#general-chat-2
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Damn
fights u
Hey ho
how u
Fineeeee
how floopy skirt

Hits you
yuh n that gud
revoke ur women drawing rights n switch to gay men kissing
🤤
sup fellas
Who the helly
No
yes you should follow melody's order
I just keep getting pinged
I'll pass
me the helly
Hmm
paws you
hi penster
can you do the
getting genshin spoiled in fucking TERRARIA discord?
This one's made of metal and it's a bit greasy. I should get myself more than one, for variation in tone and texture.
I'll consider it
How much is one?
Hmmm well this one is an "American Songwhistle" I think
It's solid metal so it's $40
But something like this would be great for a higher pitch and smoother movement
Metal has to be greased, that's why I guess this whistle has a coating of grease on it, but plastic ones don't.
Idk why I'm so kooky. Just being able to spread happiness and joy is my gift to the world I guess 😁
Every human has a use. 
I'm just a kooky guy. I've been through far too much for one life.
But that's okay. I live on my terms now. And I'm a very happy guy 😁
I know my birthday is in 12 months, but I think for my birthday this year all I want is for my folks to donate $500 to help fund the local Homeless Shelter's Christmas Dinner.
I try to be, as I like to say, rich where it matters most.
Gospel!!!11!!
Revelation 3:20
“Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.”
Aww ❤️ That's beautiful. Personally, Psalm 23:4 got me through some really hard times.
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me." - Psalm 23:4
Im glad to hear God got you past those hard times!
As a guy who has spent months, years even, in deep depression following my battle with stage 1 brain cancer (dead serious), I've learned too much. Far too much.
Oh man im sorry that you have that
But that's okay. If I'm alive, I will live putting light into the world.
Ill pray for u
It's okay. I've learned a lot. Too much.
?
All I want to do is spread joy. You know, one day I want to return to the hospital that saved my life and serve as a person who will help innocent kids get through their darkest days
That'll make me so happy I could explode
Ye
I went through Brain Cancer and now am in remission (which means I no longer have cancer) that was back in 2018.
But those scars and those memories and that trauma lasts forever
YOOOOOOOOOO PRAISE JESUS HE GOT RID OF IT 🔥
Yeah, like eight years ago 😂
Jesus will get you through it 🙏 Im sorry about the bad memories you got from it though
It's a common known fact for those that know me that I battled Brain Cancer in November of 2017 and went into remission in 2018. I still got my radiation masks and those traumatic memories never go away.
Kinda crazy to think 2018 was that long ago
I really do hope you get better man
Because thats some bad stuff you had to go through
Eh, I've been getting better. This year I'm planning to put as much light into the world as possible.
I like that mindset 🔥
My project I've been working on since mid last year, ProjectSWW, is a great start.
I got a little Reddit page and everything over at r/ProjectSWW.
Maybe thats God's sign that bringing light into the world is your thing
Ill make sure to check that out
Perhaps you're right.
I'm gonna try finishing up my first ever artwork since my battle with stage 1 brain cancer, first in ten years, and I'll post it and the timelapse online.
Alright then. And btw thanks for not just mocking me or Jesus when i sent the verse I really apprectiate it
And THEN I gotta do what I call a "Campfire Session".
?
I sit down and talk about what I want to do in the following month; a campfire session.
Good idea
I think I'll resume what I did before the holidays and maybe do a bunch of other stuff around town, get myself a bus pass and find a job.
It'll be nice.
It sure will and it will help a lot of people
Anywho, I got things I gotta get going :p
It's wonderful to be able to chat with ya.
I'll send a friend request so you can keep in touch
You too, dude. 🙂
Thanks. Cya
I deliberately typed a message in that discord where I shouldn't have just so I could get banned
Grrrr stop pinging me here
haha peny
horrendous name
yo guys i havent played terraria in a while and my friend wants to do calamity mod with jjk add on anyone got any tips i should know just about one of them atleas
Delusion
Wdym delusion
I used a calming potion and got swamped by like 3x the number of enemies, several times in a row. I don't think they work.
