epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@amber ermine bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @amber ermine was blown to smithereens. @amber ermine died.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @iron cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@fossil parcel had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @fossil parcel's skull. @fossil parcel died.

@tranquil wyvern ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tranquil wyvern, @urban fog broke their fall with their own body. @urban fog died.

@waxen marlin killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@iron cairn started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @jolly swift and @carmine cairn out.

@jolly swift and @waxen marlin played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @jolly swift was the chicken. @waxen marlin died.

@carmine cairn got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @carmine cairn died.

@tranquil wyvern used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

@iron cairn suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@jolly swift threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @jolly swift unlocked the power of flight!

@iron cairn opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @iron cairn's neck. @iron cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @jolly swift!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fossil parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fossil parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental cloak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mental cloak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled canopy]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grizzled canopy, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @mental cloak, @amber ermine, @fossil parcel, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @grizzled canopy, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tidal bane died.

@exotic saddle sacrificed @mental cloak by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @mental cloak died.

@raw moss built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@carmine cairn tried to attack @iron cairn with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@proud lava considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@amber ermine was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @amber ermine died.

@grizzled canopy rescued @fossil parcel from drowning, but in reverse. @fossil parcel died.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@proud lava defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @proud lava died.

@exotic saddle followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @exotic saddle died.

@hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, and @iron cairn raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@grizzled canopy tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @grizzled canopy died.

@waxen marlin couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

A monkey dramatically raised @waxen marlin up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @waxen marlin off said cliff. @waxen marlin died.

@hexed notch marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@raw moss burned @tranquil wyvern to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@hexed notch's booty was plundered by pirates. @hexed notch died.

@iron cairn tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @iron cairn died.

@carmine cairn called @raw moss a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @fossil parcel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bB!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[crimson thistle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@crimson thistle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp raft]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp raft, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @sharp raft, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @amber ermine, @crimson thistle, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wanton anvil was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @wanton anvil died.

@crimson thistle modified @amber ermine's Titanium Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @amber ermine was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @amber ermine died.

@waxen marlin used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @waxen marlin died.

@iron cairn ripped @tranquil wyvern's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

The Demolitionist told @crimson thistle that it was a good day to die. @crimson thistle thought so too. @crimson thistle died.

@tidal bane decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tidal bane died.

There was a snake in @iron cairn's boot! @iron cairn died.

@hexed notch recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@sharp raft declared war on emus. The emus won. @sharp raft died.

@remote pumice wanted to start a band, and recruited @hexed notch as their keyboard player. @hexed notch showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

@hexed notch fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @hexed notch died.

@remote pumice couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @remote pumice died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @sharp raft
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @crimson thistle
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[random sandal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled canopy]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grizzled canopy, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental cloak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mental cloak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @mental cloak, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @grizzled canopy
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @tidal bane, who happened to be watching. @tidal bane died.

@mental cloak set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@random sandal sang a song to try to impress @amber ermine, @raw moss, and @grizzled canopy. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@wanton anvil was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @wanton anvil died.

@urban fog's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @urban fog responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@urban fog was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@quick pebble heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @quick pebble died.

@random sandal used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@mental cloak ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@amber ermine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@carmine cairn went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @steel sentinel managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@raw moss tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @raw moss's mouth.

@grizzled canopy tried hacking into @mental cloak's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @mental cloak's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@urban fog tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@amber ermine recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @amber ermine concluded that it was lost for a reason.

While exploring a swamp, @carmine cairn caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@amber ermine was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @amber ermine died.

@steel sentinel tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@raw moss invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @mental cloak excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@urban fog wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @urban fog through the wall. @urban fog died.

@grizzled canopy forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @grizzled canopy died.

@carmine cairn thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@random sandal went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @random sandal died.

@carmine cairn was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@steel sentinel stole @mental cloak's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @mental cloak was hurt, but only emotionally.

@raw moss grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@mental cloak found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @mental cloak died.

@raw moss built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@carmine cairn became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @steel sentinel had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @carmine cairn's suffering. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 5th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fossil parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fossil parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[humble shard]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@humble shard, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp ingot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp ingot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[tropic valley]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[orchid tulip]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@orchid tulip, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tawny wharf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tawny wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @humble shard, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @long vine, @remote pumice, @sharp ingot, @tropic valley, @fossil parcel, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @orchid tulip, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @hexed notch demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @glacial totem by two. @glacial totem died.

@tropic valley was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@orchid tulip tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@carmine cairn started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @carmine cairn died.

@urban fog distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@sharp ingot gave @humble shard Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @humble shard died.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @steel sentinel thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@remote pumice accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @remote pumice died.

