#alpha-two-shol-us
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Yeah it's the nature of the game. It is what it is.
You beat me to it lol. One of my favorite gifs.
I mean, if you want same numbers, go play LoL.
Don't tell them that they will get angry.
OR join the PvP tourneys and don't back out because you don't like (scripted fights).
Get the chance to fight equal numbers and you don't.
If it’s in the open world, it’s gonna be you vs unlimited people. Thats the point of big world and not many fast travel options.
Yeah I'm assuming most people here have played open world games before. Idk why they still complain knowing exactly what they are coming into.
Hates on scrims and organized PvP, also counters with “numbers lol GG” everytime in tropics 
LMAO
I don't like Open world PvP. I like that it exists. But if I'm going to say I'm better than them, then meet me in the Coliseum and fight me in the arena xD
Get yo best squad
We fighting like the Outsiders you know?
Can’t pick your battles sometimes. Sometimes you’re gonna lose. Take the L. And if you win, don’t be a jerk. It’s one thing to talk smack, it’s another to just be a word I can’t say here.
I know what word you wanted to say
It's okay
Open world Caravan fights were crazy end of Phase 2.
You stopped talking to people outside your dark side friends. Shame.
Where Axiom, Genesis, New Aela Alliance, and Nova were all running like 70 vans from Az to Tropics and we would fight for literal hours.
tbh I always give people from KLC love, but I haven't got any love back outside Kre and the Degens. It was around the time I joined Polar.
wtf is KLC?
Jamie Kaos's guild
Oh. I get it. I’m a no one.
Kaos and Lace Cartel
whats ligma? 
Oh no, not falling for this one
You just said "new phone who dis" to me D:
Hey where's my earring 👀
i still have one extra in my bags, come and find me 
Sounds like a good time.
Never heard or seen.
Tight you say?
Right now, there’s like 3-5 of us active since the live stream.
Kentucky Laced Chicken
Been here since I joined the discord, never heard of seen no KLC or whos jamie.
🤷♂️
Very angry, hairy streamer
tbf there's like no one active in Phase 2.5, but there was little activity end of Phase 2 in KLC and that's why I joined Polar.
seems there skirmishes around just no activity in discord.
Phase 2 was such a dream compared to 2.5.
Yeah I've been kicking people off materials as a rogue and getting them to PvP me xD
yea i will agree, phase2 looked better than this stress that is 2.5
This is one of my favorite interactions so far still... Just "Oh I know there's a lot of basalt everywhere, but since you started hitting THAT basalt in particular... I want that one now."
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Also great example of a Tank having "Benefit friendly abilities on combatants" giving me a free temp HP shield.
unsportsmanlike conduct at worst
Ya probably a few mutts do like to talk shit
Thanks for being our spy for 8 months ❤️
Lmao. The denying other guilds content thing never really works out. Just limits your own guild of content. Terrible Strat same with too many alliances.
The average ashes player wants to attack a city, gear his toon, craft some cool shit, and have some spontaneous adventures. If guilds can provide that they probably will never have a player quit their guild.
Fucking lol
that name is crazy
plane hit so hard that sent Crix back to WoW.
Who is left in delerium
Are you guys doing your aus guild now update me on the happenings
Spy questions
get that albion shit out of here
Just a conversation
Sometimes I just want an unbiased opinion ya know?
Will you get punished if you speak truthfully?
crix was leaving back to wow for frontier shit anyway. All the drama is a good excuse to ditch ashes tbf
any1 know biliuz's @ in discord
No sir....
good excuse
No but I don't want to jinx it until it's locked in
I lost like 25 people because of the phase 3 delay
you dont wanna jinx so hard that the discord is full locked huh
Oh so you are doing your own guild thing now that’s kinda what I was told anyway
why no clerics in party 2?
Overlord was gonna eventually implode regardless lol
Too much ego for too little skill
some fighters, nice tho.
We gave Draco shit a few times and he just showcased why it was doomed
hey I'd rather see him succeed anyways, bro just needs to temper expectations better
most AoC only guilds have come and gone already because they don't play anything else together and end up drifting apart or just get smacked around when it comes to the alphas (which don't have many competitive guilds anyways), and then fall apart under the slightest bit of pressure

