epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@long vine was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@carmine cairn went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @carmine cairn's fault.

@long vine ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @long vine died.

@raw moss sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @main idol
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[half magnet]

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[half atlas]

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[quick pebble]

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[vernal obsidian]

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[steel sentinel]

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[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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[remote pumice]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[hallow trench]

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[full path]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[clever wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @remote pumice, @clever wren, @pastel timber, @hallow trench, @steel sentinel, @full path, @livid shuttle, @half atlas, and @vernal obsidian
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@clever wren took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@remote pumice tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @wanton anvil saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @raw moss stabbed them in the back. @wanton anvil died.

@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @hallow trench appeared instead.

@long vine went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @long vine died.

@quick pebble encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @quick pebble died.

@livid shuttle watched @tranquil wyvern go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tranquil wyvern was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@half magnet couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Candy Cane Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @half magnet's heart and brain. @half magnet died.

@hexed notch used some tree stumps as target practice.

@half atlas replaced @remote pumice's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @remote pumice died.

@hexed notch somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@hallow trench started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@pastel timber suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@vernal obsidian traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@raw moss disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

Low on health, @clever wren hid from @livid shuttle by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @clever wren died.

@full path tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @full path died.

@pastel timber drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@steel sentinel desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@livid shuttle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @livid shuttle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @livid shuttle died.

@hallow trench and @carmine cairn played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@hexed notch filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@half atlas accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @half atlas died.

@carmine cairn slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @vernal obsidian's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @vernal obsidian died.

@tranquil wyvern climbed a tree without using their arms.

@hexed notch flossed their teeth with @raw moss's shoelaces.

The Nurse told @hallow trench they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @hallow trench died.

@pastel timber finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @pastel timber died.

@steel sentinel and @hexed notch engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @hexed notch blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @carmine cairn and @steel sentinel.

@raw moss claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

@raw moss jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @raw moss died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn spotted a Crystal Storm on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@steel sentinel tried to instigate drama against @carmine cairn, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @steel sentinel used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 8th place: @vernal obsidian
100 points go to 9th place: @half atlas
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[half magnet]

bb!register

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[hallow trench]

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[sweet fractal]

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[full path]

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[jolly swift]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[proud lava]

bb!register

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[random badger]

bb!register

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[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[shadow torrent]

bb!register

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@shadow torrent, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[digital flame]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@shadow torrent, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @digital flame, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @random badger, @hallow trench, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @sweet fractal, @full path, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@carmine cairn was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @carmine cairn died.

@quick pebble modified @jolly swift's Solar Flare Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @jolly swift was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss called @proud lava on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @raw moss died.

@half magnet got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @half magnet died.

@digital flame and @hexed notch were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@quick pebble started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @quick pebble died.

@shadow torrent drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@tranquil wyvern wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@hallow trench crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @livid shuttle laughed at them, not knowing that @hallow trench was just a completionist.

@hexed notch was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @proud lava's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @proud lava died.

@urban fog used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@random badger forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@hallow trench complained that they had no life, so @full path used a Life Drain to take @urban fog's life and give it to @hallow trench. @urban fog died.

@tranquil wyvern lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@steel sentinel flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @shadow torrent when the world was flipped.

@sweet fractal tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@sweet fractal and @hexed notch had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @full path sped up the process by stabbing @sweet fractal. @sweet fractal died.

The Cyborg hacked into @hallow trench's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@tranquil wyvern started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@full path fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @full path died.

@livid shuttle wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@shadow torrent caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @shadow torrent died.

While playing at the beach, @steel sentinel buried @random badger in the sand. It took @random badger several hours to dig themselves back out.

@hallow trench discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @hallow trench died.

@digital flame was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @hexed notch's Star Cannon. @digital flame died.

@random badger read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @random badger then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @random badger died.

@steel sentinel accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @steel sentinel was forgiven.

@livid shuttle tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@hexed notch became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@tranquil wyvern tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@steel sentinel won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@steel sentinel tried hacking into @hexed notch's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @hexed notch's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@hexed notch underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to assassinate @steel sentinel, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@tranquil wyvern tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @random badger
150 points go to 6th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 8th place: @shadow torrent
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[marble socket]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

bb!register

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[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[warm imp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@warm imp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[clever wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[half magnet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @marble socket, @warm imp, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @clever wren, @hallow trench, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@livid shuttle tried to shoot an apple off of @warm imp's head. @livid shuttle's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @warm imp died.