@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@long vine used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@steel sentinel was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@orchid tulip verbally roasted @sharp ingot so hard that they burst into flames. @sharp ingot died.

@urban fog had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@tropic valley got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @tropic valley died.

@raw moss had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@near mortar got a piggyback ride from @fossil parcel, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @fossil parcel died.

@tawny wharf cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@urban fog and @raw moss had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @hexed notch sped up the process by stabbing @urban fog. @urban fog died.

@near mortar made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@steel sentinel laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@orchid tulip used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @orchid tulip died.

@long vine heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@long vine cornered @near mortar at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @near mortar started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@hexed notch spiced up @near mortar's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @near mortar died.

@tawny wharf started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@steel sentinel threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@hexed notch used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @hexed notch died.

@long vine played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@raw moss walked into a bar. @tawny wharf laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@raw moss was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@long vine fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @long vine died.

@raw moss literally impeached @tawny wharf by squashing them under a giant peach. @tawny wharf died.

@steel sentinel started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@raw moss tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid tulip
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@sweet hedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[tropic valley]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[soft lark]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[lucid dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lucid dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental cloak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mental cloak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @soft lark, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @mental cloak, @quick pebble, @long vine, @tropic valley, @lucid dune, @steel sentinel, @sweet hedge, @full path, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @quick pebble died.

@steel sentinel’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@sweet hedge wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@full path found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

@lucid dune listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @lucid dune saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@tropic valley used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@tropic valley stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tropic valley died.

@near mortar took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @near mortar died.

@lucid dune called @soft lark on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @lucid dune died.

@full path woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @full path died.

@wanton anvil's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @wanton anvil died.

@steel sentinel opened the front door and saw @long vine trying to murder the Guide. @steel sentinel slowly closed the door and walked away.

@raw moss found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@sweet hedge fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@unkempt osprey tried to stab @mental cloak, but @mental cloak's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @mental cloak died.

@unkempt osprey used some tree stumps as target practice.

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @sweet hedge's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @sweet hedge died.

Hey @soft lark, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @soft lark died.

@raw moss purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@steel sentinel flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@unkempt osprey drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @unkempt osprey died.

@raw moss and @long vine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @raw moss won by breaking @long vine's spine. @long vine died.

@raw moss created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@raw moss thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet hedge
100 points go to 7th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[full path]

bb!register

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[wanton anvil]

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[raw moss]

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[tropic valley]

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[urban fog]

bb!register

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[left mist]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[serene garden]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[mental cloak]

bb!register

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[proud lava]

bb!register

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[worthy relic]

bb!register

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@worthy relic, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @mental cloak, @tropic valley, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @potent talon, @serene garden, and @worthy relic
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@long vine hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @long vine died.

@mental cloak found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@proud lava used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @proud lava. @proud lava died.

@potent talon started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@wanton anvil drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@tropic valley accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

@serene garden got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@left mist claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@steel sentinel was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@full path blew @urban fog to bits using an exploding bed. @urban fog died.

@tropic valley reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @serene garden in a Fish costume.

@potent talon received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @potent talon died.

@wanton anvil's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@steel sentinel wondered what Obama's last name is.

@serene garden tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @serene garden died.

@raw moss accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@mental cloak found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@raw moss trapped @worthy relic in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @worthy relic managed to escape regardless.

@full path shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @full path's head. @full path died.

@wanton anvil's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@steel sentinel was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @steel sentinel let them be.

The Cyborg hacked into @left mist's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@tropic valley literally gaslighted @wanton anvil by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @wanton anvil died.

@mental cloak obscured @worthy relic's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @worthy relic escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@tropic valley put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@tropic valley died.

@raw moss fed @left mist several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@left mist and @mental cloak were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @left mist played solitaire. @mental cloak stood behind them and watched.

@mental cloak pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @mental cloak died.

@steel sentinel was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@left mist was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @left mist died.

@steel sentinel drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

@worthy relic contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @worthy relic died.

@raw moss got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @worthy relic
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 6th place: @tropic valley
100 points go to 7th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[full path]

bb!register

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[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[urban fog]

bb!register

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[light heron]

bb!register

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[mental cloak]

bb!register

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tawny wharf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tawny wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tawny wharf, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @mental cloak, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@mental cloak realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@waxen marlin drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@raw moss tied up @steel sentinel and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @steel sentinel to die. However, @steel sentinel managed to escape from their bonds.

@tawny wharf's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tawny wharf sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@full path commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@wanton anvil was buried under an avalanche that @amber ermine had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @wanton anvil died.

@livid shuttle rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @livid shuttle's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@urban fog wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@amber ermine was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @amber ermine died.