I drank a battle potion and there were less enemies
skill issue pesti

Clentaminating underground desert crimson is hell
I thought the desert spirit must have some ability where it clones itself and you have to find the right one to attack or something, but no, they actually just spawn in sets of 40 
fargos when it comes to spawning the most annoying enemies in the game:
dont eat metal
eat rocks
I just beat the eye of cthulhu and i know i have to beat the brain but im not sure about any preparation or summon so can someone give me some info on what gear i should have and other stuff about the rest of progression
You all know how in 2025 we said the big 25 well for 2026 how about we see the massive 26
What did I do bro
the same thing animals did
were born tasty
Mg3(Si2O5)(OH)4 in special tastes
Genshin has finally revealed the grand master of the knights of favonius
Also this boss fight against ONE OF THE 5 SINNERS!!!
isnt this a terraria discord server?
This is a general chat
i know i was joking
Mid game, would rather talk about something else.
are you a bouncy boulder cause I'm looking for a rebound
What’s a terariera?
Is this 3d game with zombies and stuff where everything is cubes and your a guy named Steve
That doesn't sound like a critically acclaimed mmorpg with a free trial including the base game and 2 expansions with unlimited playtime 
I hate both of you
my world is cooked ı spawn in go left no chest corruption ı go right corruption the first biome is
ı got spawn camped
guys give me a random seed and ımma make a world out of it
nobody replying ımma just do 999999
getfixedboi
Guys I've been in hell for 3 hours and tortured soul ain't showing up 

make sure there are a lot of blocks outside your screen
I wandered back and forward over a mess of the large obsidian buildins
Maybe he just hates me 
Could smell the purification powder on me
Oh...
I had seen ONE spawn, and yeeted powder at him as my minions killed him...
3 hours later I give up and return home
My stupidity earned me an unholy trident at least I guess
GETFIXEDBOI
ok i have to ask here since this is the 2nd smartest server i know
fun
am i stupid for not knowing ds cartridges were so small they use what are extesively midi files for music playback instead of pre-recorded tracks
this revelation hit me as i was scrolling a midi-hosting site i sometimes lurk on
am not apart of the server cause i got 0.3 idea on what u asked
like they appearently only hold up to 512 mb in actual data
and i find that so isane but obvious at the same time
What?
That just seems like a thing you'd know if you actively sought out that info rather than naturally come across it
eh probably but looking back it makes sense for the time
i was just under the assumption they held way more then half a gigabyte
I never really questioned it tbh
they deleted it off all the internet sorry
before the final final update? damn it all
yeah sorry the overlord ai panicked and told them to delete it...
yeah also the backup ai panicked and deleted it too... the ai said its sorry...
chat this is why i despise ai
he had ONE job
yeah the ai panicked and said sorry
but it unrecoverably deleted all content from the internet
noooo mr guard
damn the pc cant even run doom
yes it can, everything can run doom
the entire keyboard is a single button even if it could run doom it cant control doom
Chat, how rare is it to have 2 enchanted swords in one world?
Nvm I looked it up and it ain't that rare
im tryna get nights edge but i dont have it yet so before i get it should i use blade of grass starfury or murasama
Starfury kinda goated imo
Good for underground exploration nd killing things through walls
how do you farm hellstone when i touch it i lose hp but when i mine it lava spawns

Hit it when there’s blocks between you and it, or quicker is using obsidian skin potion for lava immunity
im assuming this was answered way back 
its the funny man
where is the wall of flesh
hell
throw guide voodoo doll in lava while guide is alive
or throw the guide itself but thats annoying to set up
it will be facing the center of the world depending on where you spawn it
i can throw it anywhere?
any lava in hell
but you should do it at the edge of the world for maximum fighting time
and the wall will come to you?
