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The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @mossy jolt
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @tame hatch
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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @velvet dune, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @edgy hatch, and @signal minnow
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@trail loom fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @trail loom died.
@exotic saddle received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @exotic saddle died.
@raw moss drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.
@tame hatch bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @tame hatch was blown to smithereens. @tame hatch died.
@urban fog became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @urban fog died.
@edgy hatch purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.
@tranquil wyvern threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tranquil wyvern unlocked the power of flight!
@grizzled canopy was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @grizzled canopy's special someone!
@carmine cairn woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.
@tranquil wyvern started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.
@edgy hatch descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.
@velvet dune found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.
@signal minnow and @velvet dune strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @signal minnow suggested using cover against them. @velvet dune recommended squirting them with lemon juice.
@grizzled canopy tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.
@raw moss shot @grizzled canopy in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @grizzled canopy died.
@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.
Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tranquil wyvern randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.
@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.
@raw moss popped @edgy hatch by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @edgy hatch died.
@tranquil wyvern realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @tranquil wyvern died.
@velvet dune put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.
@raw moss's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @raw moss sobbed while holding its lifeless body.
@signal minnow accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi
@carmine cairn couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.
@velvet dune took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.
@velvet dune searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...
@signal minnow somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @signal minnow died.
@velvet dune went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @velvet dune died.
@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.
@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.
@raw moss made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @edgy hatch
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @long vine, @half magnet, @exotic saddle, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @thorny oak, @deep schooner, @edgy hatch, @magic sandal, @south timber, @idle pike, and @signal minnow
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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @long vine with a Bladed Glove while their cell phone was ringing. @long vine died.
@exotic saddle wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.
@south timber tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.
After @half magnet went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @half magnet died.
@exotic saddle was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @exotic saddle died.
Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @urban fog was the bartender, @signal minnow was the DJ, and @tame hatch was the pinata. @tame hatch died.
@urban fog tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @urban fog died.
@deep schooner didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @deep schooner died.
@edgy hatch called @signal minnow a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @edgy hatch died.
@magic sandal wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?
@magic sandal ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @magic sandal died.
@thorny oak opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.
@south timber tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @south timber died.
@idle pike tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.
@carmine cairn decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @carmine cairn died.
@signal minnow recruited @glacial totem as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.
@thorny oak told @raw moss to bite the dust. In response, @raw moss took out a Dirt Block and ate it.
@thorny oak started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."
@raw moss commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.
@thorny oak fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @thorny oak died.
@signal minnow became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.
@idle pike sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.
@idle pike combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.
@glacial totem tied up @signal minnow and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @signal minnow to die. However, @signal minnow managed to escape from their bonds.
@raw moss made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.
@signal minnow explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.
@glacial totem tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.
@idle pike headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.
@signal minnow got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @glacial totem got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @signal minnow died.
@idle pike hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @idle pike died.
@glacial totem hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @glacial totem died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @thorny oak
150 points go to 6th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @south timber
100 points go to 8th place: @magic sandal
100 points go to 9th place: @edgy hatch
100 points go to 10th place: @deep schooner
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @fallow mango, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @lilac sequoia, @deep schooner, and @arctic temple
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@exotic saddle won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.
@glacial totem and @deep schooner had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @fallow mango sped up the process by stabbing @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.
@raw moss saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @raw moss died.
@fiery belfry started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @fiery belfry suddenly didn't feel so good. @fiery belfry died.
@long vine followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @long vine died.
@fallow mango fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @fallow mango died.
@lilac sequoia modified @exotic saddle's Molten Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @exotic saddle was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @exotic saddle died.
@urban fog's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @urban fog died.
@deep schooner caused @lilac sequoia to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.
@arctic temple tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.
@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?
@deep schooner tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @deep schooner died.
@arctic temple greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @arctic temple died.
@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tranquil wyvern did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tranquil wyvern died.
@heady wasp accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @heady wasp died.
