#alpha-two-shol-us

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shut fossil
limpid pagoda
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heh yah

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silly me

shut fossil
sacred orchid
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EUONTOP angle

wild rune
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I heard in my stead… my protege has claimed victory over the peasants of Vyra once again?

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Aura respond to the claims… what happened… I heard much shame is upon you

wild rune
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@glad abyss here’s from last night I just woke up about to do an 8 hour walking tour……

glad abyss
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Insane apartment

wild rune
tardy warren
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heard Venice is not that impressive, I always wanted to visit. Toscana is my fav place in italy for sure

full drum
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Glop is love.

sacred orchid
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Venice is nice but stinky

wild rune
tardy warren
wild rune
glad abyss
tardy warren
glad abyss
tardy warren
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whater looks very nice

wild rune
spice bobcat
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Did glop give up running for mayor

noble elk
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Glop never gives up

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Even when he really really should

wild rune
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Wait what the fuck is the vods from last night… how did aura lose so badly twice with more numbers????

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I WASNT EVEN THERE what the fuck

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@errant slate @west shore @primal rain explain bros…

west shore
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???

wild rune
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This is not a good look for verdant-barcode-aura

west shore
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I was getting head and watching tv

wild rune
west shore
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Last time I played lol

wild rune
west shore
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?

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Why are you pinging me lol

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You weren't there neither was I lol

wild rune
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Chillis-aura-barcode-tavern is down bad bro…

west shore
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TM dont ever change

errant slate
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Sikhaze takes the bait

wild rune
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Chillis-barcode-AURA-verdant-tavern live update ^

willow barn
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I heard those guys got wiped by an AFK guild yesterday

hushed sapphire
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I am not a fan of either side of this fight, but can confirm, eye witness and some recorded, POLAR whipped em last night.

west shore
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Idk who you are lol

hushed sapphire
west shore
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Can't speak wasn't there congratulations I guess?

hushed sapphire
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I mean, to AURA's credit, they decc'd, back to back. Didn't puss out after the first one

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And then proceeded to launch a Caravel right into the lawless zone to get it some more. So, there's that!

west shore
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People need to learn

wild rune
hushed sapphire
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Don't get better or build cohesion without experience regardless

west shore
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Good for them not much content

wild rune
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Sikhaze… chills-aura-tavern I heard is not doing well bro … time to step in

west shore
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Brother the game isn't doing well lmao

hushed sapphire
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Gawd dammit.... he's right you know.

west shore
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Can't get me mad about I game I don't log into lmao

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But appreciate you for trying

hushed sapphire
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I don't get the need for constant bickering, or baiting. In my opinion, it's a much greater feeling to win and stfu.

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GG's and run it back another time

wild rune
hushed sapphire
willow barn
wild rune
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Aura-chilis-tavern… not like this…

willow barn
hushed sapphire
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I guess that shows dedication

willow barn
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any sane human would just ignore it and go about their day... you are typing.. why

hushed sapphire
willow barn
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TM will smile upon you from the top of castle POLAR

hushed sapphire
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How far up is his hand? His puppetry skills are Grand Master.

willow barn
noble elk
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@wild rune don't you have chili pots to be spamming

hushed sapphire
noble elk
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Well he called someone childish.......... That's like if I call someone annoying

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It just can't be allowed to fly

primal rain
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I NEED

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A HUG

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PLS

noble elk
calm meadow
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I'm going to leave this right here.

wild rune
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Chili-aura-verdant-barcode-tavern is in complete disarray after last night… I’m getting screenshots of cope from their members who recently joined… let’s just say ppl are ready to quit

manic crystal
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TMX go choke on some calzones for me pls

wild rune
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Let’s just say chilis-aura-tavern ain’t alpha xD

wild rune
manic crystal
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idk what chilis mean

manic crystal
west shore
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?

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Lol he's trying so hard

silk hamlet
# wild rune

Big things next weekend, got street working on a new fepsi vid

west shore
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Late af

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I was getting sexy times

silk hamlet
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You ate too much and took a fatty nap

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Don't lie

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What were you watchin anyway

west shore
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Tires then always sunny

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My girl hasnt seen always sunny in years and we watched the water park episode

silk hamlet
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I don't think I got that far

west shore
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No kids at home

wild rune
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What does this mean chilis-aura?

primal rain
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pls give your feedback team

silk hamlet
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tm seems awfully bothered

wild rune
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Chilis-aura-tavern

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Plz

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Tell me

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What that means

primal rain
# wild rune

you had to call your entire guild to barely beat my new recruits pipe down old man i'm 100% of your content at all times

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beg me for a siege

west shore
primal rain
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beg me and i'll give you one

wild rune
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Chilis auras tavern I’m in Italy… I don’t know what happened plz explain

silk hamlet
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I think cats might be the contender at this point

wild rune
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Kaizer has taken polar from me.. I’m out of the loop

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Plz tell me

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Update me

west shore
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Bro what is this Chillis stuff lmao

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Bro lame af lol

wild rune
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Chilis auras tavern I need an update

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Two wars???

