#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 143

gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 12:36 PM

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@jolly swift tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a True Night's Edge instead of a Bug Net.

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@static orbit accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @static orbit died.

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@inland spoke and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @tight niche tattled on them.

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@jolly swift threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@inland spoke triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @red kindle died.

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Santa Claus asked @long vine what they wanted for Christmas. @long vine replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@jolly swift managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@long vine stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @long vine's ego received a small boost.

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@urban sequoia escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@tight niche swung a Palm Wood Sword at @jolly swift and missed. However, @jolly swift acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @tight niche to receive a yellow card.

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@urban sequoia declared war on emus. The emus won. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine summoned a solar eclipse while @tight niche was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @long vine died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @jolly swift spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@tight niche caused @jolly swift to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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While riding on minecart rails, @jolly swift accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 12:39 PM

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 12:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 21, 2026, 12:46 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 12:56 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 1:14 PM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 1:20 PM

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errant vine Feb 21, 2026, 1:24 PM

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vagrant storm Feb 21, 2026, 1:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 1:28 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 1:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @red kindle, @errant vine, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle tried hacking into @vagrant storm's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @vagrant storm's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@inland spoke crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@long vine used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@carmine cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@urban sequoia visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @urban sequoia thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tight niche painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@errant vine and @red kindle had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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The Cyborg hacked into @minor jewel's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@tranquil wyvern found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@minor jewel was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@tight niche’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@urban sequoia zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@vagrant storm tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @vagrant storm then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @vagrant storm died.

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@red kindle spoke softly to @minor jewel while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @minor jewel died.

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@livid shuttle tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @red kindle died.

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@errant vine was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@errant vine placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @errant vine died.

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Congratulations, @tranquil wyvern! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@inland spoke used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine was in the middle of taking a shower when @urban sequoia took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @long vine died.

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@urban sequoia painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@urban sequoia thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tight niche is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tight niche started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@tight niche was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Feb 21, 2026, 1:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 1:55 PM

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jolly swift Feb 21, 2026, 2:07 PM

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 2:10 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 2:21 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 2:23 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 2:26 PM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 2:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 2:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @red kindle keeled over from a heart attack. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@inland spoke accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @tranquil wyvern died.

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@minor jewel started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @minor jewel died.

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@jolly swift was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@urban sequoia didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@jolly swift started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @tight niche and @long vine out.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @carmine cairn knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@tight niche was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @tight niche died.

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@jolly swift got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 2:37 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 2:40 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 2:40 PM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 2:41 PM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 2:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 21, 2026, 2:58 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 3:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 3:18 PM

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calm wind Feb 21, 2026, 3:23 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 3:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 3:24 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @calm wind, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@long vine got burninated by Tim. @long vine died.

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@minor jewel had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @minor jewel's skull. @minor jewel died.

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@red kindle saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@calm wind told @livid shuttle to bite the dust. In response, @livid shuttle took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@calm wind's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @calm wind died.

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@urban sequoia was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @tight niche, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @urban sequoia died.

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@livid shuttle found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@tight niche asked @carmine cairn to give them a hand, so @carmine cairn chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@livid shuttle tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@tight niche was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @calm wind
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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deft ocean Feb 21, 2026, 3:49 PM

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jolly swift Feb 21, 2026, 3:50 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 21, 2026, 3:57 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 3:57 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 3:59 PM

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upbeat fern Feb 21, 2026, 4:04 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 4:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 4:05 PM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 4:23 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 4:25 PM

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tight forum Feb 21, 2026, 4:29 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 4:29 PM

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lyric carbon Feb 21, 2026, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 4:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @lyric carbon, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @deft ocean, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@urban sequoia discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @carmine cairn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@minor jewel accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @minor jewel.

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@livid shuttle's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @livid shuttle responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@jolly swift wished for the ability to fly. @deft ocean granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @jolly swift died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @tight forum accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @tight forum died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@tight niche, @lyric carbon, and @red kindle worked on a group project, but it looked like @tight niche was doing most of the work.

