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left stream Apr 30, 2026, 1:40 AM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 1:40 AM

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full path Apr 30, 2026, 1:42 AM

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long vine Apr 30, 2026, 1:43 AM

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deep shuttle Apr 30, 2026, 1:52 AM

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near mortar Apr 30, 2026, 2:17 AM

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quick pebble Apr 30, 2026, 2:20 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 2:25 AM

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rocky crown Apr 30, 2026, 2:27 AM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @left stream, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @left mist, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @full path, @rocky crown, and @near mortar
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@quick pebble accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @quick pebble died.

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@deep shuttle started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@full path summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @full path died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @near mortar saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @rocky crown stabbed them in the back. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @carmine cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @long vine over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@carmine cairn put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@left stream began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @left stream died.

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@left mist flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@raw moss wrote @rocky crown's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @rocky crown died.

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@left mist tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @left mist's brains. @left mist died.

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@iron cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @deep shuttle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @deep shuttle died.

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@long vine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @carmine cairn and @raw moss to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @iron cairn wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@raw moss wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@iron cairn toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @carmine cairn's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@carmine cairn recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@long vine tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @carmine cairn's head instead. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @raw moss, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@raw moss was briefly jumpscared by @long vine wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@long vine fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 8th place: @left stream
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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deep shuttle Apr 30, 2026, 2:44 AM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 2:51 AM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 2:52 AM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 3:00 AM

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placid perch Apr 30, 2026, 3:02 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 30, 2026, 3:07 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 30, 2026, 3:10 AM

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raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 3:15 AM

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left stream Apr 30, 2026, 3:27 AM

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full path Apr 30, 2026, 3:29 AM

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astral glacier Apr 30, 2026, 3:29 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 3:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @left stream, @placid perch, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @urban fog, @astral glacier, @oblique lantern, and @full path
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Pirates are approaching from the west! @full path wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@left mist and @left stream played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@iron cairn created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@carmine cairn went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@deep shuttle painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@placid perch became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @placid perch died.

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@oblique lantern tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@urban fog developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@left stream accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@left mist complained that they had no life, so @wanton anvil used a Life Drain to take @deep shuttle's life and give it to @left mist. @deep shuttle died.

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@left mist went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @left mist died.

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@urban fog accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern and @full path played catch with a Paladin. @oblique lantern accidentally fumbled a catch. @oblique lantern died.

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@wanton anvil wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@astral glacier invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@iron cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@full path thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @full path's potions with Red Potions. @full path died.

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@raw moss tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @raw moss decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @left stream into fertilizer. @left stream died.

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@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@wanton anvil watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@wanton anvil was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@raw moss purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @raw moss ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@iron cairn got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @astral glacier got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @iron cairn died.

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@astral glacier found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@raw moss spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@astral glacier saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @left stream
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @left mist
100 points go to 10th place: @deep shuttle

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waxen marlin Apr 30, 2026, 3:39 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 30, 2026, 3:44 AM

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raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 3:47 AM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 3:53 AM

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long vine Apr 30, 2026, 3:56 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 30, 2026, 3:57 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 30, 2026, 4:15 AM

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dim sphinx Apr 30, 2026, 4:15 AM

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glacial totem Apr 30, 2026, 4:15 AM

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placid perch Apr 30, 2026, 4:17 AM

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proper wedge Apr 30, 2026, 4:21 AM

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proud lava Apr 30, 2026, 4:21 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 4:23 AM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 4:26 AM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 4:28 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 30, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @placid perch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @iron cairn, @proper wedge, @long vine, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, and @dim sphinx
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@urban fog made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @placid perch tattled on them.

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@fiery belfry found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@iron cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@wanton anvil calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@left mist asked for @long vine's autograph. At first, @long vine was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@glacial totem found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@steel sentinel tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@raw moss modified @glacial totem's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @glacial totem was never seen again. @glacial totem died.

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@oblique lantern was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@proper wedge sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@dim sphinx accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @dim sphinx was forgiven.

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@carmine cairn was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @carmine cairn died.

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@placid perch gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @placid perch died.

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@dim sphinx tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@wanton anvil took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @wanton anvil died.

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@oblique lantern used the power of Flex Tape to stick @proud lava in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @proud lava's suffering to a swift end. @proud lava died.

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@iron cairn sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@urban fog found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@long vine tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@raw moss hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@left mist stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@proper wedge captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@steel sentinel found some soup in their fly.

