#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 182

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 5:35 AM

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@maiden walrus ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @maiden walrus died.

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@rose jewel bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @rose jewel was blown to smithereens. @rose jewel died.

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@fiery belfry "borrowed" @brave shore's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @brave shore's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @fiery belfry could return it.

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@cerulean mauve has fallen, and they can't get up. @cerulean mauve died.

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@analog rapids was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @analog rapids died.

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@unkempt osprey used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@novel summit found some Diamond Ore. @serene garden quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@fiery belfry modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@serene garden's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @serene garden died.

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@brave shore found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@brave shore started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @brave shore while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@unkempt osprey fed @novel summit several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@fiery belfry tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@brave shore fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@fiery belfry had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@fiery belfry fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @fiery belfry died.

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@novel summit's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @novel summit died.

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@unkempt osprey was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @unkempt osprey died.

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@brave shore and @carmine cairn were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @brave shore by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 7th place: @analog rapids
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unkempt osprey Mar 29, 2026, 5:38 AM

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empty ocean Mar 29, 2026, 5:38 AM

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long vine Mar 29, 2026, 5:40 AM

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serene garden Mar 29, 2026, 5:42 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 29, 2026, 5:46 AM

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mossy jolt Mar 29, 2026, 5:55 AM

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analog rapids Mar 29, 2026, 5:58 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 6:29 AM

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hardy patio Mar 29, 2026, 6:29 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 29, 2026, 6:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @hardy patio, @serene garden, @mossy jolt, and @analog rapids
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@empty ocean was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @empty ocean died.

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@serene garden cornered @maiden walrus at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @maiden walrus started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@fiery belfry started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@analog rapids suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@long vine saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@long vine was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@hardy patio made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @hardy patio rich and famous.

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@hardy patio claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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Several players decided to form a band. @carmine cairn was the trumpet, @mossy jolt was the clarinetist, @fiery belfry was the drummer, and @maiden walrus was the drum. @maiden walrus died.

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@unkempt osprey watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@mossy jolt found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @serene garden, who silenced @mossy jolt by filling their hiding place with water. @mossy jolt died.

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@serene garden teleported behind @analog rapids using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @analog rapids died.

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@serene garden was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @serene garden died.

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@unkempt osprey threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@carmine cairn hosted a spelling bee! @fiery belfry had to spell "cat". @hardy patio had to spell "rain". @unkempt osprey had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@fiery belfry and @unkempt osprey set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@unkempt osprey ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @unkempt osprey died.

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@fiery belfry accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @fiery belfry died.

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A zombie snuck up on @hardy patio and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @serene garden
150 points go to 6th place: @analog rapids
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @empty ocean

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 29, 2026, 6:38 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 29, 2026, 6:38 AM

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serene garden Mar 29, 2026, 6:43 AM

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soft lark Mar 29, 2026, 6:45 AM

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empty ocean Mar 29, 2026, 7:00 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 29, 2026, 7:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 7:30 AM

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soft lark Mar 29, 2026, 7:30 AM

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subtle gorge Mar 29, 2026, 7:31 AM

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storm latch Mar 29, 2026, 7:41 AM

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long vine Mar 29, 2026, 7:44 AM

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mossy jolt Mar 29, 2026, 7:56 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 29, 2026, 8:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 8:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @soft lark, @unkempt osprey, @subtle gorge, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @storm latch, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @serene garden, and @mossy jolt
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@hardy patio saw @empty ocean standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @empty ocean died.

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@storm latch killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@maiden walrus got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @subtle gorge got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @maiden walrus died.

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@unkempt osprey found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@long vine found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@storm latch baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @storm latch died.

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@waxen marlin launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@fiery belfry tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@hardy patio asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @waxen marlin, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @hardy patio to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@unkempt osprey calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@waxen marlin was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @waxen marlin died.

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@fiery belfry was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @fiery belfry let them be.

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@subtle gorge created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @serene garden got too close while watching. @serene garden died.

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@subtle gorge read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@unkempt osprey couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@mossy jolt was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@mossy jolt wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @mossy jolt died.

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@fiery belfry wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@long vine was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @subtle gorge stopped them in time.

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@soft lark tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @fiery belfry, but it refused to listen because @soft lark didn't have enough badges.

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@subtle gorge decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @subtle gorge died.

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@unkempt osprey started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@fiery belfry made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@soft lark sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@soft lark lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @soft lark died.

