epic-battles

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There are 15 players remaining.
@topaz dune, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @trail pollen, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @paper rose, @sweet fractal, @last cypress, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@inland spoke’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

Congratulations, @topaz dune! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @topaz dune died.

@paper rose found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@trail pollen gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @trail pollen died.

@urban sequoia found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@mighty coyote angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @mighty coyote's floating house. @mighty coyote died.

@minor jewel shot @paper rose to death with a finger gun. @paper rose died.

@tight niche tried to stab @gray sky, but @gray sky's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @gray sky died.

@last cypress and @sweet fractal farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@minor jewel dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @minor jewel died.

@long vine tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

@livid shuttle accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @livid shuttle died.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @last cypress saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @red kindle stabbed them in the back. @last cypress died.

@inland spoke accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @inland spoke died.

@sweet fractal added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@long vine found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @long vine was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @tranquil wyvern over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@urban sequoia and @sweet fractal built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@urban sequoia tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@tranquil wyvern tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @red kindle and @sweet fractal, who did not approve of gambling.

@long vine lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@tight niche descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@sweet fractal started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@tranquil wyvern befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@red kindle was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@tranquil wyvern and @long vine played catch with a Paladin. @tranquil wyvern accidentally fumbled a catch. @tranquil wyvern died.

@red kindle confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@long vine ripped @red kindle's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @red kindle. @red kindle died.

@sweet fractal traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @sweet fractal died.

@long vine triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @last cypress
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@topaz dune, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @calm wind, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @last cypress, @abstract thunder, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@urban sequoia trapped @livid shuttle in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @livid shuttle managed to escape regardless.

@topaz dune put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @topaz dune died.

@long vine started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @long vine decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@red kindle, @tight niche, @minor jewel, @gray sky, @calm wind, @inland spoke, @last cypress, and @tranquil wyvern decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @calm wind. @calm wind died.

@amber ermine learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @amber ermine died.

@abstract thunder ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @abstract thunder died.

@last cypress launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@red kindle started blocking @minor jewel's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@livid shuttle was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@gray sky attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @gray sky died.

@tight niche put two forward slashes in front of @livid shuttle and commented them out of existence. @livid shuttle died.

@last cypress drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @last cypress died.

@inland spoke started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @inland spoke died.

@minor jewel took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @minor jewel died.

@tight niche tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@urban sequoia recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@tranquil wyvern opened the front door and saw @long vine trying to murder the Guide. @tranquil wyvern slowly closed the door and walked away.

@urban sequoia tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@tranquil wyvern equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@tranquil wyvern suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@red kindle drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @red kindle up with a tissue. @red kindle died.

@long vine was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@long vine was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @last cypress
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@topaz dune, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @calm wind, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @minor jewel, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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@topaz dune shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @topaz dune's face. @topaz dune died.

@long vine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @long vine died.

@amber ermine accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @amber ermine, go jump off that cliff. @amber ermine died.

@gray sky lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @gray sky died.

@waxen marlin always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @waxen marlin died.

@carmine cairn teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tight niche would soon die a gruesome death. @tight niche ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@urban sequoia tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@wet merlin summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @calm wind felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@inland spoke bragged to @tranquil wyvern about their combat skills. @tranquil wyvern didn't really know @inland spoke and had no idea how this conversation started.

@urban sequoia shot @tight niche with a Water Gun. @tight niche shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@carmine cairn offered to add a gold trim to @red kindle's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @minor jewel. @minor jewel died.

@tranquil wyvern swapped @wet merlin's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @wet merlin then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @wet merlin died.

@red kindle recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@calm wind dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @inland spoke diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@carmine cairn tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @carmine cairn quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@inland spoke built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@carmine cairn saw @calm wind standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @calm wind died.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @urban sequoia's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

@red kindle used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@tranquil wyvern wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @urban sequoia killed them. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@red kindle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @red kindle lived.

@tight niche walked up to @tranquil wyvern and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tight niche, that kills people! @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn verbally roasted @red kindle so hard that they burst into flames. @red kindle died.

