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bruuuuuuhhh
they repent
except jaywalker
ok no I remember
they walk up to the priest,
the serial killer says "Father, I have committed the sin of murder, and I am here to repent."
and I dunno
it goes the same for the robber and for the jaywalker
he doesn't do shit
the trick question is why the jaywalker didnt repent
what.
because
YOU TELL ME
realistic scenario is he didnt actually say anything because he was afraid of the serial killer
Oh boy, want the full story?
BEFORE my battle with stage 1 brain cancer, I was a Minecraft Animator by the name Cobalt Active.
oh.
My animator friends from Boxscape Studios left me to die, my girlfriend left me to die, blah blah. Sob story, ya know
real quick
can you pause for a second
did you beat the brain cancer
or are you still facing it
I did beat the brain cancer.
Hell yeah, that's my man.
I've been in remission since 2018
good job, I hope life's going for you smoothly.
Nothing too hard. Just a massive headache and permanent vision loss out of my right eye
Small potatoes.
Anywho, I couldn't stomach those memories of hellfire so I ended up deleting a lot of my stuff. Rigs (characters and stuff), assets, textures, .blend files (standard work project files for Blender 3D)
So that happened in late 2018
And that INCLUDED several HARD TO FIND ASSETS
It's been 8 YEARS. A lot has happened since I've touched on some of these assets
That image, this one,
this is an asset you made that you recovered?
nice.
Is the exact asset I remember using for one of my projects. Just Duckweed.
It's insignificant, but the amount of resources in this mod was notably insane
It is from the old "Plant Mega Pack" for 1.7.10
Trying to build myself back up, dude. Finding the old bricks of an old man.
well, I hope you manage to find everything, can't let your old stuff fall apart, amirite.
This is good. Look at all these flippin' assets!
Yeah, buildin' my stockpile.
I'm going for Advent of Ascension next. And if they haven't released their last update with the whole yellow dimension thingie yet, I'll be quite pissed
Eh. I did fall apart. For eight years.
Recently I've been slowly coming out of it.
But ya know, that's good. I've been on my own for most of this healing.
I think only I could heal myself at this point.
I might consider working at a children's hospital ๐ค
oh, nice!!
I think if I ditched the skull jewelry and put my giant yellow duckie onesie on, I'd be the floofiest and most wonderful entertainer out there ๐
If I had the chance to work at a children's hospital
well, I'd definitely pull off some stunts.
Well let's take a look here...
So here's some context:
This was before they added Bamboo to Minecraft
So this mod has many types of Bamboo before it was even added to Minecraft
1.7.10
ah, I see.
The Golden Bamboo is a variant of the mod's bamboo
I like these textures a lot more then the Bamboo in the game. They get frilly up the sides
there are many mods which for all I know
can be added and still be suited in Minecraft
Section near the top
This is a section that would be near the top of the bamboo tower
Ye
But I hear ya, man. I would LOVE to see The Aether in Minecraft.
MY POINT!
I do not want to hear a single word of unrealism.
are people forgetting about the potato update?
if I hear a word saying "oh, but the aether wouldn't work in minecraft!"
I am genuinely glad I can bring up the potato update as an excuse
I hate how a large proportion of the minecraft community dismisses mods as "unrealistic" because it has something they don't find "minecraft-y"
Hahahaha ๐ You're damn right.
Honestly, I think the reason Minecraft is flopping as a game whereas Terraria went out with a bang like a supernova is because of its core principles
Terraria is about three core principles, and that is Building, Exploration and Loot.
Minecraft on the other hand, tends to shy away from expanding on these core principles in a meaningful way.
We've had The Nether for over a decade. Why not add something fun and new, like The Aether?
also, can we just compare how minecraft and terraria themselves update?
Terraria added Hell and didn't stop there - they added bosses, they added The Jungle Temple, they added brand new biomes
Minecraft itself
EVERY year
Heck, even the SHIMMER LAKE was a feature worth exploring
And that was at the very end of Terraria's lifecycle
I honestly liked the shimmer lake.
Me too!
Now we have, what, piglins? We've been expecting Pigmen since a guy tweeted Notch about it and got himself a cape in return (The Bacon Cape - Yes this is real)
You wanna know what they argue? They wanna add things that we'd "Not Expect".
Telltale games.
every company who owned the rights to their telltale games published it themselves.
mojang didn't bother.
You know the best counterargument to that is?
Hm?
I WOULD NEVER EXPECT THEM TO ACTUALLY ADD SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE WOULD LOVE!
Like, ya know, The Aether
all I know is
Mojang probably wants to add something that isn't just copy paste mod.
so that's on them, I understand.
what if they just take it and add something new
that's also something.
The counterargument to that is, Maybe they won't have to.
I thought about it, and maybe 3 patches would be awesome to see: Add The Aether, Adapt The Aether to Minecraft, Adapt Minecraft to The Aether
The fact that they have the Aether dev on there and make him do pretty much fuck all
Is sad
What I mean is they can add things to The Aether in Update 2 which will work nicely with Minecraft. For example, Armor Trims from the Dungeons. Then, The Aether can reflect this by adding things to Minecraft that could work with it. I was thinking using Aerogel and Ambrosium Torches to make a Redstone Booster. It would take the input and times it by 4 for a maximum of 60.
Plus, Moas.
Moas can fix the whole Elytras ruining transport problem
Pause for a second
I rock.
anyways, all I wanna say is
Minecraft has too much potential but just doesn't wanna make anything.
oh boy gg
I agree.
a year of updates by mojang can be made
in a week by a group of modders
or hell
even one
It's actually quite sad.
But ya know, I think it's an all-too-common thing for me to see lazy or bad people and pity them. Why not do my own thing?
there's this thing right there
it's called adding new ways to use emerald
well,
The reason I am stockpiling these resources are for Project SWW
its' like skyrim and/or rimworld now, where if someone has a problem with a gameplay aspect they'll fix it themselves
Project SWW is my personal endeavor. Just casual for now.
true this.
Anyways, hoops.
it was great talking to you, I'll be dissapearing for a bit just to make something
cya.
Okie byeeee
Good afternoon!
california man?
what
i look in this chat this is the first thing i see i love it
OH DUDE I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
I used to send my friend funny videos and tag it as his "Daily Dose of X" and filled the X with whatever
Just one random video
Like this one https://youtu.be/jTNB09HY52U
Instagram
Main @CreationsRoss
Personal @namesross
Snap
@rosscreator
Twitter
@CreationsRoss
buy merchโบ
https://www.vlogcreations.com/merch/
wtf?
Thatโs not even his most random video too lmfao
Watch any other video and youโd understand the insanity
:3
gato
Hello


