Weezer

[balmy umbra]

Sorry bout that

[ocean cedar]

Oh I didn’t know either I just saw someone else reply to it as well

[balmy umbra]

Good to hear he brightened up a bit to it though

[dapper wasp]

album 20 is nearly here

i love weezer but as a weezer fan I am their biggest critic

the good is amazing the bad is meh

nothing that makes me want to pierce my eardrums with a toothpick

[short tulip]

I love weezer

[dapper wasp]

wildly relatable statement

[balmy umbra]

This 👆

[mortal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-weezer-cant-stop-partying-gif-22023939

[dapper wasp]

i hate raditude

so much

so sososososo

so so so much

[mortal mirage]

i cant stop

partying partying

[balmy umbra]

YOOOOOO

Tyler fr

[dapper wasp]

please stop

breathing breathing

[versed jolt]

Why did I read that to the tune of Fruit Salad by The Wiggles

[dapper wasp]

fruit salad

yummy yummy

[south leaf]

what song is this

[balmy umbra]

Read the top text and you have your answer

[south leaf]

ooh okay

thx

[grave hazel]

@everyone

[balmy umbra]

What

[grave hazel]

weezer

[balmy umbra]

Weezer

[wispy turtle]

Wheezes

[balmy umbra]

Maybe

[dense coyote]

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert...

[mortal mirage]

You said you'd never heard of them

[dense coyote]

How cool is that?

[mortal mirage]

So i went to your room

[balmy umbra]

And read your diary

[dapper wasp]

watching grunge leg drop new jack through a press table

[balmy umbra]

And then my heart stopped

[mortal mirage]

Listening to cio cio san

[dense coyote]

Falling in love right over again

[spare gulch]

Tbh I only listen to "Say It Aint So." Don't come after me 😭

[balmy umbra]

Damn thats crazy
Now all you gotta do is start up My Name Is Jonas and go all the way to Only In Dreams

It's only 10 songs of greatness

[dense coyote]

That's okay, but I agree with the other guy; The Blue Album is great. If you like Say It Ain't So, you'll like Blue.

[balmy umbra]

Yeah

Took me some time but it wasn't hard for me to embrace Blue as a whole

[hollow wolf]

[balmy umbra]

Weezer

[wispy turtle]

being a is fun

Squeezer

[hollow wolf]

Queerzer

[dapper wasp]

yeah the blink 182 song 🔥

say it ain’t so I will not go

turn off the lights

carry me hoome

(im joking don’t come after me )

[dapper wasp]

real

[dapper wasp]

and then listen to maladroit

I love maladroit

too much

[balmy umbra]

YES MALADROIT

Very awesome rock album

The best one till Red in 2008

(After Blue and Pinkerton)

They went hard with Maladroit

[hollow wolf]

I’m gonna buy it than burn it

[balmy umbra]

Would burn it

[versed jolt]

Squirter

[mortal mirage]

god maladroit is so good

was surprised by how uhhh rock??? it was when i first listened to it

[balmy umbra]

Precisely

[steel flint]

locw ir

i typed wrong channel AND typo'ed

god 😭

[balmy umbra]

What

Omg please

That was like a month ago I did that

[dapper wasp]

real

[dapper wasp]

hi

[dapper wasp]

have you listened to the white album?

[balmy umbra]

White is nice

[mortal mirage]

some of it yeah

love king of the world

and california kids

surprisingly i actually like thank god for girls

wasnt my thing at first

but damn its good

[balmy umbra]

Valid

This is what I like from White

[mortal mirage]

mine is pretty much yours without do you wanna get high and jacked up

[balmy umbra]

Real

Is that EWBAITE I see

Thats like their best modern work till OK Human

Cleopatra mid tho

[dapper wasp]

racist

[dapper wasp]

the intro to california kids is heavenly

[dapper wasp]

I don’t like ok human

😔

[balmy umbra]

AYO

Bro Im just tryna say I like the album whatchu on about

[balmy umbra]

Bros gotta appreciate the symphony eventually

[dapper wasp]

I can see it’s good, I just don’t like it

[balmy umbra]

Ok

[dapper wasp]

ok

[mortal mirage]

my personal list of favorites from the album

honestly i think ewbaite was better than ok human

not by much tho

cleopatra is in fact mid

[dapper wasp]

take me back

back to the shack

back to the strap with the lightning strap

opinion in hurley?

[balmy umbra]

W

[balmy umbra]

Also W

[balmy umbra]

Psh I aint got no opinion of that one yet

So far it’s bored me

But only Memories, Ruling Me and Hang On have gotten my attention

Still a bit better than Raditude which was so lame I dont remember what half the songs sounded like

I probably slept through Raditude

[dapper wasp]

same

i hate raditude

the dawning of the brave new world is good

[balmy umbra]

The closer I get to EWBAITE on my playlist the more likely I am to skip the Raditude/Hurley part (4 songs overall)

Red is great and ends so grandly and then it reaches Raditude and I just want Aint Got Nobody already

Didnt mention the 1 song from DTFM that I like

Nah but I praise the loving hell out of EWBAITE
Was skeptical of what people said about it at first but after Foolish Father and the Futurescope Trilogy, I couldn’t go back

“Legendary” is the best word for me to describe EWBAITE

[mortal mirage]

is red good

ngl my only songs i know are pork and beans

which is fine

and troublemaker

which

uhhh

i dont like

[mortal mirage]

absolutely

good foolish father is such a good song

wish it was the closer

i like futurescope but

that choir hits different

[dapper wasp]

dreamin kinda slaps

[dapper wasp]

I just act like raditude never existed

so I don’t accidentally start hating weezer

[dapper wasp]

I think I read somewhere that rivers loves the trilogy himself

like it’s some of his best work

[mortal mirage]

what are you guys' favorite weezer songs tho

[balmy umbra]

If you dont include TFST then it is the closer

[balmy umbra]