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@carmine cairn threw @upbeat fern in the washing machine and turned it on. @upbeat fern died.

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@deft ocean stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @deft ocean died.

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@red kindle overwhelmed @livid shuttle with a storm of flying bananas. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche found a room full of Bunny Banners in @inland spoke's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @inland spoke. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @red kindle on a spit. @red kindle died.

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@minor jewel and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tight niche sped up the process by stabbing @minor jewel. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@tight niche sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@carmine cairn hid from @urban sequoia by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tranquil wyvern heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @tranquil wyvern stopped because their voice became horse.

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@tranquil wyvern thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia bought a Gatligator and fired it at @carmine cairn for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @urban sequoia furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@urban sequoia felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @lyric carbon setting explosives beneath them. @urban sequoia died.

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@lyric carbon took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @lyric carbon died.

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@carmine cairn called @tight niche on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @lyric carbon
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @deft ocean

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight forum Feb 21, 2026, 4:50 PM

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amber ermine Feb 21, 2026, 4:53 PM

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wet merlin Feb 21, 2026, 4:59 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 5:28 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @deep shuttle, @tight niche, @raw moss, @rain mauve, @tight forum, @chrome steeple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @upbeat fern, @formal badge, @minor jewel, @oak lodge, and @wet merlin
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@tight forum was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@tranquil wyvern created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tranquil wyvern's artistic genius.

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@oak lodge stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@minor jewel was tired of @zealous rock constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @zealous rock's front yard. @zealous rock died.

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@rain mauve was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @rain mauve died.

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@tight forum traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tight forum did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tight forum died.

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@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @chrome steeple started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @chrome steeple with it.. @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@wet merlin built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@formal badge pranked @amber ermine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@upbeat fern wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@carmine cairn found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@amber ermine tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @amber ermine died.

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@upbeat fern was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @upbeat fern died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @wet merlin is approaching @minor jewel!

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@tranquil wyvern comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@formal badge summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @formal badge died.

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@minor jewel spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @minor jewel died.

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@oak lodge tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @oak lodge died.

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@wet merlin hadn't seen @deep shuttle in a long time, and missed them. @deep shuttle aimed a Sniper Rifle at @wet merlin from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tight niche's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@deep shuttle was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@raw moss was furious at @tight niche for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @raw moss's special someone!

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@carmine cairn found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@deep shuttle invited @raw moss to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @deep shuttle was mauled by wolves. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche were about to face off, but @carmine cairn had to run off to the restroom first.

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@carmine cairn wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@raw moss found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@carmine cairn was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @raw moss. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

formal badge Feb 21, 2026, 5:39 PM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 5:40 PM

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zealous rock Feb 21, 2026, 5:42 PM

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pallid moss Feb 21, 2026, 5:42 PM

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obsidian storm Feb 21, 2026, 5:45 PM

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raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 5:46 PM

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rain mauve Feb 21, 2026, 6:01 PM

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oak lodge Feb 21, 2026, 6:02 PM

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upbeat fern Feb 21, 2026, 6:04 PM

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amber ermine Feb 21, 2026, 6:11 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 21, 2026, 6:14 PM

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wet merlin Feb 21, 2026, 6:15 PM

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tight forum Feb 21, 2026, 6:15 PM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 6:18 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 6:18 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 6:19 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 6:21 PM

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worn mason Feb 21, 2026, 6:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:24 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:29 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @rain mauve, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @formal badge, @pallid moss, @obsidian storm, @oak lodge, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @carmine cairn died.

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@zealous rock forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @zealous rock died.

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@red kindle sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tranquil wyvern was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@worn mason was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @worn mason died.

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@rain mauve was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @rain mauve died.

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@tight forum hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @tight forum died.

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@pallid moss silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @amber ermine's back, which then integrated itself into @amber ermine's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@upbeat fern flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tight niche when the world was flipped.

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@amber ermine accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @amber ermine died. @amber ermine died. @amber ermine died. @amber ermine died.

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@upbeat fern got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @upbeat fern died.

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@formal badge discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @formal badge died.