Does someone wanna add me and call me im bored
seal noise!!!!!
what an interesting critter
Dont we all
hosting pc playthrough 2/4 dm me
i dont care about taboos i want to cast WORLDFIRE
wrong channel
hi
Thanks I respect the solar flare pfp
Solar flare is probably the 2nd strongest hero in the pvzh meta

Unpopular opinion, My favorite boss is torch god
unc
Alice
Hi or bonjour Vox
Hi
Alice seems to be a good friend
Yes we'll be friends from start on new financial year
Our business in Asia will grow by your side and help to give people the extra lives to live 60 years more
Vampire
Evening now here
Bonjour, general chat 2 ๐
DELTARUNE spoileres
||THERE'S 12 SHADOWCRYSTALS????||
4 in each save File
oh

WHAT
the star Also is for each save file (Beaten)
Free me
Eyo yello
nah
||1 star for completion, 1 star for shadow crystal, and i think the third star is for placing the egg in its proper place||
this is disproven by the Very screenshot you're Replying To
||they have only one star on every file and have gotten the shadow crystal and , Probably, comlpeted the chapter||
||each Star is just Comlpetion for each Save||
so
who
tryna play some terraria
I havent played in a minute
Im tryna do some high quality calamity
||my assumption is they didnt turn in the crystals to seam, cause i got my second star after turning my shadow crystal in||
are you sure you didn't get it after saving on a different file
what do the 0 and 9 files mean (DR saves)
wait is that what it means??
Placeholder files so the game can recognize what state the game is in
it's just Completed File
One Star for Each in Each chapter..
E.g. Are there saves on this chapter
If no, show _0
If yes, show the corresponding numbers
oh
SLOT 1 - filech1_0
SLOT 2 - filech1_1
SLOT 3 - filech1_2
wait so whats filech2_3 then
Uh not sure
the secret Chapter.....
Oh wait here's an educated guess
keep walking on the Button
So before you start ANY saves on a new chapter
For example,
Chapter 1, SLOT 1 (filech1_0) has been completed, it is copied over to Chapter 2 as SLOT 1 (filech1_3)
You are given the option to continue on the file, if you do, it is then replaced with filech2_0
Respectively, they should be 1_3, 1_4, and 1_5
ehat about _9
The autosave save
but i just need to do the puzzle normally right
No
there's an Autosave ?
oh nvm tried to leave the room
I assume hard saving
As in, the game force saves during some story events
i don't think it does
Dunno
:3
noelle became S....
:33333
Proceed
Hello gen 2 coolmay5
Vampire
Hi Archie
Hi Yello
heya โค๏ธ
Hi Archie.
Cordis Die

Hi guys how's it going.

Skip button in hsr is insane
I'm still in disbelief
That it took them this long
And it will take even longer for Genshit
beat the game yet?
No
Tomorrow I'll probably do it
i wanna watch
Look at my awesome gameplay...
Then again, there's also DMC Trilogy and 4 I wanna start
If you manage to sneak through all the enemies in the final chapter in mgrr I applaud you
Oh how I await wednesday
What's with Wednesday?
So I have a lot of important stuff to do because
Apparently my workplace messed up
So I have to work very late
Until Wednesday
The reason is that their cameras stopped working
Which means
More security guard nighttime shifts yaaaaay
Oh yeah I never got to ask
@hidden cairn kbm or controller for mgrr??
I used controller until Sam where I switched to KBM
I'll probably be using controller for the rest
Kbm for Sam??? Why?
use the lock on feature
easier blocking my ass bro
game will automatically face you toward the enemy
I was stuck on blade wolf boss fight for 2 days
With kbm
I despised learning how to block
I still find it so funny
In the Jetstream Sam dlc
The metal gear ray mod boss can be soloed
In 1 minute
Well
Around a minute
But still funny
lock on: vampire
you have to for this game
I prefer WASD instead of left stick for blocking
HI anybody want to play terraia expert world with me?
i'm okay, little tired but overall okay. gonna get some lawns done here in a sec. wbu pretty vampire?
im resting
Dang that's crazy
Not as crazy as the low taper fade tho
That meme is still massive
resting? you being a little potatoe
i found this funny bug
i dont understand =[
the ping for some reason shows a random place instead of where i am looking at
hi
do i take blueprint chat
Good morning!
Well
I know I hafta learn how to block
Which was why thankfully i got a controller
What deck
Are you using
For stuntman
To be there
i replaced stuntman already
Ok good
Anyways
Core mindset to set for is get oops all 6
Maybe DNA to fix deck
If you're lucky
my guy i already won
not yet
that is weird
Good afternoon!
Good afternoon.
hi biter bnuy
@fast dove
how u
biter,,, very hungry
go eat