@marble socket tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@wanton anvil decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @wanton anvil died.

@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@half magnet made fun of @raw moss for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @raw moss shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @half magnet died.

@clever wren was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @clever wren died.

@hallow trench used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @urban fog alive. @urban fog died.

@full path ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @full path said "thanks, you too." @full path died.

@hexed notch tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@hallow trench compressed @livid shuttle until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @livid shuttle died.

@marble socket made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @marble socket died.

@steel sentinel built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @hallow trench was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @hallow trench died.

@jolly swift almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@hexed notch used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tranquil wyvern tested this theory on @hexed notch, who bounced, and ended up being right. @hexed notch died.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @jolly swift flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@tranquil wyvern took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @steel sentinel died.

@raw moss tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 8th place: @marble socket
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hallow trench]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

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[half magnet]

bb!register

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mortal sail]

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[glacial totem]

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[marble socket]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @marble socket, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @mortal sail, @hallow trench, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @glacial totem died.

@jolly swift was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@raw moss used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @raw moss died.

@hallow trench started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

The sun burnt @sweet fractal into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@wanton anvil likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @wanton anvil probably liked trains a bit too much. @wanton anvil died.

@livid shuttle tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@half magnet tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @steel sentinel's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @half magnet died.

@marble socket decisively vanquished @amber ermine through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @amber ermine died.

@mortal sail cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @mortal sail's heart! @mortal sail died.

@hallow trench was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@sweet fractal made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@steel sentinel did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @carmine cairn, who happened to be passing by.

@steel sentinel sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@hallow trench put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @hallow trench died.

@livid shuttle discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@sweet fractal fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @sweet fractal died.

@marble socket drank a Molotov Cocktail. @marble socket died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@steel sentinel consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@tranquil wyvern took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @tranquil wyvern died.

A strange device attached itself to @carmine cairn's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 8th place: @mortal sail
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[clever wren]

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

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[half magnet]

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[wanton anvil]

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[hexed notch]

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[quick pebble]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @marble socket, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @clever wren, @steel sentinel, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@glacial totem's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tranquil wyvern and @hexed notch's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @raw moss died.

@quick pebble found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@marble socket started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@half magnet found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@livid shuttle wrote @wanton anvil's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @wanton anvil died.

@half magnet took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @half magnet died.

@clever wren tried to launch a poison dart frog at @livid shuttle through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @clever wren has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @clever wren died.

@steel sentinel tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @steel sentinel quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@livid shuttle forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tranquil wyvern found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tranquil wyvern died.

@marble socket was stalking @quick pebble's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @marble socket died.

@hexed notch was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@carmine cairn tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

While examining a strange emblem, @hexed notch accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @hexed notch died.

@steel sentinel donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@quick pebble failed to properly hydrate. @quick pebble died.

@steel sentinel constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@steel sentinel rescued @carmine cairn from drowning, but in reverse. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[steel sentinel]

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[half magnet]

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[wanton anvil]

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[severe spoke]

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[half magnet]

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[tribal pawn]

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[carmine cairn]

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[glacial totem]

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[hexed notch]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[marble socket]

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[half magnet]

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[orchid tulip]

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[quick pebble]

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[warped glen]

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[glacial totem]

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[forest pond]

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[deep shuttle]

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[tribal pawn]

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[carmine cairn]

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[urban fog]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @marble socket, @deep shuttle, @hexed notch, @warped glen, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @half magnet, @tribal pawn, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @severe spoke, @forest pond, and @orchid tulip
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @glacial totem died.

@half magnet looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@carmine cairn went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @carmine cairn died.

@marble socket tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @marble socket died.

@forest pond purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@warped glen died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @warped glen died.

@wanton anvil ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @wanton anvil died.

@hexed notch tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

While streaming a fitness game, @urban fog accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@severe spoke merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@steel sentinel started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@quick pebble declared war against @orchid tulip because they didn't like something @orchid tulip said in their AMA.

@half magnet invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @half magnet died.

@tribal pawn made up their own language and used it to threaten @steel sentinel, who simply scratched their head.

@tribal pawn drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tribal pawn died.

@quick pebble threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @urban fog would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @urban fog died.

