#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 153

wide wharf Feb 28, 2026, 11:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 11:06 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 28, 2026, 11:25 PM

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tulip falcon Feb 28, 2026, 11:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 28, 2026, 11:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 11:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vernal arrow, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @tulip falcon, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @wide wharf, and @grim dirge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@vernal arrow tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @vernal arrow died.

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@amber ermine curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @amber ermine in half. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @proud lava died.

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@grim dirge soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @grim dirge dyed.

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@raw moss learned all of @wide wharf's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@tulip falcon tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tulip falcon died.

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@limpid glacier followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @limpid glacier discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @limpid glacier died.

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@brave shore clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @brave shore died.

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@grim dirge tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@carmine cairn wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@wide wharf received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @wide wharf died.

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Hey @grim dirge, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @grim dirge died.

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@long vine mistook @tight niche's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @long vine died.

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@raw moss created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@tight niche gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to get @raw moss to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @grim dirge
150 points go to 6th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @tulip falcon
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

vernal arrow Feb 28, 2026, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 11:39 PM

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raw moss Feb 28, 2026, 11:39 PM

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mighty coyote Feb 28, 2026, 11:47 PM

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glass vine Feb 28, 2026, 11:53 PM

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wide wharf Mar 1, 2026, 12:04 AM

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grim dirge Mar 1, 2026, 12:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 12:09 AM

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 12:11 AM

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idle sky Mar 1, 2026, 12:19 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 12:20 AM

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brave shore Mar 1, 2026, 12:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 12:23 AM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 12:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vernal arrow, @mighty coyote, @glass vine, @hardy patio, @brave shore, @wide wharf, @grim dirge, and @idle sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@vernal arrow went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @vernal arrow died.

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@mighty coyote is hvinga stroker n. @mighty coyote died.

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@glass vine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @glass vine died.

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@tight niche discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@brave shore was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @brave shore died.

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@wide wharf had a terrible night. @wide wharf died.

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@grim dirge tried hacking into @raw moss's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @raw moss's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@hardy patio took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @carmine cairn and @tight niche ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@grim dirge discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @grim dirge died.

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@idle sky challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @idle sky died.

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@raw moss took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@carmine cairn calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@hardy patio finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@tight niche drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@hardy patio threatened @raw moss with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @raw moss informed @hardy patio as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 6th place: @grim dirge
100 points go to 7th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 12:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 12:37 AM

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raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 12:39 AM

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brave shore Mar 1, 2026, 12:47 AM

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balmy willow Mar 1, 2026, 12:52 AM

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idle walrus Mar 1, 2026, 12:57 AM

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limpid glacier Mar 1, 2026, 1:00 AM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 1:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 1:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

near mortar Mar 1, 2026, 1:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 1:32 AM

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jagged echo Mar 1, 2026, 1:49 AM

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sterile sable Mar 1, 2026, 1:57 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 2:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 2:24 AM

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formal badge Mar 1, 2026, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 2:28 AM

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honest pine Mar 1, 2026, 2:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @idle walrus, @hardy patio, @jagged echo, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @sterile sable, @near mortar, and @balmy willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar used a Laser Drill to literally bore @raw moss to death. @raw moss died.

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@idle walrus forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @idle walrus died.

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@hardy patio went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @hardy patio died.

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@jagged echo felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @jagged echo died.

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@limpid glacier tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@limpid glacier started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @limpid glacier died.

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@formal badge yelled, "Duck!" @sterile sable excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @sterile sable died.

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@near mortar panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @near mortar died.

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@balmy willow flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @balmy willow's face off with its bare hands. @balmy willow died.

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@tight niche cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@honest pine pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @honest pine died.

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@formal badge tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn and @brave shore were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tight niche rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tight niche with unnecessary advice.

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@brave shore didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@carmine cairn accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 6th place: @balmy willow
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @jagged echo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Mar 1, 2026, 2:57 AM

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 3:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 3:04 AM

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thick steppe Mar 1, 2026, 3:04 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 3:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 3:23 AM

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arctic temple Mar 1, 2026, 3:28 AM

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formal badge Mar 1, 2026, 3:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 3:29 AM

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@tight niche, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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rigid relic Mar 1, 2026, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 3:30 AM

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@rigid relic, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 4:01 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

still crystal Mar 1, 2026, 4:06 AM

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flat forge Mar 1, 2026, 4:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 4:19 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 4:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 4:22 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 4:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 4:26 AM

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@hardy patio, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @thick steppe, @still crystal, @long vine, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@thick steppe tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @thick steppe died.

