epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[tidal bane]

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[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fleet spoke]

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[gleaming grove]

@fleet spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @hexed heath, @half magnet, @long vine, @fleet spoke, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hardy patio found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@long vine used their embezzled funds to shred through @glacial totem with a Coin Gun. @glacial totem died.

@wanton anvil ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @wanton anvil died.

The moon hit @hexed heath's eye like a big pizza pie. @hexed heath died.

@urban fog found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@half magnet sang a song to try to impress @exotic saddle, @tidal bane, and @fleet spoke. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@half magnet was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @half magnet died.

@hardy patio ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @fleet spoke before they could say "Zoinks!" @fleet spoke died.

@urban fog was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @urban fog died.

@hardy patio had a terrible night. @hardy patio died.

Celestial creatures started invading! @steel sentinel knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@raw moss got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@steel sentinel found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

@livid shuttle tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine and @tidal bane had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@exotic saddle was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@exotic saddle tried to attack @long vine by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @exotic saddle died.

@steel sentinel took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

Tired of eating plain toast, @raw moss started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@tidal bane made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@tidal bane was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @tidal bane died.

@steel sentinel teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@raw moss woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @raw moss died.

@long vine tried to high-five @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@long vine was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

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[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

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[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic valley]

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[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slate lily]

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[gleaming grove]

@slate lily, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modest shard]

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[gleaming grove]

@modest shard, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental cloak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mental cloak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @eager hemlock, @tidal bane, @slate lily, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @mental cloak, @tropic valley, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @modest shard
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tropic valley told @glacial totem a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @glacial totem died.

@full path baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@exotic saddle wrote @eager hemlock's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @eager hemlock died.

@tidal bane was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @tidal bane died.

@steel sentinel saw @modest shard trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @steel sentinel is calling the police!

@slate lily learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @slate lily died.

@mental cloak tricked @wanton anvil into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @wanton anvil died.

@mental cloak found a hill and started to roll down it. @mental cloak was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @mental cloak died.

@tropic valley sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @tropic valley died.

@exotic saddle took a potato chip... and ate it!

@full path made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

@full path went down @hardy patio's chimney to deliver presents, but @hardy patio's fireplace was still in use. @full path died.

@livid shuttle used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @livid shuttle died.

@modest shard called @steel sentinel a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @modest shard died.

@long vine stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@steel sentinel made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @long vine walked all over it. #(##^)#

@long vine played rock-paper-scissors with @hardy patio. @long vine played paper. @hardy patio played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @long vine was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @long vine died.

@hardy patio went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @hardy patio died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @modest shard
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @tropic valley
100 points go to 9th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

bb!Register

[gleaming grove]

@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic valley]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@eager hemlock, @tidal bane, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @tropic valley, @exotic saddle, @hallow trench, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @full path, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@eager hemlock was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @eager hemlock died.

@tidal bane's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @tidal bane died.

@long vine suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@full path came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

Oh? Instead of running away, @steel sentinel is approaching @wanton anvil!

@wanton anvil spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @wanton anvil died.

@tropic valley became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @exotic saddle had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @tropic valley's suffering. @tropic valley died.

@waxen marlin asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@exotic saddle got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @exotic saddle died.

@urban fog used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @urban fog died.

@hardy patio started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@waxen marlin refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@long vine wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@hallow trench found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@full path tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @full path died.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @waxen marlin found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @waxen marlin was trapped for all eternity. @waxen marlin died.

@hallow trench made up their own language and used it to threaten @steel sentinel, who simply scratched their head.

@long vine tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@hallow trench got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @hallow trench died.

@hardy patio defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @hardy patio died.

@long vine bought a Gatligator and fired it at @steel sentinel for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @long vine furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

@steel sentinel found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @tropic valley
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic valley]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[eager hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager hemlock, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight nymph]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@eager hemlock, @glacial totem, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @long vine, @tropic valley, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @hallow trench, @tight nymph, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@glacial totem and @long vine had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tight nymph sped up the process by stabbing @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

@urban fog wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

@hardy patio joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @hardy patio was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@waxen marlin released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @waxen marlin, but it was very satisfying.

@hallow trench dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @livid shuttle fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@tropic valley drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tropic valley died.

@amber ermine iwwegawy owoed to @proud lava and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @amber ermine died.

@proud lava saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @proud lava died.

