epic-battles

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @lucid dune, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @idle pike, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@carmine cairn ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @raw moss before they could say "Zoinks!" @raw moss died.

@pastel timber played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

The Demolitionist told @wanton anvil that it was a good day to die. @wanton anvil thought so too. @wanton anvil died.

@left mist got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @left mist, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @left mist died.

@urban fog equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@tidal bane teleported behind @lucid dune using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @lucid dune died.

@urban fog explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @urban fog died.

@near mortar fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@steel sentinel began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@idle pike's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@full path's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @full path died.

@tidal bane attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@livid shuttle thought they assassinated @pastel timber, but it was just @livid shuttle in disguise. Huh? @livid shuttle died.

@iron cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @near mortar on a spit. @near mortar died.

@idle pike hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@carmine cairn rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @carmine cairn with unnecessary advice.

@turbid skiff called @iron cairn a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @iron cairn died.

@pastel timber went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @pastel timber died.

@jolly swift splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @unkempt osprey observed disapprovingly.

@steel sentinel found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@turbid skiff overwhelmed @tidal bane with a storm of flying bananas. @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@idle pike tried to set up a campfire, but @turbid skiff drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@jolly swift tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @jolly swift died.

@turbid skiff's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @turbid skiff died.

@idle pike drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @idle pike died.

@steel sentinel and @unkempt osprey played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@steel sentinel dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@carmine cairn took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@unkempt osprey's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @unkempt osprey sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@unkempt osprey managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @unkempt osprey found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @unkempt osprey died.

@steel sentinel tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@steel sentinel fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 9th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[balmy bridge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@balmy bridge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @balmy bridge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@tidal bane was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @tidal bane died.

@wanton anvil was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @wanton anvil died.

@steel sentinel tried to confess their love to @idle egret, but @idle egret interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

In a bizarre turn of events, @idle egret was flattened by a road roller. @idle egret died.

@urban fog aimed a Last Prism beam at @livid shuttle, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@quick pebble moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @quick pebble died.

@pastel timber bashed @unkempt osprey in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@urban fog was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @urban fog died.

@iron cairn shot their Shotgun to the left of @full path just to scare them. @full path heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @full path died.

@livid shuttle tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@steel sentinel started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@raw moss constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@livid shuttle activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @livid shuttle died.

@pastel timber tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @unkempt osprey, but it refused to listen because @pastel timber didn't have enough badges.

@balmy bridge went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @balmy bridge died.

@unkempt osprey found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@raw moss started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@unkempt osprey couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @unkempt osprey died.

@pastel timber watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@iron cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @iron cairn's ego received a small boost.

@iron cairn used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @iron cairn died.

@raw moss compressed @pastel timber until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @pastel timber died.

@steel sentinel asked for @carmine cairn's autograph. At first, @carmine cairn was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@raw moss tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn was infected by a zombie virus. @carmine cairn died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

@carmine cairn swung a Gold Broadsword at @steel sentinel, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@steel sentinel invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@carmine cairn spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@carmine cairn accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @sharp dirge, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

While examining a strange emblem, @quick pebble accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @quick pebble died.

@long vine found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@exotic saddle was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @exotic saddle died.

@urban fog encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @urban fog died.

@livid shuttle performed surgery on a grape.

@carmine cairn and @iron cairn got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@livid shuttle challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @livid shuttle died.

@sharp dirge tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

The sun burnt @steel sentinel into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@raw moss purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @raw moss ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@near mortar wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @near mortar died.

@sharp dirge joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @sharp dirge died.

@pastel timber held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@wanton anvil felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @wanton anvil died.

@pastel timber was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @pastel timber died.

@iron cairn tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @iron cairn died.

@long vine was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @long vine died.

@raw moss was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[drowsy hull]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@drowsy hull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic valley]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tawny wharf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tawny wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tropic valley, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @sharp dirge, @urban fog, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @drowsy hull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@iron cairn tried to high-five @livid shuttle, but @livid shuttle went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@full path drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@wanton anvil felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @unkempt osprey setting explosives beneath them. @wanton anvil died.

@sharp dirge bought a Gatligator and fired it at @left mist for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @sharp dirge furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

@iron cairn tried to get @drowsy hull to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @iron cairn died.

@tropic valley found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @tropic valley died.

@steel sentinel was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @steel sentinel died.

