#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 223

tranquil wyvern May 7, 2026, 6:11 PM

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waxen marlin May 7, 2026, 6:16 PM

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random sandal May 7, 2026, 6:20 PM

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iron cairn May 7, 2026, 6:29 PM

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mental cloak May 7, 2026, 6:30 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @random sandal, @sand yoke, @gilded plover, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @mental cloak, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @waxen marlin
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@mental cloak used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@gilded plover summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @gilded plover died.

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@urban fog was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@waxen marlin tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

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@sand yoke was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @sand yoke died.

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@tidal bane got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tidal bane was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @tidal bane died.

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@mental cloak got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @mental cloak died.

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@steel sentinel tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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Poor @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tranquil wyvern is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern.

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@iron cairn read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @iron cairn died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tranquil wyvern was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @random sandal. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @random sandal died.

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@steel sentinel found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@steel sentinel was furious at @tranquil wyvern for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @steel sentinel's special someone!

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@tranquil wyvern used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@tranquil wyvern was stalking @steel sentinel's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @random sandal
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @sand yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @gilded plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane May 7, 2026, 6:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 7, 2026, 6:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 6:44 PM

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steel sentinel May 7, 2026, 6:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 6:48 PM

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urban fog May 7, 2026, 6:51 PM

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random sandal May 7, 2026, 6:54 PM

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wanton anvil May 7, 2026, 6:56 PM

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hexed notch May 7, 2026, 7:20 PM

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rustic coral May 7, 2026, 7:21 PM

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hardy patio May 7, 2026, 7:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 7:22 PM

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tidal meteor May 7, 2026, 7:23 PM

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crude osprey May 7, 2026, 7:25 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @hexed notch, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @crude osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @tidal meteor, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @hardy patio
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@urban fog built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@hexed notch was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@crude osprey started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @crude osprey is still slurping that noodle.

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@tidal meteor and @tidal bane had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@hardy patio claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@steel sentinel searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@wanton anvil fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @rustic coral, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@tranquil wyvern went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@tidal bane somehow convinced @random sandal that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @random sandal died.

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@wanton anvil tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog asked for @rustic coral's autograph. At first, @rustic coral was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@rustic coral got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @rustic coral, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @rustic coral died.

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@hexed notch wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@crude osprey tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @hardy patio, but they were in broad daylight.

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@steel sentinel started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tranquil wyvern found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@hexed notch and @hardy patio were about to face off, but @hexed notch had to run off to the restroom first.

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@tranquil wyvern was dunked on by @urban fog. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@crude osprey made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@tidal meteor appeared to be taking a group picture of @tidal bane, @steel sentinel, and @hardy patio. @tidal meteor's selfie turned out great!

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@urban fog played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @urban fog. @urban fog died.

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@tidal meteor took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @tidal meteor died.

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@tidal bane used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@tranquil wyvern fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@hexed notch used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@crude osprey was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @crude osprey died.

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@steel sentinel stole @hardy patio's lemons. @hardy patio got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @steel sentinel's house down.

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@hardy patio tried to confess their love to @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@hexed notch found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@tidal bane threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@hexed notch boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern stole @steel sentinel's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @steel sentinel was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@tidal bane used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@hardy patio learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@hardy patio activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@tidal bane took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @tidal bane died.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel "borrowed" @hardy patio's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @hardy patio's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @steel sentinel could return it.

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@hardy patio was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @crude osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal meteor
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet dune May 7, 2026, 7:41 PM

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sand yoke May 7, 2026, 7:46 PM

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random sandal May 7, 2026, 7:59 PM

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amber ermine May 7, 2026, 8:04 PM

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deep shuttle May 7, 2026, 8:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 7, 2026, 8:09 PM

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steel sentinel May 7, 2026, 8:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 8:14 PM

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urban fog May 7, 2026, 8:15 PM

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tidal bane May 7, 2026, 8:16 PM

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tawny wharf May 7, 2026, 8:28 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @tawny wharf, @deep shuttle, @random sandal, @sand yoke, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, and @urban fog
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@tranquil wyvern begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@tidal bane was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @tidal bane into the freezing cold water. @tidal bane died.

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@deep shuttle woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @amber ermine found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @deep shuttle with bug spray. @deep shuttle died.

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@tawny wharf and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @random sandal tattled on them.