Yes Red is great

Except Heart Songs

Which is nice but could be shorter

[dapper wasp]

oh god

ok this is a hard question

im gonna list my favourite from the albums I actually listen to since it's hard to choose

Blue - say it ain't so or surf wax america
Pinkerton - The good life
Green - Photograph
Maladroit - Keep fishin'
Red - Pork and beans
Hurley - Brave new world
EWBAITE - Back to the shack
White - California Kids

OK human - all my favourite songs

[balmy umbra]

Only In Dreams
El Scorcho
O Girlfriend
American Gigolo/December
Haunt You Every Day
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived
I Want You To
Hang On
Ive Had It Up To Here/Futurescope Trilogy
Jacked Up
Mexican Fender
Paranoid
High As A Kite
Bird With A Broken Wing/Numbers
End Of The Game
Angels On Vacation
Records

[dapper wasp]

we are two very different weezer fans

[mortal mirage]

I haven't actually listened to every album but might as well make a favorites list from the albums I have listened to

Blue - Only In Dreams
Pinkerton - El Scorcho/Across the Sea (I swear I'm not a weird guy who likes Japanese people)
Green - Photograph/Don't Let Go
Maladroit - Dope Nose/Keep Fishin'
Make Believe - Perfect Situation
EWBAITE - Foolish Father
OK Human - Aloo Gobi
Van Weezer - Beginning of the End
SZNZ (Overall) - Run, Raven, Run

[dapper wasp]

I didn’t name make believe because I hate it

but if I had to choose it’d be perfect situation

[mortal mirage]

Yeah I've only listened to that and beverly hills

and uhh the other one

[dapper wasp]

my favourite sznz album is summer though

i think

[mortal mirage]

Summer is good but I think Thank You and Good Night is the only song I really like from it

[dapper wasp]

hard to choose

[mortal mirage]

yeah sznz was unexpectedly solid honestly

my favourite is probably winter or autumn

[dapper wasp]

album 20 is only releasing in 2025 😔

autumn has the coolest cover probably

[mortal mirage]

lmao

are you in the weezer discord server

[dapper wasp]

🔥

[dapper wasp]

weezercord?

got banned

had an edgy phase

[mortal mirage]

💀

[dapper wasp]

I’m in mr. rivers’ neighbourhood though

rivers cuomo’s official server

[mortal mirage]

oh no yeah i was talking about that one

is there another weezercord

[dapper wasp]

yea

[mortal mirage]

oh damn

[dapper wasp]

the fan one, more active

[mortal mirage]

im only in the rivers cuomo one rn

oh huh

alright then

[dapper wasp]

I’m not even gonna appeal my ban because I was in the wrong 🔥

no point trying lol

[mortal mirage]

lmao

at least you admit it

[dapper wasp]

the problem is they deleted all my messages I sent in the past

when my messages weren’t the reason I got banned

[mortal mirage]

what

then how did you get banned

[dapper wasp]

when the custom activity status came out

I uhh

yeah put some weird shit there

then someone screenshot it 🔥

I thought only people in my friends’ server could see it 😭

[mortal mirage]

💀

[dapper wasp]

I think you can ask around there, doubt anyone remembers me

[wispy turtle]

Rivers Kart

[rain robin]

fancy sauce is haunt you every day but sadder

[balmy umbra]

Kinda

Haunt You Every Day is amazing

Fancy Sauce is also amazing

[wispy turtle]

Nah if I didn’t like Fancy Sauce then there’s no way in hell I’m liking Haunt You Every Day 💀

[balmy umbra]

Everybody’s crazy and so are you

(You’re the one thats crazy)

[pliant barn]

hate it

[balmy umbra]

What

[wispy turtle]

facts

[ocean cedar]

fancy sauce is top 3 on saviors

[balmy umbra]

Hell yeah

Haunt You Every Day is like that for me and Make Believe

I break down every time

[silk palm]

Bobby Sox is the most Weezer sounding Green Day song ever

[balmy umbra]

Girlfriend

[dapper wasp]

weezer fans can't relate

[balmy umbra]

Thats crazy

I dont even want a gf

Couldnt commit to the relationship to be a good bf

[wispy turtle]

crier

[wise patio]

thats the most weezer fan sentence ever uttered

[balmy umbra]

Thats crazy

Exactly what happened in 8th grade

I felt like I wasnt holding my weight so we just became good friends

I’d rather have a lot of good friends than 1 girlfriend

[woven forge]

Rivers cuomo is the greatest man that ever lived

[balmy umbra]

Mayhaps

He is the angel and we are the ones that are praying

[dapper wasp]

that’s what they all say bud

[dapper wasp]

I have literally 100 more but I don’t wanna spam too hard

[woven forge]

my current top 10 weezer

1. the good life
2. holiday
3. california kids
4. grapes of wrath
5. the greatest man that ever lived
6. photograph
7. keep fishin
8. can't knock the hustle
9. perfect situation
10. say it ain't so

[balmy umbra]

Nah fr tho
A relationship that I actually have to contribute to instead of co-existing with the other person is too much

[balmy umbra]

Valid

[dapper wasp]

say it ain’t so at 10 is criminal

it’s even satisfying to play if you know how to play guitar

the good life is amazing though

I WANNA GO BACK

I WANNA GO BACK

[balmy umbra]

And I dont even know how I got off the track

Thats the first Pinkerton song I knew thanks to Youtube recommendations

Then Pinkerton came a couple days later, which I finished Across The Sea - Butterfly in a hotel room by myself

That was unforgettable

Didn’t hate a second of it, and I got a huge laugh out of “IM DUMB SHES A LESBIAN”

[dapper wasp]

I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE OOOOOONEE

[dense coyote]

WE THOUGHT WE WERE MARRIED IN MY MIND

[wise patio]

BUT MARRIED IN MY MINDS NO GOOD]#

[dense coyote]

A PINK TRIANGLE ON HER SLEEVE

[balmy umbra]

LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH
LET ME KNOOOW THE TRUTH

[ocean cedar]

i still cant forgive rivers cuomo for blocking me on snapchat in 10th grade

idek why i just sent him a video of me playing guitar and he blocked me

[dapper wasp]

how long ago was this lmao

[mortal mirage]

I don't know how many of you guys are in the official weezercord but those fellas are currently trying to get Island in the Sun up to 1 billion streams by its anniversary so uhh

bit of a big goal

but come on guys just keep playing it

[balmy umbra]

Idk about 300,000+ more

[mortal mirage]

300,000,000*

looks like theyve got

uhh

400,000/day so far?