@deep shuttle saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @severe spoke instead. @severe spoke died.

@forest pond was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @forest pond died.

@quick pebble took aim at @hexed notch from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@orchid tulip tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@deep shuttle tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@quick pebble and @steel sentinel were having a nice picnic on the beach when @deep shuttle stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@orchid tulip ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @orchid tulip died.

@deep shuttle is hvinga stroker n. @deep shuttle died.

@hexed notch was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @hexed notch died.

@quick pebble pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @quick pebble died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @quick pebble
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @orchid tulip
150 points go to 6th place: @forest pond
100 points go to 7th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @tribal pawn
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[orchid tulip]

bb!register

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[wanton anvil]

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[tribal pawn]

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[tribal pawn]

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[tribal pawn]

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[upbeat pebble]

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[raw moss]

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[steel sentinel]

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[split drum]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[marble socket]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @marble socket, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @tribal pawn, @steel sentinel, @orchid tulip, @upbeat pebble, and @split drum
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @glacial totem died.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @split drum thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@wanton anvil shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @wanton anvil died.

@steel sentinel became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

@tribal pawn tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @tribal pawn died.

@upbeat pebble wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@carmine cairn and @orchid tulip had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@raw moss threw @orchid tulip in the washing machine and turned it on. @orchid tulip died.

@carmine cairn got tired of @upbeat pebble trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @upbeat pebble at a Sawmill. @upbeat pebble died.

@steel sentinel summoned the Old One's Army while @marble socket was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @marble socket died.

@split drum was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @split drum died.

@raw moss saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@steel sentinel was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@raw moss buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@steel sentinel started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @steel sentinel decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@carmine cairn was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@carmine cairn went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @split drum
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat pebble
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid tulip
100 points go to 8th place: @tribal pawn
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[raw moss]

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[wanton anvil]

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[tribal pawn]

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[main idol]

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[lucid coral]

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[warm root]

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[half magnet]

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[long vine]

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[quick pebble]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @lucid coral, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @half magnet, @long vine, @tribal pawn, @main idol, and @warm root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine found some Diamond Ore. @warm root quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@tribal pawn argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

A Martian Probe spotted @lucid coral, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @lucid coral was too boring.

@raw moss drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @raw moss died.

Santa Claus asked @wanton anvil what they wanted for Christmas. @wanton anvil replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@carmine cairn went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@main idol and @quick pebble got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

After partying all night, @lucid coral was shot by @main idol in a swimming pool. @lucid coral died.

@wanton anvil wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @wanton anvil died.

@long vine got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@half magnet ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@quick pebble forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @quick pebble died.

@half magnet played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @half magnet died.

@warm root obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@main idol and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @long vine tattled on them.

@tribal pawn got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @tribal pawn died.

@warm root threatened @long vine with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @long vine informed @warm root as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @warm root died.

@main idol hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@main idol and @long vine decided to play catch with a Chlorophyte Saber. @main idol missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @main idol died.

@carmine cairn equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@long vine found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@carmine cairn flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@long vine used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@carmine cairn heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @carmine cairn stopped because their voice became horse.

@long vine joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @long vine excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @main idol
150 points go to 4th place: @warm root
150 points go to 5th place: @tribal pawn
150 points go to 6th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid coral
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[exotic saddle]

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[upbeat pebble]

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[clever wren]

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[warm root]

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[near mortar]

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[half magnet]

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[urban fog]

bb!register

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

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[sudden verge]

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[glacial totem]

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[half magnet]

bb!register

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[amber python]

bb!register

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[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @sudden verge, @long vine, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @warm root, @upbeat pebble, @amber python, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@exotic saddle wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@raw moss found some soup in their fly.

@warm root ripped @glacial totem's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

@amber python knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@clever wren thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@quick pebble was tired of @raw moss constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @raw moss's front yard. @raw moss died.

@sudden verge found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @sudden verge was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@half magnet warned @near mortar not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @near mortar trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@long vine ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@sudden verge tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @urban fog in disguise. @sudden verge died.

@warm root gazed at clouds with @clever wren. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@long vine found a hill and started to roll down it. @long vine was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @long vine died.

@half magnet realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @half magnet died.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @quick pebble was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @quick pebble had ever been in. @quick pebble died.

@clever wren smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @clever wren died.

