#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 200

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 2:39 AM

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@carmine cairn soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @carmine cairn dyed.

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@carmine cairn realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @toxic estuary
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 9th place: @unique comet
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Apr 16, 2026, 2:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 2:40 AM

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raw moss Apr 16, 2026, 2:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 2:40 AM

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toxic estuary Apr 16, 2026, 2:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 2:40 AM

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glacial totem Apr 16, 2026, 2:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 2:45 AM

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vestal arch Apr 16, 2026, 2:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 2:48 AM

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brazen isle Apr 16, 2026, 3:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 3:03 AM

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urban fog Apr 16, 2026, 3:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 3:04 AM

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signal minnow Apr 16, 2026, 3:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 3:10 AM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 16, 2026, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 3:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

waxen marlin Apr 16, 2026, 3:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 3:36 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Apr 16, 2026, 4:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:01 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 16, 2026, 4:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:01 AM

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proper wedge Apr 16, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:29 AM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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pastel timber Apr 16, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @brazen isle, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @proper wedge, @long vine, @pastel timber, @proud lava, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @vestal arch, @toxic estuary, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brazen isle got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @brazen isle wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @brazen isle was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@glacial totem got stuck in @long vine's Rod of Discord farm. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @carmine cairn died.

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@brazen isle was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @brazen isle died.

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@proud lava found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @pastel timber, who silenced @proud lava by filling their hiding place with water. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@urban fog played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @waxen marlin died.

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@toxic estuary watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@proper wedge tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@vestal arch equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @proper wedge chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @vestal arch's shattered corpse. @vestal arch died.

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@fiery belfry overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@pastel timber tried to use forbidden magic to erase @long vine from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @long vine die, so nothing actually happened.

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While playing at the beach, @raw moss buried @signal minnow in the sand. It took @signal minnow several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@signal minnow vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @signal minnow died.

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@toxic estuary suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @toxic estuary died.

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@long vine was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@fiery belfry wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@fiery belfry was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@proper wedge tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @proper wedge was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @proper wedge died.

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@long vine used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@raw moss started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@pastel timber tried hacking into @raw moss's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @raw moss's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@long vine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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The sun burnt @pastel timber into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@pastel timber didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @toxic estuary
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Apr 16, 2026, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:40 AM

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pastel timber Apr 16, 2026, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:40 AM

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raw moss Apr 16, 2026, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:41 AM

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urban fog Apr 16, 2026, 4:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:52 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 16, 2026, 4:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:54 AM

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signal minnow Apr 16, 2026, 4:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 4:55 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 16, 2026, 5:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:03 AM

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vestal arch Apr 16, 2026, 5:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:13 AM

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glacial totem Apr 16, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:28 AM

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hexed notch Apr 16, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:28 AM

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soft lark Apr 16, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:28 AM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @vestal arch, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hexed notch accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@soft lark boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@long vine started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @long vine - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @long vine then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@vestal arch was arrested for killing @glacial totem with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @glacial totem died.

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@exotic saddle wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @exotic saddle died.

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@pastel timber and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@tranquil wyvern spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@signal minnow became convinced that @urban fog was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @urban fog, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@vestal arch performed an interpretive dance for @tranquil wyvern and @soft lark as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @urban fog was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @urban fog had ever been in. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber kept talking, but stopped after @long vine held up their hand. @long vine demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@hexed notch was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@signal minnow used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@vestal arch wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@vestal arch tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @vestal arch keeled over from a heart attack. @vestal arch died.

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@signal minnow used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @signal minnow died.

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@soft lark and @pastel timber swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@long vine placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Flintlock Pistol.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @tranquil wyvern was flattened by a road roller. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@soft lark knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@pastel timber joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @pastel timber was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@hexed notch pranked @long vine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@raw moss snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@soft lark and @pastel timber played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@long vine was furious at @hexed notch for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @long vine's special someone!

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@raw moss decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@pastel timber became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @pastel timber died.