[balmy umbra]

Bro I mean 300,000 MORE people on top of the 700,000 people already

But in the next 7 years once Green turns 30 then maybe we'll have 1 billion

[dapper wasp]

I think it started in rivers cuomo's official discord

but it's an insane goal, not enough people know about it or want to leave their computer on streaming island in the sun 24/7

[mortal mirage]

yeah by 'official weezercord' i mean rivers' server bc the 'weezercord' doesn't seem particularly uhhh official??

and the other one literally has rivers in it

[dapper wasp]

both have rivers in lol

but yeah I get you

[mortal mirage]

oh

lmao

didnt know that

[dapper wasp]

lmao

[mortal mirage]

anyway yeah

absolutely insane goal

[dapper wasp]

island in the sun isn't even that good of a song imo

I think it's only their top song because it's one of the first songs everyone leans if they pick up guitar

[mortal mirage]

pretty sure it's weezer's only song above 500 million plays too

which is just

rough

tons of good songs

[ocean cedar]

Like 5 years ago

[balmy umbra]

They came back after Pinkerton and made some radio friendly stuff

2000s hold some of the biggest alt rock songs ever so

[dapper wasp]

I know the lore lmao

rivers opened up too hard in pinkerton and was too edgy, people hated it

then he made green lol

[dapper wasp]

they made some fire shit on maladroit though

[balmy umbra]

He hated a lot of green but it gave them a platinum in time

Maladroit rocks hard

[dapper wasp]

too hard

[balmy umbra]

So hard that some songs on there have less than 1 million listens on Spotify

[dapper wasp]

it's just different

love it though

[dapper wasp]

ish

[balmy umbra]

They came for Dope Nose and Keep Fishin but didnt stay for the rest

[dapper wasp]

every song on the album is great

[dapper wasp]

they recently all hit 1 mil

[balmy umbra]

Ooooooo

Nice

[dapper wasp]

I love fall together so much

[balmy umbra]

Ive been wanting to get my hands on a physical copy of Maladroit

And EWBAITE

[dapper wasp]

and slave

[dapper wasp]

stuff is waayyy too expensive where I live lol

I only buy physical copies of stuff for family

I bought some royal blood and pink floyd vinyl for my brother recently

I hope he likes it lo

[balmy umbra]

I get them to show that I REALLY like them

[dapper wasp]

sounds like something I'd do lmao

scare the hoes 🗣️🗣️

except there are no hoes I talk about music too much and creep people out

[balmy umbra]

I try not to go crazy

But American Idiot is one of my CDs

Only one I own for Green Day

I also got Dookie on vinyl for my birthday

Blue, Make Believe, Red and OK Human are mine too

[ancient quiver]

This is the best top 10 weezer songs ive ever seen holiday is best on blue

[dapper wasp]

that’s a nice collection

red’s album cover is kinda funny to me

rivers with a moustache is uncanny

[balmy umbra]

Scott looks so cool

It was hard for me to get used to him since he looked so much older than the other guys in 2002

Brian looked young asf especially

But I've grown on Scott, dude means no harm except maybe in Cold Dark World?

[mortal mirage]

Scott feels like such an outlier compared to the other guys in the band

dont know why

[balmy umbra]

Well Matt and Mikey looked similarly aged

Scott looked like a middle aged man trying to fit in with a bunch of graduated college students

[mortal mirage]

i mean sometimes he looks like he fits

[dapper wasp]

he canonically fucks

[mortal mirage]

nah no way

he un-fucked and became a virgin to join weezer

[dapper wasp]

spoiler because kinda nsfw

not super

[wise patio]

this is the image on the weezerpedia page for sex lol

[dapper wasp]

yes 🔥

[mortal mirage]

damn

no offense to scott but out of all the weezer guys i wouldn't rank him first lmao

i blame his teeth 💀

[dapper wasp]

REAL

he kinda looks creepy

pat on top though

he has done nothing to be or look creepy ever

[mortal mirage]

fr

he always looks so cheery and nice

[mortal mirage]

holy shit how have i just now seen this page

its the funniest thing ive seen

[wise patio]

it should be in a museum

its a masterpiece

[dapper wasp]

he's also really skilled

[ancient quiver]

Weezer make believe is in weezer top 3

Amazing album

[balmy umbra]

W Make Believe

Its not in my Top 3 but its way too hated

[dapper wasp]

I think it's hated a fair amount

It's not as bad as it's made out to be but the amount of people that love it is big enough

[balmy umbra]

I heard it got mega hated at release

Besides the popular songs (Beverly Hills broke top 100)

[dapper wasp]

most albums after blue were hated

until like white

[balmy umbra]

Hope Haunt You Every Day didnt get caught in the crossfire because thats the best damn song on MB fr

[dapper wasp]

then people hated van weezer

and pacific daydream

and teal

[balmy umbra]

They came back with EWBAITE pretty strong

[dapper wasp]

true

[balmy umbra]

I think its their most legendary work of the 2010s (theres not much to compete with)

[dapper wasp]

white is amazing

[balmy umbra]

White is nice

But Im half and half with it

Half of the songs are amazing and almost half are decent

I say almost half since I like Endless Bummer but I dont love it yet

But White had mostly sweetness to it with some weird stuff

[wise patio]

white is they're best album since maladroit aka its they're second best

[dapper wasp]

i love maladroit

I love most of their stuff

except make believe

and raditude

and van weezer

and pacific daydream

and the black album

but other than that I like everything

[wise patio]

how

[balmy umbra]