@exotic saddle read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@warm root watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@near mortar woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@upbeat pebble had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@exotic saddle was walked on by a Martian Walker. @exotic saddle died.

@urban fog tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @urban fog died.

@upbeat pebble grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@near mortar accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@warm root was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @warm root died.

@near mortar smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

@amber python gave @upbeat pebble Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @upbeat pebble died.

@amber python drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@near mortar paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Handgun.

@amber python realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @amber python died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @near mortar!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @near mortar
500 points go to 2nd place: @amber python
250 points go to 3rd place: @upbeat pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @warm root
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[urban fog]

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[clever wren]

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[sudden verge]

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[half magnet]

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[exotic saddle]

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[abstract thunder]

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[gleaming grove]

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[wanton anvil]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[full path]

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[hexed notch]

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[proud lava]

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[clever sundial]

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[next topaz]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @sudden verge, @clever sundial, @half magnet, @clever wren, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @urban fog, @full path, @potent talon, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, and @next topaz
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@sudden verge verbally roasted @wanton anvil so hard that they burst into flames. @wanton anvil died.

@sudden verge uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @sudden verge died.

@next topaz tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@half magnet contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @half magnet died.

@full path planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

@clever wren accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @clever wren died.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @exotic saddle some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @exotic saddle died.

The Wall of Flesh told @proud lava that there was something stuck in their teeth. @proud lava checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @proud lava died.

@clever sundial found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

@urban fog farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

@livid shuttle started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@urban fog dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @hexed notch, but @hexed notch simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @urban fog died.

@clever sundial opened the front door and saw @potent talon trying to murder the Guide. @clever sundial slowly closed the door and walked away.

@full path, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @full path died.

@potent talon started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @potent talon died.

@abstract thunder's booty was plundered by pirates. @abstract thunder died.

@next topaz tried to use forbidden magic to erase @livid shuttle from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @livid shuttle die, so nothing actually happened.

@clever sundial sacrificed @livid shuttle by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @livid shuttle died.

@clever sundial tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@hexed notch mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@next topaz started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @clever sundial forced them to put in some more effort.

@hexed notch used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@hexed notch cut through @clever sundial with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @clever sundial died.

@next topaz recruited @hexed notch as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

Celestial creatures started invading! @next topaz knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@hexed notch drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@hexed notch started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@next topaz was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @next topaz died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @next topaz
250 points go to 3rd place: @clever sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[shell mantle]

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[full path]

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[wanton anvil]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[urban fog]

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[amber ermine]

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[hexed notch]

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[digital flame]

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[next topaz]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

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[idle egret]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[uneven grove]

bb!register

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@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @digital flame, @wanton anvil, @idle egret, @long vine, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @full path, @potent talon, @uneven grove, and @next topaz
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@next topaz drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@amber ermine pranked @wanton anvil by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@digital flame challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @digital flame died.

@wanton anvil thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @wanton anvil died.

@idle egret landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @idle egret accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @idle egret died.

@long vine stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @long vine died.

A mysterious stranger gave @amber ermine a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @shell mantle with it. However, @amber ermine clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @amber ermine died.

@shell mantle was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @shell mantle died.

@uneven grove created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @urban fog got too close while watching. @urban fog died.

@oblique lantern played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@next topaz fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @potent talon and @hexed notch to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@oblique lantern wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @oblique lantern died.

@full path challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @full path died.

@potent talon attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @next topaz watched the carnage from a safe distance. @potent talon died.

@next topaz ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@uneven grove found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@hexed notch paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@hexed notch consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@next topaz started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @next topaz died.

@uneven grove sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@hexed notch watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@hexed notch sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @hexed notch died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @uneven grove!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @uneven grove
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @next topaz
150 points go to 4th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[forest pond]

bb!register

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[shell mantle]

bb!register

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@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

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[oblique lantern]

bb!register

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@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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[idle egret]

bb!register

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@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @long vine, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @forest pond, @livid shuttle, @uneven grove, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@idle egret fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@amber ermine and @livid shuttle huddled around @forest pond to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @forest pond's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@idle egret made some scary noises in the dark. @hexed notch sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @idle egret died.

@uneven grove wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@long vine drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@oblique lantern wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@amber ermine summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @amber ermine died.

