epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@next hemlock accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@tranquil wyvern constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@hexed notch got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

Santa Claus asked @jolly swift what they wanted for Christmas. @jolly swift replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@soft lark accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @soft lark died.

@tranquil wyvern killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@long vine sacrificed @hexed notch by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @hexed notch died.

@jolly swift traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@next hemlock started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @jolly swift and @long vine out.

@jolly swift caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @jolly swift died.

@long vine fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@tranquil wyvern stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @tranquil wyvern died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @next hemlock would soon die a gruesome death. @next hemlock ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@next hemlock had a terrible night. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @empty iron
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic coral

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[rustic coral]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[tidal bane]

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[crimson thistle]

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[wanton anvil]

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[quick pebble]

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[gleaming grove]

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[near mortar]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

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[gleaming grove]

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[proper wedge]

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @rustic coral, @long vine, @proper wedge, @velvet dune, @crimson thistle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@velvet dune got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@tidal bane found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @tidal bane died.

@near mortar asked @proper wedge if they "knew the way". @proper wedge didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@crimson thistle grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@long vine started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @rustic coral and @quick pebble.

@wanton anvil tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @wanton anvil died.

@velvet dune gave @quick pebble Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @quick pebble died.

@long vine hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @long vine could pull it to shore.

@raw moss started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@rustic coral tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @rustic coral died.

@crimson thistle murdered @near mortar by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @near mortar died.

@crimson thistle and @raw moss were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @crimson thistle played solitaire. @raw moss stood behind them and watched.

@crimson thistle was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @proper wedge's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @crimson thistle died.

@velvet dune accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @velvet dune died.

@proper wedge was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @proper wedge barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @proper wedge died.

@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@long vine marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@carmine cairn got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@long vine tried to get @raw moss to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @long vine died.

@raw moss found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@raw moss challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @crimson thistle
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[crimson thistle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@crimson thistle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[noble tulip]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[quick pebble]

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[rose jewel]

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[urban fog]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @noble tulip, @velvet dune, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @crimson thistle, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@crimson thistle wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@raw moss accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

@carmine cairn couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@tranquil wyvern dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@velvet dune almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @livid shuttle setting explosives beneath them. @carmine cairn died.

@urban fog beat @quick pebble into a pulp with a stale baguette. @quick pebble died.

@velvet dune launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@rose jewel thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @rose jewel died.

@noble tulip briefly considered proposing marriage to @raw moss, but married a bee instead.

@urban fog pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @urban fog died.

@crimson thistle started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@velvet dune vaporized @noble tulip with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @noble tulip died.

@livid shuttle was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@raw moss purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@crimson thistle was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @crimson thistle died.

@livid shuttle was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @livid shuttle died.

@velvet dune tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@raw moss tied up @velvet dune and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @velvet dune to die. However, @velvet dune managed to escape from their bonds.

@tranquil wyvern was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

@velvet dune ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @velvet dune died.

@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @tranquil wyvern with a Coin Gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @crimson thistle
150 points go to 6th place: @noble tulip
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

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[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[crimson thistle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@crimson thistle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

bb!register

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @left mist, @rustic coral, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @hallow trench, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @crimson thistle, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hexed notch modified @rustic coral's Gold Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @rustic coral was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @rustic coral died.

@crimson thistle stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@livid shuttle couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@urban fog tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @urban fog died.

@pastel timber flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

@left mist tried to throw a Dark Lance at @hallow trench before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@crimson thistle climbed a tree without using their arms.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @remote pumice wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@left mist decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @left mist died.

@crimson thistle contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @crimson thistle died.

@tranquil wyvern invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@hexed notch popped @tranquil wyvern by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice took a potato chip... and ate it!

@hallow trench invited @raw moss to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @hallow trench was mauled by wolves. @hallow trench died.

@pastel timber found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@remote pumice went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @remote pumice died.

@hexed notch thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @hexed notch died.

@pastel timber tried to attack @raw moss with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@raw moss wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

@raw moss gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @pastel timber, who was in the front row. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @crimson thistle
100 points go to 8th place: @left mist
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose jewel]

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@rose jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

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[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[outer heron]

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[gleaming grove]

@outer heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @outer heron, @next hemlock, @left mist, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @rose jewel, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@iron cairn was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@glacial totem went down @rose jewel's chimney to deliver presents, but @rose jewel's fireplace was still in use. @glacial totem died.