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@unkempt osprey found a room full of Bunny Banners in @fiery belfry's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@unkempt osprey thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @storm latch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proper wedge Mar 29, 2026, 8:40 AM

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hardy patio Mar 29, 2026, 8:42 AM

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amber ermine Mar 29, 2026, 8:48 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 29, 2026, 8:50 AM

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storm latch Mar 29, 2026, 8:52 AM

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drowsy hull Mar 29, 2026, 8:55 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 29, 2026, 9:17 AM

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hexed notch Mar 29, 2026, 9:18 AM

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turbid skiff Mar 29, 2026, 9:18 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 29, 2026, 9:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 9:22 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 29, 2026, 9:26 AM

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honest pine Mar 29, 2026, 9:29 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@honest pine, @hexed notch, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @storm latch, @hardy patio, @turbid skiff, @drowsy hull, and @lime creek
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@proper wedge hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @proper wedge died.

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@unkempt osprey was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @amber ermine's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @amber ermine died.

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@lime creek spoke softly to @drowsy hull while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @drowsy hull died.

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@hexed notch theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@honest pine invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@tranquil wyvern offered to add a gold trim to @hardy patio's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@honest pine wrote @fiery belfry's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @hexed notch died.

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@storm latch heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @storm latch died.

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@hardy patio tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@turbid skiff threw a Stink Potion at @lime creek. @lime creek threw a Toxic Flask right back. @turbid skiff died.

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@lime creek was looking kind of dumb after @unkempt osprey's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @lime creek died.

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@honest pine spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @honest pine died.

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@hardy patio tried to throw a North Pole at @tranquil wyvern before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@unkempt osprey became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio put two forward slashes in front of @unkempt osprey and commented them out of existence. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @storm latch
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @drowsy hull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 29, 2026, 9:41 AM

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pastel stag Mar 29, 2026, 9:42 AM

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wet merlin Mar 29, 2026, 9:51 AM

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mossy jolt Mar 29, 2026, 9:53 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 29, 2026, 9:55 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 29, 2026, 9:57 AM

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storm latch Mar 29, 2026, 9:58 AM

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serene garden Mar 29, 2026, 9:59 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 29, 2026, 10:02 AM

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raw moss Mar 29, 2026, 10:17 AM

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jolly swift Mar 29, 2026, 10:26 AM

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lean dew Mar 29, 2026, 10:26 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 29, 2026, 10:28 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@pastel stag, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @lean dew, @storm latch, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, @serene garden, @lime creek, and @wet merlin
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tranquil wyvern's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@livid shuttle started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@fiery belfry was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@pastel stag didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @pastel stag died.

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@lean dew accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @lean dew died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @steel sentinel knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@wet merlin made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@unkempt osprey needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@storm latch didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @storm latch died.

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@hardy patio went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @mossy jolt had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @hardy patio died.

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@jolly swift went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@jolly swift soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @jolly swift dyed.

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@livid shuttle's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @fiery belfry was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@mossy jolt underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@tranquil wyvern damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@wet merlin became convinced that @raw moss was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @raw moss, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@unkempt osprey looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@lime creek distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@serene garden screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@mossy jolt sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @mossy jolt died.

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@serene garden wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@steel sentinel wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@serene garden started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @serene garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow convinced @lime creek that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @lime creek died.

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@wet merlin accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @wet merlin, go jump off that cliff. @wet merlin died.

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@fiery belfry summoned a solar eclipse while @raw moss was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @fiery belfry died.

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@unkempt osprey used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@steel sentinel wanted to start a band, and recruited @jolly swift as their keyboard player. @jolly swift showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@jolly swift got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @jolly swift, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@tranquil wyvern caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@steel sentinel followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @steel sentinel discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@unkempt osprey challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy jolt

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@livid shuttle refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@long vine obscured @lime creek's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @lime creek escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@storm latch walked into a bar. @fiery belfry laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@jolly swift and @long vine started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @jolly swift took out their actual shotgun. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Bat Scepter.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@drowsy hull snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@raw moss kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@lime creek overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@raw moss and @livid shuttle were about to face off, but @raw moss had to run off to the restroom first.

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@livid shuttle was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift cut a specific wire in @mossy jolt's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @mossy jolt died.

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@drowsy hull held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@drowsy hull accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @drowsy hull died.

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@storm latch tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@storm latch played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @storm latch died.

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@jolly swift fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@hexed notch drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@hexed notch read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @hexed notch then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@raw moss and @lime creek were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@fiery belfry became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @tranquil wyvern had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @fiery belfry's suffering. @fiery belfry died.

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@lime creek found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@jolly swift tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tranquil wyvern turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@lime creek and @jolly swift farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@raw moss tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@jolly swift accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @jolly swift.