@fiery belfry, @shell mantle, and @livid shuttle formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@shell mantle got stuck in @hexed notch's Rod of Discord farm. @shell mantle died.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @urban fog was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @urban fog died.

@oblique lantern was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @oblique lantern died.

@near mortar wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@long vine made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @forest pond joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @forest pond died.

@livid shuttle looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@long vine got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@near mortar dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @hexed notch diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@livid shuttle's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @livid shuttle died.

@fiery belfry used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@near mortar pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @near mortar died.

@uneven grove pulled out their Titanium Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @uneven grove pulled out a vacuum instead.

@uneven grove angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @uneven grove died.

@fiery belfry didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @fiery belfry died.

@long vine 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @hexed notch to death. @hexed notch died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @forest pond
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

bb!register

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@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[azure sundial]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @idle egret, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @oblique lantern, @turbid skiff, @full path, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@azure sundial went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @azure sundial's canvas.

@idle egret stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @idle egret died.

@full path sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@amber ermine worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@livid shuttle tried to kill @rustic coral, but failed to ask for consent.

@turbid skiff tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

There was a snake in @rustic coral's boot! @rustic coral died.

@amber ermine ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @amber ermine died.

@oblique lantern asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @oblique lantern died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@azure sundial tried to high-five @livid shuttle, but @livid shuttle went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@full path got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @full path died.

@turbid skiff discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@pastel timber was infected by a zombie virus. @pastel timber died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

@pastel timber kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@tranquil wyvern found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@turbid skiff started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@azure sundial went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@livid shuttle became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @livid shuttle died.

@azure sundial caused @turbid skiff to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@turbid skiff traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @turbid skiff died.

@azure sundial was playing hide and seek with @pastel timber and @fiery belfry, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @azure sundial died.

@tranquil wyvern was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@tranquil wyvern was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @pastel timber wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @pastel timber was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@fiery belfry ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic coral

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

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[tribal pawn]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red saffron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[soft lark]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tribal pawn, @proud lava, @red saffron, @oblique lantern, and @sweet fractal
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @quick pebble died.

@amber ermine flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @amber ermine's face off with its bare hands. @amber ermine died.

@oblique lantern spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@tribal pawn tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @tribal pawn died.

@proud lava somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @proud lava died.

@red saffron tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@red saffron threw a snowball at @tranquil wyvern. To counter this, @tranquil wyvern threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @red saffron died.

@long vine made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @raw moss walked all over it. #(##^)#

@soft lark vaporized @oblique lantern with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @oblique lantern died.

@sweet fractal fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @sweet fractal died.

@fiery belfry was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@long vine crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @long vine's entire body.

@carmine cairn invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@tranquil wyvern gave a hug to @soft lark and almost choked them to death!

@tranquil wyvern took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn returned to their house, only to find that @long vine had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@soft lark and @carmine cairn played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@long vine became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@raw moss heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @carmine cairn, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

@soft lark tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @soft lark died.

@long vine went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@carmine cairn drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red saffron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[clever wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[west rover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@west rover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @clever wren, @red saffron, @west rover, @oblique lantern, @sweet fractal, @waxen marlin, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @glacial totem to death. @glacial totem died.

@clever wren followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @clever wren discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @clever wren died.

@west rover and @red saffron played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@long vine tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @oblique lantern, but it refused to listen because @long vine didn't have enough badges.

@red saffron tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @red saffron keeled over from a heart attack. @red saffron died.

@waxen marlin swapped @oblique lantern's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @oblique lantern then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @oblique lantern died.

@tranquil wyvern murdered @waxen marlin by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @waxen marlin died.

@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @near mortar, who was in the front row. @near mortar died.

@raw moss had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@sweet fractal was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@tranquil wyvern hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss got tired of @west rover constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @west rover died.

@long vine overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@sweet fractal kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @sweet fractal red. @sweet fractal died.

@long vine felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @raw moss setting explosives beneath them. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @west rover
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @red saffron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[thorny otter]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thorny otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sour cedar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sour cedar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red saffron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic coral]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

[half atlas]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

Let the battle begin!

@half atlas, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @rustic coral, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @sour cedar, @proud lava, @pastel timber, @red saffron, @waxen marlin, and @thorny otter
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@thorny otter literally gaslighted @glacial totem by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @glacial totem died.

@pastel timber got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.