#alpha-two-general
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OOPSY
polar glitching the server with the summoner pets be like :
Sure Ashes of Creation is fun, but have you seen official discord when servers are down? Thatโs entertainment

BIG OL BOTA
Its probably because there are lvl25s on Lyneth already
They don't care about that. Sucks!
who's this?
peak
Back

remember not supposed to be calling out guilds in the open use the word arena
i have no idea
looked like mount and blade for a sec lol
wtf
Bota Deez
STEVEN is AI!!!!!
I THINK, CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG... BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE ISSUE.
new EU server?
Bota Deez
No one knows why they aren't hardware banned already, they did this shit and 3 x more last phase, they are just a bunch of twats that have no skill so they have to cheat. They prove it every phase lol bust be embarrassing as heck.
STEVEN IS TYPING
L REALMS
@vague leaf what was the emergency?
Booo EU
Smiles in Lotharia!!!
bota deez
mad huh?
why they gotta add the brit's servers back
i want play game
yes
you know what, fair
What dupe?
Resna should always be the priority!!!!!!!!!!
what dupe??
cmon dinsoaur man
The Queueation continues..
nice try fed
Over EU maybe
2y after Alpha 2 and polar is still in the game doing the same shit
wow crazy we love enabling the worst MMO players
As the newest server Vyre should get to come up first. We have more work to do
what is the polar thing people keep talkign about??
eu servers going up before na servers,
> 
Don't bring the realms back up too quick I'm mid goon sesh
have you guys ever gooned to the female vek? I have
Hey chat, take this rare oppurtunity to take your once-a-month shower
What did they do now? Feel free to DM. Chats crazy
Steven is american! Get the US realms up first!
is the panic over yet?
pelune up
WHERE MY RESNERDS AT
empty the poo bucket
aqui
damn they puttin EU up first thats FOUL
WHAT DID POLAR DO
i need steven to stop typing and press the "start" button on the servers
OMG someone explain what all this Polar bs is about?
emergency maintenance? without an announcement BEFORE they came down? sus
why are we screaming
Polar is always cheating
its so joever
they had to exploit cuz nerd alert
Only EU coming back
Very excited to come back in dead
is there a patch?
we hit 25, and then asked intrepid to bring the servers down so we could shower since we havent showered since thursday. it was an emergency
WTF I was in game but nothing was working nothing kicked me out I had to leave
you guys dick ride us so hard.
joever is fuck
POLAR STOLE CHRISTMAS
lol
Ban Polar imo
Fair enough, I back this up man
POLAR WHY DID YOU TAKE MY WIFE AWAY
ban polar nerds
they have like 5 times but alas
Why is the U.S. still bailing out the EU? NA servers up first!!!
HAHA POLAR ONLY YOUR SERVER CARES. 3/4 SERVERS YOURE NON EXISTENT. WAH WAHH
did the spirit wolf summons crash it all?
i am polar, im here to test and get bullied by fathers ๐
Why does Steven personally hate US servers
harder daddy
lyneth coming up next. then resna. steven told me himself.
US servers are chopped liver
mods lol?
oce servers when lol
Betting line go
WHY IS POLAR STILL 100% OF THE EXPLOITERS AND ONLY 1 OF 4 SERVERS
can you guys log in to the launcher?
oce servers pls
@half pilot People are attacking me
so vyra is another central sever fmd
someone bout to lose media privvies xD
Was it all of the summoners summoning at the exact same time that killed the servers?
polar on top
@queen eagle eh mid face tho
yes
someone get the odds too vegas
yes
6% OF THE POPULATION 100% OF THE EXPLOITERS
polar world first 25s. (dec 13th 8am est)
aura is terrible at impersonating polar, ngl.
what even is a tenok
thanks @vague leaf doing good work!
15 more minutes to goon NA chads

