#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 189

gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 1:42 PM

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rustic lotus Apr 4, 2026, 2:21 PM

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long vine Apr 4, 2026, 2:25 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 2:28 PM

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soft lark Apr 4, 2026, 2:30 PM

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jolly swift Apr 4, 2026, 2:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @rustic lotus, @outer heron, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @cunning slate, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @steady fossil, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @uneven grove, and @lime creek
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@steel sentinel, @lime creek, and @steady fossil raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@rustic lotus found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @rustic lotus died.

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@long vine grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@outer heron used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tranquil wyvern explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @cunning slate spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@outer heron took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @outer heron died.

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@steady fossil tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @steady fossil died.

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@uneven grove was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @uneven grove died.

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@carmine cairn offered to add a gold trim to @jolly swift's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@trail loom tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@pastel timber started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@pastel timber tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@steel sentinel set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@cunning slate sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @cunning slate died.

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@livid shuttle invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@trail loom tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@carmine cairn stole @lime creek's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @lime creek was hurt, but only emotionally.

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After opening a present, @soft lark discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@soft lark tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @soft lark died.

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@long vine found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@tranquil wyvern found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @hexed notch, who was out swimming that day. @hexed notch died.

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@lime creek blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @lime creek died.

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@jolly swift spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @pastel timber died.

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@livid shuttle rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@long vine was vehicularly manslaughtered by @steel sentinel's minecart. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@steel sentinel drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@trail loom was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@trail loom heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @steel sentinel found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @carmine cairn with bug spray. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @hexed notch

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long vine Apr 4, 2026, 2:41 PM

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steady fossil Apr 4, 2026, 2:43 PM

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empty ocean Apr 4, 2026, 2:44 PM

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jolly swift Apr 4, 2026, 2:49 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 4, 2026, 2:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 4, 2026, 2:55 PM

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versed crow Apr 4, 2026, 3:01 PM

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near mortar Apr 4, 2026, 3:12 PM

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dire night Apr 4, 2026, 3:22 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 3:25 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 4, 2026, 3:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 3:25 PM

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signal minnow Apr 4, 2026, 3:26 PM

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lofty saffron Apr 4, 2026, 3:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @dire night, @versed crow, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @lofty saffron, @steady fossil, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @signal minnow
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After an intense fight, @lofty saffron was beaten by @signal minnow in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @signal minnow told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@empty ocean shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @empty ocean's face. @empty ocean died.

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@dire night tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @livid shuttle's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @dire night died.

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@long vine accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@versed crow tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @versed crow died.

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@long vine touched @jolly swift's gun without permission. @long vine died.

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@steady fossil encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @steady fossil decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@carmine cairn found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@grizzled canopy went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @grizzled canopy died.

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@near mortar got stuck in @livid shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel was tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tranquil wyvern's front yard. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steady fossil brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@steady fossil was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @steady fossil died.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@jolly swift was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@livid shuttle found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@lofty saffron went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @lofty saffron died.

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@signal minnow used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @steel sentinel observed disapprovingly.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@steel sentinel started blocking @carmine cairn's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@carmine cairn created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@steel sentinel opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@steel sentinel found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@carmine cairn went AFK in their gel farm. @steel sentinel set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @lofty saffron
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @steady fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @grizzled canopy

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Apr 4, 2026, 3:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 4, 2026, 3:48 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 4, 2026, 4:08 PM

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steady fossil Apr 4, 2026, 4:09 PM

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versed crow Apr 4, 2026, 4:11 PM

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outer heron Apr 4, 2026, 4:23 PM

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lofty saffron Apr 4, 2026, 4:25 PM

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urban fog Apr 4, 2026, 4:27 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 4:28 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @outer heron, @versed crow, @tranquil wyvern, @lofty saffron, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @steady fossil, and @weak island
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@outer heron was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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While examining a strange emblem, @jolly swift accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @jolly swift died.

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@outer heron always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @outer heron died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @steel sentinel managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@urban fog challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @urban fog died.

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@weak island took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @weak island died.

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@versed crow is hvinga stroker n. @versed crow died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @carmine cairn excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@steady fossil was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @steady fossil died.

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @carmine cairn chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @tranquil wyvern's shattered corpse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@lofty saffron wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @lofty saffron died.