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@random sandal had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @steel sentinel shot them with an arrow. @random sandal died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @steel sentinel would soon die a gruesome death. @steel sentinel ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@sand yoke was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @sand yoke died.

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@amber ermine invited @tawny wharf to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @amber ermine was mauled by wolves. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@velvet dune fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@velvet dune programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @velvet dune died.

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@urban fog started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @urban fog died.

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@tawny wharf tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @tranquil wyvern keeled over from a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tawny wharf fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@steel sentinel rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @steel sentinel's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@steel sentinel decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@tawny wharf pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @tawny wharf died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tawny wharf
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @sand yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @random sandal
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @tidal bane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog May 7, 2026, 8:54 PM

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proud lava May 7, 2026, 8:59 PM

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wanton anvil May 7, 2026, 9:04 PM

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steel sentinel May 7, 2026, 9:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 9:18 PM

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glacial totem May 7, 2026, 9:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 9:22 PM

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iron cairn May 7, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine May 7, 2026, 9:35 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 9:35 PM

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humble shard May 7, 2026, 9:51 PM

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hardy patio May 7, 2026, 10:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 10:19 PM

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lucid dune May 7, 2026, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 7, 2026, 10:28 PM

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mental cloak May 7, 2026, 10:30 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @humble shard, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @mental cloak, @lucid dune, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @hardy patio
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@glacial totem drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @humble shard mopped @glacial totem up with a tissue. @glacial totem died.

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@humble shard rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @humble shard died.

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@wanton anvil burst with happiness, quite literally. @wanton anvil died.

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@mental cloak thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @mental cloak's potions with Red Potions. @mental cloak died.

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@proud lava wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @urban fog died.

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@long vine's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@lucid dune wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@iron cairn trapped @hardy patio in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @hardy patio managed to escape regardless.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @lucid dune is now goo. @lucid dune died.

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@steel sentinel used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @steel sentinel died.

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@iron cairn realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @lucid dune
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @humble shard

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lucid dune May 7, 2026, 10:38 PM

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urban fog May 7, 2026, 10:42 PM

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steel sentinel May 7, 2026, 11:02 PM

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long vine May 7, 2026, 11:03 PM

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raw moss May 7, 2026, 11:14 PM

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random sandal May 7, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

tropic valley May 7, 2026, 11:35 PM

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rose jewel May 7, 2026, 11:44 PM

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humble shard May 8, 2026, 12:10 AM

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mental cloak May 8, 2026, 12:16 AM

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quick pebble May 8, 2026, 12:20 AM

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wanton anvil May 8, 2026, 12:26 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@humble shard, @raw moss, @random sandal, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @mental cloak, @quick pebble, @tropic valley, @lucid dune, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @livid shuttle
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@lucid dune released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @lucid dune, but it was very satisfying.

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@humble shard wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @humble shard died.

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@livid shuttle was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@raw moss opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @raw moss's neck. @raw moss died.

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@quick pebble didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @random sandal, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @random sandal died.

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@unkempt osprey and @mental cloak had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@long vine put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@wanton anvil tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @wanton anvil died.

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@tropic valley caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @tropic valley died.

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@lucid dune tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @lucid dune died.

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@quick pebble and @unkempt osprey were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @quick pebble played solitaire. @unkempt osprey stood behind them and watched.

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@mental cloak headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@rose jewel drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@rose jewel drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @rose jewel died.

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@steel sentinel was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@livid shuttle spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@livid shuttle was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@urban fog and @unkempt osprey were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @urban fog fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @livid shuttle discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @livid shuttle died.

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@mental cloak went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @mental cloak died.

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While playing at the beach, @quick pebble buried @long vine in the sand. It took @long vine several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@unkempt osprey was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @unkempt osprey died.

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Hey @quick pebble, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@long vine had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @hexed notch, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @mental cloak, @tropic valley, @fresh wing, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @idle pike
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@tidal bane ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @tidal bane said "thanks, you too." @tidal bane died.

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@tropic valley poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@livid shuttle ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@wanton anvil discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @wanton anvil died.

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@hexed notch found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@full path had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@steel sentinel encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @steel sentinel decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @mental cloak being mercilessly tickled by @long vine.

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@long vine pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @long vine died.

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@urban fog equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@fresh wing messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @mental cloak was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@livid shuttle tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @livid shuttle's mouth.

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@fresh wing baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@unkempt osprey learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@tropic valley disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@tropic valley tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @tropic valley died.