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@livid shuttle tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@still crystal wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @rigid relic wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @still crystal killed the Traveling Merchant first. @still crystal died.

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Congratulations, @long vine! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @long vine died.

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@flat forge was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @flat forge died.

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@arctic temple obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @arctic temple never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@rigid relic was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @hardy patio tried putting @rigid relic back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @rigid relic died.

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The Nurse told @formal badge they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @formal badge died.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@livid shuttle tried to high-five @arctic temple, but @arctic temple went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tight niche wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@livid shuttle snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @livid shuttle decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@arctic temple took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @arctic temple died.

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@hardy patio heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@hardy patio headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@carmine cairn found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @carmine cairn saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tight niche stabbed them in the back. @carmine cairn died.

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@livid shuttle found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tight niche flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@hardy patio got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@livid shuttle fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @hardy patio into fertilizer. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @still crystal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 4:38 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 1, 2026, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 4:40 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rigid relic Mar 1, 2026, 4:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 4:43 AM

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still crystal Mar 1, 2026, 4:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 4:45 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 5:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:17 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Mar 1, 2026, 5:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:36 AM

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wraith sage Mar 1, 2026, 5:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:43 AM

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brave shore Mar 1, 2026, 5:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:53 AM

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grim wedge Mar 1, 2026, 5:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:56 AM

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 6:22 AM

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@hardy patio, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @grim wedge, @tight niche, @raw moss, @still crystal, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @wraith sage
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @carmine cairn died.

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@potent talon and @grim wedge were about to face off, but @potent talon had to run off to the restroom first.

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@raw moss tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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A pretty fairy led @grim wedge to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @grim wedge died.

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@rigid relic was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @rigid relic died.

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@hardy patio wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@formal badge fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@potent talon decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@tight niche used an Inferno Fork to eat. @hardy patio thought they didn't notice, but @tight niche just really likes spicy food.

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@formal badge gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @formal badge died.

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@raw moss tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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The Wizard showed @wraith sage their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@still crystal briefly considered proposing marriage to @wraith sage, but married a bee instead.

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@brave shore ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @brave shore died.

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@hardy patio purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @hardy patio ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@raw moss stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@wraith sage heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @wraith sage died.

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@still crystal tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @still crystal died.

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@hardy patio followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tight niche vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @still crystal
150 points go to 5th place: @wraith sage
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @rigid relic

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 7:34 AM

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amber ermine Mar 1, 2026, 8:18 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @amber ermine, @tulip falcon, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @bleak ore, and @wraith sage
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@amber ermine was looking kind of dumb after @wraith sage's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @amber ermine died.

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@tulip falcon got stuck in @hardy patio's Rod of Discord farm. @tulip falcon died.

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@potent talon started blocking @brave shore's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@bleak ore threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@potent talon was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @potent talon died.

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@formal badge angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@formal badge sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @formal badge died.

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@bleak ore found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@livid shuttle tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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The Wall of Flesh told @brave shore that there was something stuck in their teeth. @brave shore checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@arctic temple was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @arctic temple died.

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@bleak ore was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @bleak ore died.

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@livid shuttle took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@hardy patio woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@wraith sage hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@livid shuttle lured @wraith sage into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @wraith sage's dust allergy! @wraith sage died.

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@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@hardy patio was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @wraith sage
150 points go to 5th place: @bleak ore
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @tulip falcon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 8:36 AM

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rich garden Mar 1, 2026, 8:38 AM

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formal badge Mar 1, 2026, 8:39 AM

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flat forge Mar 1, 2026, 8:40 AM

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wraith sage Mar 1, 2026, 8:50 AM

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potent talon Mar 1, 2026, 8:51 AM

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grim wedge Mar 1, 2026, 8:53 AM

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long vine Mar 1, 2026, 8:54 AM

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lime creek Mar 1, 2026, 8:54 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 1, 2026, 8:54 AM

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 9:00 AM

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wet merlin Mar 1, 2026, 9:19 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@grim wedge, @raw moss, @rich garden, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @formal badge, @novel summit, @lime creek, @wraith sage, and @wet merlin
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@hardy patio tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@potent talon accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@grim wedge used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @grim wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@formal badge walked into a bar. @novel summit laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@wet merlin escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@lime creek hid from @long vine by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @rich garden over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@wraith sage spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@raw moss struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@novel summit tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@flat forge sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@rich garden challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @rich garden died.