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@steel sentinel played Frisbee with @carmine cairn using a Light Disc, but @carmine cairn unfortunately didn't have five hands. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @lofty saffron
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @steady fossil
150 points go to 6th place: @versed crow
100 points go to 7th place: @weak island
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @outer heron
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dire night Apr 4, 2026, 4:38 PM

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jolly swift Apr 4, 2026, 4:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 4, 2026, 4:44 PM

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urban ether Apr 4, 2026, 4:46 PM

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urban fog Apr 4, 2026, 4:48 PM

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forest goblet Apr 4, 2026, 4:52 PM

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restive patio Apr 4, 2026, 4:52 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 4, 2026, 4:57 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 4, 2026, 5:01 PM

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solid cairn Apr 4, 2026, 5:11 PM

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pastel timber Apr 4, 2026, 5:15 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 5:25 PM

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raw moss Apr 4, 2026, 5:26 PM

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glacial totem Apr 4, 2026, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 5:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @solid cairn, @dire night, @restive patio, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @urban ether, and @forest goblet
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The fighting begins again!

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@solid cairn suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @solid cairn died.

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@dire night's skeleton decided that @dire night wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @dire night died.

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@jolly swift sharpened @restive patio's face at a Sharpening Station. @restive patio became the sharpest tool in the shed. @restive patio died.

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@tranquil wyvern obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @tranquil wyvern never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@urban fog accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@urban fog flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@grizzled canopy forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @grizzled canopy died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Uzi.

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@glacial totem forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@tranquil wyvern was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@glacial totem accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@urban ether was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @pastel timber tried putting @urban ether back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @urban ether died.

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@forest goblet asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @steel sentinel, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @forest goblet to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @forest goblet died.

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@tranquil wyvern was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@glacial totem watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@pastel timber took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@jolly swift thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@steel sentinel thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@glacial totem declared war on emus. The emus won. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@jolly swift tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @steel sentinel with unnecessary advice.

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@raw moss ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @raw moss said "thanks, you too." @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @urban ether
100 points go to 10th place: @grizzled canopy

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @dire night, @restive patio, @lofty saffron, @pastel timber, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @uneven grove, and @forest goblet
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@dire night smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @dire night died.

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@restive patio tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @restive patio died.

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@livid shuttle smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@proud lava ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @proud lava died.

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@uneven grove cut through @waxen marlin with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle found a hill and started to roll down it. @livid shuttle was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @livid shuttle died.

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@forest goblet decisively vanquished @uneven grove through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @uneven grove died.

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@raw moss got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@forest goblet felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @forest goblet died.

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@jolly swift drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @pastel timber died.

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@lofty saffron tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @lofty saffron died.

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@steel sentinel used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @raw moss alive. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @lofty saffron
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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restive patio Apr 4, 2026, 7:04 PM

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turbid skiff Apr 4, 2026, 7:22 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 7:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @restive patio, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
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@livid shuttle found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@glacial totem opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@tranquil wyvern took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@turbid skiff and @restive patio played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@arctic temple managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@empty ocean was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @empty ocean died.

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@steel sentinel warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@steel sentinel was dunked on by @livid shuttle. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@glacial totem drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@glacial totem used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @glacial totem didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @restive patio appeared instead.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Old One's Army while @restive patio was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @restive patio died.

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@turbid skiff was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern murdered @livid shuttle by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn shot @tranquil wyvern in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@raw moss wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@raw moss activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @restive patio
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @empty ocean

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 4, 2026, 7:37 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 4, 2026, 7:38 PM

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empty ocean Apr 4, 2026, 7:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 4, 2026, 7:40 PM

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glacial totem Apr 4, 2026, 7:40 PM

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jovial fractal Apr 4, 2026, 7:45 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 4, 2026, 7:47 PM

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urban fog Apr 4, 2026, 8:26 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 8:28 PM

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turbid skiff Apr 4, 2026, 8:30 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @jovial fractal, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, and @arctic temple
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@empty ocean pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @empty ocean died.

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@turbid skiff and @glacial totem found themselves falling from a considerable height. @turbid skiff landed in a pool of water. @glacial totem did not. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern walked into a bar. @urban fog laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@urban fog was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @urban fog died.

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@jovial fractal called @arctic temple on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @jovial fractal died.

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@raw moss had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Revolver. Obviously, this failed.

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@turbid skiff started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@waxen marlin stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @waxen marlin died.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@carmine cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @carmine cairn's ego received a small boost.

