#Minecraft
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real
oooo
green day minecraft realm when
please thwt would be so cool
i have a friend who still has realms setup but doesn’t play anymore, maybe i could ask her to make a new world?
if they make it name it green gay
that'd be humorous
i will!! she’s down the shore rn so nothings gonna be able to be done until tonight most likely
i shall ask about green gay as well
okie dokie
this is fire, i have steve skin set still
We've had two realms
start third one because logan🙏
and punky
punky and i will become elite minecraft duo
A third was in the works but it never came to be
i see
tjank you! skins are kinda a pain in the ass to make but i just copy and paste a bunch of clothes onto it
Maybe
valid
elite duo fr
I will have more free time for the next two weeks
same
i wish i was still really blonde 😞😞
just stand outside the sun makes you blonde
it didn’t hit until i was looking at dye and saw my colors as brown
tragic
were you always blonde?
yes
i used to be really blonde until a few years ago
i was born blonde
popped out with a whole head of blonde
inspiring
it'd be very cool if it got created
🙏
omg hero
idk this is my favorite pic of myself as long as i have blonde flow and the hat i do not care🙏
thank punky punky my hero
ok!!
one more thing did you want the eyes like how mine had or the dots
like yours we can have matching eyes
except mine are brown
lol
😎
ill ping when it’s done, probably tonigjt or tomorrow
thanks bro
😊
@dense iron ok i have the hat and hair
heroic🙏
do the rest as you wish
put whatever twist you want
as long as its not like, nsfw or something
@dense iron yo what type of pants do you wear
i wear shorts usually
but it'd be sweatpants
black probably
ok!
@dense iron ok thoughts on this?
i have a converse model if you want those as shoes
or i can just make them white
that is pretty epic🙏
Can you write green day on it that'd be humorous
or GD or something idk
also make my left knee with a scrape
because its always scraped🤣
do you want the ai hand and heart grenade on the back?
I have it on the shirt of mine if you want to look at that one as a reference
@pulsar pebblemy skin is Fink
these https://www.reddit.com/r/greenday/comments/2crj27/i_made_network_skins_for_minecraft_a_while_back/
omg pics?
I don't have any right now
oh ok!
sure!
thank yee :)
if ur 100% fine with it, here’s the skin
go team🙏
lmk if that loads fine or if it needs any tweaking!!
i have to figure out how to use it tomorrow lol
thank :)
np
@pulsar pebble got on MC to take this pic
sorry my FOV is set to max so it's hard to see
here
it is but it's hard to see screenshots
true lol
mincraf
true
do you guys like my skin 😊
incredible
ur jacket looks super cool
i think i showed mine before but i love making skins
i don’t remember why i have a crown but it’s been like that for a while and i just haven’t changed it
@civic crescent should this thing be java or bedrock
java
@lucid valve don't complain about me bitch
Literally making a realm right now ungrateful
It's better tbh
Somehow
We have a java edition minecraft realm, and it is invite only. Send me a DM if you want to play, and if you're a user on good standing in the server and trustworthy (AKA you hang and chat here and are chill, at my full discretion) I can invite you to the realm. No I will not add mods or any of that other funky junk, this is just a survival multiplayer world to mess around and be pals in. All discord server rules apply in the minecraft realm and if you break them or grief you'll be kicked out. Enjoy
@civic crescent @dense iron @pulsar pebble
There we go

AJ
Joseph hpuse
Josephland begins
indeed
I'm gonna blow it up
:(
But I'll place a single dead bush on a chest in the remains
minecraft
josephland looks dope
Yess
The dirt thing is gonna eventually be a nether portal and im working on more farms
is it the whole residential area or is it ur property?