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@soft lark found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@soft lark was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @soft lark died.

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@hexed notch followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @hexed notch discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@long vine laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@long vine decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Apr 16, 2026, 5:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:41 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 16, 2026, 5:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:42 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vestal arch Apr 16, 2026, 5:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:49 AM

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pastel timber Apr 16, 2026, 5:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:50 AM

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signal minnow Apr 16, 2026, 5:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 5:54 AM

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hardy patio Apr 16, 2026, 6:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:04 AM

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near mortar Apr 16, 2026, 6:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:16 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 16, 2026, 6:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:19 AM

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hexed notch Apr 16, 2026, 6:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:21 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

crude osprey Apr 16, 2026, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:22 AM

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@crude osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Apr 16, 2026, 6:24 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:24 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 16, 2026, 6:26 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:26 AM

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@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 16, 2026, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @crude osprey, @long vine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @waxen marlin, @vestal arch, @near mortar, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@waxen marlin beat @long vine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @long vine died.

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@urban fog was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@signal minnow recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@hardy patio opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@potent talon and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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While riding on minecart rails, @potent talon accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @potent talon died.

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@waxen marlin fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @hexed notch. @waxen marlin died.

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@signal minnow had @vestal arch lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @vestal arch, this wasn't a magic show. @vestal arch died.

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@hardy patio returned to their house, only to find that @raw moss had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@near mortar ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @near mortar said "thanks, you too." @near mortar died.

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@signal minnow went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @signal minnow died.

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@crude osprey mistook @hexed notch's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @crude osprey died.

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@pastel timber heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @pastel timber stopped because their voice became horse.

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@hexed notch made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @pastel timber died.

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@hardy patio was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @crude osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

urban fog Apr 16, 2026, 6:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:39 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Apr 16, 2026, 6:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:55 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 16, 2026, 6:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:56 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 16, 2026, 6:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:56 AM

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@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 16, 2026, 6:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 6:58 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 16, 2026, 7:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 7:02 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 16, 2026, 7:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 7:20 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 16, 2026, 7:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 7:21 AM

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azure sundial Apr 16, 2026, 7:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 7:21 AM

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lapis python Apr 16, 2026, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 7:28 AM

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turbid skiff Apr 16, 2026, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 7:28 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 16, 2026, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 7:29 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Apr 16, 2026, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 16, 2026, 7:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @long vine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @lapis python, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore pulled out their Ice Blade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @brave shore pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@long vine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @fiery belfry and @raw moss's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio asked for @waxen marlin's autograph. At first, @waxen marlin was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@lapis python and @urban fog engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @urban fog blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@waxen marlin thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @brave shore alive. @brave shore died.

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@hardy patio started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@raw moss made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@fiery belfry tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@turbid skiff was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @turbid skiff died.

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@azure sundial baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @azure sundial died.

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@lapis python headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @fiery belfry had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@raw moss tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@pastel timber rescued @fiery belfry from drowning, but in reverse. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@pastel timber needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@hexed notch joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @hexed notch died.

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@lapis python wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@lapis python begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@raw moss took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@pastel timber found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@pastel timber walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @pastel timber died.

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@hardy patio sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@lapis python told @raw moss a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@lapis python contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @lapis python died.

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@raw moss and @hardy patio were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @raw moss played solitaire. @hardy patio stood behind them and watched.

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@hardy patio tried to attack @raw moss by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @lapis python
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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@turbid skiff and @drowsy hull relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@tranquil wyvern let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@pastel timber used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@hardy patio found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@long vine went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@prisma seal got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @prisma seal died.

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@raw moss contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@lapis python added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@turbid skiff thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@raw moss broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @raw moss died.

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@hardy patio looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@lapis python and @long vine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @lapis python won by breaking @long vine's spine. @long vine died.

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@drowsy hull fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @drowsy hull died.

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@azure sundial found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @azure sundial pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@turbid skiff hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @tranquil wyvern extremely rich.