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@hexed notch started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@steel sentinel made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @steel sentinel rich and famous.

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@fresh wing stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @fresh wing died.

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@full path obscured @mental cloak's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @mental cloak escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@urban fog sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @urban fog died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @steel sentinel was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @steel sentinel had ever been in. @steel sentinel died.

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@full path was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @full path died.

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@unkempt osprey managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@idle pike decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @idle pike died.

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@unkempt osprey tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@hexed notch was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @hexed notch died.

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@unkempt osprey ran out of bullets while fighting @mental cloak, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @mental cloak died.

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@unkempt osprey summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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The Demolitionist told @unkempt osprey that it was a good day to die. @unkempt osprey thought so too. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sand yoke May 8, 2026, 4:14 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @sand yoke, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @mental cloak, @fresh wing, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, @worthy relic, and @light heron
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@tidal bane went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @tidal bane died.

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@wanton anvil's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @wanton anvil died.

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@sand yoke was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @sand yoke died.

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@quick pebble was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @quick pebble died.

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@livid shuttle was infected by a zombie virus. @livid shuttle died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@hexed fiber returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@waxen marlin buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@iron cairn opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@long vine gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @long vine died.

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@light heron drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@fresh wing drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @fresh wing died.

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@urban fog threw a snowball at @waxen marlin. To counter this, @waxen marlin threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@waxen marlin asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @waxen marlin died.

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@mental cloak created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @livid shuttle got too close while watching. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed fiber saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @iron cairn is approaching @light heron!

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@hexed fiber tried to kill @worthy relic with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@light heron tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @light heron died.

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@soft lark made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @worthy relic. @worthy relic died.

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@iron cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@hexed fiber accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @hexed fiber died.

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@mental cloak started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@soft lark pumped @mental cloak full of lead. No one was hurt, but @mental cloak's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@iron cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@iron cairn accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @soft lark was watching. @iron cairn died.

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@mental cloak tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@soft lark became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@mental cloak forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@mental cloak broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@soft lark sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@mental cloak watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@soft lark wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@soft lark opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@soft lark tickled @mental cloak from behind while they were busy sharpening their Fetid Baghnakhs. @soft lark died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @mental cloak!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @mental cloak
500 points go to 2nd place: @soft lark
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @worthy relic
150 points go to 6th place: @light heron
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh wing

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oblique lantern May 8, 2026, 4:43 AM

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tropic valley May 8, 2026, 4:48 AM

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soft lark May 8, 2026, 4:58 AM

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wanton anvil May 8, 2026, 4:58 AM

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outer orchid May 8, 2026, 5:03 AM

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velvet dune May 8, 2026, 5:11 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @eager hemlock, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @tropic valley, @fresh wing, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @full path, and @outer orchid
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@glacial totem ran with scissors. @glacial totem died.

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@eager hemlock’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@urban fog pickpocketed @fresh wing, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@velvet dune learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @wanton anvil found out that @velvet dune meant "killer" in the literal sense. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@soft lark started blocking @full path's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@oblique lantern tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@quick pebble vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @quick pebble died.

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@tropic valley was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@outer orchid attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tropic valley was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @tropic valley died.

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@fresh wing accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @fresh wing died.

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@soft lark heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@urban fog challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @urban fog died.

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@full path wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @full path died.

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@outer orchid found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @outer orchid died.

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@eager hemlock obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@oblique lantern searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@velvet dune joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @velvet dune was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@eager hemlock heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @eager hemlock died.

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@velvet dune placed chests all over the world except where @oblique lantern was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @oblique lantern died.

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@velvet dune was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @velvet dune died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @soft lark!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @soft lark
500 points go to 2nd place: @velvet dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 4th place: @eager hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @outer orchid
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 9th place: @tropic valley
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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hexed notch May 8, 2026, 6:28 AM

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unkempt osprey May 8, 2026, 6:30 AM

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fresh wing May 8, 2026, 6:34 AM

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waxen marlin May 8, 2026, 6:54 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@eager hemlock, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @soft lark, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fresh wing, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@eager hemlock likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @eager hemlock probably liked trains a bit too much. @eager hemlock died.

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@fresh wing's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @fresh wing responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@long vine and @raw moss were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @long vine suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @raw moss turned around to look. @raw moss died.

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@soft lark read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @soft lark then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @soft lark died.

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@amber ermine was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @amber ermine died.

