#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 180

gleaming groveBOT Mar 26, 2026, 8:38 PM

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@steel sentinel put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @strong sierra
100 points go to 8th place: @pale plaza
100 points go to 9th place: @coarse light
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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strong sierra Mar 26, 2026, 8:42 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 26, 2026, 8:48 PM

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muted fern Mar 26, 2026, 8:51 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 26, 2026, 9:00 PM

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stray trench Mar 26, 2026, 9:01 PM

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glacial totem Mar 26, 2026, 9:24 PM

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astral glacier Mar 26, 2026, 9:31 PM

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hallow canyon Mar 26, 2026, 9:31 PM

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brave shore Mar 26, 2026, 9:32 PM

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long vine Mar 26, 2026, 9:58 PM

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tight niche Mar 26, 2026, 10:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 26, 2026, 10:30 PM

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fiery belfry Mar 26, 2026, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 26, 2026, 10:30 PM

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glacial totem Mar 26, 2026, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 26, 2026, 10:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @muted fern, @carmine cairn, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @astral glacier, @steel sentinel, @hallow canyon, @waxen marlin, @stray trench, @brave shore, and @strong sierra
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hallow canyon pickpocketed @carmine cairn, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@long vine worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@fiery belfry befriended @muted fern by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@steel sentinel found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@strong sierra solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@brave shore angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@muted fern was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @muted fern died.

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@waxen marlin started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@long vine accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem pointed a wooden wand at @astral glacier and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@steel sentinel tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@strong sierra drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@steel sentinel sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @steel sentinel died.

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@hallow canyon was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @hallow canyon died.

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@carmine cairn damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@waxen marlin fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @brave shore, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@glacial totem and @strong sierra got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@brave shore found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@fiery belfry found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @stray trench being mercilessly tickled by @waxen marlin.

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@astral glacier became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@waxen marlin tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @waxen marlin was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @waxen marlin died.

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@glacial totem became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@stray trench chewed some gum. It made @stray trench feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @stray trench died.

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@strong sierra sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@brave shore vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @brave shore died.

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@fiery belfry won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@strong sierra is hvinga stroker n. @strong sierra died.

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@fiery belfry put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @astral glacier that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @astral glacier died.

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@glacial totem took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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The Wall of Flesh told @glacial totem that there was something stuck in their teeth. @glacial totem checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow canyon
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stray trench Mar 26, 2026, 10:38 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 26, 2026, 10:39 PM

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deep shuttle Mar 26, 2026, 10:50 PM

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strong sierra Mar 26, 2026, 10:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 26, 2026, 10:54 PM

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coarse light Mar 26, 2026, 11:09 PM

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long vine Mar 26, 2026, 11:15 PM

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weak island Mar 26, 2026, 11:22 PM

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hardy patio Mar 26, 2026, 11:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 26, 2026, 11:25 PM

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idle sky Mar 26, 2026, 11:27 PM

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astral glacier Mar 26, 2026, 11:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @astral glacier, @weak island, @hardy patio, @stray trench, @strong sierra, @coarse light, @cerulean mauve, and @idle sky
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The fighting begins again!

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@weak island swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @weak island died.

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@strong sierra and @coarse light relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@hardy patio spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@deep shuttle took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@stray trench shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @stray trench's face. @stray trench died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @coarse light. @coarse light died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @cerulean mauve accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @cerulean mauve died.

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@fiery belfry won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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While @idle sky looked inside a Corruption chasm, @tranquil wyvern pranked them by pushing them inside. @idle sky died.

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@strong sierra stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @strong sierra died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @astral glacier's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@tranquil wyvern followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @tranquil wyvern discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @tranquil wyvern died.

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The moon hit @fiery belfry's eye like a big pizza pie. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @long vine. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@carmine cairn got a piggyback ride from @deep shuttle, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @deep shuttle died.

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Congratulations, @astral glacier! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @astral glacier died.

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@long vine marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@carmine cairn poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@long vine boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@long vine opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@carmine cairn spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@long vine overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@carmine cairn hid from @long vine by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@long vine found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@carmine cairn invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@long vine played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @strong sierra
100 points go to 9th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 10th place: @cerulean mauve

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 26, 2026, 11:40 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 26, 2026, 11:41 PM

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strong sierra Mar 26, 2026, 11:44 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 26, 2026, 11:48 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 26, 2026, 11:48 PM

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long vine Mar 26, 2026, 11:53 PM

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fiery belfry Mar 27, 2026, 12:18 AM

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turbid skiff Mar 27, 2026, 12:21 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 27, 2026, 12:22 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 27, 2026, 12:25 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @strong sierra, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery belfry tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@slender quarry ran with scissors. @slender quarry died.