europe first? wtf
NA servers are strugglin
We break servers better than the Europeans
yippeeee
EU was probably first because NA was the issue
RIP NA
I WANT TO FARM WOOD
Someone spilled coffee on the servers
NA WIPE
@worthy herald you are a do wn y
just see which US server takes the longest to come back and we know who caused the issue xD
๐ช does it address the growing list of Gold Sellers?
What is the emergency maintenance? And why is EU first? They should be in bed.
Ugh feel like the US servers got ICE'd
Rollback NA servers about 3 days
I dunno about anyone else, but I'm having a fucking blast
Why the rollback?
neeed someone to be the guinea pig
thats just steven making extra money and then banning the buyers xD
which is true? realm is full, or population is low?
this seserves more attention
this channel is making my groin fill with blood
cease
you can no longer make a character there unless you already have one
๐ฎโ๐จ how can he be so strong
Yโall need Jesus

Steven doesn't love Pelune server, didn't tagged alpha two there, shame to U Steven
My pants are shrinking!

EU server supremacy
A Marine's Mission is To Tear Shit Up.. and Destroy Equipment... This Is Gunnery Sergeant Anvil.. CARRY ON!!!
is there a spider eating a cheese sandwich on your modems
Don't we all??
he hasnt had his morning mamosa
JOEVER
never that
@fossil portal ๐ฅ dam y'all like the same shit lol
BEST FOR LAST
STOP TALKING HEREE.....GET YO BUTTS BACK TO LEVELING #FOCUSCHILDREN
NWO is USA and China-why are EU servers getting attention?
Wheres shol at? ๐ญ
ultra based, worth it
Why did they give everyone image perms
Ban please ๐
good to see aura ruined general chat
This chat is lawlesss
o7 to mods working overtime
Someone just went corrupt in chat
you guys are about to get our memes taken away
they let people say anything here lol at least image perms are fun im pretty sure u can "say it" and not get banned
Canโt believe aura exploited so the server had be brought down
wtf was that gif ๐ญ
It has been forgotten already.
pretty sure I just saw a penis
I HOPE MY CRAB DUPE WASNT FIXED
I'd just hate to be a mod here
when mods do their thing , might be atemporary loss but its just the people doing it that loses it long term
man, seeing her makes me sad seeing what she did to herself
i think inventory got rolled back 30 min?
Steven summoned a pet in the server room
literally just said this in my vc lol
CAN WE GET INFORMATION ON WHY THERE WAS EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE?
In other news, Im having a great time with this new phase thus far. Im enjoying the changes to the starting quests, as well as the overall power-level of the characters
steven where is resna at
THE HAMSTER IS ON A BREAK
she got a boob job a while back and it looks horrible
Bro I almost crashed my car jfc
finally, people are getting deleted.
Brooo, I DIED with that first 1


polars been busy grinding to 25. aint none of us got time to dupe
TRANSPARENCY IS KEY
I ..... am worried for the general population of Ashes. These GIFs are.... wild.
CURB FOR MAYOR
SUMMON MYSTIC
ikr lmfao
They.... are.
prob fine honestly i don't really think they care much, i've seen blatant transphobia not get deleted so u just sit back and chill lol
this is the best kinda community lol
IS THAT EBTJAMAL??????????
When realms come up every summon get ur pet out when u log in! Viva La revolution!
BEES IN THE TRAP, BEES IN THE TRAP
(LAVITZ looking for servers)
ON MY WAY TO FIX THE SERVERS
More Bees
What's new
you guys are giving the mods a run for their money
more silly im almost there wait no 
summoners are about to get hit with slow mode summons
didnt the economy fall to shit from dupes and rmt last phase after polar decided to play albion until fresh start?
you wtf is wrong with this chat
DON'T WORRY EVERYONE!!! With this new DUPE Gold prices will go DOWN!!!
i was driving to the shops earlier, i saw a girl driving while on her phone, what is wrong with people these days, no care in the world, i was shocked, so i rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Thanks obama
wat
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HI BONG!
you gonna cry when ya'll get ban
Shit our summons go on CD when they get killed anyways
POST FEMBOYS OR BE SMOTE BY GOD
@limber ferry nice walfa pfp :p
im never coming back to this channel
MIRALETH - - - - -VOTE. BARDASH.
i cant stop watching
Maybe next time Intrepid will bring up the servers with ppl actually awake first if only to save their mods the headache of having to monitor so much crap
VOTE PHALLIC FOR MAYOR OF JOEVA - SHOL
Embrace the Suck
Hey. EU isn't a real place. Please bring up NA
The dupes ended up being a honey pot
ok this means servers are down
rofl this community is full of coomers
someone post a discord crasher gif please
Mepps bought to hit everyone with the sandal