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@hexed notch was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@unkempt osprey drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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The moon hit @fresh wing's eye like a big pizza pie. @fresh wing died.

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@urban fog felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@unkempt osprey tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@waxen marlin tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@urban fog became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @urban fog died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @waxen marlin that there was something stuck in their teeth. @waxen marlin checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @livid shuttle was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@long vine invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@unkempt osprey finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@hexed notch fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine used their Flying Dragon to lop off @unkempt osprey's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @long vine invented golf. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog May 8, 2026, 7:39 AM

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amber ermine May 8, 2026, 7:40 AM

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light heron May 8, 2026, 7:42 AM

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waxen marlin May 8, 2026, 7:44 AM

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fresh wing May 8, 2026, 7:55 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 8, 2026, 7:56 AM

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ashen spire May 8, 2026, 7:57 AM

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soft lark May 8, 2026, 7:59 AM

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oblique lantern May 8, 2026, 8:05 AM

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subtle dew May 8, 2026, 8:18 AM

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hexed notch May 8, 2026, 8:25 AM

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crimson thistle May 8, 2026, 8:30 AM

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proper wedge May 8, 2026, 8:30 AM

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remote pumice May 8, 2026, 8:30 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@subtle dew, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @remote pumice, @amber ermine, @fresh wing, @ashen spire, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @crimson thistle, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @light heron
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@amber ermine was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @amber ermine died.

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@fresh wing tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @fresh wing died.

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@ashen spire hosted a spelling bee! @proper wedge had to spell "cat". @waxen marlin had to spell "rain". @urban fog had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@ashen spire tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @ashen spire died.

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@hexed notch told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tranquil wyvern and @livid shuttle.

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@light heron got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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While examining a strange emblem, @urban fog accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @waxen marlin died.

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@remote pumice held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@light heron dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @light heron died.

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@proper wedge was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @proper wedge died.

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@crimson thistle was looking kind of dumb after @livid shuttle's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @crimson thistle died.

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@subtle dew escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@subtle dew was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @subtle dew died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@hexed notch finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @soft lark caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@livid shuttle drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @remote pumice was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@soft lark and @remote pumice played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@livid shuttle had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@hexed notch clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @hexed notch died.

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@soft lark swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @soft lark died.

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@livid shuttle gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @livid shuttle died.

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@remote pumice accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @remote pumice allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@remote pumice learned all of @tranquil wyvern's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@remote pumice took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle dew
100 points go to 7th place: @crimson thistle
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @light heron
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern May 8, 2026, 9:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 9:05 AM

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subtle dew May 8, 2026, 9:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 9:05 AM

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waxen marlin May 8, 2026, 9:09 AM

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long vine May 8, 2026, 9:15 AM

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hexed notch May 8, 2026, 9:21 AM

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turbid skiff May 8, 2026, 9:21 AM

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rustic coral May 8, 2026, 9:29 AM

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unkempt osprey May 8, 2026, 9:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

oblique lantern May 8, 2026, 9:50 AM

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brisk zephyr May 8, 2026, 9:53 AM

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random sandal May 8, 2026, 9:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @subtle dew, @hexed notch, @random sandal, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @long vine, @oblique lantern, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@subtle dew performed surgery on a grape.

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@waxen marlin started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@livid shuttle stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @livid shuttle's ego received a small boost.

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@long vine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @random sandal observed disapprovingly.

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@subtle dew carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @subtle dew died.

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@hexed notch was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @hexed notch died.

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@turbid skiff and @tranquil wyvern strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @turbid skiff suggested using cover against them. @tranquil wyvern recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@random sandal jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @random sandal died.

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@oblique lantern rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @oblique lantern with unnecessary advice.

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@waxen marlin verbally roasted @oblique lantern so hard that they burst into flames. @oblique lantern died.

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@brisk zephyr recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@waxen marlin and @turbid skiff decided to play catch with a Staff of Regrowth. @waxen marlin missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @waxen marlin died.

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@unkempt osprey was building a nice house. @tranquil wyvern asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @unkempt osprey just looked confused.

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@rustic coral hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@long vine thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@turbid skiff complained to @brisk zephyr that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@unkempt osprey told @rustic coral that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @rustic coral vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@livid shuttle looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@tranquil wyvern commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@brisk zephyr died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @brisk zephyr was revived.

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@livid shuttle was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @livid shuttle died.

