#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 187

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Thanks to @jolly swift's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @long vine's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lapis python
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

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ebon matrix Apr 2, 2026, 2:18 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @dense pine, @flat shale, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @dire night, @long vine, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @solar patio, @pastel timber, @ebon matrix, and @weak island
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The fighting begins again!

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@weak island attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@flat shale was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@dense pine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @dense pine died.

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@pastel timber was building a nice house. @ebon matrix asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @pastel timber just looked confused.

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@solar patio made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@jolly swift created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @dire night got too close while watching. @dire night died.

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@proper wedge and @long vine strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @proper wedge suggested using cover against them. @long vine recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@amber ermine eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@carmine cairn tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@hexed notch tried to attack @long vine with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to assassinate @flat shale, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@raw moss marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@ebon matrix traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@amber ermine squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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After @proper wedge went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @proper wedge died.

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@amber ermine carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@weak island got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@weak island drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @weak island died.

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@carmine cairn pranked @pastel timber by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@flat shale made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @flat shale died.

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@long vine played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@jolly swift jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@hexed notch talked with @tranquil wyvern about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@solar patio hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@solar patio had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@ebon matrix and @jolly swift had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @long vine sped up the process by stabbing @ebon matrix. @ebon matrix died.

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@pastel timber looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@solar patio wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @hexed notch wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @solar patio killed the Traveling Merchant first. @solar patio died.

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@hexed notch snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@pastel timber jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@raw moss tried to kill @carmine cairn, but failed to ask for consent.

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@long vine tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tranquil wyvern placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Harpoon.

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@tranquil wyvern cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @tranquil wyvern's heart! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @jolly swift, who was in the front row. @jolly swift died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @carmine cairn, @long vine leaned away and farted.

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@raw moss accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@long vine's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @long vine died.

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@raw moss tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @solar patio
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @flat shale

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @short sail, and @near mortar
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@carmine cairn began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@pastel timber zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@long vine got tired of @empty ocean trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @empty ocean at a Sawmill. @empty ocean died.

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@hexed notch somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@amber ermine donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@dire night woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @dire night died.

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@raw moss and @short sail were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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Congratulations, @amber ermine! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar literally gaslighted @short sail by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @short sail died.

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@hexed notch saw @carmine cairn trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @hexed notch is calling the police!

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A strange device attached itself to @near mortar's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern pumped @pastel timber full of lead. No one was hurt, but @pastel timber's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@hexed notch donated all of their organs to those in need. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@pastel timber thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift tried to kill @raw moss with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@tranquil wyvern got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @raw moss die

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@carmine cairn wrote @jolly swift's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @raw moss died.

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The Nurse told @carmine cairn they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @short sail
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 19 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @proper wedge, @dense sigil, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @ebon matrix, @livid shuttle, @jagged torrent, @novel summit, @arctic temple, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
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@arctic temple tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@urban fog fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @dense sigil, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @empty ocean's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @empty ocean died.

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@hexed notch wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@ionic willow fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@dire night was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @dire night died.

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@novel summit accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@grizzled canopy tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@proper wedge wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@dense sigil felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @near mortar setting explosives beneath them. @dense sigil died.

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@jolly swift started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @jolly swift is still slurping that noodle.

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@long vine didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @urban fog, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @jagged torrent played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@grizzled canopy carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @grizzled canopy died.

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@arctic temple paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Meteor Staff.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @hexed notch being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @ebon matrix was flattened by a road roller. @ebon matrix died.

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@livid shuttle developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@jolly swift used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @near mortar is now goo. @near mortar died.

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@ionic willow started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @ionic willow died.

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@jagged torrent had a terrible night. @jagged torrent died.

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@novel summit performed surgery on a grape.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @arctic temple was morbidly interested.

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@novel summit programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @novel summit died.

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@arctic temple spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @arctic temple still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @arctic temple died.

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@livid shuttle spoke softly to @hexed notch while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine beat @jolly swift into a pulp with a stale baguette. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@proper wedge woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @long vine found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @proper wedge with bug spray. @proper wedge died.

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@pastel timber tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @pastel timber died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @livid shuttle a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @long vine with it. However, @livid shuttle clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn found a room full of Bunny Banners in @long vine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @long vine. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil wyvern

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @spark storm, @dire night, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @misty gust, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
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@carmine cairn used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@jolly swift found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @livid shuttle, @raw moss, and @spark storm. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @spark storm died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tranquil wyvern would soon die a gruesome death. @tranquil wyvern ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@long vine sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@arctic temple didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@dire night tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@dire night tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @dire night's mind right in front of their face. @dire night died.