That's wild

[ancient quiver]

MAKE BEKLIEVE IS GREAT

[surreal edge]

Forgot he is back playing CH

[balmy umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbFg3osSkPE

[ancient quiver]

Why is pork and beans not on the red album in spotify

[balmy umbra]

It's there

But they made duplicates of them when Blue Deluxe was released

And renamed them all to "Weezer" instead of "Blue" or "Green"

One has all 10 songs
One has the 14 songs
And one has all 16 minus Pork And Beans

They did not have to make it so complicated but they did

[chilly fable]

jared <3

[viscid ivy]

weezer is probably one of the best rock/indie bands out there

blue ablum being hands down the best

[balmy umbra]

Absolutely

They're still my #1 deep down

[viscid ivy]

ptv has to be my number 1

there are very few bands that every song is playlist worthy and ptv is deff one of them

[balmy umbra]

I have a whole playlist of just Weezer songs

And then a whole playlist of everything else

[viscid ivy]

the whole blue album is on my main play list lol

[balmy umbra]

All the songs on mine range across every album they've ever released minus a few side onces

Course that doesn't mean every single song

1 for pacific daydream, all 10 for blue and pinkerton
1 for van weezer, all of OK Human

[graceful sky]

i saw weezer live 😔😔

[balmy umbra]

I'm gonna see The Strokes live in a few weeks

[dapper wasp]

I hate you

jk ily

but I'm still jealous

[balmy umbra]

I wanna see them live too

[pliant barn]

weezer mid

[balmy umbra]

Cap

[potent temple]

:redalbum:

[potent temple]

did you mean to say fire

[pliant barn]

midder than mid

[potent temple]

i don’t like you.

[pliant barn]

most basic band ever

[potent temple]

jk

[potent temple]

still good music

[viscid ivy]

Weezer has the best riffs

[balmy umbra]

W

[ancient quiver]

Pinkerton > blue

Make believe > green

[balmy umbra]

Maybe

In your view

[dapper wasp]

wrong

green slams

[ocean cedar]

https://fixupx.com/raemaand/status/1760785872641777902?s=46

[grave hazel]

weezer

[balmy umbra]

Weezer

[dapper wasp]

wEezer

[mortal mirage]

weazer

[viscid ivy]

weezah

[dapper wasp]

river weezah

[balmy umbra]

Awkward ahh interview

[dapper wasp]

every single interview with rivers is 😭

even the staged one

with the guy from the office

[balmy umbra]

Like Rain Wilson

[feral hinge]

Weezer is my favorite band

[balmy umbra]

Yes

W

[ocean cedar]

Weezer

[balmy umbra]

Weezer

[versed jolt]

Weezer And Green Day

Obv

i love mostly pinkerton, blue, and ewbaite tho

[balmy umbra]

W

Dookie and American Idiot are Green Day's best but Blue and Pinkerton will live on

EWBAITE is a modern classic

[ocean cedar]

Pinkerton is my favorite album ever

My high school anthem

[viscid ivy]

my fav album has to be jaws of life

kinda recent but still fire

[balmy umbra]

What

Thats a thing

[viscid ivy]

yeah

its ptv

my fav grrenday album is american idiot or dookie

[balmy umbra]

Weezer Green

[mortal mirage]

gralbum

[wispy turtle]

Squeezer

I refuse to say Wezeer

[dapper wasp]

queerzer

[spare gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-weezer-weezer-weezer-fan-blue-album-weezer-blue-album-gif-25750969

[dapper wasp]

why weezer die

[balmy umbra]

What

[dapper wasp]

this channel died lmao

[balmy umbra]

Ok

Wow I found a goated article

Idk if I should post it cause rules
But it's about Weezer
And it's Rivers

[mortal mirage]

i mean

its the weezer chat

[balmy umbra]

Yes

Then perhaps I should

[wise patio]

how do we feel about weezer playing new york on 9/11

[mortal mirage]

Is it really that deep

[balmy umbra]

Sounds wild

But thats the way it is

[wise patio]

obviously, this implies rivers did 9/11

[versed jolt]

WEEZER MENTIONED

I LOVE WEEZER

I LOOOOOOVE WEEZER

WEEZER IS MY FAVORITE BAND

[balmy umbra]

Yes

[wintry breach]

So good but 1 more hit and pink triangle are…

[mortal mirage]

its only 'bad' for the lyrics

the rest of it kick ass

so i dont know what you're talking about

[balmy umbra]

Across The Sea is a bit weird but also hard asf

[viscid ivy]

Across the sea had me thinking weezer were pedos

But pink triangle is deff the best from Pinkerton

[mortal mirage]

id say el scorcho is the best from pinkerton

[balmy umbra]

Agree

[dapper wasp]

brian bell:

[daring talon]

HOLY SHIT

BLUE ALBUM TOUR

WTF

[mortal mirage]

yeah

awesome

probably wont be watching it since its all in the us and europe i think

[dapper wasp]

only us i think lol

[balmy umbra]

They're doing a UK thing before the Blue Planet stuff

[dapper wasp]

oh

sucks they dont branch out as much

[balmy umbra]

Idk they went to South Africa at one point last year I think

Well

[dapper wasp]

WHAT

[balmy umbra]

South America I mean

[dapper wasp]

oh

[balmy umbra]

I'd have to look again

[dapper wasp]

I was about to say if they came to south africa without me knowing id be mad

[balmy umbra]

Lol

[dapper wasp]

do you think they'd ever come to south africa?

green day is coming in january and im super excited for it but idk if weezer would ever come

[balmy umbra]

Looks like not

But good luck with Green Day

[dapper wasp]

damn, thanks lol

[balmy umbra]

I'm seeing them at Wrigley this summer a couple weeks before Wezer

[dapper wasp]

ooh nice

have fun at both lol

[balmy umbra]

I had a great time with The Strokes after all the filling bands

I didn't know Beach Bunny was a popular thing, I thought it was just UIC people

(University Of Chicago)

