
ya better texture and higher fat means higher amounts of flavor
You ever want to be able to make an omelette light as marshmallow cream? Milk. Because of lower fat content, it lifts without making things heavier.
i’ll have to try it
Ya we reported @noble elk and otters but they’re friends with steven so we’ll see what happens
LOL
Is this still going on
milk is demonic to put in an omelette too much water i’m adding in that bitch
its good stuff its like more tangy sour cream, but not really, has a nutty flavor too, i highly recomend people use it
I'm hearing a slight buzzing in my ear but omelette discourse is much more entertaining
creme fraiche is literally just sour cream isn’t it
Shhhh he can only get hard if someone talks about him
am i cooked i swear that’s just sour cream in a specific style
its similar and you can usually sub it out, but it has a stronger flavor profile than common sour cream
These otter people never type in here but they are spamming now trying to cover up getting caught
apparently it curdles less just googled it
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