@tight niche found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@tight niche accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @calm wind
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[gray sky]

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@topaz dune, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @worn mason, @calm wind, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @amber ermine, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
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@calm wind recruited @lime creek as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@vagrant storm sacrificed @topaz dune by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @topaz dune died.

@jolly swift heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @jolly swift stopped because their voice became horse.

@worn mason was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @worn mason died.

@carmine cairn performed surgery on a grape.

@calm wind was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @calm wind died.

@vagrant storm used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @vagrant storm died.

@tranquil wyvern made up their own language and used it to threaten @livid shuttle, who simply scratched their head.

@amber ermine stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @amber ermine died.

@jolly swift obscured @lime creek's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @lime creek escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@gray sky tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @gray sky died.

@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@lime creek told @livid shuttle that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @livid shuttle took those words literally and peeled @lime creek. @lime creek died.

@livid shuttle attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @jolly swift watched the carnage from a safe distance. @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche got tired of @tranquil wyvern trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @tranquil wyvern at a Sawmill. @tranquil wyvern died.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @carmine cairn found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @carmine cairn was trapped for all eternity. @carmine cairn died.

@jolly swift started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 10th place: @calm wind

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@dense nexus, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @worn mason, @calm wind, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @livid shuttle, and @wet merlin
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@dense nexus wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @dense nexus through the wall. @dense nexus died.

@tight niche escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@tranquil wyvern found some Diamond Ore. @jolly swift quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@worn mason likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @worn mason probably liked trains a bit too much. @worn mason died.

@calm wind was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @calm wind died.

@amber ermine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@livid shuttle watched @tight niche go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tight niche was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@amber ermine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @amber ermine to notice them. @amber ermine died.

@wet merlin tried to strike @errant vine down, but @errant vine instead became more powerful than @wet merlin could possibly imagine.

@livid shuttle drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @livid shuttle died.

@jolly swift wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@wet merlin almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@wet merlin was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @wet merlin died.

@errant vine didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @errant vine died.

@tight niche met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tight niche ended up completely fine.

@jolly swift tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche literally impeached @tranquil wyvern by squashing them under a giant peach. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @calm wind
100 points go to 9th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 10th place: @dense nexus

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[amber ermine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[formal badge]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @dense nexus, @tight niche, @raw moss, @rain mauve, @calm wind, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, and @hasty maple
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The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern shot @dense nexus in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @dense nexus died.

@hasty maple and @raw moss had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@calm wind played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @calm wind died.

@tight niche found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@amber ermine rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @amber ermine with unnecessary advice.

@formal badge wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@jolly swift had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Revolver. Obviously, this failed.

@rain mauve thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@amber ermine shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @amber ermine died.

@waxen marlin was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @waxen marlin died.

@formal badge wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@tranquil wyvern found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@formal badge ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @formal badge died.

@jolly swift snuck up behind @rain mauve, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @jolly swift decided not to kill them. Yet.

@hasty maple curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @hasty maple in half. @hasty maple died.

@tranquil wyvern blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @tranquil wyvern died.

@rain mauve loves @raw moss to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @rain mauve died.

@jolly swift emerged from a tree stump and scolded @tight niche for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @tight niche was still holding an axe. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @tight niche died.

@raw moss was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @rain mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hasty maple
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @cosmic ferry, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @formal badge, and @hasty maple
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The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@hasty maple ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@formal badge did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@worn mason read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @worn mason died.

@tight niche managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

@errant vine tried attacking @jolly swift, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@cosmic ferry kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @cosmic ferry red. @cosmic ferry died.

@amber ermine and @errant vine were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @amber ermine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @amber ermine died.

@formal badge overwhelmed @hasty maple with a storm of flying bananas. @hasty maple died.

There was a snake in @tranquil wyvern's boot! @tranquil wyvern died.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @jolly swift farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @jolly swift died.

@formal badge rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @formal badge died.

@errant vine wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@errant vine challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @errant vine died.

