#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 171

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 7:28 AM

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modern plover Mar 19, 2026, 7:29 AM

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azure sundial Mar 19, 2026, 7:29 AM

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hybrid iris Mar 19, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @thick steppe, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @hybrid iris, @modern plover, and @hardy patio
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @glacial totem died.

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@upbeat magnet practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @fiery belfry and @azure sundial got their chainsaws ready.

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@thick steppe ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @thick steppe died.

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@hardy patio asked @amber ermine if they "knew the way". @amber ermine didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@amber ermine traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @amber ermine did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine aimed a Last Prism beam at @hybrid iris, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@raw moss found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @raw moss pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@hybrid iris found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@modern plover started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @modern plover died.

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@azure sundial stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@long vine watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@upbeat magnet was dunked on by @hardy patio. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @raw moss excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@hybrid iris was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @hybrid iris died.

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@azure sundial somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@fiery belfry found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@upbeat magnet started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @upbeat magnet died.

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@fiery belfry burst with happiness, quite literally. @fiery belfry died.

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@azure sundial touched @long vine's gun without permission. @azure sundial died.

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@hardy patio found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@long vine invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@raw moss put two forward slashes in front of @long vine and commented them out of existence. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @hybrid iris
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @thick steppe

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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upbeat magnet Mar 19, 2026, 7:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 7:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 7:39 AM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 7:40 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 19, 2026, 7:45 AM

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delicate thunder Mar 19, 2026, 7:54 AM

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clever atlas Mar 19, 2026, 7:57 AM

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honest pine Mar 19, 2026, 8:02 AM

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gleaming grove >>> <@399687044126998528> found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government of...

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amber ermine Mar 19, 2026, 8:05 AM

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edgy niche Mar 19, 2026, 8:29 AM

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turbid skiff Mar 19, 2026, 8:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 19, 2026, 8:29 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @clever atlas, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @turbid skiff, and @delicate thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@turbid skiff found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@upbeat magnet died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @upbeat magnet died.

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@edgy niche made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@amber ermine finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@clever atlas found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @clever atlas died.

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@honest pine argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@amber ermine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @amber ermine died.

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@delicate thunder attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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Out of boredom, @raw moss used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@turbid skiff was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @delicate thunder's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @delicate thunder died.

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@turbid skiff took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @turbid skiff died.

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@honest pine felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@edgy niche became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@edgy niche shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @edgy niche's face. @edgy niche died.

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@honest pine became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@honest pine tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @honest pine died.

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@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@long vine broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @long vine died.

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After an intense fight, @tranquil wyvern was beaten by @tight niche in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tight niche told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tranquil wyvern reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @tight niche to death. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 6th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @delicate thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @clever atlas

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 8:38 AM

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supple sun Mar 19, 2026, 8:38 AM

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honest pine Mar 19, 2026, 8:39 AM

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arctic temple Mar 19, 2026, 8:41 AM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 8:42 AM

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uneven grove Mar 19, 2026, 8:55 AM

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delicate thunder Mar 19, 2026, 8:56 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 19, 2026, 8:59 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 19, 2026, 9:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 9:10 AM

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formal badge Mar 19, 2026, 9:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 9:26 AM

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tight niche Mar 19, 2026, 9:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@honest pine, @supple sun, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @arctic temple, @uneven grove, and @delicate thunder
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@arctic temple was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@honest pine tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@waxen marlin tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@tranquil wyvern started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@formal badge asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@raw moss almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@honest pine swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @honest pine died.

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@supple sun forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @supple sun died.

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@waxen marlin thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @waxen marlin's potions with Red Potions. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle bought a Gatligator and fired it at @long vine for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @livid shuttle furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@livid shuttle tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @formal badge died.

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@arctic temple was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @arctic temple died.

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@delicate thunder was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@uneven grove accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@delicate thunder read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @delicate thunder then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @delicate thunder died.

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While exploring a swamp, @long vine caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tight niche cut through @uneven grove with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @uneven grove died.

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@tranquil wyvern literally can't even. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @long vine's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@raw moss started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@tight niche started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @delicate thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Mar 19, 2026, 9:38 AM

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uneven grove Mar 19, 2026, 9:39 AM

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formal badge Mar 19, 2026, 9:39 AM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 9:40 AM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 9:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 10:25 AM

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turbid skiff Mar 19, 2026, 10:25 AM

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modern plover Mar 19, 2026, 10:26 AM

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safe bramble Mar 19, 2026, 10:26 AM

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tight niche Mar 19, 2026, 10:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 10:27 AM

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uneven grove Mar 19, 2026, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 10:29 AM

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honest pine Mar 19, 2026, 10:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @tight niche, @safe bramble, @raw moss, @long vine, @modern plover, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @arctic temple, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@safe bramble was in the middle of taking a shower when @turbid skiff took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @safe bramble died.

