epic-battles

[edgy patio]

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[urban sequoia]

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[inland spoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[minor jewel]

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[restive iron]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @edgy patio, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @restive iron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@formal badge and @edgy patio ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@edgy patio somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @edgy patio died.

@urban sequoia learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@minor jewel had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@restive iron bragged to @long vine about their combat skills. @long vine didn't really know @restive iron and had no idea how this conversation started.

@livid shuttle started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @livid shuttle died.

@formal badge followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @formal badge discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @formal badge died.

@tranquil wyvern found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@inland spoke saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@limpid glacier accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @limpid glacier died.

@tranquil wyvern consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@minor jewel started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @minor jewel died.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @urban sequoia excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@red kindle knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@restive iron called @long vine a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @restive iron died.

@unkempt osprey threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@tranquil wyvern ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@unkempt osprey spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @unkempt osprey died.

@red kindle ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@inland spoke found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@long vine brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@urban sequoia started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@red kindle tried to attack @tight niche with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @red kindle to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

After @red kindle drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @red kindle died.

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @inland spoke's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @inland spoke died.

@tranquil wyvern realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried to shoot an apple off of @urban sequoia's head. @tight niche's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @restive iron
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[limpid glacier]

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[red kindle]

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[pallid moss]

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[abstract thunder]

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[gray sky]

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[carmine cairn]

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[urban sequoia]

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[inland spoke]

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[brave shore]

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[late mica]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[worn grotto]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @late mica, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @worn grotto, @pallid moss, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

There was a snake in @late mica's boot! @late mica died.

@red kindle tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@urban sequoia wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@long vine discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @long vine died.

@inland spoke walked into a bar. @limpid glacier laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@gray sky was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @gray sky died.

@unkempt osprey went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @unkempt osprey's canvas.

@pallid moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

@tight niche rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tight niche with unnecessary advice.

@carmine cairn started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@worn grotto built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@abstract thunder was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @abstract thunder died.

@urban sequoia found the Last Prism. Then @tight niche found another one, meaning that @urban sequoia's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@limpid glacier received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @limpid glacier died.

@inland spoke murdered @red kindle with a knife, but it was actually @pallid moss in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @inland spoke didn't care that much. @pallid moss died.

@worn grotto took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @worn grotto died.

@livid shuttle was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@red kindle played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @red kindle. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @inland spoke died.

@brave shore tried to deal a finishing blow to @carmine cairn, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@urban sequoia couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@urban sequoia used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @urban sequoia died.

@unkempt osprey literally impeached @tight niche by squashing them under a giant peach. @tight niche died.

@brave shore was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@carmine cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@carmine cairn hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@brave shore complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @unkempt osprey's life and give it to @brave shore. @unkempt osprey died.

@brave shore gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @worn grotto
100 points go to 10th place: @pallid moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[upbeat fern]

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[gray sky]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[inland spoke]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[vagrant storm]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[astral glacier]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @astral glacier, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @urban sequoia
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@vagrant storm was dunked on by @carmine cairn. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@urban sequoia found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@vagrant storm was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@inland spoke spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@red kindle threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@upbeat fern ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @upbeat fern died.

@gray sky worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@gray sky put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @gray sky whole. @gray sky died.

@livid shuttle, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tranquil wyvern decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@astral glacier and @unkempt osprey huddled around @urban sequoia to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @urban sequoia's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@red kindle took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@red kindle read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @red kindle then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @inland spoke instead. @inland spoke died.

@carmine cairn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@tranquil wyvern got quantum-entangled with @astral glacier, and used this opportunity to force @astral glacier to pick their own nose.

@unkempt osprey tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @unkempt osprey died.

@urban sequoia decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@tranquil wyvern couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@astral glacier ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@tight niche aimed a Last Prism beam at @astral glacier, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@carmine cairn started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@urban sequoia made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @urban sequoia rich and famous.

@urban sequoia played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@astral glacier cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@tight niche was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @tight niche died.

The Wall of Flesh told @astral glacier that there was something stuck in their teeth. @astral glacier checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @astral glacier died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[minor jewel]

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[gleaming grove]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[inland spoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[glass vine]

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[amber ermine]

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[mighty coyote]

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[solemn current]

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[gray sky]

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[upbeat fern]

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[formal badge]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[tight niche]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @solemn current, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @glass vine, @gray sky, @formal badge, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@mighty coyote entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @mighty coyote died.

@upbeat fern slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @amber ermine's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @amber ermine died.

@upbeat fern got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @upbeat fern died.

@glass vine wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @glass vine died.

@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @urban sequoia caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@gray sky's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @gray sky died.

@formal badge caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @formal badge died.

@minor jewel tried to get @unkempt osprey to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @minor jewel died.

@inland spoke told @solemn current to step off their carpet, which they did. @inland spoke proceeded to murder @solemn current, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @solemn current died.