@livid shuttle saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@outer heron's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @outer heron! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@outer heron found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @outer heron died.

@iron cairn drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @iron cairn died.

@jolly swift swung a Slap Hand at @tranquil wyvern and missed. However, @tranquil wyvern acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @jolly swift to receive a yellow card.

@hexed notch recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @hexed notch concluded that it was lost for a reason.

@left mist found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @quick pebble some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @quick pebble died.

@next hemlock tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@next hemlock started barking like a dog while chasing @jolly swift.

@pastel timber watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@tranquil wyvern tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@livid shuttle jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

Oh? Instead of running away, @carmine cairn is approaching @raw moss!

@rose jewel tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @rose jewel died.

@livid shuttle was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @livid shuttle died.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @carmine cairn's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@jolly swift tried to shoot @pastel timber using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @next hemlock's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@next hemlock angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @next hemlock died.

@raw moss was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@hexed notch was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@left mist is hvinga stroker n. @left mist died.

@jolly swift tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

@hexed notch learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @hexed notch died.

@raw moss started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@jolly swift was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @jolly swift died.

@pastel timber tried to assassinate @tranquil wyvern, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@tranquil wyvern felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @pastel timber broke their fall with their own body. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @raw moss's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@carmine cairn overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@raw moss tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@carmine cairn watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@raw moss went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @carmine cairn had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @left mist
100 points go to 8th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @rose jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[late stone]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@late stone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, and @late stone
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@tranquil wyvern heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@quick pebble summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@steel sentinel started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@carmine cairn spun around in a full circle and shot @wanton anvil with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @wanton anvil died.

@exotic saddle and @late stone had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@raw moss tried to kill @tranquil wyvern by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@proud lava found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@exotic saddle, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@quick pebble somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @quick pebble. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @quick pebble died.

@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@iron cairn crafted @exotic saddle into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @exotic saddle died.

@proud lava accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @proud lava died.

@tranquil wyvern wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

@late stone reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @iron cairn in a Fish costume.

@late stone built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @late stone died.

@steel sentinel played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@tranquil wyvern wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tranquil wyvern through the wall. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@iron cairn got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @iron cairn died.

@steel sentinel heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@carmine cairn used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@raw moss took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @late stone
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[proud lava]

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[late stone]

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[steel sentinel]

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[exotic saddle]

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[rose jewel]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

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[lucid dune]

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[carmine cairn]

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[iron cairn]

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[left mist]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @left mist, @iron cairn, @lucid dune, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, @late stone, and @serene rain
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @glacial totem died.

@lucid dune used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @lucid dune died.

@serene rain managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

@left mist learned all of @late stone's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@iron cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@exotic saddle tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @exotic saddle died.

@rose jewel and @proud lava engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @proud lava blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @proud lava died.

@steel sentinel went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@rose jewel wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @rose jewel's head. @rose jewel died.

@carmine cairn damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@left mist told @late stone that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @late stone vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@raw moss began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

@serene rain explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@late stone kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @iron cairn had had enough, so they scooped @late stone to death with an ice cream spoon. @late stone died.

@serene rain eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@raw moss suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@steel sentinel stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@carmine cairn was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@left mist had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @left mist died.

@raw moss was arrested for killing @iron cairn with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @iron cairn died.

@serene rain wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@serene rain felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@steel sentinel became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@serene rain tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @serene rain died.

@steel sentinel did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @carmine cairn, who happened to be watching. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss and @steel sentinel had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@steel sentinel used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@raw moss wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @steel sentinel thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@raw moss rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@steel sentinel accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @steel sentinel allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@raw moss broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

Low on health, @raw moss hid from @steel sentinel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @serene rain
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @late stone
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[wanton anvil]

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[rose jewel]

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[lucid dune]

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[steel sentinel]

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[raw moss]

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[iron cairn]

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[fiery belfry]

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[serene rain]

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[carmine cairn]

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[hexed notch]

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[remote pumice]

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[idle pike]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[thick steppe]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @thick steppe, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @remote pumice, @lucid dune, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, @idle pike, and @serene rain
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fiery belfry tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@carmine cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@wanton anvil was walked on by a Martian Walker. @wanton anvil died.