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@strong sierra replaced @exotic saddle's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @exotic saddle died.

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@turbid skiff was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @turbid skiff died.

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@livid shuttle tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@carmine cairn began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@strong sierra wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @strong sierra turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @strong sierra died.

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@cerulean mauve challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @cerulean mauve died.

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@steel sentinel claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @carmine cairn was morbidly interested.

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@fiery belfry wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@steel sentinel brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@fiery belfry's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @fiery belfry died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @steel sentinel found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @steel sentinel was trapped for all eternity. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @strong sierra
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mossy jolt Mar 27, 2026, 12:37 AM

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weak island Mar 27, 2026, 12:38 AM

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long vine Mar 27, 2026, 12:47 AM

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ionic willow Mar 27, 2026, 12:48 AM

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strong sierra Mar 27, 2026, 12:49 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 27, 2026, 1:13 AM

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astral glacier Mar 27, 2026, 1:16 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 27, 2026, 1:26 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 27, 2026, 1:29 AM

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elfin cradle Mar 27, 2026, 1:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @elfin cradle, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @astral glacier, @weak island, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, @strong sierra, and @ionic willow
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The fighting begins again!

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@elfin cradle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @elfin cradle died.

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@maiden walrus drank a Molotov Cocktail. @maiden walrus died.

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@astral glacier woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @astral glacier with bug spray. @astral glacier died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @livid shuttle was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@mossy jolt found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@weak island began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @weak island died.

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@strong sierra drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@livid shuttle took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@fiery belfry wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@mossy jolt performed surgery on a grape.

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@long vine tried to set up a campfire, but @ionic willow drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@strong sierra had a wholesome reunion with @ionic willow, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@livid shuttle was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@mossy jolt flossed their teeth with @long vine's shoelaces.

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@mossy jolt attacked @long vine with a Legendary Zenith, but @long vine's pen was mightier. @mossy jolt died.

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@ionic willow was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @ionic willow died.

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@carmine cairn chased @strong sierra with their Shadewood Sword. @strong sierra tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @strong sierra died.

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@long vine was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@fiery belfry tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 6th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

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@glacial totem saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @glacial totem died.

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@undone notch forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @undone notch died.

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@fiery belfry realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@tulip beacon wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@long vine shot their Harpoon to the left of @heady wasp just to scare them. @heady wasp heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @heady wasp died.

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@maiden walrus shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @maiden walrus's head. @maiden walrus died.

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@weak island started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @weak island died.

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@mossy jolt built a floating city and named it "England".

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@mossy jolt's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @mossy jolt to notice them. @mossy jolt died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @tulip beacon's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @tulip beacon died.

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@hardy patio tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@next hemlock started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@long vine stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@next hemlock joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @next hemlock was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@fiery belfry played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@fiery belfry got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio made some scary noises in the dark. @next hemlock sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@next hemlock dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @long vine diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@next hemlock was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @tulip beacon
150 points go to 6th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @weak island
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @heady wasp
100 points go to 10th place: @undone notch

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@static trout built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@astral glacier found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@static trout hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @static trout died.

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@slender quarry tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@undone notch found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@hardy patio watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@undone notch went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @undone notch died.

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@next hemlock took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@strong sierra tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@glacial totem fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@slender quarry tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @slender quarry died.

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@long vine realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@hardy patio walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@astral glacier almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@maiden walrus went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@next hemlock was building a nice house. @strong sierra asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @next hemlock just looked confused.

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@glacial totem paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Inferno Fork.

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@hardy patio was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@maiden walrus sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @maiden walrus died.

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@glacial totem watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@astral glacier lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @astral glacier died.

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@next hemlock used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@strong sierra ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @strong sierra died.

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@glacial totem briefly considered proposing marriage to @carmine cairn, but married a bee instead.

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@next hemlock mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@hardy patio brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@next hemlock opportunistically attacked @hardy patio with a Frostbrand while their cell phone was ringing. @hardy patio died.

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@glacial totem joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@next hemlock tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@glacial totem's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 6th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @undone notch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@static trout pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @static trout died.

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@long vine found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@slender quarry found a hill and started to roll down it. @slender quarry was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @slender quarry died.

