#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 206

gleaming grove · 2026-04-22T18:36:01.776Z

>>> , and played hot potato with a grenade. forgot to pass it on. died.

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:36 PM

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@hallow canyon, @raw moss and @random badger played hot potato with a grenade. @random badger forgot to pass it on. @random badger died.

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@livid shuttle heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @livid shuttle stopped because their voice became horse.

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@exotic saddle was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @exotic saddle died.

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@tranquil wyvern performed surgery on a grape.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @hallow canyon found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @hallow canyon was trapped for all eternity. @hallow canyon died.

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@daring sentinel wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @urban fog on a spit. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@steel sentinel tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @livid shuttle, but they were in broad daylight.

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@steel sentinel's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @steel sentinel! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@proud light donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@carmine cairn befriended @tranquil wyvern by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@daring sentinel stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@proud light put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @proud light died.

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@daring sentinel hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @daring sentinel died.

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@livid shuttle realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tranquil wyvern tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@tranquil wyvern watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@steel sentinel tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@raw moss found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@steel sentinel was tired of @carmine cairn constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @carmine cairn's front yard. @carmine cairn died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @raw moss wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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The Cyborg hacked into @raw moss's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@raw moss was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @daring sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @proud light
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow canyon
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava Apr 22, 2026, 6:50 PM

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urban fog Apr 22, 2026, 6:52 PM

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dull gazelle Apr 22, 2026, 6:54 PM

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raw dove Apr 22, 2026, 7:02 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 22, 2026, 7:03 PM

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quick pebble Apr 22, 2026, 7:07 PM

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oblique lantern Apr 22, 2026, 7:16 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 7:25 PM

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umbral wing Apr 22, 2026, 7:26 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 7:27 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw dove, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @random badger, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @livid shuttle, @dull gazelle, and @umbral wing
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@iron cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Onyx Blaster.

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@quick pebble had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@raw dove and @raw moss decided to play catch with a Red Phasesaber. @raw dove missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @raw dove died.

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@proud lava was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@wanton anvil transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @steel sentinel was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@quick pebble's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @quick pebble died.

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@random badger was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @random badger died.

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@oblique lantern activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@proud lava was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @oblique lantern did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @oblique lantern died.

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@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

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@livid shuttle crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@livid shuttle accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@dull gazelle was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @dull gazelle barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @dull gazelle died.

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@iron cairn was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@umbral wing started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @umbral wing died.

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@iron cairn had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @iron cairn's skull. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn pulled out their Mandible Blade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @carmine cairn pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@tranquil wyvern greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Beam Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @raw moss's heart and brain. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@carmine cairn tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@steel sentinel was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@carmine cairn started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@carmine cairn made some scary noises in the dark. @steel sentinel sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @umbral wing
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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random badger Apr 22, 2026, 7:40 PM

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urban fog Apr 22, 2026, 7:44 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 22, 2026, 7:44 PM

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raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 7:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 22, 2026, 7:57 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 22, 2026, 8:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 8:21 PM

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hexed notch Apr 22, 2026, 8:23 PM

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turbid skiff Apr 22, 2026, 8:23 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @random badger, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, and @open ravine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @wanton anvil's brains. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@random badger took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@exotic saddle tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@turbid skiff and @random badger engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @random badger blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @random badger died.

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@steel sentinel used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@exotic saddle became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog asked @raw moss to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @urban fog died.

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@open ravine had a dirty mind. Then @steel sentinel sprayed @open ravine's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @open ravine died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@turbid skiff tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@hexed notch was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss won in a fight against @turbid skiff by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @open ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @random badger
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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open ravine Apr 22, 2026, 8:38 PM

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raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 8:39 PM

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upper night Apr 22, 2026, 8:48 PM

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iron cairn Apr 22, 2026, 8:51 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 22, 2026, 8:52 PM

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random badger Apr 22, 2026, 8:58 PM

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full path Apr 22, 2026, 9:02 PM

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urban fog Apr 22, 2026, 9:04 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 9:06 PM

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quick pebble Apr 22, 2026, 9:18 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 9:24 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 22, 2026, 9:25 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @random badger, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @upper night, and @open ravine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @quick pebble died.

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@exotic saddle placed chests all over the world except where @random badger was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @random badger died.

