#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 221

gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:37 PM

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@proper wedge was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @proper wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern tickled @pastel timber from behind while they were busy sharpening their Cobalt Sword. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@carmine cairn briefly considered proposing marriage to @pastel timber, but married a bee instead.

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@pastel timber tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @noble tulip
100 points go to 7th place: @empty iron
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem May 5, 2026, 4:45 PM

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wanton anvil May 5, 2026, 4:47 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 5, 2026, 4:47 PM

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waxen marlin May 5, 2026, 4:47 PM

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fossil parcel May 5, 2026, 4:49 PM

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glacial totem May 5, 2026, 4:51 PM

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urban fog May 5, 2026, 5:05 PM

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jolly swift May 5, 2026, 5:05 PM

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proud lava May 5, 2026, 5:23 PM

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hexed notch May 5, 2026, 5:25 PM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 5:29 PM

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iron cairn May 5, 2026, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 5:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @fossil parcel, @proud lava, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@urban fog "borrowed" @fossil parcel's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @fossil parcel's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @urban fog could return it.

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@tranquil wyvern began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@iron cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@wanton anvil tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @wanton anvil is now bald.

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No one told @glacial totem that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @glacial totem died.

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@proud lava, @livid shuttle, and @jolly swift formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@wanton anvil was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @wanton anvil died.

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@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

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@fossil parcel fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @fossil parcel died.

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After eating supper together, @urban fog betrayed @proud lava in exchange for 30 silver coins. @proud lava died.

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@waxen marlin disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@jolly swift constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@iron cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@urban fog triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @hexed notch, who happened to be passing by.

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@carmine cairn squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@waxen marlin hadn't seen @livid shuttle in a long time, and missed them. @livid shuttle aimed a Sniper Rifle at @waxen marlin from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @waxen marlin died.

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@iron cairn somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @iron cairn's chests for the rest of its life.

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@iron cairn embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @iron cairn tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @iron cairn died.

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@hexed notch told @tranquil wyvern to bite the dust. In response, @tranquil wyvern took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@hexed notch played rock-paper-scissors with @jolly swift. @hexed notch played paper. @jolly swift played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @hexed notch was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@livid shuttle murdered @jolly swift by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @livid shuttle, but failed to ask for consent.

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@livid shuttle and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tranquil wyvern looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@tranquil wyvern tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @livid shuttle, it was opposite day. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @fossil parcel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fossil parcel May 5, 2026, 5:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 5:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 5, 2026, 5:41 PM

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jolly swift May 5, 2026, 5:42 PM

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tidal bane May 5, 2026, 5:44 PM

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light heron May 5, 2026, 5:46 PM

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proud lava May 5, 2026, 5:46 PM

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noble tulip May 5, 2026, 5:54 PM

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urban fog May 5, 2026, 6:01 PM

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wanton anvil May 5, 2026, 6:21 PM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 6:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @noble tulip, @fossil parcel, @proud lava, @urban fog, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @noble tulip stopped them in time.

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@fossil parcel opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@light heron started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@proud lava started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @proud lava is still slurping that noodle.

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@wanton anvil's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @wanton anvil died.

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@jolly swift tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tranquil wyvern, but they were in broad daylight.

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@tidal bane told @fossil parcel to step off their carpet, which they did. @tidal bane proceeded to murder @fossil parcel, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @fossil parcel died.

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@jolly swift couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@proud lava used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @proud lava didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern found @urban fog sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@noble tulip stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@urban fog literally can't even. @urban fog died.

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@jolly swift and @tidal bane cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tidal bane, because @jolly swift was wearing Frost armor.

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@carmine cairn's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Platinum Broadsword was nice and clean, but their Shadewood Bow's string broke, and their Amethyst Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@noble tulip entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@light heron followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @light heron died.

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@jolly swift started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@noble tulip built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @noble tulip died.

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@tidal bane trapped @carmine cairn in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@jolly swift went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@tidal bane accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @carmine cairn lived.

