#alpha-two-shol-us
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Did you piss him off?
If I pissed him off would be a reason, that contradict what I said above
maybe you shouldnt join 100 person comms
idk
or have your volume low?
user error imo
Yeah it might be just a shitty coincidence, but the fact that you have a medical condition doesn't help. I'd just play with my sound super low if I got ringing in my ears while playing games.
He literally distorted his output that's how bad it was lol
As do a lot of people when they get into 100 man comms. I've been in comms with you and nova, same shit happens sometimes.
That shouldn't go to his character description.
You literally yelled and went on a rant pre-siege bc I said tim was muted/deafen
We don't have convos?

and he's not screaming.
Genuinely, coming from alpha to aura, he's been chill af.
Loudest he gets in pvp when shot calling targets lmao.
Aura poached alpha rogues?
Am taking like first raid in phase 2
:)
Tbf, we reached out to people and got cold shouldered. (Aura was still on the list to reach out to)
But still all good
Boo is strong, big pickup for aura
Orphan crippler and notepad only amnesty players that still log on
blud i havent logged in weeks keeping it 100
Srixun offer a 5080?
im just here for the shitposting
If they keep with these engines updates everyone will need a 5080
Ignore bam he will do anything for attention
Who's hating?
I want p1 amnesty back
Can't even say something casually and there's defensive behavior
Some of us are still scarred
better showing in p3™️
Nope, we just know they pvp and they got some good pvpers at that.
Hoping to get an unban from the amnesty discord before P3 inshallah
thats a tim/atheto/cheep problem im just a pvp monkey
Bing chilling
Imagine getting banned for trying to organise scrims with the only other good aus team, (also some light shit posting)
imagine
Hope everybody is trading pylons now
idk tell big j to hit me up when he wants p3 scrims
5v5 tourney postponed till p3 aswell since 2.5 has such abysmal player count rn
Wym abysmal player count
im hosting 5v5 tourney
wanted to do it post polar tourney
but had irl shit come up
and by the time it was sorted
2.5 player # is dead
Fuck thatd be wicked
I think just ppl that are playing dune are not playing
8v8 SHIT format NGL
Idk it's dropped off but not dead
3v3 and 5v5 is where its at
Aura format is really cool
16v16 or 40v40
like 8v8 is just scuffed rn with theclasses
especially if rogue is causing debuff issues
its always 2 ranger 2 bard 2 mage 2 cleric that just gutterstomps
ya and rogue can fuck off
:(*
Teams of 16 would be really interesting
3v3 melee is king
EHHHHHHHH
IDK
if its a GOATED melee
then yeah but thats true of any format below 16's
just make it a off meta comp only.
Wouldn't 15 make more sense?
but imo melee kinda fucking sucks rn
must include 1 fighter / 1 tank min
Not the melees I play with
double tank 1 fighter goes hard
Purple and anvil have some of the best players on melee
just in principle melee kinda ass
auto attack heavy game
movespeed slow on auto
movement super useful in pvp
roll bhop + 1 ranger disengage type shit and no fighter catches you
rogue is really the only melee i can support above a 3v3
fighter only works in giga bomb comps/outgearing people/small scale
the chaos that two tanks and another melee causes works imo.
16 would have to limit to something like max 5 supports
Will See how we do in aura tourny next weekend, we have rogue and fighter and tank
or make it specific in that case
till tank grapple isnt so fucked and cointoss class is a cc bot at best
Just need 1 of every class, anything else goes.
for our 5v5 im maxxing it at 2 supps
double classing allowed
if u wanna run double cleric or double bard
go hard son
but 2 max
no bard tho
But no mana
def want a rogue then, mana drain for days
5 rogues beat them all
it adds so much variance
Ye fair
8v8 kinda scuffed as u dont really have to choose
u just take 4 supps
and the dps is ur "choice"
Aura limits it to 3
kinda based ngl
Ye I thought it was good
double bard 1 cleric is gonna be perma tho tbh
Depends on the players a little
$5 paypal double bard 1 cleric wins the tourney
But I think double bard has higher ceiling too
only people still playing r the giga sweats so cant be expecting shitters to compete for lols
i wouldn't even say we're giga sweats, but i enjoy the game for what it is atm.
just dont die ^^
GUARDS OWN
I like no dupes until there’s 1 of each class 🤷♂️
Just allow only 1 dupe and see what people value most imo
but guards weren't killing you because you were exploiting remember?