Pick your house up and move it joseph
Is there something wrong with being a swamp person?
im a dark oak forest or jungle girl tbh
Goth
I wanted a more open area
Its not too far east from spawn
No
if you guys want directions its like you go around the dark oak forest at spawn then down the river and then you just walk east a bit and its there
coords are 601,71,70
who wanna play and vc tonight
i can play in a lil while
i can play but i cant vc
i'll be there soon
all good
i havent even logged on yet😵💫
@worldly owl did you invite me yet idk when you get off work
I left work and had to go run errands immediately pretty much
I’ll let you know when I do
okie dokie
thank you john
@pulsar pebble when i get on my base is gonna be called wutkering heights
that’s gonna be awesome omg
@civic crescent you can be in VC and just chat through in-game chat?
yeah im just sick and keep coughing 💀
🫂
ill build it in the sky too
oh damn that really sucks
you have mah?
ligma 
Invited
bet
cool
try finding a skeleton one if possible
good, thanks
if you do we can all work on getting toolsmiths, weaponsmiths and armorers
Librarians would be my main but I can snag them too np
i can make them have sex anyway
you get those so you don;t use your diamonds for armor
valid
i already have full netherite so im ok
but for everyone else yes
anyways my goal is to actually have full netherite in like a week
💀
panda
panda!
im building them a little sanctuary so we can use baby pandas for slimeballs
ok but someone get the villagers
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i will when i get back on
i think
i plan on mining bc im poor
im probably gonna go to bed soon but if no one does next time im on ill get the villagers
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@civic crescentis it ok if I set up shop near you
Yeah thats fine
holyhell this exists
im so mad i loaded up today and died because it was lagging so badly and i somehow got killed bt a zombie i couldnt se
and i have no bed apparently so now i have nothing
wtf
im mad
i had like 15 diamonds in view too
😔
im on rn
Bet
restarting ig
my stuff be long gone i was like 1000 blocks from spawn
coords are 601,71,70
ok josephland omw
have you been able to move the villagers yet
me rn
understandable
bro i cant do anything rn
Rip
I might
dimond
dimond
Nice
I have six rn
@civic crescent we can share a enchantment table
To conserve diamonds
Cool. Just need some cows
you only have a chestplate
i found a notch apple in a mineshaft
I have a regular golden apple
L
Also, the nether spawn is pretty trash from josephland
@civic crescent go onto the nether roof and travel a ton of blocks and then pop back into the nether
I will in a bit just finishing the sugar cane farm
We don't have cows, right?
epic
Im working on a cow farm next but i only have a sheep farm atm
go to 606 66 -4444
many animals
shit its just 606 71 444 @torpid tulip
internet out brb
gotcha
anyone playing later? ill probably vc
i might play tonight
depends on how late baseball practice goes
MINECRAFT LAUNCHER UPDATE
THAT EXPLAINS WHY IM LAGGING
@torpid tulip i figured it out
joseph and i are playing rn
more like I am afk and they're building something and I am standing in their way
ok!!
Lmao
i think ill be on in the half hour hopefully
skill issue
sorry 🙁🙁
ok idk how long ill be able to play for 💀
im in trouble because i asked my sister if she peed herself because she had water on her shirt and my mom said i have to be nice because im the babysitter
Sounds like your mom’s fault
You be nice!!' bad girl
LMFAO
I was kicked from inactivity whoops
josephland public library
So am I a zombie pigman
i grew the wheat
wutkering heights has a hole in it to a swagilicious cave
what should i call my mini mansion
I need a cool land name like wutkering heights and josephland
The white house
so we need to make a villager breeder and an iron farm right
and probably a gold farm and a wither farm
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a raid farm would be sick too
creeper farm
you get xp that way
creepy
also i finished the White House if anyone wants to live with me
i have wutkering heights but i will stop by sometime
we can have a sleepover 🙏
lmao
hopping on minecraft
i'll might get on in a half hour it depends if i decide to go to bed
exposed
Listen
I was killed by zombies looking for chickens and said fuck it
I'll spawn some
Now I have a bunch of chickens and no need to spawn eggs
Does it
Never again
I didn't turn on cheats or whatever, those were always there I just didn't use them
I guess we'll find out
Lame
@worldly owl do this /give @p mushroom_stew{display:{Name:'[{"text":"Bowl of ","italic":false},{"text":"CUM","italic":true,"bold":true,"underlined":true}]'}} 1
Deliver me this item or I will slaughter the entire server
Naw you get achievements still
ok!!
