#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 220

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@exotic saddle fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @exotic saddle died.

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@rose jewel wished for the ability to fly. @carmine cairn granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @rose jewel died.

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@full path started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @full path died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @steel sentinel over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @lucid dune with a Coin Gun. @lucid dune died.

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@tidal bane picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @tidal bane died.

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@long vine took aim at @steel sentinel from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@long vine sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @long vine died.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @carmine cairn's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @steel sentinel's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@raw moss took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane May 4, 2026, 10:38 PM

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wanton anvil May 4, 2026, 10:38 PM

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long vine May 4, 2026, 10:38 PM

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raw moss May 4, 2026, 10:39 PM

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glacial totem May 4, 2026, 10:41 PM

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rose jewel May 4, 2026, 10:55 PM

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lucid dune May 4, 2026, 11:03 PM

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steel sentinel May 4, 2026, 11:12 PM

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grizzled canopy May 4, 2026, 11:19 PM

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half magnet May 4, 2026, 11:25 PM

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unkempt osprey May 4, 2026, 11:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 11:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @half magnet, @lucid dune, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, and @grizzled canopy
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@half magnet found the Last Prism. Then @lucid dune found another one, meaning that @half magnet's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@rose jewel sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@glacial totem greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil and @long vine decided to play catch with a Exotic Scimitar. @wanton anvil missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @wanton anvil died.

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@tidal bane boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@unkempt osprey vaporized @half magnet with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @half magnet died.

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@raw moss drew swords on the ground. @lucid dune started stomping all over them. Furious, @raw moss picked one up and stabbed @lucid dune with it.. @lucid dune died.

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@rose jewel failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@steel sentinel tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@grizzled canopy, @tidal bane, and @long vine formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@unkempt osprey fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @grizzled canopy and @long vine to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@rose jewel argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@steel sentinel started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@tidal bane found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@long vine crafted @grizzled canopy into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @grizzled canopy died.

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@steel sentinel wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@tidal bane and @raw moss ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@unkempt osprey wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tidal bane into an apple. @tidal bane died.

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@rose jewel tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @raw moss in disguise. @rose jewel died.

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@long vine became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@long vine told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @steel sentinel and @raw moss.

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@unkempt osprey put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@long vine was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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While streaming a fitness game, @unkempt osprey accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@unkempt osprey was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @unkempt osprey died.

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@steel sentinel flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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noble tulip May 4, 2026, 11:38 PM

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glacial totem May 4, 2026, 11:40 PM

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raw moss May 4, 2026, 11:42 PM

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half magnet May 4, 2026, 11:42 PM

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quick pebble May 4, 2026, 11:43 PM

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tidal bane May 4, 2026, 11:47 PM

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steel sentinel May 4, 2026, 11:51 PM

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long vine May 4, 2026, 11:51 PM

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urban fog May 4, 2026, 11:56 PM

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lucid dune May 4, 2026, 11:58 PM

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tawny wharf May 5, 2026, 12:29 AM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 12:29 AM

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rose jewel May 5, 2026, 12:30 AM

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unkempt osprey May 5, 2026, 12:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @long vine, @noble tulip, @lucid dune, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @livid shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried to attack @carmine cairn by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@half magnet got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @half magnet died.

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@noble tulip climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tidal bane and @quick pebble.

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@lucid dune searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@rose jewel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@long vine boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @long vine died.

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@noble tulip kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @livid shuttle had had enough, so they scooped @noble tulip to death with an ice cream spoon. @noble tulip died.

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@tawny wharf suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @raw moss worked on a group project, but it looked like @urban fog was doing most of the work.

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@tawny wharf gazed at clouds with @carmine cairn. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@rose jewel went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @rose jewel died.

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@quick pebble invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@urban fog hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@livid shuttle put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @livid shuttle died.

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@unkempt osprey did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@raw moss tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@lucid dune tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @lucid dune died.

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@tawny wharf found some Diamond Ore. @tidal bane quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@tidal bane was looking kind of dumb after @unkempt osprey's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @tidal bane died.

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@unkempt osprey accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @unkempt osprey, go jump off that cliff. @unkempt osprey died.

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@quick pebble jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @quick pebble died.

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@tawny wharf wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@carmine cairn started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@tawny wharf discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @tawny wharf died.