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@exotic saddle ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @exotic saddle died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @upper night was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@steel sentinel used a Medusa Head on @urban fog and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @urban fog died.

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@full path lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@open ravine cornered @steel sentinel at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @steel sentinel started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@upper night sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@raw moss tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@iron cairn and @full path played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@upper night stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @upper night died.

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@steel sentinel tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @steel sentinel decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @open ravine into fertilizer. @open ravine died.

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@carmine cairn tied up @full path and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @full path to die. However, @full path managed to escape from their bonds.

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@steel sentinel died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @steel sentinel was revived.

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@carmine cairn became convinced that @iron cairn was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @iron cairn, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@full path got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@carmine cairn vaporized @full path with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @full path died.

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@raw moss was briefly jumpscared by @iron cairn wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@steel sentinel began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@iron cairn tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @raw moss's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@iron cairn was stalking @steel sentinel's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@raw moss used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@steel sentinel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@raw moss was vehicularly manslaughtered by @steel sentinel's minecart. @raw moss died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @carmine cairn

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@steel sentinel took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@carmine cairn went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @open ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @upper night
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @random badger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

random badger Apr 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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iron cairn Apr 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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upper night Apr 22, 2026, 9:41 PM

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full path Apr 22, 2026, 9:41 PM

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half magnet Apr 22, 2026, 9:47 PM

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raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 10:08 PM

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median inlet Apr 22, 2026, 10:08 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 10:25 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @median inlet, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @random badger, @urban fog, @full path, @open ravine, and @upper night
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@full path used their embezzled funds to shred through @heady wasp with a Coin Gun. @heady wasp died.

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@raw moss fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @upper night and @urban fog to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@half magnet was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@open ravine was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@wanton anvil tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@median inlet was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @median inlet died.

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@wanton anvil successfully snuck into @upper night's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@iron cairn tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@carmine cairn decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@half magnet flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @half magnet died.

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@random badger became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@random badger summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @random badger died.

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@full path and @upper night played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@open ravine spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@urban fog landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @urban fog accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@raw moss refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@full path spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @full path died.

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@upper night was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@open ravine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @open ravine died.

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@raw moss tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @raw moss to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@upper night wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @upper night died.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@carmine cairn got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @upper night
150 points go to 4th place: @open ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @random badger
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 10:37 PM

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raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 10:38 PM

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open ravine Apr 22, 2026, 10:39 PM

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half magnet Apr 22, 2026, 10:41 PM

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upper night Apr 22, 2026, 10:46 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 22, 2026, 10:46 PM

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heady wasp Apr 22, 2026, 10:52 PM

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velvet dune Apr 22, 2026, 10:56 PM

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deep schooner Apr 22, 2026, 10:59 PM

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warm root Apr 22, 2026, 11:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 11:14 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 11:26 PM

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hexed notch Apr 22, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @oak temple, @heady wasp, @wanton anvil, @half magnet, @exotic saddle, @velvet dune, @warm root, @full path, @deep schooner, @upper night, and @open ravine
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@carmine cairn felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @carmine cairn died.

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@oak temple always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @oak temple died.

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@upper night asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@warm root started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@full path looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@wanton anvil filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@deep schooner tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@heady wasp tried to launch a poison dart frog at @exotic saddle through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @heady wasp has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @heady wasp died.

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@hexed notch had @half magnet lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @half magnet, this wasn't a magic show. @half magnet died.

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@exotic saddle tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @exotic saddle's mind right in front of their face. @exotic saddle died.

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@velvet dune put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @velvet dune whole. @velvet dune died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @wanton anvil begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@wanton anvil spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@wanton anvil’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@wanton anvil went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@warm root started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@full path tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@deep schooner tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@hexed notch searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@warm root didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @warm root died.

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@open ravine begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@hexed notch dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@deep schooner drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @deep schooner died.

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@open ravine bought a Gatligator and fired it at @upper night for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @open ravine furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@wanton anvil held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@upper night went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @upper night died.

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@hexed notch wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@full path was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@open ravine stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@raw moss made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @wanton anvil joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @wanton anvil died.

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@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@full path confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@hexed notch wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@full path thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @full path died.

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@open ravine used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @open ravine. @open ravine died.

