#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 204

gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 12:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @marble socket, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @keen cradle, @quick pebble, @long vine, @proud lava, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@raw moss was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@long vine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@brave shore and @keen cradle played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@keen cradle accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @keen cradle died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @quick pebble. Apparently, not that many. @quick pebble died.

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@livid shuttle hid an actuator in @long vine's lunch. Later that day, @long vine stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @long vine died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @fiery belfry tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@proud lava's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @proud lava died.

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@marble socket hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @marble socket could pull it to shore.

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@waxen marlin saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @waxen marlin died.

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@fiery belfry looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@brave shore pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @brave shore died.

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@livid shuttle swung a Starfury at @pastel timber, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@raw moss tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@fiery belfry trash talked @livid shuttle, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @fiery belfry suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@livid shuttle tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @marble socket broke their fall with their own body. @marble socket died.

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@pastel timber sat on a wall. @pastel timber had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @pastel timber together again. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @raw moss died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @carmine cairn that there was something stuck in their teeth. @carmine cairn checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Apr 20, 2026, 12:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 12:39 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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marble socket Apr 20, 2026, 12:44 PM

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quick pebble Apr 20, 2026, 12:49 PM

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long vine Apr 20, 2026, 12:54 PM

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amber ermine Apr 20, 2026, 12:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 20, 2026, 1:03 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 20, 2026, 1:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 1:10 PM

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dreamy sinew Apr 20, 2026, 1:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 1:27 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 20, 2026, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 1:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @marble socket, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, and @dreamy sinew
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@marble socket was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @marble socket died.

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@raw moss and @quick pebble found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@long vine threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @long vine as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @steel sentinel, but it was very satisfying.

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@amber ermine verbally roasted @quick pebble so hard that they burst into flames. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@tranquil wyvern found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@amber ermine got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @amber ermine died.

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@dreamy sinew saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @dreamy sinew died.

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@fiery belfry ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@carmine cairn tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@steel sentinel started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@carmine cairn accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @carmine cairn, go jump off that cliff. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@steel sentinel tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Slap Hand instead of a Bug Net.

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@raw moss saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@raw moss swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @dreamy sinew
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @marble socket

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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marble socket Apr 20, 2026, 1:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 1:38 PM

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raw moss Apr 20, 2026, 1:40 PM

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amber ermine Apr 20, 2026, 1:51 PM

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lime creek Apr 20, 2026, 1:57 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 20, 2026, 1:59 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 20, 2026, 2:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 2:10 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 20, 2026, 2:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 2:11 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 20, 2026, 2:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 2:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 2:30 PM

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proper wedge Apr 20, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

rocky crown Apr 20, 2026, 2:34 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 2:34 PM

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jolly swift Apr 20, 2026, 2:38 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 20, 2026, 2:40 PM

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proud lava Apr 20, 2026, 2:52 PM

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radiant wharf Apr 20, 2026, 3:00 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 20, 2026, 3:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 3:14 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Apr 20, 2026, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 3:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @marble socket, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @radiant wharf, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @velvet dune, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @rocky crown, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery belfry used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @fiery belfry died.

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@proud lava was arrested for killing @proper wedge with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @proper wedge died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @amber ermine was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @proud lava died.

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@waxen marlin told @jolly swift that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @jolly swift took those words literally and peeled @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

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@radiant wharf used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@rocky crown tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @rocky crown died.

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@tranquil wyvern messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@velvet dune finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @carmine cairn caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@lime creek put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @lime creek died.

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@radiant wharf got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @radiant wharf died.

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@marble socket found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @carmine cairn to check it out. @carmine cairn decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@velvet dune spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@velvet dune joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss, @jolly swift, and @steel sentinel formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@jolly swift's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @jolly swift died.

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@marble socket iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @marble socket died.

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@raw moss passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@tranquil wyvern snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@steel sentinel sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@raw moss created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @raw moss's artistic genius.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 8th place: @radiant wharf
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @rocky crown

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

marble socket Apr 20, 2026, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 3:39 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 20, 2026, 3:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 20, 2026, 4:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 4:00 PM

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proud lava Apr 20, 2026, 4:03 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 20, 2026, 4:09 PM

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raw moss Apr 20, 2026, 4:10 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 20, 2026, 4:20 PM

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hexed notch Apr 20, 2026, 4:24 PM

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jolly swift Apr 20, 2026, 4:24 PM

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sharp raft Apr 20, 2026, 4:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 4:25 PM

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next hemlock Apr 20, 2026, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 4:27 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @marble socket, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @sharp raft, @next hemlock, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @livid shuttle's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @raw moss died.