Depends are U balding
Because if your balding yeah U should probably go skin bald but if not U shouldn't unless you want
Fair enough
Where'd the cat go
Did it die
im on my evil villainous arc
ok
doing taboo crimes
no, because i do worse
such as
Please tell me your kidnapping children and giving them lobotomies
Lobotomies*
i look at everything you ever held dear, and burn it all down in front of you
Lobatomies ads banned vro
That
Ok story time
i am the manabarbs player
So there was this one thing I loved a lot
This one
Idk
Plushie? Toy? That was when I was a kid
One day i decided to just throw it out the window
For boredom
Wanna know what happened
Yes
I never found it again.
Damn
i commit heinous acts of hand-destruction
i spit in other players face and tell them they cant play the game
i am on my stax villainous acts era
i play magic with the sole intent of making other players have the most miserable time of their lives while playing magic
That's ten times worse
i look at your lands, i destroy them (taboo in casual)
i look at your hand, and i discard it (evil as fuck)
i look at your graveyard, and i exile it (average but still fucked up)
i look at the board and i wipe it (exhaustively annoying)
i punish you for drawing cards
i also prevent you from playing from anywhere but your hand
That's actually diabolical how do you find people to play with
and every card you draw only fuels me and hurts you
thats the funny thing, they have nobody else to play with AND its their fault im the way i am
im the result of their actions
they have molded me this way, they're at fault, not me
Bruh your low-key a viltrumite thragg would fw this level of spite
i dont know what that means
either way i punish them for doing game actions
and i punish them for NOT doing game actions
im the esperest player to ever esper
Have U heard of invincible
yeah
The viltrumites are the alien race that are the antagonists thragg is their leader
this and the goal of my deck is to make opponents draw as much as possible
and since they never have to discard due to having infinite hand size
The slowest MTG conversation I have ever seen
Or are you two playing a round everytime before responding
nah im just talking about random shit
every once in a while while i make my esper fuck you if you have cards in hand deck
simply beautiful
Looks a bit like c**katrice.
its moxfield
also im trying to make it as budget as possible
im removing either clara or vislor tho
I assume you took more than 1 candy out of the "please take one" candy bowl
no, i look at you and tax you for breathing, blinking, and thinking
Tax evasion
and then stab you equal to the amount of blinks you ever had during your lifetime
theres no tax evasion in magic
you either pay or let me grow
unfortunately counterspell
Counterspell the counterspell
Unfortunately magic no work
Guillotine works wonders
unfortunately magic works in magic, henceforth execution has been flare of denial'd
Well this ain't no magic
This is tree
THE ICE PICK MAN!

Idk do people have lobotomies with a needle or something?
I picture like an elongated cone. Like an ice cream cone
Just buy proxies for like 1/16th the price
Why spend $400 on a sliver queen when I can buy a really good quality proxy for like 5 cents
i said that but they dont care
Never buy actual cards if youโre playing for fun
Or if your lgs allows proxies
Will save you a lot of time and money
What are lgs
Local game store
Me and my friends bought some precons
And ive slowly upgraded them
Nice
Slowly as in my parents bought me a booster box and my roommates bought a pack and ive gotten some cool cards to put in them
The lost ixalan or whatever tf sets are busted