@livid shuttle threw @urban fog in the washing machine and turned it on. @urban fog died.

@full path stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @full path died.

@tawny wharf tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@raw moss shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@steel sentinel went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @steel sentinel decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@light heron was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@waxen marlin was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @waxen marlin died.

@light heron filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@mental cloak practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @raw moss and @tawny wharf got their chainsaws ready.

@steel sentinel took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @light heron and @raw moss ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

@livid shuttle climbed a tree without using their arms.

@tawny wharf insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @light heron insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @light heron, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @light heron died.

@livid shuttle teleported behind @mental cloak using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @mental cloak died.

@steel sentinel tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@raw moss consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

Someone let the dogs out! @livid shuttle tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @livid shuttle died.

@tawny wharf learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @tawny wharf died.

@raw moss tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@raw moss forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @raw moss wasn't a Slime, @raw moss was endlessly beaten. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 6th place: @light heron
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[subtle dew]

bb!register

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@subtle dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

bb!register

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@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle dew, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[crimson thistle]

bb!register

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@crimson thistle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

bb!register

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@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @subtle dew, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @hallow trench, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @crimson thistle, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

@subtle dew somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@long vine iwwegawy owoed to @steel sentinel and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @long vine died.

@hallow trench was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @livid shuttle caught them in time.

@urban fog saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@amber ermine touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@amber ermine read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @amber ermine died.

@hallow trench put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @hallow trench died.

@honest pine was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@crimson thistle started riding a Unicorn. @honest pine chased @crimson thistle while knocking two coconut halves together.

@hexed notch fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @steel sentinel, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@urban fog watched @livid shuttle go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @livid shuttle was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@raw moss used their Chlorophyte Claymore to lop off @urban fog's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @raw moss invented golf. @urban fog died.

@livid shuttle panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @livid shuttle died.

@crimson thistle tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @crimson thistle died.

@subtle dew and @steel sentinel discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @subtle dew. @subtle dew died.

@steel sentinel was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@honest pine tried to save @raw moss's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @honest pine died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @honest pine died.

@hexed notch started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@steel sentinel received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

@hexed notch's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @raw moss and @steel sentinel's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @hexed notch died.

@raw moss learned all of @steel sentinel's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@steel sentinel spoke softly to @raw moss while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 6th place: @crimson thistle
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rain ledge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rain ledge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[azure sundial]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@subtle dew, @hexed notch, @unkempt osprey, @rain ledge, @azure sundial, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@turbid skiff got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

While @subtle dew looked inside a Corruption chasm, @amber ermine pranked them by pushing them inside. @subtle dew died.

@steel sentinel accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

Poor @rain ledge. @rain ledge keeps getting pinged over and over again. @rain ledge is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @rain ledge. @rain ledge. @rain ledge.

The Wizard showed @azure sundial their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@tranquil wyvern told @unkempt osprey that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @unkempt osprey vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@remote pumice's face was scorched off after @hexed notch took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @remote pumice died.

@urban fog sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@amber ermine tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @amber ermine then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @amber ermine died.

@turbid skiff drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@azure sundial built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@urban fog started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @urban fog died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to instigate drama against @livid shuttle, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tranquil wyvern used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @livid shuttle died.

@steel sentinel and @hexed notch had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@tranquil wyvern drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @turbid skiff appeared instead.

@steel sentinel hid from @rain ledge by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

@rain ledge told @unkempt osprey that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @unkempt osprey took those words literally and peeled @rain ledge. @rain ledge died.

@turbid skiff drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @turbid skiff died.

@unkempt osprey paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@azure sundial fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@hexed notch started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@unkempt osprey emerged from a tree stump and scolded @tranquil wyvern for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @tranquil wyvern was still holding an axe. @unkempt osprey died.

@hexed notch drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@steel sentinel found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

@tranquil wyvern sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

@azure sundial tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@hexed notch went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@steel sentinel hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@azure sundial began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@hexed notch threw a snowball at @azure sundial. To counter this, @azure sundial threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @hexed notch died.

@azure sundial had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@steel sentinel tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@steel sentinel crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @steel sentinel's entire body.

@azure sundial merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@azure sundial was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @azure sundial died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @azure sundial
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @rain ledge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid bough]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid bough, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[random sandal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[orchid tulip]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@orchid tulip, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[crimson thistle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@crimson thistle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @random sandal, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @crimson thistle, @waxen marlin, @rancid bough, @livid shuttle, and @orchid tulip
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @random sandal. @random sandal died.

@amber ermine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @amber ermine died.

@orchid tulip tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @orchid tulip decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @urban fog into fertilizer. @urban fog died.