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@undone notch clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @undone notch died.

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@ionic willow started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@maiden walrus trash talked @exotic saddle, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @maiden walrus suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @maiden walrus died.

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@long vine tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@exotic saddle was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @livid shuttle died.

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@ionic willow ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @ionic willow died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @next hemlock disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@next hemlock got burninated by Tim. @next hemlock died.

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@long vine stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @undone notch
100 points go to 9th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @potent talon over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@undone notch ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @undone notch died.

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@unkempt osprey tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @hardy patio, but they were in broad daylight.

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@maiden walrus, @gray sky, @carmine cairn, @mossy jolt, @long vine, @fiery belfry, @unkempt osprey, and @hardy patio decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @long vine. @long vine died.

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@potent talon tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@next hemlock started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@maiden walrus started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @maiden walrus died.

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@fiery belfry summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@gray sky dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @gray sky died.

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@hardy patio got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@potent talon ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @potent talon died.

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@mossy jolt decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @mossy jolt died.

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@next hemlock accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@fiery belfry accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @fiery belfry died.

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After eating supper together, @hardy patio betrayed @next hemlock in exchange for 30 silver coins. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@unkempt osprey went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @unkempt osprey died.

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@hardy patio got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@hardy patio became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@carmine cairn did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @hardy patio, who happened to be watching. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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undone notch Mar 27, 2026, 6:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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unkempt osprey Mar 27, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

soft lark Mar 27, 2026, 6:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:47 AM

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oak lantern Mar 27, 2026, 6:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:50 AM

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glacial totem Mar 27, 2026, 6:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:57 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 27, 2026, 7:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:02 AM

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balmy nymph Mar 27, 2026, 7:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:17 AM

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proper wedge Mar 27, 2026, 7:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:27 AM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @balmy nymph, @undone notch, @unkempt osprey, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @proper wedge, @long vine, @oak lantern, @maiden walrus, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@oak lantern aimed a spinning toy at @balmy nymph, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@fiery belfry recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @fiery belfry concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@balmy nymph ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @balmy nymph died.

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@glacial totem hosted a spelling bee! @livid shuttle had to spell "cat". @soft lark had to spell "rain". @unkempt osprey had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@hardy patio farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@proper wedge found a room full of Bunny Banners in @undone notch's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @undone notch. @undone notch died.

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@maiden walrus started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@long vine ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @long vine died.

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@unkempt osprey thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@livid shuttle left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@steel sentinel started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@oak lantern heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @oak lantern died.

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@maiden walrus picked a fight with a goose. @maiden walrus died.

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@fiery belfry was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@soft lark hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@proper wedge and @livid shuttle played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @proper wedge was the chicken. @livid shuttle died.

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@soft lark looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@hardy patio found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@steel sentinel built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@proper wedge was playing hide and seek with @unkempt osprey and @steel sentinel, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @proper wedge died.

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@soft lark summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @soft lark died.

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@glacial totem accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@hardy patio cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@unkempt osprey encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @unkempt osprey died.

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@steel sentinel overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@glacial totem buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@steel sentinel obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@hardy patio and @glacial totem decided to play catch with a Red Phasesaber. @hardy patio missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @hardy patio died.

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@fiery belfry tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@fiery belfry was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @steel sentinel's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel modified @glacial totem's Picksaw to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @glacial totem was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @oak lantern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

undone notch Mar 27, 2026, 7:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:38 AM

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@undone notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 27, 2026, 7:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:52 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 27, 2026, 7:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:56 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 27, 2026, 7:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:57 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Mar 27, 2026, 8:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:00 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 27, 2026, 8:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:01 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unkempt osprey Mar 27, 2026, 8:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:12 AM

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

drowsy hull Mar 27, 2026, 8:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:24 AM

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@drowsy hull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Mar 27, 2026, 8:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:25 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@novel summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fierce hawk Mar 27, 2026, 8:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:29 AM

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@fierce hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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soft lark Mar 27, 2026, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:30 AM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @undone notch, @soft lark, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @fierce hawk, @brave shore, @novel summit, and @drowsy hull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unkempt osprey used the power of Flex Tape to stick @undone notch in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @undone notch's suffering to a swift end. @undone notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @drowsy hull strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @tranquil wyvern suggested using cover against them. @drowsy hull recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@glacial totem and @fierce hawk ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@novel summit developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@fiery belfry was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @fiery belfry dried.