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@long vine sat on a wall. @long vine had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @long vine together again. @long vine died.

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@misty gust loves @grizzled canopy to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @misty gust died.

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@arctic temple asked @urban fog to give them a hand, so @urban fog chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@urban fog tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @urban fog died.

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@grizzled canopy built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @grizzled canopy died.

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@tranquil wyvern sacrificed @arctic temple by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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There once was a @livid shuttle who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @livid shuttle's insides, and all the animals were freed. @livid shuttle died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @pastel timber

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@jolly swift encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tranquil wyvern did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@raw moss swung a Tin Broadsword at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @raw moss to receive a yellow card.

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@carmine cairn received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @misty gust

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @mossy jolt, @arctic temple, and @vestal arch
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@exotic saddle tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@mossy jolt consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@glacial totem lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @glacial totem died.

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@dire night started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@vestal arch watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@subtle gorge asked @pastel timber if they "knew the way". @pastel timber didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@arctic temple visited @urban fog, but no one was home. @arctic temple felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@waxen marlin equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@raw moss tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@dire night had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @tranquil wyvern shot them with an arrow. @dire night died.

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@gray sky crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@vestal arch tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@exotic saddle went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @tranquil wyvern and @jolly swift summoned the Impending Doom. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @urban fog died.

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@mossy jolt's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@gray sky tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @waxen marlin thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@pastel timber had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@carmine cairn discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@gray sky realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @gray sky died.

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@waxen marlin's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @waxen marlin died.

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@jolly swift, @arctic temple, and @pastel timber worked on a group project, but it looked like @jolly swift was doing most of the work.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@mossy jolt was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @mossy jolt died.

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@arctic temple saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @arctic temple died.

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@subtle gorge purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @subtle gorge ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@raw moss took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@carmine cairn solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @jolly swift begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@jolly swift spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@jolly swift’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@jolly swift went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@vestal arch was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @vestal arch died.

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@raw moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@subtle gorge handed @jolly swift a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

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@pastel timber slammed @subtle gorge into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @subtle gorge died.

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@raw moss murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @pastel timber in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @raw moss responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@raw moss asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @raw moss to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Apr 2, 2026, 7:06 PM

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dire night Apr 2, 2026, 7:16 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 2, 2026, 7:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @stray trench, and @vestal arch
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@grizzled canopy ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@jolly swift forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @jolly swift wasn't a Slime, @jolly swift was endlessly beaten. @jolly swift died.

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@amber ermine won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@dire night got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @dire night died.

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@amber ermine stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @urban fog died.

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@grizzled canopy's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @grizzled canopy died.

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@raw moss played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@stray trench was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @stray trench died.

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@raw moss tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@vestal arch bashed @tranquil wyvern in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@vestal arch fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @carmine cairn. @vestal arch died.

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@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@carmine cairn threw @tranquil wyvern into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @carmine cairn a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@raw moss wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@carmine cairn used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @vestal arch
150 points go to 5th place: @stray trench
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @dire night
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog Apr 2, 2026, 7:39 PM

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maiden walrus Apr 2, 2026, 7:45 PM

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jolly swift Apr 2, 2026, 7:49 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 2, 2026, 8:25 PM

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magic totem Apr 2, 2026, 8:44 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 2, 2026, 8:44 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 2, 2026, 8:58 PM

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glacial totem Apr 2, 2026, 8:59 PM

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arctic temple Apr 2, 2026, 9:00 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 2, 2026, 9:20 PM

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empty ocean Apr 2, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @magic totem, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, and @arctic temple
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@empty ocean drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @maiden walrus mopped @empty ocean up with a tissue. @empty ocean died.

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@grizzled canopy and @urban fog were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@glacial totem tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@tranquil wyvern wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @jolly swift into an apple. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @raw moss died.

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@maiden walrus started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @maiden walrus soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @maiden walrus died.

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@exotic saddle was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@tranquil wyvern declared war against @magic totem because they didn't like something @magic totem said in their AMA.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @grizzled canopy. Queen Bee died.

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@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@glacial totem overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@arctic temple looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@urban fog looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@magic totem moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @magic totem died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @exotic saddle was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @exotic saddle had ever been in. @exotic saddle died.

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@grizzled canopy made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @grizzled canopy rich and famous.

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@glacial totem practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@tranquil wyvern was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@urban fog watched @carmine cairn go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @carmine cairn was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@glacial totem constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@tranquil wyvern disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @urban fog, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @urban fog died.