it will come from offscreen towards the center of the world
moving at a constant rate accelerating based on missing health
u think its hard
cant help you much on that since im used to eternity wof
i have molten armor and nights edge
but like... just flatten out hell or at least clear a decent area and with a good weapon you'll be fine
yeah no you're way more than fine
alr
dont forget medium/well fed, regen, ironskin and swiftness potions, and ale thats all you need honestly
water walking+obsidian skin or one of the 39 billion fire damage preventing accessories if you dont have a long bridge
alr
played 100 hours on a dif steam acount years ago
Downloaded the game for the first time in years and ive been playing nonstop for 2 days
Wierd flex
its weird indeed considering my favorite game genre is mmorpgs and my most played game was wakfu until my pc coudlnt play it anymore
Why does she still look badass even while wearing animal ears!?
because animal features do not reduce a character's coolness factor (she does not in fact look badass she looks like the edgiest edgelord since sasuke uchiha existed)
tails, ears, wings
This is just adorable @potent wing
the golden rule: if it has 2 colors, it can play bad apple, if it can run, it can run doom
man when a character is described by their own media as "adorable" "cute" or "charming" they are most certainly NOT, they are overexagerated representations of the trait
Context her daughter klee is a knight of favonius with the title spark knight (she is cute small and obsessed with making things explode to the point where multiple times she has been sent to solitary aka grounded by the grandmaster)
Fun fact: Back when Doom released, you did need a pretty beefy PC to play it and also properly config it otherwise it will run too fast or too slow
VAMPIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEE
Columbina makes me want to play Genshin again 
Weh
Opps sorry
@regal dawn @still cloud BUT NEXT UPDATE REWARD FOR NEW QUEST
Too bad I don't play genshin anymore
Awwwwww
Terrar
sup[
bleh
bleh.
blah
blergh
@trail flower pfp is so peak wtf
Thank youuu
ira's pfp even more peak wtf
nice

I have played Terraria a bunch, around 1000h. But I have NEVER seen a spider nest in a glowing mushroom biome until now.
Have you?
hi
No
Not sure if I've even seen 2 mini biomes inside another before
Like granite marble whatsoever
Gem cave
in my many hours i have indeed seen many spider nests inside glowing mushroom biomes
and even several trees that cut straight into the underground dungeon
I started reading another mid reincarnation tower system manhwa so when I read a good one it will be peak.
You should read it, it's actually better than i thought.
ok but who
final thoughts on forgotten?
I literally told you.
but now you had more time to assimilate the work in its entirety
Mmm.
I wished more of Rika and Orchid's relationship was shown,|| the friendship between liorre and Mittens feels a bit strange especially after her crashout, i like how they concluded that those marked still faced oppression but much less and other cats were opening up to it, as for the mid points of the story I liked the twists especially the one directed towards liorre since that would fit liyjas character, the death was shocking but felt needed so that's good.|| The pacing didn't feel off for me that's an extra plus. Overall it's still a strong 8.2/10 for me
better than those murim slop 🔥
Return of the blossoming blade is peak, trust me.
Please read it, my webtoons kinda comicless.

@nova roost congrats on 9m :))
thanks
Hype
HOOPS MADE A THANG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggpln_-NoPo
Song - Jim Yosef - Firefly
Visit our Reddit Page to download our free-to-use Minecraft Blender Rigs Pack over r/ProjectSWW!
NOW GO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!
YAAAY 😄
No party pewpers plx
anyone need a friend
Terrar
De Nile is a river in Egypt Lucy you husband is gay
what
Search it up on yt
It's ok
it was the perfect match of interests but it wasnt an immaculate connection
shouldnt you be spoiling that
butter dawg
Butter on my dawg
man i really need better shields
I don't understand how to even understand this image
actually nevermind SM sham sucks i liked prot war more
its simple, the text is just so i can see what the fuck oneshot me (rare), the only relevant parts of the ui are the "<whatever> ready now!", my health bar, the enemy healthbar in the top left, and the video that im watching
literally 90% of it is just... not important 90% of the time
I understand it now
you dont look at the whole bottom half of the ui
the top right is only to see whats melting you when it happens, the chat just... doesnt matter
and the dps meters are for e-sword measurement contests
pro tip: this is how 90% of mmorpgs work, the ui is there to make the game not look too empty but its bad id rather have half life 1 ui over that bunch of nonsense
obligatory og wrath images inbound
people unironically did use these
absolute dogshit :3
The inventory and heal bars taking up 35% of the screen lmfao
inventory? what inventory?