Give me 1 day without Pesca complaining about ranger
pesca the day after hes buried
Well that can be a bummer spot to respan to
A Messiah has been born
He walks on water
He has the sky in the palm of his hand
Inshallah his works will bless all of Verra
@candid mauve has crashed out. He's now openly exploiting and threatening to take my guild away from me. If that wasn't bad enough, he now has my wifes love and respect and I am now a cuckhold
Unbelievable. Someone stop this man
anvil will perish at my hand
Game is kinda ass* fixed it
Really?
Thats like the worst comp
Nah its the gutterstomps
no frontlane, would get rolled by a shit melee comp 
We literally proved that wrong the entire phase lmao
Tf are you on
No skill required
Best comp is 8 bards, y’all jealous
Dump both the mages pick up rogue fighter tank in whatever order
Fighter insanely underrated
playing a Bucky class is the only cheat engine allowed in the game right now. Just ask the Chinese playerbase.
In 8s yes
Not gonna drop Jamal tho
The mage buff on a tank or ranger for volatile or chilled has alot of value and mage still has a place and can really punish clumps and bad positioning
mage is still the best AoE damage class
Mage and rogues working together can be real nice especially when the mages call incoming single target freezes gives alot of time to repos because you know a target is going to get damage no matter what
Comes down to players at the end of the day and how well they gel nothing beats coordination
Aslong as your supports aren't scuffed and you got the double bard you generally make any comp work well ofc theres massive differences between comps and the melee heavy or ranged heavy but if your players cannot coordinate as a melee heavy its gonna struggle
This weeks newspaper
No funny memes got sent to us this week

Cool go make them and submit them lol
hope it's not ass
for real?
well it did install the shitty webia in windows folder as quinfall did back in the days
Its very ass
shit
ah ok so its a hackers heaven then
it's that anticheat
from what I know
and the thing is you can not delete it by just deleting cuz it will fuck the system up
learned the hard way lol glad that I had a restore point recently
It's probably kernel level so ye
yea
Does the uninstaller from their actual website (https://wellbia.com/) not work? Under the FAQ.
They just opened up a new reseot outside of Ochii thats supposed to be baller too
I have tried it did not work for me
That is strange. 🤔
@sleek knot is this game worth a shot?
Some things never change - https://youtu.be/xsiIOqMPhQI?t=941
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lol i saw u earlier was wondering if that was you
Can I get some background on this? I find myself oddly compelled to keep watching. What are the details?
Its a video in part about our match fixer in chief
see TM outed by a Canadian
you're welcome

it's actually hilarious rewatching this now
I watched it a year ago when it came out but I didn't know these people
hilarious hearing people throw around crixs name now that I know who that is
Crix doomed our chances of having summit interested in ashes smh
AoC is not at a stage where big streamers should be interested in it, so that may be for the best
I watch summit the issue was post pugging church he got bunch of polar/enveus crowding his screen.
During our grind at HH crix got his people on alts training mobs 🤷♂️
Tried to play hero then had him fall asleep at church
Sadly he played MO2 more than he actually spent on ashes but he didnt say nothing about the game.
What guild is TM in again?
in wow? Polar.
You can see in the twitch chat comments someone saying polar trash tries to butt in
something like that
He was chillin with TEN 🤷♂️
We had some random cleric out of party healing alittle but nothing too much
You talking about summit?
summit is alright
I like how he and peon and guys like that are looking at ashes
interested from afar
just keeping an eye on it for when it's worth jumping on
still brings eyes to the project without putting all the issues on blast
Yeah

ya so while this video is funny it doesn't prove anything or change anything
still in the exact same spot
did TM do anything against the rules? no not really........ did he do something morally wrong? ya probably
in there TMX didnt do anything do
not in that ss no
morally wrong is a stretch for this bro
honestly never laughed so hard in my life
for how shit wow is. it def had some great moments
well ya this is an hour long vid with like 10 topics
I'd do what tinyviolin did. Fuck them twitch streamers THEY DONT PLAY FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.
the TM thing is only the focus for like a minute
tinyviolin calls out TM for riding his coattails
TM allegedly presented himself as the mastermind
- asmongolds interpretation
tiny is an american hero
thats american bro
51st state big as hell sheesh just looked up it up on google maps.
Wow asmongold being wrong, who could've guessed?
everyone thinks texas is big.... google how many texas fit in quebec