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@grizzled canopy farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@carmine cairn saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tranquil wyvern performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@grizzled canopy finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@grizzled canopy explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @grizzled canopy died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Old One's Army while @arctic temple was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @arctic temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@carmine cairn began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @magic totem
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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There are 14 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @snow aurora, @maiden walrus, @magic totem, @exotic saddle, @peak iris, @urban fog, @weak island, @lapis python, and @arctic temple
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@carmine cairn started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @carmine cairn decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@raw moss and @lapis python played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@magic totem messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@snow aurora found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@maiden walrus built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@glacial totem ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@dire night felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@empty ocean started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @empty ocean died.

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@glacial totem breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss challenged @weak island to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @weak island's turn to win. @raw moss died.

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@dire night found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @dire night died.

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@exotic saddle was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@urban fog tried to steal @peak iris's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@arctic temple attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@maiden walrus challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @maiden walrus died.

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@weak island almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@magic totem drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @magic totem died.

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@peak iris had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @peak iris's skull. @peak iris died.

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@snow aurora hid from @carmine cairn by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@exotic saddle used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@arctic temple considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@urban fog was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @urban fog died.

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@lapis python tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@weak island went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @weak island died.

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@carmine cairn sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@exotic saddle tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @arctic temple's head instead. @arctic temple died.

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@snow aurora was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@lapis python sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@snow aurora practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @exotic saddle and @lapis python got their chainsaws ready.

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@carmine cairn was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@exotic saddle transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @exotic saddle died.

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@snow aurora tried to deal a finishing blow to @carmine cairn, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@lapis python escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@carmine cairn vaporized @snow aurora with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @snow aurora died.

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@lapis python tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@lapis python told @carmine cairn that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @carmine cairn vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@carmine cairn told @lapis python to step off their carpet, which they did. @carmine cairn proceeded to murder @lapis python, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @lapis python died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @lapis python
250 points go to 3rd place: @snow aurora
150 points go to 4th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @weak island
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @peak iris
100 points go to 9th place: @magic totem
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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magic totem Apr 2, 2026, 11:55 PM

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urban fog Apr 2, 2026, 11:58 PM

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arctic temple Apr 3, 2026, 12:09 AM

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lapis python Apr 3, 2026, 12:11 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 3, 2026, 12:15 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 3, 2026, 12:29 AM

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charred laurel Apr 3, 2026, 12:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @magic totem, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @urban ether, @lapis python, @stray trench, @arctic temple, and @charred laurel
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@exotic saddle wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@magic totem and @charred laurel found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@stray trench took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@lapis python hosted a spelling bee! @tranquil wyvern had to spell "cat". @maiden walrus had to spell "rain". @urban fog had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@raw moss tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Rich Mahogany Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@arctic temple accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@urban ether spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@maiden walrus was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @maiden walrus into the freezing cold water. @maiden walrus died.

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@magic totem received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @magic totem died.

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@exotic saddle was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @exotic saddle died.

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@lapis python tried to shoot @raw moss using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @urban ether's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@urban fog asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @urban fog died.

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@arctic temple searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@stray trench tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @charred laurel, but it refused to listen because @stray trench didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@lapis python wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@urban ether patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @raw moss in disguise.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @arctic temple wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@tranquil wyvern teleported behind @urban ether using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @urban ether died.

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@stray trench, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @stray trench died.

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@lapis python tried to instigate drama against @arctic temple, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @lapis python used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @arctic temple died.

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@charred laurel was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@tranquil wyvern overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@charred laurel ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @charred laurel died.

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@carmine cairn trapped @tranquil wyvern in a maze, but while they were taunting @tranquil wyvern, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@raw moss planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@tranquil wyvern was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@lapis python didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @lapis python died.

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After opening a present, @raw moss discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@raw moss started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @lapis python
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @charred laurel
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 8th place: @urban ether
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog Apr 3, 2026, 1:20 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 3, 2026, 1:26 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @oak temple, @long vine, @urban fog, @urban ether, @stray trench, @arctic temple, @tulip beacon, and @ionic willow
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@arctic temple preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@ionic willow tried to attack @urban ether with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @ionic willow to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@urban fog found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@glacial totem chased @urban fog with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn and @oak temple got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@raw moss was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@tulip beacon tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@stray trench made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @stray trench died.

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@arctic temple tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @arctic temple died.

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@tulip beacon's skeleton decided that @tulip beacon wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tulip beacon died.