[feral hinge]

Hot take:

El scorcho is overrated

[balmy umbra]

Mayhaps

[whole rose]

as someone who loves pinkerton thanks

[dapper wasp]

the g in lgbt stands for goddamn half japanese girls

thats why

[balmy umbra]

Perhaps

[ancient quiver]

The best weezer albums are pinkerton, green, make believe, ewbaine

[balmy umbra]

I think Blue, Pinkerton, Maladroit, EWBAITE and OK Human

Not in that specific order

[dapper wasp]

real

[balmy umbra]

Yes

[wispy turtle]

Being gay is my favorite 🔥🔥🔥

[balmy umbra]

Ok

[dapper wasp]

Ok

[viscid ivy]

Blue and Pinkerton r tied for 1st for me

[balmy umbra]

Valid

[dapper wasp]

maladroit coming in second for me

[ember plaza]

[whole rose]

i got banned from the discord server so i dont like weezer that much anymore

[wise patio]

what did you do?

[whole rose]

nothing

[wise patio]

really?

🤨

[whole rose]

Yeah i just got banned for a false report

[wise patio]

oh that sucks

[whole rose]

Exactly

[wise patio]

why would that make you like weezer less tho

it's not even river's server

[whole rose]

idk i just said that cuz i was mad+ it realky was the official one

[wise patio]

it's technically not official just has rivers in it

[whole rose]

yeah

ima make a new profile

[wise patio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/252988599690199041/921629933011365948/78467100-46B4-4AAB-B26D-574383B53876.gif

fair enough

[whole rose]

new profile

[ocean cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyIjmzieXIk

im so mad i cant see them on the tour

[terse mist]

ik this reply is way too late, but for me there's only one Red Album, 15 songs, including Pork And Beans

[dapper wasp]

same

[dapper wasp]

there is an official one

that rivers made

[wise patio]

I know

[south leaf]

damn

[candid shadow]

im bout to weez

[silent gorge]

erm weezer does not exist

[balmy umbra]

Weezer exists

[silent gorge]

nope

can someone unmute me pls i cant take this anymore

[candid shadow]

i just weezed to weezer yesterday wdym

[balmy umbra]

Fr

[oblique glen]

weez nuts

gotem

[rich beacon]

The Blue Album is the only disc of Weezer
The other is a Mandela Effect

(For me)

[balmy umbra]

For my or for me

[rich beacon]

For me

[balmy umbra]

Valid

[ember plaza]

[south leaf]

real

[mortal mirage]

virgineezer

[candid shadow]

pinkerton

[oblique glen]

pisserton

gotta love how ratitude uses the same font as here comes the shock and pollyanna

[wispy turtle]

Yoooo fr

[mortal mirage]

WHAT

https://tenor.com/view/raditude-jumpscare-raditude-jumpscare-gif-26280578

[balmy umbra]

No way

[ember plaza]

shitterton

[candid shadow]

pinkershit

[oblique glen]

pissshitfuckmymomspussybutlastandceirtanlyleastpinkerton

[oblique glen]

i love ratitude jumpscare

also exists

[wheat sphinx]

Weezer has two amazing albums like Blue and Pinkerton. But at the same time they did Green Album and Make Believe. Two of the worst things made by humanity.

[balmy umbra]

Green was relatively mid and Make Believe was half-and-half

Sounds like you don’t know about Raditude

Raditude makes Make Believe look GOOD

I like Make Believe

[ancient quiver]

Make believe is good

[mortal mirage]

Green is good!!!

[balmy umbra]

Green really depends on if you're in the mood for it or not

[compact oyster]

How are they capable of creating multiple masterpieces and multiple musical catastrophes

[grave hazel]

weezer

[balmy umbra]

weezer

[ember plaza]

[wise patio]

https://tenor.com/view/raditude-weezer-cool-very-nice-gif-21712825

[light hinge]

Weezer collection

[ember plaza]

happy 30th birthday to the blue album

[visual cedar]

yo i like this band

[visual cedar]

hey i know you

[balmy umbra]

Blue 30th is a W

[light hinge]

You seem familiar as well

[jolly crane]

Love

I hate you! Un-weezers your Weezer

[jolly crane]

Ur pfp: weeze dayr

[whole rose]

yes

[balmy umbra]

Thats crazy

[jolly crane]

I can't not look at this image

[jolly crane]

Here

[dapper wasp]

at ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk.

[balmy umbra]

Ah hell nah

[mortal mirage]

I thought the older women would like me if I did

[jolly crane]

Skibideezer

[candid shadow]

weezer 🤤

[wispy turtle]

“Brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi w dip dip” -Rivers

[candid shadow]

Real

[light hinge]

Weezer poster over bed

[balmy umbra]

Amazing

[ocean cedar]

I have this (the only pic i have rn is with me in it)

[rich beacon]

Well,now Weezee Like Me

[austere salmon]

WEEZER

OH MY GOSH

WEEZER

weezer❤️

[oblique glen]

FACE REVEALLLLLLL

dude weezer is such a virgin

[ocean cedar]

dude

ive had my profile pic since i joined

[ember plaza]

[jolly crane]

I am a.... Weezer

[balmy umbra]

Him

[wispy turtle]

HES HIM!!!!! HES HIM

[dapper wasp]

me

[jolly crane]

I thought he WAS the microwave 😜😜😜

[sweet zephyr]

@languid sleet i think pinkerton is their best

[languid sleet]

It's definitely in my top three

[sweet zephyr]

niceee

[onyx summit]

Doing weezer discog

Weezer rdiscog ranking

1. Everything Will Be Alrigjt In the End (2014) - 9
2. Weezer Blue (1994) - 8.5
3. Make Believe (2005) - 8.5
4. Weezer White (2016) - 8
5. Maladroit (2002) - 8
6. OK Human (2021) - 7.5
7. Van Weezer (2021) - 7
8. Pinkerton (1996)- 6.5
9. Hurley (2010) - 6
10. Weezer Red (2008) - 6
11. Weezer Green (2001) - 6
12. Weezer Teal (2019) - 5.5
13. Weezer Black (2019) - 3.5
14. Pacific Daydream (2017) - 2.5
15. Ratitude (2009) - 1