Some apparent super tryhard hardcore guild that had like 250+ people in alpha testing
Based fight for polar not having any clerics and less ppl pretty pog
We had bout equal numbers. We also wiped em twice before this and like 80% of our group was made up of new people who don't really PvP 
I was there for like 3 engagements before everyone left.
Ya I was gonna say I don’t recognize half those names but that’s good new ppl getting in some fights
Vhalken kept jumping on me and doing half my HP in one hit.
Bater and I were 1v1ing on my van and all of Purple flagged up and disrespected the duel 
Just fighter things huh
Just roll forehead fighters can’t do anything
Vhalken is nice with it, all the fighters really doing the most disgusting shit
Well to be fair I fell off hard in gear. I'm well geared based on standards from nearly 4 weeks ago.
Vhalken is a noob mentally broke multiple times in my leveling grp and lied about getting glad in wow and @cobalt yew called him out and he never logged in cleric again
I too rage bait purple.
Lol, who hasn't broken down in a levelling group before
Can't speak on other games but he makes cool clips
I don't think any reasonable person actually hates Polar
There's just extremely annoying elements of the guild
Vhalken is funny but giga noob
Wait I just noticed Tybo is Bard now. He was pretty fucking tanky.
Mit is the meta, Ras xD
One man's noob, another man's treasure 😄
I’ve broken a few groups but never been broken myself 
Brah half of purple hates us at least from what I’m told so could be wrong
You can be naked against a mage and it wouldn't matter. Still do the same damage.
My statics perma banned from going anywhere near Carphin for p3 
I think M-Pen is more accessible, but idk I don't play a caster.
Yeah that's a given, but finding elements of Polar annoying and finding their success annoying are two different things
Meh not as OP as it was last phase.
I think the only real critique from polar this phase is the mass Cara logging but intrepid fixed it so who cares anymore, show up to PvP = respect
As a physical it's hard to get 30% physical pen without giving up on stats elsewhere and it's easy to get 35-40% mitigation.
I lost my first caravan since P1 yesterday. I afked, came back and there were 4 caravels surrounding my dead body.
Kaiser makes use of mayor mount 100x better than anyone else
That light house shit was cool
tbh I haven't seen mayors use their mounts for combat outside of Polar.
Ah it’s easy you get the gloves from lighthouse
I was running 40% pen in the tournament
Lot of mayors are clerics or bards which unironically are prob the 2 worst choices I feel
Run the pen rings
Spent 4 hours griefing a 20 man holiday group with 6 people. They had srixun scouting for them.
Fighting purpanvil in tropics is literally the only highlight of this phase
woah - you living under a rock? check the receipts
If you guys would only log back in
read it and weep boys
No1 cares anymore sugma
I play rogue like a tank and do peel/engage. Think like Rakan from League of Legends. I'm not in there for the big deeps
That was yesterday's content
But having pen is nice
Getting fisted by @glad abyss in the jundark was mine.
Overlord and fed should merge they have the same vibes imo
you're a fucking spud if you're claiming server/world firsts for anything in an alpha
so his name checks out
bring back jundark 
What's a spud?
Someone ask bammiddle to unblock me so I can laugh react to his first ever good joke
Oh it's a potato
is chat going to get interesting? lots of typing
kartoffel.
Why are aussies blocking aussies
I don’t mind fed but they are causal PvPers they like PvP but they aren’t gonna giga sweat. I think overlord is the same. They should merge power in numbers
Cyber bullying involved
Didn't Polar and Nova Ordem also have "server firsts" for alpha phases in their recruitment posts too
fairly confident they did
Dude everyone is server first
wait till we can send in-game mail. you havent seen recruitment yet
I don't think Purple or Project Anvil are doing that but idk
I don't read recruitment that much
What looks better in a recruitment post:
"Server last Firebrand" or
"Server first Firebrand"
Fed left the alliance with us bc we just went super hard and I think it caused a lot of drama in their guild. Ally with us will make players quit your guild we run our guild like a Fortune 500 company. So good people think we’re hacking 
Unless realms become seasonal, I don't think server first means anything in a game like Ashes. It's like "server lasts" are more impressive imo
neither because its an alpha

games without systems are cringe 😦
Fed is not worth talking about they are from lyneth
Only to the initiated. The new players don't know that lmao.
i think is fair guild promo tbh
That is true
Your guild exists bc dopamine did recruitment ads tho right ? With out you would of never had your numbers to start.
i mean if someone watches your youtube gameplay creed videos and decide to join its valid, no?
Purple exists because dopamine leadership wanted to ally the entire server.
??? you were the leading force behind that bro...
ras use to dm me every week talkin bout creating a treaty that will last forever
wait isnt purple an aussie guild
oh no 🤣
I was the propaganda officer. Not the "Lets not have content" officer.
I mean it's easy to get 30% pen, what I'm saying is to fulfill other DR requirements that feel better than getting pen. You can get pen off fists, rings, and weapons, that's about it.
they ally with Anvil.
Na world PvP guild
what does that even mean
/ merc for hire guild in the future?
was it helius? i dont remember
Purple just likes to fight essentially
@wild rune https://medal.tv/games/dune-awakening/clips/kv6W6h9v7LnjvQaL0?invite=cr-MSxJMTUsMjk2MzkwMjQy time to come home from europe bro
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I love Helios.
well he's gone.
Helios left? sad
no more creed.
Looks sick
So if purple is a merc guild
Practice for your deployment to Iran later this year?
let intrepid cook. save ur mental. come back in august
Can I hire vhalken to follow me around all day in game? How much that gonna cost me @nimble pine
Someone rent a private server and get all the ashes fiends on it till a good patch comes out 
You know as a merc
@quaint fractal tell me the truth who in the guild is RP'ing as The Baron and why did you kiss Kaiser in the mouth RP'ing as Feyd Rautha?
dune server with all of this community would go incredibly hard LMAO
I wanna pay gold to hire vhalken as my body guard aka jester how much that gonna cost
I have like 300g
Private server lets you move the PvP boundaries
Basin PvP 
apparently not
edit: literally blood hoops, beetleplate helm, infernal fists, and glittering spall rings are the only things that give a marginal increase to penetration outside of weapons. Everything else ranges from like 20-400 rating.
lmao that'd be 10/10 content with everyone there
Idk I saw ppl from purple spamming that when you guys escorted aura a relic
hop on raid shadow legends.
Ndjr was spamming it and he’s a reliable source I feel like
wish relic buff extended to nacho island
idk why purple wouldnt want to be a merc guild? pretty sure they exist to just brutally pvp anyone anywhere. seems like a perfect fit
Ye it’s a busted relic
game doesnt have enough eco for that kind of stuff tbh, gold specially in this phase is meaningless.
only 50 epic glint of commodities for 5% hp
id hate for the other side to have a cleric.. man
even numbers? NAH not what pvp is about
all bout that tropics gang gang real shit
Leveling up a guild is so aids.
??? Hahaha you think it’s only 500 bright glint
Hahahahaha
depends on route - lvl 5 is like 44 mil
things will get adjusted guys #trust
az to halcy was 100k per 1.3 brights
yea 7 is 3x that
but 5 is first breakpoint for 5% hp
im gonna be sick
I mean polar is probably the only guild that actually leveled and it was hell
Took 5 days of the entire guild going all out
We are fully leveling the guild up next phase buckle up.
Sounds like cope from someone that doesn't want to get clipped in the tropics... Thoughts @warm swallow @nimble pine