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What do they mean when they say that

west shore
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You can count

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Congratulations

wild rune
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Kaizer keeps spamming me two wars old man… and he won’t tell me what that means

silk hamlet
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You can update yourself in the community discord, this is the tm vacation channel thank you

west shore
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Kaiser busy getting his back blown out

wild rune
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He won’t tell me what two wars means plz explain to me

dawn dagger
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someone just ping Kaiser in here and ask

wild rune
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I’m Italy I don’t understand

primal rain
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oh wait

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u can't

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he's banned

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xd

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what was he banned for?

silk hamlet
dawn dagger
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really? was he one of the dumbasses who crashed out and got perma'd?

west shore
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I believe he was doxxing?

silk hamlet
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How's he gonna get tm vacay updates?!

primal rain
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dont think it was doxxing think it was harassment

west shore
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Ahh

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It's confusing

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Idk what is what anymore

silk hamlet
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How tf do you get banned for harassment before timolope

primal rain
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good question i didnt even see what he got owned for

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would have to ask tm

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tm why did kaiser get banned 3 times from this discord?

dawn dagger
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all I know is that you have to be a huge freak fr fr to get perma'd on ashes official disc 🤣

warm swallow
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Polar doesn't doxx they are very against doxxing

wild rune
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No it was def doxrasment and he threatened a vyra government building

primal rain
wild rune
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Plz tell me what two wars means

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Kaizer is spamming me laughing at me

west shore
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???

wild rune
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He’s making fun of me

west shore
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I don't speak short bus

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Idk what he means

wild rune
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Why does he keep saying two wars and Sikhaze has no money?

warm swallow
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Should be in game, it is very fun and comes at a fair cosr

primal rain
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I do think it would be a shame to lose it

west shore
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TM why you going after my pockets

primal rain
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because i think dive bard is almost certainly worse

wild rune
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He keeps spamming me I don’t get it 😦

primal rain
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than backline bard atm

west shore
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That's rude

wild rune
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Please get Kaizer to stop teasing me

primal rain
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your guild thanked us for giving you content

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tm thank me

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right now

warm swallow
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Yes yellow cheerful bard is bis

primal rain
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i am the only reason you have content

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ever

west shore
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I mean yellow is right

wild rune
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They kicked me from the polar discord as well

primal rain
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too much blogging?

wild rune
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I’m an orphan

west shore
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Your players got content from him

wild rune
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No home

west shore
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You should thank him

primal rain
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they aren't his players

wild rune
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Gonna have to apply to purple

primal rain
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kaiser has taken over...

wild rune
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Maybe Chili’s-AUra-tavern will let me in?

west shore
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Kaiser take over

wild rune
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Plz.?

wild rune
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Someone tell me what two wars means

warm swallow
west shore
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Rip Lil peep my goat

primal rain
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there's no shot u REDID the fucking

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spaces POLAR logo

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and didn't use the original

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tm sold out...

wild rune
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Razil made one with ai that dances

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Idk

manic crystal
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wtf is this channel.

wild rune
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Not my guild I’m just an outcast now

west shore
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IT'S OKAY TM

wild rune
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A traveler in Europe… with no home

west shore
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@shut fossil

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he needs a home

primal rain
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for AI slop

shut fossil
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Whomst summon me

west shore
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My lord

shut fossil
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Oh my favourite Najash

rustic cloak
wild rune
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It’s 130 in the morning go to bed man

west shore
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Tmugsy needs a home and he is in your woods

shut fossil
wild rune
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I’m gonna be in London fucking shit up

primal rain
shut fossil
rustic cloak
shut fossil
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That hell hole needs nuking

west shore
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What's the rules on political discussions

warm swallow
wild rune
west shore
dawn dagger
shut fossil
rustic cloak
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it's nandos time

warm swallow
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I'll test for you

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Ceasefire guys this chat is too toxic

shut fossil
warm swallow
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Iran I would like to visit as a tourist

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Israel has cool religious sites

primal rain
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bro u gon get banned zander

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i got owned for a trump gif once

shut fossil
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Zander really the hero we deserve

west shore
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I will remember you

shut fossil
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They killed zander

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ZANDER COME BACK

dawn dagger
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rip, zander is already waffling smh

primal rain
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zander owned

warm swallow
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Saved

primal rain
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😮

rustic cloak
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no conviction

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stand by ur words

west shore
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Zander If I dm you stuff you can say it

rustic cloak
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smh my head

west shore
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If I say it...