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@hardy patio was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@azure sundial had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@tranquil wyvern had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a pie. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@azure sundial was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @pastel timber's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @pastel timber died.

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@azure sundial took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @azure sundial died.

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@hardy patio cut through @lapis python with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @lapis python died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @lapis python
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @prisma seal

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@tough umbra swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @tough umbra died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @prisma seal's. @prisma seal died.

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@azure sundial was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @azure sundial died.

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@fiery belfry thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@long vine used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@livid shuttle was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @livid shuttle died.

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@lapis python started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@prime anvil got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @prime anvil, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @prime anvil died.

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@lapis python dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @lapis python died.

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@hardy patio built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@turbid skiff was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@tranquil wyvern was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@hardy patio was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@fiery belfry fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@fiery belfry stopped a meteor from crushing @hardy patio and @long vine with their own body. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@hardy patio accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @lapis python
100 points go to 7th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 10th place: @prisma seal

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@tough umbra realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tough umbra died.

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@raw moss fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @quick pebble begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@quick pebble spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@quick pebble’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@quick pebble went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@hexed notch invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @waxen marlin, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber and @fiery belfry got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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While exploring the Jungle, @livid shuttle needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@signal minnow received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@turbid skiff, @hardy patio, and @hexed notch formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@long vine made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @quick pebble. @quick pebble died.

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@pastel timber thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@remote pumice invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@fiery belfry suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@pastel timber read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @pastel timber died.

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@fiery belfry suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@hexed notch was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @hexed notch died.

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@turbid skiff has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @turbid skiff woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@hardy patio spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss sang a song to try to impress @remote pumice, @turbid skiff, and @long vine. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@remote pumice tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@turbid skiff hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@long vine forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@raw moss splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @turbid skiff observed disapprovingly.

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@turbid skiff drank a Molotov Cocktail. @turbid skiff died.

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@remote pumice challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@long vine tried to deal a finishing blow to @raw moss, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@raw moss consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@long vine started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@long vine was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @signal minnow

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@tough umbra was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @tough umbra died.

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@fiery belfry called @willow mauve a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @willow mauve died.

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@waxen marlin's skeleton decided that @waxen marlin wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch swung a Death Sickle at @raw moss, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@tranquil wyvern befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@vestal arch tried to strike @livid shuttle down, but @livid shuttle instead became more powerful than @vestal arch could possibly imagine.

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@livid shuttle started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tranquil wyvern randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@vestal arch tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @vestal arch died.

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@strange anvil befriended @raw moss by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@strange anvil began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @strange anvil died.

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@hexed notch tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@raw moss tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@tranquil wyvern fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @pastel timber died.

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@fiery belfry was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @raw moss tried putting @fiery belfry back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@raw moss iwwegawy owoed to @long vine and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @strange anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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@tough umbra started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @tough umbra died.

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@vestal arch used a Medusa Head on @hexed notch and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@jolly swift wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@waxen marlin was in the middle of taking a shower when @uneven grove took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber shot a sand block at @steel sentinel with a Sandgun, but @steel sentinel managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@jolly swift's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @jolly swift sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@pastel timber thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@raw moss ripped @vestal arch's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @vestal arch. @vestal arch died.

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@uneven grove landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @uneven grove accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @uneven grove died.

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@steel sentinel hid from @fiery belfry by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@steel sentinel listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @steel sentinel saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@fiery belfry used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@jolly swift painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@jolly swift read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @jolly swift then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @long vine thought her hands were more interesting.

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@pastel timber was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @steel sentinel farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @steel sentinel died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @raw moss, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @raw moss was too boring.

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@pastel timber found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @pastel timber died.

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@fiery belfry zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@fiery belfry summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @long vine's life points directly. @long vine died.

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@fiery belfry tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @fiery belfry died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @hexed notch

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@pastel timber took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@quick pebble tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @quick pebble died.

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@long vine hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@long vine made some scary noises in the dark. @glacial totem sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @long vine died.