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@steel sentinel found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@steel sentinel gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn had a sleepover with @raw moss, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@carmine cairn modified @raw moss's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @raw moss was never seen again. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 5th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 5, 2026, 12:39 AM

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half magnet May 5, 2026, 12:40 AM

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wanton anvil May 5, 2026, 12:49 AM

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tidal bane May 5, 2026, 12:50 AM

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steel sentinel May 5, 2026, 12:57 AM

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glacial totem May 5, 2026, 1:00 AM

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lucid dune May 5, 2026, 1:03 AM

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quick pebble May 5, 2026, 1:04 AM

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long vine May 5, 2026, 1:10 AM

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idle pike May 5, 2026, 1:27 AM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 1:27 AM

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iron cairn May 5, 2026, 1:29 AM

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unkempt osprey May 5, 2026, 1:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tidal bane released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tidal bane, but it was very satisfying.

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@iron cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@carmine cairn walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@steel sentinel read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@quick pebble activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@glacial totem invited @unkempt osprey to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @glacial totem was mauled by wolves. @glacial totem died.

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@lucid dune picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@livid shuttle built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @wanton anvil was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @long vine never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@long vine angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @long vine died.

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@raw moss became convinced that @tidal bane was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tidal bane, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@iron cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@unkempt osprey told @livid shuttle a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@lucid dune tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@half magnet started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@half magnet was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @half magnet died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @lucid dune's eye sockets. @lucid dune died.

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@iron cairn got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @iron cairn died.

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@unkempt osprey invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @unkempt osprey died.

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@steel sentinel almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@livid shuttle ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @tidal bane before they could say "Zoinks!" @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@quick pebble tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@quick pebble gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@idle pike created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @livid shuttle got too close while watching. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@idle pike challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@raw moss and @steel sentinel played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@raw moss tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@steel sentinel was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @raw moss with its horns. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@steel sentinel had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@carmine cairn was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 9th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine May 5, 2026, 1:45 AM

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near mortar May 5, 2026, 1:58 AM

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steel sentinel May 5, 2026, 2:03 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @idle pike, and @near mortar
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@wanton anvil attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tawny wharf watched the carnage from a safe distance. @wanton anvil died.

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@idle pike modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@long vine started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@full path felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@near mortar's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @near mortar! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@iron cairn invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@long vine explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@proud lava spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @urban fog's potions with Red Potions. @urban fog died.

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@tidal bane couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@carmine cairn and @near mortar found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@iron cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @full path, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @full path died.

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@idle pike tried to strike @tawny wharf down, but @tawny wharf instead became more powerful than @idle pike could possibly imagine.

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@steel sentinel was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @near mortar was flattened by a road roller. @near mortar died.

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@tawny wharf wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@tidal bane walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @iron cairn by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel was building a nice house. @carmine cairn asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @steel sentinel just looked confused.

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@idle pike started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@tawny wharf started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @steel sentinel spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@tawny wharf got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @tawny wharf, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @tawny wharf died.

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@carmine cairn tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@idle pike got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @idle pike wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @idle pike was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@idle pike built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@steel sentinel solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@idle pike ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @soft lark, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @rancid dragon, @proud lava, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @idle pike, and @near mortar
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@tidal bane activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @tidal bane died.

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@oblique lantern forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@quick pebble jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @quick pebble died.

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@rancid dragon was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @rancid dragon died.

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@long vine worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@proud lava challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @proud lava died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @urban fog knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@urban fog was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @oblique lantern died.

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@near mortar's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @velvet dune laughed at them, not knowing that @carmine cairn was just a completionist.

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@steel sentinel tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@iron cairn started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @iron cairn died.

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@soft lark tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @idle pike and @long vine, who did not approve of gambling.

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@velvet dune opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@steel sentinel zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@idle pike managed to kill @soft lark by doing absolutely nothing. @soft lark died.

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@long vine adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @idle pike wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @long vine all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@steel sentinel found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @steel sentinel walked out the door.

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@velvet dune ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@long vine complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @velvet dune's life and give it to @long vine. @velvet dune died.

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@idle pike tried to throw a Titanium Trident at @steel sentinel before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@carmine cairn and @idle pike farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@steel sentinel stole @idle pike's lemons. @idle pike got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @steel sentinel's house down.

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@idle pike tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @idle pike died.

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@long vine's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@carmine cairn was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @steel sentinel. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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steel sentinel May 5, 2026, 4:13 AM

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prisma meteor May 5, 2026, 4:18 AM

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iron cairn May 5, 2026, 4:23 AM

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proper wedge May 5, 2026, 4:28 AM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 4:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @proper wedge, @steel sentinel, @full path, @prisma meteor, and @livid shuttle
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@soft lark started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @soft lark died.