ALPHA-TWO-GOONERAL
They gonna put us all in timeout and keep the servers down
LYNETH JOEVA CITIZENS - VOTE SAAB - WE HAVE 200 CRATES READ TO UPGRADE AND GET OUR FOOD BUFFS
bunch of dude furries in here
steven?
@frosty thorn execute order 66
GOONERS ASSEMBLE WE THUG OUT AT DAWN
this is how i imagine twighlight is i've never seen it
bro... wtf is happening in this chat
me and @lyric glade
Steven typing
Cant talk guilds in here, ahem* but it was polar
peam
steven is typing
and not a single stargate meme
Chat is moving so fast no one would see that my name is Jeff
RIP bondaii beach
steven is typing
Looks like a DDoS attack.
i cant wait
put up SHOL my guy
When mommy and daddy are both trying to talk to us
INTENSIFIES
NA is cooked holy
guys is the 30 minutes over yet? i can't count
We cooked
@half pilot can I get a comment on your opnion of the state of general chat?
Well RIP< time for sleep
ffffaaaaaaaaaaaa
well there goess my play time for the night... sigh
F
can you please stop exploiting the game....
for every meme posted a minute gets added to the downtime
ahahaha
games dogshit
i blame summoner pets
downtime is an hour lmao
all our shit got wiped
what bug is it tho? the summoner one?!?
Annnnnd it's done
goon sesh extented to 1 hour boys let's go
BAITED EU SERVERS
Someone tell me what class to playyy
apppreciate the update @vague leaf good luck on the next fix
i wanna note, this is ALL the NA community in chat right now. EU is gaming.
US servers are chopped liver
Wipe the servers
Summoner crashed the server room
@unreal wedge When will you fix this error?
steven please bring people back up at an emberspring
Resna and their duping man!
Puuurect. Not like i was about to get on with the very little time i have or anything.
DAMNIT POLAR stop the cheating
cleric
this discord is full of really weird people
not anymore
THEY JUST ACCIDENTALLY WIPED THE EU SERVERS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Had a long uptime lads / lasses. Bound to have a decent sized maintenance soon enough.
gg thats a wrap for tonight
wtf steven son
L0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L
rollback?!?!?!
now all oops
hey now it isn't all of us
This chat looks like a gamer chat
@limber ferry send me all u got ong im in it for a long run
nvm EU crashing ๐
Hah! I just bought the game and servers are now maintenancing! lol
Germans invading EU servers?
was there duping?
BRING UP NA FIRST! EU SHOULD BE IN BED!
Dang what did y'all break this time to make the servers come down
hope the fixing the lag/rubber bannding
What's the bug??
POLAR MOMENT
wipe incoming
THEY WIPED EU
@vague leaf whats the bug?
so I'm guessing something went wrong with the cash shop?
critical bug ๐ฝ
Which exploiting guild will force rollback now???
Rollback!!??!?!?!
steven is playing with us.
Polar duping again I see
AAAAAAAAH @vague leaf STOP TOUCH THE BOUTON OFF lul
probably polar again
F in the chat for servers lmao
Bare with them?? Bare.... Nah, Think I'll BEAR With them until 1 bug iss fixed... But I Mean.. Theres a Few MILLION Bugs to Fix....
WE WANT ANSWER!
not a femboy.. not giving u any updoots for that one pal 