Update year and a half later

I still think the lyrics are kinda garbage

Not as bad

Songwriting makes up for it

I think I can call it "good" but nothing more idk

I get it more tho

[balmy umbra]

MB at 3 is a W

[ancient quiver]

Why do people hate make believe

[balmy umbra]

It was hella hated on release cause of how poppy it was claimed to sound like

The constant repetition of lyrics during each chorus didn’t help it either

But I lost someone in my life around the time of my first listen to Make Believe so that helped me to like it

Especially the closer Haunt You Every Day which seriously needs some dang attention

[mortal mirage]

Based EWBAITE ranking

Honestly I really can't say raditude is a 1 imo

I like if you're wondering and tripping down the freeway

[ember plaza]

Payday Holly

[onyx summit]

Used to have it at 0.3

Everything else is a disaster of a project

[terse mist]

Hot take
I actually like Beverly Hills

[wise patio]

thats a very luke warm take

[ancient quiver]

Perfect situation > buddy holly

[balmy umbra]

Beverly Hills is a fun song so its not a hot take to say you like it

[onyx summit]

Alright fellas took a week but I finished the Weezer discog now ranking it

1. Everything Will Be Alright In The End (2014)
9.2/10
Favorite Track: Foolish Father

2. Weezer (Blue) (1994)
8.8/10
Favorite Track: My Name Is Jonas

3. Weezer (White) (2016)
8.2/10
Favorite Track: California Kids

4. Make Believe (2005)
8.1/10
Favorite Track: Perfect Situation

5. OK Human (2021)
7.7/10
Favorite Track: Grapes of Wrsth

6. Van Weezer (2021)
7.6/10
Favorite Track: Hero

7. Maladroit (2002)
7.4/10
Favorite Track: Burndt Jamb

8. Pinkerton (1996)
6.8/10
Favorite Track: The Good Life

9. Weezer (Green) (2001)
6.1/10
Favorite Track: Don't Let Go

10. Hurley (2010)
5.9/10
Favorite Track: Memories

11. Weezer (Red) (2008)
5.7/10
Favorite Track: Pork and Beans

12. Weezer (Teal) (2019)
4.9/10
Favorite Track: No Scrubs

13. Weezer (Black) (2019)
4.1/10
Favorite Track: Cant Knock the Hustle

14. Pacific Daydream (2017)
1.4/10
Favorite Track: QB Blitz

15. Ratitude (2009)
0.7/10
Favorite Track: (If You're Wondering If I Want You Too) I Want You Too

[onyx summit]

Top 10 Weezer songs

1. My Name Is Jonas (1994)
2. Say It Ain't So (1994)
3. II. Anonymous (2014)
4. The Good Life (1996)
5. Burndt Jamb (2002)
6. California Kids (2016)
7. Foolish Father (2014)
8. Hero (2021)
9. Grapes of Wrath (2021)
10. Memories (2010)

[ancient quiver]

Top 5 weezer albums are

1. Pinkerton

2. Blue

3. Ewbaite

4. Make believe

5. Green

[rose quartz]

[wise patio]

maladroit bellow make believe should be illegal

[ocean cedar]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5c5rLhAayijwytvgq5AfVF?si=KV75OYiXQ2CJ0BnTceoVtQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A5ClwmEMWeYJPRuCeDNug3S they still sound so good

[woven forge]

Top 5 weez songs

1. Greatest man that ever lived
2. The good life
3. California kids
4. Holiday
5. Photograph

[ancient quiver]

Best list ive seen

[balmy umbra]

Alright list

Cant disagree with anyone liking those

1. Only In Dreams
2. The Futurescope Trilogy (its technically one full thing)
3. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived
4. Haunt You Every Day
5. Bird With A Broken Wing

American Gigolo might be 6 for me but EWBAITE has so many songs I would put up there

[ancient quiver]

Whats ur favorite of the futurescope triolgy

Mine is aynomouz

[wispy turtle]

My top 5 weezer songs
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

[manic shoal]

Blue is not overrated.

[wheat sphinx]

My top 10 Blue Album:

1. Say It Ain't So
2. Holiday
3. Undone
4. Only in Dreams
5. My Name is Jonas
6. Buddy Holly
7. The World Has Turned
8. No One Else
9. Surf Wax America
10. In the Garage

[balmy umbra]

Return To Ithaka

[polar grove]

We’re

[lethal dagger]

Weezer albums ranking for me

1. Pinkerton
2. Blue
3. White
4. EWBAITE
5. Maladroit
6. OK Human
7. Van Weezer
8. Red
9. Hurley
10. Green
11. Make Believe
12. Pacific Daydream
13. Teal
14. Black
15. Raditude

Keep in mind these are based on my scores on AOTY

[balmy umbra]

Respectable

[versed jolt]

what's with these homies deezin my nuts

[balmy umbra]

Thats crazy

[ember plaza]

hip hip

[iron whale]

guess what

[ancient quiver]

Chicken butt

[ember plaza]

and you're on a holiday

[ancient quiver]

Foolish father > say it aint so

[terse mist]

I like how the lyrics of Where’s My Sex make no sense at all unless you know the context

[wispy turtle]

White album (1994)

[grand quest]

Oh you’re here…….

[iron whale]

bro what you want

[grand quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1152215716146192466/1279265397631094784/attachment.gif

[iron whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-skibidi-on-skibidi-skibidi-toilet-gif-5884176396532714359

[grand quest]

Wait

[iron whale]

you’re white too

[grand quest]

https://tenor.com/view/white-role-white-role-rolecism-gif-4676482213469236888

[grand quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-white-role-roleism-roleist-gif-9657885952455891317

[sinful linden]

s

[grand quest]

Yes

[barren quarry]

"What's with these homies,dissing my girl?"