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@steel sentinel dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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The moon hit @wanton anvil's eye like a big pizza pie. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@livid shuttle opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@full path hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@iron cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @full path to death. @full path died.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@raw moss found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @raw moss was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@prisma meteor playfully poked @steel sentinel and laughed. @steel sentinel playfully poked them back with a Sky Dragon's Fury. @prisma meteor died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @proper wedge was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@livid shuttle pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, and @proper wedge made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@iron cairn damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@iron cairn pickpocketed @proper wedge, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@carmine cairn wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@steel sentinel kept talking, but stopped after @carmine cairn held up their hand. @carmine cairn demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@raw moss and @iron cairn played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@proper wedge decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@iron cairn tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@proper wedge started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@steel sentinel made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @proper wedge joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @proper wedge died.

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@iron cairn discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss beat @carmine cairn into a pulp with a stale baguette. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @prisma meteor
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog May 5, 2026, 4:44 AM

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wraith topaz May 5, 2026, 4:47 AM

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tropic valley May 5, 2026, 4:52 AM

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raw moss May 5, 2026, 4:55 AM

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soft lark May 5, 2026, 4:56 AM

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golden stone May 5, 2026, 5:01 AM

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hexed notch May 5, 2026, 5:24 AM

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rancid dragon May 5, 2026, 5:26 AM

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honest pine May 5, 2026, 5:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @long vine, @tropic valley, @rancid dragon, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @wraith topaz, and @golden stone
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@steel sentinel went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @steel sentinel's canvas.

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@rancid dragon looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@raw moss got stuck in @wraith topaz's Rod of Discord farm. @raw moss died.

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@honest pine was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@tropic valley and @soft lark attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@tropic valley stopped a meteor from crushing @hexed notch and @golden stone with their own body. @tropic valley died.

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@rancid dragon is hvinga stroker n. @rancid dragon died.

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@urban fog saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@wraith topaz was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @wraith topaz died.

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@long vine aimed a spinning toy at @honest pine, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@honest pine replaced @golden stone's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @golden stone died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @soft lark. Queen Bee died.

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@honest pine accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @honest pine died.

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@long vine suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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A pretty fairy led @soft lark to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @soft lark died.

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@hexed notch felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @long vine took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@steel sentinel and @long vine had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@long vine managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 6th place: @golden stone
100 points go to 7th place: @wraith topaz
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

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@steel sentinel used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@proper wedge used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @proper wedge died.

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@long vine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @drowsy hull found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @long vine with bug spray. @long vine died.

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@urban fog threw a Stink Potion at @toxic cipher. @toxic cipher threw a Toxic Flask right back. @urban fog died.

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@sharp dirge had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @sharp dirge died.

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@next topaz built a floating city and named it "England".

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@drowsy hull joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @drowsy hull was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@next topaz gave a hug to @waxen marlin and almost choked them to death!

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@steel sentinel saw @wraith topaz trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @steel sentinel is calling the police!

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@steel sentinel sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @steel sentinel died.

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@wraith topaz called @toxic cipher a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @wraith topaz died.

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@next topaz ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@drowsy hull and @waxen marlin had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@waxen marlin was eaten by a tree. @waxen marlin died.

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@toxic cipher found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@drowsy hull summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @drowsy hull died.

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@next topaz burst with happiness, quite literally. @next topaz died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @toxic cipher
500 points go to 2nd place: @next topaz
250 points go to 3rd place: @drowsy hull
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @wraith topaz
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @proper wedge

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@outer heron tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @outer heron died.

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@urban fog brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@proper wedge went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@turbid skiff wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@amber ermine dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @urban fog died.

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@sullen cove built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@long vine got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@turbid skiff fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @turbid skiff died.

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@sullen cove tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @sullen cove died.

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@proper wedge was cornered by @steady fossil, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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All that glitters is not gold. @drowsy hull disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@long vine headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @proper wedge had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@drowsy hull vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @drowsy hull died.

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@proper wedge saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @proper wedge died.

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@hexed notch hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @hexed notch could pull it to shore.

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@steady fossil tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@hexed notch was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@hexed notch caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine cut through @steady fossil with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @steady fossil died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @steady fossil
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @drowsy hull
150 points go to 6th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @outer heron

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@outer heron accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@waxen marlin found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @hexed notch to check it out. @hexed notch decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@glacial totem tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@cedar goblet and @long vine played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@tranquil wyvern was tired of @glacial totem constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @glacial totem's front yard. @glacial totem died.

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@cedar goblet picked a fight with a goose. @cedar goblet died.

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@proper wedge found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@pastel timber encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @pastel timber decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@urban fog stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@outer heron took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @long vine's Rod of Discord.

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@tranquil wyvern drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@outer heron ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @outer heron said "thanks, you too." @outer heron died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @waxen marlin begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@waxen marlin spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@waxen marlin’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@waxen marlin went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@long vine ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @urban fog died.