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@long vine wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @long vine died.

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@modern plover was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @modern plover died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @uneven grove was the bartender, @honest pine was the DJ, and @livid shuttle was the pinata. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple trapped @uneven grove in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@formal badge was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @raw moss. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @formal badge died.

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@honest pine built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@arctic temple accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @arctic temple died.

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@uneven grove invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@turbid skiff was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @turbid skiff died.

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@honest pine tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

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@uneven grove dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @uneven grove died.

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@honest pine heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @honest pine died.

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@tight niche started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @honest pine
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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honest pine Mar 19, 2026, 10:37 AM

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uneven grove Mar 19, 2026, 10:37 AM

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honest pine Mar 19, 2026, 10:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 10:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 19, 2026, 10:45 AM

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arctic temple Mar 19, 2026, 10:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 10:49 AM

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amber ermine Mar 19, 2026, 10:50 AM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 11:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 11:00 AM

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uneven grove Mar 19, 2026, 11:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 11:10 AM

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halcyon stratus Mar 19, 2026, 11:21 AM

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hardy patio Mar 19, 2026, 11:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 11:22 AM

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hexed notch Mar 19, 2026, 11:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 19, 2026, 11:29 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@honest pine, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @halcyon stratus, @arctic temple, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @long vine was morbidly interested.

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@arctic temple picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@honest pine fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @honest pine died.

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@livid shuttle dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@amber ermine and @hardy patio were about to face off, but @amber ermine had to run off to the restroom first.

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@long vine tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@halcyon stratus performed surgery on a grape.

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@amber ermine got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle became convinced that @arctic temple was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @arctic temple, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@livid shuttle used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @livid shuttle died.

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@halcyon stratus and @raw moss farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@halcyon stratus tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @halcyon stratus keeled over from a heart attack. @halcyon stratus died.

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@arctic temple took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @arctic temple died.

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@tight niche found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@raw moss was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@uneven grove was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @uneven grove died.

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@hexed notch vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@tranquil wyvern tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@raw moss tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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The Nurse told @tight niche they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @halcyon stratus
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@tight niche, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @halcyon stratus, @arctic temple, and @uneven grove
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@upbeat magnet fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @upbeat magnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of @hardy patio constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @hardy patio died.

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@waxen marlin lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@livid shuttle started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@raw moss was tired of @waxen marlin constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @waxen marlin's front yard. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @halcyon stratus's Rod of Discord.

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@arctic temple told @formal badge a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @formal badge died.

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@halcyon stratus tried to get @livid shuttle to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @halcyon stratus died.

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@tranquil wyvern started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@arctic temple went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@tight niche got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @uneven grove. @uneven grove died.

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A witch prophesized that @livid shuttle would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tranquil wyvern snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@raw moss buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @tight niche and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@livid shuttle and @tight niche played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@raw moss ripped @livid shuttle's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@tight niche was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@tight niche has fallen, and they can't get up. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss got burninated by Tim. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @halcyon stratus
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @flat shale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @uneven grove
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@raw moss playfully poked @azure sundial and laughed. @azure sundial playfully poked them back with a Scourge of the Corruptor. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@livid shuttle used their Adamantite Sword to lop off @amber ermine's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @livid shuttle invented golf. @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @hardy patio died.

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@waxen marlin flossed their teeth with @formal badge's shoelaces.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @waxen marlin, who was in the front row. @waxen marlin died.

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@uneven grove damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@formal badge tried to high-five @tight niche, but @tight niche went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@flat shale passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@tranquil wyvern cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@formal badge underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@livid shuttle ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @livid shuttle died.

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@azure sundial and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @azure sundial's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@carmine cairn tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@uneven grove merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@azure sundial joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @azure sundial was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@flat shale was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @flat shale died.

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@azure sundial tickled @tranquil wyvern from behind while they were busy sharpening their Ice Blade. @azure sundial died.

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@uneven grove equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@tight niche tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@uneven grove tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @uneven grove died.

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@tranquil wyvern was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@carmine cairn was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@long vine somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@long vine woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tight niche made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

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@tight niche offered to add a gold trim to @carmine cairn's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@tight niche got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@carmine cairn, @supple sun, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @uneven grove
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@waxen marlin found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@supple sun took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @supple sun died.