Hey everyone thank you for playing Alpha 2, we'll see you in the release!
Wipe in an hour. Can't wait for this fresh start. Steven truly delivering an experience close to ArcheAge.
know who would keep servers up after discovering a critical bug? Amazon
TELL US THE BUG!
why is launch screen only showing eu servers im american wtf
@vague leaf "bare with us" ๐
i wonder if there's anything to do in the ocean rn or nah
Which One???
"Polar already exploited the dupe/bug, we're fixing it now"
finally EU mfs down with us
no bra on the model is crazy straight up nood
WHAT IS BOTA? PLS HALP!
Was the critical bug my brambleback frog mount not appearing in my mailbox?
1 hr turns to 6
Join vc
Dev was like, "Let's just take a look at what Polar is up to today and..OH MY GOD UNPLUG THE SERVERS NOW!"
i want one
This chat is unhinged
haha EU suckers get baited
1 hour down time fuck this im done waiting
Agreed
Ngl i like bard alot
"Take your time Steven"
nah you're evil for that
servers down?
no
Welp
@rough egret no keep trying
so anyone know what the critical bug is?

You should be banned for that lmao. Scared the shit out of me.
god damn it
Chances he will tell us the bug or will he cover for POLAR a 10th time?
keeps showing me only EU servers
I did it while sitting cause I am
ouchie that hurt a little
So we all agree... we blaming the Summoners for this, right?
FIGHTER ISNT ONE SHOTTING - NEED BUFFS
try again
https://tenor.com/view/byee-lolol-gif-13058586 this should happen to feet guys

Fr. Downtime got me doing laundry.
Hey dont forget to change over your laundry!! *now is a good time to keep hydrated and get some more water~~~ ๐
What's everyones favorite kind of potato
๐ฃ๏ธ do right by ur name son
Yall don't need help, yall need an exorcism 
@pale sable @zenith linden @dull rivet @static sun @worn pivot @silent flax
how am I supposed to play cash shop simulator ?????
Russet I think? not sure
default potatoes, red ones lose that aesthetic
Roast
preferably with peni, porfavor.
๐
how to get this
@vapid gazelle 
Come back tomorrow
I cant i have to wake up for my 0 hour shift at my unemployed
๐ฅ
old world
Brooooo, day off and i cant log into Ashes!!!! RAGEEEEEEEEE
Not quite enough gifs
Polar vortex in U.S..
grip reaper
Hello ! anyone have sell fish with spot fishing ? price for fish ?
ragebait?
do u think there's any cool fish like uh a whale or shark (ik neither are fish)
This chat when servers are up, and go down.
We are working to get the realms back up as quickly as possible just to stop the gif storm.
futa or femboy? pick 1
guilds with 5k gold 0....0
What level is everyone now?
Futa
ive been level 7 for 3 days
dead
PATCH THE GOBLIN XP 200K XP AN HOUR FOR A LEVEL 5 QUEST IS CRAZY
110% chance of GIF storm in your area!
the chat is cooked bro, mods are gonna have a hard time cleaning this mess
Idk why this made me laugh, but you are a good one. Lvl 16 bard! Working on my Cooking.
Level 9 Bard working toward citizenship in miraleth 
fair take I say femboy
Gonna reroll in the dwarfy starting area since i haven't seen it yet
is the dwarfy starting area based or cringe lads
its good, just dont expect to quest much
i have an 8, 2 7s, a 5, and a 3
Does Polar do carries? Asking for a friend.
Some of them are great though 
just pull a thoghli and wipe the discord of all the degeneracy
1 minute cooldown no fun
there's nothing important to read y ruin the fun
this chat is unhinged
16.5
Is it intended that steelbloom isn't dropping the lvl26 set pieces? ๐
Did someone want femboy pics?!
Havnt been on today what's the bug they fixing ?
settlement NPC's depsawning/not spawning iirc
Steveeeennnnnn LET ME IN