With a few upgrades theyโre so strong
I have the pirate one and dinosaur one
Love them
Thatโs why proxies are lame
My personal experience with people who use proxies
Just make op decks to stomp on us
See that just sounds lame ๐ญ
Heya otsuku
Me with my sliver deck
Y cant yall just play like normal decks then have fun
I have dual lands proxies and everything looool
because i was doing an all artifacts deck
and
motherfucker pulled up with the endlessly reanimating insidious fungus
like what the fuck am i supposed to do on an all artifact or all enchant deck against a self-reanimating bomb
I got a few fungus cards i gotta read cuz idk what they do
like
and also
motherfucker had a grave pact plaguecrafter reanimation deck
and i was just playing "hey big dinos"
i put the vanilla ghelta on the table and it instantly got sacrificed
i couldn't keep a boardstate, i had no krosan grip, beast within, generous gift, or any other card that could even remove the enchantment
so now i have abandoned green, for it has left me wanting more and now im a mostly white player
also i love numot
At least this one harms the owner too
when the mana rock rocks:
hmmm hasted jumbo cactuar
sounds like a fun time
chandra's ignition on a hasted jumbo cactuar right after it attacks but before blockers are declared
sounds like one hell of a time
GIVE โEM HELL, MR LOBOTOMY THE ICE PICK BUDDY!!!
Mr lobotobomy?
Hmm
Interesting
Lol
scratch and sniff
Corpses probably
hi amazing cosmic
hi flooper
yo chat anyone have spare 30$ can gift me a minecraft code pls i cant buy it in my reigon PLSS
microsoft sucks
but to be fair you get both java and bedrock
Yes 
hey im new to terraria does anyone wanna play with me on pc?
Tbf it's a no-brainer
I recommend looking at #looking-to-play.
Compared to how games are usually priced
Minecraft costing any less than 30 is a scam
For all the hundreds of hours of gameplay you get
Minecraft used to be only 20โฌ.
(Terraria is like 5 usd on sale)
Only fucked up thing is Minecraft NEVER goes on sale
Fucked up
But MCPE does
Goes for .99 usd
Maybe I should start selling my minecraft account just because why not.
Java or Bedrock and do you plan on playing multiplayer
lol
nah constantly raising the price when they add 1 new biome and 2 new mobs a year isnt worth it
I had no idea they change the price
It was 20โฌ, then it got changed to 25โฌ and now it's 30โฌ.
Lifetime as far as I am aware.
Yeah
Like pre-aquatic
But if you're asking me, 30 is the best price for it right now and hopefully it never increases
i dont even think its worth 30 now imo
didnt they say they wanted to update for 50 years
Bedrock definitely isn't. Java only because of mods.
it should still be 20
50 from release?
yea if you need mods to make the game worth the money it was NOT worth it
Skyrim, lol
nah they said it a few years ago
Oh no 
Charging money for your mods and cosmetics is the real crime.
enforcing rules on server owners and mod creators then blatantly ignoring said rules for your own overprice mods is the REAL real crime
Paying for mods is insane I'm glad I don't know any game that does it
There definitely are
yea
๐
theyโre actually putting a bunch of java mods on bedrock and charging for them
its one thing to charge for mods that are mostly or all just stolen from original devs, its another to charge so much for them
one example is that smelter mod
actual scam
What about third party sites like mcpedl and Curseforge
cant be used on console
omaiga
the game is super overrated anyways idk how even vanilla mc is so popular
im in line for a blood test talking here is easing my nerves
I never enjoyed vanilla
if ur like 8yrs old or smth then sure ig but its SOOOOO ass