@lilac sequoia got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @lilac sequoia died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @lilac sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @heady wasp
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @fallow mango
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @fiery belfry, @urban fog, @deep schooner, @arctic temple, @idle pike, @hidden hearth, and @forest goblet
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@raw moss turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @raw moss died.
@heady wasp was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @heady wasp died.
@deep schooner and @forest goblet had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.
@carmine cairn and @hidden hearth played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.
@urban fog walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.
@idle pike had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Clockwork Assault Rifle. Obviously, this failed.
@urban fog vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @urban fog died.
@arctic temple played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.
@idle pike claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.
@deep schooner had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.
@forest goblet tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.
@hidden hearth opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.
@carmine cairn recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.
@deep schooner flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @deep schooner died.
@arctic temple was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.
@arctic temple picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @arctic temple died.
@hidden hearth saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @hidden hearth died.
@fiery belfry made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @carmine cairn walked all over it. #(##^)#
@idle pike tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.
@forest goblet was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @forest goblet died.
@fiery belfry's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @fiery belfry died.
@carmine cairn tried to steal @idle pike's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.
@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.
@idle pike was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @idle pike died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden hearth
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @heady wasp
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss
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The fighting has begun to die down...
The fighting has stopped!
There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @true wren, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @deep schooner, and @livid shuttle
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@glacial totem was buried under an avalanche that @livid shuttle had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @glacial totem died.
@hardy patio drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.
@raw moss made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @raw moss died.
@fiery belfry invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.
@exotic saddle found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @carmine cairn, who silenced @exotic saddle by filling their hiding place with water. @exotic saddle died.
@deep schooner donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.
@hexed notch tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".
@waxen marlin summoned the Old One's Army while @true wren was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @true wren died.
@livid shuttle tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.
@hardy patio tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.
@fiery belfry wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.
While exploring the Jungle, @urban fog needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @urban fog. @urban fog died.
@hexed notch obscured @waxen marlin's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @waxen marlin escaped by using a GPS for guidance.
@waxen marlin tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @waxen marlin died.
@steel sentinel and @hexed notch spotted a Lunar Flare on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.
@deep schooner used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @deep schooner died.
@livid shuttle aimed a spinning toy at @carmine cairn, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.
@fiery belfry wondered why weapons can't be painted.
@steel sentinel argued with @fiery belfry about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.
@livid shuttle warned @hardy patio not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @hardy patio trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.
@livid shuttle accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died.
@hexed notch sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.
After eating supper together, @hardy patio betrayed @fiery belfry in exchange for 30 silver coins. @fiery belfry died.
@steel sentinel hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.
@carmine cairn tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.
@hexed notch was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @hexed notch died.
@steel sentinel accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @steel sentinel died.
@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @hardy patio excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @hardy patio died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren
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@copper portal chewed some gum. It made @copper portal feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @copper portal died.
@pastel timber cut a specific wire in @amber ermine's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @amber ermine died.
@urban fog transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @urban fog died.
@hardy patio got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @hardy patio died.
@waxen marlin stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @waxen marlin died.
@long vine drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.
@livid shuttle gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @livid shuttle died.
@steel sentinel spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.
@long vine found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.
@pastel timber found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.
@near mortar was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.
@long vine forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.
@near mortar asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @steel sentinel, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @near mortar to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @near mortar died.
@raw moss took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.
@pastel timber bought a Gatligator and fired it at @long vine for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @pastel timber furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.
The Demolitionist told @steel sentinel that it was a good day to die. @steel sentinel thought so too. @steel sentinel died.
@raw moss watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.
@pastel timber obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @pastel timber never learned how to snap their fingers.
@pastel timber's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @pastel timber died.
@long vine spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @long vine died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine
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@steel sentinel started blocking @true wren's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.
@tender needle felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.
@fiery belfry tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.
@raw moss accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.
@raw moss opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @raw moss's neck. @raw moss died.