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@hexed notch used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @hexed notch, who bounced, and ended up being right. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @open ravine
150 points go to 4th place: @full path
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @upper night
100 points go to 7th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @warm root
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog Apr 22, 2026, 11:43 PM

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near mortar Apr 22, 2026, 11:46 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 11:59 PM

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full path Apr 23, 2026, 12:00 AM

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shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 12:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 12:10 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 23, 2026, 12:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 12:19 AM

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long vine Apr 23, 2026, 12:29 AM

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half magnet Apr 23, 2026, 12:54 AM

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quick pebble Apr 23, 2026, 1:07 AM

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iron cairn Apr 23, 2026, 1:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 1:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @long vine, @quick pebble, @shell mantle, @urban fog, @full path, and @near mortar
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@urban fog put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@quick pebble recruited @full path as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@wanton anvil invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@iron cairn threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @wanton anvil would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@half magnet tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @half magnet died.

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@long vine tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @long vine died.

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@iron cairn sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@urban fog created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@near mortar baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@shell mantle multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@full path made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@quick pebble spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@carmine cairn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@urban fog tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @urban fog extremely rich.

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@carmine cairn calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@near mortar pickpocketed @iron cairn, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@quick pebble wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@full path and @shell mantle strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @full path suggested using cover against them. @shell mantle recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@carmine cairn's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @carmine cairn sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@urban fog ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@iron cairn tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @shell mantle farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @shell mantle died.

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@full path made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@near mortar wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@urban fog got burninated by Tim. @urban fog died.

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@quick pebble found @iron cairn sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@full path discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @full path died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @near mortar, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @near mortar was too boring.

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@near mortar took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @near mortar died.

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@iron cairn became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @carmine cairn had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @iron cairn's suffering. @iron cairn died.

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@quick pebble walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @quick pebble in disguise.

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@quick pebble's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @quick pebble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @quick pebble
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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iron cairn Apr 23, 2026, 1:38 AM

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deep schooner Apr 23, 2026, 1:42 AM

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long vine Apr 23, 2026, 1:43 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 23, 2026, 1:45 AM

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full path Apr 23, 2026, 2:04 AM

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deep shuttle Apr 23, 2026, 2:25 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 23, 2026, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog Apr 23, 2026, 2:35 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 23, 2026, 2:35 AM

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quick pebble Apr 23, 2026, 2:36 AM

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tardy steppe Apr 23, 2026, 2:43 AM

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near mortar Apr 23, 2026, 2:47 AM

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lime creek Apr 23, 2026, 2:50 AM

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tardy steppe Apr 23, 2026, 2:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:53 AM

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jagged echo Apr 23, 2026, 3:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:06 AM

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hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:27 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @tardy steppe, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @full path, @deep schooner, @jagged echo, @lime creek, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hexed notch and @jagged echo had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@carmine cairn realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @carmine cairn died.

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@tardy steppe found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@deep shuttle was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@long vine tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@deep shuttle gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @deep shuttle died.

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@exotic saddle and @near mortar attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@tardy steppe used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @tardy steppe died.

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@wanton anvil got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@urban fog used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@lime creek started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@quick pebble didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @quick pebble died.

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@long vine tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@urban fog has fallen, and they can't get up. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @iron cairn would soon die a gruesome death. @iron cairn ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@wanton anvil started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @full path forced them to put in some more effort.

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Low on health, @deep schooner hid from @near mortar by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @deep schooner died.

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@near mortar poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@full path became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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Santa Claus asked @wanton anvil what they wanted for Christmas. @wanton anvil replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@lime creek tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@exotic saddle relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@hexed notch damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@jagged echo ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @jagged echo died.

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@lime creek challenged @exotic saddle to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @exotic saddle's turn to win. @lime creek died.

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@hexed notch searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@iron cairn spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@wanton anvil joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@near mortar realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @near mortar died.

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@full path boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@full path spiced up @exotic saddle's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @exotic saddle died.

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@iron cairn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@hexed notch started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@hexed notch started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@wanton anvil's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @wanton anvil to notice them. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@full path, @hexed notch, and @iron cairn raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@full path was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @full path died.

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@iron cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@iron cairn was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @full path
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @jagged echo
100 points go to 9th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oblique lantern Apr 23, 2026, 3:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:40 AM

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@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 23, 2026, 3:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:40 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

full path Apr 23, 2026, 3:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:43 AM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 23, 2026, 3:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:44 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Apr 23, 2026, 3:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:46 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil Apr 23, 2026, 4:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 4:04 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

radiant wharf Apr 23, 2026, 4:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 4:07 AM

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@radiant wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 4:22 AM

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bb!register

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???