@red kindle thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@unkempt osprey dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @urban sequoia, but @urban sequoia simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @unkempt osprey died.

@tranquil wyvern clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@inland spoke picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@urban sequoia used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@carmine cairn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@tight niche tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@urban sequoia built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@tight niche wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tight niche through the wall. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @solemn current
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[inland spoke]

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[formal badge]

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[minor jewel]

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[polar sonnet]

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[oak temple]

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[limpid glacier]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[errant vine]

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[unkempt osprey]

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @errant vine, @polar sonnet, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

Several players decided to form a band. @amber ermine was the trumpet, @urban sequoia was the clarinetist, @polar sonnet was the drummer, and @oak temple was the drum. @oak temple died.

@red kindle decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@inland spoke tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@amber ermine accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @amber ermine died.

@errant vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @errant vine's head. @errant vine died.

@polar sonnet didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @polar sonnet died.

Santa Claus asked @formal badge what they wanted for Christmas. @formal badge replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@limpid glacier was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @limpid glacier died.

@minor jewel tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @minor jewel died.

@unkempt osprey found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@red kindle tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @red kindle was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @inland spoke died.

@unkempt osprey's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tight niche and @tranquil wyvern's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @unkempt osprey died.

@tranquil wyvern attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @formal badge watched the carnage from a safe distance. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@formal badge read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @formal badge died.

@tight niche used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@urban sequoia toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @urban sequoia died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @polar sonnet

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There are 15 players remaining.
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@errant vine has fallen, and they can't get up. @errant vine died.

@urban sequoia felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@tight niche considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@waxen marlin became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @waxen marlin died.

@inland spoke captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tranquil wyvern would soon die a gruesome death. @tranquil wyvern ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@carmine cairn took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@eager coyote flexed so hard on @gray sky that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @gray sky died.

@minor jewel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@wet merlin started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@formal badge saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @formal badge died.

@red kindle found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@dull gazelle tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @dull gazelle died.

@inland spoke tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @red kindle, but they were in broad daylight.

@minor jewel's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @minor jewel to notice them. @minor jewel died.

@wet merlin went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @wet merlin died.

@urban sequoia hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@unkempt osprey tried to destroy @tranquil wyvern by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@tight niche used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@unkempt osprey started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@inland spoke took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@tranquil wyvern summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @eager coyote's life points directly. @eager coyote died.

@urban sequoia drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@carmine cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@red kindle purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@tranquil wyvern was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@red kindle snuck up behind @tight niche, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @red kindle decided not to kill them. Yet.

@carmine cairn found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@urban sequoia found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @red kindle died.

@unkempt osprey found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@tranquil wyvern found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tranquil wyvern died.

@inland spoke consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@unkempt osprey was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @unkempt osprey into the freezing cold water. @unkempt osprey died.

@urban sequoia went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@inland spoke stopped a meteor from crushing @carmine cairn and @tight niche with their own body. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @onyx trellis, @gray sky, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@minor jewel became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@mighty coyote accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @mighty coyote died.

@tranquil wyvern was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@upbeat fern tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @upbeat fern died.

@urban sequoia made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @minor jewel joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @minor jewel died.

@unkempt osprey overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@errant vine tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@carmine cairn fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@red kindle learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @red kindle died.

@gray sky tried to attack @inland spoke with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@unkempt osprey was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @onyx trellis. @onyx trellis died.

@tight niche found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@inland spoke tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @inland spoke died.

@errant vine opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @errant vine's neck. @errant vine died.

@tranquil wyvern threw a Stink Potion at @raw moss. @raw moss threw a Toxic Flask right back. @tranquil wyvern died.

@urban sequoia overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@tight niche tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@unkempt osprey went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@gray sky was walked on by a Martian Walker. @gray sky died.

@raw moss handed @urban sequoia a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @urban sequoia died.

@unkempt osprey stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @unkempt osprey died.

@tight niche tried to set up a campfire, but @carmine cairn drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@tight niche went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @raw moss summoned the Impending Doom. @tight niche died.

@raw moss tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @raw moss's brains. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @onyx trellis

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @dull gazelle, @minor jewel, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
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@vagrant storm felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @oak lodge setting explosives beneath them. @vagrant storm died.

@inland spoke walked up to @dull gazelle and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @inland spoke, that kills people! @dull gazelle died.

@minor jewel dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @minor jewel died.

@oak lodge drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @oak lodge died.

@errant vine, @tight niche and @red kindle played hot potato with a grenade. @red kindle forgot to pass it on. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @inland spoke died.

@errant vine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @errant vine died.

@urban sequoia found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@tranquil wyvern put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @urban sequoia, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@raw moss contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tight niche into an apple. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @daring void, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @limpid glacier, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@daring void caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @daring void died.