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I'm donezo

dawn dagger
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no conviction is a wild attribute to apply to an aussie

haughty galleon
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I remember when AURA had their entire guild that one time. Good times. (For us at least polarsmoking )

shut fossil
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My Najash sikhaze would never say anything to get himself banned

wild rune
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Polar recruited the otter guild while I was gone and gave them two officer spots… that’s how I lost my position in the guild now I’m an outcast in what was once my guild…

Kaizer is the ruler… some say the Pharaoh

haughty galleon
viral carbon
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Mage/ranger war gloating = cringe

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go tropics

west shore
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I respect it even

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You know what

wild rune
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Can you guys help me get back into polar plz convince Kaizer
Worth it

haughty galleon
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Kaiser pulled off the horus heresy. Tm is just a husk of his former self.

primal rain
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map working is a huge W

west shore
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I'm on my way polar let me get my uniform on

viral carbon
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Kaiser has been solo dolo in tropics

manic crystal
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@primal rain imgen just jelly bc uses anime pfp tasteless

haughty galleon
primal rain
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wait the map does not work

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nvm

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LMAO

shut fossil
manic crystal
primal rain
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WAIT HYMN HOVER CAST WORKS?

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WERE SO BACK

west shore
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TM live from Italy

noble elk
sudden flame
primal rain
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didnt horus

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end up dead tho

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am i cooked

manic crystal
haughty galleon
primal rain
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so kaizer will die for this

west shore
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Listen

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I might of knocked my girl up last night

haughty galleon
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Kaiser is in the timeline where Horus succeeded.

west shore
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I might be done

shut fossil
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Rejected chaos as he was fucking up the emperor killed his favourite son (shit up abbadon) then the Emperor nuked Horus from existence

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End and the death volume 3 went hard

shut fossil
haughty galleon
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My homie Kaldor Draigo is still 1v9 in the warp.

drowsy scarab
shut fossil
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Local grey Knight too angry to die

west shore
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Bro Kaiser is not a space marine

shut fossil
west shore
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Aren't they like 8 ft

manic crystal
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2 lores ill never get or even start is Warhammer and Final Fantasy, shit is to long and complexed and gated that thinking about it is boresome.

west shore
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Speaking of final fantasy

west shore
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Time to do a mtg draft

sudden flame
haughty galleon
manic crystal
shut fossil
sudden flame
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Read Red Rising series. Experience peak

haughty galleon
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Henry Cavill 40k show better be good

sudden flame
west shore
primal rain
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that would be

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bro there's a 0% chance

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because that would be good

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actually

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and there's no shot

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they do that

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gotta be borderlands live action slop

haughty galleon
sudden flame
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I need 40k and Red Rising to get good fucking budgets bro. I yearn for the space operas of our time anguish

primal rain
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remember when we got a new LOTR show

shut fossil
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Cavil would do an amazing Eisenhorn

prime panther
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nah I’m waiting for the lord of the mysteries anime to come out

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that book was so fucking good

haughty galleon
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Rings of Power made me bring out the noose.

sudden flame
manic crystal
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LotR movie was so bad

prime panther
shut fossil
prime panther
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I didn’t even know it was gon get an anime 2 years later

shut fossil
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Rings of power was so dog shit it cannot be understated

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999m on set pieces

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Gj amazon

manic crystal
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you bothered to watch?

shut fossil
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Yea i watched it out of sheer hatred

haughty galleon
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They fumbled the bag

shut fossil
manic crystal
sudden flame
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Oh yeah that was ass

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Thought you meant the real LOTR movies

manic crystal
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nah

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thats masterpiece

shut fossil
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Bam redeemed

manic crystal
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mb, thought we talking about present lotr things

shut fossil
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Hit the save

sudden flame
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The Hobbit peaked 20 minutes in after the dwarves sang misty mountains. After that it was meh

shut fossil
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Hobbit wasnt terrible it was just eh

manic crystal
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i didnt mind hobbit that much, could've been better but also could've been wayyyyyy worse than it was

shut fossil
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3 movies for quite a short book

sudden flame
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How you fuck up the battle of 5 armies DIESOFCRINGE

manic crystal
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the dwaven/elven romance was unncessary ( some dumb roleplayingshit)

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the battle of 5 could've peaked way harder.

primal rain
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bro the fucking drifting scene in hobbit is sick in the battle of the 5 armies or w/e

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but ya its a meme series for sure

sudden flame
# shut fossil 3 movies for quite a short book

BRO I REMEMBER GOING TO THE MOVIES AS A KID FOR THE HOBBIT. I was like “man it’s been 2 hours and we haven’t even made it to the forest yet…”
end credits of the first movie

shut fossil
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But not 3 movies on Wars of Beleriand / War of Wrath

sudden flame
shut fossil
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Then nothing happened

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Biggest bait of my life

primal rain
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bro the chariot shit in this is

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so stupid

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lmaooooooooooooooo

dawn dagger
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bass and rankin hobbit/lotr cartoons

shut fossil
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Dude I cannot get over the BRING OUT THE TWIRLY WIRLYS from the extended hobbit shit

manic crystal
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a lot of things about the dwarfs in 5 armys were stupid tbh

shut fossil
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That shit was gas

sudden flame
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We got another war in the Middle East. The economy is in shambles. Tick tock Hollywood. The boys yearn for another generational sci fi series

shut fossil
sudden flame
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Revenge of the PEAK

shut fossil
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PEAK

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Best star wars film

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Fight me

dawn dagger
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star wars sucks

haughty galleon
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Evangeline Lilly was the best part of The Hobbit. She's no Liv Tyler but very nice.