I wish that were true
I'm here to tell you unfortunately it's very real
Can fit two quebec's in Alaska 
Saskatchewan deez
Wait our 52nd state is fucking massive
alaska is like 5% bigger
Manitoba Yoma
Nunavut is the easy one for memes
its the one in the greenland pic above
bottom right
left sorry i'm dumb
ya i'm not going on reddit but again this video really changes nothing and you still arent actually guilty of anything
No I 100% told him how to wipe the raid.
ya sure but again morally wrong or at least questionable...... not worth all the shit people make of it though
But I didn’t care about the credit at all. I got him the interview with Asmon.
I didn’t pull the trigger just gave him the plans.
The new uzi skin is p2w tbf
Using the Uzi emote stops you from getting knocked back o.o WILD spaghetti code
Was a funny time tbh. Miss those WoW days
How is it not p2w
the time he made the assumption that league was p2w was like 4yrs ago.
I don't remember the youtuber's name but there is a guy who's videos are all about game breaking bugs in LoL. Shit I'd never find.
I know who you’re talking about 😂 the stuff he finds is crazy
eh go ragebait someone who cares.
If you count boosts maybe but that’s it 🤷♂️ old head hunter nidalee spear was invisible at max range though
idk what you talking about boosts
I think the last one I saw was when a Lee Sin hit lvl 18 at like 5 minutes into the game because he last hit crugs at the same time that an enemy player disconnected or something. It was pretty funny.
Paying for people to play on your account or duo for wins on Smurfs.
thats not the p2w entitles is.
I think that was just one random guy had it happen 😂
Wild
anyway
Like I said, if you were counting that or not 🤷♂️
People do be loving "ragebait" meta 
nah the argument in the video he said, xp boosts for the account, skins (champion and ward) were p2w.
just asmongold things
I wouldn't consider boosts pay to win. Most of those people end up demoting back to their original ranks anyways.
That or they don’t touch ranked for the rest of the season and decay to whatever 🤷♂️
A buddy of mine bought a masters account back in season 4 I think to play with me and like a week later his MMR was destroyed and he got demoted down to gold eventually.
really having argument of buying account or rank is a p2w thing?
in a game that is a moba and requires 10 people to partiicpate in a match
Idk who’s arguing 🤷♂️
I was just talking about technicalities. If you wanna count that then it would be.
Vandril
unofficial hc naxx clear aint it anyway
Steven chat pvp in general
He was respectfully telling people they are acoustic.
Looks like nothings has changed here , looking good lol
how are the questlines in AoC doing these days?
They ake them worth doing xp wise yet?

What’s your excuse ?
nothing at all 🤣
ggs to vice, cats, amnesty, hard - thanks for coming out boys fun fights
wow thank you for posting here in the shol chat
im glad we have this chat, so we dont have to put up with braindead chat from other realms
if your guild got bullied off the game you are not allowed to type here
im sorry yjovin, whoever you are :(

fattest barrier that I could get without using steel hoop earrings in the slot
how are all the Lyneth players years behind on MMO drama? Out of all the things you could bring up to make them look bad, that's not even top 2000, relax 😂
Wars are lame, its just mages/rangers vs others
it was 100% tm btw
this guy would not have been capable of wiping them without the convo they had
iirc tiny reached out to him because he kinda knew his plan was cooked
Any tldr of the drama
do the raid of 100 bards, those rangers and mages wont do shit
they wiped a raid of max levels in hardcore wow
all the big streamers covered it, it was 
*from the inside, they were part of the raid
again? 

Selling the knowledge to fly for 200g
sounds like an exploit 
Selling the knowledge to fly 180g
Turn on the orb any channel they hit the 2nd spire
Giving away the knowledge to fly you just have to download my totally legit app
And tell me the number on the card in your parents wallet and the three whacky numbers on the back
God's gift is not cheap
It takes almost 15 hours to drive from toronto to thunder bay and thats barely halfway through the province
Ontario is big as fuck
^ this. hate it.
I did ottawa to tbay in 17 hours

We've been over this though, the cheeto put 51st state on the line at battle of the nations, and lost
Y'all are the 4th territory now. Not worthy of being a province tbh.

