#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 173

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 1:11 AM

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near mortar Mar 21, 2026, 1:27 AM

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 1:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 1:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @mortal tendon, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@mortal tendon managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @mortal tendon found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @mortal tendon died.

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@carmine cairn made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@exotic saddle found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@exotic saddle gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @exotic saddle died.

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@formal badge used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@long vine wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@cerulean mauve let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@acoustic mica had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @hardy patio shot them with an arrow. @acoustic mica died.

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@formal badge ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @formal badge died.

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@near mortar patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @long vine in disguise.

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@cerulean mauve paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Amber Staff.

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@tight niche started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@carmine cairn verbally roasted @cerulean mauve so hard that they burst into flames. @cerulean mauve died.

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@raw moss couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@near mortar lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @near mortar died.

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@hardy patio followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @hardy patio discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@long vine forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @long vine wasn't a Slime, @long vine was endlessly beaten. @long vine died.

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@tight niche distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@raw moss accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@tight niche underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@tight niche put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss pickpocketed @carmine cairn, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@raw moss suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 21, 2026, 1:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 1:38 AM

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sand portal Mar 21, 2026, 1:39 AM

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mortal tendon Mar 21, 2026, 1:39 AM

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nova vortex Mar 21, 2026, 1:40 AM

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raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 1:42 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 21, 2026, 1:42 AM

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 1:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 1:43 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 21, 2026, 1:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 1:45 AM

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 1:47 AM

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near mortar Mar 21, 2026, 2:20 AM

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glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 2:26 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 21, 2026, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 2:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 2:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 2:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @mortal tendon, @long vine, @nova vortex, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
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@glacial totem declared that 64 was their favorite number. @raw moss wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @glacial totem by stabbing them 64 times. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss called @near mortar a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @raw moss died.

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@maiden walrus sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@sand portal sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @sand portal died.

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@mortal tendon ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @mortal tendon said "thanks, you too." @mortal tendon died.

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@nova vortex tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @nova vortex died.

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@maiden walrus tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @maiden walrus died.

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@exotic saddle built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@exotic saddle didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @exotic saddle died.

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@cerulean mauve started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@cerulean mauve tried to shoot @formal badge using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @hardy patio's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@carmine cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@formal badge got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @formal badge died.

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@near mortar tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@long vine used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@cerulean mauve stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @cerulean mauve died.

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@long vine started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @long vine is still slurping that noodle.

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@near mortar thought that @tight niche was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@near mortar was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @near mortar died.

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@hardy patio put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @hardy patio whole. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@long vine read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@tight niche was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @carmine cairn's Star Cannon. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn and @long vine cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @long vine, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

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@carmine cairn made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @nova vortex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cerulean mauve Mar 21, 2026, 2:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 2:37 AM

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hardy patio Mar 21, 2026, 2:37 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 21, 2026, 2:40 AM

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glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 2:42 AM

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raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 2:43 AM

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 2:46 AM

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brave shore Mar 21, 2026, 2:53 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 21, 2026, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 3:05 AM

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slender quarry Mar 21, 2026, 3:16 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 3:27 AM

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delicate thunder Mar 21, 2026, 3:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 3:28 AM

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bleak tulip Mar 21, 2026, 3:28 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @bleak tulip, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @cerulean mauve, and @delicate thunder
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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@maiden walrus watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@slender quarry decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@bleak tulip set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@glacial totem accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @glacial totem died.

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@slender quarry went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @slender quarry died.

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@carmine cairn managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@maiden walrus went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @maiden walrus died.

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@brave shore won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@exotic saddle was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @exotic saddle died.

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@hardy patio drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@cerulean mauve decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@raw moss was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@bleak tulip was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @bleak tulip died.

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@hardy patio asked for @raw moss's autograph. At first, @raw moss was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@cerulean mauve started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@brave shore tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@formal badge was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@carmine cairn forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@livid shuttle bashed @formal badge in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@brave shore tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@delicate thunder drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@raw moss played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@hardy patio smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @livid shuttle is now goo. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore was looking kind of dumb after @formal badge's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @brave shore died.

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@hardy patio dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@raw moss tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @delicate thunder, who happened to be passing by.

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@carmine cairn had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@cerulean mauve's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @formal badge was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@cerulean mauve always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @cerulean mauve died.

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@delicate thunder flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @delicate thunder saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @raw moss stabbed them in the back. @delicate thunder died.