shut fossil
sudden flame
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Prequels > all other Star Wars. I had better lightsaber fights in my back yard with sticks than the sequels/OT

dawn dagger
shut fossil
silk hamlet
prime panther
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I never watched andor tbh

haughty galleon
silk hamlet
dawn dagger
shut fossil
sudden flame
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(The lava is the mud in the backyard)

silk hamlet
prime panther
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bro costco sells these lil thin mint bite things now

silk hamlet
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In 4DX with the roller coaster type chairs

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And mist

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And fans

prime panther
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freeze them shits

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so fucking good

shut fossil
sudden flame
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I keep hearing about theaters with recliners and real fucking food. Imma have to take a vacation just to go see the next peak movie somewhere with these theaters

shut fossil
sudden flame
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All I got is a ghetto AMC with meh popcorn

shut fossil
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They are fucking PEAK

haughty galleon
silk hamlet
shut fossil
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Watched the live action how to train your dragon at one shit was gas

manic crystal
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well you bois talking about Star Wars tv shows they all garbage ill see myself out.

prime panther
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I just never watched andor cuz I never got Disney plus and I’m too lazy to pirate

sudden flame
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Live action/remake of Treasure Planet when

prime panther
sudden flame
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My inner child yearns for Treasure Planet

silk hamlet
shut fossil
manic crystal
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ur too young for that

silk hamlet
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All those dope old animations

manic crystal
haughty galleon
silk hamlet
shut fossil
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It was a pretty good adaptation solid 1:1 live action good cgi

sudden flame
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CAP BRO. I GREW UP ON TREASURE PLANET/Atlantis/El Dorado etc

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Best animation as a kid

silk hamlet
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Bam just hit 30 and thinks he ancient or sumshit

prime panther
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30 is ancient

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old as fuck 🤣

sudden flame
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Unk

haughty galleon
manic crystal
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First Animated Baddie.

shut fossil
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Me at the ripe old age of 25

silk hamlet
dawn dagger
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local theater growing up had recliners/couches and family dining, was peak

haughty galleon
shut fossil
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Could eat psykers all day and fuck with custodes

silk hamlet
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Webway aint gonna build itself

manic crystal
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thats what we dealing these days

shut fossil
silk hamlet
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Nosy bitch

sudden flame
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My goat

manic crystal
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Another 00 Animated Baddie

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ok am out

shut fossil
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The eternity gate battle goes hard

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Shut up bam

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We are discussing how to die properly

haughty galleon
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Shotgun to the dick.

manic crystal
haughty galleon
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I wanna see the Custodes vs Grey Knights. Custodes can't use the sisters of battle though.

rough star
manic crystal
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What in

sudden flame
midnight surge
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Five people were eating apples, A finished before B, but
behind C. D finished before E, but behind B. What was the finishing order?

viral carbon
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ready to get into it

shut fossil
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Good lord

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Deep ending it

viral carbon
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Gotta freshen my pallet before amazon touch it

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secret level ep5 was amazing

silk hamlet
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Lol is that the whole horus heresy?

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I think henry hinted they were gonna do something with eisenhorn so those might be good to read too

gritty rapids
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sucks that its only two seasons but still great

gritty rapids
midnight surge
shut fossil
candid mauve
primal rain
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all 4 foot pedals have been initialized

dawn dagger
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in undergrad, the college cafeteria had fried chicken,watermelon etc at one of the food hubs for MLK day

sharp cobalt
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apple fetishists over here

viral carbon
# silk hamlet Lol is that the whole horus heresy?

The End and the Death Volume 1 (Paperback) The Horus Heresy: Siege of Terra Book 8

Eisenhorn: The Omnibus (Paperback)

Dark Imperium (Paperback)

Dark Imperium: Godblight (Paperback)

Warhawk (Paperback) The Horus Heresy: Siege of Terra Book 6

Gaunt's Ghosts: The Founding (Paperback)

Echoes of Eternity (Paperback) The Horus Heresy: Siege of Terra Book 7

Mortis (Paperback) The Horus Heresy: Siege of Terra Book 5

Soldiers of the Imperium (Paperback)

Saturnine (Paperback) The Horus Heresy: Siege of Terra Book 4

Word Bearers: The Omnibus (Paperback)

The Lost and the Damned (Paperback) The Horus Heresy: Siege of Terra Book 2

Night Lords: The Omnibus (Paperback)

The First Wall (Paperback) The Horus Heresy: Siege of Terra Book 3

The Infinite and The Divine (Paperback)

Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Imperium (Paperback)

Betrayer (Paperback) The Horus Heresy Book 24

Dark Imperium: Plague War (Paperback)