@waxen marlin started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @waxen marlin died.

@hexed notch started rallying for goblin rights.

@tranquil wyvern started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @tranquil wyvern - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @tranquil wyvern then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@long vine thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

Rumors started spreading that @livid shuttle was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @livid shuttle.

@rancid bough got impaled by Mourning Wood. @rancid bough died.

@livid shuttle spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @long vine. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@hexed notch spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@steel sentinel constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@tranquil wyvern tricked @crimson thistle into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @crimson thistle died.

@orchid tulip tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @orchid tulip died.

@steel sentinel tried to kill @tranquil wyvern with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@hexed notch went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @tranquil wyvern was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@long vine hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @orchid tulip
150 points go to 6th place: @crimson thistle
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid bough
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[random sandal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sullen cove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sullen cove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[toxic cipher]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@toxic cipher, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[light heron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@light heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[random sandal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@random sandal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[proper wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[uneven grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@subtle dew, @random sandal, @toxic cipher, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @sullen cove, @livid shuttle, @uneven grove, @near mortar, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

While playing at the beach, @proud lava buried @light heron in the sand. It took @light heron several hours to dig themselves back out.

@amber ermine and @pastel timber set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@subtle dew needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@near mortar won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@long vine won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@random sandal sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @random sandal died.

@amber ermine tried to explain to @sullen cove that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @sullen cove countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @amber ermine died.

@uneven grove snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@pastel timber forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @pastel timber died.

@proper wedge spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@proud lava managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @proud lava found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @proud lava died.

@sullen cove dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @sullen cove died.

@toxic cipher had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@uneven grove was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @uneven grove died.

@proper wedge wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @near mortar on a spit. @near mortar died.

@light heron tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @light heron's brains. @light heron died.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @toxic cipher was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @toxic cipher had ever been in. @toxic cipher died.

@steel sentinel fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@tranquil wyvern equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @proper wedge into approaching. @tranquil wyvern then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @proper wedge with two Sniper Rifle shots. @proper wedge died.

@subtle dew tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@subtle dew thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @subtle dew died.

@long vine befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@tranquil wyvern tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @tranquil wyvern died.

@livid shuttle farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

@long vine overwhelmed @livid shuttle with a storm of flying bananas. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@steel sentinel was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @steel sentinel suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@long vine traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @long vine did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @toxic cipher
100 points go to 8th place: @light heron
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @uneven grove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[light heron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@light heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sullen cove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sullen cove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[toxic cipher]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@toxic cipher, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[random sandal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[orchid tulip]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@orchid tulip, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[orchid crystal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@orchid crystal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @subtle dew, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @toxic cipher, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @steel sentinel, @sullen cove, @livid shuttle, @orchid crystal, @orchid tulip, @near mortar, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@orchid crystal built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@random sandal took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @random sandal died.

@toxic cipher cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@tranquil wyvern began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@wanton anvil tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @wanton anvil died.

@steel sentinel played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @steel sentinel died.

@sullen cove fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @sullen cove died.

@livid shuttle asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @livid shuttle died.

@orchid tulip wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@subtle dew tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@orchid crystal was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @orchid crystal died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @long vine would soon die a gruesome death. @long vine ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@tranquil wyvern hid from @light heron after @subtle dew exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@orchid tulip threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@orchid tulip entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @orchid tulip died.

@toxic cipher found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@near mortar accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @near mortar died.

@remote pumice saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@light heron was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tranquil wyvern's Star Cannon. @light heron died.

@long vine played Frisbee with @toxic cipher using a Light Disc, but @toxic cipher unfortunately didn't have five hands. @toxic cipher died.

@remote pumice bashed @tidal bane in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @subtle dew wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@tranquil wyvern angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@long vine had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@remote pumice found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@subtle dew used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @subtle dew died.

@tidal bane got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @tidal bane died.

@remote pumice traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @tranquil wyvern some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine shot their Onyx Blaster to the left of @remote pumice just to scare them. @remote pumice heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @remote pumice died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 6th place: @toxic cipher
100 points go to 7th place: @light heron
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @orchid tulip
100 points go to 10th place: @orchid crystal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gilded plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gilded plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[soft lark]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[empty parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@empty parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @brisk zephyr, @empty parcel, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @gilded plover, @long vine, @rustic coral, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @glacial totem died.

@brisk zephyr read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @brisk zephyr then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @brisk zephyr died.

@empty parcel and @soft lark were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @empty parcel fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @empty parcel died.

@gilded plover left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@hexed notch tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@tidal bane was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@wanton anvil was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @wanton anvil died.

@rustic coral drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @rustic coral died.

@steel sentinel brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @steel sentinel died.