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@rustic coral stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @rustic coral died.

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@unkempt osprey jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@long vine and @turbid skiff had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@brisk zephyr used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @unkempt osprey tested this theory on @brisk zephyr, who bounced, and ended up being right. @brisk zephyr died.

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@turbid skiff found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@long vine tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tranquil wyvern and @turbid skiff, who did not approve of gambling.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @tranquil wyvern's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@unkempt osprey killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@long vine went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@turbid skiff stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @turbid skiff died.

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@long vine was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@unkempt osprey got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 6th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @random sandal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cosmic ibex May 8, 2026, 10:40 AM

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long vine May 8, 2026, 10:47 AM

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hallow trench May 8, 2026, 10:49 AM

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unkempt osprey May 8, 2026, 10:49 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 8, 2026, 11:07 AM

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brisk zephyr May 8, 2026, 11:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 11:08 AM

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light heron May 8, 2026, 11:23 AM

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subtle dew May 8, 2026, 11:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 11:28 AM

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hexed notch May 8, 2026, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 11:29 AM

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honest pine May 8, 2026, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 11:29 AM

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@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@cosmic ibex, @honest pine, @brisk zephyr, @subtle dew, @hexed notch, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @hallow trench, @livid shuttle, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unkempt osprey invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@livid shuttle distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@tranquil wyvern underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@cosmic ibex decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @cosmic ibex died.

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@light heron tied up @brisk zephyr and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @brisk zephyr to die. However, @brisk zephyr managed to escape from their bonds.

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@hexed notch handed @unkempt osprey a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @unkempt osprey died.

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@honest pine used a Medusa Head on @long vine and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@subtle dew tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@tranquil wyvern adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@hallow trench stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @hallow trench died.

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@brisk zephyr was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@light heron found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @livid shuttle, who silenced @light heron by filling their hiding place with water. @light heron died.

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@honest pine filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@hexed notch traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@subtle dew put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @subtle dew died.

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@brisk zephyr decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@brisk zephyr was buried under an avalanche that @livid shuttle had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @brisk zephyr died.

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@honest pine tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @honest pine died.

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@hexed notch began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@tranquil wyvern watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@hexed notch sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @livid shuttle died.

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 5th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle dew
100 points go to 7th place: @light heron
100 points go to 8th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @unkempt osprey

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@light heron and @azure sundial played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@soft lark paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Boomstick.

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@subtle dew tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@cosmic ibex tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @cosmic ibex died.

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@unkempt osprey sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@humble shard challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @humble shard died.

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@random sandal crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tranquil wyvern started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@long vine found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@velvet dune went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @velvet dune's canvas.

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@random sandal tried to deal a finishing blow to @livid shuttle, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@light heron angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @light heron's floating house. @light heron died.

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@long vine killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@livid shuttle stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @livid shuttle died.

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@subtle dew's skeleton decided that @subtle dew wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @subtle dew died.

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@random sandal was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @random sandal died.

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@azure sundial went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@tranquil wyvern made some scary noises in the dark. @velvet dune sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet dune tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @velvet dune died.

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@azure sundial found a hill and started to roll down it. @azure sundial was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @azure sundial died.

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@long vine invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @soft lark, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @soft lark died.

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@long vine tried to assassinate @unkempt osprey, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @unkempt osprey's eye sockets. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @soft lark
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @random sandal
100 points go to 8th place: @subtle dew
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @light heron

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @humble shard, @subtle dew, @hexed notch, @random sandal, @soft lark, @sand yoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @hallow trench, @tepid prawn, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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@humble shard started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @humble shard soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @humble shard died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @sand yoke before they could say "Zoinks!" @sand yoke died.

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@random sandal invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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A witch prophesized that @soft lark would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tepid prawn walked up to @long vine and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tepid prawn, that kills people! @long vine died.

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@hallow trench ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @hallow trench died.

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@hexed notch was arrested for killing @tepid prawn with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tepid prawn died.

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@livid shuttle's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @near mortar's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @near mortar died.

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@hexed notch was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@subtle dew chased @random sandal with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @random sandal died.

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@hexed notch was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @hexed notch died.

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@subtle dew tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @subtle dew by two. @subtle dew died.