Damn texas is smaller than i thought
It’s massive
lol France is roughly the same size as Texas—but you can comfortably stuff Switzerland in alongside it like an accessory.
nice cope
Did we win ?
Is it cope tho ? , I live in the best state on earth !
i hope it doesnt snow too much or it might put you guys into a crisis again
8th largest gdp with 3rd world infrastructure
Same way people get roasted if it gets over 90 degree there right ?

Yea right tell that to Elon
California is 4.1 trillion tho
Toronto has 40 degree weather in the summer so
The most southern place
Know why the best places on earth are warm and not cold ?
Is it tho, do you eat vegetables?
Yea I’m sure you guys are known for the great avocados
California beats Texas there too
You know what I meant don’t start getting technical
Which ones ?
the yummy ones
Is that Canadian IQ ?
Gotta love those American search engines , social apps, games , all of it right ?
holy cope
Bro are you ok ?
That Texas over Canada pic really struck a nerve or what ?
brother you literally pulled out a gdp chart cause your state is small
Small ?
youre the type of guy to drive a lifted truck cause your pp is tiny
its ok
we accept you
lol both of those are incorrect
That’s cope
Who is we ?
Texas is in fact better than the entirety of canada
your crime stats tell a different story
Explain
poutine > all.
I carry a pew pew , it’s ok
i mean, we can here too, you can apply for concealed carry. just -alot- harder to get.
It is pretty good , gravy on most things is goated lol
shrug
ok, that is cute as hell
unfathomable
That’s a reach
but sad that a kids backpack is ...bulletproof.
Things like that can happen anywhere , use that fancy American google search again
I’m sure it’s never happened in Canada huh
not even close to the rate it happens down there
Down where ? Texas ? Or the entire US compared to what other countries ?
texas probably has our entire country beat
I don’t
and thats if they dont trip the metal detectors at the door
the fact that even exists is telling enough
Yea meanwhile tell me why everyone is moving to Canada and not to the us ?
They don't like cheetos ig
idk why but this is funny as hell
I go to split tomorrow
its where they filmed game of thrones
Don’t d chase
They filmed GoT in Dubrovnik
yeah the outside of KL
if you get the time to do the tour in split its pretty neat, they take you through the palace
theres a couple fortresses too if youre into that
TM is on a quest going around the world in search of pvp content.
Yea that’s it
Scouring the world to scam people , cheat and match fix global pvp !
Ya hopefully when I get back the game will be fixed
Did you take the Hobbits to isengard yet
He took the rmt for sure !
Hopefully when the game gets back you’ll be fixed !

Steven talking in #alpha-two-general and ppl talk aliens with him instead of asking about systems or game direction… why the fuck are you all sleeping
I tried…
He aint gonna answer any of that in here man lol
Never was probably never will
Cause he'll get screencapped and people will ask him where x is 2 months later
Quick noob question. Will the characters be delete on launch ?
new player here, though i technically had key for phase 1....... how do yall find a group to hang with
Join a guild basically
Solo is tough this late
Didnt we know that info about vassaling tho
no
He was typing yesterday too but people were too busy still bitching about show cases 
vassaling was originally intended for p2
Yeah then it got pushed back, i guess the only new info is the fact theyre still stuck on T0 implementation
Which.....idk how the fuck that is
Since it WAS supposed to be here already
Anything that got pushed out of p2 i just automatically assumed will be in the p3 patch
Or some update before then
Really need ppl to stick together and ask HARD questions when we have the chance.
Yeah i get that, just seems futile most of the time in here
If everyone is asking hard question he can’t dodge them.
Rock? When?
what are the hard questions
they clearly just need a fuckton of time if the project is going to do well
"why are you moving slow" isn't a hard question imo it's just a dunk
hard question are the question they dont have an answer yet
maybe he means take a bluechew and ask questions.
I asked em about lawless/event based world Bosses and within 3 months of that were getting dynamic pvp events. Dunno if it was already in the pipeline obviously but development takes time and they're listening. Seems like a win to me
thats just asking questions while hard