Guys they gonna take perms from us if we keep spamming GIFs....
VOTE GNASH!
@frosty thorn What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? I'll buy you a 1.5L to help deal with this.
That issue has been off and on for a day now, are we certain that's the bug they are fixing?
they kinda said thats how it would work. Level X3 is for drops and lvls X6 and X9 for bosses, quests and crafting
my goat
open 6 more servers
What a goddess @queen eagle 
I appreciate that! I'm not going to share though.
Hey, when can we get an are you sure for guild actions? I shouldnโt be able to gkick or disband after a single click!
This break gives me time to move my boat in rs though so thanks!
Fixing this bug gonna break the que bug again.....
now im rubberbanding gifs
Thanx hopefully they get it fixed more time to enjoy my pizza lol welcome to alpha everyone just relax
pizza with pineapples right brother
@bold wraithYup you right!
Anybody doing ReWASD or have controller figured out?!
No.. Alpha... Beta come later...
@errant herald Hey buddy pal-io send some my way pls if u wouldn't mind
@limber ferry dwarven area is pretty barren but also has cool locations, my fav is the gates of duunhold
They did that in the GZW server, eventually they came back though 
Actually I got double bacon cheeseburger got to fuel this 6ft1 100kg beast hahahaha
Look how addicted everyone is becoming!! ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
new episode dropped today!
@bold wraithnah nah nah! XD
Darn fire nation!
Well Ain't Y'all All Sunshine and Hand Grenades....Slow Mode My Ass.... Glacial Mode is More Like it...
Good evening frands...
critical bug was a guild of summoners crashing server

Hiyo Fuppo
how come i can't write in #help #questions #newcomer-chat ?
Hope all have been well.. have been out this weekend but have returned yas.
I read that as frauds and was like "Damn, Fuppo throwing hands tonight"
new realm for eu?
only grass im touch is if theres daffodils or snow drop
HOLD THE LINEEEEEEEEE
A friendly reminder to anyone waiting for the servers to come back: go take a shower. its been four days you animal.
I am so far behind already /sigh
This is gif only chat
its only alpha and this many people are mad about server patches and updates ^_^ i think there on to something great here
are we able to create guild insignias at this point?
it takes 10 minutes after jojning the server to get perms... you can type in here as you have a linked account. โค๏ธ
I think it is awesome they are working through the weekend.
Touch Grass.... Nah.. Not with all the Cactus and Stickers out there.....
they will do what gots to be done yap.
the only grass i touch is when i gotta get off my boat to sell the fish! (for me its 04:54am)
Grass is dangerous!! It can cut you!!!
there should be a summoner spell that requires multiple ppl :]
similar to wow's warlock one
looking for NA Guild i have over 500 hours on new world and my buddy has 3700 hours we are on Lyneth
meanwhile cats eat it to throw up
Might get grass cut and get infection.. they will have to amputate at neck!
thats what axe body spray is for, i clipped a bottle holder right above my catheter works wonders
they just protecting yall from grass cut!
They mentioned that multiple summoners will be able to summon one pet. Also, one summoner can be the pet controlling it during a raid.
#RealHomiesKiss
3d printers will be the end of us
please steven
Ooo okies I thought it was bugged because of the bot not giving perms or something. Thanks ๐
We are, the servers are not...
hehe aye.. it is a bit confusing as can type in here!
can you breed them after?
Whatโs the deal? Why the maintenance?
cause something broke!!