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@carmine cairn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@formal badge boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@hardy patio followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @hardy patio discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss lulled @formal badge into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@carmine cairn found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @delicate thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @bleak tulip
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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delicate thunder Mar 21, 2026, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 3:40 AM

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hardy patio Mar 21, 2026, 3:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 3:41 AM

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slender quarry Mar 21, 2026, 3:43 AM

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 3:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 3:47 AM

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warped jacinth Mar 21, 2026, 3:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 3:48 AM

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 4:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 4:00 AM

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glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 4:20 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 21, 2026, 4:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 4:21 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 4:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 4:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @delicate thunder, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @glacial totem decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@warped jacinth overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@hardy patio talked with @slender quarry about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@long vine was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@formal badge went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @formal badge decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@slender quarry dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @slender quarry died.

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@exotic saddle developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@exotic saddle fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @exotic saddle died.

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@hardy patio was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @formal badge's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @delicate thunder some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @delicate thunder died.

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@warped jacinth stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @warped jacinth died.

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@glacial totem became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@livid shuttle lured @glacial totem into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @glacial totem's dust allergy! @glacial totem died.

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@formal badge asked for @long vine's autograph. At first, @long vine was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@livid shuttle's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @formal badge died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @long vine was flattened by a road roller. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @delicate thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 21, 2026, 4:38 AM

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bb!register

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 4:51 AM

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bb!register

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glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 4:59 AM

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rigid relic Mar 21, 2026, 4:59 AM

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raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 5:07 AM

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granite turret Mar 21, 2026, 5:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 5:27 AM

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signal minnow Mar 21, 2026, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

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nova vortex Mar 21, 2026, 6:17 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 6:28 AM

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bb!register

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safe bramble Mar 21, 2026, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @safe bramble, @raw moss, @long vine, @nova vortex, @granite turret, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @signal minnow
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@glacial totem was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @glacial totem died.

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@safe bramble got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @safe bramble died.

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@hardy patio held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@raw moss watched @granite turret go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @granite turret was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@formal badge walked into a bar. @long vine laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@nova vortex equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @livid shuttle chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @nova vortex's shattered corpse. @nova vortex died.

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@signal minnow stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@granite turret thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @granite turret died.

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@rigid relic tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @rigid relic died.

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@livid shuttle was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@hardy patio didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @long vine, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @long vine died.

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@signal minnow wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@raw moss and @hardy patio played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@signal minnow started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@signal minnow popped @formal badge by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @formal badge died.

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@hardy patio became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@hardy patio made fun of @raw moss for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @raw moss shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @hardy patio died.

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@signal minnow was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @signal minnow died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 8th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 9th place: @nova vortex
100 points go to 10th place: @safe bramble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 6:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 6:41 AM

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glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 6:57 AM

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bb!register

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raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 7:01 AM

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uneven grove Mar 21, 2026, 7:06 AM

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bb!register

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hexed notch Mar 21, 2026, 7:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:19 AM

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safe bramble Mar 21, 2026, 7:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:21 AM

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brave shore Mar 21, 2026, 7:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:22 AM

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safe bramble Mar 21, 2026, 7:23 AM

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brave shore bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:23 AM

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@safe bramble, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Mar 21, 2026, 7:27 AM

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bb!register

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Mar 21, 2026, 7:29 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @safe bramble, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @long vine, @potent talon, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @novel summit, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@brave shore modified @glacial totem's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @glacial totem was never seen again. @glacial totem died.

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@safe bramble spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @safe bramble died.

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@potent talon followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @potent talon died.

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@novel summit complained to @long vine that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@hexed notch promised @formal badge that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @formal badge died.

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@lime creek gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @livid shuttle, who was in the front row. @livid shuttle died.

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@lime creek went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@long vine knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@raw moss accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@novel summit tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @novel summit died.

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@brave shore aimed a Last Prism beam at @uneven grove, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@hexed notch was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@brave shore solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@uneven grove spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @uneven grove died.

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@long vine asked @raw moss if they "knew the way". @raw moss didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@lime creek returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@hexed notch felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@brave shore obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @brave shore never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@hexed notch told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@lime creek was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @lime creek died.

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@raw moss tried to stab @brave shore, but @brave shore's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @brave shore died.

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@long vine watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@raw moss found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@long vine tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @long vine. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lime creek Mar 21, 2026, 7:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:37 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 7:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

bleak tulip Mar 21, 2026, 7:41 AM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Mar 21, 2026, 7:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:43 AM

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versed quest Mar 21, 2026, 7:45 AM

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Bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:46 AM

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 7:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:50 AM

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nova vortex Mar 21, 2026, 7:53 AM

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bb!register

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arctic temple Mar 21, 2026, 8:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:06 AM

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 8:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:15 AM

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ancient geyser Mar 21, 2026, 8:18 AM

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bb!register

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hexed notch Mar 21, 2026, 8:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:24 AM

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signal minnow Mar 21, 2026, 8:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:26 AM

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brave shore Mar 21, 2026, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @versed quest, @hexed notch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @nova vortex, @ancient geyser, @formal badge, @bleak tulip, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @lime creek, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@versed quest got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @versed quest died.