The boxes across the bottom?
those are all action bars and yes heal bars taking most of your screen is important for healers, you gotta see WHO you need to heal
they can hold items but theyre mostly macros skills and some importanter consumables
That's wild that there's that many actions just on the screen
It's wild you can do that many actions
oh you sweet summer child, let me tell you about ye olden days
well the ui didnt even change that much lately
uhhh but like lets talk about many actions
that is in fact very few actions
let me show you one of my favorite classes to play in an mmo: the ab from ro
That's crazy
tell me, have you ever used your whole keyboard as keybinds for a game
You can't use the mouse??????
Etf
Wtf*
Hoow
you can
theres this other game, RO, its point and click, and it gives you 40 whole button slots
arch bishops in fact, dont have enough
That's so wild
you literally use your WHOLE keyboard and still dont have enough bindings
no no it is, but you have so many conditional skills that are important
thankfully it got somewhat better lately but like you have 36 buffs, 4 different heals, a revive, 2 dispells, a teleport, a teleport people to you, a debuff and many more
Man that sounds stressful
It might be this lol
Both probably
what the fuck i cant say thats just life in french
this is literally 1984
cest la vie
Like ofc you get used to the controls of a game you like
ok i just cant put the ' in it ??????
The Nile is a river in Egypt you have low-key rezzed gen 2
Yeah lol
im not even... an AB main im a spirit handler main... soon to be druid once it releases...
i wish i was playing wakfu now...
Does Wakfu stand for something or is it just elite ball knowledge?
wakfu. the game.
Ohhhh
its in my tag
funny thing i cant play it because of my gpu
my gpu cant run opengl 2.1
I must go now the Nile is a river in Egypt for I'm watching a movie and it has started good bye
goodbye
It was nice conversing with you
nice to meet and talk with you too
... man i really need to get a better gpu
Yea good luck I can delete you
ok
=w=
what happened to general chat 1?.....'
hello
dead

There's a general chat 1?? 
There’s a general chat 2?!
There's no general chat 3!?!
There’s no Sergeant Chat?!?!
Why are there general chats
hi chat
It's an interesting place

doesnt count
Fully counts, gets more off topic than both channels combined.
No, valve keeps saying they'll release it but it always gets delayed
Just like 1.4.5
doesnt count for general chat 3 is a corpse
only the ancient remnants of this server remember gen 3
also blossoming blade is mid
It actually existed?
Absolutely garbage opinion from you as usual.
#584133734312312926-chat
iunno man looks murim generic to me
How many chapters did you read?
its as generic as kpop band members look the same
Think of it as science.
I'm reading finding fiends right now.
Should count.
nuh uh thats a b roll one
Idk man seems fair to me.
is blossoming blade a b roll story that you read to pass the time rather than actively engage in the content being delivered?
finding fiends is like
perfect for wasting time not for indulging in the story
Mmm.
Then what do you want me to read.
And I want you to read until like chapter 100 or the end of the ghost doctor arc.
Aka peak fiction.
if youre asking for this much
then uhhh let me see
100 chapters of blossoming blade for 64 chapters of we are 101
anyways last ep of tged is in 8 days
Yeah i can do that.