no that's just for bedrock
that ^^
ohhhh
make john do this command
@civic crescent
I’m not in
🤬
oops i was kicked
ope
Minecraft fuck house
it's to breed villagers
to get books and tools
and golden carrots
villagers sell useful items, including diamond gear
you can get two from a village, breed them and then have them as vendors
and then you can also infect them with a zombie and then cure them for discount trades
it is
it kinda breaks the game
you can get enchantment books to get maxed gear too
you throw some potatoes at them and give them a bed
Don't game at school
Game at school
I love gaming at school
Also i should be able to play in like an hour if anyones free
I'm $5
hi $5
Lame
AJ join the server
I’m trying, I’m converting my mojang account then I gotta wait until John is able to add me when he gets home tonight
AJ arrival in like 2.5 to 6 hours
I plan on playing in a lil while
same
Im on rn 😎
joseph im so confused about ur school hours
Today and tomorrow its 8:30-12:05
But i wasnt at school m-w because of strep
Normally its 8:30-2:56
L
it’s very much an L
yes
hopefully i can play leater
i agree
enchanting room is done
lets go
im getting on
i have something special to build
i think rn we need an iron farm, xp farm, and villagers the most
im gonna kill all of your frogs and then replace them with creepers
I’m gonna kill you
69
😦😦😦
wutker no longer
@civic crescent left for dinner will continue my search after
@glossy iris would probably be interested in this
also if anyone finds a speedy horse lmk
minecraft with THE dylan perkins?😱
wild
im down
My mojang account won’t migrate and it’s really not fair
Does it say why
It keeps stopping at this not going on, both my phone and laptop
Can’t tell what’s going on there
Ok I think I got it
I decided to try to just link it with my old Xbox live account and it worked
nice
im showering and then ima hop on, im in the nether though
so i cannot help you AJ as my stuff is in my top secret vault
john you should set world spawn closer to josephland
since thats where everything is
if they can make it to josephland they are worthy
If not, they are the enemy
Im just gonna get the controller profile set up for Minecraft then I’ll go look for josephland
and we will hunt them down
do you want coords aj
dont give aj coords he must work on his own😤😤😤😤
I shall
anyway im hoppin on now
can you do the other command i sent you earlier too🙏
You should do /give @clady614 diamond 99999
/give frog
Minecraft
is Steve a futty
i keep dying to lag 
i lost diamond horsie armor :(
and i had eight diamonds
and 15 blaze rods
and like 82837472728473 nether wart
i lost my blazerods😵💫
@dense iron I’m gonna close the game then set up the thing I’m trying to do it’s making my computer shit itself
alr
I would just play with mouse and keyboard but I don’t have my mouse with me and my touchpad sucks
Makes sense
@civic crescent iron farm materials
ima put them in the john chest
don't quite have everything yet
Alright I finally got keysticks installed I should be in in a sec
im suprised you haven’t been fishing joseph
I dont have any
@torpid tulip can i borrow some iron for the hoppers for the iron farm
i dont wanna just take it
Ill fish for some later
Probably will tonight
What does it do
Alright I’ve now found josephland, hopefully I’ll be easily playing tomorrow since there are a few kinks with the controller I’m trying to work out

Yes
silk touch for 7 emeralds do i go for mending or keep it
i think ill keep it we have more villagers and thats a good deal
it gives you a bowl of cum
Win
W
yeah the afk farm wasn't working
the iron one?