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stupid clankers

next hemlock Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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wooo eb chat!!

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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hi ylf

next hemlock Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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hiya

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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why did u broke clanker bot?

iron cairn Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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bb!register surely it’ll work for me

next hemlock Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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@glacial totem told me to

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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classic nubby

next hemlock Apr 23, 2026, 4:25 AM

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nubby forced me to farm 2.5 million carrots

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 4:26 AM

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now force feed all 2.5 million carrots to nubby

wanton anvil Apr 23, 2026, 4:31 AM

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bb!register

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Nope

next hemlock Apr 23, 2026, 4:33 AM

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hexed notch now force feed all 2.5 million carrots to nubby

i ated them all

shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 4:35 AM

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bb!register NPCGoblinTinkererStonks

oblique lantern Apr 23, 2026, 4:36 AM

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GG

shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 4:37 AM

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bb!register

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Re-logic didn't think of this

devout dew Apr 23, 2026, 4:40 AM

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oh its broken again

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madman fix yo bot

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 4:48 AM

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bb!register

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ah well

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The Winner is @waxen marlin

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @waxen marlin
500 points go to 2nd place: @goos
250 points go to 3rd place: @audio v1x3n
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 6th place: @KK
100 points go to 7th place: @Real
100 points go to 8th place: @Leaf
100 points go to 9th place: @L. Cultist
100 points go to 10th place: @Light Owl

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yey i totally won

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 4:50 AM

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bro really replaced me

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 4:50 AM

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yeh >:3

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 4:51 AM

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- get 30 of them
- submit one quest fih
- exit world and change ur name to something different
- join world and submit fih again 
- rinse and repeat till u get golden fishing rod```

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 4:51 AM

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yuh

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good idea

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except for im just waiting for 200 quests

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ykw tho imma js wait for sum like slimefish

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and js stockpile as many as i can get

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i do have an easy pylon set up so this should be super easy to just dep

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also i kinda wanna get another bottomless water bucket+infinite lava/honey sponge

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and then turn em into the ultimate sponge

shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 4:57 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 4:57 AM

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shell mantle There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the ba...

should have written in 33 mins

shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 4:57 AM

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waxen marlin should have written in 33 mins

unfortunately

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 4:58 AM

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waxen marlin and then turn em into the ultimate sponge

and since the only unbeaten boss is moon lord for me i can soon make a bottomless shimmer bucket

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I wish Relogic would add the ultimate bottomless bucket which works kinda like mitey-titey

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so u can select the kind of liquid ur placing

shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 5:01 AM

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True botomless bucket

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@waxen marlin discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @waxen marlin died.

livid shuttle Apr 23, 2026, 5:08 AM

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bb!register Oh!

shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 5:41 AM

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The Clanker is dead

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 5:49 AM

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@shell mantle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @shell mantle died.

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yk what would be horrible

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if i deleted a single space

shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 5:51 AM

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waxen marlin <@1489749631192666162> realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bea...

Now we have to replace the clanker

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@waxen marlin gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @waxen marlin died.

honest pine Apr 23, 2026, 6:14 AM

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dang what happened here

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only other glitvch i remmeber was when the dryad bot was in trivia

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@livid shuttle You have been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 6:17 AM

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@honest pine was free, free fallin'. @honest pine died.

honest pine Apr 23, 2026, 6:18 AM

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wasnt there one like @honest pine died. Wait isn't the death supposed to go at the end of the scene? Let me fix that. @honest pine died.

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along the lines like that

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@waxen marlin tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@waxen marlin drank a Molotov Cocktail. @waxen marlin died.

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yeah here we go

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ah so it WAS 'that'

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I do wonder tho, how many unique texts are thiere?

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@Crimson found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

azure sundial Apr 23, 2026, 6:26 AM

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so both trivia and eb die

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huh

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i will never get worlds champion at this rate

devout dew Apr 23, 2026, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@devout dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 23, 2026, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

azure sundial Apr 23, 2026, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:30 AM

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@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 23, 2026, 6:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:33 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 23, 2026, 6:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:48 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim pebble Apr 23, 2026, 6:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:53 AM

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@grim pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Apr 23, 2026, 6:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:59 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

random badger Apr 23, 2026, 7:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:02 AM

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@random badger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 7:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:13 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 7:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:25 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @grim pebble, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @radiant wharf, @azure sundial, @long vine, @random badger, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@hexed notch watched @fiery belfry go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @fiery belfry was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@long vine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@exotic saddle traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @grim pebble. @grim pebble died.