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@oak lodge found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@tranquil wyvern sacrificed @pallid moss by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @pallid moss died.

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@obsidian storm accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @obsidian storm died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Flower of Frost.

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@wet merlin thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@wet merlin tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @wet merlin died.

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@oak lodge attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @raw moss watched the carnage from a safe distance. @oak lodge died.

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@raw moss started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @minor jewel forced them to put in some more effort.

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@tight niche has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tight niche woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@inland spoke was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@red kindle wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@tranquil wyvern purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@urban sequoia started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@tranquil wyvern fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@minor jewel donated all of their organs to those in need. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia performed surgery on a grape.

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@inland spoke put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@red kindle went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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Several players decided to form a band. @urban sequoia was the trumpet, @tranquil wyvern was the clarinetist, @tight niche was the drummer, and @red kindle was the drum. @red kindle died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @tranquil wyvern tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @urban sequoia. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @obsidian storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oak lodge Feb 21, 2026, 6:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:40 PM

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@oak lodge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 6:41 PM

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tight forum Feb 21, 2026, 6:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:41 PM

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zealous rock Feb 21, 2026, 6:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:47 PM

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@zealous rock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 21, 2026, 6:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:48 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 6:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:48 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 7:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:01 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 7:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:15 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 21, 2026, 7:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:17 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim gale Feb 21, 2026, 7:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:26 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:29 PM

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lyric carbon Feb 21, 2026, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@lyric carbon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dim gale, @zealous rock, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @lyric carbon, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @zealous rock. @zealous rock died.

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@amber ermine paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@tranquil wyvern looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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No one told @raw moss that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @raw moss died.

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@oak lodge placed chests all over the world except where @tight forum was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tight forum died.

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@dim gale started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @dim gale while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@amber ermine was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @amber ermine tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@oak lodge decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@oak lodge accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @oak lodge died.

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@dim gale started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@urban sequoia struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@lyric carbon laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@red kindle emerged from a tree stump and scolded @dim gale for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @dim gale was still holding an axe. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@tranquil wyvern and @urban sequoia had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@lyric carbon wrote @inland spoke's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @urban sequoia was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@lyric carbon snuck up behind @dim gale, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @lyric carbon decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@lyric carbon was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @lyric carbon died.

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@carmine cairn summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tranquil wyvern breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@dim gale and @urban sequoia played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@dim gale started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@urban sequoia sniped @tight niche with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @urban sequoia, it was opposite day. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@dim gale drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@dim gale went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @dim gale died.

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@tight niche underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim gale
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 7:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 7:41 PM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak lodge Feb 21, 2026, 7:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:47 PM

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@oak lodge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

obsidian storm Feb 21, 2026, 7:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:49 PM

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@obsidian storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 7:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 7:59 PM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 8:00 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 8:29 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 8:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tacit escarp, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @obsidian storm, @minor jewel, @oak lodge, @fiery folio, and @urban sequoia
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@inland spoke walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@urban sequoia, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @fiery folio, @tacit escarp, @obsidian storm, @carmine cairn, and @oak lodge decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @tacit escarp. @tacit escarp died.

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@tight forum walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @tight forum died.

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@tight niche was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@obsidian storm was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @obsidian storm died.

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@minor jewel and @fiery folio got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@red kindle stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@tranquil wyvern shot their Handgun to the left of @minor jewel just to scare them. @minor jewel heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @minor jewel died.

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@oak lodge used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @oak lodge died.

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@raw moss finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@inland spoke boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@carmine cairn found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@fiery folio took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @fiery folio died.

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@red kindle fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke flossed their teeth with @errant vine's shoelaces.