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@tranquil wyvern made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

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@tranquil wyvern developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@tranquil wyvern tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @noble tulip
150 points go to 6th place: @light heron
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

tidal bane May 5, 2026, 6:39 PM

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fossil parcel May 5, 2026, 6:39 PM

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wanton anvil May 5, 2026, 6:45 PM

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urban fog May 5, 2026, 7:02 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 5, 2026, 7:04 PM

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exotic saddle May 5, 2026, 7:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 7:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brazen silo May 5, 2026, 8:00 PM

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glacial totem May 5, 2026, 8:20 PM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 8:28 PM

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wanton anvil May 5, 2026, 8:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

steel sentinel May 5, 2026, 8:41 PM

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harsh bone May 5, 2026, 8:51 PM

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raw moss May 5, 2026, 9:01 PM

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quick pebble May 5, 2026, 9:09 PM

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mental cloak May 5, 2026, 9:14 PM

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lucid dune May 5, 2026, 9:20 PM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 9:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @harsh bone, @mental cloak, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @lucid dune, @fossil parcel, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @brazen silo
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @wanton anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @steel sentinel and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@quick pebble didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @harsh bone's. @harsh bone died.

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@quick pebble found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @quick pebble died.

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@tidal bane returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@raw moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @lucid dune. @lucid dune died.

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@fossil parcel started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @fossil parcel decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@fossil parcel angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @fossil parcel's floating house. @fossil parcel died.

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@exotic saddle ran with scissors. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @urban fog died.

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@brazen silo tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @brazen silo died.

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@glacial totem went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@raw moss rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @raw moss with unnecessary advice.

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@tranquil wyvern started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@tidal bane walked up to @tranquil wyvern and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tidal bane, that kills people! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@mental cloak smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@mental cloak ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @mental cloak died.

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@glacial totem decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tidal bane didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @carmine cairn blinked first.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@steel sentinel and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @glacial totem was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@glacial totem smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@steel sentinel tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @steel sentinel tattled on them.

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@carmine cairn realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @brazen silo
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane May 5, 2026, 9:39 PM

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raw moss May 5, 2026, 9:43 PM

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quick pebble May 5, 2026, 9:46 PM

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glacial totem May 5, 2026, 9:51 PM

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long vine May 5, 2026, 9:59 PM

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amber ermine May 5, 2026, 9:59 PM

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fossil parcel May 5, 2026, 10:00 PM

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mental cloak May 5, 2026, 10:14 PM

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steel sentinel May 5, 2026, 10:19 PM

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grizzled canopy May 5, 2026, 10:21 PM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 10:24 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @quick pebble, @mental cloak, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fossil parcel, @steel sentinel, and @grizzled canopy
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@tidal bane was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @tidal bane died.

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@glacial totem got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @glacial totem died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @carmine cairn accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine performed open heart surgery on @quick pebble, even though @quick pebble never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @quick pebble died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@fossil parcel got burninated by Tim. @fossil parcel died.

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@mental cloak wrote @grizzled canopy's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @grizzled canopy died.

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A strange device attached itself to @long vine's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @long vine died.

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@mental cloak accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @mental cloak died.

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@steel sentinel built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@raw moss didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 5, 2026, 10:41 PM

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tidal bane May 5, 2026, 10:45 PM

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wanton anvil May 5, 2026, 10:55 PM

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steel sentinel May 5, 2026, 11:04 PM

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urban fog May 5, 2026, 11:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 11:30 PM

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fiery belfry May 5, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine May 5, 2026, 11:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 11:41 PM

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fossil parcel May 5, 2026, 11:54 PM

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clear trench May 6, 2026, 12:22 AM

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mental cloak May 6, 2026, 12:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 12:25 AM

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unkempt osprey May 6, 2026, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 12:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @clear trench, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @mental cloak, @fossil parcel, @steel sentinel, and @urban fog
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@tidal bane carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @tidal bane died.

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@clear trench found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @clear trench died.

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@raw moss pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @raw moss died.

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@mental cloak watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@fossil parcel was arrested for killing @wanton anvil with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @wanton anvil died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @fiery belfry farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @fiery belfry died.

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@fossil parcel landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @fossil parcel accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @fossil parcel died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@mental cloak searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@unkempt osprey wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@urban fog was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @urban fog died.

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@mental cloak stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @mental cloak died.

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@long vine found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@steel sentinel killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@unkempt osprey fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@unkempt osprey used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@long vine tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@unkempt osprey went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @long vine and @steel sentinel summoned the Impending Doom. @unkempt osprey died.

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@long vine discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @clear trench

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil May 6, 2026, 12:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 12:38 AM

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quick pebble May 6, 2026, 12:39 AM

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long vine May 6, 2026, 12:43 AM

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fossil parcel May 6, 2026, 12:44 AM

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full path May 6, 2026, 12:48 AM

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raw moss May 6, 2026, 12:48 AM

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outer orchid May 6, 2026, 12:53 AM

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near mortar May 6, 2026, 1:02 AM

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steel sentinel May 6, 2026, 1:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 1:14 AM

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mental cloak May 6, 2026, 1:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 1:20 AM

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carmine cairn May 6, 2026, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 1:25 AM

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lucid dune May 6, 2026, 1:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 1:28 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @mental cloak, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @fossil parcel, @steel sentinel, @full path, @outer orchid, and @near mortar
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@steel sentinel was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@outer orchid and @wanton anvil were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @outer orchid suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @wanton anvil turned around to look. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble asked @mental cloak to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @quick pebble died.