@lucid dune felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @thick steppe took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@idle pike blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @idle pike's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@remote pumice tried to shoot an apple off of @thick steppe's head. @remote pumice's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @thick steppe died.

@serene rain had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@lucid dune's face was scorched off after @hexed notch took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @lucid dune died.

@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@rose jewel had a dirty mind. Then @fiery belfry sprayed @rose jewel's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @rose jewel died.

@raw moss claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@hexed notch drank sand for 10 hours. @hexed notch died.

@steel sentinel tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @steel sentinel died.

@idle pike had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Sandgun. Obviously, this failed.

@serene rain tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @serene rain. @serene rain died.

@iron cairn thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @iron cairn died.

@raw moss just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

@fiery belfry started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @fiery belfry died.

@idle pike built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@raw moss failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@remote pumice called @idle pike a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @remote pumice died.

@raw moss got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @raw moss died.

The Cyborg hacked into @carmine cairn's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @idle pike tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@idle pike watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Green Phasesaber.

@carmine cairn failed to properly hydrate. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @serene rain
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @rose jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lucid dune]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[urban fog]

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[steel sentinel]

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[rose jewel]

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[fiery belfry]

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[glacial totem]

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[wanton anvil]

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[stuck ridge]

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[quick pebble]

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[iron cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @stuck ridge, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @rose jewel, @urban fog, and @steel sentinel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fiery belfry managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@glacial totem donated all of their organs to those in need. @glacial totem died.

@stuck ridge used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @stuck ridge died.

@urban fog appeared to be taking a group picture of @quick pebble, @lucid dune, and @raw moss. @urban fog's selfie turned out great!

@rose jewel began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@wanton anvil wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@iron cairn tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @iron cairn spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@urban fog drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@wanton anvil searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@wanton anvil brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @wanton anvil died.

@fiery belfry found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@quick pebble found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@quick pebble was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @quick pebble died.

@lucid dune was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @lucid dune died.

@rose jewel underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@fiery belfry merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@urban fog distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@rose jewel and @iron cairn were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@steel sentinel told @rose jewel to step off their carpet, which they did. @steel sentinel proceeded to murder @rose jewel, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @rose jewel died.

@urban fog used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @urban fog died.

@steel sentinel was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@iron cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@fiery belfry tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @raw moss, but they were in broad daylight.

@fiery belfry got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @fiery belfry died.

@iron cairn pointed a wooden wand at @steel sentinel and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @iron cairn's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @iron cairn died.

@steel sentinel tried to destroy @raw moss by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@steel sentinel tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@raw moss tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

@steel sentinel watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@steel sentinel rescued @raw moss from drowning, but in reverse. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @stuck ridge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

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[lucid dune]

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[wanton anvil]

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[raw moss]

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lilac egret]

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@lilac egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

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@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @lilac egret, @steel sentinel, and @full path
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@steel sentinel declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @steel sentinel's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

@wanton anvil had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@left mist was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @left mist died.

@idle egret wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@idle egret walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @idle egret died.

@lucid dune tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@raw moss smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@quick pebble was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @quick pebble died.

@full path went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@lucid dune decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @lucid dune died.

@lilac egret started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@lilac egret followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @lilac egret died.

@wanton anvil tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @wanton anvil decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @full path into fertilizer. @full path died.

@carmine cairn used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@steel sentinel lured @wanton anvil into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @wanton anvil's dust allergy! @wanton anvil died.

@carmine cairn tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@steel sentinel was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@steel sentinel took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@steel sentinel didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @raw moss's. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @lilac egret
100 points go to 7th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @left mist

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[full path]

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[lucid dune]

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@lucid dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

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[raw moss]

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[clever wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose jewel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @lucid dune, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @sharp dirge, @steel sentinel, and @full path
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss and @carmine cairn farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@raw moss tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @raw moss died.

@lucid dune wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

The Wizard showed @steel sentinel their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@sharp dirge insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @wanton anvil insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @wanton anvil, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @wanton anvil died.

@quick pebble asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @quick pebble died.

@urban fog brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@clever wren tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@rose jewel looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@fiery belfry was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @full path caught them in time.

@lucid dune was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@carmine cairn couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@steel sentinel started blocking @clever wren's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@sharp dirge started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@rose jewel gazed at clouds with @urban fog. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@full path dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @sharp dirge diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@steel sentinel crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@clever wren broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @clever wren died.