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@urban sequoia started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @urban sequoia - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @urban sequoia then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @inland spoke was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss gave @tranquil wyvern Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@raw moss put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@errant vine summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @urban sequoia, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tight niche saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@carmine cairn was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery folio
100 points go to 10th place: @oak lodge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 8:39 PM

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errant vine Feb 21, 2026, 8:39 PM

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zealous rock Feb 21, 2026, 8:45 PM

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tight forum Feb 21, 2026, 8:47 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 8:49 PM

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brave shore Feb 21, 2026, 8:58 PM

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obsidian storm Feb 21, 2026, 9:00 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 9:17 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 9:25 PM

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calm wind Feb 21, 2026, 9:25 PM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 9:25 PM

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errant vine Feb 21, 2026, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 9:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @calm wind, @tight forum, @red kindle, @errant vine, @brave shore, @obsidian storm, @fiery folio, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
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@zealous rock spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @zealous rock died.

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@calm wind took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @calm wind died.

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@tight forum was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @tight forum into the freezing cold water. @tight forum died.

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@oak lodge watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@inland spoke tried to attack @urban sequoia with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@errant vine equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @obsidian storm chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @errant vine's shattered corpse. @errant vine died.

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@fiery folio was building a nice house. @raw moss asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @fiery folio just looked confused.

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@obsidian storm got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @obsidian storm died.

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@fiery folio was infected by a zombie virus. @fiery folio died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@carmine cairn received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@inland spoke and @tight niche played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@red kindle thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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There was a snake in @fiery folio's boot! @fiery folio died.

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@oak lodge walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @oak lodge died.

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@red kindle tried to attack @raw moss by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tight niche in disguise.

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@inland spoke read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@tight niche and @raw moss farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@brave shore wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @inland spoke into an apple. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @brave shore found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @urban sequoia with bug spray. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@brave shore used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @raw moss, who silenced @carmine cairn by filling their hiding place with water. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@tight niche overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@tight niche used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery folio
100 points go to 10th place: @obsidian storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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obsidian storm Feb 21, 2026, 9:45 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 9:49 PM

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 9:50 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 21, 2026, 9:51 PM

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brave shore Feb 21, 2026, 9:59 PM

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tacit escarp Feb 21, 2026, 10:00 PM

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fluid vine Feb 21, 2026, 10:00 PM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 10:02 PM

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arctic temple Feb 21, 2026, 10:11 PM

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wind flicker Feb 21, 2026, 10:14 PM

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paper nacelle Feb 21, 2026, 10:14 PM

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raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 10:15 PM

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zealous rock Feb 21, 2026, 10:16 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 10:22 PM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 10:23 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 10:23 PM

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errant vine Feb 21, 2026, 10:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 10:29 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @tight niche, @fluid vine, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @red kindle, @paper nacelle, @errant vine, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @obsidian storm, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@wind flicker was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @wind flicker died.

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@arctic temple and @inland spoke played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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The Wizard showed @urban sequoia their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@minor jewel used the power of Flex Tape to stick @zealous rock in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @zealous rock's suffering to a swift end. @zealous rock died.

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@red kindle blew @fluid vine to bits using an exploding bed. @fluid vine died.

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@carmine cairn was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@tacit escarp vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @tacit escarp died.

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@obsidian storm climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @limpid glacier and @errant vine.

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@brave shore aimed a Last Prism beam at @minor jewel, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@paper nacelle saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @paper nacelle died.

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@inland spoke tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@urban sequoia returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@arctic temple drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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A mysterious stranger gave @limpid glacier a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @raw moss with it. However, @limpid glacier clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @limpid glacier died.

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@long vine tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @brave shore's eye sockets. @brave shore died.

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@errant vine found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @errant vine walked out the door.

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@obsidian storm ran with scissors. @obsidian storm died.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @arctic temple trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @arctic temple at a Sawmill. @arctic temple died.

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A witch prophesized that @minor jewel would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@minor jewel uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia used an Inferno Fork to eat. @inland spoke thought they didn't notice, but @urban sequoia just really likes spicy food.

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@red kindle started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @raw moss and @tight niche.

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@errant vine and @raw moss attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@tight niche took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@urban sequoia burned @red kindle to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @urban sequoia for reading books. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@urban sequoia invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@raw moss used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @errant vine. Queen Bee died.

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@tight niche found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@carmine cairn stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@errant vine received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @errant vine died.

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@long vine wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@urban sequoia went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @carmine cairn fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@tight niche sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @tight niche died.