@pastel timber used the power of Flex Tape to stick @thorn topaz in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @thorn topaz's suffering to a swift end. @thorn topaz died.
@long vine confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.
@tender needle got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @tender needle died.
@fiery belfry declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @fiery belfry's takeover went entirely unchallenged.
@pastel timber used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @pastel timber died.
@orchid tulip adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.
@true wren's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @true wren died.
@livid shuttle snuck up behind @steel sentinel, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @livid shuttle decided not to kill them. Yet.
@orchid tulip screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.
@fiery belfry took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.
@long vine pulled out their Iron Broadsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @long vine pulled out a vacuum instead.
@fiery belfry found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.
@steel sentinel got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".
@livid shuttle fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @livid shuttle died.
@orchid tulip tried to throw a Sleepy Octopod at @long vine before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.
The Nurse told @orchid tulip they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @orchid tulip died.
@steel sentinel threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.
@fiery belfry asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @fiery belfry died.
@long vine went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @long vine died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @orchid tulip
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 8th place: @tender needle
100 points go to 9th place: @thorn topaz
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss
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Playing with over 500 mods gave @sharp ingot some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @sharp ingot died.
@forest goblet flossed their teeth with @pastel iris's shoelaces.
@tranquil wyvern found some soup in their fly.
@hollow cape opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.
@pastel timber used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.
@long vine visited @orchid tulip, but no one was home. @long vine felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.
@mossy jolt put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @mossy jolt died.
@steel sentinel found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.
@fiery belfry felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @dense marten took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.
@forest goblet found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @forest goblet died.
@pastel iris tried to confess their love to @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.
@pastel iris got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @pastel iris died.
@fiery belfry managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.
@orchid tulip tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.
@long vine got quantum-entangled with @dense marten, and used this opportunity to force @dense marten to pick their own nose.
@hexed notch received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @hexed notch died.
@hollow cape walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @hollow cape died.
@orchid tulip bragged to @steel sentinel about their combat skills. @steel sentinel didn't really know @orchid tulip and had no idea how this conversation started.
@orchid tulip activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @orchid tulip died.
@fiery belfry saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.
@dense marten took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @dense marten died.
@fiery belfry got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @fiery belfry died.
@long vine got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?
@tranquil wyvern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!
@tranquil wyvern placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tranquil wyvern died.
@pastel timber started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.
@pastel timber found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.
@steel sentinel swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @steel sentinel died.
@pastel timber ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @pastel timber died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @long vine!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @dense marten
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid tulip
100 points go to 8th place: @hollow cape
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @pastel iris
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what?
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🫵 😂
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you fucking kidding me?
hardy patio
you fucking kidding me?
every single bot in the server is down, actually cannot be fr
except automod probably 
waxen marlin
:| not again
flat shale
Epic rap battles of history
steel sentinel
Epic rap battles of history
darth vader VS
flat shale
darth vader VS
Your mom
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bee bee ! re jih ster
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bee bee ! re jih ster
Wdym it's bee bee exclamayshen puhoint re jih stuh
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Any one ready to play game
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@glacial totem started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @glacial totem died.
@pastel timber shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @pastel timber died.
@hexed notch became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.
@raw moss decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.
@jolly swift wanted to start a band, and recruited @deep schooner as their keyboard player. @deep schooner showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.
@carmine cairn made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @urban fog. @urban fog died.
@steel sentinel refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.
@ebon matrix went down @steel sentinel's chimney to deliver presents, but @steel sentinel's fireplace was still in use. @ebon matrix died.
@raw moss somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.
@deep schooner constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.
@jolly swift spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?
@carmine cairn compressed @deep schooner until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @deep schooner died.
@signal minnow took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @carmine cairn and @jolly swift ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.
@hexed notch ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @hexed notch died.
@steel sentinel drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.
Poor @idle pike. @idle pike keeps getting pinged over and over again. @idle pike is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @idle pike. @idle pike. @idle pike.
@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @jolly swift instead. @jolly swift died.