No one is asking that it’s more like
- why do node wars still have a resource counter. Its bad gameplay no one is doing it
- movement has zero balance currently other than fixing bunny hoping how do plan to balance movement mounts ships caravans talents
- they are putting out a zone every 2-3 months that puts the game at a 2-3 yr release date if they wanna complete their total BEFORE putting finishing touches on each zone
- how do they plan on dealing with the map having so many holes and meshing issues. This is a massive problem across only 25% of the world
- what if dynamic gridding doesn’t work no one else has gotten this to work have they looked into other systems or is the game doa if they can’t get it to work
- guild leveling ???
- world boss loot ???
- professions???
- why is the scorpion boss in the game since phase 1 with no loot table still
- why does a novice mount have max speed???
I don’t know what that means do you ???
Bro is on “vaycay” and spending all this time in discord !
Does that mean it’s working with out issues? Wtf is a dev branch hahaha
A server that developers work on?
It means we won't see it on the live build until November 🫠
it being in a dev branch doesn’t mean it’s working. So I think it’s an important question to ask what if it doesn’t work. Does AoC have a different plan, bc no other company has gotten DG to work.
dynamic gridding functions on star citizen currently, it is possible
it took them years to fix combat from what it was in A1
if their systems eventually become decent it will require years of work
every question is "why slow"
i do think they should be open to hiring remote tho
that plays a lot into "why slow" when they are limiting their hiring pool to 1/10000th of what it could be
but they have an answer to that- it's just not one i like
Why slow isn’t the question.
Why is work getting done the incorrect way. Why is there a resource amount of 2000 resources to start a node wars god spike but only 800 kills for it to end. You also get 200 points for channeling the godspike after the you collected all the resources.
Whoever made that system has no clue what they are doing is the issue.
Same issue with Econ
Things are getting completed by people who are clueless and you can see that by the work they deliver.
Why are you afraid to say that it’s obvious the QA and the people pushing the balance are incompetent and clueless on the game.
If the balance was a dart board they aren’t hitting on the board with balance they are hitting the guy sleeping at the bar in the head with a a dart.
Literally different room type shit
They have server meshing not DG btw. Completely different things
As dogshit as the experience is sometimes, that's part of the alpha experience. There's a decent chance they're limit testing various possibilities to see how the playerbase reacts. There's also a decent chance, like with QA/balance people, that correct, they are clueless about the game balancing because they don't actively play and just go off of what people say, which the majority voice tends to be casuals.
You aren't gonna read this but this is just a fact of games sometimes, AoC probably won't feel "great" again until b1
Ashes has server meshing right now. Ie multiple servers connected into a grid. DG allows the grid to pull power from unused parts of the grid to spin up new smaller servers inside of a high use server on the grid breaking it down into smaller and smaller servers in that single space until performance meets quality.
From what I understand most systems in the alpha is a placeholder (node siege,node wars, guild skill trees, gathering, freeholds ect.) . Imo no use taking time to fix placeholder systems that will be replaced and take 2x longer to develop the game. I get it tho idk why I would "test" a broken system for 100s of hours that hasn't been touched in months and will be replaced in a few months.
Balance is just shifting a few numbers for most of these
because they're working on spinning up other shit and they've been slow to reiterate bad war systems they are clearly undercooked
no1 owns econ @ intrepid yet
not wrong they should hire more
Okay what isn’t placeholder at this point
My question why clueless about the game
Hire people that play MMOs and have real experience
Not phone game devs
Not crowfall devs
i agree with you
but the people who know the game are not people who are gonna live in san diego
I can be trusted :)
Honestly id say no system in the alpha is even 50% complete so depending on your definition of placeholder vs basic version of a system probably everything
they should hire you IMO
and DA as the econ guy
Get the star citizen money eh
Do you even play the game lol heard your guild fully collapsed unlucky bud.
damn are we trying the whole guild disband thing again
idk why u get triggered everytime I type
worked so well when aura was disbanding every second day and then added 50 people to their roster
This is insane to me. Idk any other game like this, you watch classic wow dev work and the game never really fell into this everything place holder world
I must say, hearing you talk about a guild colapsing is hilarious
while DA still hiding in your basement
Crazy I have to explain I’m talking about 2001-2004
balls too big, he jelly
People talking about DA'S treatment half expecting him to come back looking SCP-096
I’ve known da for less than a year and haven’t talked to him in months you on the other hand have some weird semi lover relationship with him
i mean we saw it happen in SOD same shit
remember the .5 sets?
best content in the game
completely invalidated by their own systems
game dev is hard
I agree lmao which is why I only log on to tame animals for the guild now. At this point ill just wait till p3 or summoner. People say its a alpha or your a tester when the only way to play ashes is at least 5+ hours in one session to make any progress.
Ya sure the overlapping systems were bad but they weren’t place holder just noob QA designing a game
how was Italy
agreed, and it's hard to find seasoned MMO people who have the same vision
cause a lot of that noob QA design was REALLY good
but it didn't work together big picture
Dope I’m in Croatia currently
ahhh shit now I'm jelly
u in dubvronik or however u spell it?
want to visit Croatia someday
Love when the community comes together on weekends.
Was there today going to split tomorrow it’s 12:30 at night here
do Albania next 10/10
u lack context tm and i were homies for years
Truly a wonderful thing to watch
he was excited for this vacation for like 9 months
What? You here, Liniker, TMX, lurkers n all. We all big AoC Community together on this weekend.
its great, summer in EU is the best if you know where to go
almost as good as Brazil but without the risk of getting robbed