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@slender quarry realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @slender quarry died.

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@uneven grove hid an actuator in @waxen marlin's lunch. Later that day, @waxen marlin stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@livid shuttle stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@uneven grove smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @uneven grove died.

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@carmine cairn tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@long vine learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @tranquil wyvern was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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While streaming a fitness game, @carmine cairn accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@long vine hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @long vine died.

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@tight niche couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@carmine cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@carmine cairn went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @carmine cairn decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @tight niche started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @tight niche with it.. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @supple sun

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 19, 2026, 2:55 PM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 3:06 PM

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amber ermine Mar 19, 2026, 3:09 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 19, 2026, 3:18 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 19, 2026, 3:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 19, 2026, 3:28 PM

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signal minnow Mar 19, 2026, 3:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @uneven grove, and @signal minnow
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@slender quarry uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @slender quarry died.

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@amber ermine drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @waxen marlin died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @tight niche started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@carmine cairn watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@long vine wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @uneven grove some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @uneven grove died.

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@steel sentinel took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@signal minnow started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@long vine was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@signal minnow used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@long vine dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tight niche tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tight niche stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @astral glacier, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, and @whole tartan
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@amber ermine donned a Martian costume and chased @jolly swift in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@long vine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @long vine died.

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@whole tartan looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@exotic saddle tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@oblique lantern found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@amber ermine heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @amber ermine died.

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@astral glacier was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@waxen marlin took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@tranquil wyvern made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

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@astral glacier tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@astral glacier got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @astral glacier died.

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@waxen marlin's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @waxen marlin sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@waxen marlin tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @waxen marlin by two. @waxen marlin died.

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@whole tartan tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @whole tartan died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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Hey @oblique lantern, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @oblique lantern died.

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@tranquil wyvern "borrowed" @tight niche's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @tight niche's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tranquil wyvern could return it.

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@steel sentinel was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @tranquil wyvern with its horns. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @tight niche rich and famous.

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@tight niche took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@steel sentinel went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@steel sentinel found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @steel sentinel's house. @steel sentinel started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@carmine cairn tried to assassinate @steel sentinel, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@carmine cairn activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@steel sentinel got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 6th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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amber ermine Mar 19, 2026, 5:12 PM

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tight niche Mar 19, 2026, 5:29 PM

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abstract thunder Mar 19, 2026, 6:00 PM

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dapper cargo Mar 19, 2026, 6:20 PM

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gray sky Mar 19, 2026, 6:24 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @clever atlas, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @dapper cargo, @steel sentinel, @abstract thunder, @gray sky, and @waxen marlin
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@slender quarry shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@slender quarry challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @slender quarry died.

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@waxen marlin started riding a Unicorn. @clever atlas chased @waxen marlin while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@dapper cargo failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@steel sentinel was building a nice house. @gray sky asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @steel sentinel just looked confused.

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@clever atlas saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @clever atlas died.

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@abstract thunder practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@tight niche started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@dapper cargo tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@amber ermine clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @amber ermine died.

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@dapper cargo thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @dapper cargo died.

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@steel sentinel swung a Light's Bane at @waxen marlin, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@tranquil wyvern built a floating city and named it "England".

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Congratulations, @abstract thunder! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @abstract thunder died.

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@gray sky complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @waxen marlin's life and give it to @gray sky. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@gray sky spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@tranquil wyvern performed an interpretive dance for @carmine cairn and @tight niche as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@steel sentinel spiced up @tranquil wyvern's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tight niche died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @carmine cairn. Queen Bee died.

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@steel sentinel was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @dapper cargo
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @clever atlas

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Mar 19, 2026, 6:40 PM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 7:32 PM

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amber ermine Mar 19, 2026, 7:38 PM

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slender quarry Mar 19, 2026, 7:42 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 19, 2026, 8:23 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @sand portal, @clever atlas, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @gray sky, @dusty holly, and @cerulean mauve
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@clever atlas spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@slender quarry sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @slender quarry died.

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@raw moss looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @raw moss died.

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@sand portal hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @sand portal died.

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@amber ermine's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @amber ermine died.

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@grizzled canopy huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@cerulean mauve played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@gray sky calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@steel sentinel greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @steel sentinel died.

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@gray sky commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@grizzled canopy was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@grizzled canopy tried to explain to @cerulean mauve that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @cerulean mauve countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @grizzled canopy died.

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@clever atlas claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@gray sky gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @gray sky died.