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@waxen marlin went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot an apple off of @livid shuttle's head. @tranquil wyvern's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@steel sentinel "borrowed" @pastel timber's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @pastel timber's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @steel sentinel could return it.

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@glacial totem summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@steel sentinel had a wholesome reunion with @carmine cairn, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@pastel timber relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@tranquil wyvern ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@glacial totem drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@vestal arch challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @vestal arch died.

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@tranquil wyvern entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @pastel timber didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @steel sentinel, who happened to be watching. @steel sentinel died.

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@glacial totem was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@carmine cairn was building a nice house. @glacial totem asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @carmine cairn just looked confused.

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@glacial totem learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@glacial totem defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @glacial totem died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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@waxen marlin looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@sweet fractal tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@glacial totem transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @glacial totem died.

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@paper nacelle sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @paper nacelle died.

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@urban fog and @steel sentinel cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @steel sentinel, because @urban fog was wearing Frost armor.

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@urban fog was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @urban fog barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @urban fog died.

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@sweet fractal went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @sweet fractal died.

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@waxen marlin was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @waxen marlin died.

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@vestal arch was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @vestal arch died.

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@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@pastel timber found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@signal minnow found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tranquil wyvern decisively vanquished @signal minnow through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @signal minnow died.

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@tranquil wyvern died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber chewed some gum. It made @pastel timber feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@steel sentinel invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@steel sentinel overwhelmed @carmine cairn with a storm of flying bananas. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @paper nacelle

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pastel timber Apr 16, 2026, 5:30 PM

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@sweet fractal invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@tough umbra used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @tough umbra died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @exotic saddle saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @steel sentinel stabbed them in the back. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@urban fog spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @elder pawn played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tranquil wyvern started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@sweet fractal didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @sweet fractal died.

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@elder pawn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @jolly swift appeared instead.

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@steel sentinel became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@elder pawn and @glacial totem had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@elder pawn went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @elder pawn died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @carmine cairn wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@carmine cairn pickpocketed @glacial totem, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@jolly swift was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@jolly swift saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @jolly swift died.

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@glacial totem fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@steel sentinel shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @steel sentinel's face. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @elder pawn
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @tough umbra

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@tough umbra, @glacial totem, @rustic pollen, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @proud lava, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @waxen marlin, @arctic temple, @wet merlin, and @signal minnow
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@pastel timber went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@quick pebble was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@tough umbra smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @tough umbra died.

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@proud lava pointed a Shotgun at @glacial totem and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @proud lava looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @proud lava died.

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@waxen marlin wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @waxen marlin died.

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@signal minnow found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@arctic temple tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tranquil wyvern in disguise. @arctic temple died.

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@hexed notch used the power of Flex Tape to stick @wet merlin in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @wet merlin's suffering to a swift end. @wet merlin died.

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@sweet fractal won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@steel sentinel performed open heart surgery on @rustic pollen, even though @rustic pollen never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @rustic pollen died.

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@sweet fractal was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @sweet fractal died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @signal minnow being mercilessly tickled by @pastel timber.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote @hexed notch's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @hexed notch died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @tranquil wyvern. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@signal minnow tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @signal minnow died.

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@quick pebble called @steel sentinel a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @quick pebble died.

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@pastel timber declared war on emus. The emus won. @pastel timber died.

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@steel sentinel donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@glacial totem spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @glacial totem still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @glacial totem died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic pollen
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

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@tough umbra, @glacial totem, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @cunning orchid, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, and @signal minnow
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@urban fog had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Boomstick. Obviously, this failed.

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@tranquil wyvern went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@cunning orchid filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@signal minnow held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@tough umbra used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @tough umbra died.

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@glacial totem carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @glacial totem died.

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@amber ermine became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@quick pebble tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@waxen marlin went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @waxen marlin's fault.

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@steel sentinel ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@quick pebble's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @quick pebble died.

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@waxen marlin got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@amber ermine was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @amber ermine died.