@long vine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@hexed notch tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@tidal bane slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @livid shuttle's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern lured @near mortar into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @near mortar's dust allergy! @near mortar died.

@soft lark sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@gilded plover discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@soft lark performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@gilded plover got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @gilded plover died.

@tranquil wyvern tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@hexed notch trash talked @long vine, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @hexed notch suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tidal bane was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@soft lark heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@soft lark was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@long vine told @tidal bane a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @tidal bane died.

@soft lark made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @soft lark rich and famous.

@long vine solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@soft lark suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @soft lark died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @soft lark
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @gilded plover
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic coral

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gilded plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gilded plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic valley]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[amber ermine]

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[tidal bane]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[iron cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[fresh wing]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[trail whale]

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[urban fog]

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @brisk zephyr, @raw moss, @gilded plover, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @tropic valley, @fresh wing, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, and @trail whale
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gilded plover planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@glacial totem was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @glacial totem died.

@brisk zephyr's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @brisk zephyr died.

@long vine vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @long vine died.

@trail whale tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @trail whale quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@tropic valley found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@amber ermine tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @amber ermine died.

@fresh wing was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@iron cairn thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@tropic valley fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @tropic valley died.

@tidal bane traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @fresh wing. @fresh wing died.

@iron cairn got tired of @urban fog constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @urban fog died.

@tranquil wyvern found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@raw moss was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@livid shuttle built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@livid shuttle heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @livid shuttle died.

@iron cairn threw @trail whale into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @iron cairn a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @trail whale died.

@raw moss accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@gilded plover snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @gilded plover died.

@tidal bane shot @tranquil wyvern in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@tidal bane promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

@iron cairn and @raw moss had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@iron cairn had a terrible night. @iron cairn died.

Out of boredom, @tidal bane used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@raw moss claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tidal bane was morbidly interested.

Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @raw moss randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

@tidal bane accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @tidal bane died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tidal bane
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gilded plover
150 points go to 6th place: @trail whale
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[gilded plover]

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[tidal bane]

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[urban fog]

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[wanton anvil]

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[steel sentinel]

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fresh wing]

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@fresh wing, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[split parrot]

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@split parrot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[noble jackal]

bb!register

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@noble jackal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

bb!register

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@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal meteor]

bb!register

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@tidal meteor, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @jolly swift, @noble jackal, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @gilded plover, @rustic coral, @tranquil wyvern, @fresh wing, @tidal meteor, @split parrot, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@tidal meteor ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@glacial totem made some Synonym Rolls for @gilded plover and @tranquil wyvern. Just like Grammar used to make!

@split parrot and @jolly swift swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

@glacial totem was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @glacial totem died.

@urban fog and @jolly swift started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @urban fog took out their actual shotgun. @jolly swift died.

@noble jackal saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @noble jackal died.

@rustic coral rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@wanton anvil used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@raw moss was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @raw moss died.

@split parrot tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

@tidal meteor murdered @rustic coral with a knife, but it was actually @wanton anvil in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @tidal meteor didn't care that much. @wanton anvil died.

@livid shuttle tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

While sitting on a bench together with @steel sentinel, @urban fog leaned away and farted.

@gilded plover dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @gilded plover died.

@fresh wing drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@tranquil wyvern hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@urban fog started blocking @tidal meteor's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@tidal bane found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@steel sentinel aimed a Last Prism beam at @fresh wing, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@rustic coral decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @rustic coral died.

@split parrot 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @fresh wing to death. @fresh wing died.

@split parrot tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @split parrot died.

@steel sentinel and @tidal bane were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tidal meteor stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@livid shuttle learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@tranquil wyvern made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @urban fog. @urban fog died.

@livid shuttle and @tidal bane were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@livid shuttle constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tranquil wyvern by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @livid shuttle's positioning was a bit off. @livid shuttle died.

@steel sentinel underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@steel sentinel tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @steel sentinel extremely rich.

@tidal meteor tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@tidal bane fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@tranquil wyvern looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@steel sentinel visited @tidal bane, but no one was home. @steel sentinel felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@tidal meteor found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @tidal meteor headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@tranquil wyvern walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@tranquil wyvern became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@tidal meteor dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tidal bane, but @tidal bane simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @tidal meteor died.

@tranquil wyvern looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@tidal bane crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@tidal bane huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@steel sentinel saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@steel sentinel tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @steel sentinel quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@tidal bane used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @tidal bane died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tidal bane
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal meteor
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @split parrot
100 points go to 8th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 10th place: @gilded plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sand yoke]

bb!register

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[tidal bane]

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[urban fog]

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gilded plover]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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