Know No Fear (Paperback) The Horus Heresy Book 19

Solar War (Paperback) The Horus Heresy: Siege of Terra Book 1

Galaxy in Flames (Paperback) The Horus Heresy Book 3

The Flight of the Eisenstein (Paperback) The Horus Heresy Book 4

False Gods (Paperback) The Horus Heresy Book 2

The First Heretic (Paperback) The Horus Heresy Book 14

Horus Rising (Paperback) The Horus Heresy Book 1

Ravenor: The Omnibus
by Dan Abnett

shut fossil
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The infinite and the divine is a banger

viral carbon
glad abyss
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U guys are nerds fr fr

wild rune
tardy warren
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still in venice?

hexed apex
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yeah man, go to another city already, we crave the content

tardy warren
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this seems like a good time to become a traveling vlogger 😄

wild rune
hexed apex
noble elk
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Ya you can stop posting shit when you land

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Nobody needs to see that

noble elk
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Suit yourself

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Everyone going to go from damn that's fire to damn wtf is wrong with you though

tardy warren
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I want to see a nice english breakfast with a 1l pinte

raven vessel
tardy warren
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let me search that

raven vessel
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closely followed by a fried mars bar

tardy warren
raven vessel
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ah yeah, English breakfast isnt bad, even if this portion could feed a small family

hushed sapphire
hushed sapphire
noble elk
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Pretty sure he's on google

tardy warren
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google indeed, but i just had like half of what is in that photo just now

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but that beer looks too good

silk hamlet
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Dan Abnett is the goat

noble elk
zealous rune
candid mauve
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Tmx needs the constant attention or he will shrivel up and die

wild rune
silk hamlet
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Bros first shark coochie board

wild rune
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The poor ppl get so mad when i post hahaha

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Makes its 100x funnier

silk hamlet
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Thinking a cosco sized charcuterie board costs anything

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Callin other people poor when you aint even purple named, was DA asking too much?

noble elk
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Riiigght TM was on the buying end of it.

west shore
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Lol

rough star
# wild rune Makes its 100x funnier

You know whats funny?
Thinking that someone would be mad seeing this typical and not delicate meal.
I would have thought so if it was wagyu a5 steak or some black caviar breakfast.
Idk who will envy you with this junk food

wild rune
rough star
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nice counterargument, you won

noble elk
raven vessel
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Just in guys: having a meat and cheese board makes you wealthy. Tell your friends.

rough star
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this is a meat

raven vessel
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I'm actually a fan of high quality cured meats, those are unlikely to be served in a "restaurant". I'm just not a fan of the pure arrogance and ego-mania on display.

noble elk
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Oh geez this is nothing you must be new here

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This is him calm and relaxed while on holidays

paper loom
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mandatory class on how not to be ragebaited✍️

haughty galleon
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They would fail anyways no point. polarsmoking

silk hamlet
raven vessel
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100 percent. Look I have no interest in riding him too much, but he has been working for this pretty hard. Happy you had some holidays TM, welcome to Europe, all that jazz. I do find it funny and a bit sad, that he overshares his private life on a public, game discord to total strangers, and thinks that having annual leave (its fully paid over here), some coffee and food is a sign of exceptionalism. It's just another Wednesday in Europe for a lot of people my dude. Calm down, this isn't your Instagram.

haughty galleon
wild rune
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Hahaha holy fuck the poor go insane when I post pics hahahahahagaga

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I’m dying

wild rune
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I literally post check this hrs later and laugh so hard

raven vessel
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yet again. We aren't laughing with you, but we are laughing at you....only this isnt even funny anymore, just tiresome. Ask a CM to create a channel for your socials, thx.

stoic wagon
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Why is bro so angry

noble elk
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He's not used to dealing with the special kid in class I guess

rough star
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this jewel is most precious btw

stoic wagon
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Getting accused of being part of polar PensiveFish

noble elk
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I don't think he meant you

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You just happened to say the thing

tardy warren
tardy warren
haughty galleon
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It's so funny how easy it is to rage bait people. TokyoDrift really wrote a paragraph in response to an obvious rage bait.

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The internet has been around a long time. You'd think people would have figured out how to spot rage bait by now.

tardy warren
latent quartz
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What is the easiest way to get a freehold I never see any for sale

crystal trail
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be lv 20 have 100g and camp the one you want as the node becomes lv3

wild rune
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The Pope has blessed POLAR.. we can not be touched

raven vessel
noble elk
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I could have told you that 4 hours ago

midnight surge
hexed flume
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hi

midnight surge
candid mauve
midnight surge
livid burrow
noble elk
dawn dagger
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new pope sucks

midnight surge
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I believed I could fly. I was wrong. 💀

Found a human's yeet-sheet in the woods and had the best f*cking idea of my life. The flying part? 10/10. Majestic as hell.

The landing? 0/10. Let's just say it was a sh*tty situation. Literally.

I've never been angrier. Or smellier.

#Shorts #Bigfoot #Fail #EpicFail #Skydiving #Funny #BlackHumor #Sas...