@tranquil wyvern was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@urban sequoia smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@upbeat fern wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

@vagrant storm gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @vagrant storm died.

@carmine cairn killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@tight niche was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@limpid glacier insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @upbeat fern insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @upbeat fern, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @upbeat fern died.

@raw moss started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @tight niche forced them to put in some more effort.

@tranquil wyvern 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @limpid glacier to death. @limpid glacier died.

@inland spoke tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@red kindle activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @red kindle died.

@minor jewel tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @minor jewel decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @inland spoke into fertilizer. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia spun around in a full circle and shot @tranquil wyvern with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@raw moss tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@minor jewel forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@minor jewel tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @minor jewel died.

While sitting on a bench together with @carmine cairn, @raw moss leaned away and farted.

@tight niche thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@tight niche and @urban sequoia had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@urban sequoia was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@carmine cairn was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@tight niche and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

@tight niche used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

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[minor jewel]

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[red kindle]

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[wet merlin]

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[daring void]

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[carmine cairn]

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[inland spoke]

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[cinder mortar]

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[unique birch]

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[urban sequoia]

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[tight niche]

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[errant vine]

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[warped jacinth]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @daring void, @cinder mortar, @red kindle, @errant vine, @unique birch, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, @wet merlin, and @warped jacinth
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The fighting begins again!

@warped jacinth threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@inland spoke drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@wet merlin tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @wet merlin didn't know that.

@urban sequoia drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@errant vine distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@daring void sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@inland spoke ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @inland spoke died.

@daring void moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @daring void died.

@raw moss donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@cinder mortar fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@tight niche heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@cinder mortar fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @cinder mortar died.

@unique birch accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @unique birch allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@warped jacinth opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@wet merlin came out of @urban sequoia's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@red kindle sat on a wall. @red kindle had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @red kindle together again. @red kindle died.

@tight niche tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@unique birch made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @unique birch died.

@carmine cairn swapped @urban sequoia's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @urban sequoia then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @urban sequoia died.

@wet merlin accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @wet merlin died.

@carmine cairn somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@warped jacinth stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @warped jacinth died.

@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @minor jewel on a spit. @minor jewel died.

@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@raw moss was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@carmine cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @errant vine tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@errant vine cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @errant vine's heart! @errant vine died.

@raw moss was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @raw moss died.

@tight niche placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @unique birch
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

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[river frost]

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[long vine]

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[proud lava]

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[raw moss]

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[minor jewel]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tacit escarp]

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[errant vine]

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[idle pike]

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[warped jacinth]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @proud lava, @errant vine, @river frost, @minor jewel, @idle pike, and @warped jacinth
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@long vine ran with scissors. @long vine died.

@proud lava was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @proud lava died.

Low on health, @river frost hid from @minor jewel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @river frost died.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@tacit escarp created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @minor jewel got too close while watching. @minor jewel died.

@idle pike paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @warped jacinth. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @warped jacinth died.

@carmine cairn broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@tight niche found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@tacit escarp went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @idle pike had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @tacit escarp died.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tight niche being mercilessly tickled by @idle pike.

@errant vine got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@carmine cairn found a room full of Bunny Banners in @errant vine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @errant vine. @errant vine died.

@raw moss will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@idle pike silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @carmine cairn's back, which then integrated itself into @carmine cairn's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@tight niche started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @tight niche suddenly didn't feel so good. @tight niche died.

@idle pike couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@carmine cairn and @idle pike were having a nice picnic on the beach when @raw moss stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@idle pike decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @idle pike died.

@carmine cairn found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@raw moss invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tacit escarp
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @river frost
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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[raw moss]

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[alpine bramble]

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[long vine]

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[river frost]

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[limpid glacier]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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[stray fossil]

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[tight niche]

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[mighty coyote]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[mighty coyote]

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[grand dagger]

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[idle pike]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @grand dagger, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @stray fossil, @red kindle, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @idle pike, @alpine bramble, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@stray fossil built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @raw moss was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @raw moss died.

@river frost used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@tight niche found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tight niche walked out the door.

@inland spoke dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @inland spoke died.

@carmine cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@urban sequoia and @grand dagger relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@alpine bramble decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@idle pike used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@grand dagger heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @grand dagger died.

@mighty coyote practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @mighty coyote died.

@idle pike forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@stray fossil was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @stray fossil died.

@urban sequoia and @long vine ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@alpine bramble took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@red kindle received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

@limpid glacier was arrested for killing @river frost with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @river frost died.

@livid shuttle accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @livid shuttle died.

@limpid glacier fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @limpid glacier died.

@alpine bramble was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @alpine bramble barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @alpine bramble died.

@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@urban sequoia baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @urban sequoia died.