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@formal badge was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@wet merlin was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @flat forge with its horns. @flat forge died.

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@potent talon received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @potent talon died.

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@hardy patio built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@long vine tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @long vine extremely rich.

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@lime creek spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@formal badge finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@novel summit tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @novel summit died.

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@wraith sage was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @wraith sage died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a The Undertaker. Obviously, this failed.

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@wet merlin decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@raw moss started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@wet merlin accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @wet merlin died.

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@lime creek was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @lime creek died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @raw moss was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@tranquil wyvern walked up to @hardy patio and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tranquil wyvern, that kills people! @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@long vine hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @tranquil wyvern's house. @tranquil wyvern started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@raw moss heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@tranquil wyvern picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@long vine started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@long vine dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @tranquil wyvern, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @wraith sage
100 points go to 8th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 9:39 AM

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 9:39 AM

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long vine Mar 1, 2026, 9:42 AM

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bleak ore Mar 1, 2026, 9:44 AM

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rich garden Mar 1, 2026, 9:48 AM

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rigid relic Mar 1, 2026, 9:50 AM

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solar quiver Mar 1, 2026, 10:05 AM

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prisma juniper Mar 1, 2026, 10:07 AM

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turbid skiff Mar 1, 2026, 10:08 AM

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little storm Mar 1, 2026, 10:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:30 AM

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brave shore Mar 1, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @rich garden, @solar quiver, @long vine, @little storm, @hardy patio, @turbid skiff, @rigid relic, @brave shore, @prisma juniper, and @bleak ore
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@solar quiver found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @solar quiver walked out the door.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@raw moss sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @raw moss died.

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@rich garden angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @rich garden's floating house. @rich garden died.

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@bleak ore encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @bleak ore decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@solar quiver iwwegawy owoed to @brave shore and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @solar quiver died.

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@turbid skiff used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@long vine accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@hardy patio wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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A zombie snuck up on @little storm and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @little storm died.

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@turbid skiff went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @turbid skiff died.

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@hardy patio found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@rigid relic died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @rigid relic was revived.

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@prisma juniper ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@brave shore created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @brave shore's artistic genius.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @rigid relic. Apparently, not that many. @rigid relic died.

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@long vine flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@brave shore tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@prisma juniper and @hardy patio cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @hardy patio, because @prisma juniper was wearing Frost armor.

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@bleak ore overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@hardy patio used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@long vine crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @long vine's entire body.

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@brave shore knocked furiously on @prisma juniper's door while holding an axe. @prisma juniper shouted, "Who's there?"

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@bleak ore literally impeached @brave shore by squashing them under a giant peach. @brave shore died.

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@prisma juniper was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @hardy patio's Star Cannon. @prisma juniper died.

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@bleak ore was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @bleak ore died.

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@long vine watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@hardy patio started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@hardy patio stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @bleak ore
150 points go to 4th place: @prisma juniper
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @little storm
100 points go to 9th place: @solar quiver
100 points go to 10th place: @rich garden

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rich garden Mar 1, 2026, 10:38 AM

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 10:39 AM

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glass vine Mar 1, 2026, 10:44 AM

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acoustic sundial Mar 1, 2026, 10:47 AM

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wet merlin Mar 1, 2026, 10:56 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 1, 2026, 10:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 1, 2026, 11:03 AM

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long vine Mar 1, 2026, 11:09 AM

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brave shore Mar 1, 2026, 11:10 AM

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glass vine Mar 1, 2026, 11:11 AM

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novel summit Mar 1, 2026, 11:12 AM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 11:26 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @rich garden, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @glass vine, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @novel summit, @brave shore, @wet merlin, and @acoustic sundial
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@rich garden flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @rich garden died.

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@glass vine accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @glass vine died.

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@hardy patio teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@waxen marlin had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @waxen marlin wasn't a pie. @waxen marlin died.

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@wet merlin caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@long vine shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@acoustic sundial drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@acoustic sundial fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @acoustic sundial died.

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@novel summit sharpened @hardy patio's face at a Sharpening Station. @hardy patio became the sharpest tool in the shed. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@brave shore handed @novel summit a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @novel summit died.

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@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@brave shore invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@tranquil wyvern threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @long vine died.