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@nova vortex went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @nova vortex died.

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@signal minnow pointed a wooden wand at @bleak tulip and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@arctic temple descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@raw moss developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@long vine tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@formal badge came out of @lime creek's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@bleak tulip wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @bleak tulip died.

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@brave shore was building a nice house. @ancient geyser asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @brave shore just looked confused.

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@long vine dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@arctic temple had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@arctic temple carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @arctic temple died.

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@hexed notch won in a fight against @lime creek by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @lime creek died.

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@signal minnow used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@hexed notch tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @hexed notch then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@formal badge walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@ancient geyser brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @ancient geyser died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@brave shore went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @brave shore died.

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@signal minnow tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@long vine found a hill and started to roll down it. @long vine was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @ancient geyser
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Mar 21, 2026, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

delicate thunder Mar 21, 2026, 8:53 AM

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bb!register

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@delicate thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 21, 2026, 9:13 AM

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bb!register

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ebon matrix Mar 21, 2026, 9:15 AM

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bb!register

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granite turret Mar 21, 2026, 9:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:17 AM

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ionic nymph Mar 21, 2026, 9:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:20 AM

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sharp raft Mar 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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vague sequoia Mar 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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jolly swift Mar 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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hexed notch Mar 21, 2026, 9:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:23 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat shale Mar 21, 2026, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@flat shale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @ionic nymph, @flat shale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @sharp raft, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @granite turret, @ebon matrix, @livid shuttle, and @delicate thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@sharp raft swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @sharp raft died.

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@tight niche started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@vague sequoia tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @vague sequoia died.

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@granite turret jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @granite turret died.

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@ebon matrix was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @ebon matrix died.

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@livid shuttle created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @livid shuttle's artistic genius.

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@livid shuttle vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@delicate thunder tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @delicate thunder died.

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@ionic nymph accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @ionic nymph died.

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@hexed notch went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @long vine died.

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@flat shale woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @flat shale died.

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@jolly swift and @raw moss huddled around @tranquil wyvern to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tranquil wyvern's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@jolly swift wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @raw moss is approaching @tranquil wyvern!

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@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@raw moss preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@jolly swift challenged @raw moss to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @raw moss's turn to win. @jolly swift died.

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Congratulations, @tight niche! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flat shale
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic nymph
100 points go to 9th place: @delicate thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @granite turret, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @umbral brook, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
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@granite turret vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @granite turret died.

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@livid shuttle pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @cerulean mauve died.

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@brave shore used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @near mortar alive. @near mortar died.

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@formal badge started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @formal badge is still slurping that noodle.

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@umbral brook shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @umbral brook's face. @umbral brook died.

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@tranquil wyvern was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@jolly swift wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @jolly swift through the wall. @jolly swift died.

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@formal badge saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss verbally roasted @tranquil wyvern so hard that they burst into flames. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @long vine flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@brave shore was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@long vine didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @long vine died.

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@tight niche threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@raw moss tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@raw moss went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @umbral brook
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 12:38 PM

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glass vine Mar 21, 2026, 12:48 PM

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brave shore Mar 21, 2026, 12:57 PM

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jolly swift Mar 21, 2026, 12:58 PM

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slender quarry Mar 21, 2026, 1:01 PM

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oblique lantern Mar 21, 2026, 1:05 PM

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dusty holly Mar 21, 2026, 1:16 PM

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tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 1:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @cinder hound, @long vine, @glass vine, @oblique lantern, @dusty holly, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @cerulean mauve
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The fighting begins again!

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@formal badge found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tight niche walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@cinder hound hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @cinder hound died.

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@glass vine traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@oblique lantern had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@livid shuttle took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@long vine found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@jolly swift got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @jolly swift wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @jolly swift was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@glass vine hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @glass vine died.

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@oblique lantern sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @oblique lantern died.

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@brave shore shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@cerulean mauve and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@formal badge had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a The Undertaker. Obviously, this failed.

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@dusty holly tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @dusty holly died.

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@brave shore found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@jolly swift shot @brave shore in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @brave shore died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @livid shuttle started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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The Wall of Flesh told @cerulean mauve that there was something stuck in their teeth. @cerulean mauve checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @cerulean mauve died.

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@formal badge accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@long vine looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@slender quarry fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@slender quarry's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @slender quarry died.