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@steel sentinel built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @steel sentinel died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @iron cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@long vine returned to their house, only to find that @proper wedge had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@dim sphinx summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @urban fog's life points directly. @urban fog died.

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@left mist found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@waxen marlin walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@waxen marlin threw a Stink Potion at @dim sphinx. @dim sphinx threw a Toxic Flask right back. @waxen marlin died.

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@dim sphinx contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @dim sphinx died.

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@left mist tried to save @raw moss's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @left mist died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @left mist died.

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@fiery belfry took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@long vine, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@fiery belfry suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@proper wedge drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @proper wedge died.

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@oblique lantern programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @oblique lantern died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine cut a specific wire in @iron cairn's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@long vine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @long vine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @left mist
100 points go to 8th place: @dim sphinx
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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oblique lantern Apr 30, 2026, 4:52 AM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 4:52 AM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 4:57 AM

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placid perch Apr 30, 2026, 4:57 AM

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raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 4:58 AM

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gilded plover Apr 30, 2026, 4:58 AM

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dense pine Apr 30, 2026, 5:00 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 30, 2026, 5:05 AM

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toxic cipher Apr 30, 2026, 5:06 AM

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somber arch Apr 30, 2026, 5:21 AM

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proud lava Apr 30, 2026, 5:29 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 30, 2026, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:30 AM

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hexed notch Apr 30, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@placid perch, @somber arch, @dense pine, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @gilded plover, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @toxic cipher, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @livid shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@urban fog spiced up @placid perch's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @placid perch died.

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@fiery belfry accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@gilded plover found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@dense pine cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @dense pine's heart! @dense pine died.

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@raw moss went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @raw moss died.

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@proud lava constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @oblique lantern by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @proud lava's positioning was a bit off. @proud lava died.

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@toxic cipher started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@hexed notch started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @urban fog and @livid shuttle.

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@somber arch took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@urban fog ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @oblique lantern died.

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@gilded plover encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @gilded plover decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@somber arch's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @somber arch died.

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@livid shuttle tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Rich Mahogany Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@left mist started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @fiery belfry and @gilded plover out.

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@hexed notch found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @hexed notch walked out the door.

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@toxic cipher was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@toxic cipher wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@hexed notch was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@left mist accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@gilded plover traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @gilded plover did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @gilded plover died.

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@livid shuttle was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@left mist asked @hexed notch to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @left mist died.

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@fiery belfry turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @fiery belfry died.

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@toxic cipher was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @toxic cipher died.

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@hexed notch knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@livid shuttle had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Snowball Cannon. Obviously, this failed.

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@livid shuttle drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@hexed notch stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @hexed notch died.

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The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @toxic cipher
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @gilded plover
100 points go to 7th place: @somber arch
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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There are 11 players remaining.
@somber arch, @dense pine, @hexed notch, @gilded plover, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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@somber arch was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @somber arch died.

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@dense pine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @dense pine's head. @dense pine died.

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@near mortar cornered @fiery belfry at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @fiery belfry started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@hexed notch vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle and @amber ermine engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @amber ermine blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @amber ermine died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @urban fog tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @urban fog died.

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@left mist's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Titanium Sword was nice and clean, but their Gold Bow's string broke, and their Spectre Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@oblique lantern tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@oblique lantern took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @oblique lantern died.

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@livid shuttle was ordered by @gilded plover to sing a song or be killed. @livid shuttle tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@fiery belfry and @gilded plover played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@left mist covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@near mortar traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@fiery belfry tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@near mortar joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@near mortar was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @near mortar died.

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@gilded plover forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @gilded plover wasn't a Slime, @gilded plover was endlessly beaten. @gilded plover died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@left mist spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@fiery belfry found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @fiery belfry headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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Congratulations, @left mist! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @left mist died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @fiery belfry!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @fiery belfry
500 points go to 2nd place: @left mist
250 points go to 3rd place: @gilded plover
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @dense pine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hexed notch Apr 30, 2026, 7:21 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @gilded plover, @left mist, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @waxen marlin
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@gilded plover tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @gilded plover died.

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@long vine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @amber ermine red. @amber ermine died.

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@pastel timber and @left mist were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@urban fog's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @urban fog died.

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After opening a present, @fiery belfry discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@left mist found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @pastel timber, @fiery belfry, and @oblique lantern. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @oblique lantern died.