After the 9th of January.
why is a guide not spawning in hell even tho the house is suitable ?
night
SO BADASS
i just bought the game and played for an hour or two and all i have been doing is cut trees find chests and stuff, appaarently there are housing and a lot of stuff, how can i beat the game and how long will it approxmately take for a complete first timer? (medium world classic)
medium world is a solid choice
how many hours you think? also how do i even beat the game lol?
i haven't played terraria for a while lol but i think it'll be around 100+ hours
dig down to find caves
wow to beat 1 time, its my first time ever so probably 200+lmao
If you want help idm joining to help you out
if you find a conveniently shaped crystal, which is a heart
idm joining?
I'd suggest you find that out yourself
I don't mind joining is what they said
i smash it to increase hp
yes
yeah i am able to play a lil later?
i saw it in a begginers guide but i havent found one yet but i have upgraded a whole lot of mana using fallen stars
i see
i saw ur bio u like rouge likes, i also just bought slay the spire in winter sale, bet u def played it?
okok i was like maybe yk
ic for example?
which examples, card roguelikes or the one i played
bullet heaven
how is it
epic
ok the conversation has to be short lived since i am not fond of long conversations sometimes
unless it is a "help" question
which also depends if i have that knowledge intact or not
Alcohol
Wine
Cider
No wine sucks ass
So what better?
Agreed
Terrariaholic
Ultrakill btw
I slept like an angel in the first 2 classes
Oh i feel so relaxed rn
I hope maths doesnt ruin my mood
You have school?
Yuuh
For me it's still vacation
I have engineering art today thats goonnaaa be helll
We dont have vacation
From 26.12 to 12.01
I was entering exams since mid december
Damn
We have a lot of holidays
In may we 8 days
Our summer holidays laat whole summer
Bye
anyone trynna play i just got the game
Drunk on erraria
Helo degos
heo
Ooo i hope it goes well
Sometimes I forget Androids exist is ZZZ
ALSO I WANT THIS RIGHT NOW NOT AFTER COMPETITION OF THE NEXT ARCHON QUEST
How old are you?
Gift me a physical copy of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided and then we can talk
Lol
Hi gen chat 2, I hereby divorce all my spouse's I've collected over the months
Good luck in your futures
more for me
My goat 🙏✌️
Hi
h
hello
(angry keldeon noises)
is summoner good on thorium? i like it cus its chill
Looking for people to join me and my friend on a calamity infernum world
my message is already there
Guys, do some people here like rôle play games ? (Like dnd or others ? )
i like arena fps
Like what ?
quake or half life deathmatch
also unreal tournament but i havent played that yet
Okayyy, these are old games , am I wrong ?
Idk this game
they are old games, because the arena fps genre sadly died :(
But what's an "arena fps " ?
well idrk how to explain it properly, but its like shooters that are pretty fast paced (quake is the fastest one i think)
i like difficult games
well i never played it but gl
Thx
np
Is this a nerd and jock reference from webtoon?
no
now get back into your locekr
Nah.
get into your locker before i steal your lunch money

damn he really did get into the locker
quick someone get me a non-masterlock lock so i can lock it up
better than the ff/kh naming scheme
fire fira firaga firaza
blizzard blizarra blizzaga blizzaza
thunder thundara thundaga thundaza
cure cura curaga curaza
aero aerora aeroga aeroza
Not exactly
Arena shooters are (typically) PvP based shooters focused around a limited set of weapons in a small map or arena
Like Unreal Tournament
ohhh thanks
hi
PvP based implies the existence of PvP cringe
ok but pvp combat implies pvp confraternization
competitive friendship
same with pve combat
The only thing I can do for now I have work in a couple hours
Alliances:
i should let people do my summons on ZZZ more often
Anybody know what all the true melees are?
woman grrr :
🤬
stressful first week
idk why courses always start with double the work at the start
oh well
After tomorrow it’s all normal
hi xorome
Hey! Lately I’ve been working on a small online project, and it’s been making a surprisingly positive impact on my life. It’s simple, flexible, and fits perfectly into my everyday routine, which has made it really enjoyable to grow with. I’ve picked up new skills along the way, and it’s been nice doing something that actually feels rewarding. If you’re ever curious about what I’ve been doing or want to hear more, just DM me I’d be more than happy to share.