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@raw moss drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@jolly swift tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @livid shuttle found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @livid shuttle was trapped for all eternity. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift found @raw moss sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@jolly swift didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@formal badge told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @formal badge. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@long vine was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tight niche. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @dusty holly

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 1:39 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 21, 2026, 1:40 PM

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raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 1:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 21, 2026, 1:50 PM

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slender quarry Mar 21, 2026, 1:53 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 2:29 PM

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@slender quarry tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @slender quarry died.

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@formal badge silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @livid shuttle's back, which then integrated itself into @livid shuttle's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@maiden walrus made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @maiden walrus died.

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@tight niche felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@carmine cairn tried to shoot @long vine using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tranquil wyvern's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@cerulean mauve accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @cerulean mauve was forgiven.

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@tranquil wyvern complained that they had no life, so @tight niche used a Life Drain to take @livid shuttle's life and give it to @tranquil wyvern. @livid shuttle died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @cerulean mauve up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @cerulean mauve off said cliff. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@raw moss disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@formal badge ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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A Martian Probe spotted @raw moss, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @raw moss was too boring.

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@carmine cairn was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss and @tight niche played hot potato with a grenade. @tight niche forgot to pass it on. @tight niche died.

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@long vine decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@raw moss and @long vine were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@long vine made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@raw moss started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@long vine trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @long vine suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @long vine died.

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@raw moss was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden walrus Mar 21, 2026, 2:38 PM

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raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 2:38 PM

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formal badge Mar 21, 2026, 2:38 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 21, 2026, 2:41 PM

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 2:56 PM

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amber ermine Mar 21, 2026, 3:00 PM

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oblique furnace Mar 21, 2026, 3:13 PM

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jolly swift Mar 21, 2026, 3:20 PM

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orchid scaffold Mar 21, 2026, 3:23 PM

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tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 3:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 3:27 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 21, 2026, 3:28 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @oblique furnace, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @cerulean mauve
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@jolly swift swung a Orichalcum Sword at @steel sentinel and missed. However, @steel sentinel acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @jolly swift to receive a yellow card.

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@amber ermine threw @maiden walrus into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @amber ermine a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @maiden walrus died.

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@amber ermine stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @amber ermine died.

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@cerulean mauve and @oblique furnace fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @cerulean mauve won by breaking @oblique furnace's spine. @oblique furnace died.

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@carmine cairn took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@raw moss swapped @cerulean mauve's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @cerulean mauve then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tight niche tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tight niche didn't know that.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@formal badge visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @formal badge thought her hands were more interesting.

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While streaming a fitness game, @steel sentinel accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@livid shuttle ran with scissors. @livid shuttle died.

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@orchid scaffold and @tranquil wyvern spotted a Razorblade Typhoon on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@jolly swift was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @jolly swift died.

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@orchid scaffold angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @orchid scaffold's floating house. @orchid scaffold died.

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@long vine started riding a Unicorn. @formal badge chased @long vine while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss briefly considered proposing marriage to @steel sentinel, but married a bee instead.

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@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

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@carmine cairn laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@steel sentinel obscured @formal badge's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @formal badge escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@tight niche, @long vine, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@carmine cairn added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@formal badge was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@long vine went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn were about to face off, but @steel sentinel had to run off to the restroom first.

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@steel sentinel walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @orchid scaffold
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @nova vortex, @maiden walrus, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @cerulean mauve
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@raw moss got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @raw moss died.

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@long vine thought they assassinated @steel sentinel, but it was just @long vine in disguise. Huh? @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@maiden walrus listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @maiden walrus saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@nova vortex followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @nova vortex died.

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@jolly swift dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @brave shore fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@livid shuttle donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@tight niche went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@maiden walrus invited @carmine cairn to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @maiden walrus was mauled by wolves. @maiden walrus died.

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@proud lava thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @livid shuttle's head. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@formal badge summoned a solar eclipse while @tight niche was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel became convinced that @tranquil wyvern was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tranquil wyvern, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@brave shore was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @brave shore died.

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@cerulean mauve always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @carmine cairn caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@jolly swift forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel got a piggyback ride from @tranquil wyvern, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@carmine cairn farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@steel sentinel tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @steel sentinel's brains. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @nova vortex, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @indigo inlet, @grizzled canopy, @dusty holly, and @livid shuttle
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While examining a strange emblem, @glacial totem accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @glacial totem died.

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@nova vortex got quantum-entangled with @maiden walrus, and used this opportunity to force @maiden walrus to pick their own nose.

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@exotic saddle wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@slender quarry invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @slender quarry died.