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@steel sentinel argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@carmine cairn went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@arctic temple skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @arctic temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @steel sentinel suddenly didn't feel so good. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 4, 2026, 8:39 PM

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proud lava Apr 4, 2026, 8:45 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 4, 2026, 8:51 PM

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jovial fractal Apr 4, 2026, 8:52 PM

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arctic temple Apr 4, 2026, 8:58 PM

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glacial totem Apr 4, 2026, 9:09 PM

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trail loom Apr 4, 2026, 9:10 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 9:26 PM

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supple tendon Apr 4, 2026, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 9:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @trail loom, @supple tendon, @proud lava, @jovial fractal, @steel sentinel, @arctic temple, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss challenged @glacial totem to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @glacial totem's turn to win. @raw moss died.

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@arctic temple drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@supple tendon tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@steel sentinel joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @steel sentinel was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@trail loom's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @trail loom died.

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@jovial fractal tried to shoot an apple off of @proud lava's head. @jovial fractal's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @proud lava died.

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@supple tendon died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @supple tendon was revived.

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@jovial fractal thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @jovial fractal's potions with Red Potions. @jovial fractal died.

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@arctic temple walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @arctic temple died.

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@glacial totem slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @wet merlin's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @wet merlin died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @glacial totem tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel gazed at clouds with @supple tendon. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@carmine cairn stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@supple tendon tried to steal @steel sentinel's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@supple tendon was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @supple tendon died.

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@steel sentinel tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @supple tendon
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 4, 2026, 9:41 PM

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signal minnow Apr 4, 2026, 9:42 PM

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trail loom Apr 4, 2026, 9:54 PM

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glacial totem Apr 4, 2026, 10:00 PM

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arctic temple Apr 4, 2026, 10:03 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 4, 2026, 10:06 PM

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supple tendon Apr 4, 2026, 10:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 10:21 PM

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proud lava Apr 4, 2026, 10:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 10:24 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 10:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

molten verge Apr 4, 2026, 11:10 PM

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dire night Apr 4, 2026, 11:22 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @trail loom, @supple tendon, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @molten verge, @arctic temple, and @signal minnow
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@molten verge was arrested for killing @glacial totem with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss was stalking @proud lava's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @raw moss died.

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@arctic temple searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@dire night pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @dire night looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @dire night died.

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@trail loom tried to kill @signal minnow by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@steel sentinel cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@trail loom hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@supple tendon sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @supple tendon died.

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@proud lava thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @proud lava in disguise. Huh? @proud lava died.

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@molten verge managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @molten verge found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @molten verge died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @arctic temple was caught in the crossfire. @arctic temple died.

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@signal minnow lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@trail loom almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@signal minnow sniped @steel sentinel with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @signal minnow, it was opposite day. @signal minnow died.

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After partying all night, @trail loom was shot by @steel sentinel in a swimming pool. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@steel sentinel threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@carmine cairn swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @molten verge
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @supple tendon
100 points go to 9th place: @dire night
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @hidden hearth being mercilessly tickled by @raw moss.

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@long vine stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @steel sentinel died.

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@urban fog invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@jovial fractal was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @jovial fractal died.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @raw moss held up their hand. @raw moss demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@urban fog's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @urban fog died.

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@molten verge, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @molten verge died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@brave shore knocked furiously on @carmine cairn's door while holding an axe. @carmine cairn shouted, "Who's there?"

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@brave shore fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @brave shore died.

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@hidden hearth underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @hidden hearth died.

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@tranquil wyvern wished for the ability to fly. @carmine cairn granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hidden hearth
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @molten verge
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @long vine, @pastel timber, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @south timber, @brave shore, @near mortar, @main fractal, @ionic willow, and @signal minnow
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@glacial totem was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @glacial totem died.

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@signal minnow gave @raw moss Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @raw moss died.

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@exotic saddle tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @exotic saddle died.

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@main fractal managed to kill @urban fog by doing absolutely nothing. @urban fog died.

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@south timber cornered @pastel timber at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @pastel timber started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@south timber lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @south timber died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @near mortar, @signal minnow leaned away and farted.

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@main fractal started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@ionic willow flexed so hard on @brave shore that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @brave shore died.

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@near mortar thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @near mortar died.

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@livid shuttle took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@long vine opened the front door and saw @ionic willow trying to murder the Guide. @long vine slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@main fractal was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @main fractal barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @main fractal died.

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@livid shuttle spun around in a full circle and shot @ionic willow with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @ionic willow died.