@sharp dirge tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @sharp dirge has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @sharp dirge died.

@tawny wharf forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@urban fog gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @urban fog died.

@full path found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @full path died.

@livid shuttle drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @livid shuttle died.

@drowsy hull took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @drowsy hull died.

@exotic saddle lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @exotic saddle died.

@unkempt osprey was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @unkempt osprey died.

@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@long vine wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@left mist realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @left mist died.

@carmine cairn followed @tawny wharf into the jungle. @carmine cairn started looking left, right and center for @tawny wharf, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@raw moss went down @long vine's chimney to deliver presents, but @long vine's fireplace was still in use. @raw moss died.

@long vine stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@tawny wharf sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@carmine cairn started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@long vine tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @long vine didn't know that.

@tawny wharf looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@tawny wharf, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tawny wharf died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tawny wharf
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic valley]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[half atlas]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@half atlas, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @iron cairn, @amber ermine, @tropic valley, @proud lava, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @half atlas
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @iron cairn is now goo. @iron cairn died.

@raw moss and @tropic valley relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@amber ermine ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @amber ermine died.

@livid shuttle accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@hexed notch started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@oblique lantern hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @proud lava's house. @proud lava started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@urban fog saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@livid shuttle thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@urban fog had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@proud lava knocked furiously on @raw moss's door while holding an axe. @raw moss shouted, "Who's there?"

@hexed notch was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@oblique lantern flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @waxen marlin when the world was flipped.

The Wall of Flesh told @tropic valley that there was something stuck in their teeth. @tropic valley checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @tropic valley died.

@half atlas started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@half atlas found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

Oh? Instead of running away, @livid shuttle is approaching @waxen marlin!

@proud lava sat on a wall. @proud lava had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @proud lava together again. @proud lava died.

@urban fog was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @urban fog died.

@raw moss invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @oblique lantern, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @oblique lantern died.

@waxen marlin drank a Molotov Cocktail. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @livid shuttle died.

@hexed notch had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Candy Corn Rifle. Obviously, this failed.

@half atlas was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@half atlas was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @half atlas died.

@hexed notch started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @hexed notch died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @half atlas
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @tropic valley
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[idle egret]

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[urban fog]

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[waxen marlin]

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[amber ermine]

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[bleak perch]

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[hexed notch]

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[long vine]

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[rustic coral]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

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[oblique lantern]

bb!register

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[dull gazelle]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@bleak perch, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @idle egret, @long vine, @rustic coral, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @dull gazelle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@bleak perch took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @bleak perch died.

@hexed notch was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @hexed notch's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @hexed notch died.

@livid shuttle sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@raw moss was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@urban fog made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@pastel timber threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@long vine calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

@raw moss blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @raw moss died.

@dull gazelle was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@waxen marlin was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@oblique lantern died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @oblique lantern was revived.

@pastel timber got quantum-entangled with @dull gazelle, and used this opportunity to force @dull gazelle to pick their own nose.

@urban fog saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @idle egret instead. @idle egret died.

@amber ermine was vehicularly manslaughtered by @livid shuttle's minecart. @amber ermine died.

@urban fog accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @urban fog died.

@oblique lantern's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @oblique lantern died.

@waxen marlin made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@pastel timber went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@rustic coral found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @dull gazelle, who was out swimming that day. @dull gazelle died.

@long vine yelled, "Duck!" @rustic coral excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @rustic coral died.

@pastel timber forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @pastel timber died.

@livid shuttle theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@long vine summoned the Old One's Army while @livid shuttle was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @rustic coral
150 points go to 5th place: @dull gazelle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[pastel timber]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

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[oblique lantern]

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[long vine]

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[dull gazelle]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

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[fiery belfry]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @oblique lantern, @livid shuttle, and @dull gazelle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @pastel timber was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@long vine underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @long vine died.

@amber ermine was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @amber ermine died.

@dull gazelle took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@tranquil wyvern obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@jolly swift got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@unkempt osprey jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@livid shuttle heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @pastel timber, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

@oblique lantern unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @oblique lantern died.

@dull gazelle was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @fiery belfry's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @dull gazelle died.

@jolly swift found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@tranquil wyvern ran out of bullets while fighting @fiery belfry, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @fiery belfry died.

@unkempt osprey turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @unkempt osprey died.

@pastel timber somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @pastel timber died.

@jolly swift wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @jolly swift died.