No
I have finally worked out my controller kinks
@civic crescent yo I went into your house just to use your bed since it’s night and I’m trying to get wood so I can start building, didn’t touch anything else though just letting you know
@misty thunder there's a sheep pit with sheers you can use for wool
aj are you gonna make a torch Ouse
Sweet
Im building it right now
@pulsar pebbleyou can come back
Minecraft
creeper blew up my house and the game keeps booting me so i nearly lost all my stuff
@torpid tulip sorry i had to get off for a bit
mom wants me to do stuff or else I’m in trouble
I’m coming back soon just eating soup
it's okay. I was able to get my stuff
that’s another reason i wanted to get off lol
i didn’t want to have 5 minutes in the chunk and they despawn
i couldn’t find the hole
@pulsar pebblethe spawner is so deep underground that it may not work
tyou need 15 blocks under the spawner room but I only have like five
before bedrock
those are all cave spiders
would that still work?
Maybe. I am asking rn to let some zombies spawn
They will not be one hit kills though
this happened to me in the nether but with a ghast and i died in lava
you can break bedrock
there's not ten layers of bedrock
@pulsar pebbleseems to work somewhat
Gotcha
yayyy!!
@pulsar pebbleI'm gonna need you to dig me out though lol
cus my pick is nearly dead
jos to the rescue vol 2
also this is good because clerics can buy rotten flesh for emeralds
i'll hop on in a few minutes
@torpid tulip lmk if you need coords because you got kicked
I need to go soon
ill leave the iron and diamonds in the chest so you can make pickaxes
ok!!
also a zombie dropped a potato
so we have one now
The mob farm is at least faster than a traditional mob grinder that uses a dark room and no spawner
Plant that mf potato
I'll plant the potato where is it
plant the papa
In my inventory
bruh
@torpid tulip 280 block away!!
Woah
done!!
I found a treasure chest full of potatoes
Among other things
This "heart of the sea" is probably special
You use those to craft conduits
Nice
That sounds like it does something cool
I also have some glistering melons and a golden carrot
the melon is for potion brewing, the carrot is just food
Damn I thought the carrot did something cool
it's the best food in the game iirc
it has the most saturation
but you can get them from villagers
I was able to make it back home
the tunnel ends in a cavern and i couldn't use my nearly-broken diamond pick so i had to run around the cave doing parkour for fifteen minutes to get out
Invited
im playing sm when i get home
@glossy iris i have a half used iron set for you, i just got diamond so i don’t need it
I gave my iron gear to AJ and Joslyn
pro gamer with full diamond armor?
i need to get that i just havent grinded enough
i plan on spending like 5 hours mining tmrw
you know it dude
nice i have um 2 diamonds rn
i spent most of my time building an impenetrable vault
anyone want to get on rn?
@dense iron i might need a rescue mission
I might in a bit
yayy!!
@worldly owl potion chart I made
Sorry at work
conduits let you breathe underwater
useful for raiding ocean monuments
no wait you need supplies from ocean monuments to make a conduit
uhhhhh
they're useful for fun
man i need to play on the server more ive got so much homework tho
still in need?
nah
ok
@worldly owl there’s a sally kitty here rn
Where
i got us a cleric because it’ll work well with the zombie farm, and I’m trying to get a thorns dude rn
@civic crescent yo i just got mending for 10, keep?
i feel like it’s a steal
Keep
If you get mending always keep it
ok, it’s 12 cheaper than the one we already had too
i also got a second unbreaking villager, 26 emeralds vs the 44 from the one we already had
What level unbrealing
3
Nice
yeah i though it was a god deal
start a raid in josephland @pulsar pebble we'll get totems and better trades
ima get on at like 2
true
Can we do it tomorrow, im working all day 😞
Also we need to get trap doors on the trading hall to keep the villagers safe
No
im going exploring rn
repairing my pick with the zombies is very slow lol
even slower than if I was filling my xp bar
I was there earlier it took forever to even spawn like 10 zombies so i decided to just mine
also i found a spider spawner
and a geode if anyone is interested in it
There's a geode by the soawner I'm at
nice
i glitched out and somehow suffocated in a wall💀
so um
yes
that's unfortunate
i didnt have anything very special
just 3 diamonds and a mending hoe
oop
I think I had one death the first day
I died to a skeleton
i had no armor, shield or weapons
or food
I'm at level 41
Ive only died once and it was because logan killed me
@civic crescent how do you make the villagers smash
I’ve been throwing potatoes at the@
it’s ok they had sex
its just my modded world lol, i have super cool stuff and that armor gives me god apple absorption
It combines diamonds and amythest and it creates cool gear
Oh ok lol
Im not intelligent enough to hack the server🤣 nor would I if i could
@dense ironyou were working on the iron farm, right?