@raw moss literally impeached @signal minnow by squashing them under a giant peach. @signal minnow died.
@idle pike tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @idle pike died.
@raw moss accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn found the Last Prism. Then @steel sentinel found another one, meaning that @carmine cairn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.
@carmine cairn was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.
@carmine cairn sat on a wall. @carmine cairn had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @carmine cairn together again. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog
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@tough umbra started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @tough umbra died.
@south timber burned @glacial totem to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @south timber for reading books. @glacial totem died.
@deep schooner just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.
@naive basalt tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @naive basalt died.
@sharp ingot literally can't even. @sharp ingot died.
@warped rampart and @urban fog engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @urban fog blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @urban fog died.
@deep schooner was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!
@warped rampart and @steel sentinel built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.
@severe spoke started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.
@severe spoke walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @severe spoke died.
@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @warped rampart with a Coin Gun. @warped rampart died.
@south timber blew @deep schooner to bits using an exploding bed. @deep schooner died.
A monkey dramatically raised @south timber up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @south timber off said cliff. @south timber died.
@steel sentinel started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
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1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @south timber
150 points go to 4th place: @deep schooner
150 points go to 5th place: @warped rampart
150 points go to 6th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp ingot
100 points go to 9th place: @naive basalt
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem
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@keen pond tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.
@gaunt dawn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.
@carmine cairn asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @carmine cairn died.
@naive basalt entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.
@tranquil wyvern buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.
@forest goblet was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.
@glacial totem found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @glacial totem pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.
@urban fog didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @gaunt dawn, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @gaunt dawn died.
@wet skiff was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.
@prime anvil attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.
@keen pond was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @keen pond into the freezing cold water. @keen pond died.
@naive basalt replaced @wet skiff's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @wet skiff died.
@urban fog tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @urban fog's mouth.
@forest goblet wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.
@glacial totem and @raw moss played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.
Santa Claus asked @urban fog what they wanted for Christmas. @urban fog replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.
@forest goblet was dunked on by @tranquil wyvern. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.
@prime anvil took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.
@urban fog ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @urban fog died.
@naive basalt started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.
@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Ice Rod.
@prime anvil likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @prime anvil probably liked trains a bit too much. @prime anvil died.
@tranquil wyvern and @forest goblet found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tranquil wyvern landed in a pool of water. @forest goblet did not. @forest goblet died.
@glacial totem fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.
@tranquil wyvern moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @tranquil wyvern died.
@naive basalt ran with scissors. @naive basalt died.
@raw moss verbally roasted @glacial totem so hard that they burst into flames. @glacial totem died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @naive basalt
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @wet skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 10th place: @gaunt dawn
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@long vine planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.
@glacial totem tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @glacial totem died.
@naive basalt took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.
@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.
@naive basalt tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @naive basalt's brains. @naive basalt died.
During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @glossy shale's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?
@keen pond stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @keen pond blinked first.
@exotic saddle wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.
@keen pond was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @keen pond died.
@next hemlock followed @raw moss into the jungle. @next hemlock started looking left, right and center for @raw moss, but gave up and had some tea instead.
@wet skiff drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @wet skiff died.
@long vine and @glossy shale farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.
@forest goblet purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @forest goblet ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.
@exotic saddle found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.
@forest goblet fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.
@exotic saddle discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @exotic saddle died.
@raw moss fed @long vine several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.
@forest goblet angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @forest goblet died.
@glossy shale accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @glossy shale died.
@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.
@next hemlock fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @next hemlock died.
@raw moss used some tree stumps as target practice.
@long vine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".
@raw moss rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @raw moss's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...
@long vine had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.
@long vine forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @long vine died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy shale
150 points go to 5th place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @wet skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 9th place: @naive basalt
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem
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@proud lava found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.
@carmine cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.
The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @naive basalt. @naive basalt died.
@crimson skiff, @urban fog, and @forest goblet raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.
@keen pond decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.