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@lime creek declared that 64 was their favorite number. @raw moss wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @lime creek by stabbing them 64 times. @lime creek died.

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@raw moss threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @jolly swift would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @lime creek
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @storm latch
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 12 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @serene garden, @mossy jolt, @cerulean mauve, and @lime creek
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While playing at the beach, @mossy jolt buried @tranquil wyvern in the sand. It took @tranquil wyvern several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@empty ocean was vehicularly manslaughtered by @soft lark's minecart. @empty ocean died.

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@heady wasp found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @heady wasp died.

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@waxen marlin tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @waxen marlin died.

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@serene garden started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@raw moss took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@livid shuttle and @lime creek played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@livid shuttle was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @jolly swift's Star Cannon. @livid shuttle died.

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@serene garden told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @serene garden died.

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@mossy jolt tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @mossy jolt died.

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@lime creek and @raw moss built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tranquil wyvern wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@raw moss built a floating city and named it "England".

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@soft lark ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@cerulean mauve sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @cerulean mauve died.

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@soft lark was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @soft lark died.

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@jolly swift traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@lime creek was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @storm latch, @mossy jolt, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @wide wharf, and @cerulean mauve
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@jolly swift had a wholesome reunion with @heady wasp, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@fiery belfry had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@storm latch shot a sand block at @cerulean mauve with a Sandgun, but @cerulean mauve managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@soft lark found @wide wharf sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@mossy jolt was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@raw moss started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@tranquil wyvern painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@heady wasp forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @heady wasp died.

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@soft lark tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @soft lark died.

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@raw moss was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@arctic temple opened the front door and saw @tranquil wyvern trying to murder the Guide. @arctic temple slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@cerulean mauve practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@storm latch used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @storm latch was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @storm latch died.

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@mossy jolt tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @mossy jolt died.

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@brave shore befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@arctic temple was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @arctic temple died.

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@raw moss managed to kill @cerulean mauve by doing absolutely nothing. @cerulean mauve died.

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@fiery belfry started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@wide wharf tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @wide wharf's brains. @wide wharf died.

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@fiery belfry tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @tranquil wyvern's potions with Red Potions. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @brave shore wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@raw moss got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@brave shore tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@brave shore did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @brave shore died.

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@jolly swift stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @storm latch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Mar 29, 2026, 1:39 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tall pebble, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @maiden walrus, @glossy mantle, @rose jewel, @storm latch, @ebon matrix, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @wide wharf, and @cerulean mauve
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The fighting begins again!

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@tall pebble tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@tall pebble blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @tall pebble died.

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While @heady wasp looked inside a Corruption chasm, @long vine pranked them by pushing them inside. @heady wasp died.

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@storm latch started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@wide wharf made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@glossy mantle joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@formal badge was furious at @ebon matrix for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @formal badge's special someone!

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@maiden walrus tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@amber ermine just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@rose jewel huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@soft lark encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @soft lark decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@fiery belfry became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@long vine started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@raw moss got quantum-entangled with @wide wharf, and used this opportunity to force @wide wharf to pick their own nose.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@amber ermine somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @amber ermine died.

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@maiden walrus tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @maiden walrus died.

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@glossy mantle accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @glossy mantle died. @glossy mantle died. @glossy mantle died. @glossy mantle died.

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@rose jewel breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @rose jewel died.

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@storm latch equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @ebon matrix chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @storm latch's shattered corpse. @storm latch died.

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@ebon matrix used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @ebon matrix died.

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@jolly swift tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@soft lark tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@waxen marlin used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@jolly swift discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@formal badge was walked on by a Martian Walker. @formal badge died.

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@wide wharf performed open heart surgery on @cerulean mauve, even though @cerulean mauve never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @cerulean mauve died.

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@fiery belfry equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@wide wharf built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @wide wharf died.

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@soft lark declared war on emus. The emus won. @soft lark died.

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@fiery belfry made up their own language and used it to threaten @raw moss, who simply scratched their head.

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@tranquil wyvern's booty was plundered by pirates. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @jolly swift begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@jolly swift spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@jolly swift’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@jolly swift went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@fiery belfry accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @fiery belfry died.

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@jolly swift filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@raw moss explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@jolly swift was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cerulean mauve Mar 29, 2026, 2:40 PM

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raw moss Mar 29, 2026, 2:40 PM

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long vine Mar 29, 2026, 2:40 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 29, 2026, 2:48 PM

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supple sun Mar 29, 2026, 2:59 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 29, 2026, 2:59 PM

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mossy jolt Mar 29, 2026, 3:09 PM

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pallid moss Mar 29, 2026, 3:10 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 3:25 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @supple sun, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, @pallid moss, and @cerulean mauve
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The fighting begins again!