The Balkans in general are beautiful
we just need DA to bring the good ol days back
Their multi century old blood feuds aside its really nice there
Bratislava is beautiful
you watching too much eurotrip man.
Wat

Hold on, you telling me you dont know about Eurotrip.
No who or what is that
Anything change in the last 2 weeks of the game
2004???
Wtf Miruku
I was like 5 or 4 then man
Ye I was 4 when this dropped
when i went to bosnia / crotia
its all that
"OUR BLOOD FEUD WILL LAST A THOUSAND YEARS"
na Eurotrip said never go there because it's a shit hole
Ye maybe I wanna go to Russia pretty badly next I think
Yep thats the Balkans
ive never heard of a single russian food and that worries me
like
i'd much sooner just go to a new part of italy
maybe i just want to live in italy tho
Stroganoff?
Look at our beautiful architecture and stunning views. But if you from the different faction of balkans I'll beat you with a brick
ok we have 1 now
I love it
I wouldn't dare travel to Russia right now via plane
Chicken Kiev?
Russians eat fish lots of fish
They have a good track record of shooting down civilian aircraft
You funny huh
Italy is based but you need to be Catholic or it won’t work
is there a channel or something that is for guild recruitment? im just starting out and idk where to look for a guild to join
ty
i'm more catholic than other religions
but idk how different italty catholicism is
"Roman Catholic". Kinda started it..
There’s 900 churches in Rome alone.
i know, when i visited we were in milan and northern italty with a priest from my catholic school
mostly visited churches, monasteries, museums
Pssst @quick notch ... CCP(eve online) is being Sold by pearl Abyss. Im sure you guys could poach some talent. 8)
Monster peek 👀
Dont worry @wild rune im not scared to ask hard questions
the real heavy hitters
i think we should only ask the very very nuance questions just to get on TM's nerves
You don’t gotta ask questions to do that, just call him a cheater and wait
ok dracodragon
!!
I need a trigger warning for this type of picture
stop it please 🙏
Dracothdragon just worried when he get hit with the !!!!!!! bard beam
Guess this bud ?
Sunflower?
I know nothing about plants but I’ve grown sunflowers years ago 
Ya I wanna go to Florence only place we didn’t really go
Uh oh not Florence
Come to Florence 
visit cali and go to Bakersfield and fresno
You never had russian salad?
Vodka?
Yes, I heard Naples tho is bad. One of our drivers was raging about Naples
Naples can get a bit hectic, but its beautiful and the food Is Amazing
The driver was giga raging about Naples talking shit on all the drivers says many gangs and the mob etc lmao
naple fine as long as you don't have to drive
ah Florance...l might go back there, just for the ice cream alone
also I love how this channel has more lively conversations about tourism and food than the actual game
its just a p3 waiting room at this point
Im also looking forward to that other half of P2 content
where is my 2 handed bonk stick?
@ClericEU - The Farm is done being built in Azmaran. What do you need to build the JM Lumberjacking tool bench?
Thats kind of how this discord goes, a large percentage of the people yapping don’t even play the game
Or understand it
Or its because this phase is dead and theres nothing worth talking about
Because theres been 0 meaningful updates since the phase started
Except the ones where they made the game more tedious without adding shit
Id rather Watch all tmx's holiday footage than kill another named
So true
Im booking a trip over there
Gf had her PTO approved so im going the week before p3 launch
Fuck man I’m kinda sad I’m going home in ten days
I honestly wanna stay and hit France and Germany
Yea it is sad , you should def stay there !
i'd be sad if I had to go to the US too 
General Patton circa 1944
Why , everyone else in the world is happy to come here
i don't want to be gunned down, i heard it's customary there