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@livid shuttle visited @long vine, but no one was home. @livid shuttle felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@pastel timber 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @signal minnow to death. @signal minnow died.

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@livid shuttle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @pastel timber was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @pastel timber died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 6th place: @main fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @south timber
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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There are 15 players remaining.
@raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @supple tendon, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @abstract thunder, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @south timber, @lapis python, @uneven grove, and @main fractal
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@uneven grove used the power of Flex Tape to stick @raw moss in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @raw moss's suffering to a swift end. @raw moss died.

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@long vine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@pastel timber overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@fiery belfry learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@fiery belfry felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @livid shuttle setting explosives beneath them. @fiery belfry died.

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@amber ermine loves @main fractal to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@urban fog followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @urban fog discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @oblique lantern died.

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@livid shuttle started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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A pretty fairy led @abstract thunder to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @abstract thunder died.

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@pastel timber was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @waxen marlin's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @waxen marlin died.

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@lapis python modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @livid shuttle died.

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@supple tendon threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @supple tendon unlocked the power of flight!

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@south timber picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @south timber died.

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@supple tendon wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@uneven grove attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @uneven grove died.

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@main fractal invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@pastel timber multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@long vine tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Lead Shortsword instead of a Bug Net.

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@lapis python tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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Out of boredom, @pastel timber used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@main fractal went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @main fractal died.

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@lapis python heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@supple tendon and @pastel timber played catch with a Paladin. @supple tendon accidentally fumbled a catch. @supple tendon died.

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@lapis python started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@pastel timber used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@long vine declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @long vine's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@lapis python failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@long vine was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@lapis python wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@pastel timber has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @pastel timber woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@pastel timber wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@lapis python used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @lapis python died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @pastel timber. Apparently, not that many. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @lapis python
150 points go to 4th place: @supple tendon
150 points go to 5th place: @main fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @south timber
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@flat shale, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @craggy cargo, @charred shore, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @lapis python, and @uneven grove
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@gray sky tried attacking @craggy cargo, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@craggy cargo hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @craggy cargo died.

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@livid shuttle somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@pastel timber found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @gray sky died.

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@uneven grove opportunistically attacked @livid shuttle with a Cactus Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @livid shuttle died.

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@lapis python managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@uneven grove tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @uneven grove died.

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@brave shore found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@long vine managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@flat shale fired their bow at @brave shore, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @flat shale gave up.

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@charred shore and @lapis python farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@pastel timber somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@charred shore tried to launch a poison dart frog at @brave shore through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @charred shore has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @charred shore died.

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A zombie snuck up on @brave shore and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @brave shore died.

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@pastel timber climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @lapis python and @flat shale.

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@lapis python was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @lapis python died.

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@flat shale found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@flat shale thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @flat shale died.

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@tranquil wyvern built a floating city and named it "England".

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@pastel timber used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@long vine decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@tranquil wyvern died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @pastel timber is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@long vine was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flat shale
150 points go to 5th place: @lapis python
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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@gray sky drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@outer heron preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@pastel timber practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @uneven grove and @hexed notch got their chainsaws ready.

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@cursive ore relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@outer heron learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @outer heron died.

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@craggy cargo dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @craggy cargo died.

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@tranquil wyvern pranked @livid shuttle by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@long vine built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@uneven grove watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@gray sky was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @gray sky died.

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@hexed notch asked @supple tendon to give them a hand, so @supple tendon chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@cursive ore broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@livid shuttle triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @livid shuttle died.

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@charred shore claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@tranquil wyvern compressed @cursive ore until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @cursive ore died.

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@uneven grove screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@uneven grove accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @uneven grove died.

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@long vine entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@hexed notch threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @charred shore would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @charred shore died.

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@supple tendon was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@hexed notch found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@hexed notch was walked on by a Martian Walker. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @pastel timber thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tranquil wyvern tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@long vine couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@tranquil wyvern tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@supple tendon failed to properly hydrate. @supple tendon died.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@pastel timber practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@long vine angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @supple tendon
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @cursive ore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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@jolly swift, @outer heron, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @supple tendon, @lofty saffron, @pastel timber, @echo phoenix, @jovial fractal, @charred shore, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @cursive ore
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@outer heron embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @outer heron tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @outer heron died.

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@lofty saffron told @supple tendon that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @supple tendon took those words literally and peeled @lofty saffron. @lofty saffron died.