@livid shuttle went AFK in their gel farm. @tranquil wyvern set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[dull gazelle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dull gazelle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[unreal meadow]

bb!register

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[oblique lantern]

bb!register

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[flat needle]

bb!register

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@flat needle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @unreal meadow, @pastel timber, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @dull gazelle, and @flat needle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@oblique lantern found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@amber ermine was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @amber ermine died.

@flat needle found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

The Nurse told @unreal meadow they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @unreal meadow died.

@pastel timber was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@oblique lantern lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @oblique lantern died.

@waxen marlin clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @waxen marlin died.

@dull gazelle spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@livid shuttle was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @livid shuttle died.

@dull gazelle was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @dull gazelle died.

@tranquil wyvern wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @pastel timber's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@jolly swift walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@long vine recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@jolly swift heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @jolly swift stopped because their voice became horse.

@flat needle got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @flat needle died.

@tranquil wyvern dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tranquil wyvern is going to be stuck there for a while.

@pastel timber headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@tranquil wyvern found a hill and started to roll down it. @tranquil wyvern was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@long vine asked @pastel timber if they "knew the way". @pastel timber didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@pastel timber equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @pastel timber died.

@long vine shot a sand block at @jolly swift with a Sandgun, but @jolly swift managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@jolly swift tried attacking @long vine, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@long vine fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @jolly swift!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flat needle
150 points go to 6th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal meadow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unreal meadow]

bb!register

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@unreal meadow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[quick pebble]

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[oblique lantern]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[hexed notch]

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[hidden berry]

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[fiery belfry]

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[turbid skiff]

bb!register

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[pastel timber]

bb!register

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rare ruin]

bb!register

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@rare ruin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @rare ruin, @unreal meadow, @pastel timber, @oblique lantern, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, and @hidden berry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@fiery belfry took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@pastel timber finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@quick pebble swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @quick pebble died.

@oblique lantern started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@oblique lantern was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @oblique lantern died.

@jolly swift found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @waxen marlin's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @waxen marlin died.

@hidden berry got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @hidden berry died.

@tight niche donated all of their organs to those in need. @tight niche died.

@turbid skiff used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@rare ruin was in the middle of taking a shower when @fiery belfry took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @rare ruin died.

@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @unreal meadow, who was in the front row. @unreal meadow died.

After years of research, @turbid skiff found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @turbid skiff died.

@jolly swift accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @jolly swift died.

@hexed notch stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @hexed notch died.

@fiery belfry invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@tranquil wyvern was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@tranquil wyvern practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @pastel timber soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @fiery belfry!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @fiery belfry
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal meadow
100 points go to 8th place: @rare ruin
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @hidden berry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal meadow]

bb!register

[pastel timber]

tr!toggletriviarole

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[pastel timber]

wait whar

[tight niche]

bb!register

it's all because i registered

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[full path]

bb!register

[wanton anvil]

bb!fixurselfboi

[amber ermine]

BB!REGISTER ME !! PLZ !!

[hexed notch]

u broke eb and trivia

[west rover]

All the bots are down even ltp

[tight niche]

:3c

[long vine]

OH MY GOD BRUH

dryad update for real 🥹

[remote pumice]

bb!register

o ok

[rare ruin]

everyone blame Pedro for taking down the bot

[long vine]

it is NOT pedruck's fault

[serene rain]

why is zenith 18+ btw

[west rover]

wgat

[serene rain]

id like to know the reason

[west rover]

wdym by zenith in this context

[serene rain]

the role in this server that costs 10million points

[jolly swift]

wait is eb gone too

[tight niche]

not telling :D!

[west rover]

long gone

[left mist]

gaybriel why did you do this

[serene rain]

was it worth the grind tho?

[tight niche]

also not telling

[serene rain]

im gonna assume it wasnt worth it and that it was all a huge waste of time

[tight niche]

because i HATE dryad

[left mist]

I love dryad !!

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[west rover]

bb!register

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@west rover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

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@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

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[tidal bane]

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic valley]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[pastel timber]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @next hemlock, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @iron cairn, @long vine, @remote pumice, @tropic valley, @proud lava, @pastel timber, @sharp dirge, @west rover, @full path, and @livid shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

@tight niche made some scary noises in the dark. @iron cairn sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @tight niche died.

@wanton anvil attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @wanton anvil died.

@fiery belfry picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @fiery belfry died.