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@drowsy hull wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @drowsy hull died.

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@soft lark took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@fierce hawk tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @fierce hawk died.

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@soft lark tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @soft lark's mind right in front of their face. @soft lark died.

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@steel sentinel swung a Cutlass at @brave shore and missed. However, @brave shore acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @steel sentinel to receive a yellow card.

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@glacial totem was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@unkempt osprey bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @unkempt osprey was blown to smithereens. @unkempt osprey died.

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@long vine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @long vine died.

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@novel summit was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @novel summit died.

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@tranquil wyvern picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@brave shore was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@brave shore met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @brave shore ended up completely fine.

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@glacial totem toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@steel sentinel needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@brave shore tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @brave shore's mouth.

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@brave shore made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 10th place: @fierce hawk

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unkempt osprey Mar 27, 2026, 8:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:38 AM

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

drowsy hull Mar 27, 2026, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:39 AM

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@drowsy hull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 27, 2026, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

long vine Mar 27, 2026, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:39 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 27, 2026, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:39 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 27, 2026, 8:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:42 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven grove Mar 27, 2026, 8:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:56 AM

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@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 27, 2026, 8:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:59 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak lantern Mar 27, 2026, 9:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:05 AM

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@oak lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

empty ocean Mar 27, 2026, 9:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:06 AM

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@empty ocean, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 27, 2026, 9:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:08 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 27, 2026, 9:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:13 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@uneven grove, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark Mar 27, 2026, 9:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:25 AM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Mar 27, 2026, 9:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:28 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @glacial totem, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @soft lark, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @oak lantern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @drowsy hull, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@empty ocean tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @empty ocean died.

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@oak lantern sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@raw moss trapped @fiery belfry in a maze, but while they were taunting @fiery belfry, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@glacial totem played rock-paper-scissors with @drowsy hull. @glacial totem played paper. @drowsy hull played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @glacial totem was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @glacial totem died.

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@hexed notch greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @hexed notch died.

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@soft lark found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@waxen marlin paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Minishark.

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@long vine invited @tranquil wyvern to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @long vine was mauled by wolves. @long vine died.

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@uneven grove tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@oak lantern tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @oak lantern died.

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@soft lark thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@fiery belfry ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @amber ermine before they could say "Zoinks!" @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @waxen marlin died.

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@uneven grove joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@tranquil wyvern was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@drowsy hull traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @drowsy hull died.

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@steel sentinel slammed @uneven grove into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @uneven grove died.

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@soft lark started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@unkempt osprey went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@soft lark challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern told @unkempt osprey that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @unkempt osprey vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@unkempt osprey built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @unkempt osprey died.

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@raw moss started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@fiery belfry drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@tranquil wyvern was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @tranquil wyvern die

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@steel sentinel told @fiery belfry a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@raw moss was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@raw moss was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tranquil wyvern’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@steel sentinel wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@fiery belfry was briefly jumpscared by @tranquil wyvern wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@steel sentinel warned @raw moss not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @raw moss trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned a solar eclipse while @fiery belfry was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @steel sentinel.

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@raw moss activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unkempt osprey Mar 27, 2026, 9:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:40 AM

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark Mar 27, 2026, 9:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:40 AM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 27, 2026, 9:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 27, 2026, 9:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:43 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 27, 2026, 9:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:45 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 27, 2026, 9:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:47 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

austere plinth Mar 27, 2026, 9:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:49 AM

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@austere plinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 27, 2026, 9:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:50 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 27, 2026, 9:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:52 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Mar 27, 2026, 10:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 10:00 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 27, 2026, 10:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 10:19 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Mar 27, 2026, 10:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 10:20 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

undone notch Mar 27, 2026, 10:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 10:20 AM

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@undone notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 27, 2026, 10:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 10:27 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Mar 27, 2026, 10:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 27, 2026, 10:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @undone notch, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @austere plinth, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem and @undone notch were having a nice picnic on the beach when @soft lark stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@long vine got quantum-entangled with @unkempt osprey, and used this opportunity to force @unkempt osprey to pick their own nose.

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@gray sky tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@glacial totem accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @glacial totem died.

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@amber ermine huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@waxen marlin tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@austere plinth called @undone notch a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @undone notch died.

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@steel sentinel somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@brave shore desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@hardy patio rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @hardy patio with unnecessary advice.

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Rumors started spreading that @tranquil wyvern was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @tranquil wyvern.