@rose jewel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@rose jewel was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @rose jewel died.

A zombie snuck up on @urban fog and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @urban fog died.

@carmine cairn solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

@lucid dune threw @sharp dirge into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @lucid dune a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @sharp dirge died.

@full path tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @full path died.

@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@lucid dune accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @lucid dune died.

@carmine cairn almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@fiery belfry suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@steel sentinel went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@fiery belfry didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @fiery belfry died.

Thanks to @carmine cairn's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @steel sentinel's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @lucid dune
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @fiery belfry, @remote pumice, @long vine, @quick pebble, @urban fog, @sharp dirge, and @steel sentinel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @carmine cairn died.

@fiery belfry spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@quick pebble put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @quick pebble died.

@raw moss practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @long vine and @steel sentinel got their chainsaws ready.

@urban fog took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @urban fog died.

@remote pumice dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @remote pumice is going to be stuck there for a while.

@next hemlock ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@sharp dirge tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @sharp dirge died.

@long vine promised @remote pumice that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @remote pumice died.

@steel sentinel was dunked on by @fiery belfry. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@fiery belfry drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@next hemlock was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @next hemlock died.

@fiery belfry put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss spoke softly to @long vine while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @long vine died.

@raw moss soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @raw moss dyed.

@raw moss rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[idle egret]

bb!register

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@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid dragon]

bb!register

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[west rover]

bb!register

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@west rover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[humble arrow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@humble arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet hedge]

bb!register

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@sweet hedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@humble arrow, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @next hemlock, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @idle egret, @long vine, @rancid dragon, @steel sentinel, @sharp dirge, @west rover, and @sweet hedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@idle egret's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @idle egret to notice them. @idle egret died.

@long vine challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @long vine died.

@west rover performed an interpretive dance for @rancid dragon and @fiery belfry as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@next hemlock tried to stab @sharp dirge, but @sharp dirge's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @sharp dirge died.

@sweet hedge invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@raw moss summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @raw moss died.

@iron cairn befriended @steel sentinel by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@fiery belfry brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@wanton anvil underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @wanton anvil died.

@next hemlock found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@humble arrow's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @humble arrow died.

@iron cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

While exploring the Jungle, @sweet hedge needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @sweet hedge. @sweet hedge died.

@west rover met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @west rover ended up completely fine.

@steel sentinel summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @rancid dragon felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@fiery belfry gave a hug to @next hemlock and almost choked them to death!

@rancid dragon carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @rancid dragon died.

@west rover spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @west rover died.

@next hemlock tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

Rumors started spreading that @steel sentinel was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @steel sentinel.

@unkempt osprey fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @iron cairn and @fiery belfry to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@fiery belfry jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @fiery belfry died.

@next hemlock modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@unkempt osprey hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@steel sentinel ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @steel sentinel died.

@unkempt osprey encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @unkempt osprey decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@iron cairn dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @iron cairn died.

@next hemlock wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@unkempt osprey trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@unkempt osprey started rallying for goblin rights.

@next hemlock found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@unkempt osprey tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@next hemlock found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

@unkempt osprey was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @unkempt osprey died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @next hemlock!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @next hemlock
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @west rover
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet hedge
100 points go to 9th place: @humble arrow
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

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@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[humble arrow]

bb!register

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@humble arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[humble arrow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@humble arrow, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed fiber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @humble arrow, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @next hemlock, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @idle egret, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @sharp dirge, @urban fog, @full path, and @hexed fiber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unkempt osprey trapped @humble arrow in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@idle egret started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @idle egret died.

@urban fog practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @urban fog died.

@iron cairn and @next hemlock relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@sharp dirge drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @fiery belfry was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@long vine kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@steel sentinel discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@carmine cairn handed @sharp dirge a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @sharp dirge died.

@full path had the high ground, but @fiery belfry just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @full path toppling to their doom. @full path died.

@next hemlock was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@humble arrow found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @humble arrow died.

@hexed fiber opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @hexed fiber's neck. @hexed fiber died.

@carmine cairn was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @carmine cairn suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@wanton anvil got burninated by Tim. @wanton anvil died.

@unkempt osprey sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@iron cairn didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @iron cairn died.

@long vine used some tree stumps as target practice.

@fiery belfry fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @carmine cairn. @fiery belfry died.

@next hemlock tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@next hemlock tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @next hemlock died.