i remember on day 3 i was like WE CAN DO THIS GUYS EASY.
day 4 was doomsday
Negative was truly living up to his name.
Surprised he didn't crash out and leave the guild tbh
I like all PvP, open world is my favourite tho. I can understand why someone wouldn't like it if their solution to losses was just add more numbers it robs you of dopamine
call in sick.
Not saying that's what mav does (I don't really know Mav or his ign)
Open world best pvp
if there was something to gain from open world pvp besides just contesting a spot. I can guarente all the people like me who are goal oriented would join in.
You play the most broken class in the game. Go play ranger and say you love open world PvP
These leveling node requirement stuff, ill always call sick, aint doing 500 comissions bruh.
but im not gonna go spend 1 hour driving out to the tropics to aimously search for people.
Ye well said
This. Give me something to fight for.
Ranger self loathing at an all time high
HE PLAYS A BARD IN A 1v1 spec with a giga gear build!!!
It’s like saying a rogue likes world PvP duhhhh
Zander finds me in the world I die in 4 seconds to a wand finisher
? tf does class matter to liking world pvp or not
I played a healer in ESO and I liked world pvp lol
let me collect 20 scalps in the jun-darks and turn them in for glint
ANYTHING.... to incentivize pvp beyond just raw "go fight eachother!"
It's even more op now
😈
I want to be able to go corrupt in the Open world and play "YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO SURVIVE" before my corruption wears off and having the server chase my ass.
I hope Bard and Rogue abusers stub their toe on the corner of a table.
I just want a reason to pvp. thats all
If I was on mage I think I'd prefer open world still too tho
Fuck you, Ras.
I can get behind this though
defeating someone in a video game for no purpose doesn't do it for me. sorry
Ya I mean you play the most op class in the world it’s impossible for you to lose any 1v1 and you can run from any unfavorable fights. You have insane movement speed self healing and insane dmg.
I mean I understand this and still play the class I sit for GvG
In theory you would also world pvp for people's mats but there's no real reason to craft iirc
Since everything is so high cost
Also.. there's not enough mats in the world
They also dont have any rare specific gatherables in the game yet.. only spawning in 1 cave or something ect... beyond rare mobs
No one you kill is actually carrying mats
Just wait until you can't CC people to contest nodes anymore. Even less incentive.
I want this class to be nerfed to the ground aswell, I am aware it's turbo broken. We should be grateful most bards would rather build tank than play the game
They only balance around GvG and bard is good but not S tier in GvG so they won’t touch it
I hope that is not true
I mean look how fucked mage is they literally only look at GvG I think
but I've beaten @warm swallow 1v1 with my ranger plenty of times
Poopsca
Pretty sure they said they will not balance around 1v1's or small scale way back in P1 or very early P2.
Thats gonna be so bad man
It's Pesca
I really Hope they change their mind
Tbf ranger is insane this phase
I hope they change their mind on only Ocean being lawless. Need to have 1 biome thats permanently lawless for some lore reason or some shit.
Buff mage nerf music man
Buff everything
Yeah for sure
am unsure about only balancing towards gvg, you losing a lot of community.
Insanely one dimensional super easy to shut down glass cannon type shit
thats the only thing they can do LOL
I think Nodes should just have a way to create lawless zones between their vassals or something without needing to completely destroy the economy by waging a node war lol
ranger is hit and sit.
Ranger cast snipe… bard silence ok gg
Like Node Vassal 1 vs. Node Vassal 2 contesting over a region
overlord got the server firsts on lyneth
so it doesnt matter lol
world first tumok/firebrand
Ranger aoe and root carries it in GvG but any decent team insta dispels root Soo way less impactful
The only class I would say you need 2 of in every 8v8 tbh besides supports honestly
Their battleground system is supposed to flip certain areas to be purple but idk how that works exactly. But it's definitely not biome wide. As far as nodes go maybe the Military nodes will be able to do that idk.
Ranger thoroughly outclasses mage atm
Hard agree
ye
Yeah just anything that I can be like "I'm a Winstead citizen and I'm gonna fight Miraleth over Oakenbane"
took 2 phases for that still has less utility tho.
Ranger Is being hard carried by Vine field tbh
no ranger player wants to sit there channeling skills for 15 seconds bro.
Root out utilities everything in the mage kit tbh
Ranger is the weakest link on the 8v8 you can run one for root replace the other with a fighter and run rogue tank.
U can def feel that Is not a bucky class
give mages root give ranger the shield + blink you will see whos happier lol
With high mit and hp in 8v8 mele kinda insane
Bucky Summoner will end up being full tank Summoner + one shotting people.
mages have blizzard 😄
I think Ranger power should be boosted, mobility should be boosted (like giving faster movespeed when autoing), and minimize ranger root a bit.
Like rangers should be able to kite
they can't.
No one can proper kite in this game bc the movement is so janky and fucked up
smaller cast time
bards can kite
🤣
It's not real kiting
You play wow you can kite as a hunter this game ppl are teleporting around they can blink 4x or bounce roll and all this weird shit
It's not skilled
They need to balance movement in this game badly
When they "fixed" the water jumping people lost their minds lol
Ya idk intrepid trolling they need to fix movement and give ppl movement abilities in their talent trees
It was move in the right direction imo, just not done well enough. More jank than ideal
Balance this shit man
They have no fucking clue how to balance movement and it’s the biggest issue imo with combat
anyway this was fun guys, great discussion.
I didn't like the bad transition from a movement ability -> hitting a brick wall for as second -> then move again. If they can make that transition smoother it will be good.