Uhh
Well I HAD all of the stuff in a chest
But I checked yesterday its missing a bunch
anyway
we have a cleric now which I believe sells name tags.
the farm should work with a zombie
probably
if you give the zombie armor it doesnt despawn either
im pretty sure at least
but not every zombie can pick up items or armor I don't think
nametags are the easiest
fair enough
I havemt been on 😞
@misty thunder @worldly owl
Hi
I would but I’m playing something else right now
AJ woukd have stolen it confirmed
Iron?
This
Either way I didn't take anything I was just trying to figure out what was wrong
i did not either
ill play tonight
i gotta finish some hw but i should be able to play after
joseph all ur cows are gone
i accidentally killed all but 2 a few day ago and ive been breeding them back up but all of them were gone the last time i checked
😭
@pulsar pebbledid you need me for something?
i was gonna ask about having an anvil at the spawner if you had the iron on you
I have plenty
I'm afking rn but if you drop a crafting table and some coal off I can make it
oof
@dense ironwe have like a stack and a half or iron now
w
that's a lotta iron :O
I found one of those new mega veins
plus fortune works on iron and gold now
so big profits
@dense iron I dropped the iron off
Kewl
i'll try and build the farm when I get a chance
massive iron toilet 
Ima use clay mining when I get on next tbh
but but but iron farm :(
True but I have literally nothing atm
what do you need? I can get you some diamond armor if needed
I can spare a chestplate and a sword and pick
I have uh.. random blocks. And red stone
So basically I need everything 🤣 and to stop lagging
where is your house
Thats wild
I havent taken anything besides the iron you handed me
I think I have 1 diamond in my vault
I cannot find it
not me 😊😊
i think i have like 10 diamonds left maybe
I have 14 now because I mad wutker some tools
thank🙏
ima deffo clay mine whenever i play next
ez diamonds that way
and if i find a desert that'd be super awesome
hopping on B)
I may play in a few
Mincraf
I need to get protection IV on a few armor pieces
And eff V and Sharpness V on my pick and axe
i have a sharp V book i can give you
Damn I haven’t played all week
Should be able to get on this weekend
My Minecraft Sally is being neglected
same 😔
I still have the old realm in my realm list
Same
get the new one in your realm list
Get some bitches in your realm list
i need one more thorns and then i have a full set of max armor!!
i have no armor 
good idea, my entire realm list is expired XD
DM me your MC username if you wanna play
Plenty of room in Josephland
@sudden smelt @cloud stratus play MC sometime
oh the server is down
my only complaint about our town is that we are not on an ocean
Is it still
Works for me but let me know if you have issues
Might be my internet
But it was throwing a different code than before when I was being DCed because of my internet
I am crafting mine
oh sweet didn't know there was a realm going on
how hard are people doing the mine crafting?
Gently
i have netherite
hard
when and where
where there's a realm and i didn't know? damn i can't be the one to speedrun anything like last time 😭
when: realm now
where: john's DMs I guess
See pin
alr
hey anyone know what the spawn co-ordinates (or like the co-ordinates where we've gathered) are?
I got VERY distracted adventuring
thanks heheh
It's just the process of having to dig underwater, then smelt each brick, then combine four into one brick
but hey, I've done and the result looks pretty
I could have gave you my aqua affinity and respiration helmet lol
use doors
yes
heheheh, when you break the middle of sugar cane and lag a little so the top ones don't break for a moment
it's like the sword thing where it takes a second before the enemy falls
i lost everything like six times due to lag😭
:(
I've been surprisingly connected on the realm so far given I'm in an entirely different continent
Cows now!