jokes aside, I'm just not interested in the US at all.
I find european / nordic / asian countries much more interesting 
Yet people literally risk thier lives to come here
Anybody have a screenshot of what is needed in Azmaran buy orders for JM Lumberjacking bench?
I mean we have people from every country, every walk of life here , we set the trends, we create the content , and people from other countries will do whatever it takes to come here !
good for them
Yea the “ I wouldn’t go there “ argument is instantly invalid because of this !
I never know if that mara guy is a top tier ragebaiter or mentally handicapped boomer
Probably both
Non of that , just proud to be an American
But I appreciate the rent money !
Stay til Auguest, not missing any ashes content
Americans/Europeans think US is scary
wait till you decide to visit South America 🤣
really visit, ppl go to those resorts and private places and say: oh its nice
@naive flax

Going to have to change your name to cleric Eu for the rest of the month
I think a lot of europeans feel "i wouldn't go there"
if you like cheese, I would highly recommend visiting Roquefort in France.
as someone already said, Florence... the ice cream... I had the world's greatest luck to have a "gelato festival" when i've visited
i never ate so much ice cream in my life 😄
my bad, actually wanted to tag @wild rune
I'm getting home in a couple hours. The last buy orders for the JM Lumberaxe is Zinc+Basalt, Date Palm+Basalt, and Slate+Cactus.
Its not super hard, its just the slate feels missing from the world.
Gelato festival Is my favourite time of the year
4th of July Independence Day is coming up ! Usually a good time to!
If you never shot Roman candles at your friends , I can’t speak to you anymore !
I think drinking problem or something like that
I fucking love cheese I will take this seriously
you go into a cave, take a tour of some stuff there, see cheese and the end...lots of roquefort cheese with some honey bread
if you are still in italy, i would also recommend ossobucco if you like meat
This guy knows whats up
Ossobuco Is Amazing
😄
it was very hard for me to eat anything except pasta in italy, i really forced myself to try some stuff. idk, i might have some brain damage, but I could eat pasta all day
Alaska has a weird shape.
Thanks, what shape is yours ?
That part of Brazil right ?
"We'll make the top completely flat, then just say f it for the rest" NC pride
It does have some swag to it ngl
If you want to chop down all the Braidwood in Verra, need to complete these Buy Orders in Azmaran:
as long as it's al dente you are good 
thoughts?
Happens to the best of us
You cant post this, pretty sure its against the rules/witch hunting 🙂
please stop witch hunting!!!
imagine saying that when someone posts a funny convo
@willow barn you are a master class I swear
Hi TM waiting for next holiday post!
Was in split Croatia today
Back to Italy tomorrow going to Venice
I don’t like heights… the bell tower climb was not enjoyable
yooo nice
I resisted making a Quasimodo climbing his bell tower joke. I'm proud of myself
Yes
Shol 100% ded
Bro leaves the trailer park for a few days and finds himself through a pasta bowl and panini !
Like this ?
Rather eat ass than vegemite or marmite.
Same shit with Thailand, Americans go to a Thai resort in Phuket and go home and say “OH ITS SO SAFE PEOPLE ARE SO NICE, I WENT TO RURAL THAILAND AND ITS SO SAFE”
Only time they’ve left the resort was with a “hotel guide tour” lmao.
Good call visiting Venice before It sinks Forever
On a 3 hour bus ride from Ravenna to Venice now
Report it and its finished. No reason to public shame people
Trust me we know what south america is like
Its the naive dumbasses who think its sunshine and rainbows
I wont even go to mexico cause the resorts aint even safe lmao
I say pretty confident that "we" dont.
Im really happy we get to be tmx travel diary
I'm getting excited for that live stream but it's probably best I temper my expectations.
Always temper expectations I just want to hear confirm Aug 4th and what we are receiving at the start of p3. I want actionable goals set.
I don't care about fluff 3-6months out that gets pushed back.
Yeah I always temper as well but Stevens "leaks" throughout the weekend got me a little hyped. But yeah I mostly want confirmation for August 4th.
Just bespoke guys.
bla
What artifacts currently exist in game?
The one artefact when you stop playing this phase because you realise its piss
This is all that is left for the Journeyman Axes in Azmaran!
That is 750 bricks which is Basalt+Zinc! or Basalt+Copper
@wild rune what's the status on the pasta today? 😄
go fix your website pls
@untold canopy fix your website
Sick man you got that private LAN setup and intranet in the Aura gaming mansion 
I dont think anyone asked... but ok
i asked phoenix
Also lol'd hard at aura trying to copy/pasta polar website and failing all the coding 🤣🤣looks like you forgot the directory guys... Can't say I'm surprised. Never seen a group of people so obsessed with another guild but this is quality content as always from srixun. Could spend a month away from this community and come back and he's still on about us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this shit is too good
why do ashes guilds have websites
Thats the real question man. I have no clue
Who the hell is using a guild website for some random ass alpha 2 game
Wait who are you?
oh thats god crafter of vera mav
Cant be. that person would have to play, but it fits, we've seen him pvp.
Spice lord mav to you
dune gooner first LT mav