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@dusty holly looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@cerulean mauve put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@carmine cairn drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@tranquil wyvern has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tranquil wyvern woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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Santa Claus asked @dusty holly what they wanted for Christmas. @dusty holly replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@dusty holly swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @dusty holly died.

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@carmine cairn returned to their house, only to find that @cerulean mauve had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@clever atlas built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@cerulean mauve pointed a Shotgun at @clever atlas and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @cerulean mauve looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @cerulean mauve died.

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@clever atlas built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @clever atlas died.

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@tranquil wyvern overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @clever atlas
150 points go to 4th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 5th place: @dusty holly
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @sand portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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clever atlas Mar 19, 2026, 8:39 PM

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sand portal Mar 19, 2026, 8:50 PM

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granite turret Mar 19, 2026, 8:57 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 19, 2026, 9:01 PM

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gray sky Mar 19, 2026, 9:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 19, 2026, 9:29 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 19, 2026, 9:48 PM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 10:01 PM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 10:03 PM

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granite turret Mar 19, 2026, 10:09 PM

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tight niche Mar 19, 2026, 10:28 PM

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slender quarry Mar 19, 2026, 10:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @clever atlas, @long vine, @granite turret, @grizzled canopy, @gray sky, and @cerulean mauve
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@sand portal and @gray sky were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @sand portal played solitaire. @gray sky stood behind them and watched.

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@slender quarry took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @slender quarry died.

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@grizzled canopy tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@raw moss drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @raw moss died.

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@long vine modified @sand portal's Shroomite Digging Claw to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @sand portal was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @sand portal died.

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@tight niche found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@clever atlas confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@cerulean mauve headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @grizzled canopy had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@gray sky and @tight niche were having a nice picnic on the beach when @long vine stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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After eating supper together, @carmine cairn betrayed @long vine in exchange for 30 silver coins. @long vine died.

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@granite turret was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @tight niche tried putting @granite turret back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @granite turret died.

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@grizzled canopy was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @grizzled canopy died.

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@gray sky started barking like a dog while chasing @cerulean mauve.

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@tight niche ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@carmine cairn was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@gray sky was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @gray sky suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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While playing at the beach, @cerulean mauve buried @clever atlas in the sand. It took @clever atlas several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@carmine cairn threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@cerulean mauve found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@gray sky boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @gray sky died.

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@clever atlas befriended @tight niche by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@carmine cairn found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@clever atlas dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tight niche diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@cerulean mauve found @clever atlas sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@tight niche wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@carmine cairn ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@tight niche found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @carmine cairn, @clever atlas, and @cerulean mauve. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tight niche performed open heart surgery on @clever atlas, even though @clever atlas never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @clever atlas died.

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@tight niche challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @clever atlas
150 points go to 4th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @sand portal
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Mar 19, 2026, 10:38 PM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 10:47 PM

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granite turret Mar 19, 2026, 10:47 PM

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clever atlas Mar 19, 2026, 10:49 PM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 10:59 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 19, 2026, 11:04 PM

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gray sky Mar 19, 2026, 11:06 PM

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slender quarry Mar 19, 2026, 11:10 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 19, 2026, 11:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @clever atlas, @long vine, @granite turret, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@slender quarry went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @slender quarry's canvas.

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@raw moss tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @raw moss is now bald.

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The sun burnt @gray sky into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@slender quarry read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @slender quarry died.

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@clever atlas played rock-paper-scissors with @cerulean mauve. @clever atlas played paper. @cerulean mauve played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @clever atlas was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @clever atlas died.

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@gray sky embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @gray sky tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @gray sky died.

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Rumors started spreading that @glacial totem was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @glacial totem.

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While sitting on a bench together with @carmine cairn, @granite turret leaned away and farted.

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@livid shuttle accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @livid shuttle died.

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@granite turret started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@raw moss recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @raw moss concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@cerulean mauve drank sand for 10 hours. @cerulean mauve died.

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@granite turret decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @granite turret died.

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@carmine cairn started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @carmine cairn - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @carmine cairn then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@glacial totem found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@long vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @raw moss's head instead. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @granite turret
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @clever atlas
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 11:38 PM

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slender quarry Mar 19, 2026, 11:44 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 19, 2026, 11:48 PM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 11:59 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 20, 2026, 12:01 AM

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 12:03 AM

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gray sky Mar 20, 2026, 12:05 AM

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near mortar Mar 20, 2026, 12:15 AM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 12:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @granite turret, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
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@maiden walrus hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @maiden walrus could pull it to shore.

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The Wizard showed @cerulean mauve their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@slender quarry went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @raw moss and @granite turret summoned the Impending Doom. @slender quarry died.