[sinful linden]

This is an indication that they might not like your girl

[grand quest]

Yes

[ancient quiver]

Make believe is in weezers top 5 albums

[potent temple]

whats the other 4

[grand quest]

Who’s at the concert rn?

[snow junco]

oo-wee-oo

I love weezer guys

[ember plaza]

new holly

[grand quest]

Louisiana is saved🙏

[snow junco]

New lock screen who dis

[snow junco]

Thoughts on Pork And Beans?

[wise patio]

peak fun weezer

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-purist-snl-matt-damon-rivers-cuomo-gif-20081301

[snow junco]

Real gif

[sinful linden]

He has a point

[snow junco]

I agree honestly

Buddy Holly is good, don't get me wrong

But pork and beans is better

[ancient quiver]

Buddy holly is overplayed

[sinful linden]

My favorite is Why Bother?

[ocean cedar]

This is crazy

[ocean cedar]

Listen to tragic girl

[sinful linden]

Okay

[snow junco]

Idk man I just like the way pork and beans sounds

[sinful linden]

1 minute in, I still like why bother better

we’ll see how the rest goes

[ocean cedar]

https://open.spotify.com/track/35SRuRfp5BvD1yArmXKNHO?si=jdxu6qBZQSCtk8EAQMZc6w

And that one

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1NlTYUF6THYCD2cNROD9YT?si=1jWKS7loQqG95jHt51lpFg&pi=u-uN_182IiRri5

[sinful linden]

Tragic girl completed

Pretty good

Still like why bother better

[sinful linden]

Already listened to this before

Very good

[balmy umbra]

🟦

[wispy turtle]

Blue album if weezer never formed

[snow junco]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKERTON

[balmy umbra]

28th babyyyy

[grand quest]

Hell yeah

[ocean cedar]

https://x.com/peniscuomo/status/1840233101949054979?s=46

penis cumo =w= SAW WEEZER 9/27!! (@peniscuomo) on X

evil weezer be like
Rivers: I HATE WOMEN!!!!!!
Brian: I love adults!!
Scott: racist
Pat: I have hair!!

Twitter · Sep 29, 2024, 3:32 AM

[wise patio]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-wilson-weezer-123-drum-gif-20293064

[grand quest]

LMAO

[low elk]

weezer is life

lol

i may or may not be rivers cuomo

[versed jolt]

i like weezer

[sinful linden]

Sometimes I wonder why rivers never dropped IJTOTLOMD as an A side

It’s definitely good enough to be one

[wise patio]

Cause he scrapped the whole album

It was never intended for Pinkerton

It was made for songs from the black hole

[sinful linden]

Some SFTBH songs made Pinkerton tho

[wise patio]

true

it probally would have been a bit out of place tho

since its not as personal

[sinful linden]

Yeah I guess that’s fair

[smoky oak]

those songs were based on his experiences

each song is placed after when they were written

Tired of Sex and Getchoo being written somewhere before and after blue while no toher one and why bother was written while in college i think

while the rest were made for pinkerton

i think he wanted to use tragic girl instead of butterfly but thats probably not true

btu regardless it was never finished until 2010

[viscid ivy]

facts

both songs have meaning and their good but pork and beans on top

[snow junco]

Yeah

[viscid ivy]

unpopular opnion but after listening to weezer more my top album is green instead of blue

i cant decide if blue is second or if pinkerton is

[sinful linden]

I have an unpopular opinion: Maladroit is one of Weezer’s best

[sullen wigeon]

i have a popular opinion: weezer sucks

[sinful linden]

Popular opinion: shut up

[sullen wigeon]

weezer sucks

[solid sequoia]

What’s your favorite track from it?

Mines either Slave or Love explosion

[sinful linden]

Slave is good

I unironically think that Dope Nose is good as well

[solid sequoia]

Yeah that ones good what are your thoughts on Burndt Jamb

[sinful linden]

Alright

Solid for sure

[sullen wigeon]

its shit

like the rest of their music

[sinful linden]

This screams ‘I’ve never listened to weezer and just want to be contrarian’

[snow junco]

Lmao

Why are you here then

[ocean cedar]

You don't have to be negative for no reason

If you don't like the band why are you in this channel?

[tiny gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/bangchan-bang-chan-wolf-nomemorto-jeongincel-gif-2091538424814686677

[sullen wigeon]

I have listened to their music

[tiny gyro]

I like how all your messges here in the thread are jut "ehrmm weezer sucks 🤓"

[snow junco]

What is bro trying to accomplish lol

[solid sequoia]

lol there’s a Weezer logo cookie cutter up for sale I kinda want it

[swift moat]

I want one

[viscid ivy]

ermmm wezer sucks

like how is that going to change the million people who listen to it lil bro

[solid sequoia]

Green Album

[rotund heron]

Anyone here follow what the band has been working on for their 20th lp?

Well 20th album.

[solid sequoia]

A server im in has a whole forum about it

I know it’s going to be a color album

Supposedly pink or yellow

[late mountain]

i think at this point its yellow

apparently weezer got a song in a hallmark movie

which i think might not be the last weezer christmas thing since i swore i remember him mentioning a christmas release (unless that song is the release lmao)

[solid sequoia]

Yeah he’s been hinting at a Christmas EP

[worn frigate]

Weezer: the Dr. Pepper of rock

you either love it or hate it, and personally I love it

blue and Pinkerton are both great

[sinful linden]

Dr Pepper is mid

It’s okay

[worn frigate]

true

never my first pick

but if it's the last option at like a party or something

then that

[sinful linden]

The one soda I genuinely dislike is mello yellow

[noble geyser]

You guys won't understand this unless you read starving for attention but...

[storm elm]

Hate (I can't stop listening to them)

[analog moss]

Weezer.