@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@tropic valley sharpened @left mist's face at a Sharpening Station. @left mist became the sharpest tool in the shed. @left mist died.

@tropic valley had a dirty mind. Then @proud lava sprayed @tropic valley's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @tropic valley died.

Thanks to @proud lava's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @full path's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @proud lava died.

@sharp dirge went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @next hemlock had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @sharp dirge died.

@full path stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @full path died.

@iron cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

While in the Underground Jungle, @tidal bane used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @tidal bane died.

@long vine recruited @west rover as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@jolly swift started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@carmine cairn shot @west rover to death with a finger gun. @west rover died.

There once was a @remote pumice who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @remote pumice's insides, and all the animals were freed. @remote pumice died.

@livid shuttle was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @livid shuttle died.

@iron cairn thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @iron cairn died.

@carmine cairn asked @long vine to give them a hand, so @long vine chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@next hemlock came out of @jolly swift's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@jolly swift walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn got tired of @pastel timber trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @pastel timber at a Sawmill. @pastel timber died.

@long vine threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @next hemlock would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @next hemlock died.

@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@long vine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @west rover
100 points go to 10th place: @tidal bane

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[wintry root]

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[pastel timber]

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[tropic valley]

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[tidal bane]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[dull gazelle]

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[long vine]

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[wanton anvil]

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[full path]

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[jolly swift]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[azure sundial]

bb!register

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[iron cairn]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @wintry root, @wanton anvil, @azure sundial, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @tropic valley, @pastel timber, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @dull gazelle
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wanton anvil tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @wanton anvil died.

A Martian Probe spotted @dull gazelle, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @dull gazelle was too boring.

@tropic valley received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @tropic valley died.

@carmine cairn tried to set up a campfire, but @tranquil wyvern drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@pastel timber tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @jolly swift, but it refused to listen because @pastel timber didn't have enough badges.

@long vine made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@full path became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @full path died.

@wintry root teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@iron cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @iron cairn was forgiven.

@livid shuttle was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @livid shuttle died.

@iron cairn and @wintry root were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@tidal bane's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@dull gazelle kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @dull gazelle red. @dull gazelle died.

@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

@carmine cairn pulled out their Tungsten Broadsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @carmine cairn pulled out a vacuum instead.

@jolly swift took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @jolly swift died.

@pastel timber claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

Congratulations, @wintry root! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @wintry root died.

@carmine cairn summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@tidal bane found some soup in their fly.

@azure sundial wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @azure sundial died.

After an intense fight, @pastel timber was beaten by @tranquil wyvern in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tranquil wyvern told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@iron cairn drank sand for 10 hours. @iron cairn died.

@tidal bane silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @pastel timber's back, which then integrated itself into @pastel timber's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn trapped @long vine in a maze, but while they were taunting @long vine, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

@tidal bane patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @pastel timber in disguise.

@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@long vine found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

A mysterious stranger gave @pastel timber a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @tidal bane with it. However, @pastel timber clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @pastel timber died.

@long vine used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @tidal bane alive. @tidal bane died.

@long vine used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @wintry root
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @dull gazelle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tidal bane]

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[dull gazelle]

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[full path]

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[next hemlock]

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[long vine]

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[wet merlin]

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[wanton anvil]

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[light heron]

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[glacial totem]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wintry root]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[proper wedge]

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[half magnet]

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wintry root, @next hemlock, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @long vine, @half magnet, @full path, @livid shuttle, @dull gazelle, @wet merlin, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @livid shuttle's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@half magnet saw @glacial totem standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @glacial totem died.

@long vine invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@wintry root stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @wintry root died.

@light heron started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@tranquil wyvern summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@next hemlock was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @next hemlock died.

@wanton anvil found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @wet merlin, who silenced @wanton anvil by filling their hiding place with water. @wanton anvil died.

@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@long vine became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @long vine died.

@tidal bane saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@wet merlin flexed so hard on @half magnet that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @half magnet died.

@full path mistook @dull gazelle's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @full path died.

@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @livid shuttle found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @livid shuttle died.

@light heron found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@tidal bane chased @dull gazelle with their Light's Bane. @dull gazelle tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @tidal bane. @dull gazelle died.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @wet merlin was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @wet merlin died.

@light heron forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @light heron died.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @proper wedge's. @proper wedge died.

@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Sapphire Staff.

@tidal bane put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tidal bane died.