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@proper wedge faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@pastel timber found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@waxen marlin started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @proper wedge and @hexed notch.

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@waxen marlin traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@tranquil wyvern broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@jolly swift tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@pastel timber watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@hexed notch swapped @proper wedge's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @proper wedge then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @proper wedge died.

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@pastel timber started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@jolly swift crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@pastel timber put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@tranquil wyvern took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@hexed notch and @jolly swift spotted a Demon Scythe on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@jolly swift wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @jolly swift's head. @jolly swift died.

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@hexed notch was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @hexed notch die

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@hexed notch accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @hexed notch allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@tranquil wyvern attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@hexed notch comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@tranquil wyvern started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@hexed notch couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@hexed notch ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@tranquil wyvern combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@hexed notch drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @outer heron

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@turbid skiff escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@proper wedge brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @proper wedge died.

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@amber ermine forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @amber ermine died.

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@sullen cove dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @drowsy hull diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @fiery belfry being mercilessly tickled by @golden stone.

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@pastel timber wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @brazen silo wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @pastel timber killed the Traveling Merchant first. @pastel timber died.

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@fiery belfry ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@open ravine somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@turbid skiff was briefly jumpscared by @tranquil wyvern wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@sullen cove declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @sullen cove's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@brazen silo didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @brazen silo died.

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@sullen cove accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @sullen cove died. @sullen cove died. @sullen cove died. @sullen cove died.

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@golden stone finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @open ravine caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@golden stone hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @golden stone died.

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@open ravine was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @open ravine died.

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@drowsy hull had the high ground, but @tranquil wyvern just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @drowsy hull toppling to their doom. @drowsy hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @tranquil wyvern to notice them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@turbid skiff messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@turbid skiff painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@fiery belfry started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@turbid skiff found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@fiery belfry started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@fiery belfry dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @turbid skiff, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @turbid skiff died.

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The Winner is @fiery belfry!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @fiery belfry
500 points go to 2nd place: @turbid skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @drowsy hull
150 points go to 5th place: @open ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @golden stone
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 8th place: @brazen silo
100 points go to 9th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @toxic cipher, @long vine, @quick pebble, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @brazen silo, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @light heron
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@amber ermine caused @tranquil wyvern to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@toxic cipher has fallen, and they can't get up. @toxic cipher died.

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@proper wedge got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@quick pebble couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Gold Shortsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @quick pebble's heart and brain. @quick pebble died.

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@amber ermine became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle started barking like a dog while chasing @long vine.

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@waxen marlin decisively vanquished @brazen silo through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @brazen silo died.

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@waxen marlin chewed some gum. It made @waxen marlin feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @waxen marlin died.

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@proper wedge was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@tranquil wyvern looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @jolly swift tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@pastel timber tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @light heron. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @light heron died.

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@livid shuttle started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@livid shuttle fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@pastel timber planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@proper wedge tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @proper wedge died.

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@long vine talked with @jolly swift about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tranquil wyvern was the trumpet, @long vine was the clarinetist, @livid shuttle was the drummer, and @jolly swift was the drum. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tranquil wyvern fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@tranquil wyvern took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@livid shuttle didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@pastel timber transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @light heron
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @brazen silo
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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long vine May 5, 2026, 12:40 PM

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amber ermine May 5, 2026, 1:06 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @light heron
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@wanton anvil swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @wanton anvil died.

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@near mortar and @jolly swift played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@amber ermine went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin had @full path lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @full path, this wasn't a magic show. @full path died.

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@waxen marlin broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@livid shuttle decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@carmine cairn developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@light heron knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@near mortar used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@near mortar was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @near mortar barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @near mortar died.

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@hexed notch distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@long vine accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@light heron told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @light heron died.

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@hexed notch got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @hexed notch died.

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@fiery belfry wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@tranquil wyvern went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@fiery belfry was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @fiery belfry died.

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@livid shuttle tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tranquil wyvern from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tranquil wyvern die, so nothing actually happened.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine complained to @carmine cairn that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@jolly swift tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@livid shuttle covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@carmine cairn found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @long vine, @livid shuttle, and @pastel timber. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@long vine accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@livid shuttle flossed their teeth with @long vine's shoelaces.

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@carmine cairn made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @livid shuttle

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@carmine cairn pranked @long vine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@livid shuttle invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@carmine cairn sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@livid shuttle accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@long vine sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@long vine started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @light heron
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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tidal bane May 5, 2026, 1:42 PM

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amber ermine May 5, 2026, 1:43 PM

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full path May 5, 2026, 1:49 PM

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raw moss May 5, 2026, 2:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @empty iron, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @light heron
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@livid shuttle somehow convinced @tidal bane that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@jolly swift's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @jolly swift died.