Sup long time no see
Yeah I don't hang out here very often anymore

=w=
Are you programmed to invent riddles?

Too many words

What does this even mean?
Cool
THEN JUST SAY COOL
i mean its a pretty cool thumbs up emoji
lost to grace at 80
currently at 50
kill gen 1
A turd costs a nerd eight?
Humans, animals, plants, etc. are made of physical matter while gods and magical beings are made of abstract matter.
Abstract matter - Matter which is defined with words instead of a physical layout
rise and shine
i would play hl2 but i doubt my pc can run it
hl1 was fun even though i absolutely despise the stupid alien grunts
10 frames per second is enough.
i run hl1 at 60 its a fucking 1998 game
Half life 2.
havent even tried 2
too busy dreaming about the possibility of the new druid class in RO
RO?
ragnarok online
half life 2 works on the original xbox btw
afaik
it sounds like a cooler spirit handler and sh is my favorite class so
His PC is a lot worse i believe.
counterpoint: my pc is worse
oh mb then
its one of the if not the worst functioning gaming pc in the internet
4 gigabytes of DDR3 ram is a godsend in this economy.
Alright elon musk don't gotta flex.
Are there lfg chats in this dc?
truly
reading is hard sometimes

otsu !
melody™ !
crurufa reincarnated???
Hey! I’ve been working on a little online project lately, and honestly it’s been helping me out more than I expected. It’s something simple, flexible, and it fits really well into my daily routine. I’ve learned a lot from it, and it’s actually been fun trying something new. If you’re ever curious or want to know what I’ve been up to, just DM me I’d be happy to share it with you
@ripe wyvern balatro is an exception btw
i forgot to say that
Balatro balatrez is playing balatro
Ian Somerhalder
this is not shrek
yo are the terraria multiplayer servers up??
Yes
Worked for me so I assume steam works now
self promo much
Scam link /j
Terraria server almost has 666666 members!
dam
trickcal
i just got like the worst seed ever, here it is if anyone wants to try 2.2.2.130461493
hallo
flip
Cat
the monk says, as i literally exsanguinate all living scarlet crusade members within a 2km radius to death
Nice
office complex? i find it quite straight foward
Yar
go on, open the fucking door
stupid gargantua didnt want to let me pass (i was too low hp)
so i just skipped it, now im on a rail without a cart
why there 2 generals?
not the smartest decision
why not
bc i want to not have 2 generals 😠
I'm gonna quote myself again
cool
Like this one is a server with 8k people
And yet there are separate channels for pet images, offtopic art, cooking images, memes
All of which get like one message every two days
Just makes the server list more bloated than it is
😢
This server frankly has a relatively organized list
im doing on a rail without a rail
cause the gargantua decided to be a bitch and not follow me to let me kill it
why there so many chats bruh
Oh that chapter
i dont have a cart
wanna see me struggle to complete it
oh my god finally a medkit
alf life....
im sorry barney, but you pressed the button... you must die
my pc is so bad it lags when i turn on the flashlight on hl 1
i cant believe i didnt think about shooting the mines earilre
lets fucking go
stupid sac alien boss took all my health
Big Momma
would you look at that, i beat half life 1 in 1 day
imma install hl2 but i doubt itll run well
well give me a gentrified tinfoil hat and call me an idiot hl2 is indeed running
terribly
the flashlight in hl2 is actually useful holy shit
and its running at 30+ fps this is insane performance
hi
more like jan 2
it was well optimized even for its day tbf
Hi floop. 
Ello
Hello tree demon.
How are you?
i played hl for like 1h and i kinda js quit
I am doing well but tired, you?
I'm alright
That's good to hear.
hey guys
greetings
take a shower
im sorry?
💩
why would you say that
You too.
Imagine reading 70 webtoons in sizeable quantity.