How tf can you balance a game when someone can triple jump on top of your head
This is all I do on Rogue dash.
Like "Oh, this feels g---brick wall."
Ya ppl sperged out for the wrong reasons
I'm for removing the bunny hops but I didn't the janky transition after using a movement ability.
There’s better ways to fix movement then what they did
I mean if you just limit the momentum, but still make it possible, I like it
Yeah that fix wasnt It
It was not a good change imo but I agree they need to fix some of the movement
Yeah I just don't like that feeling. I blink then can't really move for a second then I can move again. I rather it be a smooth transition.
But dodge roll/jumping and basically being in the same spot just doesn't feel fun. Idk people just like movement abilities/skills in modern gaming. Being able to dash feels good.
Bro this name LMAO
In classic wow the first thing you do in the game is buy an epic mount. In any mmo movement speed is the most op stat. Intrepid for some reason doesn’t understand that and they fuck up moment everywhere in the game
I think the only class that deserves to really cry rn is mage. They are absolute dogshit rn
They’re not tho they are s tier in GvG
I truly do not believe they are even that good in gvg tbh when you could just play ranger
I'm also for dodge roll/dash i-frames to be CD based for a timing window in PvP
Mage S- and Ranger S tier in GvG but small scale they are kinda dog shit.
More tanky than a ranger with better engage.
Definitely feels like i get ran over before half my rotation is over lol
Also chain lighting is very strong poke
5 chains hit a clump it’s dead insta
U def want some mages in large scale
Yeah I guess? They just get outclassed in so many other ways and scattershot is just better chain lightning so
Nah it’s way weaker same with rains
Gonna go back to playing the REAL best small scale class Fighter
Only because aftershock doesnt work 
Chain Lightning was def good poke last phase. This phase is highly dependent on your Bards.
Double scattershot is hitting every target
Have you seen that one clip of peace?
Nah link
One sec lemme find
If you are hitting noobs with zero gear it’s hard to actually get real data
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yeah he was hitting noobs with zero gear
Kinda teed him up for that one lol
his scatters hit for 500crits, rain of deaths 1k max on non player target and 800avg on player targets, he didnt charge the scatter btw ( rightfully so )
It works like 10% of the time. And only when I don't crit.
He’s hitting cannons and the ship
Yeah its so fucked and also fuse never worked since p1 
Ya it looks sick when you aoe a ship as a ranger but its all fluff
Hm
But you do fuck those cannons up nice
@glad abyss Where is your giga 2k chain lightning clip.
Lighting ball on a ship Is peak mage dopamine
Ya ball goes crazy on the ship
Mages are not doing aoe like that from a safe distance
As nice as that looked, It was probably a rogue bug
Hitting all those targets
the only class i havent leveled/played so far is bard/rogue/cleric
Rogue bug + enemy conflict = one shot your own team 😎
Truly a bucky class
Did the bug happen in the tourney? Any Rogues get themselves or their team killed? 💀
Both eu teams had to bench their rogue
Yeah It was fucked
What were the numbers like? Any Bard 8k autos 
I mean not much we could have done It happened twice in a row
Ya it was cancer
I think we had a 3k discordance
Rox deleted their whole team
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Some real Bucky shit (post ttk changes)
Oh true he hit a Crazy maddening dance 
2.5k tic
https://youtu.be/nuN8ks5Tgcc?si=YzefIblIopeNl0I3 look at 17:35
Big shout out to:
Polar for Hosting the $1000 price pool Tournament!!!
Casters:
https://www.twitch.tv/llewdlloyd (vod for the tournament is up)
https://www.twitch.tv/dustywhy (vod for the tournament is up)
https://www.twitch.tv/flankerUA
final bracket:
https://challonge.com//POLAR8v8_3
And a big thanks to my guild - Cartel - for trusting a ...
I'm at mobile can't get the timestamp in the link yo
Damn
What node has the most progressed crafting stations?
2k tics 😂
What a gamer
Can't wait for the Summoner bug that teleports your own team to narnia in the middle of a fight.
I really really hope there are jank collisions on some summons, i want to see them go 
when we get summoner on live in oct 2025
I ask him every other week when we going to get together and be best friends
Soggy doesn't mean that
Soggy needs me just as much as I need him
lel
Cruelty and I are one.
If I died. He lost half of himself
I didnt even know he was playing. He should be with us
Soggy is the homie
Just get Swift to play Ranger again 
I want to see more clips of him missing every single AoE ability on a rooted clump that was peak.
didnt you switch to mage
or was that someone else
so did you switch or not lol
Crazy way to miss your scatter shot after Supreme Grand Master Ras hit a 10 man root. Im dissapointed in hardcore PvP Purple warrior Swift.
dang didnt answer my question
also "your" im not swift
are you still playing ranger or not ras lol
Just leave it on 😦
@dusty dock
grats
sell it and spend the gold on a siege?
that's the plan
i might have to sell my heroic mace for a siege
thank you 🙏
we need an ashes equivalent of the dune buggy
should be a 8 capacity caravan that is speedy as hell
That'd be sick
I can't wait for more ways to encourage 8 man stuff
Zerging up on people because you're trash should be kept to world bosses
Keep it to 3+ driver and make it a mount
An elephant or somethin
just allow people to hop onto a caravan for a ride like they do on rafts and caravels
i wanna see different types of ships
Dolphin jet skis?
Remove railings on ships, I want to watch people falling off when they turn lol
It'd be so funny
Okay the coast is insane
the roman coast?
We have a private driver I couldn’t imagine driving here this place is insane
Make sure to eat a lot of fish
@glad abyss this place is insanity
Meh
I can't force myself to play because there is nothing to do and you are here getting excited for something
I've been out here for 5 years getting excited about shit
Couple extra months here and there isn't going to shake me