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@ionic willow spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @ionic willow died.

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@glacial totem asked @urban ether to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@urban ether found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @urban ether died.

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@long vine won in a fight against @oak temple by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @oak temple died.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Staff of Regrowth.

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@raw moss accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @raw moss died.

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@long vine got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @urban ether
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @tulip beacon
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @stray trench

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 3, 2026, 1:38 AM

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urban fog Apr 3, 2026, 1:42 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 3, 2026, 1:47 AM

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weak island Apr 3, 2026, 2:17 AM

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small sphinx Apr 3, 2026, 2:20 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 3, 2026, 2:25 AM

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dire night Apr 3, 2026, 2:27 AM

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glacial totem Apr 3, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @small sphinx, @exotic saddle, @clever mason, @urban fog, @weak island, @urban ether, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @hidden hearth
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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@small sphinx gazed at clouds with @exotic saddle. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@dire night finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@raw moss took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @raw moss died.

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@weak island sharpened @dire night's face at a Sharpening Station. @dire night became the sharpest tool in the shed. @dire night died.

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@arctic temple used a Medusa Head on @maiden walrus and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @maiden walrus died.

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@small sphinx accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @small sphinx died.

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@clever mason and @livid shuttle were about to face off, but @clever mason had to run off to the restroom first.

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@exotic saddle pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @exotic saddle died.

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@long vine dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@livid shuttle won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@weak island told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @clever mason and @hidden hearth.

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@glacial totem consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@arctic temple found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@clever mason dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @clever mason died.

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@long vine managed to kill @urban fog by doing absolutely nothing. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@long vine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@livid shuttle found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@weak island likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @weak island probably liked trains a bit too much. @weak island died.

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@urban ether ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @urban ether died.

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@carmine cairn soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @carmine cairn dyed.

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@hidden hearth threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @hidden hearth unlocked the power of flight!

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@arctic temple desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@livid shuttle used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@glacial totem found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@carmine cairn took aim at @arctic temple from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@hidden hearth found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@long vine tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@livid shuttle dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @long vine, but @long vine simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @livid shuttle died.

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@hidden hearth overwhelmed @arctic temple with a storm of flying bananas. @arctic temple died.

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@hidden hearth challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @hidden hearth died.

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@long vine sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn got a piggyback ride from @glacial totem, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hidden hearth
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban ether
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @clever mason

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @dire night, @maiden walrus, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @clever mason, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, and @tulip beacon
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@tulip beacon didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @dire night's. @dire night died.

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@maiden walrus learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @maiden walrus died.

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@urban fog did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @urban fog died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @livid shuttle managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@clever mason failed to properly hydrate. @clever mason died.

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@waxen marlin embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @waxen marlin tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle fed @hexed fiber several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@glacial totem solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@livid shuttle was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @livid shuttle tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tulip beacon felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@tulip beacon received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @tulip beacon died.

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@pastel timber was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn and @hexed fiber had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@glacial totem went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @glacial totem decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@carmine cairn's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @carmine cairn! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@hexed fiber was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@glacial totem found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@carmine cairn tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@glacial totem somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @glacial totem's chests for the rest of its life.

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@hexed fiber did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@hexed fiber was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @hexed fiber died.

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@glacial totem tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@glacial totem suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tulip beacon
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @clever mason
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Apr 3, 2026, 4:39 AM

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urban fog Apr 3, 2026, 5:05 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 3, 2026, 5:25 AM

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amber ermine Apr 3, 2026, 5:37 AM

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tulip beacon Apr 3, 2026, 5:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 6:14 AM

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shadow owl Apr 3, 2026, 6:14 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @shadow owl, @idle egret, @amber ermine, @maiden walrus, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, and @tulip beacon
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@maiden walrus wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@urban fog started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@glacial totem decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @carmine cairn died.

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@waxen marlin found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@shadow owl somehow convinced @idle egret that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @idle egret died.

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@tulip beacon and @mossy jolt cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @mossy jolt, because @tulip beacon was wearing Frost armor.

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@amber ermine joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @amber ermine was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@waxen marlin got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@amber ermine got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @amber ermine died.

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@maiden walrus went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @maiden walrus died.

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@urban fog got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @livid shuttle died.