Phoenix is the goat

Hes the Otter fr fr
Coulda sworn polar copied the eph discord monetization word for word, honestly impressed they rememered to swap out the names at least
pretty sure a polar member is the one that brought up polar today
Venice is 50/50 for me so far. It’s cool but sooooo fucking commercial and touristy some how more than even Rome
I had a bolognese lasagna the was insanely good and I’m also pretty drunk atm sooo things are good
@naive flax - How much of these Buy Orders in Azmaran do you need done to start JM Lumberjacking upgrade?
more fitting meme from what I saw so far catching up on the disc
We only need standard tools which is Basalt+Zinc or Basalt+Copper. The exact number we need is 333 standard tools . Which is 3330 Basalt and 1665 Metal ores
Remember that syndrome enveus named after themselves

I enjoyed it. Good roots. But they def need to change/add a lot. Copy paste a ton of buildings/PoI's. Game is pretty basic/easy too. I think it'll do fine if they make some changes tho
I mean, is it true that co copypasta'd a new world area? Or maybe they both originated from asset stores...
Pretty much.
Also we broke out of the barrier snd explored the world and it even more were basic NW templates. So, assuming they make correct changes, game should be fine.
Was still fun tho. Dropped 61 hours in it on pretty much 1 class. Could easily spend some time on the others. Weapon system was cool, but they need more into the crafting and stuff
I agree ^
We are finished with item for the JM axes at Azmaran. Thank you for helping everybody!
Great. TY Everyone!
Have no fear friends polar (on top) has liberated the oceans
No more boat rping allowed
CATS / HARD / TLORP / STOIC / POLAR Coalition* has liberated the seas
its ok man boats are only 50 gold
bro hasn't even logged in this phase he's only discord warrioring 8)
Sir I am level 25, I have surely played this phase
they dont trust bro with the boats 😭
You seem upset about that boat man, log out, regroup get that head clear... its only a game
@midnight surge help your friend out. Maybe take him on a SWTOR raid or somthing
im memeing u its 25g brotha
that's all
(I was being a wage slave so I missed it)
Is it discord pvp time again
I haven’t updated the game in 2 weeks
anything change recently for the better
No
Ashes is releasing next year and it's going to be the #1 mmo. da told me
Only room for 1 peak MMO. Battle of Titans with AOC and Dune next year 
Real and based
My little pony best mmo 2025
Can't wait for goy slop mmo #762 to release
Kindly see above
It’s ok man you’ll be back on your dead ass eu server in 6 weeks
Unless you wana stay 🥵
If siege timers were editable and it was 1 server id happily stay 

Would make more sense if we had more of the continent, each section have its own prime time
Just not gonna get EU bois up at 4am for a siege that shits itself 1/2 engage
different nodes have different siege times would be pretty neat
make certain groups fight over nodes for siege windows would be another layer for contention in mayorship
11pm EST is just a weird siege time
could easily be 9 or 10 EST without being a crazy problem for west coast
Sorry, Steven only agreed to unban us for 3 hours >.<
shols news network ppl reading this writing up a report
can we throw out the downtime now plz
since this phase is in maintenance mode anyway.
Glowies winning with these fire comments, ngl,
i know it don't cost you anything to leave these severs up margaret
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