There was one in this little bit, managed to lead three and a calf all the way from the opposite end of that plains in the distance XD
old school style too, I haven't been able to get slime for a lead
also got cat!
Very fun
I haven't been able to play because my internet is so shit I cannot connect to the realm
Ive been busy with work but i should be able to play after school
DEEPSLATE
Remake the deep dark above ground
wait I found some more
that's why you reroll on the table until you get a good roll
that way you can combine books for what it's missing and have it not be too expensive
yes the coords are up in here somewhere
oh ok
we should have @worldly owl pin some of the important coords
I’m down
okay, we can compile a list with coords and you can pin it
yes please
and then if we find something of note we can edit the post
like once we find the end portal we can add it
same
I've done it on Bedrock twice
once with @sudden smelt and once solo but he was playing on the same server as me
bedrock 
I've never fought the wither
100%
Vidda gam
I had a roommate
green top
its very easy
wither ez
only hard boss is the warden
have we found one yet?
i found sulk but no city
ima probably grind tomorrow
and find the stronghold
obviously not enter it
but i can get coords
and prepare portal
for me to fight the dragon i only need an iron axe and a water bucket and food tbh
and blocks
and a pick
otherwise im good
ew axe
Wh
It’s a hole in the wall with a dark oak door
I'm dumb I can't find it
Thanks
i finally have a fully enchanted armor set 😊😊
Neat
I made a mob grindr
Johns gay for minecraft mods
Anyways it works but its a but slower than id like
Better than nothing tho
Don't we all
Ok from this message i went from lvl 7 to 30 so its pretty good i think
are you on rn?
also this farm is like the best thing ever ur a g for building it
it's better than the zombie spawner one?
ah
I'd rather spend a few hours AFKing to make up for the travel time if the zombie one is faster
an auto clicker would make the zombie one really good
true, but mobs spawn incredibly fast with josephs and you get more of a mixed look
loot
this is crazy for gunpowder!!
im gonna do that rn
ill add a few chests too because they get filled up sm from all the bows
sounds good
I'll hopefully get on today
my armor is not perfect yet. I think I am at protection III+ for everything
I think I have a netherite chestplate
I only have Protection IV and Unbreaking III on it but that's about as best as you can get on a chestplate from the enchantment table
so thorns and mending are not a huge deal
did you do all of it through a table??
yes
I have I think Aqua Affinity, Resp. III, Protection III and Unbreaking III on my helmet from the table
I think
by boots had depth strider as well
mind you I had like 50 levels and rerolled several times
I have prot V on everything and thorns II as well as mending
Full netherite
Four sets of armor and five of tools
I also spawned two withers and made a few beacon
I built a gold farm an iron farm a creeper farm a spider farm a slime farm
A flying machine
on the grind ofc
logang if you don’t get on
we need the iron farm bruh
@civic crescent I can’t get the creepers to stop blowing it up
they shouldnt be able to unless you opened the trapdoors
they’re closed, i was afking and i came back to it exploded, i fixed it and it did the same lol
thats weird
don't stand right next to it?
become more skilled
get good
Feeling like a hobbit in my little fantasy area, eating copious amounts of potatoes
nice
Huh
I put that there
Anyways since my internet has been out
This is the update on my solo world
I found a duplication glitch in the mod I'm using
I get infinite chain link makers🙏🙏🙏
who took my stonecutter :(
Definitely was @/FakeStoner
Hahagagahahahaha
someone took my couldrons too 😭
NOOOOO
it was not me
@worldly owl who is in the server
I've noticed some missing items from my house as well
You
yeah
SORRY ILL HOP ON TO GOVE IT BACK
I VILLAGER GOT LOOSE AND WAS ATTACHING TO EVERYTHING
MY BAD
i love the 2 different perspectives
I am the chicken king
AJ's house is your throne
Please don’t leave chickens all over my house