@livid shuttle tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@tight nymph and @near mortar got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@eager hemlock performed an interpretive dance for @hexed notch and @waxen marlin as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@long vine merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@hallow trench and @urban fog had a very merry unbirthday party together. @raw moss found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@hardy patio wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@near mortar brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@long vine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@raw moss was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @hallow trench's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @hallow trench died.

@eager hemlock and @tight nymph had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@hardy patio accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @hardy patio was forgiven.

@waxen marlin crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @urban fog laughed at them, not knowing that @waxen marlin was just a completionist.

@tight nymph accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @tight nymph died.

@near mortar was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@long vine blew @urban fog to bits using an exploding bed. @urban fog died.

@eager hemlock was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

@waxen marlin started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@waxen marlin was buried under an avalanche that @hexed notch had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@raw moss set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@hardy patio found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@near mortar marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@eager hemlock ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @eager hemlock, @near mortar broke their fall with their own body. @near mortar died.

@hexed notch and @raw moss built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@eager hemlock put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @eager hemlock died.

@hexed notch picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @hexed notch died.

@hardy patio was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @hardy patio died.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @raw moss wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@long vine kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@raw moss started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@long vine stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @eager hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @tight nymph

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[meager frost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@meager frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[fringe shuttle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[random sandal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @random sandal, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine asked for @random sandal's autograph. At first, @random sandal was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@hardy patio ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@livid shuttle developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@meager frost faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@amber ermine finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @amber ermine died.

@hallow trench had the high ground, but @raw moss just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @hallow trench toppling to their doom. @hallow trench died.

@fringe shuttle tried to get @long vine to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @fringe shuttle died.

@livid shuttle performed open heart surgery on @urban fog, even though @urban fog never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @urban fog died.

@raw moss 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @hardy patio to death. @hardy patio died.

@meager frost invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@long vine distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@livid shuttle tickled @random sandal from behind while they were busy sharpening their Psycho Knife. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@random sandal was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @random sandal die

Low on health, @meager frost hid from @raw moss by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @meager frost died.

@long vine told @tranquil wyvern to step off their carpet, which they did. @long vine proceeded to murder @tranquil wyvern, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @tranquil wyvern died.

@random sandal is hvinga stroker n. @random sandal died.

@long vine had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@long vine was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@long vine thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @random sandal
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @hallow trench

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[waxen marlin]

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[random sandal]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[meager frost]

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[hexed notch]

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[remote pumice]

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[rustic coral]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @random sandal, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @rustic coral, @amber ermine, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @meager frost, and @raven snow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@random sandal asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @random sandal died.

@rustic coral was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@remote pumice started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@meager frost stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@raven snow ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@remote pumice spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @remote pumice died.

@hexed notch found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@rustic coral forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @rustic coral died.

@long vine found the Last Prism. Then @amber ermine found another one, meaning that @long vine's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@hexed notch invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@meager frost started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@amber ermine got impaled by Mourning Wood. @amber ermine died.

@long vine was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@tranquil wyvern found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@livid shuttle disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

@raven snow tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@waxen marlin stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @livid shuttle's potions with Red Potions. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@meager frost ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @meager frost died.

@hexed notch found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@hexed notch discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@tranquil wyvern searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@long vine found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@raven snow vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @raven snow died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to set up a campfire, but @long vine drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@hexed notch summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@long vine tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tranquil wyvern and @hexed notch, who did not approve of gambling.

@tranquil wyvern worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@long vine went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@hexed notch saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @raven snow
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[raw moss]

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[meager frost]

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[serene garden]

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[waxen marlin]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[azure sundial]

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[random sandal]

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[hexed notch]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[proper wedge]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @random sandal, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @serene garden, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proper wedge explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@random sandal was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @random sandal died.

@long vine considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@azure sundial drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@meager frost built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@raw moss watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@amber ermine desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@serene garden made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@livid shuttle fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@waxen marlin dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@livid shuttle tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@waxen marlin found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@amber ermine swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @amber ermine died.

@meager frost thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@waxen marlin went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @waxen marlin died.

@hexed notch let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@raw moss went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @raw moss decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@proper wedge made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

@azure sundial tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@serene garden wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @serene garden died.

@raw moss descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@hexed notch was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @meager frost's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @meager frost died.

@tranquil wyvern found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@azure sundial used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@long vine popped @tranquil wyvern by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @tranquil wyvern died.