not even man
squish
its so boring even with friends
Before the smp dies in a week
i tried doing a server with friends like a year ago (we all play on bedrock) and we didnt even make it to day 2
got bored in the first like 2 hours
its probably like in my top 5 most played games of all time anyways insanely carried by when i was a dumb stupid child playing on xbox360
At least 2/3rds of my playtime is on modded skyblock worlds
people like different games, if its not for you then its not for you
wrong. everyone should like the games i like and dislike the games i dislike.
you shouldnt put other people down calling them children because you dont like it
this is True and Real

what games do you like and dislike
depends on the weather
weh
i am now no longer a villain but now im an anti-villain
cause im slightly less evil
but i still want to inflict as much psychological pain on my pod



anyone down for a game? 14+ expert be expierenced
Nah :p
:3
so cute

Hii
squish it

squish the bunbun tail
!
Me when an elder is using 5 scrolls
agree
You know what isnt overrated
Dragon age Inquisition
Gameplays mid and a bit too grindy but I love the writing and worldbuilding
Cannot stop glazing the game
what
Wharfingle Cheeplechoochoo
what
Lipplelapple apple Papple
Good morning.
Lmao this made me forcefully exhale through my nostrils
Goodmorning!
How's it going.
My soul is dark, and I'm prepared to die
I "accidentally" killed every npcs I found ๐ฅบ
The original Dark Souls 1...
What was your starting item
Yes, gives you health regen or so it says
But it actually only increases your health
Nice
It's been 7 hours into the game
Skill issue
I'm in this forest place
With grass thing enemies
After the blacksmith
Is this guy useful?
Nah
is this 1.4.5
Yes I'm a terraria developer and in 1.4.5 terraria will be a 3d game
the fuck is wrong with him did you kill him?
Yeah
bruh don't kill Andre..
go find giant blacksmith now
@frosty pier
Wheres the shadow mantle
on susie
Awesome
this truly is our delt arunes
WTF 7 MILLION HEALTH!?!
It's last recollection it's better the the previous
@spring crypt last recollection is the 2nd entry in the underworld saga for the Sao games last recollection is far better then the 1st one ALIZIACTION the movement the characters combat and all around game is my h better
Ah ok
yo chat anyone have spare 30$ can dm me a minecraft code pls its not available to buy in my country pls i kinda need it
no
Go some place else you begger
Cayde
Real quick I have a question
You play tboi Rebirth right?
Repentance
nope
OMG just ask in 1 message
This is like the lisa the painful reddit discord all over again
Anyways when you start the game you play and unlock items, right?
Eh
Don't care about seeded runs
That's all I wanted to know because when I started out
I was confused by how slow I was unlocking items
But at the same time I suck
Most of the time to unlock things you need to do specific things killed Mom's heart 10 times turns it into IT LIVES kill him 10 times and you unlock the character ???
Most of the time it's as simple as killing certain bosses with characters
ah ok
explains why in 6 hours I only unlocked like 10 items
Also doing the challenges tend to give items as well