Enjoy LOTR edit
hope they fix the brightness T_T
siiiick thx boss
I hope they don't
why does this look like the current male breastplate, with the actual flashbang in the background... perfect image for the current state of alpha โค๏ธ
So who's got the source on that femboy
whaaaaaaat thats crazy
guys i'm suffering withdrawals what do I do
hmm had heard they have a fix for that.. should be seeing it soon (tm) unsure if was going to be tonight or tomorrow
general kenobi! you are a bold one
I hope they keep the brightness, its the only time I feel something
Will trade cookies for this 
How many cookies
๐ช
I haz cookies for u
@rain raptor Did you get your gym in today?
Wot broke? Gif me the deets! Was it an emergency for all players or was it a Monday problem?
Wait, anyone know what the emergency maintenance was an emergency for?
How does xp work in party vs raid?
Odds that this has to do with summoner pets?
if still alive this is a 30+yo legend right here
steven is typing in news
man we need secondary archetypes NOW I need to be a necromancer summoner to be on my ainz shit 
Mepps, please tell steven we love him and to let us play.
What did shol do ๐
Why u all typing here fools!! go forth and conquor!
Except for Shol, dag gummit
Shol always getting that special treatment
Realms are up!
Whyyyyyyyy!!!
None of my quests were completing. Maybe it had something t9 do with that
GET FUCKED SHOL
Shol is not!
too many summoners
poor shol
I dont see any realms
Sooooo aye have fun frands!!!!!!!
how dare you ๐ฎ
Better call Shol....
now the discord will quiet down again lol
Shol is a problem child

https://tenor.com/view/praise-the-sun-dark-souls-gif-5640777504984441459
All hail the Holy Flash bang!
Have fun playing again non-shol folks 
SHOL KEEP LOSING
sucks to be me shol is me server
Who on Shol broke it....
fo shol
Classic Shol
Can I interest you in some real estate on vyra?
Must have found an exploit! Good job Redacted Guild!
ohhh does it have a bridge?!

What was the critical bug
All but 1. I'm easy to please. Moderator powers should transfer between servers 
ahahahah
Sorry. Those server hamsters were delicious. Fuppo was right
Conquering the shader boss....
nom nom nom
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Cuz Shol was down! HARD and Atraxia must be the problem!
MY EYEEEESSSS
Lotharia down
can't believe y'all interrupted my goon sesh by bringing the servers back up
now I'll have to go back to going to doing commissions with markers where the mobs are huntable and I can't kill them 
i got no realms up
what did we on shol do to the devs to have it happen so consistently? Who did it? WHo made Steven and Margaret mad?
Lotharia down
bro i died during that disconnect.
Skill issue
I blame... dogs... always dogs falut... all being I am a good boi.. and panting and stuff! ๐ถ
people probably duping
@vague leaf i didnt want that 2g in glint i dropped - classic aoc
Lotharia is very sad rightnow

๐ช
Surely server is up for real this time
Lotharia 
shol = lotharia? @vague leaf
what was the bug they fixed?
They deleted Shol, sorry guys.
Look if it is a typo thats just out of habit of having shol down
Anyone able to log into Lotharia?
I can't wait to play this games full release in 2035
i blame polar XD
Lotharia up
nooo was going to sacrifice all the shol players to the void!! damn plans foiled again! bah!
I believe it

It was a complete accident, and I take full credit!
i was first to log into lotharia
rip shol players kek
id say there is at least 2 more years before release
SHO NUFF... LOL... I wanna see SHOL Nuff...
Shol is still in progress, but it shol be up soon.
Umm I mean was going to... um be nice to them.. ya...

FO SHOL, FO SHOL
Lotharia will be Harbringers
But if it comes back up, just remember it was because of Phallic... candidate for Mayor of Joeva this election. If youโre undecided and want the server to actually thrive, please consider voting Phallic. Weโve got too many zerg and troll guilds steering Joeva in the wrong directionโitโs time to push back.
will we get to know what was the issue as well ?
To Shol or Not to Shol that is the question.
I picked Shol first cuz it had the coolest name
Shol prob has the biggest backup files...... thus take longer i assume lol
you heard it here first folks the devs hate shol in particular there are no other reasons why they didnt put it up
you really need to snapshot the server before no warning maint - lost 2.5g in glint - painful
They want you Shol players on Resna.
Give me gold and I'll play on Vyra. ๐ lol
We never intend to do maintenance without warning. If it happens, it was unplanned and necessary.
every time server has crashed, it happened just as i tried to mine the SAME node, third time now it lagged a lot ๐
yum
so someone dupped or exploited ? Xd
Give me a free transfer, and our whole guild will go to Vyra!
what got fixed?
stop going to that node!
Did you fix the flashbang?