@proper wedge sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @proper wedge died.

@long vine started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@livid shuttle angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @livid shuttle died.

@azure sundial tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @azure sundial died.

@long vine flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@hexed notch gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @hexed notch died.

@raw moss and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @raw moss's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@long vine was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@raw moss drew swords on the ground. @long vine started stomping all over them. Furious, @raw moss picked one up and stabbed @long vine with it.. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 9th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[random sandal]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[jolly swift]

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[meager frost]

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[near mortar]

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[jagged echo]

bb!register

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[fossil parcel]

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[wanton anvil]

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[empty iron]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @empty iron, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fossil parcel, @jagged echo, @livid shuttle, @meager frost, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @amber ermine's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

@jolly swift went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @jolly swift died.

@wanton anvil started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @wanton anvil - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @wanton anvil then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@near mortar aimed a Last Prism beam at @fossil parcel, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@random sandal tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @random sandal died.

After eating supper together, @livid shuttle betrayed @wanton anvil in exchange for 30 silver coins. @wanton anvil died.

@meager frost was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@empty iron tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @empty iron died.

@fossil parcel was dunked on by @tranquil wyvern. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@livid shuttle looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@amber ermine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @amber ermine died.

@fossil parcel decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @fossil parcel died.

@jagged echo somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @jagged echo died.

@raw moss picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

@tranquil wyvern looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@livid shuttle woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @livid shuttle died.

@meager frost got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @meager frost died.

@near mortar somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@near mortar went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@long vine hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @long vine could pull it to shore.

@tranquil wyvern created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tranquil wyvern's artistic genius.

A pretty fairy led @near mortar to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @near mortar died.

@tranquil wyvern stopped a meteor from crushing @long vine and @raw moss with their own body. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @raw moss walked out the door.

Poor @long vine. @long vine keeps getting pinged over and over again. @long vine is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @long vine. @long vine. @long vine.

@raw moss made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@long vine entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@raw moss built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@long vine used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @jagged echo
100 points go to 8th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @empty iron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

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[random sandal]

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[amber ermine]

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[near mortar]

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[tidal bane]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[waxen marlin]

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[hexed notch]

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[mental cloak]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @hexed notch, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @mental cloak, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hexed notch tied up @near mortar and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @near mortar to die. However, @near mortar managed to escape from their bonds.

@tidal bane went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @tidal bane died.

@random sandal took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @random sandal died.

@wanton anvil decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@amber ermine gave a hug to @livid shuttle and almost choked them to death!

@wanton anvil bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @wanton anvil was blown to smithereens. @wanton anvil died.

@mental cloak killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@long vine snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@near mortar found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @near mortar was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@mental cloak replaced @amber ermine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @amber ermine died.

@hexed notch tried to attack @waxen marlin with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@waxen marlin thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @livid shuttle died.

@hexed notch verbally roasted @near mortar so hard that they burst into flames. @near mortar died.

Someone let the dogs out! @tranquil wyvern tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hexed notch accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @mental cloak was watching. @hexed notch died.

@long vine went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@mental cloak had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@long vine recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @long vine concluded that it was lost for a reason.

@mental cloak built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@long vine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@mental cloak was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @mental cloak died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @mental cloak
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @random sandal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

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[raw moss]

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[amber ermine]

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[jolly swift]

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[left mist]

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[fringe shuttle]

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[fossil parcel]

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[tidal bane]

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[mental cloak]

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[iron cairn]

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @long vine, @mental cloak, @amber ermine, @fossil parcel, @fringe shuttle, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@tidal bane and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@fringe shuttle tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@wanton anvil and @jolly swift relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@iron cairn walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @wanton anvil was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @wanton anvil died.

@near mortar walked up to @left mist and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @near mortar, that kills people! @left mist died.

@amber ermine didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @amber ermine died.

@fossil parcel thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @fossil parcel died.

@near mortar broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @near mortar died.

@fringe shuttle was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @fringe shuttle suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@tidal bane told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @tidal bane died.

@long vine started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@iron cairn grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@jolly swift received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

@mental cloak patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @iron cairn in disguise.

@livid shuttle decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@raw moss opportunistically attacked @mental cloak with a Ebonwood Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @mental cloak died.

@long vine and @jolly swift got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@fringe shuttle was eaten by a tree. @fringe shuttle died.