Oh?
hey im a fast reader
and a fast writer
G'day
it's very simple writing
so you can probably read it while watching family guy and still understand 80% of whats going on
gday
go update garden warfare 2, chat
Hru mate
dont argue with them they think that sitting under a waterfall is a justifiable way of getting bullshit sword techniques in fantasy stories
exasperated but other than that, good
DAMN these graphics good
i think this is the highest end graphics i can achieve with this bad pc
someone just donated 12 robux to me this is the greatest day of my life
due to the current robuxflation you can only buy a quarter of a character face
i need to learn any sword techinques.
i just obtained a new sword yesterday.
holy shit its nok
bigfoot sighting
there’s an issue with this chapter methinks
you have to use commands to fix the lighting
mat_fullbright 0 i think?
thanks now that looks proper
except the stairs are still glow in the dark but thats goofy and im fine with it
it’s some xen bullshit
Is that dude from portal?
i keep blowing up myself with barrels damn
oakley? no
i love me my trusty saw blade
i lost my saw blade along the way but i got something equally as fun to throw around: cinder block
the intended way to kill headcrabs really
Big hammer
@potent wing designated bully is mid slop in the first 5 episodes.
Wasted my time on a lookism clone. 💔
man ravenholm would be threatening if i was fighting enemies that could move faster than a motorized wheelchair
im like dancing around the zombies and crabs thinking damn this easy
stupid piss flashbang zombie
does he know
im straight up just using the gravigun
about the skinny zombies?
ozempic zombies are so stupidly annoying i cant lie
the section where they are climbing the pipes is the worst thing ravenholm will ever throw at you
the rest is mostly atmosphere and whatnot
my beloved yippie
god this game is still so pretty
should run smoothly enough
anyways this would be hard if enemies didnt literally line up to be taken down by a saw blade
would’ve been more interesting if the headcrab zombie got way more aggressive after getting cut in half honestly
just starts crawling around the floor fast as fuck like a little freak gnawing on your feet
sure is scary power walking around the fast zombies (they hit me once for like 3 damage)
but the annoying neurotoxin took me down to 1 hp
they needed to make it feel hard somehow shrug
like i dont even have shit to throw at the skinny zombies in this part
im just walking in circles
this is pinnacle tomfoolery
and the goofy ass screams too
ouch i broke my legs and died
this is annoying i have no way of defending myself smh
gordon freeman ignoring his comically large gun collection
oh yeah true!!! forgot about that
hello !
hi archie
Been a while how you doin
greatest self defense technique: hold a fucking splinter of wood in front of you to prevent the slimzim's jumps
realistically you could throw the piece of wood at them and break half their bones but valve didn’t really care about making good games
i literally bludgeoned a zombie to death with a cardboard box
i just cant take the half life 1 and 2 games seriously anymore
play it with a 2004 mindset trust
gordon freeman casually side stepping 34 quintillion headcrabs:
Garrys mod?
Haven't seen this in eons.
no hl2
Oh mid mid 2.
average murim slop enjoyer opinion
Thought your PC ran it badly?
Waiting for you to read peak.
man i cant even pick up ammo anymore
gordon-freeman-wears-a-helmet theorists proven right once again
40ish fps is crazy good (anything above 30 is good performance to me)
Oh that's playable.