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@tight niche poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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While exploring a swamp, @brave shore caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@brave shore used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@brave shore gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @acoustic sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fallow token Mar 1, 2026, 11:38 AM

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rich garden Mar 1, 2026, 11:38 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 1, 2026, 11:41 AM

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long vine Mar 1, 2026, 11:44 AM

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wet merlin Mar 1, 2026, 11:44 AM

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acoustic sundial Mar 1, 2026, 11:44 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 1, 2026, 11:46 AM

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solar quiver Mar 1, 2026, 11:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 1, 2026, 11:49 AM

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trail loom Mar 1, 2026, 11:56 AM

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 11:56 AM

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lime creek Mar 1, 2026, 12:06 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 1, 2026, 12:23 PM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 12:27 PM

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flat forge Mar 1, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @rich garden, @solar quiver, @trail loom, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @fallow token, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, @wet merlin, and @acoustic sundial
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@tight niche found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @tight niche headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@flat forge put two forward slashes in front of @rich garden and commented them out of existence. @rich garden died.

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@waxen marlin walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@fallow token found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @solar quiver died.

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@hardy patio began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@long vine couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@mighty coyote accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @mighty coyote died.

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@fallow token tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @fallow token died.

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@livid shuttle lulled @flat forge into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @flat forge died.

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@waxen marlin ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @livid shuttle died.

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@acoustic sundial tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@lime creek found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @lime creek died.

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@trail loom modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@wet merlin donated all of their organs to those in need. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@trail loom saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @acoustic sundial instead. @acoustic sundial died.

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@hardy patio accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @hardy patio died.

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@trail loom dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @trail loom died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tranquil wyvern's brains. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @acoustic sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 12:38 PM

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wet merlin Mar 1, 2026, 12:38 PM

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acoustic sundial Mar 1, 2026, 12:39 PM

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lime creek Mar 1, 2026, 12:42 PM

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flat forge Mar 1, 2026, 12:42 PM

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rich garden Mar 1, 2026, 12:46 PM

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tough fossil Mar 1, 2026, 12:48 PM

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ancient narwhal Mar 1, 2026, 12:49 PM

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raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 12:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 1, 2026, 1:14 PM

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prisma juniper Mar 1, 2026, 1:20 PM

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glass vine Mar 1, 2026, 1:26 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 1:27 PM

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fresh trout Mar 1, 2026, 1:27 PM

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brave shore Mar 1, 2026, 1:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 1:29 PM

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tough fossil Mar 1, 2026, 1:30 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@ancient narwhal, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @rich garden, @tranquil wyvern, @fresh trout, @glass vine, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @prisma juniper, @brave shore, @lime creek, @tough fossil, @wet merlin, and @acoustic sundial
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@raw moss found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn pickpocketed @brave shore, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@fresh trout climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @fresh trout died.

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@glass vine's skeleton decided that @glass vine wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @glass vine died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @lime creek randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@flat forge got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle and @tough fossil had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @rich garden sped up the process by stabbing @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@ancient narwhal built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@prisma juniper picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @prisma juniper died.

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@tight niche obscured @acoustic sundial's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @acoustic sundial escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@hardy patio heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @wet merlin, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tranquil wyvern received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@lime creek tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @acoustic sundial demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @lime creek by two. @lime creek died.

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@tough fossil went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@ancient narwhal forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@tight niche started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @wet merlin, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @wet merlin died.

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@acoustic sundial got impaled by Mourning Wood. @acoustic sundial died.

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@tranquil wyvern swapped @ancient narwhal's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @ancient narwhal then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @ancient narwhal died.

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@tough fossil spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @tough fossil died.

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@hardy patio wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@brave shore smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tranquil wyvern activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@rich garden did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @hardy patio, who happened to be watching. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @brave shore is now bald.

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@rich garden painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@rich garden stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @rich garden died.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth with @brave shore's shoelaces.

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@brave shore tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@brave shore forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @rich garden
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @tough fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @ancient narwhal
100 points go to 9th place: @acoustic sundial
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rich garden Mar 1, 2026, 1:40 PM

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ancient narwhal Mar 1, 2026, 1:40 PM

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remote pumice Mar 1, 2026, 1:41 PM

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long vine Mar 1, 2026, 1:44 PM

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 1:45 PM

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tough fossil Mar 1, 2026, 1:50 PM

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acoustic sundial Mar 1, 2026, 1:52 PM

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wet merlin Mar 1, 2026, 2:07 PM

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rigid relic Mar 1, 2026, 2:11 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 1, 2026, 2:17 PM

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formal badge Mar 1, 2026, 2:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 2:22 PM

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solar quiver Mar 1, 2026, 2:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 2:26 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@ancient narwhal, @rich garden, @solar quiver, @long vine, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @formal badge, @tough fossil, @wet merlin, and @acoustic sundial
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@tranquil wyvern started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@ancient narwhal put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @ancient narwhal died.