not a fan of group stuff tbh
enjoy that bufala mozzarella man

hop in battle arena 1 lads
It’s bdo?
Highly recommend renting a boat for a weekend if youre in Portofino
You can find some really nice options for 900-1200 a day if youre looking for the full experience
Can request a chef as well
Nahh we’re doing a cruise I’ll be in Sicily tomorrow, although the coast has been insane 100% coming back
Oh nice, i usually hate cruises cause they attract some ghetto ass people but its a good way to see a bunch of different places
make sure to eat this
Lmao are you thinking of carnival cruise xD. The cruise I’m on is only 1000ish ppl giga low key. Mostly old EUs traveling
Yeah basically any of the big ones lmao carnival especially is bad
Yours sounds lit tho
1k people aint too bad
Man i should plan a trip
We were in the dolomites last year
Might go again
Gotta be before p3 tho
Yes I will get
@wild rune even an avarage place to eat in italy beats any other high quality restaurant italian cuisine is just goated
I dont think tourist trap places beat the avg italian restaurant in other places tbh
i mean always avoide turist traps with garbage frozen food
its insanely good

Low key same. Would have been good. I'll do heavy metal cruise at least once in my life xD
Lorna Shore needs to do a Cruise Boat Tour?
Yes. 1000% yes.

Oh fuck ya
10,000 tons of metal
Cruise is nice bc you can gamble while traveling
Gamble that scam money away !
I fleeced a poker tournament once on a cruise. Old people hate money. 3200$ ain't bad for poker on the high seas.

When I think “ poker on the high seas “ I’m thinking sounds kinda kinky 😜
I would sell my unborn child for that.
man of taste I see.
Dedge server 
Show me food pics that looks nuts, how expensive is a trip there
Facts, people say French cuisine is best but I respectfully disagree.
They say that because the French were the first to be so strict and precise with their cooking techniques and training
Another reason people argue Italian cuisine is right behind French because they’re so anal about how they do stuff and eat/drink their meals
When I was in University in America, I joked with a friend with spaghetti where I started poking him with the strands and it breaks. The Italian guy nearly had a heart attack, they really actually care, it’s not a meme lol
I always thought it was just a bit
Oh no it’s serious for sure
I’ve seen a clip of a lady jokingly asking or a cappuccino with her pasta and the server tried to hint how outrageous it was. He ended up taking so long she finished her pasta before he brought it out 😂
My anxiety spikes whenever I go to Europe and go to a restaurant
Too many rules
Too many variation of rules
Yeah they’re snobby for sure
That’s why I like Asian cuisine so much more.
A lot more technical with a wider spread of flavors.
I spent a few years in England (Kent) and I lived within walking distance of the Eurostar and went to France almost monthly.
I’m lucky I had friends with me otherwise I’m quite sure I’d been skewered by baguettes and left to die in the streets by now
I bet authentic croissants for breakfast hit diffy
Is it bad if I say I never touched their croissants. I had cereal and eggs for breakfast in the hotel lmao
Oh no… that’s tragic 😭
That’s their main staple for breakfast
Honestly I just thought it’s a fancy bagel
Lmao
They use it more like a breakfast bread in a variety of ways
Sweet, savory, buttery, the choices are many for sure