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@long vine looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fluid vine Feb 21, 2026, 10:40 PM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 10:41 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 10:41 PM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 10:41 PM

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oak lodge Feb 21, 2026, 10:42 PM

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arctic temple Feb 21, 2026, 10:44 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 21, 2026, 10:53 PM

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calm wind Feb 21, 2026, 10:58 PM

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static trout Feb 21, 2026, 11:07 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 11:08 PM

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tacit escarp Feb 21, 2026, 11:22 PM

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abstract thunder Feb 21, 2026, 11:23 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @fluid vine, @calm wind, @tacit escarp, @red kindle, @errant vine, @abstract thunder, @limpid glacier, @arctic temple, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
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@red kindle and @tacit escarp set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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A monkey dramatically raised @static trout up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @static trout off said cliff. @static trout died.

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@errant vine found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @fluid vine. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @fluid vine died.

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@abstract thunder made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@inland spoke suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @calm wind was caught in the crossfire. @calm wind died.

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@urban sequoia and @oak lodge were having a nice picnic on the beach when @inland spoke stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@tacit escarp was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @tacit escarp died.

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@limpid glacier started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@errant vine was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @errant vine died.

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@abstract thunder was briefly jumpscared by @arctic temple wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@abstract thunder suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @abstract thunder died.

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@limpid glacier snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@limpid glacier was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @limpid glacier died.

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@urban sequoia used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@arctic temple wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@red kindle tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@arctic temple curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @arctic temple in half. @arctic temple died.

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@tight niche ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @red kindle before they could say "Zoinks!" @red kindle died.

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@oak lodge asked for @urban sequoia's autograph. At first, @urban sequoia was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@oak lodge was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @oak lodge died.

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@inland spoke claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tight niche murdered @inland spoke by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @oak lodge
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

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tacit escarp Feb 22, 2026, 12:07 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @gray sky, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
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@deep shuttle was stalking @tight niche's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@upbeat fern started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@inland spoke forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @inland spoke wasn't a Slime, @inland spoke was endlessly beaten. @inland spoke died.

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@oak lodge didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @tacit escarp, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @tacit escarp died.

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@red kindle was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @red kindle died.

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@upbeat fern gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @upbeat fern died.

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@long vine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@gray sky was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche recruited @formal badge as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@long vine mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@raw moss painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@formal badge followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @formal badge died.

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@urban sequoia told @limpid glacier to step off their carpet, which they did. @urban sequoia proceeded to murder @limpid glacier, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @limpid glacier died.

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@oak lodge became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @oak lodge died.

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@urban sequoia tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @urban sequoia's mind right in front of their face. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@carmine cairn developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @raw moss over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@tight niche's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@carmine cairn's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

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raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 12:36 AM

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oak lodge Feb 22, 2026, 12:38 AM

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arctic temple Feb 22, 2026, 1:14 AM

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modern plover Feb 22, 2026, 1:22 AM

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hardy patio Feb 22, 2026, 1:22 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @half magnet, @upbeat fern, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @hasty grotto, @arctic temple, and @oak lodge
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@limpid glacier tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@raw moss consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@hardy patio launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@modern plover played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@half magnet stopped a meteor from crushing @river frost and @arctic temple with their own body. @half magnet died.

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@oak lodge headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @livid shuttle had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@modern plover transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @modern plover died.

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@hasty grotto built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @river frost was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @river frost died.

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@hardy patio put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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The Demolitionist told @livid shuttle that it was a good day to die. @livid shuttle thought so too. @livid shuttle died.

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@upbeat fern tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@limpid glacier drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @oak lodge mopped @limpid glacier up with a tissue. @limpid glacier died.

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@hasty grotto had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @hasty grotto died.

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@raw moss smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@oak lodge stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @oak lodge died.

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@hardy patio finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@upbeat fern and @arctic temple got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@arctic temple was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @arctic temple died.

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@upbeat fern became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @upbeat fern died.