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tardy warren
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@wild rune where s the daily pic dude?

wild rune
vapid parcel
# wild rune

i mean...welcome to Europe? harrharr Thats what we get for school lunches to go with the bread

heady pawn
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what kind of man takes pictures of their coffee

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take pictures of your enemies' tears instead

midnight surge
wild rune
hexed apex
manic crystal
# wild rune

@shut fossil tell him where he doesnt go to get stabbed

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Avoid mushy peas and beans on toast!

shut fossil
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just stay away from the SW side

edgy sphinx
# wild rune

play "find the ball" with lovely chaps on the bridge

shut fossil
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go up to people in ski masks and call them "fake drillas"

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you unlock a special cutscene

raven vessel
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he should visit Slough, it's where all wealthy 'Mericans go

shut fossil
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Slough is lovely

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really scenic place with all its uhm

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yea

wild rune
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I’m having a pint ngl London is soft af ppl hyped it up it has nothing in nyc

manic crystal
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Go south london someone said.

low dust
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Obviously the city of London is soft. It’s where all the tourists go lol

tight sail
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I hope youre wearing armor

low dust
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unless you go certain parts of North/South London then you won’t see much.

ashen glen
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its dangerous there

low dust
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😂

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Last few weeks been decent for real. Usually just grey clouds and rain 24/7

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Why most people here moody asf

tardy warren
wild rune
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@shut fossil meet me in the market

shut fossil
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just a 6hr drive

tardy warren
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i m actually curious to see if you will still have your phone after london trip

wild rune
low dust
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Covent Garden?

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What do tourist go to look at in London?

noble elk
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Wait who hyped up London????? I don't know anyone who doesn't think it's dog shit

low dust
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Illegally

silk hamlet
noble elk
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Ya when you set the bar that low even London looks good

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People aren't getting mowed down or abducted in the streets

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Damn 10/10 spot

wild rune
tardy warren
noble elk
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I've also never been and it's not on my list at all

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Everyone I know who's been there says it's mid at best

manic crystal
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Pretty nails u got there TMX, do you get french tips sometimes?

noble elk
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Some cool history otherwise worthless

low dust
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Why I am asking what do tourists want to come here for?

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Cause weather is shit

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I don’t get the appeal.

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Yet I see thousands of tourists everyday. And I doubt it’s a cheap holiday destination either?

warm swallow
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Big ben

wild rune
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Are you guys dumb af or what it’s like the giga center for theater arts museums etc

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How are you this clueless

low dust
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If that’s what you into yeah sure

wild rune
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It’s like 20x nicer and cleaner version of nyc

noble elk
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Royal museum is one of the few things I would be happy to see

low dust
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A lot of the museums are free so that’s cool. However if you wanna check out some of the other stuff they like charging a fair bit.

noble elk
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Crowded fucking living sewer

haughty galleon
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Food and Museums are the only good things about NYC.

zealous rune
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I do like Central Park. It’s a good way to spend a day

shut fossil
wild rune
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Just been drinking and going to the markets so far

shut fossil
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probs busy af this time of day but theres alot of culture and history there from the better days

wild rune
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And did an afternoon tea with my family for the kids

wild rune
shut fossil
wild rune
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Ya I fucking love the pub scene

shut fossil
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i forgot how crammed the streets are down there

wild rune
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Ya I fuck with the block party style shit it’s great

shut fossil
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my northern ass could never

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london proper is ncie tho i will admit

wild rune
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I wanna do a soccer game but idk the schedule gonna check it out tonight

quartz tundra
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eh, dont call it soccer over there

shut fossil
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call it soccer and a guy called barry whos built like a fridge will launch a ball at your head at mach shit

quartz tundra
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sorry wrong phrasing

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Oi, call it footy not soccer

wild rune
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Ima call it soccer and troll the shit out of em

shut fossil
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tm gonna flag for pvp with that move

haughty galleon
noble elk
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TM about to experience free healthcare for the first time

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Proud day

haughty galleon
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"free"

noble elk
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He doesn't pay taxes there so In this case yes free

midnight surge
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If you have the right employer here , to cover pay for the insurance side for a good ppo over your actual wage, it’s basically healthcare out of sight out of mind

junior arch
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We have free healthcare in US! It’s called Vicks!

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Broken arm? Vicks!
Cancer? Vicks!
It does it all!!

manic crystal
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Whats wrong with Vicks?

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shit helps me breathe.

tardy ice
sleek walrus
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Broke my foot , looks like im coming back to ashes for a month or 2. Rip having a job i guess

Anyone know a good area to level as a solo ranger?

silk hamlet
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@still patrol just rename this channel tims insta already

noble elk
livid burrow
prime panther
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p3 will be out by then so you won’t be too far behind

red turtle
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poor iguana

haughty galleon
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Need more content/posts like this that highlight PvP to bring more PvPer's into the game tbh. Lots of doom and gloom lately.

patent shard
haughty galleon
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If there is one thing Intrepid has gotten right so far is definitely combat.

patent shard
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the post got automatically filtered by reddit

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im gonna figure it out and repost it here

dusty dock
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@fathom geyser your at war log in

prime panther
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log on pls eu its ur prime time 😭

red totem
dusty dock
red totem
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I am chilling in bed