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@hexed notch had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@waxen marlin was looking kind of dumb after @left mist's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @waxen marlin died.

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@left mist tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @left mist died.

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@fiery belfry took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @pastel timber laughed at them, not knowing that @hexed notch was just a completionist.

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@pastel timber somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@hexed notch was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @gilded plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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toxic cipher Apr 30, 2026, 8:24 AM

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forest hare Apr 30, 2026, 8:27 AM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 8:28 AM

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hexed notch Apr 30, 2026, 8:29 AM

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indigo inlet Apr 30, 2026, 8:29 AM

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sullen cove Apr 30, 2026, 8:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@forest hare, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @azure sundial, @toxic cipher, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @indigo inlet, @turbid skiff, @sullen cove, and @livid shuttle
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@urban fog chewed some gum. It made @urban fog feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @urban fog died.

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@indigo inlet was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @indigo inlet died.

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@sullen cove claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@livid shuttle tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@sullen cove bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @sullen cove was blown to smithereens. @sullen cove died.

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@steel sentinel watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@livid shuttle was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @livid shuttle died.

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@forest hare started rallying for goblin rights.

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@toxic cipher made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @toxic cipher died.

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@hexed notch didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@fiery belfry accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@turbid skiff traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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@forest hare was dunked on by @steel sentinel. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@fiery belfry told @azure sundial a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@left mist somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@turbid skiff used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@forest hare drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @forest hare died.

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@azure sundial tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @azure sundial died.

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@left mist built a floating city and named it "England".

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The sun burnt @steel sentinel into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@fiery belfry held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@turbid skiff is hvinga stroker n. @turbid skiff died.

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@steel sentinel planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@left mist was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @left mist died.

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@fiery belfry won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@fiery belfry forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@pastel timber found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@steel sentinel decisively vanquished @pastel timber through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @forest hare
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @toxic cipher
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 30, 2026, 8:39 AM

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long vine Apr 30, 2026, 8:40 AM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 8:41 AM

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sullen cove Apr 30, 2026, 8:50 AM

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toxic cipher Apr 30, 2026, 8:50 AM

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near mortar Apr 30, 2026, 9:07 AM

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proper wedge Apr 30, 2026, 9:20 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 30, 2026, 9:20 AM

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honest pine Apr 30, 2026, 9:30 AM

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remote pumice Apr 30, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@honest pine, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @toxic cipher, @remote pumice, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @sullen cove, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @near mortar excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@honest pine thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @honest pine died.

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@left mist ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @left mist died.

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@toxic cipher went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @toxic cipher died.

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@pastel timber kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@proper wedge hid an actuator in @sullen cove's lunch. Later that day, @sullen cove stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @sullen cove died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @fiery belfry's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@remote pumice decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@pastel timber tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@fiery belfry practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @livid shuttle and @proper wedge got their chainsaws ready.

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@near mortar tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@remote pumice walked into a bar. @proper wedge laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@pastel timber fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@tranquil wyvern talked with @livid shuttle about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@long vine found @fiery belfry sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@remote pumice found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@proper wedge started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @proper wedge died.

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@pastel timber made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @tranquil wyvern joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@long vine asked @livid shuttle to give them a hand, so @livid shuttle chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@pastel timber found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @pastel timber died.

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@remote pumice thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@livid shuttle's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@long vine wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@fiery belfry swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @fiery belfry died.

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@remote pumice tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@remote pumice tried to instigate drama against @long vine, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @remote pumice used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @livid shuttle died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @remote pumice
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 10th place: @toxic cipher

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@craggy cargo used a Laser Drill to literally bore @toxic cipher to death. @toxic cipher died.

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@craggy cargo was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @craggy cargo died.

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@oblique lantern tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin got tired of @sullen cove constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @sullen cove died.

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@proper wedge tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@turbid skiff used a Medusa Head on @waxen marlin and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@pastel timber drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@livid shuttle and @proper wedge were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @livid shuttle, but left @proper wedge alone because they smelled funny. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@turbid skiff had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@proper wedge started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @proper wedge suddenly didn't feel so good. @proper wedge died.

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@hexed notch heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @hexed notch stopped because their voice became horse.

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@tranquil wyvern cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@pastel timber flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @hexed notch when the world was flipped.

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@turbid skiff started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@tranquil wyvern had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @pastel timber shot them with an arrow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@turbid skiff constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@pastel timber tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @pastel timber died.