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@hardy patio started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@carmine cairn asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@hardy patio picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss was walked on by a Martian Walker. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @upbeat fern
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @hasty grotto
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

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raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 1:39 AM

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limpid glacier Feb 22, 2026, 1:43 AM

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oak lodge Feb 22, 2026, 1:44 AM

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severe spoke Feb 22, 2026, 1:50 AM

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upbeat fern Feb 22, 2026, 1:51 AM

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tacit escarp Feb 22, 2026, 1:58 AM

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granite root Feb 22, 2026, 2:13 AM

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fluid charm Feb 22, 2026, 2:14 AM

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modern plover Feb 22, 2026, 2:20 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 22, 2026, 2:26 AM

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idle sky Feb 22, 2026, 2:26 AM

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brave shore Feb 22, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @fluid charm, @upbeat fern, @modern plover, @granite root, @severe spoke, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @idle sky, and @oak lodge
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@upbeat fern tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@severe spoke made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tacit escarp couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tacit escarp died.

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The sun burnt @modern plover into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@upbeat fern found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @upbeat fern died.

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@modern plover was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @modern plover died.

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@idle sky ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@limpid glacier started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@carmine cairn found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@brave shore used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@fluid charm had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@fluid charm lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@granite root managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @granite root found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @granite root died.

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@raw moss descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@oak lodge, @severe spoke, and @idle sky formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@limpid glacier created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @severe spoke got too close while watching. @severe spoke died.

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@oak lodge took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@limpid glacier used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @limpid glacier, who bounced, and ended up being right. @limpid glacier died.

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@carmine cairn, @brave shore, and @idle sky raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@raw moss was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @brave shore into fertilizer. @brave shore died.

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@oak lodge ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @oak lodge died.

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@fluid charm tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @fluid charm died.

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@idle sky playfully poked @raw moss and laughed. @raw moss playfully poked them back with a Mushroom Spear. @idle sky died.

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@carmine cairn started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@raw moss dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle sky
150 points go to 4th place: @fluid charm
150 points go to 5th place: @oak lodge
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 2:39 AM

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long vine Feb 22, 2026, 2:45 AM

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brave shore Feb 22, 2026, 2:45 AM

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oak lodge Feb 22, 2026, 2:48 AM

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limpid glacier Feb 22, 2026, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:05 AM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Feb 22, 2026, 3:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:08 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

calm wind Feb 22, 2026, 3:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:10 AM

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@calm wind, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle sky Feb 22, 2026, 3:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:11 AM

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@idle sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Feb 22, 2026, 3:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:22 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 22, 2026, 3:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:23 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @calm wind, @long vine, @proud lava, @modern plover, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @oak lodge, and @idle sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @proud lava died.

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@modern plover found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@limpid glacier was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @limpid glacier suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@idle sky ripped @modern plover's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @modern plover. @modern plover died.

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@carmine cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@limpid glacier finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @limpid glacier died.

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@calm wind overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@brave shore watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@brave shore caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @brave shore died.

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@idle sky and @oak lodge relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@calm wind searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@raw moss searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@idle sky activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @idle sky died.

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@oak lodge accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @oak lodge, go jump off that cliff. @oak lodge died.

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@calm wind dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @long vine, but @long vine simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @calm wind died.

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@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@long vine was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @long vine died.

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@raw moss's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@raw moss fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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While @raw moss looked inside a Corruption chasm, @carmine cairn pranked them by pushing them inside. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @calm wind
150 points go to 5th place: @oak lodge
150 points go to 6th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Feb 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 3:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:41 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Feb 22, 2026, 3:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:45 AM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid glacier Feb 22, 2026, 3:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:47 AM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak lodge Feb 22, 2026, 3:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:51 AM

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@oak lodge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tacit escarp Feb 22, 2026, 3:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 3:54 AM

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@tacit escarp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Feb 22, 2026, 4:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 4:10 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Feb 22, 2026, 4:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 4:14 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle sky Feb 22, 2026, 4:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 4:21 AM

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@idle sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 22, 2026, 4:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 4:21 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 4:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 4:22 AM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 4:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 4:23 AM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 4:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 4:28 AM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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