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@full path took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@lucid dune flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @lucid dune's face off with its bare hands. @lucid dune died.

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@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @fossil parcel's head instead. @fossil parcel died.

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@outer orchid tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @outer orchid died.

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@near mortar challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @near mortar died.

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@long vine lulled @full path into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @full path died.

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@raw moss wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@steel sentinel cut a specific wire in @mental cloak's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @mental cloak died.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@long vine claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@carmine cairn tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@long vine thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @long vine died.

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@raw moss went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @outer orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem May 6, 2026, 1:40 AM

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raw moss May 6, 2026, 1:41 AM

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outer orchid May 6, 2026, 1:46 AM

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long vine May 6, 2026, 1:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 1:47 AM

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urban fog May 6, 2026, 2:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 2:03 AM

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steel sentinel May 6, 2026, 2:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 2:07 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 2:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

iron cairn May 6, 2026, 2:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 2:31 AM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fossil parcel May 6, 2026, 2:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 2:41 AM

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wanton anvil May 6, 2026, 2:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 2:51 AM

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outer orchid May 6, 2026, 2:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 2:55 AM

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@outer orchid, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane May 6, 2026, 3:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:15 AM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mental cloak May 6, 2026, 3:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:22 AM

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@mental cloak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @mental cloak, @long vine, @fossil parcel, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @outer orchid
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The fighting begins again!

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@tidal bane started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @tidal bane suddenly didn't feel so good. @tidal bane died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @glacial totem was caught in the crossfire. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @wanton anvil died.

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@fossil parcel stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @fossil parcel died.

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@steel sentinel appeared to be taking a group picture of @carmine cairn, @mental cloak, and @urban fog. @steel sentinel's selfie turned out great!

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@urban fog activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @long vine with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @carmine cairn to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@outer orchid tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@mental cloak began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@iron cairn looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@steel sentinel tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@raw moss started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@outer orchid was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @outer orchid died.

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@raw moss donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@mental cloak tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @mental cloak died.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@iron cairn shot @steel sentinel with a Water Gun. @steel sentinel shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@long vine pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @carmine cairn.

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@iron cairn uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@raw moss wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@carmine cairn took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@raw moss fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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A zombie snuck up on @carmine cairn and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 7th place: @outer orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 6, 2026, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine May 6, 2026, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:07 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 6, 2026, 4:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:11 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 6, 2026, 4:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:18 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn May 6, 2026, 4:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:21 AM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

light heron May 6, 2026, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:25 AM

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@light heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

velvet dune May 6, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

waxen marlin May 6, 2026, 4:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:31 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 6, 2026, 4:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:40 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar May 6, 2026, 4:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:46 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tropic valley May 6, 2026, 5:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 5:03 AM

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serene garden May 6, 2026, 5:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 5:17 AM

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@serene garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tropic valley, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @serene garden, @near mortar, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@wanton anvil ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @wanton anvil died.

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@near mortar used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@waxen marlin painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@raw moss became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@urban fog invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@serene garden and @livid shuttle strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @serene garden suggested using cover against them. @livid shuttle recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@tropic valley trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@iron cairn began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @iron cairn died.

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@velvet dune and @urban fog huddled around @light heron to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @light heron's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@tropic valley launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@raw moss stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tropic valley tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tropic valley died.

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@velvet dune moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @velvet dune died.

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@livid shuttle got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@urban fog breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@serene garden multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@waxen marlin was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @waxen marlin died.

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@steel sentinel looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@livid shuttle read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @near mortar discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @near mortar died.

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@raw moss played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@long vine took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@long vine played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@light heron realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @light heron died.

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@serene garden was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @serene garden died.

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@long vine summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @long vine died.

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@raw moss just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@steel sentinel ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @steel sentinel's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @serene garden
150 points go to 5th place: @light heron
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet dune

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@serene garden was dunked on by @steel sentinel. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@urban fog drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@glacial totem fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @glacial totem died.

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@soft lark accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @soft lark died.