@tight niche was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn compressed @raw moss until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @hasty maple
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic ferry

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[carmine cairn]

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[warped jacinth]

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[tight niche]

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[rapid radish]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @calm wind, @cosmic ferry, @rapid radish, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @sturdy siren, @formal badge, and @warped jacinth
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The fighting begins again!

@calm wind decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @calm wind died.

@cosmic ferry successfully snuck into @warped jacinth's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @cosmic ferry died.

A Martian Probe spotted @formal badge, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @formal badge was too boring.

@rapid radish wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@sturdy siren brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @sturdy siren died.

@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @warped jacinth. @warped jacinth died.

@errant vine wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@rapid radish's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @rapid radish died.

@errant vine wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@errant vine got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @errant vine died.

@formal badge trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

@tranquil wyvern drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

Someone let the dogs out! @formal badge tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @formal badge died.

@tight niche placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Candy Corn Rifle.

@raw moss entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@carmine cairn crafted @tight niche into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @rapid radish
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @sturdy siren
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic ferry

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[worn mason]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[worthy trellis]

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[inland spoke]

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[tight niche]

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[urban sequoia]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @subtle gorge, @cosmic ferry, @tranquil wyvern, @worthy trellis, @red kindle, @errant vine, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@cosmic ferry was briefly jumpscared by @subtle gorge wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@red kindle had a wholesome reunion with @urban sequoia, who they previously thought had left them to die.

@worthy trellis found the Last Prism. Then @brave shore found another one, meaning that @worthy trellis's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@slate igloo swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @slate igloo died.

@tranquil wyvern and @worn mason had a very merry unbirthday party together. @inland spoke found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@formal badge tried to use forbidden magic to erase @errant vine from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @errant vine die, so nothing actually happened.

@raw moss played rock-paper-scissors with @carmine cairn. @raw moss played paper. @carmine cairn played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @raw moss was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @raw moss died.

@worthy trellis started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@worn mason threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@worn mason was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @worn mason died.

@carmine cairn hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@cosmic ferry started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @cosmic ferry died.

@urban sequoia had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@subtle gorge asked @inland spoke if they "knew the way". @inland spoke didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@tranquil wyvern handed @worthy trellis a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @worthy trellis died.

@errant vine laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@errant vine ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @errant vine died.

@tight niche picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

@subtle gorge started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @formal badge, who was in the front row. @formal badge died.

@inland spoke was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@brave shore won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@tranquil wyvern tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@red kindle chased @brave shore with their Excalibur. @brave shore tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @red kindle. @brave shore died.

@inland spoke tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @inland spoke died.

@subtle gorge put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @subtle gorge whole. @subtle gorge died.

@tight niche started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@urban sequoia got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche managed to kill @tranquil wyvern by doing absolutely nothing. @tranquil wyvern died.

@red kindle was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

Celestial creatures started invading! @carmine cairn knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@red kindle made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @red kindle rich and famous.

@carmine cairn pickpocketed @tight niche, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@tight niche tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@red kindle baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@red kindle found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @red kindle died.

@tight niche was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

@carmine cairn was eaten by a tree. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @calm wind, @cinder mortar, @red kindle, @paper rose, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@slate igloo used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @slate igloo died.

@calm wind was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @calm wind died.

@hardy patio made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@urban sequoia started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@cinder mortar was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @cinder mortar died.

@paper rose got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @paper rose died.

@hardy patio had a dirty mind. Then @red kindle sprayed @hardy patio's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @hardy patio died.

@raw moss briefly considered proposing marriage to @inland spoke, but married a bee instead.

@sweet fractal was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @sweet fractal died.

@inland spoke received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@urban sequoia thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @urban sequoia in disguise. Huh? @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@tight niche was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@errant vine couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @errant vine died.

@red kindle accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @red kindle died.

@tight niche fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @tight niche died.

@raw moss explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @paper rose

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[hardy patio]

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[long vine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @topaz dune, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @cinder mortar, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @last cypress, @hardy patio, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@urban sequoia got tired of @carmine cairn constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @raw moss died.

@worn mason ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @worn mason said "thanks, you too." @worn mason died.

@cinder mortar drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @cinder mortar died.