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@echo phoenix summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @echo phoenix died.

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@jovial fractal tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @jovial fractal. @jovial fractal died.

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@charred shore's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @charred shore died.

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@gray sky wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern bought a Gatligator and fired it at @long vine for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tranquil wyvern furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@livid shuttle tried to attack @pastel timber with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@cursive ore had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @cursive ore died.

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@supple tendon and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @livid shuttle tattled on them.

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@proper wedge spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@supple tendon tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @supple tendon died.

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@pastel timber found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@jolly swift tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@pastel timber was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@tranquil wyvern briefly considered proposing marriage to @livid shuttle, but married a bee instead.

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@long vine used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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A monkey dramatically raised @proper wedge up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @proper wedge off said cliff. @proper wedge died.

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@livid shuttle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @livid shuttle died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @jolly swift accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@jolly swift adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@jolly swift crafted @pastel timber into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @jolly swift decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @long vine into fertilizer. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @supple tendon
100 points go to 8th place: @cursive ore
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @charred shore

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@lapis python went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@trail loom killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@cursive ore ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@jolly swift wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @jolly swift died.

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@waxen marlin went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@charred shore crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@long vine accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@hexed notch fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@livid shuttle had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@pastel timber was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @pastel timber dried.

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@waxen marlin invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @jovial fractal, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @jovial fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@charred shore picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @charred shore died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @trail loom's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@waxen marlin started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @waxen marlin died.

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@lapis python constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@cursive ore drank sand for 10 hours. @cursive ore died.

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@hexed notch was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@hexed notch tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@long vine built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@lapis python put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@livid shuttle reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tranquil wyvern in a Fish costume.

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@lapis python was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@pastel timber shot @livid shuttle to death with a finger gun. @livid shuttle died.

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@lapis python used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @lapis python died.

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@long vine invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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The Cyborg hacked into @pastel timber's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@long vine discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@trail loom found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@tranquil wyvern played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@tranquil wyvern received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@long vine suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@tranquil wyvern had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @pastel timber shot them with an arrow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber and @trail loom decided to play catch with a Copper Broadsword. @pastel timber missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@long vine fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@trail loom started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@long vine spoke softly to @trail loom while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @trail loom died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lapis python
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @cursive ore
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @charred shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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charred shore Apr 5, 2026, 12:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 12:41 PM

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dire night Apr 5, 2026, 12:52 PM

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long vine Apr 5, 2026, 12:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 12:53 PM

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pastel timber Apr 5, 2026, 12:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 12:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 5, 2026, 12:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 12:57 PM

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spare laurel Apr 5, 2026, 1:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:20 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 5, 2026, 1:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:24 PM

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hexed notch Apr 5, 2026, 1:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:24 PM

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turbid skiff Apr 5, 2026, 1:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:25 PM

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indigo inlet Apr 5, 2026, 1:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:25 PM

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@indigo inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @dire night, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @indigo inlet, @turbid skiff, @spare laurel, @charred shore, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@indigo inlet built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@waxen marlin beat @dire night into a pulp with a stale baguette. @dire night died.

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@hexed notch and @long vine were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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Thanks to @indigo inlet's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @spare laurel's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @indigo inlet died.

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@spare laurel invited @tranquil wyvern to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @spare laurel was mauled by wolves. @spare laurel died.

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@waxen marlin threw a snowball at @turbid skiff. To counter this, @turbid skiff threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @fiery belfry and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@pastel timber tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@long vine befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@hexed notch begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@fiery belfry asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@pastel timber solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@long vine decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@charred shore was eaten by a tree. @charred shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@turbid skiff found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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Congratulations, @turbid skiff! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @turbid skiff died.

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@pastel timber bragged to @tranquil wyvern about their combat skills. @tranquil wyvern didn't really know @pastel timber and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@hexed notch claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@hexed notch had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @hexed notch's skull. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tranquil wyvern. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @pastel timber died.

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@long vine claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tranquil wyvern was morbidly interested.

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@tranquil wyvern played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@long vine found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@long vine dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@tranquil wyvern fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @spare laurel
100 points go to 10th place: @indigo inlet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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waxen marlin Apr 5, 2026, 1:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:39 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 5, 2026, 1:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:41 PM

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pastel timber Apr 5, 2026, 1:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 5, 2026, 1:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:46 PM

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long vine Apr 5, 2026, 1:49 PM

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