@steel sentinel made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @unkempt osprey joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @unkempt osprey died.

@long vine has fallen, and they can't get up. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 10th place: @humble arrow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @unkempt osprey, @next hemlock, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @iron cairn, @sharp dirge, @urban fog, @full path, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unkempt osprey threatened @fiery belfry with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @fiery belfry informed @unkempt osprey as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @unkempt osprey died.

@sharp dirge drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @sharp dirge died.

@urban fog went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @urban fog died.

@hexed notch was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@full path and @left mist had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @iron cairn sped up the process by stabbing @full path. @full path died.

@left mist turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @left mist died.

@fiery belfry decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@hexed notch unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @hexed notch died.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @next hemlock. Queen Bee died.

@next hemlock started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@iron cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @fiery belfry was morbidly interested.

@brave shore found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

@iron cairn drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @iron cairn died.

@next hemlock woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @fiery belfry found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @next hemlock with bug spray. @next hemlock died.

@fiery belfry declared war on emus. The emus won. @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 10th place: @unkempt osprey

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[humble arrow]

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[orchid tulip]

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[noble jackal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@noble jackal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@noble jackal, @humble arrow, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @long vine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @sharp dirge, @livid shuttle, and @orchid tulip
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fiery belfry tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@humble arrow was vehicularly manslaughtered by @noble jackal's minecart. @humble arrow died.

@long vine ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@urban fog challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @urban fog died.

@sharp dirge became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@orchid tulip had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@iron cairn tried to attack @livid shuttle with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@noble jackal complained that they had no life, so @iron cairn used a Life Drain to take @livid shuttle's life and give it to @noble jackal. @livid shuttle died.

@orchid tulip became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @long vine had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @orchid tulip's suffering. @orchid tulip died.

@sharp dirge was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @sharp dirge died.

@noble jackal touched @fiery belfry's gun without permission. @noble jackal died.

@iron cairn was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@iron cairn called @fiery belfry on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @iron cairn died.

@fiery belfry hid an actuator in @pastel timber's lunch. Later that day, @pastel timber stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @pastel timber died.

@long vine shot @fiery belfry to death with a finger gun. @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @noble jackal
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid tulip
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @humble arrow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[soft lark]

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

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[fiery belfry]

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[drowsy hull]

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[urban fog]

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

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@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quartz edge]

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@quartz edge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[west rover]

bb!register

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@west rover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@soft lark, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @rustic coral, @long vine, @quartz edge, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @hallow trench, @west rover, @sharp dirge, @urban fog, and @drowsy hull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @fiery belfry stopped them in time.

@long vine drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@soft lark was stalking @iron cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @soft lark died.

@drowsy hull and @hallow trench played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@amber ermine ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @amber ermine died.

@west rover tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @west rover quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@hallow trench suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @hallow trench died.

@quartz edge couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@urban fog forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @urban fog died.

@sharp dirge invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @drowsy hull, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @drowsy hull died.

@rustic coral's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @rustic coral died.

@quartz edge asked @iron cairn to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @quartz edge died.

@pastel timber used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@sharp dirge found a hill and started to roll down it. @sharp dirge was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @sharp dirge died.

@fiery belfry tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @pastel timber was the bartender, @long vine was the DJ, and @west rover was the pinata. @west rover died.

@pastel timber tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @iron cairn's head instead. @iron cairn died.

@pastel timber was ordered by @long vine to sing a song or be killed. @pastel timber tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @pastel timber died.

@fiery belfry found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @west rover
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 7th place: @quartz edge
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 9th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

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@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@honest pine, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @rustic coral, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @hallow trench, @urban fog, @sharp dirge, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@honest pine's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @honest pine died.

@rustic coral tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @rustic coral died.

@livid shuttle found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

@sharp dirge theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@amber ermine read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @amber ermine then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @amber ermine died.

@hallow trench got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @pastel timber got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @hallow trench died.

@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@fiery belfry had @urban fog lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @urban fog, this wasn't a magic show. @urban fog died.

@sharp dirge tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @sharp dirge died.

After opening a present, @long vine discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@livid shuttle took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @tranquil wyvern died.

@fiery belfry took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @fiery belfry died.

@pastel timber relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@pastel timber started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @pastel timber died.

@long vine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@long vine stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @unkempt osprey!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @unkempt osprey
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sharp dirge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.