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Ain’t no way

paper loom
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had 1.5 months to declare a node war and do it now that we all quit

red totem
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Pristine timing

dusty dock
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loser mentality

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this is why EU got dog walked by NA all phase

paper loom
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low quality bait

dusty dock
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you lose the siege

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youve lost every large scale fight

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we paid our gold to give you a chance to win

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bro gos "we all quit"

red totem
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Vathon this probably would’ve worked if ppl cared about the game

dusty dock
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you should see the way these EU guys talk

red totem
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I’m EU but tbh didn’t experience most of it. Only leveled for the tournament

sacred orchid
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Game is dog = no playing

quaint fractal
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Crazy crazy cope

dusty dock
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we give you free fun PVP

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literally what weve all been our knees for all phase

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and you dodge

quaint fractal
sacred orchid
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Dodge what

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5am siege?

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Not really a dodge it called sleeping

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On a workday no less

quaint fractal
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EU had the first node and never sent a war. No typey

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Back to 8 man content for u

sacred orchid
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In a mode where its laggy as shit incredibly not worth it weirdchamp

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^

dusty dock
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these excuses are why you guys always lose btw

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maybe if you accepted that its just a massive skill issue then you would improve

sacred orchid
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Win a tourney first

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Dog

quaint fractal
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Vathon they can't lose if they aren't a guild

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Easy win

dusty dock
tight sail
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So help me god if this dev stream isnt gas tomorrow

dusty dock
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our 8 man is gonna take all the castles

quaint fractal
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I personally play alphas to sit in the tropics and tank people.

tight sail
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Im gonna be so sad

dusty dock
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conquer the seas on our galleon

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siege all the cities together

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because this is an 8 man game

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lol

sacred orchid
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Cool have fun

quaint fractal
red totem
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Imo 8v8 is the only fun aspect atm

tight sail
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This is their chance

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Bring everyone back for the last few weeks

quaint fractal
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I can not imagine the drawback to P3 if tomorrow sucks

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EU already dead so

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Pop gonna be low

tight sail
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Theyre so lucky theres only like 3 other games worth playing rn

dusty dock
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i mean eus active

hallow bridge
dusty dock
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we literally just saw 20 of them scrimming

quaint fractal
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I meant like eu server is coming back

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Isn't it

dusty dock
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instead of fighting the node war

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theyre just scared of losing

tight sail
sacred orchid
hallow bridge
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Roadmap zzz

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Roadmaps in MMOs are just fodder for discord andies to chat about all day

dusty dock
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EU would rather chat about roadmaps then play the fun parts of the game

tight sail
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Theyve got like 6 weeks till p3, pretty small window. Surely they can tell us for sure whats coming before then/at launch

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SURELY

red totem
hallow bridge
sacred orchid
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Calling siege fun, lmao

dusty dock
tight sail
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Ill take crumbs at this point

red totem
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Sad state of game

sacred orchid
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Sleeping sounds more fun

hallow bridge
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It pains me to see people who can't even hit level 25 dictate what they think should or shouldn't happen when balancing this game

sacred orchid
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Or even watch paint dry

hallow bridge
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So many content creators saying "this class needs buffs/nerfs" and they haven't even tested the new gearing system

quaint fractal
red totem
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I mean I hope they make large scale more fun

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But atm… meh

quaint fractal
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For shitty guilds ya large scale is brutal

red totem
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It’s just ptsd from p2

quaint fractal
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Lag is still bad

red totem
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We had a 60 vs 200

quaint fractal
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Coordination got better with pings at least

red totem
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And we had 35 sec ability delay

dusty dock
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how tf are u talking'

red totem
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Never cared again

sacred orchid
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It would be fun if they added a shit ton of trees so they could justify 2m render distance

quaint fractal
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I've never had long delay since like early p2

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Sounds like hardware problems

red totem
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Nope was server delay for all 300 of us

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Dev said he turned on logging

quaint fractal
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In 2.5?

red totem
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Nah 2

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It’s fixed now?

quaint fractal
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Yeah that's what I was saying that's gotten better

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Def not fixed

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But the permanent lag

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Where u just autoattack

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Hasn't been a thing for 6 months

sacred orchid
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It gotten better but its still bad

red totem
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Yeah but the node war after was just as bad

quaint fractal
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We didn't have a lot of large events in 2.5 tho...