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@rich garden was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @rich garden died.

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@solar quiver talked with @tough fossil about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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While riding on minecart rails, @solar quiver accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @solar quiver died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @acoustic sundial managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@rigid relic traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @rigid relic did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @rigid relic died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tough fossil. @tough fossil died.

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@hardy patio faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@formal badge went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@long vine won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@hardy patio tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@acoustic sundial started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@wet merlin spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @wet merlin died.

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@acoustic sundial started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @acoustic sundial died.

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@remote pumice relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@hardy patio fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @formal badge. @hardy patio died.

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@tranquil wyvern had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@formal badge panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @formal badge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @formal badge
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @acoustic sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @tough fossil
100 points go to 9th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 10th place: @solar quiver

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 1, 2026, 2:38 PM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 3:29 PM

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jolly swift Mar 1, 2026, 3:29 PM

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rain gorge Mar 1, 2026, 3:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @glass vine, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @prisma juniper, @wide wharf, @arctic temple, @rain gorge, and @acoustic sundial
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While exploring the Jungle, @long vine needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @long vine. @long vine died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @glass vine's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @glass vine died.

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@hardy patio summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @hardy patio died.

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@rain gorge traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@acoustic sundial made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @prisma juniper into fertilizer. @prisma juniper died.

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@wide wharf tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@wide wharf sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @wide wharf died.

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@acoustic sundial got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @acoustic sundial died.

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@arctic temple was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @arctic temple died.

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@rain gorge was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @tight niche tried putting @rain gorge back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @rain gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @jolly swift was caught in the crossfire. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@tight niche moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rain gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @acoustic sundial
100 points go to 9th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 10th place: @prisma juniper

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Mar 1, 2026, 3:41 PM

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wide wharf Mar 1, 2026, 4:15 PM

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amber ermine Mar 1, 2026, 4:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 4:27 PM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 4:29 PM

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formal badge Mar 1, 2026, 4:30 PM

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bleak perch Mar 1, 2026, 4:43 PM

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flat forge Mar 1, 2026, 4:47 PM

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prisma juniper Mar 1, 2026, 5:19 PM

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rain mauve Mar 1, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @bleak perch, @tight niche, @rain mauve, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @flat forge, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @prisma juniper, @arctic temple, and @wide wharf
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@bleak perch ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @bleak perch died.

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@amber ermine became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @flat forge still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @livid shuttle died.

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@prisma juniper attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @prisma juniper died.

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@carmine cairn took aim at @formal badge from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@arctic temple got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@tight niche was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@arctic temple wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @arctic temple died.

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@wide wharf tried to throw a Palladium Pike at @carmine cairn before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@rain mauve lulled @wide wharf into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @wide wharf died.

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@formal badge got quantum-entangled with @jolly swift, and used this opportunity to force @jolly swift to pick their own nose.

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@rain mauve had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @rain mauve's skull. @rain mauve died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tranquil wyvern wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@carmine cairn started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@jolly swift started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @carmine cairn forced them to put in some more effort.

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@tranquil wyvern played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @tranquil wyvern died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @formal badge found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @formal badge was trapped for all eternity. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @tight niche stood behind them and watched.

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@jolly swift tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@jolly swift found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tight niche, who was out swimming that day. @tight niche died.

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@jolly swift learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rain mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @prisma juniper
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide wharf Mar 1, 2026, 5:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:38 PM

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prisma juniper Mar 1, 2026, 5:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 1, 2026, 5:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 5:43 PM

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glass vine Mar 1, 2026, 5:56 PM

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jolly swift Mar 1, 2026, 6:00 PM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 6:29 PM

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formal badge Mar 1, 2026, 6:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 6:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 6:45 PM

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wide wharf Mar 1, 2026, 6:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 6:52 PM

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sweet fractal Mar 1, 2026, 6:52 PM

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fallow token Mar 1, 2026, 7:21 PM

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amber kestrel Mar 1, 2026, 7:22 PM

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supple panther Mar 1, 2026, 7:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 7:25 PM

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errant vine Mar 1, 2026, 7:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 7:27 PM

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gusty ermine Mar 1, 2026, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 7:28 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @amber kestrel, @tranquil wyvern, @fallow token, @glass vine, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @formal badge, @prisma juniper, @gusty ermine, @wide wharf, and @supple panther
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@sweet fractal claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@tranquil wyvern walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@prisma juniper wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tight niche into an apple. @tight niche died.