@long vine was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @long vine died.

@last cypress created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @last cypress's artistic genius.

@amber ermine will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@warped jacinth caused @red kindle to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@amber ermine got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@amber ermine didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @amber ermine died.

@red kindle accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @red kindle allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@last cypress marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@topaz dune played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@hardy patio created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@inland spoke tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@urban sequoia saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@red kindle fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @urban sequoia, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @last cypress. Queen Bee died.

@topaz dune pranked @warped jacinth by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@inland spoke patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @hardy patio in disguise.

@urban sequoia and @hardy patio strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @urban sequoia suggested using cover against them. @hardy patio recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@last cypress was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @last cypress died.

@hardy patio put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @hardy patio died.

@warped jacinth drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@warped jacinth practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @warped jacinth died.

@topaz dune was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @topaz dune into the freezing cold water. @topaz dune died.

@inland spoke tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@urban sequoia tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @red kindle being mercilessly tickled by @urban sequoia.

@urban sequoia found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@urban sequoia threw a Stink Potion at @red kindle. @red kindle threw a Toxic Flask right back. @urban sequoia died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @red kindle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @red kindle
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @topaz dune
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @last cypress
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @cinder mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @deep shuttle, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@livid shuttle solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@wind flicker literally can't even. @wind flicker died.

@urban sequoia tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @deep shuttle's head instead. @deep shuttle died.

@red kindle found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @red kindle pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@warped jacinth's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @warped jacinth sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@long vine invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @worn mason, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @worn mason died.

@long vine started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@long vine's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @long vine died.

@amber ermine was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @amber ermine barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @amber ermine died.

@livid shuttle and @urban sequoia were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @livid shuttle played solitaire. @urban sequoia stood behind them and watched.

@inland spoke tried to attack @urban sequoia with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @inland spoke to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@red kindle wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@livid shuttle stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @livid shuttle's ego received a small boost.

@warped jacinth found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@urban sequoia tried to shoot an apple off of @warped jacinth's head. @urban sequoia's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @warped jacinth died.

@red kindle started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @red kindle is still slurping that noodle.

@livid shuttle claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @inland spoke was morbidly interested.

@inland spoke caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@urban sequoia tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle was looking kind of dumb after @livid shuttle's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @red kindle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[urban sequoia]

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[warped jacinth]

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[wind flicker]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @wicked terrace, @raw moss, @worn mason, @red kindle, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@hardy patio made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

@wind flicker got stuck in @urban sequoia's Rod of Discord farm. @wind flicker died.

While streaming a fitness game, @red kindle accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@warped jacinth tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

Rumors started spreading that @worn mason was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @worn mason.

@raw moss started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@carmine cairn ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @carmine cairn's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @carmine cairn died.

@wicked terrace was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @wicked terrace died.

@worn mason accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @worn mason died.

@urban sequoia threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @urban sequoia unlocked the power of flight!

@warped jacinth watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@warped jacinth asked @hardy patio to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @warped jacinth died.

@inland spoke couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Tungsten Broadsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @inland spoke's heart and brain. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @red kindle with its horns. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@hardy patio tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@raw moss spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@rigid relic accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @rigid relic died.

@urban sequoia fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @raw moss's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@urban sequoia sniped @hardy patio with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @urban sequoia, it was opposite day. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@hardy patio couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@raw moss donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@raw moss wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@hardy patio tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@hardy patio got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @hardy patio died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @rigid relic
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 9th place: @wicked terrace
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[warped jacinth]

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[raw moss]

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[urban sequoia]

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[worn mason]

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[long vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tawny wharf]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @inland spoke, @wicked terrace, @raw moss, @worn mason, @long vine, @red kindle, @last cypress, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@abstract thunder put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@wicked terrace ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @wicked terrace died.

@tawny wharf was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@long vine purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@livid shuttle used a Laser Drill to literally bore @worn mason to death. @worn mason died.

@warped jacinth and @red kindle were about to face off, but @warped jacinth had to run off to the restroom first.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @urban sequoia begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@urban sequoia spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@urban sequoia’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@urban sequoia went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@inland spoke received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @inland spoke wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@raw moss found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@long vine accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @long vine died.