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@proud lava underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @proud lava died.

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@waxen marlin snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @waxen marlin some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @waxen marlin died.

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@marble socket dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @sharp raft fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@tranquil wyvern started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@livid shuttle gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift told @hexed notch that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @hexed notch vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@next hemlock tried to instigate drama against @sharp raft, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @next hemlock used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @sharp raft died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@marble socket made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @marble socket rich and famous.

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After an intense fight, @steel sentinel was beaten by @marble socket in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @marble socket told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@hexed notch learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @hexed notch died.

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@next hemlock escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@jolly swift fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@marble socket sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @marble socket died.

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@next hemlock had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @steel sentinel was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@jolly swift tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @jolly swift died.

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@next hemlock used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @next hemlock died.

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@steel sentinel crafted @carmine cairn into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp raft
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Apr 20, 2026, 4:41 PM

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urban fog Apr 20, 2026, 4:48 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 20, 2026, 5:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 20, 2026, 5:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:04 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 20, 2026, 5:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:08 PM

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simple robin Apr 20, 2026, 5:08 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 20, 2026, 5:25 PM

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shell mantle Apr 20, 2026, 5:29 PM

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marble socket Apr 20, 2026, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hexed notch Apr 20, 2026, 6:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 20, 2026, 6:10 PM

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jolly swift Apr 20, 2026, 6:17 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @marble socket, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @shell mantle, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, and @waxen marlin
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@jolly swift invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@waxen marlin was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@shell mantle found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@marble socket got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @marble socket died.

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@hexed notch almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@raw moss went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@urban fog went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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Several players decided to form a band. @exotic saddle was the trumpet, @urban fog was the clarinetist, @tranquil wyvern was the drummer, and @shell mantle was the drum. @shell mantle died.

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@carmine cairn talked with @hexed notch about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@exotic saddle accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @exotic saddle died.

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@waxen marlin found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@urban fog challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @urban fog died.

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@simple robin wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @simple robin's head. @simple robin died.

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@tranquil wyvern was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @hexed notch caught them in time.

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@steel sentinel walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@waxen marlin started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@carmine cairn adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @steel sentinel wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @carmine cairn all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@hexed notch shot @steel sentinel with a Water Gun. @steel sentinel shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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The sun burnt @carmine cairn into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @hexed notch to death. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@steel sentinel tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @steel sentinel quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@carmine cairn used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @shell mantle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @simple robin, @grizzled canopy, @turbid skiff, and @abstract thunder
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@iron cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @shell mantle, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @shell mantle died.

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@urban fog followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @urban fog discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@simple robin was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @simple robin died.

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@jolly swift and @grizzled canopy fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @jolly swift won by breaking @grizzled canopy's spine. @grizzled canopy died.

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@steel sentinel aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@abstract thunder went AFK in their gel farm. @jolly swift set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @abstract thunder died.

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@hexed notch hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern shot @iron cairn in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@carmine cairn started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@turbid skiff skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @turbid skiff died.

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@steel sentinel tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@tranquil wyvern was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@jolly swift and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @tranquil wyvern tattled on them.

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@steel sentinel saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern spotted a Razorblade Typhoon on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@jolly swift offered to add a gold trim to @steel sentinel's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@tranquil wyvern sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine cairn thought her hands were more interesting.

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@jolly swift made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @carmine cairn, but it refused to listen because @steel sentinel didn't have enough badges.

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@steel sentinel followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @simple robin

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @long vine, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @grizzled canopy
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@long vine asked @amber ermine if they "knew the way". @amber ermine didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@exotic saddle tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @amber ermine's head instead. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@steel sentinel and @shell mantle started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @steel sentinel took out their actual shotgun. @shell mantle died.

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@glacial totem found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@iron cairn tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@exotic saddle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @exotic saddle died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@tranquil wyvern built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@steel sentinel tried to kill @quick pebble, but failed to ask for consent.

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@glacial totem constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@long vine wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @urban fog alive. @urban fog died.

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@grizzled canopy used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @grizzled canopy died.