I think they dip it in their coffees too 🤔 idk I’ve never tried it
The most fancy thing I ever had in France was veal? Venison? Deer? Something like that.
But their bakeries are genuinely amazing, granted this was like 2012(? I forgot), so who knows what’s changed by now
It’s been a while so my memory is hazy
Venison? That’s a southern delicacy here in the US 🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Nothing hits like some good spicy deer jerky!
Haha, my experience in the US is skewed as fuck. I spent a few years in South Dakota and my favourite dish was Green bean Casserole, I’m probably bias due to my roommate’s cooking tho lmao
I need to go to Texas and experience the barbecues y’all are so proud of
You’d probably like a lot of southern stuff but it’s also heavy to the extreme on favors
Eh Texas isn’t the south we don’t claim them

But I’d recommend for the food 👍
I have no idea lmao, I have enough trouble explaining to my friends and family how South Dakota is not part of the “south”
“But… south is in the name…?”
Yes but it’s uh, not in the south.
Well we have something we call the Bible Belt and that kinda starts the south
We stop at Florida and Texas cause they’re weirdos
Green bean casserole is wild favorite lol
For those that aren't yanks, this is uh... closer to how we refer to "directions" in the states. (Also why is it tilted and weird? Because the civil war and the louisiana purchase and some other wackass history)
For some, the midwest line crawls over a few states westerly.
South will never truely claim Florida/texas!
Ohio ain’t MW, Oklahoma is. North Texas is MW and rest of Texas is south 
You’ll change your mind if you ever ate my roommate’s green bean casserole.
That man’s got real talent
Y’all need to learn what North is
Idk probably a few k euro it’s not expensive similar prices to USA tho I wouldn’t say cheap
That's pretty cheap for what you're getting
That food looks so good, how much is it? I wanna go to Thailand it's so cheap and you get such a large variety of the best food
That spot is like pretty well known bc of the view it’s 50 euro per person but it’s all you can drink and eat.
But normally meals are no more than 12ish euro
It do be lookin fire fr
I feel like im there with u
Dang that does look good. If you find a place for burrata, that'd be dope.
@glad abyss
That looks so mid
delusional
Sorry would an Albanian village be better for your pallet?
wrong country
I think Daven is canadian
no lol
looks like one tho.
Daven acting like he wouldn't steam roll the village given the chance
Or whatever of his Balkan neighbours he has an issue with that day
for this i would
that looks dry as hell
its pretty juicy the ones i ate anyways
kosovo je srbija 
never had any issues with anyone tbh
but i also live in germany
You cannot escape your fate
I had demos Greek gyro yesterday , shits fire
Demo’s has kept their guests delighted for over three decades by continuing to care about authentic Greek food, genuine hospitality, and an inviting atmosphere.
lmao but this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJzntzEGls
Is this the how much for kebab in your garbage country
did your msg got nuked 
No but I assume it will and I need to be a good boy on here
da fuq is that sentence
Yes that is the how much 😄
Was $13 for the lunch special, drink potatoes gyro and salad for $13
I deleted incase they nuke me for it
Don't expect the na mods to understand EU especially Balkan shenanigans
Yea like that
they have EU mods
no before that
Understand what, and why would they , it’s an NA server for an NA game , everyone needs to adapt to that
Doubt they understand Balkan shenanigans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp9hwjdPKvc
this one is also a banger
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Serbian Folk Song - ...
Idfk
I hear that fucking song 
hold up
bis video
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If the original uploader comes...
this video is giga goated
i got couple friends from the balkans
Ngl the Bosnian artillery song goes hard af

Basically EUs florida but better
With much better lore
thats a stretch
Tell me im wrong
telling you that shit is on a different level
It really is
That guy is the fucking GOAT 
thats my birthday
baseball bat and machete in a wheelchair over a hedgehog
its a nice little party game
may need to add birthday + florida man (no year)
August bois 
Floridians are different breed of humans.
The kinda shit sims characters be up to
Floridian Man makes Texas scared.
That's what Canada is for 
Having pulled pork from bill millers today
It why the US will never fall the moment you get to Florida its basically chaos