@keen pond tried to explain to @signal minnow that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @signal minnow countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @keen pond died.
@pine obsidian invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.
@raw moss found a hill and started to roll down it. @raw moss was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @raw moss died.
@wet skiff traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @wet skiff died.
@long vine sacrificed @pine obsidian by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @pine obsidian died.
@crimson skiff tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @crimson skiff died.
@proud lava transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @proud lava died.
@urban fog found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @urban fog died.
Canthewritersstop using formattingintheirscenes?" @forest goblet begged. Nobodywaswillingtohelp them.
@forest goblet spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@forest goblet’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@forest goblet went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.
@near mortar paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Blue Phasesaber.
@signal minnow mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".
@tiny musk argued with @deep schooner about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.
@deep schooner made some scary noises in the dark. @carmine cairn sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @deep schooner died.
@near mortar emerged from a tree stump and scolded @forest goblet for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @forest goblet was still holding an axe. @near mortar died.
@long vine found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.
@forest goblet saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @forest goblet died.
@signal minnow tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.
A Martian Probe spotted @carmine cairn, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @carmine cairn was too boring.
@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?
@tiny musk covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.
@tiny musk farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.
@long vine's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Palm Wood Sword was nice and clean, but their Lead Bow's string broke, and their Topaz Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.
@signal minnow touched @carmine cairn's gun without permission. @signal minnow died.
@tiny musk went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.
@tiny musk was looking kind of dumb after @long vine's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @tiny musk died.
@long vine managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @long vine found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @long vine died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tiny musk
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson skiff
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@glacial totem drank sand for 10 hours. @glacial totem died.
@long vine tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.
@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.
@analog rapids decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!
@raw moss drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.
@keen pond's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @keen pond died.
@hexed notch recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @hexed notch concluded that it was lost for a reason.
@pastel timber went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @pastel timber decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.
@exotic saddle used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.
@raw moss's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @raw moss died.
@exotic saddle wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @exotic saddle through the wall. @exotic saddle died.
@true wren began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.
@wet skiff and @signal minnow spotted a Golden Shower on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.
@pastel timber started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @pastel timber died.
@true wren went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @true wren died.
@analog rapids spiced up @urban fog's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @urban fog died.
@livid shuttle found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.
@carmine cairn managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.
@deep schooner ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @deep schooner died.
@livid shuttle did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @livid shuttle died.
@wet skiff heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tiny musk, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.
@prime anvil drank a Molotov Cocktail. @prime anvil died.
@signal minnow tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.
@wet skiff opportunistically attacked @analog rapids with a Orichalcum Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @analog rapids died.
@wet skiff got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @wet skiff died.
@tiny musk purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.
@signal minnow was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tiny musk's Star Cannon. @signal minnow died.
@long vine crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @carmine cairn laughed at them, not knowing that @long vine was just a completionist.
@tiny musk almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.
@hexed notch was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @hexed notch died.
@tiny musk threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tiny musk died.
@long vine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @long vine died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tiny musk
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @wet skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @analog rapids
100 points go to 8th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @deep schooner
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@tough umbra fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @tough umbra died.
@tiny musk summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @tiny musk died.
@tame hatch wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!
After eating supper together, @analog rapids betrayed @raw moss in exchange for 30 silver coins. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.
@keen pond heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.
@tame hatch saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tame hatch died.
@void light found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?
@analog rapids summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @keen pond felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.
@livid shuttle went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @livid shuttle died.
@wet skiff wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.
@keen pond held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.
@void light accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @void light died.
@carmine cairn saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!
@analog rapids has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @analog rapids woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?
After @keen pond went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @keen pond died.
@analog rapids tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @analog rapids has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @analog rapids died.
@wet skiff performed surgery on a grape.
@wet skiff wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @wet skiff died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @wet skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @analog rapids
150 points go to 4th place: @keen pond
150 points go to 5th place: @void light
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @tiny musk
100 points go to 10th place: @tough umbra
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