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@glacial totem wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @iron cairn. @iron cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@steel sentinel took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @quick pebble's Rod of Discord.

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@tranquil wyvern took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@long vine tried to throw a North Pole at @quick pebble before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@steel sentinel drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@quick pebble wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn was infected by a zombie virus. @carmine cairn died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@long vine tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@carmine cairn was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @carmine cairn's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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urban fog Apr 20, 2026, 9:55 PM

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shut plume Apr 20, 2026, 10:20 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @pallid ocean, @deep shuttle, @marble socket, @fiery belfry, @clever sundial, @iron cairn, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @shut plume, @trim ether, and @cyan mango
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@trim ether yelled, "Duck!" @glacial totem excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @glacial totem died.

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@pallid ocean found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @pallid ocean died.

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@iron cairn found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@cyan mango tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @cyan mango's mouth.

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@deep shuttle was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@clever sundial hadn't seen @shut plume in a long time, and missed them. @shut plume aimed a Sniper Rifle at @clever sundial from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @clever sundial died.

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@iron cairn went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@long vine watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@cyan mango used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@urban fog chewed some gum. It made @urban fog feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @urban fog died.

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@shut plume jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @shut plume died.

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@fiery belfry found the Last Prism. Then @steel sentinel found another one, meaning that @fiery belfry's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@deep shuttle was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@fiery belfry watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@cyan mango had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@trim ether had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@trim ether ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @trim ether died.

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@long vine blew @marble socket to bits using an exploding bed. @marble socket died.

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@cyan mango and @steel sentinel played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@cyan mango went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @cyan mango died.

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@fiery belfry tried to use forbidden magic to erase @long vine from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @long vine die, so nothing actually happened.

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@fiery belfry tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@fiery belfry learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@steel sentinel played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @steel sentinel died.

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@deep shuttle decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @deep shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @deep shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @cyan mango
150 points go to 6th place: @marble socket
100 points go to 7th place: @trim ether
100 points go to 8th place: @shut plume
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @iron cairn

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @iron cairn, @long vine, @quick pebble, @brazen plaza, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @trim ether, and @shut plume
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@glacial totem purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@quick pebble considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@urban fog put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @urban fog died.

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After @shut plume drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @shut plume died.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@long vine warned @iron cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @iron cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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After @trim ether went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @trim ether died.

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@brazen plaza started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @iron cairn and @quick pebble.

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@velvet dune opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@carmine cairn crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @carmine cairn's entire body.

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@long vine soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @long vine dyed.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @glacial totem wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@steel sentinel trapped @carmine cairn in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@quick pebble was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @quick pebble died.

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@iron cairn lured @velvet dune into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @velvet dune's dust allergy! @velvet dune died.

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@iron cairn fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@glacial totem painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@carmine cairn couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@long vine made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @brazen plaza walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@carmine cairn went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@brazen plaza challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @brazen plaza died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @long vine is now goo. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@glacial totem was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @trim ether
100 points go to 10th place: @shut plume

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@near mortar tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@urban fog invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@deep shuttle tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@quick pebble decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @quick pebble died.

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After years of research, @long vine found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @long vine died.

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@urban fog saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@near mortar drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @near mortar died.

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@fiery belfry was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @fiery belfry died.

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@iron cairn asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@deep shuttle escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@trim ether wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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While playing at the beach, @deep shuttle buried @trim ether in the sand. It took @trim ether several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@carmine cairn and @trim ether found themselves falling from a considerable height. @carmine cairn landed in a pool of water. @trim ether did not. @trim ether died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@iron cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @iron cairn unlocked the power of flight!

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@iron cairn got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @iron cairn died.

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@deep shuttle hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@carmine cairn planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@carmine cairn rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @deep shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @deep shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @trim ether
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @next hemlock, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @remote pumice, @long vine, @versed quail, @velvet dune, @golden stone, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
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@fiery belfry thought they assassinated @long vine, but it was just @fiery belfry in disguise. Huh? @fiery belfry died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @remote pumice. Queen Bee died.

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@velvet dune started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@iron cairn wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@carmine cairn told @next hemlock to step off their carpet, which they did. @carmine cairn proceeded to murder @next hemlock, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @next hemlock died.

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@quick pebble managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @quick pebble found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @quick pebble died.