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@long vine opportunistically attacked @urban fog with a Lead Broadsword while their cell phone was ringing. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @iron cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@steel sentinel let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@livid shuttle bragged to @serene garden about their combat skills. @serene garden didn't really know @livid shuttle and had no idea how this conversation started.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @livid shuttle. Apparently, not that many. @livid shuttle died.

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@honest pine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @raw moss observed disapprovingly.

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@iron cairn spun around in a full circle and shot @serene garden with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @serene garden died.

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@steel sentinel was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @steel sentinel dried.

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@iron cairn was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@steel sentinel tried to assassinate @long vine, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@honest pine found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@raw moss was furious at @long vine for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @raw moss's special someone!

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@honest pine put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @honest pine whole. @honest pine died.

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@long vine started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @raw moss forced them to put in some more effort.

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@steel sentinel mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@long vine swung a Bee Keeper at @raw moss and missed. However, @raw moss acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @long vine to receive a yellow card.

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@steel sentinel placed chests all over the world except where @raw moss was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @raw moss died.

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@long vine didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@long vine was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@steel sentinel befriended @long vine by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@long vine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @steel sentinel tested this theory on @long vine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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@honest pine, @jolly swift, @devout barn, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @livid shuttle
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@fiery belfry watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@honest pine was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @azure sundial tried putting @honest pine back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @honest pine died.

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@jolly swift went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @jolly swift died.

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@fiery belfry tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @long vine's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@devout barn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@steel sentinel tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@long vine was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel popped @amber ermine by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @urban fog died.

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@devout barn tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@azure sundial wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@livid shuttle equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@devout barn dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @devout barn died.

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@azure sundial accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@azure sundial died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @azure sundial died.

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@steel sentinel placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Piranha Gun.

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@pastel timber invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@livid shuttle paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Red Ryder.

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@steel sentinel went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @steel sentinel's fault.

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@pastel timber descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@livid shuttle practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@livid shuttle used an Inferno Fork to eat. @steel sentinel thought they didn't notice, but @livid shuttle just really likes spicy food.

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@livid shuttle tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@pastel timber tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@pastel timber woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @devout barn
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @subtle dew, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @serene garden, and @light heron
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@quick pebble found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@fiery belfry neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@quick pebble tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @quick pebble died.

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@serene garden, @long vine, @turbid skiff, @light heron, @amber ermine, @jolly swift, @steel sentinel, and @subtle dew decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@tranquil wyvern got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@turbid skiff decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@subtle dew started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@long vine was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@serene garden swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @serene garden died.

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@light heron was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @light heron died.

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@tranquil wyvern took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@subtle dew's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @subtle dew died.

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@livid shuttle tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@tranquil wyvern used the power of Flex Tape to stick @turbid skiff in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @turbid skiff's suffering to a swift end. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel attacked @jolly swift with a Legendary Zenith, but @jolly swift's pen was mightier. @steel sentinel died.

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@jolly swift tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @jolly swift died.

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After @livid shuttle drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle dew
100 points go to 8th place: @light heron
100 points go to 9th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava May 6, 2026, 11:21 AM

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worthy relic May 6, 2026, 11:22 AM

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jolly swift May 6, 2026, 11:25 AM

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honest pine May 6, 2026, 11:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @honest pine, @subtle dew, @long vine, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @serene garden, and @worthy relic
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@subtle dew was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @subtle dew died.

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After @quick pebble went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @quick pebble died.

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@honest pine visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @honest pine thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tranquil wyvern found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@worthy relic tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@jolly swift warned @steel sentinel not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @steel sentinel trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@serene garden paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Death Sickle.

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@proud lava saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @proud lava died.

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@serene garden was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tranquil wyvern almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@serene garden took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @serene garden died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @honest pine saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @jolly swift stabbed them in the back. @honest pine died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@worthy relic tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@livid shuttle and @jolly swift played catch with a Paladin. @livid shuttle accidentally fumbled a catch. @livid shuttle died.

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@worthy relic toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @worthy relic died.

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@tranquil wyvern overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@steel sentinel started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@jolly swift's skeleton decided that @jolly swift wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@tranquil wyvern used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@long vine was walked on by a Martian Walker. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @worthy relic
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 8th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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@soft lark struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@light heron summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @subtle dew felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@amber ermine accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @amber ermine died.

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@next hemlock finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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After partying all night, @steel sentinel was shot by @next hemlock in a swimming pool. @steel sentinel died.

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@livid shuttle skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @livid shuttle died.