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@amber kestrel was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @amber kestrel died.

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@glass vine stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @glass vine died.

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@sweet fractal was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @sweet fractal died.

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@errant vine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @gusty ermine and @raw moss to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@formal badge sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @formal badge, it was opposite day. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn and @prisma juniper fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @prisma juniper's spine. @prisma juniper died.

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@gusty ermine underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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After years of research, @gusty ermine found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @gusty ermine died.

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@wide wharf was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @wide wharf died.

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@supple panther was looking kind of dumb after @errant vine's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @supple panther died.

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@errant vine drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @jolly swift by squashing them under a giant peach. @jolly swift died.

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@fallow token made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @fallow token died.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@raw moss was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@tranquil wyvern felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@carmine cairn tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fallow token
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @supple panther
100 points go to 8th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @prisma juniper

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber kestrel Mar 1, 2026, 7:38 PM

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amber ermine Mar 1, 2026, 7:38 PM

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supple panther Mar 1, 2026, 7:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 7:39 PM

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fallow token Mar 1, 2026, 7:39 PM

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hexed notch Mar 1, 2026, 7:41 PM

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prisma juniper Mar 1, 2026, 7:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 7:50 PM

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bleak perch Mar 1, 2026, 7:52 PM

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bb!register

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glass vine Mar 1, 2026, 7:53 PM

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wise anvil Mar 1, 2026, 7:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 1, 2026, 8:00 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 8:20 PM

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fathom tulip Mar 1, 2026, 8:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @fathom tulip, @bleak perch, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @amber kestrel, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fallow token, @glass vine, @wise anvil, @prisma juniper, and @supple panther
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hexed notch took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@amber ermine looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@bleak perch didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @bleak perch died.

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@amber kestrel tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @amber kestrel died.

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@fallow token decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@amber ermine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @amber ermine died.

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@fathom tulip hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@glass vine decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @glass vine died.

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@raw moss started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @wise anvil and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@prisma juniper started barking like a dog while chasing @fathom tulip.

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@prisma juniper dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @prisma juniper died.

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@fathom tulip drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @supple panther mopped @fathom tulip up with a tissue. @fathom tulip died.

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@fallow token ripped @hexed notch's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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@supple panther ran with scissors. @supple panther died.

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@fallow token woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @tranquil wyvern found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @fallow token with bug spray. @fallow token died.

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@raw moss pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @wise anvil.

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@wise anvil was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @wise anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@raw moss summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@raw moss stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wise anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @fallow token
150 points go to 6th place: @supple panther
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @fathom tulip
100 points go to 9th place: @prisma juniper
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 8:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 8:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fallow token Mar 1, 2026, 8:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 8:41 PM

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@fallow token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Mar 1, 2026, 8:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 8:44 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat fern Mar 1, 2026, 8:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 8:49 PM

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@upbeat fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Mar 1, 2026, 9:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 9:01 PM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

prisma juniper Mar 1, 2026, 9:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 9:08 PM

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@prisma juniper, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Mar 1, 2026, 9:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 9:23 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 9:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 9:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Mar 1, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

limpid glacier Mar 1, 2026, 10:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:03 PM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 1, 2026, 10:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:17 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 10:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Mar 1, 2026, 10:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:23 PM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid garden Mar 1, 2026, 10:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:28 PM

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@limpid garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid garden Mar 1, 2026, 10:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:28 PM

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@limpid garden, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid garden Mar 1, 2026, 10:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:28 PM

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@limpid garden, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 10:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @long vine, @fallow token, @upbeat fern, @limpid garden, @astral glacier, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @prisma juniper, @idle pike, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hexed notch forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @hexed notch died.

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@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

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@upbeat fern tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @upbeat fern died.

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@idle pike tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@astral glacier received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @astral glacier died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @limpid glacier farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @limpid glacier died.

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@brave shore built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @brave shore died.

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@wet merlin found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@long vine tried to shoot an apple off of @prisma juniper's head. @long vine's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @prisma juniper died.

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@wet merlin emerged from a tree stump and scolded @fallow token for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @fallow token was still holding an axe. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@limpid garden and @long vine had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @raw moss sped up the process by stabbing @limpid garden. @limpid garden died.

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@fallow token and @long vine decided to play catch with a White Phasesaber. @fallow token missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @fallow token died.

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@long vine wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @long vine died.

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@raw moss was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".