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@supple sun tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @supple sun died.

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@raw moss fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @raw moss died.

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@maiden walrus and @cerulean mauve played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@livid shuttle went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @livid shuttle's canvas.

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@long vine was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tranquil wyvern's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @long vine died.

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@maiden walrus forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @maiden walrus died.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@livid shuttle hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @livid shuttle died.

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@mossy jolt tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @mossy jolt died.

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@pallid moss got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @pallid moss died.

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@cerulean mauve thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@carmine cairn wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@tranquil wyvern blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @tranquil wyvern's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@cerulean mauve's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @carmine cairn, but failed to ask for consent.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 4th place: @pallid moss
150 points go to 5th place: @mossy jolt
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @supple sun

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden walrus Mar 29, 2026, 3:41 PM

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raw moss Mar 29, 2026, 3:44 PM

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near mortar Mar 29, 2026, 3:46 PM

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heady wasp Mar 29, 2026, 3:48 PM

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tall pebble Mar 29, 2026, 3:50 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 29, 2026, 4:05 PM

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jolly swift Mar 29, 2026, 4:08 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 4:20 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tall pebble, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, and @near mortar
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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@mossy jolt accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@carmine cairn held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@maiden walrus wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@jolly swift wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@livid shuttle decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@near mortar 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @tall pebble to death. @tall pebble died.

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@heady wasp tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @heady wasp died.

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@livid shuttle, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@near mortar managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@maiden walrus was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @maiden walrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @livid shuttle, who was in the front row. @livid shuttle died.

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@mossy jolt got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @mossy jolt died.

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@raw moss captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@jolly swift tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@near mortar hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @jolly swift died.

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Hey @tranquil wyvern, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@raw moss stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @heady wasp
100 points go to 10th place: @tall pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rose jewel Mar 29, 2026, 4:38 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 29, 2026, 4:40 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 29, 2026, 4:43 PM

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jolly swift Mar 29, 2026, 4:51 PM

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serene garden Mar 29, 2026, 4:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 29, 2026, 5:15 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 5:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 5:21 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 29, 2026, 5:25 PM

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orchid scaffold Mar 29, 2026, 5:28 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hardy patio Mar 29, 2026, 5:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 5:38 PM

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storm latch Mar 29, 2026, 5:40 PM

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mossy jolt Mar 29, 2026, 5:56 PM

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glacial totem Mar 29, 2026, 6:10 PM

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arctic temple Mar 29, 2026, 6:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 6:22 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 6:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 6:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @orchid scaffold, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @storm latch, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @serene garden, @mossy jolt, and @arctic temple
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The fighting begins again!

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@waxen marlin was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@glacial totem was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@glacial totem was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @glacial totem died.

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@maiden walrus was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @maiden walrus died.

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@carmine cairn tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@exotic saddle will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@hardy patio tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@exotic saddle died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @exotic saddle died.

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@rose jewel, @storm latch, and @arctic temple formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@jolly swift got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@rose jewel ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @rose jewel died.

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@storm latch fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@mossy jolt commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@carmine cairn was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@hardy patio was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@waxen marlin started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@serene garden tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@storm latch challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @storm latch died.

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@arctic temple tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@waxen marlin tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @waxen marlin died.

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@serene garden picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @serene garden died.

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@jolly swift planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@hardy patio created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@mossy jolt activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @mossy jolt died.

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@carmine cairn struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@orchid scaffold's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @orchid scaffold, but they were in broad daylight.

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@hardy patio didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @arctic temple's. @arctic temple died.

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@jolly swift tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@orchid scaffold was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@tranquil wyvern had @orchid scaffold lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @orchid scaffold, this wasn't a magic show. @orchid scaffold died.

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@tranquil wyvern was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @jolly swift died.

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@hardy patio started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@carmine cairn looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@hardy patio talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@hardy patio lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @storm latch

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@exotic saddle ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @exotic saddle, @glacial totem broke their fall with their own body. @glacial totem died.

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@tall pebble was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @tall pebble died.

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@hollow glen went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @hollow glen decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@proper wedge started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@rose jewel squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@hollow glen accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @hollow glen died.

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@tranquil wyvern teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@rose jewel summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @arctic temple felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @proper wedge started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@jolly swift befriended @tranquil wyvern by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@carmine cairn ripped @exotic saddle's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

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@arctic temple was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @arctic temple died.