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@amber ermine summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @hexed notch's life points directly. @hexed notch died.

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@unkempt osprey dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @unkempt osprey died.

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@steel sentinel was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@hardy patio saw @raw moss trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @hardy patio is calling the police!

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@amber ermine climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@austere plinth made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@waxen marlin got tired of @hardy patio trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @hardy patio at a Sawmill. @hardy patio died.

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@gray sky was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@soft lark hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @soft lark could pull it to shore.

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@austere plinth was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @austere plinth died.

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@brave shore decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@waxen marlin sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @waxen marlin died.

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@gray sky triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @brave shore died.

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@soft lark considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@steel sentinel found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@tranquil wyvern explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@soft lark was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @soft lark lived.

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@raw moss used their Starfury to lop off @soft lark's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @raw moss invented golf. @soft lark died.

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@long vine tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @long vine died.

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@raw moss heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @steel sentinel, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@steel sentinel tried to throw a Dark Lance at @raw moss before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@steel sentinel felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@raw moss touched @steel sentinel's gun without permission. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @austere plinth
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @undone notch, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @thin breach, @fiery belfry, @oak lantern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @abstract thunder, @austere plinth, @waxen marlin, @main ridge, and @mossy jolt
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@oak lantern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @oak lantern died.

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@carmine cairn found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @raw moss to check it out. @raw moss decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@thin breach was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @long vine's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @long vine died.

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@waxen marlin thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@amber ermine wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @amber ermine through the wall. @amber ermine died.

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@undone notch paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull The Horseman's Blade.

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@hexed notch started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@abstract thunder was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @abstract thunder died.

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@austere plinth started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@main ridge saw @austere plinth standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @austere plinth died.

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@waxen marlin attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @jolly swift watched the carnage from a safe distance. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch and @thin breach set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@main ridge accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @main ridge died.

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@mossy jolt invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@carmine cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @carmine cairn was forgiven.

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@fiery belfry went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @fiery belfry's canvas.

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@raw moss murdered @undone notch with a knife, but it was actually @mossy jolt in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @mossy jolt died.

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@fiery belfry started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@thin breach flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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@thin breach found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @raw moss, who silenced @thin breach by filling their hiding place with water. @thin breach died.

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@undone notch used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @fiery belfry tested this theory on @undone notch, who bounced, and ended up being right. @undone notch died.

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@carmine cairn adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@fiery belfry became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@carmine cairn adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @raw moss wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @carmine cairn all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@jolly swift went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@jolly swift got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @undone notch
100 points go to 7th place: @thin breach
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @main ridge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @undone notch, @raw moss, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @austere plinth, @gray sky, @mossy jolt, and @near mortar
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@gray sky got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@soft lark spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @soft lark still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @soft lark died.

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@maiden walrus accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @maiden walrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @austere plinth and @amber ermine out.

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@amber ermine threw a snowball at @steel sentinel. To counter this, @steel sentinel threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @amber ermine died.

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@undone notch made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@fiery belfry came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@waxen marlin tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@proper wedge opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@near mortar opened the front door and saw @small sphinx trying to murder the Guide. @near mortar slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@oblique lantern started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@austere plinth ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @austere plinth died.

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@mossy jolt and @raw moss were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @mossy jolt, but left @raw moss alone because they smelled funny. @mossy jolt died.

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@near mortar hadn't seen @fiery belfry in a long time, and missed them. @fiery belfry aimed a Sniper Rifle at @near mortar from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @near mortar died.

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@undone notch returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@small sphinx burned @gray sky to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @small sphinx for reading books. @gray sky died.

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@oblique lantern burst with happiness, quite literally. @oblique lantern died.

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@steel sentinel saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@raw moss literally impeached @proper wedge by squashing them under a giant peach. @proper wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@fiery belfry successfully snuck into @small sphinx's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @steel sentinel's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@jolly swift accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@steel sentinel read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @steel sentinel died.

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@undone notch took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @undone notch died.

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@carmine cairn handed @small sphinx a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @small sphinx died.

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@jolly swift got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn spun around in a full circle and shot @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @small sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @undone notch
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

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strong sierra Mar 27, 2026, 2:20 PM

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Dryad bot can you do your job

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jolly swift Mar 27, 2026, 2:25 PM

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are all the bots just dying now

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Um hello?

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Oh well ig it's all broken since... Uhm... It's not even restricting the msgs...

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