have you been to the boonies in Texas? theyre pretty methy
I've been to the United States once ever and that was once too many times...... My mom goes to fort Worth once every month or 2 though for work
Beaumont yea , everything from lake Livingston and up is absolutely gorgeous
Some fine women in east Texas with southern accents !
dry af meat thats why you need sauce
that picture
google pljeskavica theres bunch of more
usually just thin bread and onions is enough
Srixun is a fine woman in east texas
bunch of variations
He’s not really in east Texas , more northeast metro !
hell be in east texas when im done with him 😉
Someone say Texas?
I’m going to name my new fighter Florida man and just fight Crocodiles in the desert 24/7
@midnight surge us three gotta get together for some drinks lol
We doign speakeasy or normie spot?
Hummmm I don’t care, just have to remember I am used to dive biker bars
this makes sense for you.
Your not wrong
I like my boujie drink spots
Well that makes sense for you lol
gimme my pew pews, my truck, and some high class whiskey in a speakeasy and im down to clown.
Lets do it
I’m down to clown just with some whiskey haha 🤣
lol a speakeasy
First off, Fellow Eve Player...
Cant tell me she aint purty
It is. On purpose. Check VINs before you buy
The rims do look good tho
I love a good volkswagen
Damn if only i knew how to use a grill I could probably have car pick v.v
Just turn the stove on bro, one of those knobs does something
Sounds like you make good financial decisions 
It’s gonna start derping out soon at 200k miles
Need to get some engine work on it or trade it in on an upgrade depending on how much more I can snag from one of these spiffy hotels
Ill show you something youll shit at. one sec
@lime basin
My coworker snagged a nice little 36/hr position but most of his $$ comes from his rental property
It’s nice but I always hated that flared out look of the Indians with the tins
My dads bike. #32 off the line
Baller
My dad did a breast cancer fundraiser at HD and they had a pretty sick pink bike the pulled to the front
Sport bikes > cruisers
I dont have beef with cruisers thats just not what I want out of a bike
the thing is right, so many better cruisers in the market you go for a Harley these days
says something.
Idk, a lot of younger folk get into harleys because its a family tradition
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I just want to zoom and take spicy corners
Harley is a family tradition? first time i heard this.
That's been my experience with it
Learn something new everyday.
I like motorcycles because fatality risk is very high
I have had that bike for years.
Your not wrong
Ye, I nearly killed a bike sunday because he was lane splitting at 140+. Found him as a meat crayon ~20 miles later with every cop in 50 mile radius on the scene
big rip
i mean dont do dumb shit on traffic
wtf
wanna yolo do it alone without risking others
My uncle used to own an Indian dealership in our area. When he closed up shop, he put all his stock and parts in 52footers and put them in a barn. Whenever I visit, I help him keep inventory as he's goin' a bit nutty and my relatives keep trying to steal his shit. I hope I can keep the stock and donate it to a motorcycle museum when he passes. I think he'd like that.
Indian motorcycles are amazing. I have a scout.
Harley? You mean plastic poser bikes?
Last in line vs Bonnie blue or first in line vs a gorilla?
They are nice , I used to have one back in the mid 90’s for a while , loved that bike
How are Harley’s plastic (more so than any other bike) or poser bikes?
One of the sickest bikes I’ve ever rode was like mid 2000’s Harley fxr! Thing had like 50 grand in upgrades in the motor alone !
Mine is not at that level, but I have done a lot of work to the engine. It’s pretty fun to ride. I do miss sport bikes some days, but my current bike never disappoints
I like bikes but If I ever own one again, it’ll be a Honda Grom
lol those things are hilarious. They look fun but I am way to big to ride one
Cool
The best time to ride a motorcycle was during Covid. No one was on the road.
how is cock an allowed server tag 
Coven of courageous kings
Cock is just another vice for some
... it's a zero, isnt it
to be fair.. if none of us had problems, life would be a bit boring to say the least
if i didnt have problems id focus on creating some
Ngl NA sucks compared to EU. Like why the fuck would you ever visit NA as an European lmao biggest scam ever
NA has some beautiful nature and alot of your interstates and long ass roads are quiet scenic when you move away from the massive backups that happen around cities
Still worth the visit imo
Italys views are real nice tho I need ado to tour guide me next time im there 
Brah I’ve done full na across the country almost all the states only thing that compares is Alaska otherwise na doesn’t touch EU.
Maybe Key west is cool?? But the islands are better in the Bahamas
Yea Alaska is beautiful i had a great. I do agree tho EU clears NA 
Better to travel to Asia imo If you’re eu
Unless you’re going to na for pop culture, maybe Hollywood / nyc, American war history it’s pretty shit

why would anyone visit because of american war history
Civil war was pretty insane only real steam punk war
It's almost like generations of people have been lied to by propaganda and sold fake superiority....