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@urban fog desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@hexed notch had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @hexed notch wasn't a pie. @hexed notch died.

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@waxen marlin distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@amber ermine wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @devout dew into an apple. @devout dew died.

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@wanton anvil saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @wanton anvil died.

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@radiant wharf was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @radiant wharf died.

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@long vine had the high ground, but @urban fog just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @long vine toppling to their doom. @long vine died.

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@full path appeared to be taking a group picture of @livid shuttle, @amber ermine, and @exotic saddle. @full path's selfie turned out great!

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@random badger was buried under an avalanche that @near mortar had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @random badger died.

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@waxen marlin explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@azure sundial managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@fiery belfry modified @amber ermine's Vortex Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @amber ermine was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @exotic saddle died.

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@full path brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@urban fog tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@azure sundial put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@urban fog was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @urban fog died.

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No one told @oblique lantern that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @oblique lantern died.

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@full path played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @full path. @full path died.

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@waxen marlin started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @waxen marlin died.

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@fiery belfry promised to @azure sundial that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@near mortar started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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A witch prophesized that @fiery belfry would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@livid shuttle was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @azure sundial's Star Cannon. @near mortar died.

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@fiery belfry claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@fiery belfry placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Minishark.

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Someone let the dogs out! @fiery belfry tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @azure sundial!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @azure sundial
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @near mortar
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

radiant wharf Apr 23, 2026, 7:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:39 AM

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@radiant wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

shell mantle Apr 23, 2026, 7:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:40 AM

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@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 23, 2026, 7:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:41 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 23, 2026, 7:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:43 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 23, 2026, 7:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:47 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

azure sundial Apr 23, 2026, 7:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:58 AM

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@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half gulch Apr 23, 2026, 8:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:01 AM

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@half gulch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

warm root Apr 23, 2026, 8:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:10 AM

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@warm root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 23, 2026, 8:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:16 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 8:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:25 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 23, 2026, 8:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:28 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @half gulch, @fiery belfry, @radiant wharf, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @urban fog, @warm root, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@warm root sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@half gulch asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @half gulch died.

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@fiery belfry did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @fiery belfry died.

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@radiant wharf spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@amber ermine fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tranquil wyvern. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@raw moss tried to attack @shell mantle with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@shell mantle sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @shell mantle died.

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@urban fog tried to get @azure sundial to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@warm root couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @warm root died.

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@radiant wharf drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@livid shuttle angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @livid shuttle's floating house. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@tranquil wyvern took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@azure sundial had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tranquil wyvern sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @raw moss managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@radiant wharf was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @radiant wharf died.

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@hexed notch was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @tranquil wyvern's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch started blocking @raw moss's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@hexed notch literally can't even. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss knocked furiously on @azure sundial's door while holding an axe. @azure sundial shouted, "Who's there?"

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@azure sundial was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @azure sundial died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @azure sundial
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @radiant wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @warm root
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@urban fog ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @urban fog died.

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@warm root defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @warm root died.

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@warped rampart angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@tranquil wyvern looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@thorny otter started barking like a dog while chasing @long vine.

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@oblique lantern mistook @raw moss's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @oblique lantern died.

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@livid shuttle compressed @warped rampart until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @warped rampart died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @raw moss was the bartender, @thorny otter was the DJ, and @waxen marlin was the pinata. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tranquil wyvern found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@livid shuttle found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @livid shuttle died.

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@thorny otter took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @thorny otter died.

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@hexed notch loves @raw moss to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Nimbus Rod.

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@raw moss tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@long vine didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@raw moss looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@long vine went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @thorny otter
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @warped rampart
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @warm root

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@azure sundial tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@raw moss 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @rain lotus to death. @rain lotus died.

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@azure sundial forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @azure sundial died.