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@livid shuttle shot a sand block at @golden stone with a Sandgun, but @golden stone managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@remote pumice activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @remote pumice died.

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@versed quail tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@long vine flexed so hard on @golden stone that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @golden stone died.

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@livid shuttle threw a snowball at @iron cairn. To counter this, @iron cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@versed quail accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @versed quail died.

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@velvet dune equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @iron cairn into approaching. @velvet dune then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @iron cairn with two Sniper Rifle shots. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn had a very merry unbirthday party together. @long vine found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@velvet dune won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@signal minnow donned a Martian costume and chased @hexed notch in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @hexed notch died.

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@velvet dune thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@velvet dune went down @signal minnow's chimney to deliver presents, but @signal minnow's fireplace was still in use. @velvet dune died.

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@long vine and @raw moss were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @long vine played solitaire. @raw moss stood behind them and watched.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @signal minnow's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn tried to assassinate @long vine, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@long vine covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@long vine lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @raw moss was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@raw moss came out of @carmine cairn's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@raw moss summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@raw moss summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @carmine cairn's life points directly. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @versed quail
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @golden stone

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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quick pebble Apr 21, 2026, 3:36 AM

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raw moss Apr 21, 2026, 3:46 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 21, 2026, 4:27 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @olive beacon, @oblique lantern, @near mortar, and @signal minnow
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@deep shuttle built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @deep shuttle died.

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@oblique lantern couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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After opening a present, @hexed notch discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@long vine decisively vanquished @quick pebble through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn modified @exotic saddle's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @exotic saddle was never seen again. @exotic saddle died.

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@iron cairn donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@olive beacon took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@raw moss drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @signal minnow appeared instead.

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@near mortar thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@signal minnow broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@iron cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@near mortar tried to explain to @carmine cairn that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @carmine cairn countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @near mortar died.

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@signal minnow drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @signal minnow died.

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@olive beacon's face was scorched off after @oblique lantern took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @olive beacon died.

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@carmine cairn marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@oblique lantern explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@hexed notch found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@iron cairn was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@hexed notch challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@oblique lantern made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @oblique lantern died.

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@long vine gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @iron cairn, who was in the front row. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine drew swords on the ground. @raw moss started stomping all over them. Furious, @long vine picked one up and stabbed @raw moss with it.. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @carmine cairn's ego received a small boost.

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@long vine went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @long vine. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@long vine placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @olive beacon
100 points go to 8th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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@austere stag, @raw moss, @devout dew, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @amber ermine, @supple tendon, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @forest pond, @potent talon, @waxen marlin, @near mortar, and @next topaz
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@devout dew tried to strike @waxen marlin down, but @waxen marlin instead became more powerful than @devout dew could possibly imagine.

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@austere stag pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @austere stag died.

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@devout dew stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @devout dew died.

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@quick pebble accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @quick pebble was forgiven.

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@forest pond pumped @raw moss full of lead. No one was hurt, but @raw moss's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@azure sundial tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @azure sundial died.

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@potent talon told @iron cairn a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @iron cairn died.

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Out of boredom, @fiery belfry used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@pastel timber shot their Musket to the left of @quick pebble just to scare them. @quick pebble heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @quick pebble died.

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@near mortar and @supple tendon were about to face off, but @near mortar had to run off to the restroom first.

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@urban fog tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@amber ermine found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @amber ermine walked out the door.

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A zombie snuck up on @amber ermine and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @urban fog died.

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@forest pond's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @forest pond died.

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@raw moss wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@next topaz was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @potent talon. @potent talon died.

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@long vine woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@waxen marlin read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @waxen marlin then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @waxen marlin died.

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@near mortar was in the middle of taking a shower when @supple tendon took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @near mortar died.

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@pastel timber stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @pastel timber blinked first.

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@supple tendon wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @supple tendon died.

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@next topaz tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @next topaz died.

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@pastel timber tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @pastel timber. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @long vine died.

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@fiery belfry contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @next topaz
150 points go to 6th place: @supple tendon
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @forest pond

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @rustic coral, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @supple tendon, @pastel timber, @urban fog, and @livid shuttle
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@raw moss spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @raw moss still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @raw moss died.

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@supple tendon was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@long vine used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @long vine died.

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@urban fog was walked on by a Martian Walker. @urban fog died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @devout dew disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@fiery belfry dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @fiery belfry is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@livid shuttle invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @livid shuttle died.