weird how in hl2 you're walking the whole time (or jumping) and in hl1 you're sliding at the speed of sound by acidentally tapping a key
i forgot about grigori’s sneakers. who designed this man
stasis left gordon a bit rusty leave the man alone
oops (most damage ive taken in this whole game is self-inflicted)
headcrabs should’ve been instakill for the Real Gamers
my fps tanks when looking at particles and flames
did i fumble or is ravenholm not yet finished
did you get to the fuckass headcrab cave yet
im there now
anyways the skinny headcrabs make funny noises
but are they the ones that spit the yellow bile if so i fucking hate them they're automatically the worst enemy before grunts in hl1
i believe the ones that spit at you are the black ones
dont even know what that is
oooooooh
im literally going entirely blind
oh wow
and i just recently played hl1
literally yesterday
no yesterday was my 2nd playthrough (that finished in 1 day) the first one was like 3-4 days
as i was getting used to aiming (crazy i know)
also i hate the auto-aim feature it just... sucks
tried once, never again
you got to see gman twice in a week ❤️
the first time i played hl1 i took it super slowly and was playing it like a stealth shooter
then i just said fuck it, shotgun to the face, doom style
infinitely easier
oh i cant stream hl2 its fullscreen
that’s unfortunate cuz i wanted to see you react to the snipers
i think theres like 1 or 2 headcrabs left
are they like the hl1 snipers
i hated those, simply because it was hard to lob grenades at them
far easier to kill in hl2
crabless :)
i think you aren’t actually >meant< to kill the snipers in the first game, that’s why they’re hard as fuck to get rid of
me throwing a grenade on every one of them because i couldnt be bothered:
the worst one was the one right before where you had to crawl under barbed wire in surface tension/"forget about freeman"
quick save and quick load etc etc
there’s one in On a Rail too when you get outside, hidden behind some bushes or something
you have to aim the throw just right so it hits the empty space in the middle
oh yeah funny thing last night
i was low on health and gagantua wouldnt leave the generator entrance
i just took 2 proxy mines and jumped over the barrier, on a rail is way easier without being on the rail
and unfortunately more fun
true
anyways i keep dying to myself man they shouldnt have given me such wonders as throwable explosive barrels...
leader of resistance gordon freeman found dead near a bunch of red explosive barrels
aint no way they thought that this barnacle was gonna get anyone...
the conveniently placed "rope" in the middle of the water
this cart lawnmower thing looks like a safe contraption
yippie zombie chopper achieved
now i can actually go back to using the pistol
the good weapon
or your newly acquired shotgun ?
is it fullbright again
game of the decade
wait is the shotgun actually worth it in hl2?
it has a right click double fire
in hl1 i only used it on vortigunts cause NOBODY else was killed faster by it at POINT BLANK
like straight up only useful against vortigunts point blank...
as we all know the average member of the us military can tank a shotgun blast to the face
lies spread by valve and co
no no not 1
3+
the magnum was an instakill on everyone, the rifle was good against hecu regulars, the shotgun against vortigunts, and everyone else was faster with a pistol
they’re just very well trained
this is what they be doing to make me waste shotgun ammo
oh cool a new weapon
the shotgun is extremely effective tho time to never use it like the crossbow
the crossbow is only cool because of the physics stuff ngl
being able to stick a grunt to the wall is fun
biblically accurate gordon freeman: powerwalking through enemies
l bozo got hit against the combine shouldve just W+m1'd them
sven co op
how am i gonna avoid stepping on sand in the beach
wear sandals
rocks and whatever else stops immediate contact
the buggy seriously gets stuck everwhere
also the weapons in 2 are so much more balanced than in 1
this will be helldivers 2 in 2007
sidenote hey guy
i failed... the buggy got stuck on some stupid plank and i had to turn off a pylon in the sand
Hardcore leveling warrior ain't that bad??
Well the character design definitely could use some work.
iif you want to read that type of lsop go read idk there are no bad warriors
hi mel
elo otsu
in my bi annual appearance
woah
extremely disappointed at the lack of snow
man down here in hellzil its like 30c day and night
cars fighting each other
been hearing people complaining about that
but then suddently
a day is like cold as fuck
for 0 reason then it goes back to being hot as fuck
climate >change<
in the sand?
i dont think so
oooh no, i think they stop antlions from showing up
or is it the other way around
you’ll need to deactivate them in the future so watch out for that wink wink
ive been disabling them all unknowingly, anyways :0 time to play crane
osha violation
highly trained(debatable) biologically modified soldier but cant shoot one guy in a slow moving crane
they suck!!!!
tbf the grenades in half life 2 look cool as hell with their little red light
i dont blame them
at least their grenades*
the hecu could hit direct pipes