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The ateelbloom war prob had 150-200 in it and that was def laggy

red totem
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Yea that one was rough

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Idk I just don’t see the point but I understand why you’d be fuming over it

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I get it

quaint fractal
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Game needs like 15 giga guilds for a healthy server

sacred orchid
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I did liked the 3min whirlwind tho

hallow bridge
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Firebrand relic had 100-150 people and felt good. Rendering issues were there but performance was decent.

sacred orchid
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If you dont count input delay sure

quaint fractal
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I think the game feels really good at 80-90 people

red totem
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Yeah it’s fine then

quaint fractal
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If they can get that to 200 we're gonna be cooking

hallow bridge
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We're getting Dynamic gridding at the end of June don't worry

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I'm cooked I logged into the game and logged right back out

quaint fractal
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Haven't logged in 20 days. Feel great doing a full ashes reset

sacred orchid
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Anyway u all are dogs bye bedtime

quaint fractal
sacred orchid
heady pawn
red totem
noble elk
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We sprung a war on you with no warning and you didn't show up

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Dodgers

prime panther
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they were online 😭

noble elk
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Is anyone in polar leadership literate enough to send a DM simply arranging a time and date to do things or is springing shit on people at inconvenient times then complaining the only move

prime panther
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they just left the node

junior arch
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Polar dodging otters?! Otters the new big guild on shol!?

noble elk
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Everyone dodges big bad otters

junior arch
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Tbf I don’t wanna get murdered in the otter bowl either

noble elk
proven cedar
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Why do I lose like 5-10fps every 'major' update

still patrol
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hmmm did you forget to fill your GPU with fps oil?

warm swallow
wild rune
warm swallow
proven cedar
modest inlet
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Does any1 know what version of FSR is in the game currently?

torpid hill
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i heard it's 3.1

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and apparently you can override it to 4 externally

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I have always had an Nvidia GPU tho so wouldn't know how exactly

noble elk
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the only thing that can be negotiated for seige is the day

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once servers are regional again that wont be an issue

noble elk
warm swallow
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Facts

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💯

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TM has dodged all PvP last week aswell

wild rune
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An ant trying to understand geometry. It’s just not possible.

noble elk
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Hey guys does Saturday 8pm est work for you? Thanks

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Damn

proven cedar
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Imagine trying to talk this shit and getting basic historical facts wrong

warm swallow
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Phoenix reckon theirs any validity to the conspiracy that polar organised their tournament same time as relic drop to avoid PvP

proven cedar
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He discovered SOUTH America, literally never saw a native American

noble elk
sick garnet
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Is Seahook working on JM Sickle?

warm swallow
noble elk
wild rune
proven cedar
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He literally never went further north than Venezuela

wild rune
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Stop typing

proven cedar
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Mans using google AI overview and thinking it's facts

wild rune
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That’s so embarrassing lmao imagine typing something being like “actually” and being totally wrong hahahahah

proven cedar
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Lmaooo

warm swallow
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HAHAHAHA

wild rune
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Holy fuck you’re such a loser hahahaha “actually” then wrong

proven cedar
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Those are Caribbean tribes

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Are you capable of rational thought

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Hello?

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Is this thing on

wild rune
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Dude you are a loser stop typing “actually”

warm swallow
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Hey lookup I think you dropped this 🇱

wild rune
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“Actually”

proven cedar
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Did you even read what you googled

proven cedar
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Lmaoo

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Lucayan is a Caribbean tribe my guy

manic crystal
warm swallow
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Srixun care to weigh in

untold canopy
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Its pretty common knowledge it was in Salvador where he landed.

dawn dagger
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Leif Erickson name dropped, hinga dinga durgen time

untold canopy
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Leif was the first

manic crystal
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TMX is bored i guess

untold canopy
#

Another reason #2389467 college is a waste

warm swallow
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The Indians were probably first

untold canopy
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NO WAY

proven cedar
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Dude read half a sentence of an AI overview and tried to chalk up a Win like it was Ashes PVP

manic crystal
untold canopy
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Yeah

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Its pre highschool

manic crystal
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hmm

untold canopy
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^

wild rune
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Yooo if you a virgin type

warm swallow
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Guys please fucking stop ganging up, you are going to ruin his holiday

proven cedar
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Every tribe your AI liniked are Caribbean tribes lmaooo

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NA education actually lacking

untold canopy
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It is. NA public schools are trash

manic crystal
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it doesnt say why NA celebrates columbus day

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weird

proven cedar
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How do we get taught more accurate American History than you

warm swallow
#

Damn red lining... What's everyones thought on this

untold canopy
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Its because of a common misconceptiont hat COlumbus discovered america

prime panther
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🤓

proven cedar
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The guy literally never went further north than Venezuela on his 4th voyage

dawn dagger
#

this was 4th grade learning for me

manic crystal
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We learning thigns today guys

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I like when we come together like this

proven cedar
#

Imagine using metaphors to belittle people about a video game and getting the metaphors wrong, then doubling down with reading 1 sentence of an AI overview and still being wrong

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Fuck it, chalk it up as a W anyway. POLR on top

manic crystal
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still weird tho

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why does NA celebrates Columbus day

warm swallow
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Hoes mad, launch another charcuterie board

manic crystal
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We dont celebrate Pedro Alvares Cabral day here.

proven cedar
manic crystal
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I guess

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I mean NA also celebrate st patrick's day

warm swallow
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Bam why block us if you still going to type back

manic crystal
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They also celebrate cinco de mayo

wild rune
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Wait bro still talking about North America when i said native Americans hahahahahah