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@turbid skiff felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@hexed notch went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@turbid skiff realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @turbid skiff died.

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @turbid skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @craggy cargo

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@hexed notch was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @hexed notch died.

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@turbid skiff played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@waxen marlin found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @mighty crown to check it out. @mighty crown decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@quick pebble tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@mighty crown followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @mighty crown died.

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@brave shore tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@remote pumice donned a Martian costume and chased @quick pebble in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @quick pebble died.

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@oblique lantern tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tranquil wyvern dried.

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@oblique lantern got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @oblique lantern died.

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@turbid skiff playfully poked @waxen marlin and laughed. @waxen marlin playfully poked them back with a Spear. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@sullen cove threatened @proper wedge with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @proper wedge informed @sullen cove as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @sullen cove died.

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@brave shore sacrificed @waxen marlin by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@remote pumice tried to shoot an apple off of @brave shore's head. @remote pumice's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @brave shore died.

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@proper wedge hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @proper wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @remote pumice, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @remote pumice died.

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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@long vine used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@random sandal fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@dull gazelle got quantum-entangled with @tranquil wyvern, and used this opportunity to force @tranquil wyvern to pick their own nose.

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@waxen marlin built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@hexed notch verbally roasted @wanton anvil so hard that they burst into flames. @wanton anvil died.

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@oblique lantern wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@sullen cove was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@craggy cargo watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@proud lava shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @proud lava died.

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@craggy cargo was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @craggy cargo died.

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@sullen cove found some Diamond Ore. @long vine quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@waxen marlin summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@tranquil wyvern ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@oblique lantern heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @oblique lantern died.

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@pastel timber worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@dull gazelle purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@sullen cove wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @sullen cove through the wall. @sullen cove died.

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@hexed notch and @fiery belfry attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@waxen marlin thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@waxen marlin had a terrible night. @waxen marlin died.

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@dull gazelle gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @dull gazelle died.

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@tidal bane invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@fiery belfry was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tranquil wyvern read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@pastel timber stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@tidal bane fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @tidal bane died.

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@hexed notch went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@random sandal invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@hexed notch sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@pastel timber tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@random sandal had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@random sandal walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @random sandal died.

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@fiery belfry picked a fight with a goose. @fiery belfry died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @pastel timber would soon die a gruesome death. @pastel timber ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@long vine tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@long vine ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@pastel timber was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @long vine tried putting @pastel timber back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @sullen cove

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @random sandal, @empty iron, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @long vine, @pastel timber, @warm root, @sullen cove, @waxen marlin, and @near mortar
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@near mortar equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @random sandal into approaching. @near mortar then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @random sandal with two Sniper Rifle shots. @random sandal died.

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@waxen marlin tried to strike @sullen cove down, but @sullen cove instead became more powerful than @waxen marlin could possibly imagine.

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@warm root paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Musket.

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While examining a strange emblem, @quick pebble accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @quick pebble died.

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@long vine pickpocketed @iron cairn, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@tidal bane's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@long vine tried to attack @warm root by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @long vine died.

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@warm root tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @warm root died.

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@iron cairn solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@tidal bane and @empty iron played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@sullen cove started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @sullen cove died.

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@waxen marlin went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @near mortar had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @waxen marlin died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @near mortar started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@tidal bane tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@empty iron grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@iron cairn read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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A zombie snuck up on @near mortar and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @near mortar died.

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@empty iron was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @empty iron died.

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@pastel timber started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@tidal bane accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @tidal bane died.

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@pastel timber swapped @tranquil wyvern's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @tranquil wyvern then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @iron cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @iron cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @empty iron
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 9th place: @warm root
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @empty iron, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @sullen cove, @waxen marlin, and @magic sleet
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@long vine found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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The Cyborg hacked into @waxen marlin's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@long vine became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @long vine died.

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@sullen cove looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @sullen cove died.

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@empty iron tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@iron cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tranquil wyvern started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@waxen marlin stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@pastel timber used their Beam Sword to lop off @magic sleet's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @pastel timber invented golf. @magic sleet died.

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@empty iron wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@iron cairn tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@hexed notch summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@carmine cairn saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@pastel timber started barking like a dog while chasing @tranquil wyvern.

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@hexed notch thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@empty iron invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @empty iron died.

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@iron cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@carmine cairn and @hexed notch had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@iron cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@carmine cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@pastel timber looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@iron cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@pastel timber, @carmine cairn and @hexed notch played hot potato with a grenade. @hexed notch forgot to pass it on. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @pastel timber died.