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@rustic coral started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@azure sundial found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@supple tendon got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @supple tendon died.

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@devout dew almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@rustic coral woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @rustic coral died.

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@tranquil wyvern playfully poked @hexed notch and laughed. @hexed notch playfully poked them back with a Scourge of the Corruptor. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@azure sundial underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@hexed notch accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @hexed notch died.

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@devout dew planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@pastel timber was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@azure sundial was ordered by @devout dew to sing a song or be killed. @azure sundial tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @azure sundial died.

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@fiery belfry shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @fiery belfry's head. @fiery belfry died.

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@devout dew's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@pastel timber found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@devout dew went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@pastel timber decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @devout dew!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @devout dew
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 8th place: @supple tendon
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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There are 14 players remaining.
@marble socket, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @supple tendon, @pastel timber, @west rover, @abstract thunder, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @dim sphinx
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@raw moss tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @raw moss died.

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@dim sphinx found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@brave shore had a sleepover with @marble socket, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@tranquil wyvern did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @amber ermine, who happened to be passing by.

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@abstract thunder played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@amber ermine became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @amber ermine died.

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@abstract thunder fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @abstract thunder died.

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@pastel timber started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@waxen marlin tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @waxen marlin died.

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@west rover got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@livid shuttle finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @livid shuttle died.

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@azure sundial chased @supple tendon with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @supple tendon died.

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@marble socket began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@brave shore insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @azure sundial insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @azure sundial, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @azure sundial died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a hill and started to roll down it. @tranquil wyvern was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@brave shore encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @brave shore decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@west rover played rock-paper-scissors with @pastel timber. @west rover played paper. @pastel timber played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @west rover was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @west rover died.

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@marble socket's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@dim sphinx tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@pastel timber, @marble socket, and @brave shore made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@fiery belfry spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@marble socket drank a Molotov Cocktail. @marble socket died.

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@pastel timber was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@brave shore somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@fiery belfry rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@dim sphinx was furious at @pastel timber for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @dim sphinx's special someone!

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@brave shore stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@pastel timber reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @pastel timber died.

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@dim sphinx silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @fiery belfry's back, which then integrated itself into @fiery belfry's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@brave shore was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@fiery belfry was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @fiery belfry into the freezing cold water. @fiery belfry died.

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@dim sphinx bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @dim sphinx was blown to smithereens. @dim sphinx died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @dim sphinx
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @west rover
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 9th place: @supple tendon
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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long vine Apr 21, 2026, 10:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 10:50 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 21, 2026, 11:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 11:04 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 11:21 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Apr 21, 2026, 11:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 11:21 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Apr 21, 2026, 11:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 11:33 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 21, 2026, 12:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:18 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 21, 2026, 12:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:20 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Apr 21, 2026, 12:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:21 PM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@marble socket, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @turbid skiff, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@marble socket was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @marble socket lived.

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@amber ermine thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @marble socket was caught in the crossfire. @marble socket died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @long vine accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@proud lava tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@hexed notch murdered @raw moss by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@proud lava was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @proud lava died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @fiery belfry spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@livid shuttle declared that 64 was their favorite number. @hexed notch wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @livid shuttle by stabbing them 64 times. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @long vine and @turbid skiff ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@long vine learned all of @hexed notch's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@turbid skiff's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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Hey @hexed notch, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@turbid skiff took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern slammed @fiery belfry into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @tranquil wyvern, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @marble socket

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

pastel timber Apr 21, 2026, 12:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:41 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 21, 2026, 12:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:46 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 21, 2026, 12:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:54 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 21, 2026, 12:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:55 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 21, 2026, 1:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 1:27 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 21, 2026, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 1:28 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

long vine Apr 21, 2026, 1:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 1:30 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

radiant wharf Apr 21, 2026, 1:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 1:54 PM

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@radiant wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 21, 2026, 2:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 2:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn Apr 21, 2026, 2:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 2:22 PM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Apr 21, 2026, 2:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 2:27 PM

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @radiant wharf, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, and @pastel timber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine took aim at @long vine from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@fiery belfry received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Xenopopper. Obviously, this failed.

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A mysterious stranger gave @half magnet a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @radiant wharf with it. However, @half magnet clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @half magnet died.

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@long vine's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@iron cairn got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.