[hollow wolf]

[lime canopy]

ayy

i like weezer a lot but im afraid to tell people that bc the fanbase fucking sucks

[ancient quiver]

The fanbase aint that bad atleast its not the mcr fanbase

[solid sequoia]

I’ve met some nice people but the bad bunch definitely sticks out

Uh I’ve seen weird member talk never again..

[native saffron]

wiiu i lok juerst lk bloody holy

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fair spade]

rs 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[solid sequoia]

Wii U mentioned what’s a failed successor?

[ancient quiver]

Damage in your heart > buddy holly

[solid sequoia]

Let it go the damage in your heartttt

[hollow mica]

Pinkerton is strt ass

[worn frigate]

why bother

its gonna hurt me

its gonna kill when you desert me

[wise patio]

loud inccorect buzzer

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

[sinful linden]

Pinkerton is straight PEAK

[solid sequoia]

this happened to me once before

[worn frigate]

it won't happen to me anymoooore

[worn frigate]

only in dreams is so peak https://youtu.be/ha3QivnjbIU

[worn frigate]

https://youtu.be/nr_3L6M-Hsk

my fucking god

[solid sequoia]

Hey I know you

And yes I love that song

[worn frigate]

Hey do I know you

WAIT YEA

[solid sequoia]

So many hella mega tours this year (not really)

[jolly crane]

Not really hella mega.. hella tiny. 😭

[worn frigate]

op amp big muff can nail both Smashing Pumpkins and Weezer tones ig

[upbeat kelp]

Make a wild guess 🤤

[winter fulcrum]

WEEZER DUH NA NA NA NA NA NUHHHH (the buddy holly riff)

[valid oyster]

weezsr

my best friend would fucking love this place

[neon marten]

Weezer is absolute peak

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-weezered-get-weezered-youve-just-been-weezered-weezer-wednesday-gif-25906219

[rain robin]

today i cried from a weezer song

so sad

[flat pond]

I dont know if its me not being a weezer nerd but besides the blue album a lot of their good songs are really spread out

[neon marten]

I sorta agree but I think Pinkerton is also a great album

[wheat sphinx]

That's my problem with Weezer. They have good songs after Blue and Pinkerton, but I don think they have good albums.

[neon marten]

Maladroit, the green album, and everything will be alright in the end are all great weezer albums

[ancient quiver]

So is make believe

[neon marten]

I gotta re listen to make believe but from what I remember it was alright

[lime canopy]

weezer

[flint rover]

I am pro weezer

[graceful depot]

i LOVE weezer

almost as much as a love greenday

I went to a weezer-greenday concert

last montg

my two favorite bands playing at the same music festival 🌹🌹🥹🥹

[solid sequoia]

Same twin

[cyan moss]

Genuinely such an amazing band

Rivers has amazing vocals

And their songs are also amazing

[terse mist]

imma be honest
Buddy Holly is an awesome song don't get me wrong
but the meme isn't even funny anymore, never has been either

[graceful depot]

omg its so annoying when people say that Weezer is only popular cuz of the meme and isnt a genuinely good band like no 😭😭 I dont have anything against that meme but come on thats not the only thing that makes Weezer good

[flat pond]

weezer fans look at ts and be “my favorite album!!”

[native saffron]

what is that

[solid sequoia]

Hurley

[mighty marlin]

i got ketchup on my weezer shirt today 😩

[solid sequoia]

Sorry for your loss what shirt do you have?

The only weezer shirt I have is a red tour shirt from 2008

[neon marten]

Stole this from the weezer server

[potent temple]

omg its my goat

[solid sequoia]

Hi friendo

[shut yarrow]

The world has turned and left me here🎶🎶🎶

Underrated opinion Pinkerton is their best album

[sinful linden]

Literally everybody under the sun thinks this gang 🥲

Pinkerton ain’t underrated no more this isn’t 1996

[solid sequoia]

Coldest take ever

[shut yarrow]

Omg i think i live under the sum again my bad

Dont know the weezer fanbase that well

[neon marten]

Weezer fanbase likes most weezer albums but for some reason they hate Hurley

[mighty marlin]

its a custom shirt that says " i had to stop blasting weezer to be here"

[solid sequoia]

The closer is bad

Which is surprising weezer closers are like always good

[neon marten]

Was it the Coldplay cover?

Or time flies?

[solid sequoia]

Time flies

The Coldplay cover is deluxe

[lime canopy]

by no means is this an "underrated opinion"

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[marsh jacinth]

I’m not a die hard weezer fan but Pinkerton is thier best album

[cyan hound]

this is my ranking of the albums thus far (I've only listened up to raditude)

[solid sequoia]

Prepare for Hurley

[neon marten]

Great ranking

[cyan hound]

im listening to hurley, its peak so far

[cyan hound]

Now that I've listened to Hurley, I would put it above Red, in the Good Tier

[ancient quiver]

yall need to relisten to make believe its so peak

[solid sequoia]

Real

[cyan hound]

underrated

[neon marten]

I recently did and it’s so much better than I remembered

[solid sequoia]

My favorite song from Make Believe is Peace

[lime canopy]

make believe is the biggest blueball of all time

have any of you even listened to the demos

rick rubin ruined fucking everything

[solid sequoia]

No

I don’t listen to demos

[cyan hound]

I like Beverly Hills

[terse mist]

ngl i think my favourite Weezer song of all time might just be Dreamin’

[cyan hound]

Valid

[neon marten]

NEW WEEZER ALBUM IS RECORDING TODAY🥹

[dusty pagoda]

LETS HOPE ITS PEAK

[supple marten]

WAIT WHAT

HOLY YESSS

[graceful depot]

YAYYY

my fav weezer song is surf wax america

[dusty pagoda]

That’s so real

[dusty creek]

I LOVE SZNZ AUTUMN

TOP 5 WEEZER ALBUM

[terse mist]

please yellow please yellow please yellow

[jovial crest]

pork and beans is 🔥

[neon marten]

No but a rainbow album because it’s their 20th

A rainbow would be fire

[terse mist]

a rainbow’s got yellow in it so i’ll take it