@last cypress tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @last cypress died.

@urban sequoia went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@abstract thunder managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @abstract thunder found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @abstract thunder died.

@livid shuttle was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @livid shuttle died.

@red kindle's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@tawny wharf and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@carmine cairn made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@inland spoke summoned the Old One's Army while @warped jacinth was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @warped jacinth died.

@tawny wharf jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @tawny wharf died.

@inland spoke mistook @red kindle's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @urban sequoia didn't know that.

@carmine cairn began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@urban sequoia tried to throw a Orichalcum Halberd at @raw moss before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@carmine cairn began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@raw moss needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@urban sequoia's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @carmine cairn dyed.

@raw moss tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tawny wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @last cypress

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wind flicker]

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[cosmic ferry]

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[carmine cairn]

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[formal badge]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wicked terrace, @inland spoke, @cosmic ferry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@formal badge left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@urban sequoia was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@wind flicker iwwegawy owoed to @inland spoke and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @wind flicker died.

@wicked terrace was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @wicked terrace died.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @long vine was the bartender, @red kindle was the DJ, and @inland spoke was the pinata. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, and @formal badge made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@cosmic ferry used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @cosmic ferry died.

@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@long vine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @long vine died.

@red kindle was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @red kindle died.

@livid shuttle complained to @formal badge that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@raw moss was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@carmine cairn made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

@formal badge and @carmine cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @formal badge, but left @carmine cairn alone because they smelled funny. @formal badge died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to assassinate @raw moss, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@carmine cairn saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@urban sequoia was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@tranquil wyvern drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

@tranquil wyvern was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss tricked @carmine cairn into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @cosmic ferry
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[long vine]

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[red kindle]

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[near mortar]

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[urban sequoia]

bb!register

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

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[wind flicker]

bb!register

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@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zealous rock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zealous rock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @long vine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @wind flicker died.

@carmine cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@inland spoke has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @inland spoke woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@zealous rock accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @zealous rock died.

@long vine tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @long vine died.

@livid shuttle walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @near mortar died.

@urban sequoia's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@red kindle spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@inland spoke tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@red kindle started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

@raw moss drew swords on the ground. @urban sequoia started stomping all over them. Furious, @raw moss picked one up and stabbed @urban sequoia with it.. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @raw moss. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @zealous rock
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

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@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[worthy trellis]

bb!register

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@worthy trellis, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[zealous rock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zealous rock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hasty grotto]

bb!register

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@hasty grotto, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @worthy trellis, @red kindle, @modern plover, @hasty grotto, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @glacial totem died.

@wind flicker was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @wind flicker died.

@red kindle started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@raw moss was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @raw moss let them be.

@carmine cairn summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @carmine cairn died.

@zealous rock thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @zealous rock died.

@hasty grotto looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@worthy trellis tried to confess their love to @urban sequoia, but @urban sequoia interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@hasty grotto, @worthy trellis, and @red kindle raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@modern plover was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @long vine's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @modern plover died.

@inland spoke filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@hasty grotto activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @hasty grotto died.

@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@red kindle fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@raw moss fired their bow at @worthy trellis, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @raw moss gave up.

@worthy trellis was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @worthy trellis died.

@long vine "borrowed" @urban sequoia's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @urban sequoia's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @long vine could return it.

@inland spoke started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@inland spoke hadn't seen @long vine in a long time, and missed them. @long vine aimed a Sniper Rifle at @inland spoke from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@urban sequoia stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @urban sequoia blinked first.

@long vine found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@urban sequoia woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @worthy trellis
100 points go to 7th place: @hasty grotto
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @zealous rock
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[still crystal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@still crystal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[wind flicker]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slate igloo]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@slate igloo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[warped jacinth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@warped jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @slate igloo, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @still crystal, @long vine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@wind flicker tried to explain to @formal badge that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @formal badge countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @wind flicker died.

@glacial totem suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @glacial totem died.

@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Flamelash.