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@shadow owl began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@tulip beacon verbally roasted @mossy jolt so hard that they burst into flames. @mossy jolt died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @tulip beacon tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tulip beacon died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @shadow owl!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @shadow owl
500 points go to 2nd place: @tulip beacon
250 points go to 3rd place: @mossy jolt
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

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urban fog Apr 3, 2026, 6:37 AM

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glacial totem Apr 3, 2026, 6:41 AM

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amber ermine Apr 3, 2026, 6:45 AM

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pastel timber Apr 3, 2026, 6:46 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 3, 2026, 6:54 AM

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long vine Apr 3, 2026, 7:05 AM

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idle egret Apr 3, 2026, 7:52 AM

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late tartan Apr 3, 2026, 7:58 AM

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mossy jolt Apr 3, 2026, 8:26 AM

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empty ocean Apr 3, 2026, 8:38 AM

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rich fiber Apr 3, 2026, 9:15 AM

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hexed notch Apr 3, 2026, 9:21 AM

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blazing dove Apr 3, 2026, 9:26 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @empty ocean, @blazing dove, @hexed notch, @late tartan, @idle egret, @long vine, @amber ermine, @rich fiber, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @mossy jolt
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@empty ocean was infected by a zombie virus. @empty ocean died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@glacial totem tried to kill @hexed notch by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@blazing dove built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@pastel timber tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@rich fiber got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @rich fiber wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @rich fiber was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@amber ermine tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@glacial totem tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @glacial totem died.

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@empty ocean successfully snuck into @long vine's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @empty ocean died.

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@blazing dove ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @blazing dove said "thanks, you too." @blazing dove died.

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@livid shuttle got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@late tartan used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @late tartan died.

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@waxen marlin stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @waxen marlin blinked first.

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@urban fog filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@livid shuttle drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@idle egret tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @idle egret died.

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@amber ermine saw @waxen marlin trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @amber ermine is calling the police!

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@long vine put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @long vine died.

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@amber ermine panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @amber ermine died.

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@hexed notch wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@rich fiber made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @rich fiber died.

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@pastel timber was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @pastel timber died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @urban fog was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @urban fog had ever been in. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @waxen marlin died.

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@mossy jolt desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@mossy jolt promised to @hexed notch that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@livid shuttle and @hexed notch were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @livid shuttle, but left @hexed notch alone because they smelled funny. @livid shuttle died.

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@mossy jolt tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @mossy jolt died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @mossy jolt
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @rich fiber
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Apr 3, 2026, 10:01 AM

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gray sky Apr 3, 2026, 10:15 AM

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lapis python Apr 3, 2026, 10:23 AM

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hexed notch Apr 3, 2026, 10:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 10:27 AM

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turbid skiff Apr 3, 2026, 10:27 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

toxic estuary Apr 3, 2026, 10:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 10:38 AM

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lapis python Apr 3, 2026, 10:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 10:53 AM

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@lapis python, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

mossy jolt Apr 3, 2026, 10:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 10:55 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 3, 2026, 10:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 10:58 AM

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pastel timber Apr 3, 2026, 11:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 11:21 AM

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jolly swift Apr 3, 2026, 11:25 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, @mossy jolt, @lapis python, and @toxic estuary
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin mistook @turbid skiff's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to start a band, and recruited @toxic estuary as their keyboard player. @toxic estuary showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@gray sky carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @gray sky died.

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@pastel timber tried to use forbidden magic to erase @mossy jolt from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @mossy jolt die, so nothing actually happened.

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@mossy jolt tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @mossy jolt died.

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@lapis python wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @toxic estuary into an apple. @toxic estuary died.

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@tranquil wyvern donned a Martian costume and chased @turbid skiff in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @turbid skiff died.

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@lapis python accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @lapis python died.

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@pastel timber painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@pastel timber tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @pastel timber died.

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@hexed notch went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @jolly swift and @tranquil wyvern summoned the Impending Doom. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@jolly swift tickled @tranquil wyvern from behind while they were busy sharpening their Bee Keeper. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @lapis python
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @toxic estuary
100 points go to 8th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Apr 3, 2026, 11:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 11:39 AM

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toxic estuary Apr 3, 2026, 11:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 11:40 AM

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gray sky Apr 3, 2026, 11:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 11:42 AM

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brave shore Apr 3, 2026, 11:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 11:45 AM

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pastel timber Apr 3, 2026, 11:47 AM

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amber ermine Apr 3, 2026, 12:08 PM

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stray trench Apr 3, 2026, 12:15 PM

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hexed notch Apr 3, 2026, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 12:29 PM

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turbid skiff Apr 3, 2026, 12:29 PM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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long vine Apr 3, 2026, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 12:30 PM

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soft lark Apr 3, 2026, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 12:30 PM

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brave shore Apr 3, 2026, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 12:30 PM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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