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@jolly swift tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tight niche and @dusty holly, who did not approve of gambling.

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After an intense fight, @grizzled canopy was beaten by @indigo inlet in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @indigo inlet told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tranquil wyvern was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @maiden walrus. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @maiden walrus died.

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@nova vortex found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @nova vortex died.

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@tight niche dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @grizzled canopy diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@carmine cairn used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@exotic saddle decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @exotic saddle died.

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@indigo inlet crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tranquil wyvern made up their own language and used it to threaten @jolly swift, who simply scratched their head.

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@dusty holly tied up @livid shuttle and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @livid shuttle to die. However, @livid shuttle managed to escape from their bonds.

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@livid shuttle realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@indigo inlet is hvinga stroker n. @indigo inlet died.

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@grizzled canopy was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @grizzled canopy into the freezing cold water. @grizzled canopy died.

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@tranquil wyvern cut a specific wire in @dusty holly's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @dusty holly died.

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@jolly swift accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @carmine cairn, because @tight niche was wearing Frost armor.

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@steel sentinel fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@livid shuttle learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@tranquil wyvern looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@carmine cairn rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @carmine cairn with unnecessary advice.

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@livid shuttle found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@tranquil wyvern boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@livid shuttle watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@steel sentinel tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@carmine cairn handed @steel sentinel a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @carmine cairn could pull it to shore.

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@livid shuttle had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @livid shuttle wasn't a pie. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tight niche loves @carmine cairn to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, @wet merlin, and @signal minnow
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@grizzled canopy was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@hexed notch thought that @tranquil wyvern was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@slender quarry was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @slender quarry died.

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@wet merlin went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @wet merlin's fault.

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@carmine cairn wrote @hexed notch's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @hexed notch died.

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@exotic saddle tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @exotic saddle died.

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@grizzled canopy tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @grizzled canopy died.

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@dusty holly wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@jolly swift's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @jolly swift! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@livid shuttle and @signal minnow played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@livid shuttle asked @dusty holly to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @livid shuttle died.

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@dusty holly went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @dusty holly died.

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@tight niche used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @tight niche then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@carmine cairn reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @jolly swift in a Fish costume.

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@wet merlin was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @wet merlin died.

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@carmine cairn had a sleepover with @tranquil wyvern, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@tranquil wyvern asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @tranquil wyvern died.

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@signal minnow crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @signal minnow's entire body.

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@jolly swift took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@carmine cairn crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tight niche played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@steel sentinel splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @signal minnow observed disapprovingly.

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@signal minnow tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@tight niche broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@carmine cairn ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@carmine cairn made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@signal minnow made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @signal minnow died.

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A witch prophesized that @steel sentinel would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tight niche rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tight niche's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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A mysterious stranger gave @tight niche a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @steel sentinel with it. However, @tight niche clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @grizzled canopy

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 6:45 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova vortex Mar 21, 2026, 6:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 6:57 PM

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@nova vortex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 21, 2026, 6:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 6:58 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 21, 2026, 7:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:03 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 21, 2026, 7:19 PM

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BB!REGISTER

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:19 PM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 7:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

granite turret Mar 21, 2026, 7:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:23 PM

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@granite turret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

jolly swift Mar 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

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bB!register

glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Mar 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @nova vortex, @steel sentinel, @granite turret, @wet merlin, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova vortex discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@glacial totem summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @glacial totem died.

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@nova vortex was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @nova vortex died.

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@granite turret's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @granite turret to notice them. @granite turret died.

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@wet merlin accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @wet merlin died.

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@signal minnow baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @signal minnow died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @tranquil wyvern knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@steel sentinel went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@carmine cairn went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@jolly swift was eaten by a tree. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 9th place: @nova vortex
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wet merlin Mar 21, 2026, 7:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:37 PM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova vortex Mar 21, 2026, 7:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:40 PM

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@nova vortex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 7:57 PM

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@granite turret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 21, 2026, 8:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:07 PM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 21, 2026, 8:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:11 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 21, 2026, 8:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:17 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 8:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova vortex Mar 21, 2026, 8:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:25 PM

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@nova vortex, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 21, 2026, 8:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:26 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 8:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

sage jolt Mar 21, 2026, 8:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:46 PM

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@sage jolt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

indigo inlet Mar 21, 2026, 8:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:54 PM

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@indigo inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled canopy Mar 21, 2026, 8:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:58 PM

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@grizzled canopy, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 8:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:59 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

forest lily Mar 21, 2026, 9:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:11 PM

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@forest lily, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Mar 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

azure sundial Mar 21, 2026, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:30 PM

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@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.