@long vine was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@carmine cairn got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @carmine cairn, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tight niche died.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @long vine found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @long vine was trapped for all eternity. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @alpine bramble
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @river frost
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[limpid glacier]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[arctic temple]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[glass vine]

bb!register

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[exotic saddle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[alpine bramble]

bb!register

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[idle pike]

bb!register

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[stray fossil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@stray fossil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[river frost]

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[raw moss]

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[idle sky]

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[stray hill]

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@stray hill, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @stray fossil, @exotic saddle, @glass vine, @stray hill, @river frost, @limpid glacier, @arctic temple, @idle sky, @idle pike, and @alpine bramble
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@long vine's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @long vine died.

@stray fossil wished for the ability to fly. @stray hill granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @stray fossil died.

@raw moss bashed @idle pike in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@river frost flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

@carmine cairn was cornered by @glass vine, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@idle sky was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @idle sky suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@alpine bramble found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@unkempt osprey drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@arctic temple became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@idle pike was tired of @glass vine constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @glass vine's front yard. @glass vine died.

@river frost fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @river frost died.

@stray hill used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@raw moss sang a song to try to impress @alpine bramble, @arctic temple, and @idle sky. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @unkempt osprey tattled on them.

@raw moss underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@limpid glacier was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @limpid glacier died.

@arctic temple was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @arctic temple died.

@idle sky returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@alpine bramble found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@stray hill drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@alpine bramble took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @alpine bramble died.

@idle sky accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @idle sky was forgiven.

@idle pike tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@stray hill spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @stray hill died.

@idle sky was looking kind of dumb after @unkempt osprey's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @idle sky died.

@unkempt osprey used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @unkempt osprey died.

@idle pike was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @idle pike died.

@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@raw moss found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@carmine cairn was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@raw moss wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

@carmine cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@raw moss swung a Mandible Blade at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @raw moss to receive a yellow card.

@carmine cairn played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@raw moss dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@carmine cairn got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@raw moss tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@raw moss hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 6th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 7th place: @alpine bramble
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[stray fossil]

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[raw moss]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[glass vine]

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[brave shore]

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[modern plover]

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[stray hill]

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@stray hill, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[granite root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glass vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glass vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[warped jacinth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@warped jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @stray fossil, @proud lava, @modern plover, @granite root, @glass vine, @stray hill, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@oak temple tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @oak temple. @oak temple died.

@stray fossil was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @stray fossil died.

@waxen marlin tried to confess their love to @raw moss, but @raw moss interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@proud lava tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @proud lava died.

@stray hill started rallying for goblin rights.

@modern plover was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @modern plover died.

@brave shore started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@granite root started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @granite root died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@livid shuttle equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@glass vine forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @glass vine died.

@waxen marlin fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tranquil wyvern and @warped jacinth to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@gray sky became convinced that @raw moss was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @raw moss, who was left very confused (and wet).

@livid shuttle made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@unkempt osprey recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@stray hill huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@stray hill was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@gray sky found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@unkempt osprey's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Silver Shortsword was nice and clean, but their The Bee's Knees's string broke, and their Venom Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

@waxen marlin jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@warped jacinth gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

@stray hill was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @stray hill died.

@gray sky sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @gray sky died.

@waxen marlin tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @waxen marlin died.

@warped jacinth was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@livid shuttle put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @raw moss died.

@unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, and @brave shore formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@unkempt osprey put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @unkempt osprey died.

@tranquil wyvern swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @brave shore woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@brave shore pranked @warped jacinth by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@brave shore got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @warped jacinth!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @warped jacinth
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet merlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tender dock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[arctic temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[warped jacinth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@warped jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@tender dock, @honest pine, @subtle dew, @oak temple, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @oak temple, @long vine, @red kindle, @modern plover, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @wet merlin, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tender dock accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tender dock died.

@warped jacinth donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@subtle dew began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @subtle dew died.

@long vine tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@oak temple traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @oak temple did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @oak temple died.

@modern plover equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @raw moss chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @modern plover's shattered corpse. @modern plover died.

@steel sentinel angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @steel sentinel died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @waxen marlin used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @livid shuttle died.

@oak temple had @wet merlin lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @wet merlin, this wasn't a magic show. @wet merlin died.

@unkempt osprey consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @honest pine spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@warped jacinth had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@long vine swung a Lead Shortsword at @arctic temple, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @oak temple found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @oak temple died.

@honest pine tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@urban sequoia and @warped jacinth played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@long vine walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@arctic temple tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @arctic temple died.

@warped jacinth's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @warped jacinth died.

@red kindle put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@honest pine went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @honest pine died.

@long vine wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@urban sequoia tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@long vine got stuck in @raw moss's Rod of Discord farm. @long vine died.

@unkempt osprey wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

@urban sequoia discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@unkempt osprey ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @unkempt osprey died.

@red kindle had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @red kindle wasn't a pie. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @urban sequoia's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@urban sequoia received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @urban sequoia died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[arctic temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register