@tranquil wyvern curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @tranquil wyvern in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @light heron
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wet merlin]

bb!register

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[tidal bane]

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[dull gazelle]

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[urban fog]

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[quick pebble]

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[left mist]

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[glacial totem]

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[hexed notch]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @urban fog, @dull gazelle, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @glacial totem died.

@left mist crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@tidal bane tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @tidal bane died.

@quick pebble found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@left mist placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @left mist died.

@dull gazelle eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@quick pebble was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @quick pebble died.

@urban fog summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @urban fog died.

@hexed notch started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@raw moss started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@tranquil wyvern found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@dull gazelle made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@hexed notch was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@dull gazelle hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @dull gazelle died.

@wet merlin was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @wet merlin died.

@raw moss became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@hexed notch thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @hexed notch in disguise. Huh? @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@tranquil wyvern went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@raw moss was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @left mist
100 points go to 10th place: @tidal bane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tidal bane]

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[steel sentinel]

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[wet merlin]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[proper wedge]

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[raw moss]

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[tawny wharf]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

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[light heron]

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[hallow trench]

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[wanton anvil]

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[urban fog]

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[carmine cairn]

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[glacial totem]

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[iron cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[jagged spruce]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @hallow trench, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @jagged spruce, @wet merlin, and @light heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@oblique lantern tried to deal a finishing blow to @glacial totem, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@tidal bane used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@wet merlin and @jagged spruce were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@hallow trench found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@raw moss overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@tidal bane tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @tidal bane died.

@proper wedge watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @iron cairn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@tawny wharf tried to kill @light heron by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@steel sentinel spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@glacial totem used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @glacial totem died.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @tawny wharf found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tawny wharf was trapped for all eternity. @tawny wharf died.

@raw moss equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @jagged spruce chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @raw moss's shattered corpse. @raw moss died.

Tired of eating plain toast, @tranquil wyvern started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@hallow trench poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@iron cairn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@proper wedge was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @proper wedge died.

@steel sentinel asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@urban fog thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @urban fog died.

@wanton anvil put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@oblique lantern pointed a Shotgun at @light heron and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @oblique lantern looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @oblique lantern died.

@carmine cairn was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@jagged spruce met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @jagged spruce ended up completely fine.

@wet merlin drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @wet merlin died.

@wanton anvil flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @light heron. @light heron died.

@steel sentinel donned a Martian costume and chased @wanton anvil in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @wanton anvil died.

@carmine cairn tried to steal @iron cairn's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@hallow trench decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @hallow trench died.

@tranquil wyvern learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @tranquil wyvern died.

@iron cairn made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @iron cairn died.

@steel sentinel hid an actuator in @jagged spruce's lunch. Later that day, @jagged spruce stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @jagged spruce died.

@carmine cairn sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jagged spruce
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 7th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @light heron
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[full path]

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[wanton anvil]

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[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet merlin]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[serene rain]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@serene rain, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed fiber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @full path, @hexed fiber, @serene rain, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane tried to shoot an apple off of @glacial totem's head. @tidal bane's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @glacial totem died.

@wet merlin wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @wanton anvil killed them. @wanton anvil died.

@oblique lantern and @raw moss were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @oblique lantern, but left @raw moss alone because they smelled funny. @oblique lantern died.

A witch prophesized that @tranquil wyvern would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@hexed fiber felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@serene rain found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@full path learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@full path's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @full path died.

@wet merlin cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @wet merlin's heart! @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @tranquil wyvern died.

@serene rain was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @serene rain died.

@steel sentinel overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@hexed fiber thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@tidal bane shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @tidal bane died.

@hexed fiber drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@raw moss tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@hexed fiber desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@carmine cairn fired their bow at @steel sentinel, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @carmine cairn gave up.

@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@raw moss tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@hexed fiber wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @hexed fiber died.

@steel sentinel somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss found themselves falling from a considerable height. @carmine cairn landed in a pool of water. @raw moss did not. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn declared that 64 was their favorite number. @steel sentinel wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @carmine cairn by stabbing them 64 times. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @serene rain
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tidal bane]

bb!register

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[lucid dune]

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[glacial totem]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose jewel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, and @full path
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @quick pebble's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@glacial totem tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @glacial totem died.

@steel sentinel and @wanton anvil engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @wanton anvil blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @wanton anvil died.

@quick pebble went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @quick pebble died.

@full path used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.