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@iron cairn realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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While riding on minecart rails, @iron cairn accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @empty iron
100 points go to 7th place: @magic sleet
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @sinful adder, @raw moss, @iron cairn, @long vine, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @mortal sail, @steel sentinel, and @waxen marlin
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@jolly swift went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @jolly swift died.

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@sinful adder and @quick pebble found themselves falling from a considerable height. @sinful adder landed in a pool of water. @quick pebble did not. @quick pebble died.

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@mortal sail spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @mortal sail still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @mortal sail died.

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@raw moss gave a hug to @iron cairn and almost choked them to death!

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@waxen marlin ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @sinful adder, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @sinful adder died.

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@tranquil wyvern declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tranquil wyvern's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@iron cairn tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @iron cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @long vine sped up the process by stabbing @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss pointed a Shotgun at @long vine and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @raw moss looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @raw moss died.

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@long vine put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@long vine died.

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@carmine cairn spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@steel sentinel stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @steel sentinel blinked first.

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@steel sentinel tried to set up a campfire, but @carmine cairn drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@carmine cairn tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@steel sentinel began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@steel sentinel underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @sinful adder
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @mortal sail
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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@carmine cairn, @sinful adder, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @brave blaze, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @sullen cove, @waxen marlin, and @dull gazelle
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@raw moss curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @raw moss in half. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @steel sentinel! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@jolly swift spun around in a full circle and shot @brave blaze with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @brave blaze died.

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@long vine wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @quick pebble killed them. @quick pebble died.

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@sullen cove and @dull gazelle were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @sullen cove fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @sullen cove died.

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@sinful adder was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@carmine cairn recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @carmine cairn concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@carmine cairn crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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After an intense fight, @jolly swift was beaten by @dull gazelle in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @dull gazelle told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@waxen marlin's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @waxen marlin died.

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@dull gazelle received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @dull gazelle died.

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@long vine literally gaslighted @sinful adder by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @sinful adder died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @jolly swift excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@long vine threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @tranquil wyvern would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @long vine's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@steel sentinel ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @sinful adder
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sour surge Apr 30, 2026, 5:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:19 PM

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tidal bane Apr 30, 2026, 5:23 PM

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unkempt osprey Apr 30, 2026, 5:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:27 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:28 PM

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jolly swift Apr 30, 2026, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:30 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @velvet dune, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @sour surge, @grizzled canopy, @sullen cove, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@waxen marlin told @tidal bane to step off their carpet, which they did. @waxen marlin proceeded to murder @tidal bane, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @tidal bane died.

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@wanton anvil caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @wanton anvil died.

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@exotic saddle was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @urban fog died.

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@sour surge decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @sour surge died.

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@grizzled canopy fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @grizzled canopy died.

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@sullen cove went AFK in their gel farm. @velvet dune set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @sullen cove died.

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@waxen marlin forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @waxen marlin died.

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@steel sentinel offered to add a gold trim to @quick pebble's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@quick pebble started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @quick pebble soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @quick pebble died.

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@unkempt osprey hadn't seen @velvet dune in a long time, and missed them. @velvet dune aimed a Sniper Rifle at @unkempt osprey from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@steel sentinel got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@velvet dune stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@raw moss theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@carmine cairn promised @jolly swift that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @jolly swift died.

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@velvet dune started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@raw moss hid from @carmine cairn by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@steel sentinel fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@velvet dune was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@raw moss made up their own language and used it to threaten @steel sentinel, who simply scratched their head.

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@raw moss hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@steel sentinel built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@raw moss trapped @steel sentinel in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @steel sentinel managed to escape regardless.

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@steel sentinel was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @steel sentinel suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@raw moss flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @raw moss's face off with its bare hands. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @sullen cove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 5:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:39 PM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 5:39 PM

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sour surge Apr 30, 2026, 5:44 PM

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sullen cove Apr 30, 2026, 5:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:45 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 30, 2026, 5:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:55 PM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 5:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 5:57 PM

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quick pebble Apr 30, 2026, 6:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 6:07 PM

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velvet dune Apr 30, 2026, 6:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 6:11 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 30, 2026, 6:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 6:16 PM

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eternal latch Apr 30, 2026, 6:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 6:26 PM

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noble jackal Apr 30, 2026, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 6:29 PM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 6:29 PM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!