@livid shuttle did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@livid shuttle dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @livid shuttle died.

@jolly swift transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @jolly swift died.

@iron cairn was walked on by a Martian Walker. @iron cairn died.

@long vine equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @raw moss into approaching. @long vine then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @raw moss with two Sniper Rifle shots. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @fossil parcel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fringe shuttle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[outer heron]

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[random sandal]

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[devout dew]

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[rustic coral]

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[urban fog]

bb!register

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[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[proper wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @outer heron, @random sandal, @devout dew, @wanton anvil, @rustic coral, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tidal bane didn't know that.

@livid shuttle managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@tidal bane drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @wanton anvil mopped @tidal bane up with a tissue. @tidal bane died.

@tranquil wyvern thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@steel sentinel gave @outer heron Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @outer heron died.

@random sandal accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @random sandal died.

@devout dew was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @devout dew died.

@rustic coral caused @urban fog to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@rustic coral tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @rustic coral was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @rustic coral died.

@wanton anvil tried to strike @tranquil wyvern down, but @tranquil wyvern instead became more powerful than @wanton anvil could possibly imagine.

@steel sentinel made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @steel sentinel rich and famous.

@urban fog accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@long vine saw @fringe shuttle standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @fringe shuttle died.

@urban fog greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @urban fog died.

@proper wedge's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @proper wedge to notice them. @proper wedge died.

@wanton anvil started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @wanton anvil died.

@tranquil wyvern asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @tranquil wyvern died.

After years of research, @livid shuttle found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @livid shuttle died.

@steel sentinel shot @long vine to death with a finger gun. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 10th place: @devout dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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[full path]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[grizzled canopy]

Bb!register

[meager frost]

bb!register

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@fleet spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[random sandal]

bb!register

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@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @fleet spoke, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane pointed a Shotgun at @wanton anvil and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @tidal bane looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @tidal bane died.

@random sandal invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@fleet spoke accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

No one told @random sandal that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @random sandal died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @long vine used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @long vine died.

@full path watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@exotic saddle performed surgery on a grape.

@waxen marlin realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@meager frost claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @livid shuttle was morbidly interested.

@waxen marlin looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@tranquil wyvern rescued @exotic saddle from drowning, but in reverse. @exotic saddle died.

@full path shot @steel sentinel with a Water Gun. @steel sentinel shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@fleet spoke tried to shoot an apple off of @waxen marlin's head. @fleet spoke's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @waxen marlin died.

@full path practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @meager frost and @livid shuttle got their chainsaws ready.

@steel sentinel spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@wanton anvil adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @fleet spoke wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @wanton anvil all of their willpower not to explain it.

@full path tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @full path quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@livid shuttle crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

@meager frost tried to kill @tranquil wyvern, but failed to ask for consent.

@livid shuttle was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @livid shuttle into the freezing cold water. @livid shuttle died.

@meager frost curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @meager frost in half. @meager frost died.

@full path was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @full path died.

@wanton anvil saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@fleet spoke and @steel sentinel cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @steel sentinel, because @fleet spoke was wearing Frost armor.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@wanton anvil found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @wanton anvil died.

@fleet spoke wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@fleet spoke tried to launch a poison dart frog at @steel sentinel through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @fleet spoke has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @fleet spoke died.

@tranquil wyvern invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@steel sentinel walked into a bar. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

A Martian Probe spotted @steel sentinel, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @steel sentinel was too boring.

@steel sentinel loves @tranquil wyvern to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[outer heron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@outer heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fossil parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fossil parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @jolly swift, @outer heron, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @fossil parcel, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tidal bane wasn't a pie. @tidal bane died.

@jolly swift fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@outer heron gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @outer heron died.

@wanton anvil made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @wanton anvil died.

@full path was tired of @rustic coral constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @rustic coral's front yard. @rustic coral died.

@tranquil wyvern was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@fossil parcel was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @fossil parcel died.

@full path hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @full path died.

@livid shuttle embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @livid shuttle tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @livid shuttle died.

@steel sentinel boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tranquil wyvern was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@jolly swift will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@steel sentinel started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@tranquil wyvern got a piggyback ride from @hexed notch, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @hexed notch died.