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@cunning orchid, @tranquil wyvern, and @exotic saddle formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@exotic saddle was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @exotic saddle died.

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@cunning orchid got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @cunning orchid died.

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@waxen marlin was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @urban fog caught them in time.

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@urban fog was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @signal minnow mopped @waxen marlin up with a tissue. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@signal minnow stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @signal minnow died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @cunning orchid
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Apr 16, 2026, 8:45 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 16, 2026, 8:54 PM

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signal minnow Apr 16, 2026, 9:12 PM

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amber ermine Apr 16, 2026, 9:17 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 16, 2026, 9:28 PM

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clever sundial Apr 16, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @chrome glacier, @raw moss, @clever sundial, @quick pebble, @long vine, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @signal minnow
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@glacial totem was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @glacial totem died.

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@clever sundial underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@chrome glacier tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @chrome glacier died.

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@quick pebble accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@amber ermine likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @amber ermine probably liked trains a bit too much. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @urban fog died.

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@long vine started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@signal minnow found some soup in their fly.

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@carmine cairn's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@raw moss disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@steel sentinel was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@clever sundial wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @clever sundial was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @clever sundial died.

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@long vine brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@steel sentinel used their embezzled funds to shred through @signal minnow with a Coin Gun. @signal minnow died.

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@raw moss tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@long vine fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @long vine died.

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@raw moss built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @raw moss died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @steel sentinel excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@carmine cairn wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @steel sentinel into fertilizer. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @clever sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Apr 16, 2026, 9:39 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 16, 2026, 9:40 PM

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urban fog Apr 16, 2026, 9:44 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 16, 2026, 9:50 PM

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quick pebble Apr 16, 2026, 10:00 PM

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long vine Apr 16, 2026, 10:02 PM

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raw moss Apr 16, 2026, 10:11 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 16, 2026, 10:24 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 16, 2026, 10:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @clever sundial, @quick pebble, @long vine, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @raven mica
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@long vine couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@carmine cairn consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@clever sundial finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @clever sundial died.

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@fiery belfry was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@raven mica was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@exotic saddle wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@urban fog, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@long vine tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@urban fog thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @urban fog died.

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@quick pebble messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@raven mica took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @raven mica died.

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@fiery belfry went AFK in their gel farm. @raw moss set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @fiery belfry died.

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@quick pebble tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@raw moss forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@steel sentinel started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @raven mica
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 16, 2026, 10:37 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 16, 2026, 11:23 PM

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glacial totem Apr 16, 2026, 11:34 PM

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proud lava Apr 16, 2026, 11:38 PM

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signal minnow Apr 16, 2026, 11:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 12:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @sharp ingot, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@urban fog wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@sharp ingot threw a Stink Potion at @proud lava. @proud lava threw a Toxic Flask right back. @sharp ingot died.

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@exotic saddle received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @exotic saddle died.

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@signal minnow tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@hardy patio opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@raw moss literally gaslighted @proud lava by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@livid shuttle was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@urban fog somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @urban fog's chests for the rest of its life.

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@raw moss equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @fiery belfry's house. @fiery belfry started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@urban fog gave @hardy patio a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @hardy patio gave @urban fog a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @urban fog died.

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@long vine heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@hardy patio spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @hardy patio died.

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@signal minnow complained that they had no life, so @raw moss used a Life Drain to take @livid shuttle's life and give it to @signal minnow. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry opportunistically attacked @signal minnow with a Seedler while their cell phone was ringing. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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A witch prophesized that @glacial totem would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@fiery belfry was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn popped @long vine by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @glacial totem's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@raw moss tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 17, 2026, 12:40 AM

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normal coral Apr 17, 2026, 12:44 AM

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hardy patio Apr 17, 2026, 12:52 AM

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quick pebble Apr 17, 2026, 1:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:02 AM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 17, 2026, 1:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:11 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 17, 2026, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:25 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 17, 2026, 1:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:28 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 17, 2026, 1:29 AM

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