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@maiden walrus was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @maiden walrus died.

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@long vine zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@granite turret got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @granite turret died.

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@gray sky stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@cerulean mauve got tired of @gray sky trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @gray sky at a Sawmill. @gray sky died.

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@near mortar tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@livid shuttle found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche pumped @raw moss full of lead. No one was hurt, but @raw moss's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@cerulean mauve's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @cerulean mauve died.

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@long vine learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@tight niche called @near mortar a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @near mortar died.

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@long vine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @long vine died.

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@tight niche trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

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@tight niche put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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uneven sentinel Mar 20, 2026, 12:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 12:36 AM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 12:37 AM

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 12:40 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 20, 2026, 12:40 AM

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slender quarry Mar 20, 2026, 12:42 AM

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 12:43 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 20, 2026, 12:51 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 1:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 1:19 AM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 1:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @uneven sentinel, @granite turret, @livid shuttle, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@cerulean mauve was arrested for killing @slender quarry with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @slender quarry died.

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@long vine dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @long vine died.

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@maiden walrus started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @maiden walrus decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@livid shuttle invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@maiden walrus found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @maiden walrus died.

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@carmine cairn and @uneven sentinel built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@granite turret made fun of @uneven sentinel for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @uneven sentinel shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @granite turret died.

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@cerulean mauve donated all of their organs to those in need. @cerulean mauve died.

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@raw moss tried attacking @livid shuttle, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@carmine cairn heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@uneven sentinel hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @uneven sentinel died.

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@livid shuttle started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@tight niche had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@raw moss invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@raw moss huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @tight niche also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@raw moss took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@tight niche preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@raw moss found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@raw moss looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tight niche found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@raw moss rescued @tight niche from drowning, but in reverse. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 20, 2026, 1:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 1:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 1:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 1:39 AM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 1:43 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 20, 2026, 1:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 1:53 AM

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bleak tulip Mar 20, 2026, 1:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 1:57 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 20, 2026, 2:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:11 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 20, 2026, 2:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:13 AM

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oak temple Mar 20, 2026, 2:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:14 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 2:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @livid shuttle, @bleak tulip, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tight niche was forgiven.

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@long vine sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @long vine died.

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@maiden walrus forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @maiden walrus died.

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@exotic saddle began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@oak temple and @exotic saddle started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @oak temple took out their actual shotgun. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@bleak tulip loves @carmine cairn to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @bleak tulip died.

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@cerulean mauve jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@livid shuttle had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@raw moss found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @raw moss walked out the door.

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@oak temple kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @cerulean mauve. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tight niche felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@oak temple walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @oak temple died.

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@slender quarry used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@carmine cairn fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@raw moss tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tight niche tried to steal @slender quarry's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@raw moss did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@livid shuttle had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@slender quarry made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @slender quarry died.

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@tight niche hid from @livid shuttle by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@raw moss farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @livid shuttle into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @livid shuttle with two Sniper Rifle shots. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche found a room full of Bunny Banners in @carmine cairn's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @slender quarry
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @bleak tulip
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

supple sun Mar 20, 2026, 2:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:40 AM

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@supple sun, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 2:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:41 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 20, 2026, 2:41 AM

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slender quarry Mar 20, 2026, 2:44 AM

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empty fossil Mar 20, 2026, 2:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:49 AM

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@empty fossil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 20, 2026, 2:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:52 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

maiden walrus Mar 20, 2026, 2:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 2:53 AM

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@maiden walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusty holly Mar 20, 2026, 3:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 3:09 AM

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@dusty holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Mar 20, 2026, 3:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 3:10 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cerulean mauve Mar 20, 2026, 3:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 3:25 AM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 3:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 3:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 20, 2026, 3:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 3:28 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 3:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 3:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @supple sun, @tight niche, @raw moss, @empty fossil, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @glass vine, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glass vine wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@carmine cairn was playing hide and seek with @cerulean mauve and @supple sun, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @carmine cairn died.

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@slender quarry ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @slender quarry died.

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@supple sun challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @supple sun died.

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@maiden walrus found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@empty fossil used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @empty fossil died.

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@livid shuttle walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@long vine explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @maiden walrus killed them. @maiden walrus died.

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@exotic saddle felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @exotic saddle died.

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@glass vine tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @glass vine died.

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@waxen marlin did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@raw moss rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@tight niche wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@cerulean mauve suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@dusty holly ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @dusty holly died.

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@raw moss started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @cerulean mauve's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @cerulean mauve died.

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@livid shuttle saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.