@steel sentinel recruited @jolly swift as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@jolly swift donned a Martian costume and chased @tranquil wyvern in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @tranquil wyvern died.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@steel sentinel found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@steel sentinel tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@jolly swift lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@steel sentinel toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @jolly swift!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @outer heron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[outer heron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@outer heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[meager frost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@meager frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tawny wharf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tawny wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fringe shuttle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @tawny wharf, @outer heron, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @tidal bane died.

@tranquil wyvern cut a specific wire in @tawny wharf's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @tawny wharf died.

@outer heron took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @outer heron died.

@waxen marlin thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@wanton anvil wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @wanton anvil died.

@full path heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @fringe shuttle, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

@oblique lantern went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@livid shuttle practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@meager frost felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@livid shuttle had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@oblique lantern tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @oblique lantern died.

@full path began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @full path died.

@hexed notch found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@waxen marlin met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @waxen marlin ended up completely fine.

@steel sentinel flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

@fringe shuttle tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@hexed notch was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@livid shuttle tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @livid shuttle died.

@meager frost accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @meager frost died.

@fringe shuttle was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @fringe shuttle died.

@hexed notch panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

@steel sentinel returned to their house, only to find that @tranquil wyvern had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@tranquil wyvern found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@steel sentinel summoned the Old One's Army while @tranquil wyvern was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @fringe shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quasi swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quasi swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fringe shuttle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[meager frost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@meager frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[snow plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@snow plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tawny wharf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tawny wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental cloak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mental cloak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @jolly swift, @tawny wharf, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @snow plover, @mental cloak, @rustic coral, @quasi swift, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@tawny wharf tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@hexed notch kept talking, but stopped after @steel sentinel held up their hand. @steel sentinel demonstrated the power of the Force.

@tidal bane accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @tidal bane died.

@wanton anvil tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @wanton anvil died.

@rustic coral had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @rustic coral's skull. @rustic coral died.

@snow plover flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @fringe shuttle when the world was flipped.

@meager frost tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@fringe shuttle was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @fringe shuttle died.

@mental cloak squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@jolly swift covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@urban fog started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @urban fog died.

@mental cloak tried to deal a finishing blow to @meager frost, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@meager frost trash talked @tawny wharf, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @meager frost suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @meager frost died.

@mental cloak caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @mental cloak died.

@quasi swift put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @quasi swift whole. @quasi swift died.

@snow plover emerged from a tree stump and scolded @hexed notch for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @hexed notch was still holding an axe. @snow plover died.

@jolly swift and @hexed notch started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @jolly swift took out their actual shotgun. @hexed notch died.

@jolly swift got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@steel sentinel swung a Bone Sword at @tawny wharf, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@jolly swift made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @jolly swift died.

@tawny wharf and @steel sentinel played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tawny wharf tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@tawny wharf explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @tawny wharf died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tawny wharf
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @snow plover
150 points go to 6th place: @quasi swift
100 points go to 7th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 8th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[quasi swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quasi swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[chrome mason]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@chrome mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[orchid tulip]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@orchid tulip, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[random sandal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cold gorge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cold gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[meager frost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@meager frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@chrome mason, @glacial totem, @hexed notch, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @cold gorge, @quasi swift, @steel sentinel, @orchid tulip, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wanton anvil mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@glacial totem built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@cold gorge told @hexed notch to bite the dust. In response, @hexed notch took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

@hexed notch drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @hexed notch died.

@quasi swift tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@steel sentinel got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @steel sentinel wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @steel sentinel was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@meager frost traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @wanton anvil. @wanton anvil died.

@cold gorge ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @cold gorge's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @cold gorge died.

@quasi swift's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @quasi swift died.

@random sandal didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@meager frost did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @chrome mason, who happened to be passing by.

@glacial totem built a floating city and named it "England".

@steel sentinel and @orchid tulip engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @orchid tulip blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @orchid tulip died.

@random sandal started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @meager frost and @glacial totem out.

@meager frost drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @meager frost died.

@steel sentinel spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@chrome mason was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @chrome mason died.

@random sandal felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @random sandal died.

@glacial totem tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@steel sentinel tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@steel sentinel learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@glacial totem found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

@glacial totem tried to confess their love to @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @glacial totem's eye sockets. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @random sandal
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome mason
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @orchid tulip
100 points go to 7th place: @quasi swift
100 points go to 8th place: @cold gorge
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @hexed notch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[meager frost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@meager frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@fleet spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jagged echo]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jagged echo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @fleet spoke, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @jagged echo, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.