another gold stake conquered
That's some overkill
Fuuuck yeah dude
What decks did you gold stake yet
Fire
red, blue, abandoned, checkered
go for anaglyph if you're going for easiest-hardest
Trust me
Anaglyph saves you for C++
Actually no uhm
Ghost deck seems good.
@teal haven actually, try on ghost deck
Blue deck
Get a good card early it'll be great
He already got the gold stake on it
Does anyone here remember โThe Slapโ?
An all-star cast -- including Uma Thurman, Zachary Quinto, Peter Sarsgaard, Brian Cox, Thandie Newton and Melissa George -- in the story of how a man slapping someone else's child has a huge ripple effect.
lol you got to my point before I did
It was an older British movie about a dad slapping n another personโs son because they kept swinging a baseball bat
It was hugged between the golden age of 2014 and the collapse of human decency starting in 2016 onwards.
Back then, everyone lost their minds over The Slap because of how controversial it was
Nowadays we donโt even remember it in anything other than an affable parody of sorts
It should provide for all of us the reality that our species has become a lot harder to live nowadays and itโs actually kind of depressing if you think about it
I only bring it up because we can reflect on that
I can let the fact that this movie existed and that it was highly controversial less than 10 years ago speak whatever it wants for you.
I don't even know about the controversy
@terse terrace dude fucking enough with the paragraphs please
Oh boy so many colors
What am I looking at
Sword art online LAST RECOLLECTION
Anime rainbow warriors?
What you are looking at are PEACE TALKS
insane lore drop
did you jut read all of this up or did you know
Granblue Fantasy Versus
Thanks for the reminder
Rims.
Good morning y'all
Morning.