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@light heron tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @light heron keeled over from a heart attack. @light heron died.

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@soft lark tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @soft lark died.

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@hexed notch put two forward slashes in front of @subtle dew and commented them out of existence. @subtle dew died.

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@jolly swift tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@hexed notch walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @hexed notch died.

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@next hemlock drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@tight niche wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@next hemlock fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @jolly swift. @next hemlock died.

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@jolly swift took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@jolly swift became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @jolly swift died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @light heron
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@amber ermine wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @amber ermine turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @amber ermine died.

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Santa Claus asked @jolly swift what they wanted for Christmas. @jolly swift replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@livid shuttle made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @near mortar died.

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@soft lark discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@subtle dew was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@long vine snuck up behind @fossil parcel, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @long vine decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@soft lark stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@fossil parcel got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @fossil parcel died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@pastel timber went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@jolly swift found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@subtle dew was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@pastel timber programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @pastel timber died.

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@subtle dew's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @subtle dew died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@soft lark invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@soft lark saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @soft lark died.

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@jolly swift wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@jolly swift tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @tranquil wyvern's face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@raw moss ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @raw moss died.

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@jolly swift found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @jolly swift pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@rustic coral challenged @hexed notch to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @hexed notch's turn to win. @rustic coral died.

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@near mortar wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@long vine was ordered by @proud lava to sing a song or be killed. @long vine tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@jolly swift decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tranquil wyvern watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@proud lava spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @proud lava still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @proud lava died.

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@near mortar constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@near mortar decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @near mortar died.

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@hexed notch carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @hexed notch died.

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@iron cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tranquil wyvern chased @proper wedge with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @proper wedge died.

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@jolly swift dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@iron cairn got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @iron cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@jolly swift slammed @tranquil wyvern into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@pastel timber performed an interpretive dance for @light heron and @amber ermine as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@glacial totem accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @waxen marlin was watching. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn tried to shoot @raw moss using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tranquil wyvern's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@fossil parcel saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@wanton anvil tried to destroy @jolly swift by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@soft lark made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @soft lark died.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @wanton anvil, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @wanton anvil died.

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@amber ermine had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @amber ermine wasn't a pie. @amber ermine died.

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@pastel timber smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@fossil parcel wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @fossil parcel died.

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@waxen marlin painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@waxen marlin used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @waxen marlin died.

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@light heron returned to their house, only to find that @tranquil wyvern had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@light heron went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @light heron died.

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@pastel timber tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a True Excalibur instead of a Bug Net.

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@jolly swift wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@tranquil wyvern touched @raw moss's gun without permission. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@raw moss made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@jolly swift dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@pastel timber ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @jolly swift's life points directly. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @light heron
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:38 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 6, 2026, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine May 6, 2026, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:40 PM

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tidal bane May 6, 2026, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:40 PM

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light heron May 6, 2026, 3:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:45 PM

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fossil parcel May 6, 2026, 3:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:47 PM

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@fossil parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin May 6, 2026, 3:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:52 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 6, 2026, 3:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 3:58 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift May 6, 2026, 4:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:04 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern May 6, 2026, 4:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:15 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark May 6, 2026, 4:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:19 PM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pliant imp May 6, 2026, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:27 PM

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@pliant imp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fossil parcel, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @pliant imp, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tidal bane summoned a solar eclipse while @pastel timber was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @tidal bane died.

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@urban fog used a Medusa Head on @soft lark and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@amber ermine caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@pliant imp started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@fossil parcel reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @fossil parcel died.

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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@urban fog spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@light heron got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @jolly swift got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @light heron died.

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@pliant imp was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @pliant imp died.

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@jolly swift contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@raw moss took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@jolly swift was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@pastel timber failed to properly hydrate. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@raw moss asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @raw moss to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @pliant imp
100 points go to 7th place: @light heron
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fossil parcel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

urban fog May 6, 2026, 4:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:40 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine May 6, 2026, 4:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:42 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin May 6, 2026, 4:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 4:45 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 6, 2026, 5:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 5:03 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fossil parcel May 6, 2026, 5:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 5:03 PM

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@fossil parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern May 6, 2026, 5:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 5:13 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift May 6, 2026, 5:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 5:17 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proper wedge May 6, 2026, 5:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 5:26 PM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn May 6, 2026, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 6, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @fossil parcel, @urban fog, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss threatened @proper wedge with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @proper wedge informed @raw moss as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @raw moss died.

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@proper wedge received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @proper wedge died.