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@livid shuttle kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@jolly swift set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@warm root decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@hexed notch complained that they had no life, so @oblique lantern used a Life Drain to take @amber ermine's life and give it to @hexed notch. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava kept talking, but stopped after @thorny otter held up their hand. @thorny otter demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@proud lava ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @proud lava said "thanks, you too." @proud lava died.

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@hexed notch tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @long vine and @thorny otter, who did not approve of gambling.

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@warm root found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@warm root thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @warm root died.

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@waxen marlin complained to @jolly swift that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@livid shuttle told @oblique lantern to bite the dust. In response, @oblique lantern took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@livid shuttle started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@raw moss found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@thorny otter tried to shoot an apple off of @oblique lantern's head. @thorny otter's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @oblique lantern died.

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@long vine drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@jolly swift decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@waxen marlin suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @livid shuttle's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @jolly swift - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @jolly swift then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @thorny otter, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @thorny otter died.

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@long vine tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@hexed notch's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@long vine got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@long vine swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @warm root

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@hexed notch went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @hexed notch died.

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@wanton anvil read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @long vine died.

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@waxen marlin tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@quick pebble uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @quick pebble died.

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@half magnet dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @amber ermine's face. @amber ermine died.

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@past dagger gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @past dagger died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@waxen marlin used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@warm root's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @warm root died.

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@full path tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@tranquil wyvern broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@waxen marlin tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@waxen marlin tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @waxen marlin died.

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@full path summoned a solar eclipse while @carmine cairn was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @full path died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @carmine cairn in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @full path
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @warm root
150 points go to 6th place: @past dagger
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @random badger, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @sonic dew
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@half magnet started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @half magnet soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @half magnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @long vine, who was out swimming that day. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @full path had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@amber ermine likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @amber ermine probably liked trains a bit too much. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@proud lava tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @proud lava then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @proud lava died.

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@full path thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @full path died.

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@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@wanton anvil was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @wanton anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@random badger sniped @sonic dew with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @random badger, it was opposite day. @random badger died.

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@iron cairn traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @iron cairn died.

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@hexed notch had a wholesome reunion with @jolly swift, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@carmine cairn was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @hexed notch with its horns. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@sonic dew found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@jolly swift gave @sonic dew Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @sonic dew died.

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@jolly swift tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Shadewood Sword. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@steel sentinel programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @sonic dew
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @random badger
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

jolly swift Apr 23, 2026, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:38 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil Apr 23, 2026, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:38 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sonic dew Apr 23, 2026, 2:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:39 PM

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full path Apr 23, 2026, 2:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:39 PM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud light Apr 23, 2026, 2:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:39 PM

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@proud light, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 23, 2026, 2:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:51 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 23, 2026, 2:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:52 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

random badger Apr 23, 2026, 2:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:58 PM

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@random badger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thorny otter Apr 23, 2026, 2:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:59 PM

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@thorny otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Apr 23, 2026, 3:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:06 PM

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble Apr 23, 2026, 3:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:07 PM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 23, 2026, 3:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:09 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 3:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:21 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 23, 2026, 3:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

iron cairn Apr 23, 2026, 3:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:30 PM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @long vine, @random badger, @steel sentinel, @proud light, @full path, @waxen marlin, @thorny otter, and @sonic dew
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sonic dew tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@jolly swift baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @jolly swift died.

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@full path used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@wanton anvil had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @quick pebble shot them with an arrow. @wanton anvil died.

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@half magnet died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @half magnet died.

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@quick pebble ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @quick pebble died.

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@random badger and @long vine played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @random badger was the chicken. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @iron cairn excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of @proud light trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @proud light at a Sawmill. @proud light died.

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@iron cairn teleported behind @full path using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @full path died.

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@steel sentinel somehow convinced @waxen marlin that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @waxen marlin died.

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@thorny otter ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @thorny otter's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @thorny otter died.

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@random badger tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@iron cairn got tired of @sonic dew constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @sonic dew died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @tranquil wyvern didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@random badger curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @random badger in half. @random badger died.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@steel sentinel tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@iron cairn received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @iron cairn died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @steel sentinel over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@steel sentinel started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @random badger
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sonic dew
100 points go to 7th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @proud light

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

sonic dew Apr 23, 2026, 3:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:37 PM

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@sonic dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 3:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:38 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Apr 23, 2026, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:40 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 23, 2026, 3:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:43 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

devout dew Apr 23, 2026, 3:50 PM

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bb!register