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@proper wedge sat on a wall. @proper wedge had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @proper wedge together again. @proper wedge died.

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@jolly swift told @rose jewel a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @rose jewel died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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After years of research, @jolly swift found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @jolly swift died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @hollow glen
100 points go to 9th place: @tall pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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@mighty coyote came out of @rose jewel's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@raw moss shot @mighty coyote in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @mighty coyote died.

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@proud spruce was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @proud spruce died.

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@azure sundial tried to steal @hollow glen's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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While streaming a fitness game, @exotic saddle accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@exotic saddle was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @exotic saddle died.

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@hollow glen declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @hollow glen's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@rose jewel thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @rose jewel in disguise. Huh? @rose jewel died.

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@azure sundial was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @azure sundial died.

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@glacial totem heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @glacial totem stopped because their voice became horse.

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@raw moss invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@tranquil wyvern searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@glacial totem tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tranquil wyvern drank sand for 10 hours. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hollow glen felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@raw moss went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@glacial totem made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@glacial totem jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@hollow glen contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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A strange device attached itself to @hollow glen's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @hollow glen died.

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After @carmine cairn went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@raw moss vaporized @glacial totem with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hollow glen
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

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@brave shore tried to assassinate @glacial totem, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@unkempt osprey tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@amber ermine somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @amber ermine's chests for the rest of its life.

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@signal minnow started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@exotic saddle and @maiden walrus relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@glacial totem jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @unkempt osprey. Apparently, not that many. @unkempt osprey died.

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@maiden walrus was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @maiden walrus died.

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@amber ermine brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @exotic saddle died.

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@long vine built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@rose jewel started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@rose jewel tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @rose jewel died.

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@signal minnow threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @signal minnow died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @long vine was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @long vine had ever been in. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@carmine cairn played rock-paper-scissors with @brave shore. @carmine cairn played paper. @brave shore played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @carmine cairn was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@brave shore was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @brave shore dried.

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@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @brave shore, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@raw moss equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@brave shore worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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No one told @brave shore that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @unkempt osprey

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@raw moss spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @raw moss died.

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Congratulations, @long vine! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @long vine died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @maiden walrus needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @maiden walrus. @maiden walrus died.

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@turbid swan relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@turbid swan used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @turbid swan died.

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@exotic saddle didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@tranquil wyvern used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @tranquil wyvern then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@wide wharf failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Laser Drill to literally bore @exotic saddle to death. @exotic saddle died.

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@wide wharf broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@weak island found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@teal badge made some Synonym Rolls for @wide wharf and @weak island. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@teal badge stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @teal badge died.

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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @weak island alive. @weak island died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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There was a snake in @wide wharf's boot! @wide wharf died.

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@tranquil wyvern was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @wide wharf
150 points go to 4th place: @weak island
150 points go to 5th place: @teal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 30, 2026, 12:40 AM

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weak island Mar 30, 2026, 1:26 AM

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astral glacier Mar 30, 2026, 1:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 30, 2026, 1:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @heady wasp, @maiden walrus, @turbid swan, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @astral glacier, @weak island, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@raw moss felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @raw moss died.

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@maiden walrus couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@carmine cairn covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@weak island got tired of @heady wasp trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @heady wasp at a Sawmill. @heady wasp died.

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@maiden walrus was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @maiden walrus died.

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@turbid swan constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@glacial totem started rallying for goblin rights.

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@rose jewel found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@orchid scaffold hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@rose jewel followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @rose jewel died.

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@weak island mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @weak island died.

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@cerulean mauve programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @cerulean mauve died.

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@astral glacier used an Inferno Fork to eat. @turbid swan thought they didn't notice, but @astral glacier just really likes spicy food.

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@turbid swan fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @turbid swan died.

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@exotic saddle and @glacial totem decided to play catch with a Cutlass. @exotic saddle missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @exotic saddle died.

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@orchid scaffold purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@orchid scaffold, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @orchid scaffold died.

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@carmine cairn used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@glacial totem screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@astral glacier argued with @glacial totem about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@glacial totem found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @carmine cairn's entire body.

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@carmine cairn drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @astral glacier!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @astral glacier
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 5th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden walrus Mar 30, 2026, 1:38 AM

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dire night Mar 30, 2026, 1:40 AM

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teal badge Mar 30, 2026, 1:42 AM

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arctic temple Mar 30, 2026, 2:02 AM

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heady wasp Mar 30, 2026, 2:26 AM

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idle pike Mar 30, 2026, 2:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 30, 2026, 2:28 AM

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