I mean USA is superior in everything military wise. But for traveling, food, site seeing and cultural. EU owns NA
Half the ppl in NA don’t even know their religion or nationality and in EU there’s 900 churches in a single city and half of them are 1000 years old
But if you are an immigrant in eu or just trying to move there you’re kinda fucked bc all the land etc is owned by generations
man, I don't even know where to start 😂
what do you understand by "nationality"
Half Americans will just say they are white they have no idea where they came from
if they are americans then their nationality is american
Na it's a weird thing here in NA where people try to claim they are Irish or German even though they haven't had a family member from there in 4 generations

Most Irish ppl came to NA in the 1860-1920s
There is no such thing as American culture unless commercialism is your culture
It’s like saying I’m Burger King or McDonald’s heritage
Natural Americans not so common
nah, thanksgiving, halloween, fireworks on the 4th of july, all of that is american culture
this is american culture too btw
We do all that in Canada too but our Thanksgiving is a different day and Canada day is July 1st not 4th

one point doesnt invalidate the other

what about illegal immigration
Canada is not real
everyone in the US is pretty much an immigrant anyway

Over half of Americans dont even have a passport 
Idk i have only been to NY and Miami, but i really enjoyed both, its Just a different kind of beauty imo
I hated Dubai for example
If @delicate jolt could read he would be real mad reading that.
Dubai only sucks if youre poor
well im def not a millionaire, but i cant complain, i know a lot of people love the place but everything just looked fake to me
Yeah gives off that vibe too but thats also cause i know its in the middle of fuckass nowhere desert
So its unnatural

Golfing there gives the same feel
See I lived in nyc and near Miami and i sorta get nyc but Miami is such a shit only really decent for WMC and ultra music festival. If you love clubs I get it or I guess art basal but idk man haha
Like I couldn’t ever imagine picking Miami over literally any city in eu
its just so different from what i was used to, and ye we had crazy parties over there so i guess that kinda influences my judgment 
Ya from what I understand it's a great city to visit but a terrible place to live
Vancouver is like that in Canada
Vancouver is part of China
Hongcouver got some dope as sushi tho holy shit
Wtb pvp content
What was the biggest differences in your opinion
i think what impressed me more is the "time is money" mentality, u guys dont waste time, and u can really tell when ur in a restaurant or just having a coffe with somebody
as u can probably tell, italians have a very different approach to life 
Reminded me of the movie "In Time"
Old movie, Logan's Run
Caravans - pvp contested content where only one side wants the pvp. People don’t even attack for profit or denial, - they are just bored
0 suspension wooden wheels over miles of buffalo poop fields must have been rough back in the day
thats all we had in p2
Ya I prefer the EU way with time. More enjoyable everything in the USA feels commercial and numerical.
go to a poly/asian country next, be a king
Belize is where its at. although its under a travel advisory. 😛 1/3rd the cost of living
why touch something in the same continent?
0% taxes on foreign made income. pro america.
Ill be there later this year. just got back from Dominican. Would NOT recommend that place
Nah man, want to explore other continents not have same american experience added tourism.
goto Portugal
Oh in that case. antartica
🤣
I got friends and family in portugal, for tourism is great but for living is shambles.
I got guys working for me from Brazil , he doesn’t want to be there either
You underpaying brazilians huh?
I’d love to explore and snake hunt South America
I’m union , I don’t pay them the contractor does
I work for a massive electric company in Texas , we have all the big client list
Hiring brazilians? Let me send my CV.
Sure , I can point you in the right direction the legal way !
I will say this , every single person I’ve ever worked with from South America , like multiple countries , were the nicest most respectful people I’ve ever met !
We have like 20 brazilians in the guild now lol
I’m patching imma play a bit this weekend !
As soon as they start getting paid well the mood improves.
We just hired a girl from Columbia , which the hall described as the most beautiful woman they’ve ever seen, she’s ok, doesn’t speak English but works circles around a lot of the dudes
good luck.
Need a translator let me know, ill send you my invoice.
The pay scales are decent , so it starts at 55% and increases by 5% and caps at 140%
55% is like 16/hr
anything above $10 per day for more than 8h of work is starts getting decent.
I was used to geting paid 9$ for 10~12h of work.
I’m working as a traveler to local 60 San Antonio, which is where I was born and raised , but I’m member of local 520 Austin so my scale is a little higher and things like that
I have a timolope. i dont need luck
Wait till you get to like 30 - 35 -40 then 45/hr
Someday.
Yea Timo screaming in my ears as someone with acute tinnitus ill pass.
You set goals ! Small ones and just keep grinding
Isn't that exactly why you do need good luck?
So ape brain doesn't just smash everything to bits?
You wont believe me. but in guild he is probably one of the most helpful nice people around lol
Yea i 100% dont believe you neither will 99% of the discord.
I used to wash cars and mow lawns in the earlly 90’s in the San tone hoods , just to get cigarettes , 40’s and marvel booster packs 😆
🤣
I still defended the man vs the cry babies over getting killed in the war tho
where can i find node plan/levels here?
I’m on my phone and can’t check, which server is that tag?
Not the game GunZ right?
he's definitely a nice dude. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
People for sure are different in their own cliques.
it is
Yup, that's definitly my country...
Ayo didn’t think other people knew about that game outside the pserver andies 😂
Timo doesn't strike me as that much of a menace outside of people who piss him off
The one that strikes me as the worst offender in Aura is probably Sik but we were all warned about him in advance anyways lmao
Ah, love that sikhaze. He's a good bro that gives mounts out for free if you whisper him.
its true im a nice guy
just like to troll the snowflakes in global from time to time
and i like to fight
Yea after you blasted my ears for no reason I dont buy that



