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@soft lark tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@jolly swift tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@jolly swift became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@tranquil wyvern ripped @soft lark's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @soft lark. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @tranquil wyvern tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @jolly swift!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @soft lark
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @random sandal
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 10th place: @hallow trench

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tawny wharf, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @rustic coral, @remote pumice, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @torpid sky, @craggy cargo, and @waxen marlin
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@brisk zephyr got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@brisk zephyr stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @brisk zephyr died.

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@random sandal cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@torpid sky looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tranquil wyvern hid an actuator in @rustic coral's lunch. Later that day, @rustic coral stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @rustic coral died.

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@quick pebble invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@hexed notch found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @hexed notch walked out the door.

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@iron cairn started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@wanton anvil started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@craggy cargo played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@remote pumice consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@remote pumice accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @remote pumice died.

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@quick pebble made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @quick pebble died.

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@iron cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @waxen marlin into approaching. @iron cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @waxen marlin with two Sniper Rifle shots. @waxen marlin died.

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@wanton anvil felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @wanton anvil died.

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@torpid sky decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @torpid sky died.

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@craggy cargo lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @craggy cargo died.

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@random sandal flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @random sandal died.

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@jolly swift accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@tawny wharf vaporized @hexed notch with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @hexed notch died.

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@tawny wharf slammed @tranquil wyvern into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@raw moss tried to attack @tawny wharf with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@jolly swift found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@jolly swift started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @iron cairn spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@tawny wharf was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@raw moss looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@iron cairn felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@tawny wharf was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tawny wharf died.

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@iron cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@iron cairn tried to launch a poison dart frog at @raw moss through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @iron cairn has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @random sandal
100 points go to 8th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 9th place: @torpid sky
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil May 8, 2026, 4:05 PM

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proper wedge May 8, 2026, 4:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @proper wedge, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @tepid prawn, @full path, @crimson thistle, @livid shuttle, and @orchid crystal
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@orchid crystal cut through @wanton anvil with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @wanton anvil died.

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@crimson thistle started rallying for goblin rights.

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@steel sentinel saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@proper wedge spiced up @urban fog's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @urban fog died.

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@tepid prawn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tepid prawn found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tepid prawn died.

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@full path spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @full path died.

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@orchid crystal saw @livid shuttle standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @livid shuttle died.

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@orchid crystal used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @orchid crystal died.

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@crimson thistle swung a Keybrand at @steel sentinel, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@crimson thistle sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @crimson thistle died.

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@proper wedge brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@steel sentinel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@raw moss sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@steel sentinel marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@raw moss didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @proper wedge's. @proper wedge died.

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@steel sentinel decisively vanquished @raw moss through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 4th place: @crimson thistle
150 points go to 5th place: @orchid crystal
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wanton anvil May 8, 2026, 5:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 5:37 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 8, 2026, 5:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 5:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tepid prawn May 8, 2026, 5:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 5:39 PM

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@tepid prawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane May 8, 2026, 6:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 6:07 PM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

full path May 8, 2026, 6:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 6:13 PM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

random sandal May 8, 2026, 6:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 6:14 PM

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@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift May 8, 2026, 6:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 6:14 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 8, 2026, 6:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 6:15 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava May 8, 2026, 6:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 6:16 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

hexed notch May 8, 2026, 6:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 8, 2026, 6:30 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @tepid prawn, @full path, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tepid prawn grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@raw moss hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @raw moss died.

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@livid shuttle played Frisbee with @random sandal using a Light Disc, but @random sandal unfortunately didn't have five hands. @random sandal died.

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@proud lava started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @proud lava died.

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@wanton anvil wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tepid prawn into an apple. @tepid prawn died.

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@steel sentinel painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@wanton anvil rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@jolly swift became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@livid shuttle trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@livid shuttle pointed a Shotgun at @steel sentinel and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @livid shuttle looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @livid shuttle died.

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@full path was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @full path died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @hexed notch randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@jolly swift asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@wanton anvil kept talking, but stopped after @steel sentinel held up their hand. @steel sentinel demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@wanton anvil was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @wanton anvil died.

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@tidal bane played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@steel sentinel started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @jolly swift forced them to put in some more effort.

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@hexed notch fired their bow at @tidal bane, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @hexed notch gave up.

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@hexed notch was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @steel sentinel tried putting @hexed notch back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @hexed notch died.

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@tidal bane found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@jolly swift constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@tidal bane took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@tidal bane's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @tidal bane died.

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@jolly swift tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @jolly swift then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @jolly swift died.