Hi Alice.
Good morning.
Yes
gonna meow
^w^
ok sylveon
bite
:(
:3
Yawns
go bed
not now
Facts
๐๏ธ
:(
it's calling ur name
no
yuh
i want to play games
Play katana zero or
I recommend intravenous, pretty good game
Have you managed to grab it when it went free on steam a long time ago
Ah
You did
Nice dude
Granblue Fantasy Versus
I need a partner
For the rpg mode
It's so difficult to defeat Andre
I forgot his name
I'll use that level 3 healing skill and that lvl 3 rage skill
I sold 2 Canio 
Excuse me what the fuck
I'm not a gambler
Never skipped blinds ๐
I accidentally use a spectral card that create a copy of one joker but erase other and that create a copy of fucking marble joker and not my legendary
Idk why I had marble joker
High card hands
were those both crits?i genuinely dont get how that happens
||kris just naturally has lower damage in the fight when both susie and ralsei are up||
eh anaglyph is average
usually just plays as red deck but you lost a discard somewhere
for C++ i think the best decks to use are probably blue, yellow, or abandoned
their pretty notable consistency outweighs the potential benefit from hitting a negative jackpot imo
i will cede that anaglyph negative strat can still help a lot if you're missing a lot of commons in ur C++ progress though
this dialogue is so fucking funny
It's just so peak..
so true
Ok for abandoned you're so right because
It helps balance out what to use and what not to use
yeah having less cards is really important if you're building anything with your deck
which means abandoned is great if i wanna have fun with something that isnt just more pair brainrot in gold stake
And let's acknowledge the fact that
You can focus on less strats for the win
Because name me 5 joker setups that don't have a joker that affects face card in them
People utilized pair for gold stake?
I just prayed for DNA and Justice
most gold stake setups id say
yeah, pair is the most consistent build in the game
since you don't necessarily need to do any deckfixing
True honestly...
you just get jokers that scale based on hands played (or something else consistent, like Red Card) and play off +mult and +chip jokers usually
And you can get its planet card easily
And it helps the green joker scale
Burglar+Green Joker+Pair
That's some mult there pal
yea
Eh
I don't find red card good
it's not intuitive to use but it's very good when used properly
balatro university has a video on it
Balatro University my ass
That's not a real thing
all his videos are good, just dont watch his terrible weirdly toxic video about Bunco mod
name of a youtuber
Learn to play Balatro less bad. Top level gameplay with chill but thoughtful commentary.
Streaming Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred
https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
oh
it's the guy who achieved the first naneinf
I thought it was Dr spectred?
probably was the first
That's what I said
in addition to being really good at the game he also was a tester for the beta so he had a headstart
oh i thought you said "I think"
wait you did
i was just agreeing
Eh
Same thing we agree on both things
Anyways
One joker I genuinely cannot find an actual use in is
Hit the road
it's not very consistent
It has a strong ability sure
pretty much only good for a small hand run where you have access to lots of tarot cards to make jacks, or a flush five / four of a kind run where you have a bunch of extra jacks
0.5x mult per jack discarded sureeeeee
when it's good it's very good but it is not very consistent
Blueprint and brainstorm shouldn't be there
They're good I know
But there's the problem
I genuinely have received mental damage from getting blueprint ante 1 round 1 using all my money and losing the next round
what is there to copy
My 2 dollars?
yeah blueprint is sometimes bait
I hate being a full house player
i would say most of the time it's good though?
copying econ jokers makes up for it being 10 dollars
ah
gotta transfer to using flush ante 1
that way you basically cant lose
until ante 2
yeah some of them
faceless joker, mail-in rebate
yea
And specifically faceless joker with pariedolia
truth alert
Also
Looking at roffle's balatro joker tierlist for gold stake
Per
3 discarded face jokers
1 is too good
Also something that bothers me is
Balatro has 150 unique Jokers and I rated each of them in this Tier List based on how they perform in Gold Stake, Balatro's hardest difficulty.
Balatro is a poker roguelike deck building game centered around creating powerful synergies and winning with big hands. In it, you can combine valid poker hands with unique Jokers in order to create var...
How is canio higher than triboulet
blueprint/brainstorm is also able to copy business card, golden ticket, and to-do list
triboulet dies too easily on gold stake due to bad draws
it's much harder to deckfix in gold stake
thanks
Bleeh.
please download my cool exe file
Anyways
That
Ok true
Actually looking at this
I understand why he put Oops 6 in D
ive forgotten roffle's tierlist by now im curious if i disagree with anything
lucky cat could probably be moved to C tier, i think it's far more consistent than madness
madness D tier ..
Impossible
lucky cards are not to be relied on but they're still ok
no that was my opinion
he put it in C
it's not good
round one madness are the most free gold stake runs i ever have
Eternal jokers
blocks you from 90% of the shop because you cant take non eternal jokers
Free 0.5x mult
That
Shit
+0.5X mult is a decreasing benefit too
+0.5X on X1 is a 1.5 multiplier, +0.5X on X2 is a 1.25 multiplier .. etc.
that makes sense to me maybe, invis often cant be guaranteed to copy a good joker and it takes 8 bucks and 2 rounds to make good on the investment
How is certificate good
Doesn't it mess up your deck for deckfixing
certificate is like slightly better but only by a small margin imo
it does, but it guarantees seals and if you're playing pairs it's good to fish for blue or gold seals
you can always sell out of it

scam for game worth ten