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@amber ermine drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @light heron mopped @amber ermine up with a tissue. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@full path ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @full path died.

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@waxen marlin successfully snuck into @long vine's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @waxen marlin died.

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@near mortar couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@empty iron tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@livid shuttle and @long vine were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@near mortar tried to confess their love to @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@livid shuttle likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @livid shuttle probably liked trains a bit too much. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @raw moss shot them with an arrow. @near mortar died.

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@light heron accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @light heron died.

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@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@tranquil wyvern huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @long vine also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@raw moss, @long vine and @empty iron played hot potato with a grenade. @empty iron forgot to pass it on. @empty iron died.

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@tranquil wyvern started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@carmine cairn tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @empty iron
150 points go to 6th place: @light heron
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine May 5, 2026, 2:38 PM

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fossil parcel May 5, 2026, 2:38 PM

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amber ermine May 5, 2026, 2:41 PM

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tropic valley May 5, 2026, 2:41 PM

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light heron May 5, 2026, 2:45 PM

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near mortar May 5, 2026, 2:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 5, 2026, 2:53 PM

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urban fog May 5, 2026, 2:58 PM

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rustic coral May 5, 2026, 3:08 PM

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jolly swift May 5, 2026, 3:19 PM

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sullen hill May 5, 2026, 3:20 PM

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carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 3:27 PM

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waxen marlin May 5, 2026, 3:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @rustic coral, @tropic valley, @amber ermine, @fossil parcel, @urban fog, @sullen hill, @waxen marlin, @near mortar, and @light heron
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @long vine died.

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@tropic valley was stalking @near mortar's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @tropic valley died.

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@amber ermine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @amber ermine's mind right in front of their face. @amber ermine died.

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@rustic coral found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@tranquil wyvern asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@light heron was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @fossil parcel's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @fossil parcel died.

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@sullen hill started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@waxen marlin used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@urban fog was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @urban fog died.

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@sullen hill found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @sullen hill died.

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@carmine cairn promised @waxen marlin that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @waxen marlin died.

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@rustic coral used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@near mortar's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @near mortar died.

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@light heron made fun of @tranquil wyvern for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tranquil wyvern shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @light heron died.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@rustic coral tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @rustic coral died.

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@jolly swift handed @tranquil wyvern a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @rustic coral
150 points go to 5th place: @light heron
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen hill
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fossil parcel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

soft lark May 5, 2026, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 3:39 PM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

noble tulip May 5, 2026, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 3:39 PM

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waxen marlin May 5, 2026, 3:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 3:41 PM

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rustic coral May 5, 2026, 3:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 3:43 PM

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glacial totem May 5, 2026, 3:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 3:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 5, 2026, 3:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 3:57 PM

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fossil parcel May 5, 2026, 4:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:10 PM

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@fossil parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane May 5, 2026, 4:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:10 PM

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lucid dune May 5, 2026, 4:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:18 PM

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@lucid dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn May 5, 2026, 4:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin May 5, 2026, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:29 PM

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@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber May 5, 2026, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:29 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 5, 2026, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:29 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

empty iron May 5, 2026, 4:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:30 PM

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@empty iron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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proper wedge May 5, 2026, 4:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 5, 2026, 4:30 PM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @empty iron, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @noble tulip, @lucid dune, @fossil parcel, @pastel timber, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@empty iron found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tidal bane died.

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@glacial totem couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@soft lark tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@glacial totem tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @glacial totem died.

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@rustic coral and @pastel timber were about to face off, but @rustic coral had to run off to the restroom first.

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@soft lark wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @soft lark died.

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@rustic coral stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @rustic coral died.

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@lucid dune loves @hexed notch to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @lucid dune died.

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@fossil parcel tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @fossil parcel died.

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@waxen marlin was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @waxen marlin into the freezing cold water. @waxen marlin died.

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@empty iron was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @empty iron died.

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@noble tulip had a wholesome reunion with @carmine cairn, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@noble tulip gave @hexed notch a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @hexed notch gave @noble tulip a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @noble tulip died.

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@proper wedge was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@pastel timber purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@carmine cairn was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@hexed notch brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@tranquil wyvern soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @tranquil wyvern dyed.

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@proper wedge tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@carmine cairn pumped @proper wedge full of lead. No one was hurt, but @proper wedge's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@hexed notch played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber declared war against @proper wedge because they didn't like something @proper wedge said in their AMA.

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@tranquil wyvern made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @carmine cairn walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@proper wedge wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.